my father just walked in my room and said "keep up the good work" thinking i was doing homework. little does he know im watching a 28 year old eating pizza
all the fucking time >:( i always watch them in the middle of the night and then decide to fuck it and just get fat...good thing there never is any food around me to eat, so i usually just cry myself to sleep
But this video was made in 2016 we didn't get that alfredo sauce until sometime in 2019. At least not in my area it replaced the spinach alfredo sauce and now it's just a plain alfredo sauce with fresh spinach and tomato on it but I get that sauce on almost all of my pizzas
I have to say -- this actually convinced me to order Papa Johns. Like I paused the video at 4 mins, ordered my pizza, waited for it to come & then now I'm watching the rest and eating my whole pizza in bliss. Thank you Shane.
I have an addiction to the garlic butter that comes in every pizza box. It tastes so good with the pizza which I never thought was possible. Literally, the pizza itself isn't that good but the garlic butter makes it bearable. Whatever garlic sauce you got with it is very different than the one I get.
I’m at the bus stop waiting for my daughter and have headphones in, watching these videos, and laughing to myself. Yup, looking crazy as hell. 🤷🏻♀️ Edit: I just Hillary Clintoned. Nooo!! 💀😭😂
I FUCKING THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HATE THE GARLIC SAUCE AND I WAS GOING TO CRY BECAUSE THAT SAUCE IS EVERYTHING WHEN EATING PAPA JOHNS LMAO .. I love the peppers with it too omggg.. I shouldn't be you watching shove this shit down your throat, I went to the gym today and honestly.. I want pizza hahaaha
Shane should have done an "Eat With Me" live experience where he let us know ahead of time what he was going to eat and we go get it ourselves, and eat with him in real time. Or maybe dreams will never come true.
stranger memes Papa johns, Dominoes, Pizza Hut and Burger king is in Europe. Or at least in the UK, and i'm pretty sure they have dominoes and burger king at least in France and Germany.
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE U PUTTING A BEAUTIFUL PIZZA IN THE FRIDGE!!!! Oh wait, I'm probably the only one who doesn't leave leftovers when it comes to pizza 😅
Dear Shane Dawson, Thank you Shane for making me laugh and make me feel better by making all your videos. Remember when you got dared once to kiss Joey, cuz I remember. Anyways Today I remembered my old teachers that left my school and left to another one. One of them were my kindergarten teacher which was also my 3rd grade teacher and my 4th grade teacher left and my first grade teacher left too they're all friends so I guess they wanted to teach in the same school. My second grade teacher is the only one who hasn't left. When I was in 4th grade my 3rd teacher and my 4th grade teacher taught together. Today I decided to read my yearbook and look at what they wrote to me. When I looked at what both teachers wrote me I started to cry. I still miss them they made a big impact on my life I wouldn't make it this far right now without them and my family. I wish they would see me graduate from elementary into middle school. I also miss my 5th grade friends they used to help me out when I needed help and when I was crying, also when I am mad. But when the school year ended and I was at my house I started crying and then I went to your channel and I watched your videos. They made me laugh and make me feel way better. I just wanna thank you Shane even if you don't read this comment. I love you and stay the way you are don't let anyone change who you are. -Airito18 aka Erianna
my father just walked in my room and said "keep up the good work" thinking i was doing homework. little does he know im watching a 28 year old eating pizza
why is this me
Lol
so ded rn 😂😂
lol
LMAO SO MEEEE
Shane has 3 shirts
one for food videos
one for conspiracy theories
and the third one's just him promoting his merch
Angela Ilieva true yasss
Yup
Yup
Why is this true tho?😂😂
why is this true tho?? 😂
When he said I just Hilary clintoned I literally choked on my gingerale 😂
Itsyagirl 🤣
🤣🤣
I'm dying at that
FKDKEKWKWKWK
Shane: "Oh my god, papa-" *Chokes*
Matthew Exiver that sounds so weird if you think about it
Chloe Reubins that sounds weird even if you don’t think about it 😂
@Chloe Reubins you don’t even need to think about it. 😂😂
Ohhhh god.
Ikr and he was eating a bread stick....
Shane: "I only put things in my mouth that are bigger than my head"
Me: "DAAAAMN RYLAND!"
ME 😂😂😂
Hermione Lovegood first of all, I love your name. We Stan a Potterhead queen, second of all, OH SHIT-
Facts 😂😂😂
Lel
@@am-zk8jb ever heard of a verse?
Shane is literally one of the few youtubers that can actually make me laugh out loud
Same 😂😂
lmao I feel u 😂😂😂
ikr. i was like, cackling
Accurate
yes!
How you know shane loves it: He sings about it😂❤
Never realized that
never realized that.
Carlee Dauchenbaugh omg same
Tru
"I just accidentally made a panini, but I'm okay with it. Or a calzone. Calzone? In the zone." GET IN THE ZONE, _AUTO ZONE_
69 likes.... should i like?
I Fucking love your profile pic 💞
i literally _love_ your profile pic. 💟
Your Local Flop DAMN IT I WAS THINKING THAT MMMMEEEEEHHHHHH
"And I'm sorry Mr. Preda!" IM LAUGHING SO HARD
I screamed
same
Yay !!!!!!!!!
What time?
Where at
when he said he Hilary Clintoned and then showed the picturre next to him i laughed so hard i almost choked on my apple fritter lol
Lisa Sparks same especially when he made the noise during it
She actually had a seizure
Lisa Sparks Me lmao
Anyone else watch these when theyre hungry
Lol
Lmfao I'm actually eating while watching someone else eat, (Sunday pop tart)😅
me af 😂😂😂😂
all the fucking time >:(
i always watch them in the middle of the night and then decide to fuck it and just get fat...good thing there never is any food around me to eat, so i usually just cry myself to sleep
i ate pizza while watching this
I AM LEGIT EATING PAPA RN
oof that sounds wrong 😂
Lmao😂😂😂
"I just Hillary Clinton'ed" - LMFAO
binge watching his tasting videos because i'm hungry asf and craving
Sameeee ;-;
Giselle L. I watch this shit when I am eating my whole rolled oats and bananas
Emily L. Same
Whenever I'm on my period I binge watch his eating vids
Emily L. *As f'
"I just Hilary Clintoned" OH MY GOD IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I CANT BREATHE 😂
SAME OMG
Wu Yifan AHAHAHAHHAHAHH i just Saw it and i was eating and so i laughed so hard i almost choker on my food!
Wu Yifan I swear this was sooooo funny
Wu Yifan OMO KRIS I'M DYING WU YIFAN😭😂
SoYoungSoInsane welcome to shane
That pizza with “no sauce” actually has sauce. It’s Alfredo sauce :)
But this video was made in 2016 we didn't get that alfredo sauce until sometime in 2019. At least not in my area it replaced the spinach alfredo sauce and now it's just a plain alfredo sauce with fresh spinach and tomato on it but I get that sauce on almost all of my pizzas
You have to try dominos alfredo sauce on their pizza. I always get spinach and bacon on it but it is literally the BOMB
it's so cute when Shane laughs at his own jokes 😍
Righttt hhaaahaa
I knoww
ikrrrr👌👌👌
everything he does is adorable
He's adorable! I just wish he would go back to the shorter hair cut.
You should make a "FAST FOOD DESSERT CAKE" from all fast food places just the desserts and yahhhhhh
YES
Great idea yass
He should make them into a milkshake
yesss
Do u want him to DIE of diabetes?!
I have to say -- this actually convinced me to order Papa Johns. Like I paused the video at 4 mins, ordered my pizza, waited for it to come & then now I'm watching the rest and eating my whole pizza in bliss. Thank you Shane.
I need to shit
Same
When the 'friend' who was trying the food first was probably ryland.....or maybe garett or drew aka the spooky boys
Maddison Wilmot it was probably Drew 🤣 he loves pizza
100 Garret
literally when Shane shoved the breadstick down his throat I laughed so hard that I spit on my phone
And when he choked on it.
"She didn't know I was dining solo" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I NEED TO SHIT
i heard dieting solo 😂
@jooheon's aegyo 😂😂😂 AAH THAT COULD BE!!
BTW... I REAAALY like ur name!! Monbebe all the way.
It's almost October. You know what that means.
Ouija board videos.
YES OMG
Can't wait!!🙌🏻🙌🏻
REALLY OMFG YES
yesss 👻👹👾👿💀🎃
YESSSS
awkward moment when you work at papa johns....
Same... 😂
My dad is a TGM so...
i thought i was going to do homework. but y'know, it can wait.
Yep
sameee
I am done my homework 5 hrs ago
Same 😂😂
Omg same
the part about joey and Daniel, I'm dying
WHERE AT
IKR!!!! OMG I NEARLY ROLLED OFF MY BED I WASNT READY xD (at 8:21 btw lol)
I rushed to the comments to see if anyone else freaked out.
whn we talked about them i started looking for any comments about them to feel that im not alone in this....!!
"I just Hillary Clintoned" 😂😭
I was dying 😂😂
Nicole Sharp i laughed so hard i choked on my food a Lil bit xD xD
I’m just happy that he loved the garlic sauce because that’s everythiiiing 🤤
It really is lol
Oh yes, it is !😬
I just Hilary Clinton part got me 😂😂
Same
Lmao
Same😂😂😂
Same
Same
I lurve me some papa johns...mostly cause of the garlic butter lol
GrungeQueen Laney same
I have an addiction to the garlic butter that comes in every pizza box. It tastes so good with the pizza which I never thought was possible. Literally, the pizza itself isn't that good but the garlic butter makes it bearable.
Whatever garlic sauce you got with it is very different than the one I get.
SAMEEEEEE
SAME
Hello my fellow Larrie:))
Ikr! I fucking love it 7w7
ikr its fucking bomb
I’m at the bus stop waiting for my daughter and have headphones in, watching these videos, and laughing to myself. Yup, looking crazy as hell. 🤷🏻♀️
Edit: I just Hillary Clintoned. Nooo!! 💀😭😂
Seeing him throat that breadstick tells me why Garrett still hangs around. lol 😂😉😋
OHMYGOD LMAO
😂😂😂
Too far?? Lmao!
OH MA LORD XDDD
S
Shane I hope you washed down Papa's pizzas with some sodie pops. The only way you can get a full blessing from him.
😂😂😂
Great moves
papa bless 🙏🙏
I'm glad someone said it
papa bless
PIZZA WITH GARLIC SAUCE IS SO GODDAMN GOOD OHMYGOD
yaasss
I wish I could eat pizza with garlic sauce and get a million views
closing the goddamn door............. sorry i'm trash i'll leave
It has to be garlic and herb tho, if it's that nasty garlic sauce that tastes like garlic butter is nasty
DAMN BITCH CHILL WTF,GODDAMN! 😨😶😄
It's scary how much I can relate to him on such a deep level!!! But I love Shane so much!!!
I just thought how fun it'd be to have Shane as a roommate omg fast food every day !!!
Its not everday
+jenna tuia or whatever your name is, ITS A HYPERBOLE SMh
+CryBabyThomas does it really matter your'e on fucking youtube get over yourself dude
+CryBabyThomas your'e so irrelevant to the conversation anyway👉🏾🚪✌🏾️
And it's not fucking english class.
i like the part where hes like papa and then he gags
literal porn bye
raucitye ew
Papa johns has the most AMAZING garlic dipping sauce. If I could drink that shit.... I would
Dont question the garlic sauce Shane, JUST ENJOY IT
I'm obsessed with it I love it so much
I work there so I get it for free 😂
Aryana Hughes be my best friend....
I read this like shane
7:54 I started crying of laughter at the noise he made when choking
"oh I just Hillary Clinton-ed"
I snørted so viølently XD
Kate Is great well tøp
snorted*
violently*
Pizza hey leave them alone, if you can read it, there isn't a problem, just leave them be
Bin Chicken that stuff shouldn’t really bother you...
Magaly Navarrete rawr xD
I feel like he does these types of videos just so he can eat 😂😂😂 I love you shane
Because you posted this, most likely someone is going to count it.
ohfrankie he swallows other things instead 😉. Okay I'm sorry but not really
Shane please try the new burger king Cheetos chicken fries!!! ❤️
I think he already did that.
Never mind it was Mac and cheese
^aka everything
Shane can u try panda express!?
they literally taste the same as the normal chicken fries 😭
Never had the garlic dipping sauce but my papa Johns pizza just got here so imma try it
Satisifying. Slime! It’s been a year now but how was it sis
Aeonic, It's been two years how was it sis?
it’s been 6 years, did u like it?💀
Shane always make me laugh
me too
me too he is my favourite TH-camr
Lol
awe kitty
omg same
'I just Hilary Clintoned' 😂😂😂 I died
OMFG NOW I WANT PIZZA. WHY SHANE WHYYY 😫
same im still at school
UR VIDEOS ARE FUNNY AF DANIEL
Sameee!!!
Bully: You worthless piece of shit
Me: Ur mom *stuff my face with a brownie ball*
Thnx Shane
same
Shane trying the garlic sauce for the first time is everything
8:14 I had to pause the video for a few minutes so I could laugh with out missing anything xD
8:10 sorry. i paused it at 8:14 because of what he said at 8:10 :P
wtf
Just Beauty what do you mean?
Hahaha I do that too😂
DO AN ALL PUMPKIN PIE/SPICE FALVORED SHAKE!!!
Yesss
YASSS😄😄😄😄
HELL NO
+Austin Brown how did u know im brown
YESSSSSSSSSS ON THE FIRST OF OCTOBER
When he says papa it reminds me of Eleven.
Stranger things!!! yaaa
STRANGE SQUAD UNITE
Unicorn PewPew omfg same. I thought this throughout the entire video!
Squeezing Mila oh noooo 😭 I can hear the screams
Nooooooo
Watching Shane discover papa’s garlic sauce after so many years of LIVING for it is everything 😂
Shanes videos always puts me in the BEST mood! 💜
anyone else? 😌
Yasssss! me too
love you connor
Same
Edina Dale ikr
I FUCKING THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HATE THE GARLIC SAUCE AND I WAS GOING TO CRY BECAUSE THAT SAUCE IS EVERYTHING WHEN EATING PAPA JOHNS LMAO .. I love the peppers with it too omggg.. I shouldn't be you watching shove this shit down your throat, I went to the gym today and honestly.. I want pizza hahaaha
I feel your pain as I wrap up my 13th day of fasting.
I've never tried the garlic sauce and I see so many people saying it's good now I'm gonna try it lol
That garlic sauce turned me gay
omg he is making me hungry I want garlic sauce with pizza😍😍😍
I fucking love the garlic sauce
same
yuck, got sick from it long time ago. now I'm low key traumatized from it
Ikr
Ikr
i was just about to say that
I just kept staring at JJ Watt on the box 😋😍
HOUSTON TEXAS BABY
Sierra Cheyenne Texans Texans Texans
Heck yeah, Houston Texans for the win
Sierra Cheyenne instantly knew it was him and I had to laugh bc it says NFL on the box like clearly hes a football player lmao
Sierra Cheyenne f
the garlic sauce squad
heeerre
Omg!!!! I love it!!!!
mystery babe oh my god me right here 🙋🏽
i always watch these after the conspiracy videos to make me less paranoid tbh
me;;
OMG ME RN
Lmao😂
literally what I just did omfg haha
lmao me too
I wish Canada had this omg it looks so good
We do have Papa Johns, at least we do here in Ontario.
we have them in Alberta too
+Renée S ayyyy Ontario!!
Papa johns is originally from Canada. It's in Alberta
we have one on pei
Shane should have done an "Eat With Me" live experience where he let us know ahead of time what he was going to eat and we go get it ourselves, and eat with him in real time. Or maybe dreams will never come true.
Good idea
Who else wants more Shane conspiracy videos?
ME
Meeeeee
ME
literally
Me
Papa bless
Papa bless
H3h3 Papa bless
papa's in the house!
hugh mungus lives matter
Like for the garlic sauce 😍👅
LOVE
Papa johns sauce is trash. Reppin dominos garlic sauce
Paige McDaniel The garlic sauce is so amazing.
Paige McDaniel garlic cheese sticks tho 😍🔥
kaichi213 its not trash
I'm a manger at Papa John's and watching this makes me so happy omg
Who else turned around when he told us to ? 😂
me 😂
No cuz I'm not queer
What does that mean??
Obviously
meeeee
this is as long as a vlog and i'd much rather watch this.
|-/
Corsac Gaming you're not lol
it's just the symbol for a band called twenty one pilots
Right? And love your name and pic
Smol Bean and Jishwa tyty yours too
|-/
like if he should try chuckie cheese foods
Emma Delgado yeeeessss
Emma Delgado YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😆😆😂😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😂😆😂😆😆😂😆😆😂😂😆😆😂😂😂😂😆😆😂😂😂😂😆😆😂😆😆😂😂😂😆😆😆😂😂😆
Emma Delgado
Emma Delgado yessss their pizza is so good, when my mom brings my brother there im like "TAKE ME WITH U" just to eat so much pizza heh
Erica Wolter me X-D
i love when he calls the food like "her" or "she"
Well thanks Shane, now I want pizza.
same
same haha
who else actually turned around
"I'm a whole new level of gross today."
Thought your profile picture was waluigi
Omg the girl in the beginning. I remember her. I love her so much.
Papa bless he had a sodipop to go with that pizza pie
Nvm fuckers didnt get him a pepsi max
Bless papa
this video is everything from a comedy show to a therapy session. only shane could pull that off.
Why does he sound like Tana at 12:06 😂😂
I need to shittt
that's what I thought 😂
I was looking for this comment omg HAHAAHAH
TRUE OMF
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it hahaha.
YASSSS garlic butter
that woman (sorry I don't know her full name) has been known in the past as the worlds ugliest woman. I just think she's f~~~~~~ inspirational
Agreed;)
I don't think she's f~~cking inspirational I think she's FUCKING INSPIRATIONAL and I love Lizzie vilesquez
Don't lie she's not beautiful, but insanely awesome on the inside but don't spew bullshit.
^they didn't say she was???
Agreed ugly but fucking inspiration
I love papa johns so much
Wait no why...... I love the veggie pizza
I've never had
Papa johns
Dominos
Pizza Hut
Olive Garden
Burger King
Chick fil a
Taco Bell
Chipotle
;-; struggles of living in Europe
stranger memes have you had wendy's
Jonathan Douglas nope
stranger memes
Papa johns, Dominoes, Pizza Hut and Burger king is in Europe. Or at least in the UK, and i'm pretty sure they have dominoes and burger king at least in France and Germany.
[No Username]
There not in Belgrade
stranger memes I've only had 2 out of all these... there all near me (except olive garden that's far away af)
When it’s 11 pm and your sitting crying at a screen and laughing at some middle aged women eat pizza.
I need to get my life together
💀💀
notification squad where you at??!!
Here!
Waddup 👌🔥
AYYYEE
Yo
WASSUP!!!😂😂
You use the sauce for the crust usually
You use the sauce for ever you want
+Aja-Dre Eliazar *for whatever you want.
Aja-Dre Eliazar I just heard that's what it was made for
what no I SLATHER THAT SHIT ALL OVER MY PIZZA
Exactly what I do when I have papa johns
"This is their fucking brownie cookie platter." Now I'm going to Papa John's!!!
Also my 4 yr old brother copies Shane but only when he swears and it worries me
me at 1am: watches shane at food while hungry
also me: -regret-
hahahahaha "i just hilary clintoned" I'm fucking crying
12:40 when he says fuck off he says it in the perfect way. just fucking perfect. Shane for president.
bruh I HAVE PIZZA HUT STUFFED CRUST IN MY FRIDGE
better than papa johns or no am i missing something
Bitch you are///////////// ITS THE FUCKING BESSSSST
+Austin Brown LOL
+Austin Brown wow 😂
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE U PUTTING A BEAUTIFUL PIZZA IN THE FRIDGE!!!! Oh wait, I'm probably the only one who doesn't leave leftovers when it comes to pizza 😅
5:05 "oh I just Hillary Clinton-ed!!
lol whenever he said papa I just thought of eleven from stranger things
omg yaaaaas
QUEEN
THERES 11 LIKES I DONT WANT TO RUIN IT
Yass Yass👏🏽👏🏽
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE THIS COMMENT LOL
He made a joke about that Hillary Clinton video but put it in his conspiracy theory vid. I feel like I'm the only one who noticed haha
i was watching connor's new video while scrolling down my subscription box, saw this video there and clicked immediately. i love papa johns...
i regret watching this, im craving this too hard now...
2016: "where's my socks?" 2017: "where's my wig?"
I've never heard Lizzy's voice b4 and it's amazing! People say she's ugly but she is SO beautiful!
I can't ever read the comments because a lot of people are being really rude towards her..
Dear Shane Dawson,
Thank you Shane for making me laugh and make me feel better by making all your videos. Remember when you got dared once to kiss Joey, cuz I remember. Anyways Today I remembered my old teachers that left my school and left to another one. One of them were my kindergarten teacher which was also my 3rd grade teacher and my 4th grade teacher left and my first grade teacher left too they're all friends so I guess they wanted to teach in the same school. My second grade teacher is the only one who hasn't left. When I was in 4th grade my 3rd teacher and my 4th grade teacher taught together. Today I decided to read my yearbook and look at what they wrote to me. When I looked at what both teachers wrote me I started to cry. I still miss them they made a big impact on my life I wouldn't make it this far right now without them and my family. I wish they would see me graduate from elementary into middle school. I also miss my 5th grade friends they used to help me out when I needed help and when I was crying, also when I am mad. But when the school year ended and I was at my house I started crying and then I went to your channel and I watched your videos. They made me laugh and make me feel way better. I just wanna thank you Shane even if you don't read this comment. I love you and stay the way you are don't let anyone change who you are.
-Airito18 aka Erianna
fucking gaaaayyyyyy
shut up no one asked for your life story
+HiImKy stfu no one wants to know you hate her life story
don't listen to those mean ones. I know the pain of losing a good teacher. Shame makes me better too. I hope you'll feel better soon! ❤❤❤
how is she gay?
The Hillary Clinton bit made me laugh so hard I woke my roommates up.
When Shane says that he doesn't brush his teeth
But his teeth is so white...🤔
(I'm jealous)
Is nobody going to talk about the graceffa comment
No
SHOEY I NEED IT
***** what he said about Joey and Daniel
Wait what
Wait what??
ON TIME SQUUUUUAD!
where you guys at?!
right here :D
Heyy!!
YASSS
im here broh💪
"I just Hilary Clintoned it" "MHMWAAH"
watching food videos by shane at 2:00 AM when you’re hungry and drunk is a recipe for DISASTER
holy crap the first time ive veen this early shane was strait
Same 😂🌚
5sos 🤘🏻😝
😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Straight** Go back to school.
oml same