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  • THE GREAT WALL Clip - "The First Attack" (2016) Fantasy.
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    PLOT: In ancient China, a group of European mercenaries encounters a secret army that maintains and defends the Great Wall of China against a horde of monstrous creatures.
    RELEASE DATE: Febraury 17, 2017 (USA)
    GENRE: Action, Fantasy
    STARS: Matt Damon, Pedro Pascal
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  • @AyushKumar-wf5vs
    @AyushKumar-wf5vs ปีที่แล้ว +4859

    i have to say that the crane attack was the dumbest fighting technique ever 🤣🤣

    • @Cool-Cat1
      @Cool-Cat1 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      It's so dumb, It would be like sending 1 man to fight 20 with a signal mag with his gun expecting it to go well. Like they have bows just make more of them and fire down towards them lol.

    • @StudioMarLin
      @StudioMarLin ปีที่แล้ว +463

      *I see you're not familiar with Chinese products..*
      *They always look so cool, but they also never function!*

    • @tiberiusvirus9342
      @tiberiusvirus9342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Explosive spears would do the job

    • @benjaminesquivel2906
      @benjaminesquivel2906 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Broooo dumbest offensive attack I’ve ever seen, they said we fuck it sacrifice the women 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stevenrobert8567
      @stevenrobert8567 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is just the stupidest movie I have ever seen. THE CGI sucks, it sucks real bad. If Damon keeps making shit like this, he's finished.

  • @xdae
    @xdae ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    yes sending your elite fighters to bungee dive into an alien horde is totally a smart and logical move

    • @darkspd31
      @darkspd31 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      legit was going to say...like why not use cross bows!?! lol

    • @dkchen
      @dkchen ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Shhhh you're hurting the reason to have beautiful women on the show.

    • @momsspaghetti6571
      @momsspaghetti6571 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Women☕

    • @mandiebox7945
      @mandiebox7945 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I legit stopped watching the video when I saw it.

    • @Tobi9012
      @Tobi9012 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it's not even effective. Better drop rocks down on them, they are free, they hurt a lot and even a 10yo can do that.

  • @fatfreddyscoat7564
    @fatfreddyscoat7564 ปีที่แล้ว +2770

    For those who don’t speak ancient Chinese, “crane corps” means ‘sacrificial offerings’

    • @arkking552
      @arkking552 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      😂

    • @xiaoweiyi5230
      @xiaoweiyi5230 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I am Chinese who doesn't know this

    • @frozenflava
      @frozenflava ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@xiaoweiyi5230 it's a joke

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No one asked and it is the stupidest idea ever to add Shen Yun with war.

    • @drippalps9991
      @drippalps9991 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @Kirkyking
    @Kirkyking ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    The crane corps is arguably one of the stupidest ideas that ever made it onto film. Not to mention the archer at 1:40 who says "aim for the eyes" on a swarm of fast moving enemies that are 100's of metres away.

    • @AmponKhonyoo
      @AmponKhonyoo ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The film's director's idea was to say: In those days, using this method to allow the positions of other soldiers to firmly protect the walls and the need to use "bait" to lure and delay as long as possible. To be able to do it, but like you said, this method is completely stupid and ruthless.

    • @glennryzebol4472
      @glennryzebol4472 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was about to say this exact thing lol.

    • @chewminyi2451
      @chewminyi2451 ปีที่แล้ว

      Physics XD

    • @MsClonetrooper
      @MsClonetrooper ปีที่แล้ว +43

      In the movies defence, they do say these creatures only attack every 60 years or so. Its likely that the Crane Corps was highly effective in past battles, but since the monsters learn from the past, the Crane Corps methods are now ineffective. Notice later in the movie they never use that strategy again and instead use the blades within the walls and also suspended soldiers?

    • @aldogloria3840
      @aldogloria3840 ปีที่แล้ว

      I KNOW RIGHT

  • @mikedicewrites
    @mikedicewrites ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    I just realized how insane the Crane Corps actually is as an idea. They're literally fighting a horde. Sending people to bungee jump into that with a spear is basically accomplishing two things: feeding the horde and wasting vital manpower. Good lord, who thought this was a good idea to put in a film? This isn't Attack on Titan, people, you're literally just fishing with legitimately skilled warriors as bait.

    • @jksupergamer
      @jksupergamer ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Something like hot oil strat would have worked way more wonders

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 ปีที่แล้ว

      China cannot into cinema

    • @rampageTG
      @rampageTG ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean its china. makes sense if you look at some of the casualty figures from history.

    • @sudokuacrobatics
      @sudokuacrobatics ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't mock the gear the guys from aot used, it was a clear success there!
      Not like this ungraceful display of resources

    • @mikedicewrites
      @mikedicewrites ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@sudokuacrobatics I'm not mocking AOT's gear. That stuff was awesome. It's just whatever this is here is like the low tier version of that.

  • @kelvincostner7775
    @kelvincostner7775 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Rip to all the woman that do the death dive

    • @cesarsolis5737
      @cesarsolis5737 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just like in anime we lost our favorite waifus it the same thing

  • @kpolan
    @kpolan ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I like how the protagonists' faces are filled with disbelief at the stupidity of their tactics.

    • @jakecollin5499
      @jakecollin5499 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think it was supposed to convey fear but definitely looks like they are wondering wtf these people are thinking

    • @phillylove7290
      @phillylove7290 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When you understand the societal worth of women in China, this tactic makes alot more sense. To them there was little to no loss.

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@phillylove7290 One of their commanders is literally a woman...

    • @phillylove7290
      @phillylove7290 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @SirKolass Being the leader of soldiers who have a 1% of chance of survival is not a good thing.

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@phillylove7290 She wasn't just the leader of the crane corps, she was the second in command of the army, and was later named the new general when the general died.
      Also, later in the movie, they use the same bungee jumping tactic, but with men instead. They die all the same.

  • @08MrPancakes
    @08MrPancakes ปีที่แล้ว +421

    The Crane Corpse was apparently meant to distract the monsters long enough so that the archers can aim for the eyes

    • @dannywang4543
      @dannywang4543 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Using women as distractions, ok…

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Good luck aiming for anything in that writhing mass of monsters, it doesn’t matter, just shoot everything you have

    • @MasterTopHat
      @MasterTopHat ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s still pretty fucking dumb

    • @darienwithers2033
      @darienwithers2033 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eyes are the side on of monsters body. So hitting between the eyes is the least they can do.

    • @Not_MissHina
      @Not_MissHina ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's a fun way of saying "let's use these women as bait for the fishes"

  • @politrazor
    @politrazor ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The mostly useless warriors there are walltroopers. These girls are better for wall defence (spearwomen or archers) at roof than being a food for monsters.

    • @wholaughs1696
      @wholaughs1696 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Mare Car caught in 14k
      😏

    • @wonderwalls3565
      @wonderwalls3565 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were women, this was good enough.

    • @UnlimitedPower-g8c
      @UnlimitedPower-g8c 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @marecar5449 Yes. You have the desire to give those girls some babies. 😉

    • @UnlimitedPower-g8c
      @UnlimitedPower-g8c 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wonderwalls3565 What a gay thing to say. Only a f** can say something like this.

    • @thanhan7879
      @thanhan7879 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's china bro 😂😂😂😂

  • @chungnung5487
    @chungnung5487 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    This movie's plot has so much potential to be good, even the graphics and actors are not bad but there are stupid blunders that makes it a below average movie. It has so much more potential.

    • @kasparbaggott4703
      @kasparbaggott4703 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah this movie’s plot fucking sucks, but it’s fun to watch tho

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Nah, even Matt Damon was only there for the money. He never mentions this movie in interviews, seems embarassed by it. So does willem dafoe

    • @chungnung5487
      @chungnung5487 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kasparbaggott4703 A social colony like aliens that is intelligent and reproduce to attack humans every 100 years, gun powder, european coming to steal the formula, etc it's too much fun for most.

    • @chenyoufai4519
      @chenyoufai4519 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ridiculous jumping

  • @mgee9130
    @mgee9130 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I have not seen the movie so I gotta ask that how the hell did they beat them when after this clips it looks like its game over?

    • @moviesnow4601
      @moviesnow4601 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Matt Damon simped the General. The blue colour lady, not the man.

    • @Irfan87
      @Irfan87 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moviesnow4601 Lmao wat

    • @viceroybear6298
      @viceroybear6298 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He Matt damonized her.

    • @ashmitkush9397
      @ashmitkush9397 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@viceroybear6298 movie name btao

    • @write2pras84
      @write2pras84 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jason Bourne of course.

  • @darienwithers2033
    @darienwithers2033 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    They diving down with spears n mostly getting eating lmao. Real smart tactics

    • @firephoenix7788
      @firephoenix7788 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You know, I thought the free meals were supposed to be ON the sticks, not carry them.

  • @Numerial0.0
    @Numerial0.0 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Man I'd love to see a show down with the aliens here and the arachnids from starship troopers. There would be a mountain of bodies

    • @porkins_jr719
      @porkins_jr719 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Arachnids win...tanker bugs unstoppable by anything here

    • @johnmca5643
      @johnmca5643 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool idea....

    • @alexlegoboy3513
      @alexlegoboy3513 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never would have thought of that but yeah that would actually be epic but I do think the arachnids would win

    • @ChristianSoldier71
      @ChristianSoldier71 ปีที่แล้ว

      WARNING!!!!!!!! HELL IS REAL!!! Where will you go when you die?? We can not hide our sins from God. If we follow the sinful behavior of this world we are choosing to go to Hell. If we turn away from sinful behavior and believe in the Lord Jesus Christ we are choosing to go to Heaven, WE HAVE A CHOICE!!! MARK 1:15 Repent and believe in the gospel of Jesus Christ.

    • @FittedFresh
      @FittedFresh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Considering the arachnids were up against future technology and these guys are fighting ancient technology, arachnids stomp.

  • @mantidream8179
    @mantidream8179 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Flaming volley: very cool!
    Aim for the eyes: ...huh?
    Crane corps: alright we're done here

  • @christianswanger123
    @christianswanger123 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Moats and oil would've made this fight much simpler...

  • @MalikEXXL
    @MalikEXXL ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The crane thing was stupid, but those drums were lit 😂

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nunchuk drumming

  • @dkmike2299
    @dkmike2299 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The crane corps attack is so dumb lol. They have black powder, they could easily toss down grenades, they could focus most of their arrows directly below them which makes it easier to aim and hit them in the eyes(and its literally the only place they can get to them), they could pour boiling oil, there are literally probably 100 better things to do than sending women down on bungie cords lol. But I get it, hollywood.

  • @pranjalvw2193
    @pranjalvw2193 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Kudos to cameraman for risking his life and filming the battle from the battlefield itself

    • @adem5717
      @adem5717 ปีที่แล้ว

      Overused unoriginal and unfunny please shut up

    • @pranjalvw2193
      @pranjalvw2193 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adem5717 Thats exactly thats how I feel when others do so...

    • @ashishhembrom3905
      @ashishhembrom3905 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Its getting old...

    • @azmike3572
      @azmike3572 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can their union agree to allow such risks?

    • @arnoldmunez5057
      @arnoldmunez5057 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What a terribly overused joke

  • @balaurgod
    @balaurgod 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    90% of the comments here talking about the crane corps

  • @비에스-p1m
    @비에스-p1m ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Should have just let those blue armies continue drumming instead of yolo suiciding.

  • @VeryInterestingMemes
    @VeryInterestingMemes ปีที่แล้ว +334

    the true legends of movies is the camera man for surviving this monstrosity

    • @keHT554
      @keHT554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But they all went permanently insane within a year of filming. Some are still in comas.

    • @setyaprayitna2107
      @setyaprayitna2107 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Chickenworm9394
      @Chickenworm9394 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cameramen were on the Tao Tie side

    • @samueld5418
      @samueld5418 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@setyaprayitna2107 you are remedial if you found this funny.

  • @adrianguzman4987
    @adrianguzman4987 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    How many arrows would it take to kill it if wasn’t aiming for the eyes for a single beast

    • @Bigbert835
      @Bigbert835 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A lot. Like a whole body can handle the arrows

    • @krumbleme2
      @krumbleme2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...the world may never know

    • @yaxantonio3719
      @yaxantonio3719 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Explosive or fire arrows could do the trick, a lot of those beasts died due to explosive/incindiary catapult ammo

    • @NOORBLAY
      @NOORBLAY ปีที่แล้ว

      ماهوا اسم الفلم

    • @gojigo4484
      @gojigo4484 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NOORBLAY The Great Wall

  • @caffeinateddybear3869
    @caffeinateddybear3869 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The only two options for the women in blue is to play the drums and bungee jump into a monsters teeth

  • @joshualagrimas9555
    @joshualagrimas9555 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Would it be more effective for the crane corps to just throw the spear? 😅

    • @CriticalPosthumanism
      @CriticalPosthumanism 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Especially when the whole ground is covered with enemies 😅

  • @simoart2446
    @simoart2446 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:21 The Crane Crop was so dumb, even the white boys were confused

    • @mr.trouble827
      @mr.trouble827 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Their duty is to not let any Tao Tei climb the wall

  • @BingBong-fv7mx
    @BingBong-fv7mx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Could have remove the crane people and add rolling spiked balls instead

  • @dontkillme5332
    @dontkillme5332 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    if they research more on weapons and tactics than their uniforms, they could win this war with less casualty.

    • @mrbread3895
      @mrbread3895 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao fax

    • @phillylove7290
      @phillylove7290 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mrbread3895 Even the exploding Trebuchet balls are silly. A round 2 ton ball with that much momentum would squash the aliens for a mile rolling on the ground, but instead they explode with a small AOE. And for some reason they are on fire even though they are shooting into rock with nothing to catch fire.
      Would of been far better to just pour that flaming oil off the side of the wall.

  • @chenyoufai4519
    @chenyoufai4519 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Was this jumping good meals for the enemy?????

  • @sultansaladinayyubi1144
    @sultansaladinayyubi1144 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gog magog and wall of dhulqarnain

  • @hemitemilemi6837
    @hemitemilemi6837 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I remember watching this when I was 9, I was traumatized

    • @christopher8659
      @christopher8659 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at what? how bad of a movie it was?

    • @UmarRosyad
      @UmarRosyad ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@christopher8659 Argressive characters, fast pacing scenes, loud & high frequencies sounds/audio, can leave trauma to the kids

    • @jdsmith2670
      @jdsmith2670 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chris Topher Generally just monsters and things not from our planet lol

    • @2nerC9
      @2nerC9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you were 9 in 2016? holy shit I'm getting old...

  • @ramadhananugrah812
    @ramadhananugrah812 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    why do you guys jump down there, face to face with hundreds of monsters, just to kill one of them all. very stupid action

  • @ColemanJRimer
    @ColemanJRimer ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I really like the story idea, but this film could have used better writing and a bigger budget.

  • @Shadowknightneo
    @Shadowknightneo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's all.ablut to go down but those drummers at 0:47 are just vibing so hard.....

  • @mcjollirogers
    @mcjollirogers ปีที่แล้ว +40

    you know how useless the crane corps is when you realize their other job is to beat drums, and that job is still more useful

    • @madelinetorye9967
      @madelinetorye9967 ปีที่แล้ว

      The drum set the rhythm of the soldiers doing stuff. So somewhat useful

    • @marconotonfacebook3480
      @marconotonfacebook3480 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madelinetorye9967 Yeah, but without it, the number of casualties among the monsters won't be much different. Shooting arrows and other projectiles is not something you need to get hyped for. Running into the horde, yeah... but only the death jumpers are kind of doing that. So the drums are for the girls who jump off....great....they are self sufficient.

    • @ShadowDurza
      @ShadowDurza ปีที่แล้ว

      Drums were used to signal orders over long distance to troops for centuries. Why do you think they had drummers in the American Revolutionary and Civil Wars?

  • @ivancolonna7520
    @ivancolonna7520 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn, the Chinese were so terrified of the Mongol hordes, that now they create fictional movies that depict Mongolian warriors as monstrous aliens.

  • @nothosaur
    @nothosaur ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Several hundred thousand lizards, each at least 200 pounds. Where did the enemy get all the calories to sustain an army like that?

  • @feminico2613
    @feminico2613 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    another reason to shit on the crane corps is that the jumpers wore bright blue armor, which would be just a great attention giver and making it easier to see them. they couldve atleast made their armor the color of the wall so they'd have some sort of camouflage at least making it a bit harder to see them

  • @CactusCowboyDan
    @CactusCowboyDan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are literally tons of things they could have dropped from the battlements.
    Rocks
    Hot oil
    Bombs (which they had)
    But nope. I guess sacrificing young women was the cheaper option in ancient China.

  • @dssar7696
    @dssar7696 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They had many many many many years to prepare the whole field with gunpowder, tar and dig trenches with spikes. One fire arrow would have set everything of. Stupidest battle scene ever.

  • @badlav120
    @badlav120 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Crane corps 😂😂😂

  • @THEGODSWILL-WORSHIPHARVESTKYEN
    @THEGODSWILL-WORSHIPHARVESTKYEN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Who has seen the cameraman who was flying to film the moving arrow 😂😂😂😂

  • @XaeeD
    @XaeeD ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Crane drops" is not a very good tactic.
    1. You're sending some of your elite fighters down a rope to try and kill deadly monsters while hanging upside down.
    2. Since they bounce right back up, each fighter only has a second or two or three to inflict damage.
    3. Each fighter only has two hands, so no matter how skilled they are, they can only swing two weapons.
    4. You don't have thousands of "cranes" at your disposal, but each section of the wall only sends down a handful of these fighters.
    Conclusion: Because the monsters drastically out number your "crane" fighters, and because they can only kill a couple with each drop, it's clearly ineffective. You're simply not reducing their numbers enough to hold them off or prevent them from stacking up and climbing the wall. Without the "cranes", the monsters would've reached the top of the wall only seconds sooner than they do with the cranes' attacks. You're basically just sacrificing good fighters for almost zero gain. And look at the apparatus they have to construct to even let those gals down. Surely there's better ways to spend your time and resources. In fact, this whole situation is ridiculous.
    By the looks of it, they had plenty of time and more than enough resources to come up with a better strategy. Build canals inside the wall, that can open up on the other side, and release liquid down on anything that's trying to climb up your giant wall. Oil perhaps, then light the bastards on fire. They'll burn to a crisp before the outside wall takes any serious damage. An oiled up outer wall would also be much harder to climb. Granted, you'd need a lot of oil, but if they can afford those fancy armors for their entire army, I'm sure they could collect tons of oil.
    Also, "aim for their eyes" is poor advice. When a massive horde is stampeding towards your position, you aren't going to distinguish between individual monsters, let alone figure out where an individual's eyes are. Just "aim for whatever's moving towards us", would be more realistic. But since we're discussing their eyes, why not use smokebombs? Blind them down there; carpet the whole region infront of the walls with smokebombs, so that they can't see. Seems more feasible than targeting their individual eyes. And how about a moat? Castles used moats for a reason. Moving through water is way harder than moving on dry land. Release piranhas in the moat: preferably with laserbeams attached to their frikkin' heads. The oil will float on the water's surface, turning the moat into a boiling soup du monster. If some do manage to reach the top of the wall somehow, you still have your elite chicks in blue atop of the wall to kill them off. In fact, on second thought; cranes are useless. Just construct a portruding rim at the top of the wall. Would be near impossible for the monsters to climb up a portruding, rounded ledge.
    High wall with a portruding ledge, lots of catapults, rain of arrows, smokebombs, a moat, oiled up walls, fire, and more arrows.
    Just some thoughts. See, we can think of better shit to do [on the spot] than what these writers came up with. Monsters wouldn't stand a chance.

  • @rockya3928
    @rockya3928 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Okay. I thought I was losing my mind seeing this for the first time. I'm like "wtf is with the bungee chords" 😂

  • @marconotonfacebook3480
    @marconotonfacebook3480 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Having some kind of wings does not protect you against enormous flaming projectiles.... again: it might look cool but is totally devoid of logic. Why not just let the queen stand back a little further?

    • @InkBro
      @InkBro หลายเดือนก่อน

      well because it's alien

  • @DialgaMarine3
    @DialgaMarine3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The crane thing was the biggest waste of resources and manpower. Like, why?… it only looked kind of cool and that’s it.

    • @yukisohma19
      @yukisohma19 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chinese gov allegory

    • @dontkillme5332
      @dontkillme5332 ปีที่แล้ว

      best way to get rid of their nagging wives.

  • @irishcream677
    @irishcream677 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    horde of thousands of swarming writhing creatures quarter mile away "aim for the eyes" lmfao

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ah yes, defending their land from an alien horde of unending numbers, using the largest wall in man's memory, equipped with Catapults, crossbowmen, ballistas and... Bungee jumping... Wait, Bungee jumping??? Like, the other 3 made sense, why on Earth do they bungee jump into the action, maybe killing one or two of these things while also risking killing themselves in the process?
    Like, sure, it looks cool and all, but it doesn't at all work from a tactical standpoint. XD
    Hell, I'd tell the guys to start lining the walls with oil and light it up when those beasts starts climbing the walls. I think that's be REALLY bloody effective if you ask me.

    • @MasterTopHat
      @MasterTopHat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which I find all the funnier when they literally show that wall has slits to stab throw

  • @firephoenix7788
    @firephoenix7788 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "When facing hordes of enemies from a high vantage point, it would be unwise to send your troops on bungee jumps from they safety of said vantage point".
    Sun Tzu, probably.

  • @omnivorous65
    @omnivorous65 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My gripes with the the crane corps is the sacrifice of really fit birds. Looking at their overall inefficiency ... maddening.

  • @Rishabh-Dev
    @Rishabh-Dev ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They tried to show Women in badass crane action sequence but ended up butchering the entire segment.😂

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This army reminds me of what happens when product designers make stuff without input from the engineers…

  • @eldenlord5938
    @eldenlord5938 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those ladies diving down and cutting them is such a waste of resource and incredibly pointless.

  • @OSU2010
    @OSU2010 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What was the Director thinking on this idea😂😂

  • @NANDMLEGO20
    @NANDMLEGO20 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    why dont the crane corps just throw the spears

  • @joshuamarquez2323
    @joshuamarquez2323 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    is it me or do they look exactly like the Kingdom of the Trench in Aquaman

  • @baongueyen4348
    @baongueyen4348 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Crane corps, y’all are not Levi Ackerman

  • @davidnwachukwu6344
    @davidnwachukwu6344 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Crane corps. Basically an all you can eat buffet for the monsters

  • @dylankeppler3542
    @dylankeppler3542 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my favourite part is when the dumb women on strings get eaten because it's such a stupid tactic

  • @sufyaanbaderoen5307
    @sufyaanbaderoen5307 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Tao Ties are mythical creatures from chinese mythology, so they are not just made up for the movie.

  • @sslelgamal5206
    @sslelgamal5206 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus, if humans have become dumb enough to combat a viscous horde by bungee jumping into them, it's better they become monster food!

  • @3pacz
    @3pacz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Alien dogs running at 50Mph from 9 km away*
    General: Aim for the eyes
    ...
    k chief

  • @hnguyen0610
    @hnguyen0610 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why would you jump down to stab the monsters instead of shooting arrows down? Make no sense

  • @carolynallisee2463
    @carolynallisee2463 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I like how the drum signals become part of the musical score in this scene!

  • @CtefoxZeus
    @CtefoxZeus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Chinese General - Send the Crane Squad.
    Levi Ackerman - Nani !

  • @makot00
    @makot00 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The worst part about the bungee jump was their f*cking capes that can get snatched pretty easily

    • @adorp
      @adorp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Should have listened to Edna Mode

  • @johnnylawrence5177
    @johnnylawrence5177 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They should have oiled the wall so they would slip or they should have a horizontal wall that comes out of the wall so if they climbed they weren't able to get to the top

    • @marcosvazquez5912
      @marcosvazquez5912 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean it’s still supposed to be the Great Wall of China so

  • @angie1790
    @angie1790 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol that bungee jumper line of defense is soo pathetic

    • @AmponKhonyoo
      @AmponKhonyoo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The film's director's idea was to say: In those days, using this method to allow the positions of other soldiers to firmly protect the walls and the need to use "bait" to lure and delay as long as possible. To be able to do it, but like you said, this method is completely stupid and ruthless.

  • @Burgalveist
    @Burgalveist ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A big jar of burning oil would have solved this a long time ago.

  • @Tee-Dot-Tv
    @Tee-Dot-Tv ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My answer at 3:12 is "because he has to become the green goblin"

    • @wholaughs1696
      @wholaughs1696 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You know I'm something of a green goblin myself"

  • @DataCenterForYou
    @DataCenterForYou 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Finally got 10K Subscribers Complete Ho Gaya

  • @anseinueseima408
    @anseinueseima408 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there's no such strategy like crane corps in ancient china, I don't know who come up with this idea

  • @ak69gaming88
    @ak69gaming88 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:15 WHAT A STRATEGY 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @zTaDezKuN-_-
      @zTaDezKuN-_- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yo creo que pusieron a las mujeres hay a propósito 😂

  • @miyogamingofficialph
    @miyogamingofficialph ปีที่แล้ว +1

    to be honest the crane should be the men and the archers for women..hahaha

  • @adedoyinayodeji3021
    @adedoyinayodeji3021 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They are Al just too beautiful to dive into an alien horde and die like a chicken. Dumbest strategy ever.

  • @yeltsin6817
    @yeltsin6817 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There have been many war time tactics judged after the fact. Let’s remember..... it’s a movie

  • @jonathanbaum3499
    @jonathanbaum3499 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really like the drummer girls in the skin-tight outfits.

  • @Talot
    @Talot ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yea... I mean if they made those blue fishhook soldiers' job to keep the aliens off the wall with very long spears, and a rope tied to them for balance, that would make a lot more sense... but diving in like that is just pointless.

  • @flyingcats4780
    @flyingcats4780 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just imagine this happening irl

    • @drippalps9991
      @drippalps9991 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nuke em

    • @JustSomeGuyInTheCorner
      @JustSomeGuyInTheCorner ปีที่แล้ว

      We definitely will win, remember the queen dies all die,we just locate the queen's location and just do this, COMING IN HOT GUNS GUNS GUNS or AC-130 ABOVE!!!....a modern army will definitely win, unless of course its urban warfare were talkin about....
      Note: If explosive arrows is very effective against these things, imagine what a grenade or a missile can do?

    • @wholaughs1696
      @wholaughs1696 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Builds armour with a electric magnet
      One man army solos

  • @Insidious-l8z
    @Insidious-l8z 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They got catapults and gun powder why can't they just i dunno, launch spears or arrows down at the Allen's climbing up? What's the point of bungee jumping down with people?

  • @kabaryochanel17
    @kabaryochanel17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jumpings girls are just nothing to Thousands of monsters omg where's the guns and missiles

  • @fashb2k
    @fashb2k ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oil, tar and fire...isn't that cheaper than Crane Corp?

  • @keyabrade1861
    @keyabrade1861 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:40 How do you even aim at the eyes at that range?

    • @saharudin3159
      @saharudin3159 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Soldiers gain aim bot buff after the leader command to aim for certain part ..............lol how the fak to aim that shit?

    • @yaxantonio3719
      @yaxantonio3719 ปีที่แล้ว

      Extreme accuracy

    • @jakesemrow2678
      @jakesemrow2678 ปีที่แล้ว

      movie magic baby

  • @AllenHanPR
    @AllenHanPR ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You would have a better shot just dropping boudlers on them instead of sending perfectly furtile women to their death.

  • @kyleneeley1
    @kyleneeley1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So yeah at first the crane corps looked cool and then halfway into their descent I thought "Hey what happens if the beast just grabs one?"
    And that's exactly what happened
    🤣

  • @Savetheplanet802
    @Savetheplanet802 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good movie only thing why they had to sacrifice all the girl warriors😞😞😂

  • @Serega_2man
    @Serega_2man ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Что за глупость прыгать на этих канатах вниз, почему бы просто копье не кинуть. Ах ну да это не так эффектно.

    • @-U209
      @-U209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Завтрак с зубочисткой🤣🤣🤣

  • @goose8244
    @goose8244 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Should have just built a bigger wall, Sweet Film, Tower Part at the end wasn't great, Giz a sequel with battlefields

  • @jameslibero3363
    @jameslibero3363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They really put their most beautiful women to be eaten by those monsters instead of just not throwing them in there and just maybe chuck those spears because their going to get rid of it anyways when they jump in.

  • @holeindanssock156
    @holeindanssock156 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Matt Damon! *team America voice

  • @kmc10314
    @kmc10314 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crane Corp. strategy is the dumbest strategy in all war history.

  • @ericmason349
    @ericmason349 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This movie was lots of fun to watch, I highly recommend it. The female commander was pretty darn hot too. Jus' sayin'

    • @jeremysnowden1286
      @jeremysnowden1286 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it’s bad

    • @drippalps9991
      @drippalps9991 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I liked it and guess I agree with the commander 💀

  • @leeys8431
    @leeys8431 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Matt Damon rejected 10% of avatar's revenue for this movie. LOL

  • @Allebas13
    @Allebas13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Defended for thousand of years yet defeated them when 2 strangers arrived.

  • @SubratKrishna
    @SubratKrishna 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Whole comment section:
    Crane corps

  • @razorsharpsmile
    @razorsharpsmile ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The crane attack was stupid but kind of sexy. Yes to crane attacks!

  • @prestonvanhorn6248
    @prestonvanhorn6248 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is cool I was always wonder why China had the wall, I didn’t know about this 😅

    • @norecuerdomisueno3468
      @norecuerdomisueno3468 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's to keep all the uighurs from escaping the CCP prisons

    • @prestonvanhorn6248
      @prestonvanhorn6248 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@norecuerdomisueno3468 I dunno what the monsters are called but there are like a million of them in the movie

  • @minonahshiekalabi1064
    @minonahshiekalabi1064 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was like why do the women wearing blue need to jump their and kill the monsters like WHAT THE HELL!?

  • @joshuavaldez3078
    @joshuavaldez3078 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So this is why the Great Wall of China was built. I always wondered why

  • @user-uv2ew1dm3w4_5
    @user-uv2ew1dm3w4_5 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    เอ็มโอ่จะบอกว่าที่ไหล่แดงนะทำงานอ้ายหมะฮู้วอร์

  • @kylequintana
    @kylequintana ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Besides the crane corps and aiming for the eyes which are both ridiculous, what is the queen saying to the horde exactly in the scene closer to the end? “Keep on pushing guys?” I mean seriously, what can you really say to a horde that’s just charging forward?

    • @bowserwowser7212
      @bowserwowser7212 ปีที่แล้ว

      To climb the wall, before they were just amassing near it

    • @unit-3650
      @unit-3650 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe she told them to climb the wall and go faster