@@mrlume9475 do you know the meaning of nemesis? A nemesis is a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt. Me
Maybe “Syntactic spastic” could’ve topped it. Or brick topped it even doubling as dyslexic rhyming slang for linguistically drastic or summin like that. Anyhow dyslexia, datlexia, fruity fuckin lexia, im off to the library to take out a bookie.
I love Alan Ford… so talented …. Scary as anything as Bricktop on a par with Joe Pesci in Goodfellas …. And then you see the beautiful delivery and timing of this well written comedy…. Fabulous..
Love him too. Would love to see more of him. Even listening to him in the old Hitch Hikers radio shows is great. As a fan of Knowing Me Knowing You his one appearance in the series was the highlight. Not easy when you’re acting next to Steve Coogan.
Unbelievably impressive. Laughing with shock and awe. There's no escape from the abusive, relentless, verbal maze of the true East End thuggery of Alan Ford.
Thats Terry Norton, he was cleared of garroting a nightclub owner on Leicester square and appeared on knowing me knowing you with Alan partridge. Funnily enough partridges former best mate Dan pops up thanking Terry for giving his speech
"...and when I come round tomorrow I'm gonna bring a pair of trousers that says dry clean only and you're gonna wash them. I don't care what it says on the label, you're a washing machine now fucking wash! I will not tell you again" had me laughing hysterically.
Alan Ford has created one of the truly great film personas in Brick Top. Strange that someone who creates a character that would have people cut up into pieces for no valid reason doesn't eat meat (Ford is vegetarian).
Brick top is one of the best characters ever created.
Facts
Goody Gumdrop!!
He is the ultimate nemesis!
I concur
@@mrlume9475 do you know the meaning of nemesis? A nemesis is a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt. Me
I don't think there is anything better in life than Alan Ford swearing at people.
Check out the film In The Loop with Peter Capaldi; quality port-a-potty poetry
“You f***ing prat” 😆
Legend has it that washing machine suddenly came with a lifetime warranty and never broke down ever again 😂
😂😂
Shut up yooo muppettt😅
TOO F¥€KIN Riiiiiight.
😂😂
😂😂
“Nutters from Parkhurst.” What a line.
Agreed. "Dressed in Yeti suits" took it to another level.
This was the best line in human history. It’s simply too funny 😂😂
Made sure to cite the right prison and everything.
“Syntactic cripple” has got to be my new favourite insult to use!
I prefer alphabetical fuck pig.
"Alphabetical fcukpig" ain't too bad either
Maybe “Syntactic spastic” could’ve topped it. Or brick topped it even doubling as dyslexic rhyming slang for linguistically drastic or summin like that. Anyhow dyslexia, datlexia, fruity fuckin lexia, im off to the library to take out a bookie.
Loved the way he smiled after fixing the washing machine. Class.
He didn’t fix it, he told it the rules of life and it listened 😂
Superb, bricktop gets his own sketches 🤣🤣
This was years before snatch was made, it’s where brick top was born lol
Armando Iannucci is a national treasure 🏴
Amen to that. There’s loads of Italian immigrants in Glasgow and Paisley and they’re wonderful. I’m from Scotland btw.
One of the best ever.👍
"I dont care if youve seen the arse wiping fucking play" - pure genius, spat my coffee out.
After hearing about a complete stranger for ten seconds "Where does he live?"
Im cracking up lool
Well, he shouldn't be doin' it.
"..well you should, you soppy tart..." 🤣🤣🤣
Can’t explain it but that tickled me the most 😂
@@nicksminicabs yep, same 😆👍
I'm still laugh/crying
Everyone loves Alan Ford.
lol I must admit... I do talk to my electronics like that, much to the amusement of my wife when I'm yelling at the TV because it won't switch on.
😂😂😂😂 am exactly the same with all my stuff
We all do
Same :D
I love Alan Ford… so talented …. Scary as anything as Bricktop on a par with Joe Pesci in Goodfellas …. And then you see the beautiful delivery and timing of this well written comedy…. Fabulous..
Love him too. Would love to see more of him. Even listening to him in the old Hitch Hikers radio shows is great.
As a fan of Knowing Me Knowing You his one appearance in the series was the highlight. Not easy when you’re acting next to Steve Coogan.
Unbelievably impressive. Laughing with shock and awe. There's no escape from the abusive, relentless, verbal maze of the true East End thuggery of Alan Ford.
Another egregiously underrated and largely ignored UK comedy series, along with Snuff Box, Time Trumpet, TMWRNJ, Marenghi etc.
Spot on. Tmwrnj had me on the floor as a kid watching it go out live
Time Trumpet was amazing.
What is this show?
@@darkestjuggalo420 The Armando Ianucci Shows.
How have I just discovered this. Loved Bricktop. Enjoyed this. I need the East End Thug for a few chores.
Alan Ford,.. Brick Top, a true legend, absolutely brilliant character.
My Dad lived in the same block as Alan in Camden, we also share the same surname. He's a legend...
do you know Johnny Franks?
@sharktamer No sorry.
Of course you've got the same surrname. He's your fucking Dad.
"You're going to end up in a laundrette in an old folks home." 😁🤣
Thats Terry Norton, he was cleared of garroting a nightclub owner on Leicester square and appeared on knowing me knowing you with Alan partridge. Funnily enough partridges former best mate Dan pops up thanking Terry for giving his speech
You wanna get sucked in?
Nice knowledge but I believe you’ve missed the owner of Dante fires around the 4.30 minute mark
"Taxi!!!!"
And he's just turned up on EastEnders as Billy's dad 😂
Dan! Dan! Dan!
He can’t have heard me.
Frank warren always gets the audience going
Brilliant actor. 😅 So nice in person. Excellent.
He should have got an Oscar for Snatch but that film was too good for the Oscars.
"I'm gonna sort out this syntactic cripple" I spat my drink out
“Put a lead on her Turkish or she’s gonna get bit”
*”Before she gets bitten”*
Pull your tongue out of my arsehole Gary.!! 😂 Dogs do that.!! 🤣 You're not a dog are you Gary.!!"😭
"I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm hard Bruce Lee.!!"
Best Cockney Hardman with killer one liners in Movies..
Fucking LOVE the fact Alan Ford is not just terrifying but has a fucking amazing sense of humour.
"Nutters from Parkhurst dressed in Yeti suits".
Holy fucking shit! I almost died when he delivered that line. With meat cleavers or without them. :)))
Absolutely love Alan ford just brilliant 😂
funniest this is Alan is such a lovely friendly guy in real life.. had the pleasure of meeting him on a set yrs ago..
Thanks for the compilation. These was my favorite sketches in the show
Needs an entire spinoff movie.
They did one. It's called Snatch lol
@@MrQuadro83 ha ha I meant a spin-off from that.
Quality !! ❤ love it.
Takes me back to Hackney in the 70s.
Superb. I’d never come across this before. Absolutely inspired. Such good writing and delivery.
Always like Alan Ford, but never seen this before.
Took me ages to realise he was the taxi driver in American Werewolf in London.
I was waiting for him to start talking about feeding pigs or something
"because if you don't babe... I'm gonna be watching you" 😂😂
More please !!!
Brilliant… i love this character ❤
This is epic. How come I never saw this before.
i so needed this this morning thank you so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Loved this
"...and when I come round tomorrow I'm gonna bring a pair of trousers that says dry clean only and you're gonna wash them. I don't care what it says on the label, you're a washing machine now fucking wash! I will not tell you again" had me laughing hysterically.
Brilliant!
Even though this was acting and none of it directed at me I was still shltting myself.😢
Do you identify as a broken down household appliance?
Did you forget to read the business section?
@@shashipancholi I make sure I do since watching this.🙄
Gotta love Armando's noticeboard.
"Remember not to drink bleach."
"Tick here if you can smell gas."
"Emergency Battenberg."
This takes me back to when I lived on the Isle of Dogs....
How have i missed this for so long?
Needs his own series.. definitely.
OMGDDD this is hilarious…alan as always…a proper legend!!! 😃😃😃
Need more of him in the world.
This man’s a legend 😊
My mum & dad had one those machines - it needed sorting out on many occasions
I’m so glad him and Eddie Hearn are working together so well now.
Men dressed in Yeti suits....I can't take it......EPIC.
Gotta love the man ❤
Brick Top! Great stuff!
Needs a bloke like that in No 10 frankly!
Brick Top
Got a mower for him to swear at. Can't find the spanner.
@@robertfish4052 Still a problem, mate? . I know a couple of South East London naughty boys who will sort it for a monkey.(Each,of course)
Effing ell that was so funny I've never seen this before.
Very good
A national treasure!!
The complete team at Electrolux were mesmerized!
These guys are just 'a couple of ponces mincing about talking rubbish'
They are definitely not "Diamond Geezers" giving it large like that. There's gonna be claret everywhere.Murders..
No no don't worry, this is just how it didn't happen.
...Tax-eh!
Take that soppy look off ya gormless face......!!
Wiv a little bit... wiv a little bit..
@@joemarston9140 wiv a little bit of bleedin' luck...
Total genius but would be great if you could get the sound to sync properly
I didn't notice until I read your comment! Thanks!
That character is Life 💯👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂
For some reason this stuck with me. i still threaten to stanley the belts of various inanimate objects to this day
Epic
Brilliant
The guy who thanked him for the speech in the short, first, bit played Dirk Gently in the BBC series!
Brick Top is quoted daily in this house
Wtf did I just watch 😂👌 more, I want more lol
*"I'd offer you a cup of coffee but the kettle's broke as well."* 😅😅
I so wish I could do this at just one Physics conference and get away with it. 🤣😂😅
the man, the myth, the legend😊
Genius
Best performance in Snatch. What a hoot. 'Give me the shooter.' Whammo!
Terry Norton, an innocent man
That's how it didn't happen
MURDERER!
He would be perfect as our pm ,he wouldn’t take no crap from anybody.
Instead we get a money thieving billionaire
Alan Ford has created one of the truly great film personas in Brick Top.
Strange that someone who creates a character that would have people cut up into pieces for no valid reason doesn't eat meat (Ford is vegetarian).
He's a real Geezer!. Brick top in retirement! (If he hadn't of gone to the fight!). Making a few notes on the side!. 🤣 On ya Alan!. Nuff said. 🙂
An absolutely proper pepper!
Father of the year!
The barber is in ‘the office Xmas special & Life’s too short’
His cabbie on "Toast of London" is hilarious 😂😂😂
ARMANDO FOR THE WIN!
Hahaha. That's class. I never saw this
The guy with the threadbare syrup is like this in real life. He's one of those footlights characters
This guy is the British Clint Eastwood
“You’re a washing machine now fackin’ wash!” 😂😂
I remember when most working class London blokes were like that…..happy days
Syntactic cripple, amazing 😂
Lol I'm from Wales and as a kid whenever a London accent was around me i automatically would think they were like this
Wicked
Alan Ford - East End Thug. 25.1.24. yeah.....eise words.
Soppy tart.... so funny.
Bricktop...what a legend
Could do with Alan Ford where I work. Machines are constantly breaking down.
😂 love this