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Tall, White and Bad At Basketball. Seth Tippetts - Full Special
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มี.ค. 2020
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"Me and my wife just got back from a trip in Italy" *slowly starts backing up*
I live in Italy, am American, and can assure you that you are in the exact same boat. While we are restricted from moving outside our homes except for necessities, Spain now is the same. Guess what? It's all over the world, and the US has extremely few test kits. It's more present where you live than you think.
*Yawn*
Moore people die a year from second hand cigarette smoke than coronavirus . Big scam .
Cigarettes don’t crash economies. This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a good while
@@ronniep777
It may be precisely because we're trying to stop it from spreading, DUH
"IT IS I, THE GREEK GOD OF GOOD HARVEST AND PLENTY"
I don't know why, but this KILLED ME. 😂😂😂
Me too! And I dont mean the movement
@@antoniosmith5350 🤣
“My name is Diabetes!”
He should do cartoon voices
Diafaesces?
I love him for the fact he was not afraid to do black jokes. I’m black and that bit was hilarious...
Hold up, you just said thug and that has a TH in it!!
I howled!!!
Angelofmusic Wonder yeah but it wasn’t mean-spirited and that’s the whole point, everyone in the world these days is terrified to mention somebody’s race because if you do then you’re a racist and that’s just not true so good on you for noticing that
true comedy knows no such concept as race. funny is funny!
@@coryshook7648 .zSj
I'm a blaxican myself, and I agree entirely
It wouldn't be as menacing if was pronounced fug 😂
Six foot tall female in school in the 80s, I HATED it. I complained all the time then scoliosis hit and now I'm 5'5" and can barely walk😳
God has a sense of humor!
I don't know about god but I'm glad you have a sense of humour :)
Have you gone to a chiropractor? From personal experience I can tell you it helps.
@@KitKatToeBeans Oh yeah, I'm _way_ beyond that. It really helped initially but they can't see me now because it's so severe. Too bad cause mine was great!
@@KitKatToeBeans Last time I went to a chiropractor I had sciatica. She was so brutal I walked out in agony. Weeks later I was still in pain and went for a scan - turned out she'd herniated one of my discs!! Never again. Physiotherapists are more better and heal with gentle _appropriate_ exercises.
I saw a tv show a few years ago that showed a kid with truly horrendous scoliosis that was cured using muscle stimulation with some type of tens unit. His back was truly a mess, too. I don't know if it's worth looking into, but it was amazing. If I wasn't so old I'd look into it myself.
I relate with everything you said. Im 6'9 and 300lbs. I really needed to hear this stand up tonight. Thank you so much to whoever posted this.
@noutheticcounseling5447 took the words out of my mouth
My dad served a very tall man at the lumber yard he worked at. Not having much tact, he asked the man how tall he was. the guy answered, "Not that tall, just 5 foot 23. Loved it!
Dry Bar, you guys are officially the number 1 place I go to for comedy! Comedians here have so much talent. Thanks a lot for the uploads!
“Jebidiah is touching meeeee...
Also he’s dead.
Stawppp.....”
That part made me giggle for about 5 minutes 😂
Me too 😂
“Lonely size” 😂
That's just the perfect name 🤣
it came full circle. he looks like Gaston he played Gaston.
I'm 6'8 and I approve of this comedian. Annnd I wish timber was a real dating app.
@@SethTippetts I would totally throw some cash your way!
Stupid auto correct, un-correcting me again!
6'4" so I'm not sure if I qualify, I do have broad shoulders so I can relate to the clothes shopping issues.
Found out I am a 2xl tall slim fit, it is a new size that I guess I'm the only one who needs
I'm 4 ft 32.
Never played ball 'cause I somehow get shorter when I jump.
The good news is that in your late 40s you bulk up (I was skinny af until my 30s) and the B-Ball questions stop.
@@DamnedXtians I'm 4'-20" but have the torso of someone a foot taller. The B-Ball questions stop when I stand up. :-)
I'm probably up to his waist. Tall person issues? Try short person for a day.... I'm 4'8" and being an introvert, going shopping is an anxiety filled extravaganza. 😱
Watching this while my whole family's asleep... I managed to keep it together right up til the end but I lost it when he asked "Do your ears hang low?"
At 6'3" I finally met someone I can look up to! ;-)
I'm also six-foot-three and had the same thought throughout the whole show on top of that I thought of being a stand-up comic and now I have no material
I'm only 6 foot, which is both good and bad because I can fit in normal-sized people clothes. The problem is a lot of girls I know want guys 6'2" and above. One of those girls actually wont take any guy under 6'3"
That Gaston impression was on point
That joke about wearing togas and diabetes was funnier than it had any right to be.
Ok I love this man. I'm 6'5 and 19 so it's possible I'll be around his height when I'm done growing. And this man has a sense of humor so much like mine. This man also has scoliosis like me! So I have to say with 100% accuracy THIS IS MY LONG LOST PEOPLE. I FOUND MY TRIBE!
Always stand proud!
6'3" is the perfect hight for being tall and still been able to fit through doors, take planes, have most things in a world just a little to small but still usable
Absolutely right! I'm 6'3", weigh 310 pounds, and I fit precisely in a doorway...
I'm 6'3! And I Love it!
I've always said it, it is the perfect height! I once had 2 roommates who were 6'5, they can keep it!
Also, 6'3". I feel pretty smart for picking that height.
Looks like I found where all the cool kids are at!
I'm a Mexican and Nacho Libre taught me a lot about life.
"I ate some bugs,
I ate some grass,
I used my hand,
To wipe my tears."
“It was an honest Mc’stake” 🤣🤣🤣
A great comedian, planning the set up of a joke years in advance "I can't keep them straight" 🤣🤣
I'm 6'8 and no joke the clothes aren't for big and tall guys it's big or tall clothes
lift bro
And if your both tall & wide it gets even worse..
Vash Matrix Well its a good thing my father is even taller hah, but yes, specialist stores or imports for me mostly
Agreed...That's literally why I set up my channel!!
I'm 5'11
Anyone notice, the clock in the background? The roman 8 should be written VIII and not IIX.
I'm 6x9" and he is so dead on. One of the funniest guys on dry bar too
I'm 6'5" and nearly 52. People don't tell me how tall I am anymore, just how old.
I feel you I'm getting old too
I'm 6'4" and 17 and have taken to replying to "How tall are you?" with "How short are you?"
I'm female and almost 6 ft tall and I'm constantly being asked by the small statured Arab gentleman at the 7 eleven if I play basketball literally everytime I went to the store. Despite being in my 30's. The first 4 or 15 times it was cute ( not really) but after the fifth or twelfth time, I just turned to him and asked him if he played miniature golf. He never asked again.
@@kristenlanes4800 Kristen that is really funny what you said. Took me a minute and then started laughing. I am 6'1 and 190. Tall is great and be glad your not too tall. Just avoid guys with SMS or Napoleon complex.
Haha 😂 I do avoid the SMS' as and the Napoleon's like the plague.
I love how in the middle of his walmart joke I got a walmart add talking about the food they donate lmfao. That just made this joke so much better
Tall people notice the dirt on top of your refrigerator. Kareem Abdul Jabar’s mother taught him how to sew his own clothes and he made his own clothing while he was in college.
I'm 4'9" people tell me how short I am on a daily basis!
Is your temper short too? Or as tall as this guy?
I'm 5'3" but can relate 😂 😂 I also have three of the tallest friends who love telling me how short I am in comparison to them 🙄🤣
I have an accent and people ask me where am I from on daily basis
...........for the past 30 year.
@@hansolo2098 years (plural) - 30 is more than one. They ask me WHERE I AM FROM.
@@jamesmcinnis208 I think it's fine to correct people who are multilingual, but maybe chill a bit.
I gotta (I mean [I have got a ]) joke I think you'll like:
What do you call someone who knows 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call someone who knows 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call someone who knows 1 language? An American.
I came out to my parents when I was 16. As an artist. They still haven't accepted it. I'm 57 now.
I was drinking when he said, "They're gonna find my skeleton and think it's a t-rex. " big mistake
normal people go to Walmart in Las Vegas at 2am in the summer BECAUSE ITS 117° IN THE DAY TIME!!
He talks about black people saying "sef" instead of Seth and I have never related to someone more in my life.
Doesn't everyone on Earf say Sef?
@@rhelferstay oh god
@@rhelferstay The dude in "Chase the Devil" pronounces Earth like "Urt".
Lol I work at a big and tall...they just put tall in the name, it's mostly just big, bigger and some extra lengths on some clothes.
I would totally hang out with him and his wife. Funny comedian and into nerdy things. Love it!
My husband was tall, we build a home just for him. Much later I sold it to a tall husband & wife.
This guy looks like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
He's a bit like English comedian/actor Steve Coogan.
"My wife was spatula number two."
Somehow the best part 😭😭😂😂😂😂
Don't drink water when watching this guy.
😂👍
So unique, great delivery, wicked funny. Good Job Seff !
This is some solid material! I also like that he's not afraid of PC police, it takes guts but I think if your intentions are good people don't mind some bluntness
Walmartians bit pretty good
Yes🤣funny funny man.
I always go to Walmart on tramp stamp Tuesday.
That 8 on the background clock is disturbing...
Some clocks are done like that.
@@Dudemon-1 never noticed that... I was aware of IV sometimes being written IIII but not VIII being written IIX. Is there any specific reason?
@@alexanderj1316 I think because of the length, but that's only a guess. I think it's weird, like "IIII".
Why did you have to point that out. OCD going crazy now.
@@misterkelley9740 Sorry 'bout that
I bet he actually does kill it with the ladies with how tall he is lol
Omfg the seth joke was the best , being a seth i have always noticed. , shits too reall couldnt stop laughing, just glad to know people felt my pain
5:10 Man, I am so glad I went through high school in the 80s. We had lime eating contests, jalapeno eating contests, hot dog eating contests at school events...anything. Hmm...that kinda' indicates why everything is prohibited now.
Yeah..Glad I realized the jalapeños back in school were so weak so grabbed some proper thai green & red chilis
Is his shirt a woman's dress?
id say no, but i got a girl at work that it would fit as one
All white people are issued a horizontal striped shirt at birth. Never not gonna find waldo
This is true
@hellrzr1966 🙌🙌🙌
No
Love seeing a tall, funny, Dungeons and dragons playing, gaming, comic, but I must admit It's still harder being a tall woman dating :-(.
It wouldn’t be if you stopped caring about other people’s height. 🙄
Tall Girls Rule ❤️
you are super!!! I have 2 sons that are tall. One is 6ft10, the other 6ft6.I'm 6 ft. I know all too well about big and tall stores..Yes, they are mainly BIG..or..too expensive to shop at.I used to order jeans and pants at Pennys 'unhemmed'..as I could add seam tape to the bottom and they could be half an inch longer. My Brian(6'10") always looked like a cooked shrimp in his car. He now has a truck and loves the fact he can fit. I like the KIA Soul..and to hear that it has an awesome sound system..makes it better. Thanks
I’m 6’7” and I can relate to almost everything
The dog food 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great set!
Original material, great delivery. So funny!
Thanks Seth.
Loved the janitor and modern art bit!
Thanks
What Mrs. Doubtfire looked like when she was younger.
That "TH" joke is hella funny!
SETH!!! you killed it on DRYBAR!!! hope you are doing well my friend
@@SethTippetts it sure is the Sandman lol. You still doing shows? because I wanna come!
@@SethTippetts ok I will plan on coming to one then! thats awesome
he kinda reminded me of a comedic class clown from high school
Yeah, the ine that wasnt funny & always got beat up by girls
Hilarious! Laughed so hard!
I live in Australia and also suffer from Mickey D’s affliction. We say “Maccas’” so much even the McD’s corporation just gave in and puts that name on its promotions here. I also committed the cardinal sin that this fella did, except I was in Vienna. Even the locals behind the counter looked disgusted. “Yeah, whatever Heidi; just move it with my order. That apple pie ain’t gonna dunk itself in the Strawberry sundae...” Great set - really like his style! 👍😁🇦🇺
Is it messed up that I laughed when he said "daaad Jebidiah is touching me" only to laugh harder when he said "and also he's dead!"
Seth , first time seeing you l like your material. You were very good. God bless you. Watching it. 3/29/20
Its 3am and I cant sleep because this guy is hilarious.
Am 6.3 too so still impressive to see taller folks..and the older I get the more curious I get about D&D
very funny. I am 6 ft and my sons are 6'10", and 6ft 6.....so we can definitely relate
@Parmesana I wish you guys well
I read the title and went
"Oh that's me..."
Love that all of the tall people immediately flock to any video with these videos because you never relate any other time
He is handsome, well propositioned, nice arms and amazing smile. Good looking stud
14:27 LOL, the funny thing about this is I don't like having my hand wash my other hand because I don't like spreading germs XD
I'm a simple woman. I hear a comedian call Wyoming a dumpster fire, and I drop a like and agree emphatically
24:44 modern art is a money laundering front. You can't change my mind. Lol.
That’s why Hunter Biden is selling his art work for up to $500,000 per painting. Hunter Biden the world famous artist 😂😂😂😂😂
6' 5" with a Kia Soul here! I bought it for the head room... and for the theft feature. No one EVER eyes my car!
If it has an automatic transmission, it’s fair game for car thieves. Today, the best theft deterrent is a manual transmission. When I was young, all car thieves could drive a manual transmission.
As someone who actually made bongs, it's all in the ratio between the volume of the bong and the size of the carburetor.
My family can TOTALLY relate!
He’s funny but I feel like we wouldn’t get along in real life haha
Davide Italia That was mean.
sanaz bani I had this exact same thought.
Loved it, hope to see you on tour some time!
Why more people didn't laff at the black bit? I'm black and it killed me.
@@whistlerobinshouseandhobbies Agreed.
We were Dungeons and Dragons virgins because... We weren't
Fart jokes are funny...
Edit:
This dude was smart enough to save the political jokes till close to the end.
6 ft. 9" is soooo tall, even by Dutch standards! I'm so glad I'm a woman who's on the lower end of a regular height.
Not unlike being a 6ft 4in woman.. I so relate!
"Lonely sized" hahahahahahaa
Wait. Butter...eating....contest? WTactualF
I’m super tall for a girl....loved this!!!!!! So funny.....
I'm 6'8, considering a tattoo that reads "6'8, no", and I'm less than a minute into this, but I'm hyped to see what you got!
Empathized with the tall jokes. Good overall. Thanks.
LOL! This guy is hilarious!
Waitin out the Corona virus scare, may as well get a good laugh..
Red Bex well this aged like milk
"Scare"... yet 5 months later we are still in a pandemic. So it was more than a scare apparently.
The great covid hoax was good for one thing. Let me catch up on my watch later playlist
@@Thomas-uk5cp wow. You're an idiot.
@@ultravioletskye you obviously havent actually been following whats been going on with it
Super funny! I’d never heard of Sef Tippettes before. I almost choked on my dinner. 🤣
I’ll even forgive his dig at Trump.
My 6' 8" son feels your pain.....AND did NOT play basketball.
Ive been a Dry Bar fan for a YEARS I cant believe Im just now getting suggested this guy. Im crying. Im a 6' tall female... this world is not designed for anyone over 5'8"! And at least men have a tall store.... womens shorts look vulgar on me. So do most dresses. I have to wear mens clothes just to be normal! Even shoes! They do NOT make womens size 13 wide shoes....
Really? I figured 6' would still be within the for lack of a better term "acceptable" height range to function normally, I suppose for women the figures are bit skewed towards the shorter end but I did not think 6' would be that far out of the spectrum. I mean I got a friend (albeit a guy) whom is 6'10" and his life kinda sucks bro nails his head on door frames all the time and flying is pure hell for him he looks like a sardine in those seats, so I guess I get where you're coming from kinda.
That said tho ya gotta look on the upside of having to wear men's clothes, at least they are comfortable and easy to put on plus..... we have actual functioning pockets. By the way having worked at Casual Male (the aforementioned "tall store") for a number of years, I can say with confidence there is a whole lot of big and not a lot of tall in that store these days.
On a side note maybe consider moving to the Netherlands? I mean it maybe better considering the average height there would be considered leaning taller on the global spectrum and I would avoid Asia altogether despite the fact that they adore tall people there, it does not make for the most comfortable living experience.
Its funny when comedians make political jokes and 6 people laugh
Yep I was pleased with that reaction, but why is he stupid enough to drag in politics, spoiled a good routine.
They were good jokes, just not good jokes for a Utah audience
Very funny guy! It would have been funnier, though, if Grandpa had voted for Hillary. ;-)
this is NOT the time to be dissin our President I Thank God we have him
Cindy Nelson it’s shameful he represents our country
This guy is funny.
Fill your bear with love….yeah I threw up, but fill it with love! 😂
@Seth Tippetts
Great routine and very clever irony with words.
@Dry Bar Comedy
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YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for
all socially responsible people who chose to
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God bless, be strong and remain hopeful.
Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/8/2020
👍☺️🇺🇸🗽
"he probably voted for Trump..."
Hahahaha!😂
He is very funny! Thank you!
He is hilarious!!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Reading all these great comments make me feel so short. (6'1 and 190) Now I know what guys with SMS (Short Mans Syndrome feel like.
Talking abt his kios car thingy: "it did have a killer sound system though, probably to turn it up all the way so you wouldnt have to hear the laughing pe-dest-rianss"