World Record Babes | Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! | EP 12
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ก.ค. 2024
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk Chris had the best tuna melt of his life, weight loss problems, Sal and Chris do some calorie calculations, SNOW DAYS are BRUTES, TruTV told Chris to lose weight for his pilot, Chris teaches Sal a trick on how to order fast food without looking like a fatty, Chris shaved his eyebrows off by accident, snow day stories, snow days are the Super Bowl for kids, Chris is in the hall of fame at his college, Sal was on a basketball team that lost a game 44 to 0, shout out Yolanda Vega, when Sal was a kid he threw a rock at a girl for not giving him a cookie, soda road rage, birds pooping on you, walking on hot coals, how long does it take to count to a million?, the babes find a world record they were born to destory! THE BABES RUN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!!! YAASSSSS! HEY BABE!
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Chris is def a guy who says “food’s here” when he orders two pizzas for himself
And that’s why we love him
yup!
I did that once forgetting I had the curtains open and went into my empty tv room and the delivery driver watched me tucking to my two pizzas. So embarrassing
44 zip zip 44 zip 😂😂😂😂
THIS
Good Luck, Fellas. We wish you well!
Good luck with what george or fancy b
**The big dogs have entered the chat **
Good luck fellas !
Let the comedy war begin
West coast here! Fuck the east!
The “44 zip zip” had me in tears 🤣
IT WILL HAUNT MY MIND!!!
Hahahahah!!!
@@NoPreshNetwork fohty foh ziup ziep . . . fohty foh zip!
it shall haunt the mind of Sal, and so too should it haunt the body of ya'lls fans
in the form of a t-shirt
I'd buy fucking 44 of em, just let me send you my zip code
Lol sports parents are so ridiculous. I would know. I’m one of them
Pimpy killing it EPISODE AFTER EPISODE with the effects. First camera zooms, rotates, etc. now the snowman? get this guy a damn medal
The Power of the Youth
YAASSSSSSS
I didn't like it very much. It was kinda distracting
@@calebgigachad6705 À chacun ses goûts
I would love a whole episode dedicated to Sal and Chris attempting to break world records
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THESE BABES
Ahuuuundred percent
Patreon... when we get it
@@NoPreshNetwork YOU CAN DO-IT!
Same
I love how he’s trying to beat a record and held the 9 like “niiiiine” each time
Pimp has the best job ever wtf
The fact that Chris said “I love you too” when sal said “I love you” to the bobble head killed me.
I miss them just saying “Hey Babe” together
petition to bring back the old intro
@@megano9598 signed
Sameeeee
@@megano9598 signed
Signed.
Idk why chris counting had me laughing my ass off. The way he emphasized the nine every time lmao
Ninety NINE!!
“We’re not even gonna practice. Don- don’t even practice. But listen to me...don’t screw this up... jus- Just make sure ya DICTION is good.” - Sal. 👌
yo i DIED when sal said he ran to the top of his building like he was in the wire... all because of some COOKIE
"I took that girl out. Then I took to the skies."
- Sal Vulcano
🤣🤣
LMAAAOOO
I think I speak for everyone when I say it’s about time Chris sat on Sal’s shoulders, and counted to 100 as fast as possible. I’m glad you guys didn’t leave America hanging any longer. 😂
I almost choked on my Cocoa Pebbles over Chris saying "niiiiiine" every time, and watching Sal laughing at that (I assumed he was laughing at that). I couldn't swallow for at least half a minute for fear of sucking it in
timestamp?
I laughed STRAIGHT through every single 45 seconds of the world record attempt LMAO
Okay guess I’m not gonna go back to sleep on this snow day, gotta get high and hang with my fave babes
The zooms are perfectly timed Eric Andre Show levels of funny
i caught on to sal's version of "hallelujah" so quick I DIED LAUGHINGgg that's how you know you're a true catholic lmaooo
The quick evolution of editing on this pod is SO SO GOOD!!!! 😂
I literally can’t get enough of Chris and Sal...at first my favorite comedy duo was king and the sting with Theo and Brendan, then it turned into bad friends with Andrew and Bobby, and now it’s hey babe with Chris and Sal, and I’m here to stay babes...
WOW SAME ORDER!
After Theo and Brendan threw D’elia under the bus I haven’t watched anything they’ve done tbh. Same goes for Callen. Bad Friends and Hey Babe actually stood up for Chris so they’re still favs tho
@@Gen7486 threw him under the bus... lol wut?
@@Gen7486 everyone was so happy to throw him under the bus but the views started going down cuz he made the podcasts more entertaining
@@Gen7486 callen was just on fighter and the kid
I have never related to Sal so hard as when he became a human calorie calculator
Babecitos!! Did you see that your Tubberware convo was a trending audio on tiktok 😂 Love you babes 🧡
Old but okay 😂
“You seen a black squirrel? They’re rare”
*Midwest has entered the chat
This killed me lol
They errywhere
In nyc, it's rare. They are all gray.
The only time I saw a black squirrel (rare here) was sitting on a wooden fence, exactly next to a Hawk perched there. Don't know what that means- but memorable.
This is the only podcast where I will listen to the promo's in their entirety!
Homeless Pimp's editing = GOAT
Sal looks like if Kenny Powers had one too many ayahuasca trips.
Make no mistake, you are one SCREWED IN KID if you can spell "ayahuasca" correctly.
Lol this is hilarious
“44 ZIP ZIP, 44 ZIP!!”😂😂😂
Even after hearing the story on What Say You, you still had me in tears Sal😂
“Whatever the opposite of undefeated is” defeated?? LOL I love Sal 😭😭
Fo-ty Fo zip zip!
Shits gonna be stuck in my head all day😂
Been stuck in my head for years. What Say You Pod.
@@DefinitelyNotMyRealName a fellow nuggalo
#IfYouKnowYouKnow
I can honestly say, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder then when you guys SHATTERED that little boys world record. Still am wiping the tears off my face.
Sal might be the most naturally funny guy he don't even be trying I swear
I hope you babes know that your 'tupperware' sound is trending on TikTok! The Gen Zs love you!!!
Probably explains why their following has gone up by 20k in the last week!!
Fuck TikTok
vinny and delila told him
Gen Z's are tik tok'd
Awwww wish u were gen z lol young af and i laugh
you guys can never stop this podcast!!!
Love from Glasgow, Scotland babes! Just discovered the podcast - best one at the moment
HEY BABE those zoom ins on their faces you’ve been doing since day one son are ON POINT!
We need more Basketball stories. Chrissy D3 Comedy
I have officially caught up to all the podcasts and i feel very proud of myself because this is some dope content so please dont stop, thanks :)
Sal with a swaggy Nike hoodie, Chrissy wearing a cinder block
I always come back to rewatch the classics when I need to end the week on a positive ❤ Love you babes! Never stop never stopping
Hahaha “so what do you weigh??” - straight to commercial lol
They both said “with mild!?” Like any form of exercise just sounded ridiculous bahahahaha
Definitely my favorite episode! 😅 I've replayed the "Forty four Zip zip" way to many times! You guys are just great!!
Absolutely been loving the 'No Presh Network' it has become an absolute front runner in my quick clicks
appreciate you!!!
Cuz, make no mistake... Texas restored power this morning so I can hang out with the babes
3 days no power. Im gonna have to throw all the shit in my fridge
Bro I just got power after almost 3 days of no power and now I have a new hey babe episode!? Let’s gooooo!
@@nitro-verse5311 put that shit in the snow!!!
@@brookeb452 I wasnt even lucky enough to get snow brownsville even sucks when it comes to disaters
Same, cuz. My junk smells because I haven’t showered in 4 days - it’s what it is. I’m putting Centerpoint Energy on fucking NOTICEEEE!
The zoom ins during the counting questions 😂
You two, are Bad Friends. Something special is coming babes.
I’ve ordered multiple drinks to make it seem like a large amount of food isn’t just for me 😂
That priest singing in the beginning was gorgeous
What’s that song called?
This time will be The first and last time that I will actually pay for a patreon, and I couldn’t be more excited to give these 2 grown men my money
hahhahahah love ya babe!!!
Hi my love, I'm thinking the same thing 🤣🤣 what is the content of the patreon? I've never paid for one before 🤣🤣❤️❤️ thanks babes! 😘
@@emilycromarty they’re going to pst exclusive content on the patreon, no one knows what since it hasn’t started yet, but I’m so excited! I just love sal and Chris
@@mylifeinaburger9556 thanks babes! Me too!!! Nothing but Impractical Jokers makes me laugh as much as this poddy! Xxx
@@emilycromarty same babe I loveeeeeeee impractical jokers
I love Hey Babe I laugh every damn time on each episode
This is my new fave podcast
Taking a dump at 11AM and watching Hey Babe
Prayers to you that its not a cactus dook
Same
🎵heeEEAAYEE baaayybe.. heeeeEAAAYY BAAAYBE-! 🎵
I’ve never been able to listen to a podcast until now. I love these guys!
I love this podcast!!!! These guys are just constantly cracking me the hell up!!!! Always a guarantee laugh n a 1/2!!!!!
Make no mistake babe... I'm watching calories too rn, and we in in this together!!! CHRISSY CALORIES
YAASSSSSS BABE!!! COUNT THEM CALZZZZZZZZ
Whenever Sal retells stories from What Say You it makes me feel kinda nostalgic
i truly do not think i’ve ever laughed harder at a video, show or podcast than i did just now watching chris trying to beat the record for counting to 100 😭 hands down my favourite podcast i love y’all
Been waiting all week for this! Especially in the light that a love was lost this week!
Elsa: Do you want to build a Snow Man?!?!
Chris: No.
Chrissy - I used to do the same thing! I'd order food and pretend it was for more people 😂
I like the new camera work! The zoom ins make certain things funnier. Love you guys 💞
I’ve just watched all 12 episodes in 2 days. First podcast I’ve watched - TikTok brought me here. I’m really loving it.
This podcast is really moving up on my favorites list
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I love you too babe!
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@@Tabiannax84x hey babe
Chris really look into this. Tell Vinny to look up Natural Slim (frank) on youtube. My husband has lost 30 lbs in the last 10 month just following his advice and eating well.
The rapid fire conversation and topic between these two is an accurate representation of my brain when I try to sleep. It’s so familiar it’s comforting.
Love you babe! So excited for the new poddy woddy with my two favorite cuties!!
Sal, still looking like a Jedi Master working for Complex.
I remember on a school field trip, this kid threw an apple out of the back of the bus, and it somehow hit the freeway with the most perfect of rolls, then somehow bounced up mid roll off the ground and slammed into the windshield of a car behind our bus...everyone was watching and we all lost our fucking minds....it was the perfect toss. I don't think anyone could've replicated that no matter how hard they tried....
The BEST Podcast ever! 😆🥰🤣 ♥️♥️♥️ "Hey Babe"!
omg when they talked about the “snow superstitions” i always called them “snow rituals” cuz you do all that stuff to make it snow and i’m not even kidding it ALWAYS works. when i was in school we would do all the stuff they listed and then run outside and scream “LET IT SNOW” and it worked!
How many first bites of Derosa’s sandwiches is Sal having?
Maybe only the first bite is good 😂
Sal's hoody is fire 🙌🏾💥💥💥
I’m in love with this podcast I binged all episodes and I’m glad a new one came out and has anyone else noticed how good sals hair look overall he looks great but I really wonder what’s his hair routine
Sal is genuinely one of the best listeners in the podcast world
Best show on the internet...that being said..I haven't listened to this episode yet.
Straight to the back. Here for the content.
I WAS BING WATCHING YOUR OLD EPISODES, MAKE MORE!!!
Chrissy your show in AC on Sat was FIRE...laughed so hard I felt physically weak afterwards
Love how the end was just googling random facts lmao
I really want Q, Joe, or Murr to come on the show and hang out with Chris and Sal. Imagine the laughs....
Chris is counting: 1,2,3,4,5
Me: U.S.A. U.S.A.!!!!!!!!
Can I just say, toasted English muffin, Nutella, microwave for ten seconds 👌👌👌 best
The editing on these videos is perfect.
Please bring back the OG music/intro, LOVE YA BABESS
You guys are great.love your chemistry.you just crack me up
I love love love LOVE the dramatic framing!! 😂😂😂😂
38:22 if ya wana skip an hour of ad reads
When I found out that my little brother has to do virtual school instead of having a snow day I almost blew my back out! How ridiculous, they take away the one exciting thing about winter as a child.
Whenever my friend goes to McDonalds and she orders a bunch of food for herself, when she gets to the second window where you pick up your food she asks for another bag. She said getting the second bag makes people think that she got food for someone else and is going to separate it. Lol
Guys. You’re getting me through this Texas winter storm 🥶❄️❤️
Intro music is what plays thru Chrissy Whitney’s head 24/7
It is what it issssssss
BIG FACTS HUGE
ive developed podcast commitment issues
WOW BABE YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT HEADSPACE.COM/HEYBABE HAHAHHAHAHA LOVE YA
Man these guys are Talkin about tuna melts at 10 am for me and im hallucinating the smell of one UGHHH do want
The chemistry here! My favorite pod no lie
As if they told Chris to lose weight for his new series 🤯! The world of tv is so fickle man. Chrissy Calories FTW all day babes!!
Not shocking. Ditch your sketchy ass pod HH, lose weight and pretend to listen to Sal's stories and you're in.
am I the only one who is wondering why this video can only go to 360P?
Yeah same here
It happens a lot on TH-cam, I think it has something to do with how long the video has been posted. It usually fixes. Itself after 10-30 min
They’re using Vinnys phone to record so she can have access to the raw footage. Protecting her investment.
The High Def versions of YT videos take time to process after uploading.
so weird! sorry guys I filmed and published it in 4k not sure why
Love these, don’t stop posting!
This is my favorite podcast in a long time!