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The thought of Shane in Military though
lol
ikr, it just couldn't happen
Lij Gilmour if Shane was in the military our country would be.., it would be......😬
Lij Gilmour HE DEAD ON THA FIRST DAY LMAO
KittyTrax bahah bless him
I was not ready for that pimple popping clip.
Captain.Richie Me neither 😂😂
same. i was eating when it popped up
Captain.Richie same lol
omg same that was so gross!!!
me tooo🙏
Yup, that's what we eat.
Have fun not needing toilet paper for a week.
Jocee Pacheco you served?
Nah Nope if you served, I commend you for your service
Nah Nope Is it really that bad?
AHAHAHA
I respect your services ✊❤️🥺
My husband is in the Marines. And before he entered. He lived off these. (Because he wanted to. 🤮) Honestly some arent that bad. But some are just gross. Lol. And Shane you're suppose to heat them up in the package. Lol.
Brianna Denning lol😂
It ain’t nasty
you know you need a bit of water and a way to heat it
well for the chicken
Nope, not even the chicken. It's called "meal ready to eat" for a reason, they're all pre-prepared. Heating is optional. Soldiers usually have a hydration pack and you put a little bit of water in it and a chemical reaction happens creating heat, then you put the unopened MRE in to warm it up. Most soldiers in an active combat situation don't actually heat it, or at least not everything because it's just too time consuming. (I know a few people close to me in the military and I used to think the same thing).
Chantal Sauve it's not that time consuming. My husband is in the army (dad was in the marines) and they eat these sometimes for when they're away for training. You can eat these unheated but they taste better heated. Honestly they take at most 5 minutes to get heated it's not that bad.
He's trying to entertain that's it
Chantal Sauve I hate people like you
Shane, as a current member of the U.S. Army National Guard component, I felt that this video was interesting and hilarious. I would be excited to see a follow up video to this one where you do more stuff like this, and on behalf of the U.S. military thank you for your support. It’s becoming more and more rare to see people openly support our troops, especially public figures such as yourself.
Thank you for your service ❤️
Thank you for your service, and protecting our country 💗💗💗💗💗💗
Thanks you for your services and all that you do for our country ❤️❤️
Thank you for your service ♥️♥️♥️♥️
im not from the usa but thank yoiu for your service helping and voulenteering to protect people
11:36 *Uno pukes*
Me: *Trying not to laugh*
*Keeps playing the puking noise over and over again laughing at it*
Same lol
Lol! I feel like a terrible person. Cause I feel bad for Uno but also the sound is so damn hilarious.
Me too😂
Same XD
Sameee 🤣 I can't get over the noise
5:56 “Carbotohydrates”. 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't notice that initally and now keep replaying it. Thank you for the good laugh!!
6:15
shane: junk food actually makes you depressed.
me: *slowly stops eating my little debbie snack cake*
meeeee I did the same thing
Girl never stop eating the damn LITTLE DEBBIES! lol
Me with my hot cheetos
Same😂😂
Cookie Duck they’re so gross though
As a person in the Army, I found this hilarious and slightly relatable lmao
Charity Williams oh my god I’m sorry. I respect you lol.
Wow respect. Thanks for everything!
Charity Williams Thank you for your service.
Yes
Thanks for your service my cousin is in the military too.
The way the chicken came out tho 😂🤮
When he did the chicken noise I replayed it a few times and laughed for 2 minuites
“Can we throw them a little debbie?”😂😂
Zaria Kennedy yes🤣😂
The biggest want for soldiers deployed, food-wise, is Oreo cookies. When those get sent in a care package, people nearly get pistol whipped fighting for them LOL
Yes
😂😂😂😂👌✌✌👌✌👌👌👌👌
ha ha
The fact that he didn’t warm these up in the heating pouch bothers me lmao
Same I have been sitting here the whole time saying he knows he's supposed to heat with the heat packet and water right
I know right
Yesssssss
YES UGH
Yes it's kind of annoying, but from what I've seen on other videos, a lot of guys in the military won't have the time or the patience to heat them up, and will just tear open the pouch and just eat it.
Edit: Or he might have just heated it up off-camera.
Shane : I cant open this
Me:use scissor
Shane : oh I’ll use mah teeth
Me:ok thennn
"Lets get it!"
**Uno throws up**
Uno agrees with you!
mcdonald's conspiracy theories would be so bomb
Sarah Wheaton nah
yess
Sarah Wheaton yes it would be
Sarah Wheaton your sexy 😉
Sarah Wheaton wait you're
anyone in 2019? aww uno looks so small❤️
Me to bitch & I agree
Yup 2019 every one!
Yaa you got me
Ikr when I saw uno I litteraly said BITCH THAT IS SO CUTE
Your EXTRA nextdoor neighbors I am I watched this video like a billion times and I wanted to watch it again
2021 anyone? I’m literally just watching this cause he is one of my comfort you tubers, I hate what he did but this is so comforting
Exactly like I hate it but he was a big part in my childhood
I’m pretty sure I would starve in the Army....
Also 2019 anyone???
Yeah
Hell yeah
yup.
Oh God kmew that. That's why Im heavy, lazy and fat😌
Same
one time we were in class and so many people said 'shook' that the teacher went around shaking students and saying 'ARE YOU SHOOK?? ARE YOU SHOOK NOW?!'
OMG
I'll take shit that never happened for 500
I mean it's the internet so you have the right to not believe me, but if you've ever met a theatre teacher before it's not that surprising lol
dying omf
thats my freakin life hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"BITCH YOU TRIPPEN! And during the spring.. BITCH YOU SLIPPING lol and during the olimpilcs BITCH YOU FLIPPEN" I can't stop laughing
AND SOON MY ASS WILL BE DRIPPEN😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANTTTTTT
Beauty.queens.12 omg ikr
Beauty.queens.12 I can't breath lol
Beauty.queens.12 omg same tho 😂😂
Beauty.queens.12 For reals, that was one of the funniest things hes said by far
"That should be my catch phrase"
Uno: grgagsgsrs
11:35
Literally the best description of every MRE. Basic training all over again 😂 now I eat them like it’s a full course meal 5 star restaurant
"I'll swallow for our troops...fuck it I'll move to Canada"😂😂😂
Ally Jade 😂
Ally Jade same literally me
Literally me
11:35 when the dog threw up😂😂 im dying! THE SOUND!!!😂
Me too! Im crying!! Lmao
Classi Cat I KNOW I CANT BREATHE ITS SO FUNNY
i know i shouldn't be laughing but i am lmao
Classi Cat
I feel so bad but it was so funny!
Classi Cat deaaadd
My friend has had some of the meals because her father serves in the military and she said they are pretty good also did he not know about the heat packet? 😂😂😂
Woohoo still watching him in 2020!!!
People commenting about him not heating it up. This is Shane. He ain't gonna wait for food. He's gonna get it down him as quick as possible
Felicity Clayton Well yeah but the point is he's judging it before even eating it right. That's Shane for ya.
omg that is so shane
Felicity Clayton preach😂
For it is the Shane Dawson way
You're not supposed to heat it up anyways. That's the whole point of military food, it's supposed to be ready and thats how you have to eat it.
why doesnt Shane ever heat things up?
because if he heated it up he wouldn't have an excuse to spit it into a bin lol
naomie adair because hi, his name is shane. 😂
bc he a bum lol
Patricia Pleyto YOURE GREAT😂😂
bc this is shane lmaoo
That chicken stuff reminds me of wet cat food 😂😂😂
5:46 he should win a oscar or grammy for that speech lol
when i grow up im gonna have a pet shelter for three legged female dogs and name it bitches be trippin
Lauren and Crissy Why did I laugh so hard at this!!!???
omg I'd volunteer there
Lauren and Crissy you're my hero oMF
Lauren and Crissy I'd volunteer
Lauren and Crissy 😂 Dead. I'll help you🙋🏻 Lmao
My depression has made it so that I haven't truly laughed in almost two years. Your videos have changed that, and it feels great. 💙
awe IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! Even though I don't know you but I don't care you seem really sweet. hope you have an amazing day/week and don't forget to smile because you're beautiful and everyone loves you. Whether they show it or whether they hide it, they love you!! AND SO DO I!!!!!!
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ sending much love
Sending love
Yaayyy! Congrats! Shane Dawson makes this world seem warmer and is an actual ray of sunshine.
YAYYYY
7:11 -when you accidently walk in on your mom in the shower
You know the one with spaghetti is really good lol it have a pop tart peanut butter of course spaghetti black berry jam etc etc and its in the same package as the Rib package. That package usually has better foods that the first ones you had.
Does he realise your supposed to warm some of them up😂❤️
Lilli Boo you can but its not necessary. In the military I doubt they heat it all the time because they probably don't have time
Macey Cain Yes they do have time. Most are non combat deployments so they have a couple mins to heat the food up.
Not in basic training. We all stood around and they threw random MREs at us and said you have 10mins.
I just Said that
they're called meals ready to eat suggesting that you don't have to cook them so no he wasn't supposed to
My dad told me you are supposed to put water in some of the stuff and heat it up but you can still eat it like that btw my dad has been in the military for 13 years
Yes, you have to heat it up. I had to eat MRE a lot last year, but the menus I got were pretty good lol
Jocelynn Alexander my dad's in the military as well and he said the same thing
Jocelynn Alexander not supposed to use them indoors, plus they can be eaten cold - im in the military
true
Jocelynn Alexander my dad has been in for 20 years now and he said that too
My dad is a veteran! He was in the army! Love you the most 💗🇺🇲
Shane: *laughs*
Shane: ok, let’s eat
IM SO HAPPY THAT SHANE TOLD US ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEND. theyre so cute 😍
theyr adorable tbh
Daniel Mezquita omg who's his bf?
Daniel Mezquita yasss
UR VIDEOS ARE FUNNY AF DANIEL
fb ryland from cleever news. check shanes instagram he posted it yesterday
SHAAANEEE there is a bag incuded to heat up the meals, in the bag you add water (it activates a heater) then put the UNOPENED meal bag inside of the heating bag and let it cook for the assigned time
same thing for the coffee or hot cocoa inculded
I kind of figured you we're supposed to cook them first...lol. That's probably why the one meal tasted like "metal" because it wasn't really cooked
his dog when he was saying his catch phrase I was dying
I know right you're not suppose to just dumb it out like that.
Oh my god he forgot the heating pouch 😂😂🤦🏽♀️
I can’t with Shane’s dark humour.😂😭
The reason why it tastes bad is because you didn't heat it up. There's a bag in the MRE that you have to our water into the water limit line and put the meal that is still in the bag into the bag with the water and wait about 5-10 minutes for it to cook then carefully take it out of the bag with water and open up the food. Like if you agree
~I know this because I had JROTC camp and we had to eat those for one whole week and deal with what we got
Lil Willett Stuffs pour*
And no you know this cuz you can read
I honestly don't hate mre's my dad world bring some home from work for me and they where pretty good when you cook them properly.
I was looking for this comment
This message is approved by a Veteran.... me!!
Shane Dawson for President !!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
OMG, YESSSSSSSSSS!
I wish
He would stop farmers from growing fruits and veggies
I’m voting 4 him omg lmfao
ayleen kapustka
Oh god
6:38 - 6:41
playback speed 0.25
....you won't be disappointed
Is anyone rewatching Shane’s old videos because he hasn’t posted in a while?
Aileen Cruz samw
I barely started watching you like 1 week ago and it feels like I've known you for live
liah Felix do u mean life? Autocorrect?
liah Felix *life
liah Felix yes
life, stupid autocorrect
Literally same 🍕🍟
If this gets 10 likes I'll prank call my school with John cena voice 😂 (being serious)
Wish me luck
Omg
Yes
LMAO
you just got your tenth like heheh
I'm dying, this was beautiful.....but he didn't heat it up. Rookie mistake :')
Shane, I've been eating half a meal or just a piece of toast or two a day the past week because I am struggling with food. These videos got me eating because of the positive association this had given me with food with your laughter, thank you :)
No wonder my dad used to put tons ketchup, salt and pepper on everything. He told me the food was bad but I never really understood. If he didn’t add ketchup we knew he actually liked something he was eating.. We need to figure out a better way to feed our Military.
Jamie Stimpson MREs have a ton of calories & important nutrients so when you're adding all of that sometimes it makes the taste a little off compared to what were used to eating. They have to add all of the extra because sometimes people in the military will go 2 to 3 days without a meal after one of these or only get one a day to survive. Therefore it's important that they have enough nutrient value to keep them going like they have to. My ex said the chili Mac was the best MRE he thought but 😷 lol.
Jamie Stimpson PUT TONS AND TONS OF SALT, PEPPER, AND KETCHUP ON IT!!!!!!!!!!
Dang my dad was in the army he puts a lot of gravy on things
@@bayleewinkler7512 that's no excuse for them lacking flavour though.
actually what people consider "enough" flavour nowadays is WAYYYYY above the health approved limit. so the reason why it doesn't taste good is because the food is made with the approved limit of fats, sugars, sodium, protein.
My brother brought home a bunch of different kinds of MREs and some one the snacks where so good! Like the almonds and the little sugar cookie crackers! Sometimes they have skittles and tootsie Roll's. Plus you have to heat it up!!
My dad brought some home and we had them and I hated it 😂 I’m such a pussy
I love how Shane just ignored the cooking instructions on the bag😭😭
“Twinkies can survive a new cooler bomb” Shane Dawson
"Nuclear bomb"
@@kathrynjohnson4933 @you missed the joke
Oo girl this is amazing!! My dad would bring us leftover/about to expire MRE’s when we were little and we ate them all the time 😂 this made me laugh and feel like a poor little kid again hahahah
Same, my dad used to bring me MREs when I was little!
Cool dads!
Emily Rose Lol same! Except unlike Shane we knew to use the heaters and some stuff wasn’t that bad 😂
Can I get a pray for my uncle he was in military for 9 years and he is super sick😭
Plz
It would mean so much
I love him so much
Tarryn Hall send him my love:)
Tarryn Hall I really hope he gets better
I miss the old Shane I can’t even remember the last time he said I’ll go home also who else think our slippin bitch should run for president
Watching this video getting ready for the draft
Tito Castaneda you an me both
He ate the chicken and turned into *the chicken*
Hope you are what you eat...😂
Jennifer Heidinger this made my day
Hope lol
Oh my god we have the same name. Hope is my first name!
@@Jeheidin I was literally going to say the same thing XD
So this is where the bitch you trippin' started...
We must cherish it, this video is sacred
Guinny Piggy YAAAAS
Guinny Piggy actually you trippin is from zoey 101
Kassidy Online nah Shane said it
Kassidy Online bitch you trippin
its from zoey 101...
Rewatching this now that I'm in the Army and have eaten all of these makes this even better.
Anyone in 2020? I didn’t know that “shook” was a thing before 2018 💀
I
Can't believe my dad had to eat this shit.
Preach
mine too
My boyfriend has loads of these. He's in the military. They're not terrible, but yeah. No thanks, haha.
Dog Love God bless
Dog Love. my cousin had to eat this too.
Dog Love my grind will be eating this soon cause he's goin to the milatary he's in cadets with me
You can see how old the video is by looking at how full the bottle of Fireball is in the background
True
Tyl Lisiecka I know right
Tyl Lisiecka and because the candy machine is full
Tyl Lisiecka huh?
Tyl Lisiecka lol😂😂😂
10:40 Baby Uno omg!
Whats crazy is the food and packaging has to withstand all sorts of environments too. I work in defense... and the packaging for things for military is wild... sometimes its gotta be boxed, then waterproof wrapped, then boxed again with foam to withstand being dropped from a helicopter or jet into a freakin desert or jungle. And then it might sit for a month before it's retrieved. Nuts.
Those people SAVE OUR COUNTRY and that can't even get GOOD food. They deserve better.
It's not about the taste it's about the calories so people can survive longer they make it gross so people don't eat it all
its meant to be cooked or warmed up
@@goingdown3963 so people who try to nuke the U.S, terrorists, especially ISIS. Yep totally innocent people who don't deserve to die. For sure. It's common sense dipshit
Merve G The military does a lot. What happens the next time we have a hurricane, forest fire or natural disaster? The military is who is called steps in & saves people from those situations.
@@goingdown3963 if there's no army, who will be the ones to protect your families rights and safety?
Shane thank you for not being disrespectful because my brother is in the army and I miss him thank you
FNAF Tales your brother is a great man buddy 😊
FNAF Tales What a great man I'm sure you and the rest of your family are very proud of him, I hope he returns home safely.
FNAF Tales Big respect for your brother!!
FNAF Tales
same... it's tough
Respect 🙌🏻🙏🏻
8:08 he really said “🐔”
my parents were in the military and they brought home some of these cause the people at the base just gave my dad some so we kept like a bunch in the shed for emergency food. And every once in a while my dad would let me and my siblings have some for lunch and we loved them yeah they tasted weird but we still liked them.
*bitch you trippin* that meme was everything!
JadeEye yessssss
I really want that meme to happen
YASSSSSSS
Jade Eye fr
*_The cookie is crumbiling_*
Like my hopes and dreams
Twenty one Bts fans are going to kill ha ha
im A BAND IM A BANDITOOOOOO
Little did Shane know he did something that would be later called a mukbang
HE REALLY SAID “ 🐓” IM SCREAMING
Watching this is absolutely hilarious, especially since this is what i had to eat for 6 months straight when I was in training. You learn to either really appreciate food after that or get used to the taste of MRE's. BTW don't eat the cheese sauce! You'll be constipated for days!!!
TaylorCourtney17 OMG XD LMAO
Yo the jalapeno cheese sauce is so slept on yall
Most MREs make you constipated. And when it's done, instant regrets.
My step father made us go camping for an entire summer and MREs were the only thing we could eat. Learned to be okay with it.
TaylorCourtney17 I feel sad they give the military food like that.smh
TaylorCourtney17 daaaaang it was the cheese...
#shaneforpresident
#dawsonmongeau16
Bethany Wade yassss
Bethany Wade YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BITCH U TRIPPIN'
Bethany Wade yes
The way he looks happy when he mixes the cheese things with the chicken makes me laugh so hard
SHANE DAWSON NEEDS TO MAKE OF VIDEO OF HIM EATING SPACE FOOD !!!!!!
My dad used to bring army food home and I was like "WHERE DA CHOCOLATE?" Cause there was always chocolates xD and the chocolates were GOOOOOOD
Yeah dude did you ever get the hot chocolate sashays thay were amazing
Lulu ish Awesome. That was funny
Anyone remember when Shane made these kind of videos
I love that speech where there was just no happy ending 🤣🤣
11:35 Dog: *loud obnoxious vomiting noises*
Shane: Did you just hear my dog throw up?
Me: HOW COULDN'T WE?
Shane: Don't worry baby, I'll be doing than soon.
Me: I have no doubt...
TheBlueAnimeGamer 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
TheBlueAnimeGamer lmfao!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅
TheBlueAnimeGamer a
TheBlueAnimeGamer the face Shane made was priceless
TheBlueAnimeGamer clearly the food was BAD if it made a dog sick.
You done fucked up. You need to heat damn near all of that in that heating pouch and add water but yes the "muffin top" shit sucks
Yes the shits nasty hot but it's even worse cold
Thin_Red _Line Yeah, they're not too great cold
Spincer Brock they ain't too great hot either but they're better warm
Thin_Red _Line
Eh, still, they also looked different, I'm used to the MREs that have a chemical reaction and that's how it's heated up, I haven't actually seen these before, but thanks for your insight, did you serve in any branch of the military?
Omg so my friend in 2nd grade has a dad in the Air Force (he has cancer now), and he brought our 2nd grade class MREs, and I got the one at my table that Shane tried first! I though it was soooooo good!😂
I’ve been laughing at uno throwing up for like literally 20 minutes
This was so cute, coming from a military brat I appreciate the words you said about the military in the beginning . This was hilarious 😂😂
SHANE & RYLAND SITTING IN A TREEE....😂😍
i ship them so harddd omg
LOVE UR VIDEOS DANIEL. theyre hilarious
YESS
YAS ❤❤
YASS
Hurricane Irma hit my town in Florida really bad, and we were given MREs from the military who came to help us. They weren't bad. I was just grateful I had food to feed me and my family.
I’m going through I really bad break up and life sucks right now and I wanna die and I was for real having a mental break down crying for hours and Shane somehow made me laugh I love him so much I’ve been dealing with depression for about a year now and he helps a lot I love him so much thank you for being you Shane
Shane: *Junk food actually makes you more depressed!*
Me: ...
Me: THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! *While eating Doritos and McDonalds.*
You like LDShadowLady
Aw uno was so young! 2019?
Yes girl
Yup
Hell ya
You was right
I kept waiting for Shane to see the 8,000 calories label on the bag 😂
8,000?!!????
I’ve been wheezing at your dog throwing up for 10 minutes 😂
Shane, you've got to cook the food. To cook it, there's a bag that comes with the packet. You put a tiny but of water to the line marked on the bag. Put the food in the bag, and it'll cook. I know this, because I've watched other TH-camrs make, and eat these MREs.
Alicia Balderas me too like Papa Jake all the time
Bitch so you even know Shane? He doesn’t heat things up. You should know this by now
Oh right! I saw Ralph do this. I was like, he missing something.
I was just about to say this because i_ve actually eaten them
I was literally looking through the comments to see if anyone has told him he has to cook it in the green bag lmao
Bet at some point he figured that out
It really stresses me out how he never warms anything up 😂😂
r0 same that's why I commented literally I can't consume anything that isn't hot 😂😂
r0 It's because he knows he'll probably spit it out
Shane is LITERALLY hilarious.
That moment he ripped on Trump was *EVERYTHING*
was I the the only one who laughed when he said: "and during the Olympics they could say BITCH YOU FLIPPIN!"
No just me,ok
Yup just u
AstridIsReally KAWAII Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
N Jones nah it's me too
N Jones hahahahahahahahahahaha
N Jones nah me too bro