Tell me why Sal and Chrissy are two extremely attractive men but can’t see it for themselves. And they’re good people who are funny?! Talk about the whole package. Love you both babes!
@@rosslilley1571 Sal is just super handsome to me in general, but on top of being good looking he has a great personality. That pink outfit he bough has GOT TO GO tho, or be worn as separate pieces 😂
@@rosslilley1571 everyone has their own preferences ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to me i think sal is more attractive than chrissy. still think he’s attractive but to me sal is more so.
That’s what Im wondering but then again Chris and him have been friends forever and Chris still learns so many new things that I feel are worth mentioning early on 😂😂
It feels like sal watched a crime show back in his childhood and saw someone innocent go to jail cause they couldn't prove where they were and decided that wasn't going to be him one day
I just wanna say, as a guy, it was so helpful to hear you talk in depth about feeling insecure. This is the most I’ve ever seen anyone open up about it, and we as a society need more of that, so men can know it’s okay to have feelings and that we’re not alone in feeling insecure. And youre handsome and everything, so it helped to know that even guys like you get this insecure.
Can someone tell Sal it’s “sequins” and not sequences when asking about David blaines assistants dress !! He always teases Chris for messes up words!!!!
We NYers sometimes add an s at the end of words lmaooo my grandma asks me if I want some soders instead of soda. I have an accent, but sometimes, my grandparents throw me off w their words like my grandpa saying CATCH UP instead of ketchup and he pronounces the a in adult like apple instead of saying uh dult
The way Sal tip-toed around the “mastermind 911 plot completed” is kinda sketch. Can’t trust a man with earlobes that looks like they were glued on crooked
hey babes just wanted to say thank u for creating such amazing episodes 🥺 had a really tough year and without watching these i probably would’ve went insane lol, shoutout to the babes!
i love you guys so much, i jumped on this podcast for the first time like 3 weeks back and i love everything. the food discussions, the life discussions, and even the ads hahahah please keep making great podcasts :)
I have already listened to this on my podcast app. But I HAVE to watch you guys vibe off of each other!! Love the whole journals of $al 😂 Thank you babes, and Homeless Pimp! I wish you guys would come do a Hey Babe stand up at the STAND UP LIVE IN HUNTSVILLE ALABAMA!
Literally I am SO in love with Sal I cannot even live, I’ve loved Chrissy D 4E and the way that Sal just brings out the best in him is just…art and beauty. Love both so much ❤️
This was amazing 🤩 love how sals brain works I would love to have records of things I was doing all through out my life I love him more now!!!!! 😝😝😘🥰🥰🥰
I think your one of the few comedian podcasts celebrating pride. so thank you! For some reason everyone was celebrating cinco de Mayo couple weeks ago but then pride month comes along and they all go silent.
Sal!! I am from Miami always going to bodegas/cafeterias. Yes I totally remember the horoscope scroll! Next, I need to know what Vinny ordered?! Lol love the show babes!
Petition for them to make it a new segment where Chris says a random date and sal reads what he wrote down for that day.
Signed
Sal: I have kept a daily journal since 1993
Also Sal: I’m not a serial killer
Monday 7/14/2014 "forensics"
Sal came to see him in a different way.
Chris asking if sal had the day they met written down is the most wholesome and pure thing ever
I was hoping he could find it so they could relive it together with us 🥰
S’cute
Needy Chrissy Greedy Chrissy! Ha! I hope the best for them both but I hope they become roommates when Vinny leaves chris.
Same!
Shoutout Craig tweek SAY SOMETHING south park scene
“His bread and butter is bewilderment” 😹 thank you babes for the entertainment/bewilderment/shock/pleasure each week!!!
HahahahahHH 😅👏
that's gay babe
🤣😅🤣😅
Tell me why Sal and Chrissy are two extremely attractive men but can’t see it for themselves. And they’re good people who are funny?! Talk about the whole package. Love you both babes!
Love ya babe!!!
Sal is looking terrible 🤣 whats attractive about Sal? Chris looks great
@@rosslilley1571 Are you kidding me? I think Sal is INCREDIBLY good looking.
@@rosslilley1571 Sal is just super handsome to me in general, but on top of being good looking he has a great personality. That pink outfit he bough has GOT TO GO tho, or be worn as separate pieces 😂
@@rosslilley1571 everyone has their own preferences ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to me i think sal is more attractive than chrissy. still think he’s attractive but to me sal is more so.
How have we had 27 episodes and just now finding out Sal keeps daily journals for over 20 years
That’s what Im wondering but then again Chris and him have been friends forever and Chris still learns so many new things that I feel are worth mentioning early on 😂😂
He has mentioned it before! Like once. I remember tucking it away because I used to journal.
Imagine the content!
Dude I’ve been doing that for almost 15 years and literally no one knows
@@Damnto why
Impractical Jokers playing on my TV. Hey Babe on my phone. Life is good.
The promo at 4:18 with Sal sitting patiently staring into the lens is way more funny than it should be
He looks like Chris' kid hahaha
He looks like his soulmate.
It feels like sal watched a crime show back in his childhood and saw someone innocent go to jail cause they couldn't prove where they were and decided that wasn't going to be him one day
Haaaaahahaha
I'd love to see a full episode where Chris and Sal just go through the photos on their phones and talk about whatever stories come up.
Chrissy liking the 1975 is so funny to me for some reason. Love them
It’s hilarious watching him dance around to their music 🤣🤣🤣
Chris telling us about his upcoming shows with his arm around Sal made me laugh so hard! :)
I didn’t expect it and spat my cup of tea out ahaha
Then he hands Saul the mic and it just cuts off🤣 what prophetic speech did we miss out on?!
I am bisexual thank you so much to both of you for your support...........
We must protect Chris and Sal at all costs! Adorable, the both of them!!!!! ❤
AGREE!
I miss Chris with yannis
Sal sitting there while Chris says his dates is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
Is it normal that I’m watching it on repeat?
@@benoitcyr2761 yes
😂 “mastermind terror plot; plot complete.” 🤣
Babes we are going to need longer podcasts 2hrs minimum
I thought they forgot to give a shout out to Tom Brady and Pat Mahomes but Sal pulled it out in the last minute of the ep!!!
Phew idk what I’m gonna do when we circle back around to the next super bowl.
chris and sal have "old gay new york couple" vibes.
CUTEST BABES! ESPECIALLY WITH OUR MATCHING TEES 😂🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Cute cute cute
1st I notice & 💙 the blue outlining
Tastebuds did it first !!! Lmao
Shout out to the gays
Shirts are from Target.
I just wanna say, as a guy, it was so helpful to hear you talk in depth about feeling insecure. This is the most I’ve ever seen anyone open up about it, and we as a society need more of that, so men can know it’s okay to have feelings and that we’re not alone in feeling insecure. And youre handsome and everything, so it helped to know that even guys like you get this insecure.
🧡love you bro
That zoom with the "what else could that mean?!?"
Immaculate
Poor Chris! He was reallly Hoping Sal had the day they meet written down 😭😢🥺🥺!!! I hope Sal at least wrote down the day they started the podcast
I have a feeling Sal made an update to his calendars.
I am obsessed with sal and all his weird ass quirks. Loved this episode babe!
Can someone tell Sal it’s “sequins” and not sequences when asking about David blaines assistants dress !! He always teases Chris for messes up words!!!!
He’s probably just a Drag Race fan that’s why he said “sequinsed gown” 👀
*messing up
@@elizabethmusa5185 I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of roxxy as soon as he said it😂
We NYers sometimes add an s at the end of words lmaooo my grandma asks me if I want some soders instead of soda. I have an accent, but sometimes, my grandparents throw me off w their words like my grandpa saying CATCH UP instead of ketchup and he pronounces the a in adult like apple instead of saying uh dult
YASSSSSS!!!!
They better not stop the super bowl shoutouts until the next super bowl 😂😂
Sal came all the way out in this episode 😂😂😂
The way Sal tip-toed around the “mastermind 911 plot completed” is kinda sketch. Can’t trust a man with earlobes that looks like they were glued on crooked
I can't unsee that now 🤣
>can’t trust a man with earlobes that looks like they were glued on crooked
absolutely underrated
holly shit, this is one of the funniest youtube comments I've ever read
Sal has to be the most likeable guy in podcasting.
I'm in love with two men twice my age. Don't tell my mom.
Sal keeps track of everything he does in case he gets accused of murder. Lifelong alibi
Haha
Use “Snow (Hey Oh)” for the intro next episode! “Hey babe, listen what I say babe.”
Good choice, but I'm gonna have to go with Hey Baby by No Doubt.
HEY BABE, HEY BABE, HEY BABE, HEYYYY
Girls say, boys say
Hey Ya! by Outkast could work too ;)
PLEASURE. That whole bit, I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard.
"Sitting on my deck, smoking weed, looking out at the Mandaterranian"
Uff what a spelling
hey babes just wanted to say thank u for creating such amazing episodes 🥺 had a really tough year and without watching these i probably would’ve went insane lol, shoutout to the babes!
The ad read with sal sitting beside Chris like a confused child is the best 🤣🤣 4:28 seconds in, and my depression is cured , thanks babes
thank you sal and chris for all of the consistent entertainment/bewilderment/shock/pleasure
i imagine pimp being in the same matching shirt. makes me feel good
This feels like a pajama party at a 20-year sorority reunion. Still want to know if homeless pimp has a matching shirt.
i love you guys so much, i jumped on this podcast for the first time like 3 weeks back and i love everything. the food discussions, the life discussions, and even the ads hahahah please keep making great podcasts :)
Love the podcast great episode as always, i wait all week for “hey babe” & “Chrissy Chaos” & of course “Taste Buds”. 👍 much love - Marcin J
Babes... another cliffhanger? Y’all are so funny 😂 I love this Pod
I'm having a really bad morning and this is exactly what I needed ❤ thanks babes
I love how much Chris loves Sal and clings onto his every word. And I love the man crush he has on him
Love you Babes! LONG time Sal fan, and it continues to grow!
Sal said "sequins" gown like he's Roxxy Andrews or something
I have already listened to this on my podcast app. But I HAVE to watch you guys vibe off of each other!! Love the whole journals of $al 😂
Thank you babes, and Homeless Pimp!
I wish you guys would come do a Hey Babe stand up at the STAND UP LIVE IN HUNTSVILLE ALABAMA!
Yay babe! It's Hey Babe time! ❤️
OMG, I remember those horoscope scrolls!
You babes are always providing the entertainment/bewilderment/shock/pleasure. Thanks for the laughs 😅😅😅
I've never bought merch before, but I would 100% buy Hey Babe merch because I love this Podcast so much. 😍
Taste buds too!!
Hey Babes! Wanted to know if you could look into getting better-closed captions for your videos. For people who are hard of hearing. Thanks Babes!
Chrissy Cliffhangers strikes again! Well played, good sir!
Sal’s dms to David Blaine and Chris’s reaction to it is my favorite Hey Babe moment yet.
Sal babe you came in CLUTCH with the Tom Brady save I was waiting the whole time🤣
When the ep starts with singing, you know it’s going to be a good one! Happy thursday babes!
Literally I am SO in love with Sal I cannot even live, I’ve loved Chrissy D 4E and the way that Sal just brings out the best in him is just…art and beauty. Love both so much ❤️
Sal never sounds more Italian than when he says “slaysh” 😆
Ahhh finally my favorite day of the week Thursdays with the babes. Hey babe!
The journaling thing is such a great idea 😱especially when I have such a bad memory. Thanks sal!
Pimp you gotta hold these guys to a pateon i have never been so excited to be apart of a patreon before XD
It’s gonna happen babe promise!!!
This was amazing 🤩 love how sals brain works I would love to have records of things I was doing all through out my life I love him more now!!!!! 😝😝😘🥰🥰🥰
Hey Babe! cbd gummies dont even come close to relieving my anxiety and dread like this podcast does! ty guys for the laughs/bewilderment/wood/pleasure
You guys kill it everytime ! Love ya babes
The Yasssss pats of their shirts folding over the Y to read Asssssss is so on brand.
Sal completely inspired me to now write down everything I do each day. Damn. That’s brilliant. I’ll be missing about 25 years worth tho 😂😩
Yasssss 🥰. Hey babesss !! It’s been a tough week😔 and I soo needed you guy’s energy right now💕. Love yous ❤️❤️
I've never liked a video faster before. I lost it when Sal said "What else could that mean?"
So I’m from the south (still live here) and I love to listen to these guys talk. Their accents are awesome! Love the podcast! Keep it up
this episode was full of consistent entertainment/bewilderment/shock/pleasure thanks babes!!
This episode of Gay Babe really left me with feelings of entertainment/bewilderment/shock/pleasure - wishing you guys continued success!
every TIME with the superbowl and i'm always like "wait."
Sal reading his message to David Blaine is one of my favorite podcast moments of all time. Slash bewilderment.
I enjoy these two babes so much I always watch the ads just to get more babe.
I NEED A TWO BAD BABES COMBO !!
TWO BEARS ONE CAVE
BAD FRIENDS
HEY BABE
I NEED AN H3, FRENEMIES, AND HEY BABE COMBO STAT I NEED TO SEE CHRISSY AND TRISHA PAYTAS COMMUNICATE
Thursday is starting to become my favorite day...another episode with my favorite babes 😊
Mine too!
Lol never clicked on something so fast !! 👏🙌
Bewilderment is a curious state of mind and I love it. Bewilderment is never wrong.
THANKS FOR THE EBSP (Entertainment/Bewilderment/Shock/Pleasure)
I think your one of the few comedian podcasts celebrating pride. so thank you! For some reason everyone was celebrating cinco de Mayo couple weeks ago but then pride month comes along and they all go silent.
"Live inside a plastic bag" 😆 perfect
Hey babe this episode was pure entertainment/bewilderment/shock/
pleasure.
Ah!! You won’t get me again! Soon as Distefano starts winding up with an epic story at the end, I kno to chuckle before getting interested. Haha.
Lol they already used "Unique Areola" on Jokers
That David Blaine tiny Pole footage would be hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Congrats on the 100k you guys always make my day
Sals diary entries were the best
Sal!! I am from Miami always going to bodegas/cafeterias. Yes I totally remember the horoscope scroll!
Next, I need to know what Vinny ordered?! Lol love the show babes!
This is hands down my favorite podcast!
You just David Blained me! October 13th 2017 I was meant to see that show!! BUT I MISSED IT!! Good show? 🥲😂 love this podcast ❤
Hahaha I’ve never seen anyone get more excited over a cliff hanger than Sal🤣🤣
I need a montage of those photos while queens 'best friend' or 'endless Love' plays in the background
Just when I thought they were going to forget the Tom Brady bit sal pulls through at the final moment 😂😂
This show is so funny. You guys are doing good!
I think having a daily journal for 20+ years might be the bonus 11th step to being gay. 😂 Love Ya Babes!
I still watch the argument about how to say chihuahua everyday!! That was literally the funniest podcast moment ever
hey babe, watching impractical jokers as per ‘uge...saw a promo for chrissy’s new show. gonna set my dvr promptly. shoutout tru tv
"Ya silly son of a bitch" 😂 I love Sal so much
Y’all somethin else! Love you babes!!!!!💟☮️
I was very bewildered by this podcast
Hey Babe is one of the best shows ever
Lmao at the intro. God I love you babes!