More of this video pls... This is soooo funny like hell! And also Filipinos realizing our words are crazy and sounds alike with a totally different word! So funny!
"Kolorete" was actually mostly used in the century of Rizal. But now we call make up by its name like "ay-shado, lepsteck, blash-on"" like that ahhahahahh
Everyone are confused because they don't know those words even they're native. Remember, we are learning Filipino language not tagalog (mostly people living in capital) so we,'re likely to speak common and loan words. And English. We should sometimes wonder the translation of some english words we aren't know it helps.
"May Tagalog yung makeup?" I had no idea either 😂😂😂
gawa-taas po Hahaha
mismo akong lumaki sa pinas di ko ren alam.. and yung salumpuwit di ko den alam na chair pala yun
Bianca Mauricio haha nasa kanta yan na "magdalena" ni gloc9 akala ko kolorete ay pimples hindi pala haha
Samee 😂😂
Bianca Mauricio What does that mean?
Dfq I don't even know half of these words and I'm native 😂😂
same HAHAHA
+2ne1791 LOL!!
relate especially the make-up and the chair part
So why are you watching this video.Your so noob.Learn how to speak Tagalog.
Me too 😄
"Salo is catch, puwit is ass. Catch shit" hahahha
please dont U_U
AHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO.
HAHAHHAHHAHA
Ikr. 😂
I've never laughed like this my life before
Ako lang ba ang ngayon lang nalaman ang english ng gumamela?
it's not actually the english term, hibiscus is its scientific name, hibiscus rosa sinensis to be exact. my favorite fower 🌺
+Jeni San Ngayon lang din ako. hahahah
Hindi ka nagiisa.
its actually the scientific name
Jeni N hindi
"may tagalog ang makeup?" lol i love bretmannnn! ❤
i like it every time he says "uyy" "hoy"..
I don't even know most of these words and my first language is tagalog. Lol
Yah me too but English is my first language but my parents speak Tagalog all the time every day to each other so I can relate
Ify. :( Ngayon lang ako nakarinig ng kabute, etc.
Where do you guys even live? Metro Manila? Because most of these words are very common in Southern Tagalog.
ashyアシ im from mandaluyong ._. thank you very much
Grabe
Laughtrip yung sa "salumpuwit" hahahaha
tumatae hahahahha
+CandyJannah 64 haha
+Jacobeana Channel hahahaha tapos yung Pantalan "Jeans hello hindi ako bobo" hahahahahaha
+CandyJannah 64 hahahaha troo!
pantyliner? HAHAHAAHA
"Hello jeans, hindi ako bobo"
Pantalan hindi pantalon😂
Pantalan as babae Pantalon as lalake HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tawang tawa ako dun sa "may tagalog yung make up?" HAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahhaha samee
Im your 100th like lol and skl 😊
*Rants in tag a log but can't say the words in English* I love Bretman lol
Love this guy.
Also loving how Summit is stepping up its game on both TH-cam and in print.
"Hello jeans, hindi ako bobo" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAH THE AUDACITY 😂
"hoy...yung Ilocano lizard." HAHAHAHA XD.
tae tae❤
"nu Ilokano lizard" kapag Ilokano, lizard
Santo adda pay ayog na.haha
"Kolorete" - "Is it Lefty?"
Haha... Lefty is KALIWETE not KOLORETE.
LMAO.
Atleast merong "te"hahahaha
baka righty daw siya **insert lenny**
Ang kulit ni Bretman! 😂😂😂 Sana mag guest siya sa mga tv shows dito sa Philippines!
“Is there anything to do with the vagina?”😆😂
-Bretman Rock 2k16
He did this 3 years ago so its supposed to be 2k16
salumpwit (is it in vag*** area??) wtf did i heard. lmao😂😂
+Jen jen he's so funny right?
+COSMOPOLITANPH yea right. lol but i didn't heard him sayin bitch. he used to say that word tho. just wonderin x)
ayem jen
Since when did vagina become a bad word, all females have it.
More of this video pls... This is soooo funny like hell! And also Filipinos realizing our words are crazy and sounds alike with a totally different word! So funny!
Bretman is so funny and adorable guessing those tagalog words 😍
He made my night. HAHAHAHA. He look cute btw.
+Moryne Marcos He's so funny!!!
+COSMOPOLITANPH he is 😂
"hindi ako bobo" quote of the year
"Kolorete" was actually mostly used in the century of Rizal. But now we call make up by its name like "ay-shado, lepsteck, blash-on"" like that ahhahahahh
Lmaoooo
2021 and I still love Bretman, PERIODT!!!
I was laughing the entire time I'm watching this! xD
Everyone are confused because they don't know those words even they're native.
Remember, we are learning Filipino language not tagalog (mostly people living in capital) so we,'re likely to speak common and loan words. And English.
We should sometimes wonder the translation of some english words we aren't know it helps.
I relate with Bretman, I'm not doing good with my subject 'Filipino' but I'm doing great at English..now I question my nationality.
Word: *salumpuwit*
". . .salo is to catch. . . puwit is ass. . .
*CATCH SHIT!* . . ." HAHAHAHAHA 😂
:Salumpuwit
Bretman: “Diaper”
😂♥️
''Hello jeans hindi ako bobo"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HIS ACCENT IS SO CUTE
Soneful yasss
The way he said "Hoy" parang nanlalambing na pansinin na siya OMAYGAD I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH AHAHAHAHHAA
i love how the cat sound entered the video hahha lmao
lmaooo "hindi ako bobo"
"is that something to do in the vigana area?"😂😂😂
"May tagalog yung makeup"
hahahahahahahaha xD
No One:
Bretman: HOY..
"Hello jeansss~ hindi ako bobo."
Hahahahaha Panatalon kasi yown eh😂
'salumpuwit' - "diapers"
I DIED HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHHAHAHAH yung every sabi niya "huy" got me🤭😭✋😂
Thanks to Rizal's novels😊😊, I've somewhat encountered "kolorete" which reminds me of Doña Espadaña
*“Salo = Catch, Puwit = Ass, Salumpwit = CATCHASS”*
That’s very accurate.
“nu ilocono, lizard”
i cannot un-hear that HAHAHAHAHAHA
You should more of this sobrang natawa ako dito haahhaahahh😂😂
0:31 my ears must of been playing games, cos they heard "butter my hole" 😂😂 jk.. not really, but ily Bretman! 😂
Pantalan 'hello jeans" di ako bobo HHAHAHAHAHHA OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCHH
*1:35** to **1:42** made me die bc of laughing way too hard*
"Hindi ako bobo" HAHAHAHA me everytime someone corrects me even though I know it already.
“Is it- Does it have to do with the vaginal area?”
His tagalog and ilocona is really deep I don’t even know some words that he speaks and I’m a Filipino i speak Ilocono Tagalog
My friend didn't even know the word "salumpuwit" 😂 it made me kind of better that I'm a Pinay who can't speak Tagalog.
I love everytime he says HOY 🤣 I LOVE YOU BRETMAN
Im 14 and most of these I use as everyday words... Im proud
"may tagalog yung makeup?!" 😂
hilarious!
This made my day. :)
+Lara Nicole Thank you!
Hahahahahhaha nakakaloka besss "hindi ako bobo" 🤣🤣 LOL
some Tagalog is very similar to Spanish!!
Can't believe it's already three years
I didn’t know he can talk tagaloggg lol
I love how they blurred what he said tumatae but not wtf at the end jajajajajjaja
I'm literally Filipino and I don't know half of these words.
looool
"hindi ako bobo"
"shell bank!"
"huyyyyy"
hahaahahhahaa i love thiss
Y'all, 2019 and I don't know why I'm here, lmao
Ify 😂😂😂
@@chenggalvez2633 lmao, does ify mean i feel you? Cause same too 🤣
Hahaha yeah i feel you 😂😂😂
The intro already had me wheezing...
*"THONG!"*
Ghad everytime he says the word "huyyy" to the staff hahahhahahahahhaha
MAY TAGALOG YUNG MAKEUP????!!!!
(btw ginagamit nila and salitang "Salumpuwit" sa lumang filipino taon)
There should be a warning at the start of the video. Sumakit tiyan ko kakatawah! 🤣🤣🤣
is he an ilocano? HAHAHAHHAA
"Alkansya, shell bank piggy bank,anong no? Shell bank... kaya yun" hahaha!
Who else noticed he has lipstick on his teeth
I'm dying 😂😂 Magkamaganak ang potatoes and mushroom 😂
waittttt,isnt he filipino? so why he doesnt know what that mean
Elizabeth william there's so many different dialects that stem from the Philippines and he is fluent in illocano, not Tagalog.
Elizabeth william He's fluent in the Ilocano dialect, not Tagalog
he is not totally fluent in tagalog but he can speak tagalog.
because his language, Ilocano, is as different from Tagalog as French is from English
he can understand but not speak totally
however he is fluent in ilokano
he's naturally funny without trying so hard di gaya ng iba😂..love you bretman😎..
I didn't know that BRETMAN is a ILOCANOOO.
Proud Ilocano here💗.
Seems like Niel Padilla😜
"catch shit" - salumpuwet...?!?? I'm dying... 🤣😂😆
Nakakatawa. 😂 infairness nakakapagtagalog na siya.
i love how he got ugly and gross like that LMFAO I LOVE BRETMAN LOL
"They're in the same family. Potatoes and mushroon." Really Bretman Rock hahaha so witty
lmfaoo why is he so convinced that he got it right 😭😭 love the confidence
''Hello Jeans, Hindi ako bobo'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Hello,jeans...hindi ako bobo" hahaha😂
bretman speaking english is hilarious but this is another level of hilarious
i'm laughing soooo hard rn . "hello, jeans. hindi ako bobo."
"Salo is catch, puwit is ass"
Hence, Catch Shit 😂💚💜
Word: Salampuwit
Bretman: Pantiliner!
i love him saying "hoy" na para bang may pinaglalaban siya
Ang cute mag sabi ng Huuuyyyy!!!....😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA "may tagalog yung makeup?" made my daaaay 🤣
i love it when bretman speaks tagalog
What the actual fck, Bretman. You're fvcking cuuuuteee when you speak in Tagalog!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Is it just me or I'm enjoying him speak Tagalog SO MUCH! 😍😂😂
His expressions throughout this video are real moods.😂😂
Yung everytime na sinasabi niya "HOY" 😂😂
omfg Salumpuwit (chair) " does it have to do sth. with da vagina area? " Yes, absolutely right HAHHAHAHA
love watching this over and over
Pantalan lang at Kolorete di ko alam dito pero the rest alam ko. lmao nakakatuwa naman si Bret haha omg
I was laughing kasi nagagalit pa siya tas in the end mali pala siya like mapapa-"oh" ka na lang 😂
Love the way he kept saying "hello" so funny lol
HES SO CUTE WHEN HE SPEAKS HIS OWN LANGUAGE