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Its not the CO2, the warming, or the water levels you need to be worried about. Its the cooling down of the Earth and a coming mini ice age you should be focused on. You know that the global CO2 levels are only, at best, 0.04% right? And that even if CO2 levels were higher that it causes a planetary greening to occur and a boom in plant and vegetation growth because of course plants depend on CO2 to survive and the more there is the more they flourish. And the more they flourish the more oxygen there is. But wheres the data showing that? Planetary warming is not being caused by CO2. The planet has been warming because thats what happens before an ice age. The preliminary stage before an ice age occurs is a long period where the temperature slowly ramps up before it then drops. Its what the indicator is for ice ages. The 'Global Warming' narrative is lie. Its obviously for profit making, but its also about fear.
@@JoshPhoenix11 "0.04%" Ah, another person reading social media posts and pretending they know what they're talking about. You have no idea the significance or meaning of the percentage of the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere. You learned that percentage from some post and are claiming to know how it is going to affect the world, over PhD holding scientists, using concepts like photosynthesis we all learned in high school biology. Profit making. Because no one stands to gain from downplaying global warming, right?
@@JoshPhoenix11 what’s with this pseudoscientific bs. Excess CO2 won’t cause a “tree bloom”, the trees just get saturated when CO2 levels exceed their capacity and the excess go to the other carbon sinks or become greenhouse gases. Hence, “global warming” or climate change. Guess what’s happening with deforestation. Speaking of sinks, majority of CO2 emissions is fixed by ocean microbes and the excess again can become greenhouse gas or cause acidification of the oceans. Ever heard of coral bleaching? As someone from the tropics, I see these problems on a daily basis. We experience the brunt of intensifying storms, droughts, and flooding and the resultant agricultural damage, as well as the declining marine populations for fishing. Lastly, tell me how do NGOs subsisting on donations make profit? I’m sure they’d love to hear how to make money advocating for sustainability, especially compared to the profits power and mining companies stand to gain from misinformation like this being spread by ppl like you.
The German one where they are discovering laughter for the first time is just so good, I have watched a million times. It's just so funny. Especially if you know some Germans.
@@diegomonsterenergy862 Yes, I'm sure you are right. I left the comment early on and had not finished watching it. That bachelorette party was rude and they had it coming to them! I rarely leave comments; I was just irked because I've seen so many folks complain that people are heckling when the audience is just responding to questions being thrown out by the comedian. My bad.
@@stephenlurie821 it happens man, what can ya do. good on you for owning up to a mistake though! I'm not any of the commenters here but i hope you have a wonderful day/night
I need to know more about the guy at 8:45 who hates his life so much that he puts in 14-hour days on a FEMA project that he is morally opposed to so that he has an excuse to not bone the girlfriend he doesn't like
You know it’s good when your cat doesn’t just leave the couch, but the entire room. 😂 He actually looked back at me as if to say: “Lady, I’ll be back when you calm down… “
I feel the first one so much. My sister is very accomplished, married to an amazing man with two kids,one on the way, a very secure and well-paying job in government for enviornmental protection, a house and a dog. I am 33 and still live with my parents cause university is hard, man :(
Well, at least now it’s confirmed real estate agents are not only evil, but can’t be funny. 😅. They still think calling people “Jew” and “blonde” are “jokes”
Funnily enough the classic pianist guy is the exact/ideal usecase of AI and what we're hoping it gets used for. Not for taking over, but supplementing.
You probably need to contact one of the places in Rome where they aready do comedy events and try to convince them to get him for the next season or year. You have more chances than me, I'm from a small town 😑
I remember the blonde outing herself 😂 trying desperately to explain that it was okay to make fun of Jews because she worked for one and he made fun of himself
@@Mastermime4 haven’t heard of one lol. Just sent this cuz i like his standup not seriously suggesting it. But not many foreigner standup comedians in general tour here anyway
Bro! I'd be careful hiking your leg up like that! 0:42 😂 Your dingle-Ling might peak out to say hi when you're wearing shorts that short. 😅 Unless that's what you're aiming for lol. Then more power to ya I guess.
True being Jewish and being blond is not the same thing - one (by today's standards, not by Hitler's bloodline standards of course) is a religion, which is something you can choose. The other is something you're born with. Now you tell me which one of the two is more unfair to discriminate against.
YESSS FINALLY A LONG VIDEO you’re my favorite comedian to watch so it sucks that I’m all caught up and only get content in the form of new shorts 😂 I don’t watch tv or Netflix, all I watch is stand up comedy on TH-cam while I multitask so I run out of content fast. I bet I’ve already seen all of these too but it’s ok 😂
Having studied environmental science and currently working in that field… AHHHHH is a pretty apt way to describe it. Had a professor once say “at this point we are just stuck mitigating the damage” 🥲
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add montreal please
SIR, WHERE IS GEORGIA? 😢
SLC, UT anytime soon?
Wish you came more west to Vancouver 😂
so you can go,, to two cities in alberta but you can’t come to vancouver????? come on!
The leg is a paid actor at this point 😄
And just teasing us the gays 😅
@@hernalexitoand us the straights
3:45 😂😂😂😂 gold
I swear, he talks like an overly nice school counselor at first and then snaps into unhinged step-dad real fast 😆
Lmao nailed it
EXACTLY!
"there's nothing scarier than a white woman in a plastic tiara" - Gianmarco Soresi 2024
Seen most of these in the shorts but watching again for engagement 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Lmao same my friend
The man in the locker room completely naked
Same here but even though I know what's gonna be said still laugh
the no hr girl takes me out every time
"i hope your marriage ends in divorce" is epic!
Your quickness on your feet (or foot because the other one's always on a stool) never ceases to amaze me, Jean-Marc Sorésois
I'm an environmental science major and that bit was so funny- every day I'm just like "well, fingers crossed I guess." we are so fucked 😀
I swear to God! On some days it's all I can think about.
Its not the CO2, the warming, or the water levels you need to be worried about.
Its the cooling down of the Earth and a coming mini ice age you should be focused on.
You know that the global CO2 levels are only, at best, 0.04% right?
And that even if CO2 levels were higher that it causes a planetary greening to occur and a boom in plant and vegetation growth because of course plants depend on CO2 to survive and the more there is the more they flourish. And the more they flourish the more oxygen there is.
But wheres the data showing that?
Planetary warming is not being caused by CO2.
The planet has been warming because thats what happens before an ice age.
The preliminary stage before an ice age occurs is a long period where the temperature slowly ramps up before it then drops. Its what the indicator is for ice ages.
The 'Global Warming' narrative is lie. Its obviously for profit making, but its also about fear.
holy shit
@@JoshPhoenix11
@@JoshPhoenix11 "0.04%" Ah, another person reading social media posts and pretending they know what they're talking about. You have no idea the significance or meaning of the percentage of the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere. You learned that percentage from some post and are claiming to know how it is going to affect the world, over PhD holding scientists, using concepts like photosynthesis we all learned in high school biology.
Profit making. Because no one stands to gain from downplaying global warming, right?
@@JoshPhoenix11 what’s with this pseudoscientific bs. Excess CO2 won’t cause a “tree bloom”, the trees just get saturated when CO2 levels exceed their capacity and the excess go to the other carbon sinks or become greenhouse gases. Hence, “global warming” or climate change. Guess what’s happening with deforestation. Speaking of sinks, majority of CO2 emissions is fixed by ocean microbes and the excess again can become greenhouse gas or cause acidification of the oceans. Ever heard of coral bleaching? As someone from the tropics, I see these problems on a daily basis. We experience the brunt of intensifying storms, droughts, and flooding and the resultant agricultural damage, as well as the declining marine populations for fishing. Lastly, tell me how do NGOs subsisting on donations make profit? I’m sure they’d love to hear how to make money advocating for sustainability, especially compared to the profits power and mining companies stand to gain from misinformation like this being spread by ppl like you.
"I ate an edible" is my new way of getting out of jury duty.
The German one where they are discovering laughter for the first time is just so good, I have watched a million times. It's just so funny. Especially if you know some Germans.
💯
Got to see that one live! Amazing show
It’s honestly even funnier if you ARE German. Our comedy clubs sometimes feel like there’s a funeral happening
@@NIKSEENlmao
@@NIKSEEN That's because the stuff our stand up comedians do is not funny.
I love how the tattoo guy's friend shakes his head like "not this shit again. It's not gonna sell."
Still can't believe people attend comedy clubs on there own will just to interrupt and heckle. Never fails to surprise me.
The guy is doing crowd work - it's where the comic actively engages the audience by asking people questions. They are NOT hecklers!
@@stephenlurie821nah, some of them are. The bachelorette party at the end, that wasn’t crowd work they were just hella drunk.
@@stephenlurie821 i think OP is referring to the bachelorette's at the end
@@diegomonsterenergy862
Yes, I'm sure you are right. I left the comment early on and had not finished watching it. That bachelorette party was rude and they had it coming to them!
I rarely leave comments; I was just irked because I've seen so many folks complain that people are heckling when the audience is just responding to questions being thrown out by the comedian.
My bad.
@@stephenlurie821 it happens man, what can ya do. good on you for owning up to a mistake though! I'm not any of the commenters here but i hope you have a wonderful day/night
Whoever does ur subtitles deserves an award 6:41
I need to know more about the guy at 8:45 who hates his life so much that he puts in 14-hour days on a FEMA project that he is morally opposed to so that he has an excuse to not bone the girlfriend he doesn't like
This is maybe my favorite YT comment I've ever read in my life and I'm obsessed with you, Kyla.
Omfg the ending so spicy!
My jaw on the floor
“I PLAYED HAMLET IN FORTH GRADE MOTHERF*CKER’ Had me laughing so hard. Also why did your school torture you like that?
The "laughs per minute" line was so quick, how does he do it
You know it’s good when your cat doesn’t just leave the couch, but the entire room. 😂
He actually looked back at me as if to say: “Lady, I’ll be back when you calm down… “
I feel the first one so much.
My sister is very accomplished, married to an amazing man with two kids,one on the way, a very secure and well-paying job in government for enviornmental protection, a house and a dog.
I am 33 and still live with my parents cause university is hard, man :(
Hey but you're freeeeeee
Everyone does things at their own pace, life isn't a race ❤
You’re amazing love keep doing you! ❤
You are just as worthy.
Uploading a best of the year video in February is insane lol
I can tell it’s downhill from here
Good luck on your marriage, enjoy the whole week😂
omg, the way he's kneeling on the chair at 4:03 😂
the brother of the divorced gay man is another level of unreliable narrator
I really hope I can see a Gianmarco set one day!
You put the shorts in TH-cam Shorts
Well, at least now it’s confirmed real estate agents are not only evil, but can’t be funny. 😅. They still think calling people “Jew” and “blonde” are “jokes”
Highlight after highlight it’s so difficult to choose but Jews here? Wow! is beyond funny on so many levels. Love Gianmarco,love his comedy👏👏👏👏❤️
1:09 1st lesson: "we're f@cked!" 2nd lesson: "This is HOW f@cked we are!"
The blonde one was straight up educational
Funnily enough the classic pianist guy is the exact/ideal usecase of AI and what we're hoping it gets used for. Not for taking over, but supplementing.
That leg tho
*with the most genuine smile ive ever seen:* "hope your marriage ends in divorce" :)
Hilarious and a cracking set of legs. Nice!
There is something so sweet and calming about him and then the crazy jokes! LOVE IT! hahaha
Random question but did you watch "You're So Not Invited to my Bat Mitzvah?"
Posting a 2024 compilation in early Feb is like if Home Depot put Christmas decorations out after 4th of July
your inflection reminds me of Jeff Goldblum, its perfect
I stand with the math researcher, some research, especially in pure math, can take pages and pages to explain the significance or gist.
That director was Peter Hutchings btw
The fact that you went to Milan but not Rome, I'm still in tears, Gianmarco!
You probably need to contact one of the places in Rome where they aready do comedy events and try to convince them to get him for the next season or year. You have more chances than me, I'm from a small town 😑
"First lesson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Honestly, yeah 😅
I remember the blonde outing herself 😂 trying desperately to explain that it was okay to make fun of Jews because she worked for one and he made fun of himself
The evil grin that spread across Gianmarco’s face when the guy says he remembered part of the “To Be or Not To Be” monologue 😈
Did he end up removing the L tattoo yet?😂
10:05
I think this is very fair. Math majors work in completely different universes to other people.
Thanks for the suggestion, TH-cam. That dude is pretty good. I am laughing and I am German. Ha Haaa Haaaaa
That FEMA guy made my brain hurt.
My brother: Yale graduate, works for TikTok
Me: Art Major (disappointment)
Fucking stellar work mate good job
he's so charismatic it's making me gay
"environmental science... pffff better hurry!!" 😭
Istg he finds the funniest positions to tell jokes
He's my favorite comedian now by far
You like the Miami Boys Choir?
Miami Boys Choir ?????!!!!!! thats a very specific and yet brilliant reference !!!!! xxxxxx
That construction worker clearly showed why he is a construction worker and not an environmental scientist...
That "remember to finish" like is great, bc it can be used in multiple contexts 😂😂😂
Why did i get this 2 days after when it was sold outtt! Shame, i really want to see you live
My favorite thing is his little perches
The AI one actually got my gears turning now👀…
You could make anything funny FR 😹😹😹
"have a good night!" oh they will NOW
11:32 lmaoo
I need the link for the full length video !!
That last one was crazy 😭
Re: Couple w 2 kids
.500 is pretty good, Ted Williams never hit better than .405
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Re: Blondes
Adolph wasn't a blonde😮
hes my favorite comedian 😭😭
Come to London pls and thanks.
God these are classics lmao
5:25 they guy in the mustard's face
Are you just airing yourself out by stretching your left leg way up on the stool? Or is it just peacocking?!
Adorable 😭 omg
He’s like the Matt ride but for twinks, and he doesn’t look like a botched handsome squidward, and he’s actually funny
Where’s that hilarious story about the crowd member who shipped whales for a living?
Yikes. I bet that dude and his chick who was so eager to try and embarrass the shit out of him in front of a crowd had a nice chat on the way home.
The death cab shirt just kills me every time😂😂😂
🤙
Every time that leg goes up my mouth waters
The German stuff is crazy
5:25 - wholesale disappointment
i need to know the rest of the story
The leans are insane
Come to Vegas!!!
So good xD
yasssssssss
2:18 guy is funny because hes the worst guy to testimony for you
when will you tour in saudi arabia? I think you'd hit it off here
Just out of curiosity how many Jewish comedians are touring in Saudi Arabia ( I would think not many but I could be wrong)?
@@Mastermime4 haven’t heard of one lol. Just sent this cuz i like his standup not seriously suggesting it. But not many foreigner standup comedians in general tour here anyway
Bro! I'd be careful hiking your leg up like that! 0:42 😂 Your dingle-Ling might peak out to say hi when you're wearing shorts that short. 😅 Unless that's what you're aiming for lol. Then more power to ya I guess.
True being Jewish and being blond is not the same thing - one (by today's standards, not by Hitler's bloodline standards of course) is a religion, which is something you can choose.
The other is something you're born with.
Now you tell me which one of the two is more unfair to discriminate against.
Is it something you choose though if you're raised in it from childhood?
*ethnoreligion
Your crowd work videos were shit all year, finally a good one
YESSS FINALLY A LONG VIDEO you’re my favorite comedian to watch so it sucks that I’m all caught up and only get content in the form of new shorts 😂 I don’t watch tv or Netflix, all I watch is stand up comedy on TH-cam while I multitask so I run out of content fast. I bet I’ve already seen all of these too but it’s ok 😂
Having studied environmental science and currently working in that field… AHHHHH is a pretty apt way to describe it. Had a professor once say “at this point we are just stuck mitigating the damage” 🥲