My favourite dumb criminal story is of Klaus Schmidt who tried robbing a bank in Berlin in 1995. The tellers noticed he was acting strangely, when they asked if they should put the money in the bag, he responded “yes this is a real gun, I’m armed and dangerous!” The manager realised he was deaf and set off the alarm, it was a very loud alarm, but Schmidt didn’t seem to notice. The manager did guess correctly, he was born deaf. After his arrest, the gun was found to be a toy gun. The icing on the cake is he tried to sue the bank for taking advantage of his disability. The case was rejected.
Okay Ross doing the finger guns and pretending to rob somebody really makes me think of the scene from blazing saddles where he holds himself hostage and acts like he's going to kill himself if the people in the town don't back up
As a floridian for almost 20 years, we are known for some of the wildest stories around... But my guy with the finger gun is EMBARRASSING to all Florida residents lol... that guy was on the news all week
@@Lefuhq3 GET OUT OF SCHOOL & FOCUZ ON THE THiNG THAT PAYZ U MONEY OR GET ON THE JOB TRAiNiNG SHOULD HELP A WHOLE LOT WiTH YOUR RELiEF [NOT YELLiNG, JUZT LiKE TYPiNG iN CAPZ]
5:20 Bro thought he was Hiro Shishigami from Inuyashiki 🤫😬😴😭😂💀 14:30 “TO THE NEBULAAAAAA!!!” S/O Booker T 😂💀 I peeped this reaction in the livestream and I was crying then & crying laughing now watching it back 😂🤘🏾
@@starrxhoney_02 LMAO! I would be so damn mad! You know they were fuming like "Now, I gotta answer all these questions and make a damn statement to the police about YOUR dumb ass.
There was a story in my hometown of Albany, Oregon where a guy robbed a Wells Fargo of money and Dum-Dum Lollipops, and the police found him after they found a trail of wrappers leading to him.
They said " we will wear a wire to set Jesus up" Oh my god.... I laughed for 10 min. My tummy was hurting. Oh dear sweet Jesus. I'm dying. I can't. Rosssssss ..... shut up. You make it worse. I'm trying to cook dinner for my family.
Technically speaking most places have a policy that mandates that you cooperate with a robbery despite the clear presence of an actual weapon. With that being said, I’d rather be fired than be known as the guy that let a finger scare him into giving up the money.
The bell has tolled 4 times, from the 4th floor, Time for serious to go out the door, TNTL is coming in one week, Be ready to laugh and fall off your feet! - Da Apex Undertaker
Nah the list has been crazy I can’t even. Side note : dub I’m sure you’re getting leaner. Alright brother keep it up we see you. Also when is the podcast coming back
"I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up"
Aw hell nah, man really is a modern day Judas
Ts had me in literal tears 😂
Bro, I have never laugh so hard. I was laughing for straight 10 min. That shit was hysterical.
I was already dying from the rapid blows but bro the fucking 10.000$ knocked me tf out 😭🙏
My favourite dumb criminal story is of Klaus Schmidt who tried robbing a bank in Berlin in 1995. The tellers noticed he was acting strangely, when they asked if they should put the money in the bag, he responded “yes this is a real gun, I’m armed and dangerous!” The manager realised he was deaf and set off the alarm, it was a very loud alarm, but Schmidt didn’t seem to notice. The manager did guess correctly, he was born deaf. After his arrest, the gun was found to be a toy gun. The icing on the cake is he tried to sue the bank for taking advantage of his disability. The case was rejected.
After seeing this it makes SpongeBob bank robbery scene actually look serious 😂
"Will that be from your savings or your checking account?"
Okay Ross doing the finger guns and pretending to rob somebody really makes me think of the scene from blazing saddles where he holds himself hostage and acts like he's going to kill himself if the people in the town don't back up
As a floridian for almost 20 years, we are known for some of the wildest stories around... But my guy with the finger gun is EMBARRASSING to all Florida residents lol... that guy was on the news all week
As someone also from Fl it’s not surprising tbh he had to be high af 😂😂
0:03 5:20 That robber really thought he had The Spirit Gun from Yu Yu Hakusho 😂
Blud thought he was Yusuke 🤣
@@junglekxngtalksanime no he's not Yusuke would've probably fought his way out🤣
Or the SpongeBob meme when he tried to steal the bank's money
Unrelated but imagine this as a reference in GTA 6
One dude watched the purge and thought it was real 😂
The "Ticket to Heaven" one had me dying for real! I couldn't breathe! How you gonna try and snitch on the Lord?! 🤣
They were willing to wear a wire to snitch on Jesus.
Bro, I'm rolling. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's even crazier is the fact that the police confiscated 10K!! Who in the Hell bought these?! 😂😂😂
The guy who robbed the gun store almost got a ticket to heaven for free.
Dude really tried to do a sting on Jesus, now I've heard it all lol
Dude mustve been a reincarnated judas
Man’s wore that John Cena 👋🏼 you can’t see me juice in Lemon 🍋 Flavor 😂
Feel like im on verge of having a mental breakdown at work so its nice to see you guys uploaded while im on my break
I feel that man. Walmart night shift and school had me wanting to rip my damn eyes out my head every time I woke up 😭.
@@Lefuhq3 GET OUT OF SCHOOL & FOCUZ ON THE THiNG THAT PAYZ U MONEY OR GET ON THE JOB TRAiNiNG
SHOULD HELP A WHOLE LOT WiTH YOUR RELiEF
[NOT YELLiNG, JUZT LiKE TYPiNG iN CAPZ]
Oh naw finger gun he thought he was yu yu hakusho
Nah he thought this was something made by 4kids.
@@redrazorx-23 lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
Yusuke is somewhere laughing his ass off🤣
Blud is not makima 😂😂😂
Right?😂
Ryder: GIVE UP THE MONEY
Burger Shot Manager: Ryder, not this again
Ryder: IT AINT ME FOOL
No one is that small, I feel sorry for your dad🤣🤣🤣😭
This Pizza Parlor is no pushover.
12:43 Dub had to take off the glasses to understand what he was about to say 😂
14:27 😂”How you gonna snitch on Jesus?”
The reaction to the criminal with the finger gun was hilarious
He was charged with a $100 fine?
He says, "Hold on I'll be back; let me go and get it" as he pulls his stocking cap over his face.
5:20 Bro thought he was Hiro Shishigami from Inuyashiki 🤫😬😴😭😂💀
14:30 “TO THE NEBULAAAAAA!!!” S/O Booker T 😂💀
I peeped this reaction in the livestream and I was crying then & crying laughing now watching it back 😂🤘🏾
13:35 You can't make this shit up, a ticket to heaven? Hope it comes with a medium coke and a small bag of popcorn.
Prisoner: it’s my last day
Warden: you go one on one with the THE UNDERTAKER!
Placing an order for a bank robber is crazy work
We in the clutch, baby!!
Imagine you was the cashier that received that million dollar bill.😂
Bout to clock out too, dealing with tomfoolery 😂
@@starrxhoney_02 LMAO! I would be so damn mad! You know they were fuming like "Now, I gotta answer all these questions and make a damn statement to the police about YOUR dumb ass.
Ross saying nebula took me out.... I replay that part 9x 😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh istg I started crying when I heard ts 😂 imagine Frieza saying that bs the way he did
14:32 “Da NeBuLlAaa👹!” ~ unc Ross 😂😂
The crack man and rob him got me hard still laughing about it
Finders Keepers is hilarious 😂 he got jokes
I guess that goof got a severe case of "Losers Weepers."
Ross saying to the nebulaaaaa made me deadass start crying laughing 😂
breaking into a gun store to rob them is the dumbest thing ever. every gun store ive been in every single employee has had a gun on their hip
Ross: everybody in the gun store is packing
PAUSE 🤣
“I know you been sinning, but buy this ticket” 😂
14:47 bro ain't no way he tried to Snitch on Jesus I'm done and Happy 4th of July 😒😒💀💀🤣🤣
Ross' "This nigga" high pitch laughing 😂😂😂
We once got "robbed" at our phone store by a guy who left us his ID and Credit card... 😂😂😂😂
15:02 Hold on, the craziest part is the sentence that isn't even highlighted !?😭😭😭
Dude must of been so high and drunk that he might as well have been a walking corpse.
7:23 Yo 😂😂
14:17 Jesus behind KFC bruh lol
The tickets to Heaven got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that broke me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the stupidity of people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's dumb, and then there's idiocy. They might as well have stood in the middle of the street and screamed "I'll steal it! No one will ever know!"
It's crazy that all the marker dudes needed was some rubbing alcohol to get it off. Or you know... A mask.
There was a story in my hometown of Albany, Oregon where a guy robbed a Wells Fargo of money and Dum-Dum Lollipops, and the police found him after they found a trail of wrappers leading to him.
My man said "go easy on the ones" nearly choked on my water
18:19 "Just using the computer this guy I'm robbing to say hi Facebook friends. I better go before he gets home."
The Ticket to Heaven one had me in tears 🤣
The ticket to heaven sounds bonkers, but given that it WAS Florida, it could have been a Jesús.
5:21 old SpongeBob ass robber
🤣
They said " we will wear a wire to set Jesus up"
Oh my god.... I laughed for 10 min. My tummy was hurting.
Oh dear sweet Jesus. I'm dying. I can't. Rosssssss ..... shut up. You make it worse. I'm trying to cook dinner for my family.
"So why are you in here?"
"I tried to sell tickets to heaven."😂😂🤣💀
The people selling tickets to heaven should have started a church first. They would have gotten away with.
They should have arrested those people who bought those tickets to heaven.
Technically speaking most places have a policy that mandates that you cooperate with a robbery despite the clear presence of an actual weapon. With that being said, I’d rather be fired than be known as the guy that let a finger scare him into giving up the money.
Finders Keepers😂😂
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight"
I luv hearing ross laugh then dub laugh
This should’ve been a try not to laugh 🤣🤣
"Be easy on the ones" bro I'm crying 😅😅
We need the eminem tobey reaction
The album comes out next week. Let’s just wait.
Ticket to Heaven is diabolical😂and they made 10k…smh.
You guys should have played the Yu Yu Hakusho intro song on the guy robbing a bank with his finger 😂😂😂
7:09 look at it this way… it’s cheaper to rob your own mother than getting a speeding ticket 💀💀💀💀
He finna go to the nebula!! Ahaha 😂😂😂😂
We have to share air with these people. 😂
I think the bank teller gave him the $120 so he could actually be charged with a crime.
5:52 that bank guy must have been tony khan
14:42 TO THE NEEEEEEBULA
3:10 my guy think he was John Cena 😂😂😂
Fu... I'm wearin' The Juice on Monday. It's all comin' together on Monday.
They should’ve just tattood the masks on 😂😂😂
Known fact: there are people really this stupid among us!! Be careful y'all, because apparently it's spreading like wildfire
Tito Watts is getting a ticket to Hell that’s for sure.
The bell has tolled 4 times, from the 4th floor,
Time for serious to go out the door,
TNTL is coming in one week,
Be ready to laugh and fall off your feet!
- Da Apex Undertaker
Nah the list has been crazy I can’t even.
Side note : dub I’m sure you’re getting leaner. Alright brother keep it up we see you. Also when is the podcast coming back
Laughing so hard I'm in pain.
12:38 So basically he just wanted to go back to Prison
If you are dumb enough to try to rob a gun store you might as well just try to rob a police station
13:25 🙄 Bruh. 😆😂
Sting operation on Jesus 😂😂😂😂 now that's content 😂😂😂😂
He got $120 it was successful but he forgot to exfil.
This was hilarious they had one job
I just can't believe it no one that f****** stupid to rob a gun store until I seen this s***😮
24 years in prision....hes gonna be wearing the juice
CLUTCH SQUAD🔥🔥🔥
Don't make me pull my finger! Give me the money!
Finders Keepers guy is if "Sheeit" was a person lol
I feel like Nisha would also like to react to this on Dubs second channel. Couple’s reaction 😂😂
THIS WAS A GREAT AHH VIDEO!! 😫🤣😂🤘🏾
2:14 Ain't no way we starting off like this
Dispacher stayed on line 35 minutes you kiding me what if others needed help
He got $120 because he was pretending to hold it all sideways and cool like a 90s action movie. It made all the difference.
I’m begging yall to do try to not laugh to caseoh funny moments and I bet ross will loses
Need that!!!🤣
5:19 This is how mr bean would rob a bank
I know who will get away with robbing someone or something john cena because nobody can't see him
all I can say is, AND THEY WALK AMONG US!?😅😅😅😂😂😂
i don’t understand… i wore the juice..
You NEED to react to more SunnyV2.
Jesus cannot catch a break when it comes to snitches.
…..ain’t no way. Ain’t no way that man just said…. “I’m willing to wear a wire, and set Jesus up”. 😳
6:17 Oh , that's even funny because it's his bank
3:53 I wouldn't even be able to arrest him.I would have to let the other officer do it.Cause I would have been on Floor laughing
McGuire didn’t want to catch covid 💀
1:51 20 years for the fake tattoos.😂
19:53 No he won Cause ain't no way. they were better off just leaving him In there
5:20 bro though we were in yugioh