Liz Truss rants about cheese and pork markets in 2014
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- In 2014, Truss went viral for a passionate speech she made about cheese and pork markets at a Tory party conference.
If you're a British cheese lover, she's got your back.
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“In December, I’ll be in Beijing, opening up new pork markets.” That may be the greatest line uttered by a future national political leader ever.
You mean a failed national political leader?
“In December, I’ll be in Beijing, opening up new pork markets.” That may be the greatest line uttered by a futile national political leader ever.
What does this mean tho
@@lhollister9752?
Fun fact: "Yorkshire" tea is grown in India and Africa.
Yes it is but she doesn’t know that. She’s clueless.
I would never put fun and Yorkshire in the same sentence 😆
What's fun about that?
Yes ! India in Yorkshire
@@13strange67
Lol what?
It’s the fact that she doesn’t close her mouth after she finishes talking for me. She just stands there like 👁👄👁
She’s thinking “clap please just clap” 😂😂😂😂😂
That’s it isn’t it, she’s such an awful speaker that her terrible punchlines just don’t want to come out to play
The pork markets part killed me. That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
I am in tears! 😂😂
Agreed
The jokes just wrote themselves! Amazing!
Ah, I see now where she got her financial theories now - that great financial analyst Terry Pratchett and his pork futures model. It's a pity she didn't follow his teachings more exactly. It might have worked.
Imagine if she gets voted in. This speech will be played more and we will be the laughing stock of the entire world.
The whole worlds laughing at us already.
This would be the icing on top
She can’t be worse than Trump
@@justinmckee2256 Rent free
Boris Johnson already made us look like a joke
Not as bad as Theresa Mays dancing...
I though Boris was bad, she is embarrassing beyond belief 🙁
She sounds like she has been on the gear doing this speech
Another proud moment for British politics ...
I hope that's sarcasm 🤣
@@Jatadhari1000 duh
One can’t be too sure these days , satire has become reality .
@@Jatadhari1000 I thought Liz Truss was satire, but the reality has began to sink in that she's actually for real. I'm terrified. That vacant grin. Idiocracy is happening.
👍🏻😂😭
So proud of opening up pork markets 😂
Her crowning achievement
The Liz bot is our scientists' greatest achievement.
I was just saying she talks so unnaturally. Like a robot learning to speak.
I dunno. The Maybot was quite the effort.
She genuinely scares me
Wait til you see her with no makeup 😬
@@Michael020 Ask Kwasi Kwarteng.
@@dannyfenris7708 who?
@@Michael020 The UK gov't minister who may well have seen her without make-up in the morning.
@@dannyfenris7708 oh gotcha...ok 😉
Who told her that giving a speech like that was a good idea
I thought it was great. A laugh riot.
Her worst enemy...
She talks like a last minute stand-in CBBC presenter. Oh god!
Liz Trust looks like she's at a bad improvisation class
The Joker would be proud of how demented her smile is
She looks as though an alien symbiote has successfully merged itself with her skeleton and is thrilled about the damage it can now cause...
Just to be clear, this isn't an early form of AI generated parody video, this is actual reality. Pork markets...ffs.
What a total spanner.
They have uses mate
Right up there with ‘I have a dream…’ inspiring stuff
😂 I love taking the piss out of Americans for their shitty politicians but jesus christ we're almost as bad 🤦♀️😭
And ‘We’ll fight them on the beaches…’. Difficult call.
@@speedbirdconcordeBOAB About level with the Gettysburg address for me
What sort of cheese inspires that sort of dream?
I remember laughing at this with a few British friends years ago. And now, she's a PM...
And now she's not...
And we know what PM stands for... She's opening one in Beijing.
Bohemian Rhapsody was number one longer when it first came out than she was PM. Let that sink in😊
'The apples that fell on Isaac Newton's head'. Welcome to your new prime minister. And we thought Johnson was an embarrassment. The Tories are now a joke party.
They are a joke party. The sad thing is nobody is laughing.
She’s experienced in all levels of government. She’s had different jobs in cabinet and was a minister of one of the great states of office. She’s qualified to be prime minister. There won’t be any turmoil or upheaval. She would just quietly and effectively do the job..
Fuck off she won’t. Liz is so fucking devoid of charisma and conviction, that she won’t be able to get anyone on her side in any issue. There’s a reason she only got into power with no general election.
Fuck, even Boris was a bumbling idiot who could do no right but he could at least mask that with a faint slither of charisma.
Isaac Newton: spends years working to scientifically explain the laws of physics, including defining and measuring the strength of gravity, and includes one like using the fall of an apple as an example.
Lizzac Trusston: "Hue hue apple fall on head, funny man know things fall."
Isaac Newton: spends years working to scientifically explain the laws of physics, including defining and measuring the strength of gravity, and includes one like using the fall of an apple as an example.
Lizzac Trusston: "Hue hue apple fall on head, funny man know things fall."
How did we end up with this as a PM? God save us all.
💀 *It's over* 💀
Not pm yet
@@theman44ful Is PM now
We import two thirds of our cheese, because we don't make French cheese in the UK....its fine if you only eat cheddar, for example, but if you want Roaqufort then it's gotta be imported
She knows this, she's just playing to the Tory xenophobic base.
*roquefort
There's loads of UK cheese.
@@CelticSaint Right? Over 100 types at least!
@@claudetteh67 Monty Pythons Cheese Shop Sketch!
This from a minister who has scuppered British farmers with her trade deal with Australia. Through her continued support of Brexit has destroyed the ability of UK exporters to sell to our biggest market, the EU. Small cheese exporters giving up daily as one example. Is promising to rip up all current standards that align with the rest of the world, again decreasing our chances of exporting anything to anywhere. The list goes on.
Bobblehead for PM, yay!
Imagine Liz Truss with access to the nuclear codes.......then again, she is more likely to key in her cash point number ...🤡
She wouldn't because she might accidently destroy some British apples or cheese.
quick, ship black pudding to Moscow
"When it comes to British food and drink, we have never had it so good!" - "in the year to November 2020, 62.8% of adults (people aged 18 and over) in England were overweight or obese."
Doesn't sound like your food and drink is very good for 62% of people
OMG, we are all doomed if she becomes the next PM..😩She sounds like she is talking to school children.
It's like a child saying something and everyone applauds, almost for no reason.
The applause is pre recorded😂.
Having a jolly time at the tax payers expensive while claiming to have made massive trade deals.... 'That is a disgrace !'
That 2s smile after opening up new pork markets
Jesus fukking wept.
This is potentially our next PM oh dear 🤦🏻♂️ I really fear who will get targeted in all these tax cuts she plans to propose The Sith is strong in this one
To be fair our current one talked about Peppa Pig...
@@robertwilson3866 let’s be frank any Tory leader is bad for this country along with New Labour, we need Old Socialist Labour back in power so that the people get a fair deal and are not victims of mass profiteering
@@indielover85 The problem is they tried that with Jermey Corbyn and along with that comes weird views. such as those on our nuclear deterrent and Jews. You may agree with those - but most of teh country won't. If you want to know why people are suddenly going so far to the right - look to what the far left is doing. We need a party that is sensible and electable
@@robertwilson3866 standing up for workers getting mugged off basically nothing wrong with that tired of businesses taking the piss because they are protected by Tories if it weren’t for Unions workers would be even poorer as a result because businesses would just go on a full exploitation trip with no one protecting them we must fight back more workers in this country than the rich and middle class and it’s high time we all realized that and put any prejudice aside
@@indielover85 Yes but you need a balance. People always go one side of the other. If you try running a business that employs people, you will see how hard it is especially in recent times. Almost all the money our country has - comes from businesses. I am pro people being paid more - but striking at this time seems a bad move to me. Because everyone deserves more money but this is not the right time to ask for it.
To be fair, the infamous cheese quote is slightly less ridiculous when seen in the context of the apples and pears bits
Her delivery though 😐
Fun fact: Liz Truss is now the UK Prime Minister...
Fun fact: not until tomorrow when she goes to Balmoral and kisses the Queen's hand.
@@gwishart Fun fact: the Queen died shortly after Liz kissed her hand.
@@redplanet7163 The kiss of death?
well, this doesn’t age well
"In December, I'll be in Beijing, opening up new pork markets! >:)"
Apples, pears, pork pies and black pudding. What a curious plate.
We've never had it so good. Apparently.
That was a parody wasn't it...wasn't it?!
No she is a right wing moron this is all legit 😂
Errmmm... Yeh... Sure. 😒☺️😔🤔😏
When you have to rant about the ills of the country to an audience of people who live in £700,000 homes and have fat pensions, foreign apples and pears seems like an audience pleaser.
No Liz, your personality and your media training is ‘the disgrace’.
And they elected this woman to be PM?!? At least she's gone now.
Never truss a Tory
She was waiting for a big applause and all she got was few laughs and a golf clap.
Wow 😂😂
Is it wrong that I’m cringing ?
You're not alone my friend!
Something would be wrong if you weren't
Say NO to DRUGS
I am looking forward to the free cheese rations 🧀
"We will lead the world in food!" WTF? She's on a different planet. British cuisine = fish and chips! I cannot believe this clown is now our PM. This is going to be a total disaster.
Well.... sorry to break it through, but I never heard of British Restaurants around the world. Maybe it is just me?
She giving me meme material vibes 🌝🌚
Plz make her next UK'S pm
And I thought we Germans were the poorest fools in Europe concerning their politicians.
We, French, have much worse than this.
The woman is off her head! She's not real!
This is who the party want as their leader. Porkie Pies.
She seems full of life here, she looks miserable now
This is the level.
Yep, still as unhinged and weird as I remember. God help us.
This is nuts!
How frightening will it be when she is in power!
But comedy gold,,,, and smile, well done Liz, good,, eh,, smiling???
It will be the one, small consolation when she's PM. Some utter howlers to come, when she comes under something approaching proper scrutiny.
My next door neighbour says “she’s a simpleton “
She is the gift that just keeps giving ... 😂😂
No parody of her can outdo the Trash herself!!
I love how her "apples are integral to Britain" examples are an untrue fact and literal nursery rhymes
This is like something out of 'the office'.
Or The Thick of It...
I'm sorry but I can't help wondering: are there really tea plantations in the Yorkshire?
I doubt very much if they are using Yorkshire teabags in China! Doesn't really fit the image, does it!
There is a tea plantation in the UK... Tregothnan, Cornwall.
Everytime I watch this I'm lost for words
Don't worry folks! She won't be the prime minister for that long. She's only keeping the seat warm for Kier Starmer 🤣👍
He must be smiling to himself now.....probably already looking at new wallpapers
I've just come from her Liberal Dems conference speech, now I'm looking for her Labour conference speech ..anyone got the link? she gets about :)
And some people still actually think individuals like that really 'rule' the country in the shadows...
I despair for our future.
I’m just here for the cheese.
She’s Jen from the IT crowd:)
Yes! 😂😂👍🏽
She was just talking about her shopping list and what she is going to do on holiday
I'm finally listening to this. Flip!
God help us
That smile is beyond embarrassment 😁
What in the holy tale of Moses is this?
It doesn't come across as bad in context but the way she smiles is still awkward.
I never tasted a Cornish sardine as a child. Who do I complain to?
The bit from the full speech where she brags about turning her back on everything her parents (who seem like nice people) tried to instill in her is stunningly tin-eared, as well as disrespectful.
i am thoroughly dissapointed that there isnt a version of this with a laugh track in the gaps
"From the apples that dropped on Isaac Newton's head'
-THIS NEVER HAPPENED, literally, there is no evidence for this. How on earth can someone be a minister and not know this.
It's hardly ranting!
She wouldn't even make it as a lollipop lady. I wouldn't even trust her to read me the instructions on a box of tampons
Classy 😣
This Liz Truss is going to go far, we’ll all be thinking back on her accomplishments for decades to come.
They would have clapped if she had turned her back to them and broke wind.
Well, that would have been the high point of the whole address.
2014? Well you’ve had eight years in power - how are we getting on with that then Liz
It's 12 years, but who's counting. We're all doomed! Doomed i tell ye
The Torys look like they are going to vote her in. I used to think they hated this country but I now think they hate there own party.
As an American, I thought no speaker was worse than Joe Biden, I was wrong.
This is the modern day Tommy Cooper: "Just like that!"
Never gets old 😅
Yorkshire tea that is actually imported into this country from 20 seperate countries in India and Africa, clever girl
Was she auditioning for a stand-up comedy show? It might be called, "Pork Market Barrel Politics".
Isaac Newton was opening up new pork markets in Beijing when apples fell on his head.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug✨
Why does she look like a sit-com character?
We never had it so good? She missed the Reality of the Future! 🥒 and 🍅
Go Maggie 2
Did she not realise, super markets import fruite and veg because it works out cheaper that way
We're doomed 🤦♂️
A genuinely weird character
Anyone else really hungry all of a sudden
Turkeys are from North America
They look so real these days 🤖
We are doomed
To (mis)quote the Duke of Wellington, "I don't know if she scares the Enemy, but by God, she scares me!"