In 8th grade, a popular boy randomly said hi to me in history class, and made some comment about about his hockey team. Excited to have something in common, I loudly exclaimed, “my favorite sports are sockey and hiccey!” 😭 We were both so embarrassed that we never tried to talk to each other again 🤣🤣
Once I was driving with my daughter in the passenger seat. She asked if she would be injured if her airbag went off. What I meant to say was: "No, because your face is way too far back" . What I actually said was: "No, because your face is way fat". She was offended for a moment, but we still laugh about it today.
I was in a video call with my boyfriend, shortly after he moved into a new home, and he was very exhausted after going back and forth to move things from his old house. We were talking about the move, and then at some point he was talking about his bed and how it didn't have fitted sheets, because he couldn't find them. Instead of "fitted sheet", he said shitted feet".
i also sent a pic of me to my gc and instead of “fit check” i sent “chick feet”. my fit wasnt that even good so it made that experience 5 times worse ❤️
When I took a theatre class way back in my college days, the teacher had us do tongue-twisters to warm up. One of my favorites was: She slit a sheet, A sheet she slit Upon the slitted Sheet she sits You can guess what happens when it doesn't get said correctly. LOL
When I was pregnant with my first son, my husband and I went to the paint shop for the baby's nursery. I guess I was excited about the prospect of being a new mom. I saw my husband at the counter and walked up and hugged him from behind...big belly and all. It was a loving embrace🥰💕...imagine my shock when my eyes and my husband's made four from across the room. 🤭 He and the lucky recipient of my PDA had a good laugh at my expense. I could only join in 🤣🤣 My son will be 21yrs old next month and I still laugh/cringe at the incident.
In middle school, we once went (as a class) all the way across campus to the town library to do research. Later that week, the teacher asked me to pick up something from the library for her. She of course meant the school library, but I left school and went ACROSS CAMPUS by myself. My classmate had to come get me like 20 mins later. I still die thinking about everyone staring at me when I got back to the classroom.
Im lying in bed while my husband is asleep and reading the posts in this video and the comments to myself and I have been about to burst a vein holding in the laughter! Literal tears streaming down my face
@@kimhohlmayer7018 Same, but with my cat and my child. Im supposed to be getting ready to take her to school, but this was all too funny to stop reading. 🤣
My husband is working from home and he's on a video call. His setup is in the lounge/dining. I'm reading (watching?!) this video on the couch with my hand clamped over my mouth trying not to shriek, and crying laughing.
Seriously, it's the middle of the night and I am laughing SO MUCH and not only am I grateful for the laughter but Also that my housemates are hard of hearing!!😂😂😂
Once in kindergarten the school had ended and I was getting late for my favorite show so I just grabbed my sister's hand without looking and speed walked the whole lane. At the end of the lane my mom called and I looked back and saw that instead of my sister I had taken the hand of a random boy of our class and literally pulled him all the way and he didn't say anything . Gotta tell you younger me kept a lot more cool than the present me xD
My name is Seth, of course, and when I was in high school, I spoke to my teacher after class. In the middle of our conversation, she called me "sex" twice. Afterward she stopped, apologized and said, "that's not on my mind."
That sounds like the basis of a family guy clip, like a guy picks up a bag and says "ah, my fart cone", and then peter says "did you mean to say something else? Like, did you accidentally say that instead of something else?" And then he pulls a big orange traffic pylon out of the bag, puts it up to his rear end and lets one rip and says "what do you mean?"
I read this out to my sibling and could hardly finish it bc I was laughing so hard. I then proceeded to read four or five others that weren’t so funny but had us both crying because we were in that mood
A couple months ago I pulled into a Taco Bell drive thru and the employee greeted me over the speaker, “Hello, welcome to Burger King, what can I get you?” I immediately looked at the signs and she quickly corrected herself, “I MEAN TACO BELL!” It’s still funny to me.
The teenage daughter of my next-door neighbor introduced herself to me by saying "My dad is Rich". I of course responded with "How nice for you" before realizing that her dad's NAME is Rich. lol
I’ve had a lot of massively embarrassing moments, but one of the best is that I once told a random woman at Michael’s “I’ll be right back”….. I was never back
you're not alone... that happens to me a lot too 😭 whenever I say to some new online friend I meet that we'll see e/o again tomorrow, I end up not going online because of unforeseen circumstances until I eventually forget only to remember and later regret on one of those sleepless nights...
I was working alone when a colleague came into the room all of a panicked rush, asking for the big First Aid Kit because Andy had really hurt himself. My only excuse is that I was a bit startled, going from working quietly to her panicking. I tried to say, "Where?" and "What?" at the same time and managed to come up with "Twot" which sounded way too close to 'Twat'. Sorry Andy mate, yeah you could be a bit of a twot but just after you chiseled your own hand wasn't the time to bring it up.
I cant help but start to listen in on conversations. I cant block it. One time I dont recall who it was but there was this therapist I was seeing as a kid. Despite most of my attempts to stay silent and not be rude I fail and wind up blurting the answer to a really heated debate on his headset. Then he just looked at me strange. Turns out he wasnt talking to anybody. He was chewing gum. And my brain had overworked trying to solve a non existant argument trying to read his lips. Not sure what happened but I got a flashback of this for some reason.
@@JasminMiettunen Sort of. Thats what I was trying to do anyway. Not really sure what it was about. I just remember it was really weird and embarssing. He didnt even have a wife.
And I hope you realise what you’ve added to the mix…grown up person, in fully silent office, biting his thumb….has anyone left you a brochure about mental health yet?
@@bilindalaw-morley161 I don’t wish to be critical, but it’s rude to assume gender. You could have used gender neutral terms here. I’m actually female. Additionally with Covid I’m one of maybe 10 people who show up to the office so no one would notice and I have severe anxiety being treated so that comment was uncalled for.
@@winrykate7773 i mean bilinda clearly didn't mean any harm by her comments? you could've just corrected your gender and moved on. and i'm also being treated for severe health anxiety but its obvious all she's saying is the image of you trying to hold in laughter around others who don't have any context as to why you're doing that would look comical/worrying. why act so offended when the op didn't mean any offence in the slightest
At the end of the school day, I was walking on the schoolyard to meet my friends from another class that I walk home with. I saw them, so I waved, and they waved back at me...you know who else waved back at me? A boy from my class, whom I had barely spoken to in my life. I had walked past him to get to my friend (he was in between us), and then my first instinct was to say "Not you!" in a sharp tone to him as I walked past 😭 I looked at him, and his was head down with shame, he wasn't talking at all. I spent the next few days reliving that moment and regretting it. The boy and I are friends now, so I think he's forgiven me, but I still hate thinking about that moment.
My mom and I went to Cracker Barrel one Sunday and the place was packed. We looked through the gift shop for a while before being seated and having a nice lunch. On our way out I noticed a clerk was restocking something I had been looking for earlier. I turned to my mom and said,” hey, Mom, that guy’s got weasel balls!” It came out much louder than I expected and everyone turned to looked at me, including the male clerk who was putting out weasel balls. (It’s a furry ball toy that spins and flips, I wanted one for my cat). I turned bright red and ran out of the place. My mom never let me forget it until she died a few years ago. I was not a child -. I was about 48!
the other day I was in my history class and this boy I know (but I didn't know knew me) randomly walked up and held his hand out to me. I assumed he was trying to get to someone behind me so I moved out of his way. he looked so confused and hurt and I turned around to realize no one was behind me. mortified, I very quickly shook his hand and said "g'day, mate" in an Australian accent, sat down, and hid my face for the rest of class.
@@RippleSora he stared at me for a couple seconds and then walked away. thankfully I just changed classes so I haven't seen him since, except we ride the same bus T_T
@@brighteyes6585 Or one of those dreadful Hallmark Christmas movies that are broadcast earlier and earlier in the year. This year they started in July.
In fourth grade my teacher sent me to another classroom on an errand. When I got there the teacher answered the door and asked me what I needed. But I didn’t know this teacher and I hated talking to strangers as a kid, so I got so anxious that I just stared at her for a minute then burst into tears.
When I was probably like 8, I was in a Barnes and noble browsing the kids book section. It had been awhile since I’d seen my mom or brothers, so I got kind of worried. I checked every aisle in the section, which would have been the only place they would have been, but couldn’t find them. So I did what any little kid would do: I went up to the help desk and told them my name and that I think my mom might have left without me. So the woman at the desk gets on the intercom, “I’ve got Dylan here at the help desk. We are looking for his parents.” And to my relief - but mostly horror - my mom pops her head out from the aisle right next to me!
I have a hoodie with a skeleton on it, youknow, the ribs are on there, the bones, the skull if you zip it all the way up. It's a wonderful warm thing, hadn't worn it for months. So, I decided to wear it again. I walked into the community-room and the neighbour tells me; My sisters baby died.' I reply; God I am so sorry to hear that. And I'm sorry for wearing this, it must look very innapropriate, I'll take it off.' She said; Nah it's okay.' And the day continued. A week later, I feel the awkward atmosphere must've cleared up. Time for my skeleton thing. I walk downstairs, and see her sitting there. "My brother died today." I put the vest on a chair, I feel a bit scared about it now, but I tell myself; "Come on, you love how warm that vest is." I wear it again, that same week. I walk in, her grandpa died. Now, I was a bit done with it all, I chose to put the vest in the cabinet. No more deaths. The next year, I hesitate. Will I wear it again? Perhaps? I'll do it, it's cold. I run downstairs, to visit the neighbourhood community and to make up for my grim appearance, I smile broadly and wave as I enter the room in my skeletonvest and shout HellooOoooOooOoo." Tearstained faces and a long silence. Other neighbourgirls mother died 5 hours ago. I cursed out loud and whispered "not again." I haven't worn it to the communityroom since then.
Omg how creepy. I'm having my electronic devices going nuts when someone dies. Everytime phone, laptop + tv or tablet won't work at the same time and do crazy things, I'll get to hear in the next few hours that someone has passed away. And the closer the relationship with the deceased person the worse it is getting. My great-grandma kept a whole postoffice busy because I needed to send a mail bit all my devices were broken. So I asked for help. And suddenly all their devices went off too. Freakiest day of my life. And of some employees.
@@Amadea27 Jeesh...you've got some relatives that like to play tricks with your electronics after they pass? That is worthy of a cinema-movie, like a true thriller one.
Train cancelled and was going to be in trouble if I was late for work again. It was very dark and pouring with rain but I saw a guy getting into a taxi and asked if I could share. We chatted all the way and despite getting some funny looks I tried to be polite...it was only when the 'driver' refused payment that I realiesed it wasnt a taxi at all and I had just pushily got into a total strangers car and made them give me a ride! 30 yrs later that still wakes me up at night!LOL
So, back around the start of COVID, I was working at Goodwill as one of the people taking and sorting the donations. I had to constantly try to enforce mask wearing and social distancing with donors, when a lot of them were quite resistant and many didn't even have masks. Occasionally, when I told people they needed to wear a mask, they would cover their mouth and nose with the neck of their shirt, and I already got WAY too much resistance in general, so I accepted the compromise. One day, a girl walked up to the donation door, catching me by surprise, and I quickly asked her if she had a mask. She said she didn't, so, naturally, I asked her if she could lift up her shirt... I still think back on this occasionally and sit in petrified horror reliving it.
When i was a kid, instead of calling my neighbour i called the child protection services instead. It even got weirder when the operator was a friend of my moms
Once I was in a small clothing shop with a friend of mine, and we had separated for a short while. I started looking at some mittens that were for sale. I picked up a pair as someone walked up behind me, so, thinking it was my friend I rubbed them on my face and said, in a playfully childish voice, "Mmmm, soft and fuzzy..." I turned around as I said that, and of course it was some random guy. My face was all kinds of red! 😂
I have two embarrassing stories: When I was four my family went to the supermarket and in the parking lot I got confused and opened a car similar to ours, and only when my parents told me to get out of it I realized my mistake. And other time I didn't have my glasses on I called a middle aged woman "Carlos" because I thought she was a friend. I'm still embarrassed.
Omg same with the car except I was like 19 or 20. It was in a busy street so I got into "our" car as fast as I could and started putting my seat belt on. Then a woman on the front seat said "hemm, nope, wrong car !". There was a COUPLE in there ! The embarassment was real.
Same thing happened to me with the car thing, my family ate in a restaurant one night and when we were done, I asked for the keys to go stay in the car, but since it was dark I didn't notice I was trying to open the wrong one, I really thought it was busted or the keys were wrong until my sister caught up to me.... It was so embarrassing considering that the owners of the car could probably see me from the restaurant
I remember being in the car when I was like, 7, waiting for my mom to get our food from our favorite restaurant (which, sadly, closed down later that year) when all of a sudden a middle aged woman opens our car door! I got a little scared and jumped back. She apologized and then left. I have another awkward embarrassing moment, but this one is EXTREMELY serious and involves animal harm, so if you aren’t a fan of that stuff, please read no more. So, I guess you ignored my warning. It still kinda hurts me to say this, even though this was around 10 years ago.. So, I was driving with my mom, when all of a sudden, a dog (a pit-mix, I think) jumped in front of our car, my mom tried braking, but it was too late.. We hit the dog. Not just hit, but run over. My mom was screaming, I was crying hysterically, my mom was talking with the owners, who had been chasing after the dog before it jumped. We had managed to get the dog out. Thank God, the dog was still alive and able to walk, but we watched as the poor dog limped home.. I can still remember the dog’s face before we hit it. I’m gonna end the comment here, before I start crying..
One time I was trying to introduce myself to someone and tried to say, "Hi Shante, I'm Iris!" but I ended up saying, "Hi, I'm Shante!", which proceeded in an awkward conversation that my name was NOT Shante. Another time, a friend's mom gave me her phone so I can call my mom. I was confused when the voice sounded different. I realized I had called the lady's mom, not my mom. I saw the word mom and automatically pressed it.
1:02 I hate those things. It really does seem like they are talking to you and then they always have the nerve to get pissy when you respond as if you routinely look at people's ears before talking
Yeah. Espically if theyre actually talking to you and those things are turned off but your brain goes hes on the phone then gets mad I dont answer. Its such a pain.
Well, at least you copy-pasted your OWN comment from another channel this time. Not mine. Or IS it yours? I see that, again, it has more likes over here. Why so thirsty for the upvotes, man? Just do you.
one of my first weeks of 8th grade I misremembered the order of my classes. I went to the gym, changed clothes, and started the warm up run before I realized I didn't recognize any of the people I was jogging with. Had to turn around, change clothes, and walk into math class 15 minutes late. Still cringe all these years later.
I was once oogling a very hot guy on a motorcycle who was riding past me, and I walked into a lamppost, I could hear him laughing all the way down the road, thank god I never saw him again XD
Once in a job interview in NYC, the first thing out of the hiring manager’s mouth was, “Hello! I’m a Mormon.” I smiled and said, “Wow! I’m a Mormon too! Wait a minute … how did you know I was a Mormon?” She took a deep breath and said, “Let’s start over. Hello. I’m Ann Moorman.” 😖 I got the job anyway.
I remember my coworkers and I were talking about shows we watched as kids and for some reason my mind latched onto the word love so when someone came through the drive thru I said "welcome to McDonald's, how may I lov- how may I help you?" I cut myself off but it was still pretty clear what I was about to say, and she was just dead silent for a solid four seconds before she started ordering
I wish wish wish the girl who thought the muffin was a hamster could read this. I scrolled down after this video and found a hamster video about a hamster named...Muffin. So it DID look like a hamster darn it!
once when i went to an amusement park when i was young saw a man just giving away some coins to 2 kids so i thought he was giving it away for free to random people so i went and asked him for coins and well since i was a kid he couldnt really just refuse so he gave me one coin after sometime only did i realise that he was the 2 kids dad ;-;
I am not an English native speaker and I almost said to my colleague that a guy wank at me, instead of winked (because drink becomes drank in the past tense, and sink becomes sank so I kept the same logic 😭) At the last second my brain saved me and told me "wait wait wait I have a feeling wank is for a different context" so I stopped talking and asked what the past tense of wink was. Everyday I am grateful for my brain for saving me 🙏
In 6th grade English class we would go around the room and read our vocabulary words, then make a sentence out of it. I have anxiety, so I counted ahead and found my word so I could make a sentence before it got to me. I don’t know what happened, but somehow I was getting a different word, so I’m panicking trying to think of a sentence. It’s almost my turn, I settle on a short sentence. It doesn’t make much sense, but my brain is in such a panic that I can’t think of anything. My word is ‘high’. I confidently say my sentence aloud, “the man was high”. The whole class bursts out laughing, I’m so confused and embarrassed. I can feel my face turning red. I intended it to mean like, the man was tall. I didn’t know anything about drugs really, so it didn’t occur to me it had another meaning. My teacher must have thought my family did drugs or something, but it was quite the opposite. I was too innocent 😅.
A week before halloween I was in a parking lot walking towards the grocery store when I saw a little kid with his mom. The kid had large bloody sores all over his face and hands and I smiled warmly, pointed and squeeled “Oh look a zombie!” Not able to make sense of what I said the kid lit up from my smile. My date, who worked in medicine, pulled me aside and whispered that the kid had a skin condition and it wasn’t a costume. I have many regrets in life, but that may be my greatest one. I hope that kid never put together what I said. His mom probably still hates me.
My being the milkman’s daughter is a big joke in my family. My brother who was a funny funny guy was telling our waitress, after she asked the occasion for our party, that we all just met 1/2 way. He said he’s from Denver, our younger sister was from Alamosa, my mom was from Co Springs and I was from the milkman. The manager was walking by and ran to the back to bust out laughing, the waitress about died laughing and the next table over as well. Technically he was sorta right, when we were kids our dad would go to his uncles house down the road and milk one of his cows and bring milk home. I had to take a screenshot and send it to my mom and sister. It’s kinda painful because we lost our funny man to cancer in November.
@@Lwah0812 I am truly sorry for your loss. From your post he sounds like a great bloke with a fantastic sense of humour. You will always miss him but as the sharpness of your grief softens these will be the stories and memories that will bring you and your family lovely reminiscences. You are in my thoughts and prayers. Take gentle care of you 🌹
@@Lwah0812 You're welcome Lea. I'm glad his son takes after him with his sense of humour. Such sweet personality traits. A type of a lovely legacy. Be gentle to yourself today and in the future. Take care 💐
I did a great job laughing while eating my lunch watching this, but at 7:03 I involuntarily spit out my apple with laughter. Spent the rest of the video trying to snort up the apple that got stuck in my sinus. This video made my day!
I used to have blackouts as a child. One day I came to while sitting in the hallway at school. I was laughing for some reason and I think the teacher said I wasn't being nice or something like that. Sitting on the other side of the hall was a boy who was red in the face and embarrassed. Apparently he farted and I, being the ten year old that I was, laughed because of it. Since I didn't initially know what was happening I just kept laughing because I didn't want to seen weird. Good times. Good times.
😂 the other day my sis, mom and I were having a conversation as we cleaned the kitchen about child discipline and was on the topic of “spanking” (my sis and I were joking around as well on the topic) Anyways my mom was looking at the air fryer and noticed the rack inside was dirty. She tries to tell my sis, “hey you forgot to clean this, or I wish you cleaned this, but instead she proceeded to say “I wish someone could spank me.” My mom and I busted out laughing for a few minutes, my sister asking us what was so funny, only making us laugh even more. 😂 not sure how my mom manages to say the weirdest stuff on accident, but it’s always an enjoyable laugh
Is this embarrassing confession time? Here’s mine: While working in the military, one day I was being given a new task and replied to my (female) superior “Yes Ma’am.” Unfortunately I had been watching way too much BBC at the time (Colin Firth Pride and Prejudice *swoon*) and that must have infected my brain, because I pronounced it with a pseudo-British accent without intending to… In the end, what it sounded like I said to her was “Yes Mom”. The weird look she gave me………… 🤦♀️
In high school, I accidentally called a teacher Mom. Followed by blushing. Then followed by doing it on purpose and not giving a f. I even do it now as an a adult just for fun.
My wife has provided so many of these wonderfully embarrassing moments. We were driving and talking about things we would have done differently and she says " Well, you know, hindsight is 50/50". I had to pull over. We were talking about someone who didn't display a wealth of intellect and she says "I don't think he's the sharpest oar in the boat". They love her at her work as well. She is an Occupational Therapist. She often displays creative spelling in her notes like when she wrote "Helped patient don and doff shit" instead of shirt, "patient made porno in the kitchen" instead of popcorn, and my personal favorite "gave patient a genital message with good results" instead of gentle. It's been a 30 year adventure.
Please relay my gratitude to your wife: I have to steal "isn't the sharpest oar in the boat". And "hindsight is 50/50" is ... technically fine. As 10/10 or any X/X would be. But the implication of random chance is just enough to make it _sound_ subtly deep. Kudos to Mrs Malaprop on that one, too.
The amount of times I followed random people around stores thinking they were my mother is hilarious. I wonder if one turned around and didn’t say anything.
I was a frazzled young mom trying to get my rambling brood to the checkout at the discount warehouse. Put a hand on the 6 year old blond head nearest me and said, "Let's go, please!" We got to the end of a very long aisle before the kiddo looked up--and wasn't one of mine!! Managed to return them and locate my own before anyone accused me of kidnapping! 😂
When a stranger smiles and says hi to you so you smile and say hi back, then you realize they were saying hi to the person directly behind you. So very uncomfortable!
Me and my fiance were eating at Zaxby's. A worker brought us our food and said "enjoy your food". My fiance says "you too". I couldn't stop laughing the entire time we were there. We are always saying things backwards or conjoining two words together by accident.
One time I pulled into a grocery store parking lot, almost picked one parking space on one row but decide to park in a row closer. I went into the store, bought groceries, walk out to the parking lot and do a double-take. There was a car in the same make, model, and purple color parked in the row I almost parked on. I laugh a little, walk to my car on the adjacent row, and open the trunk to start putting my groceries in. I turn back to grab a bag from my cart, but the bag in my trunk, lift my eyes, and meet the bewildered face of a large, bearded man who is staring at me through my car from the rear door he opened. I am shocked and glance over to see his wife begin to load their baby into my car from the other rear door. I guess what is happening and blurt, "Yo-your car is over there!" and point out their car, heart still racing. The wife registers that the car is different, we all exchange quick embarrassed exit pleasantries, and they were on their way. They almost ran, they were out of there in about 5 seconds. Of course, after I finished loading my groceries I had to check that I was actually in my car 😂
Anyone have that awkward moment where someone is waving at you and you wave back to be polite only to realize it was towards someone behind you?.... Yeah I had that and the two quickly met up and laughed at me as they walked away... Nearly 35 years and I still cringed at the memory. Kids can be absolute savages.
When i was younger i was at a market in the summer time, i was around what? 5 or 6? It was really busy and i couldnt see my parents (they werent that far up ahead dw) and when i thought i saw my dad i ran up and hugged him. It wasnt my dad. It was a random man that was wearing the same colour shirt as my dad and he just turned around and looked at me it was so embarrassing 😭 it still haunts me to this day
I did something like that before. I was in kindergarten and it was time to go home. There was a section where the parents would wait for their kids. I saw my mom and had the amazing idea to try to walk up and hug her with my eyes closed. I ended up hugging a random lady and when I opened my eyes i looked at her in horror and ran to my mom. The rest of the parents laughed at me.
8:47 reminds me of the time I walked into the break room at work and a 9 months pregnant coworker was sitting at the table with her husband looking a little down and I, thinking I was livening the mood, stupidly said “hey guys! How’s it going? Still pregnant?” And she said “No, the baby was stillborn.” I’ve never felt worse in my life. 😩
I was in high school & went to a sports tournament at a park with some friends. I sat on the bleachers watching volleyball when this guy from across the court kept yelling to "come over here" for the longest time. I looked around & no one got up & I swore he was talking to me so I got up & walked over to him. We both stood there in awkward silence... Lol I forgot what happened after that but glad I forgot lol don't want to remember how embarrassing that was 😅
Back when I was In school this girl I had a crush on cheered me on and I finished my laps in PE in first place. The next day I went to talk with her and she didn't know why i was talking to her, turns out her cheering me on was just a really vivid dream and I the shy quiet kid started talking with her like we were best friends. I would like to say we started dating but she didn't like me at all(I was shy and quiet and she was the popular girl who was always going to/throwing a party).
My (adult) kid and I have a great relationship, with lots of ribbing and back-and-forth. So I walked up to them one day at the supermarket and put my arm through theirs and said "hurry up and pick, bitch" and the shocked middle-aged man I had grabbed looked at me, startled, and I said "Sorry! I thought you were my kid!" This did not endear me further. I wish I could say this is the first time something like this has happened to me. It's not.
You cut and pasted my comment ON MY OWN EXPERIENCE from your channel and now have more likes for it than the original has over there. I would have no words, but actually, I do. Exactly four. Never. Watching. You. Again. edit: Actually, it was on Daily Humour. Is that one of yours? I thought you were independent, not part of a conglomerate? Whatever you are, "desperate" is one word that describes you, I think 😕
The "do you want this in a bag" is extremely relatable for me. I get into a habit of asking customers these questions, and when they come with a huge case of water and that's it, I get a few weird stares when I ask about bags, only to realize a few seconds later what I said.
Thank you! I laughed out loud so many times that I was afraid to drink anything for fear of spitting on the keyboard/screen! I was in the men's restroom replacing the soap when my favorite professor walked in. We said hi and he went into a stall. I left the soap and walked out.
Maybe I'm too Canadian, but here people are really understanding if you say something stupid at a register. Like bagging a kayak of fumbling with your words, or asking the same question 2 or more times. People just laugh and say things along the line of "tired? Yeah, me too"
A few weeks ago a classmate said, "hey where did you get your shoes? They look like Yeezys" and I thought he was talking to me and I said "no they're just regular shoes from the thrift shop" and stuck my feet out, and everyone gave me a weird look. He was talking to the girl beside me 😭
So, in, I want to say, 1994, in Greenville North Carolina, I went to the one and only star trek convention I have been to in my life, and Majel Barrett, the now dead widow of Gene Roddenberry, was there as the guest of honor. There was a question and answer session, and I wanted to know the meaning of the "warp" numbers. Like warp 1 is the speed of light, but how fast is warp 2, how fast is warp 3, etcetera, I knew it wasn't 2 or 3 times the speed of light since they couldn't get to other star systems in hours if they were only going 9 times the speed of light when they were going at warp 9. But of course I was trying to be courteous and be concise and not waste everyone's time by explaining all this, so when I actually got called on to ask my question, I said "How does the warp system work?" Her answer was "Magic!" And the entire rest of the room erupted into laughter and applause, and everyone else thought I was one of those nutcases that thinks Star Trek isn't fiction.
In 2019 I went to Barcelona with my girlfriend, and we were on a very busy beach, so I was wary of thieves. We were in the water at one point, and I saw someone opening my bag from afar. I panicked, so I ran towards the beach, screaming "HEY". Then I suddenly saw my true bag. The guy was searching his own bag. Ashamed, I just dove into the water, swam underwater for a minute and emerged far away.
to add to the very long list. I once worked for a popular theme park in entertainment. We did events away from the theme park and when we do, we have certain 'green room' requirements. water, a small snack, a private space. This particular event was in a pleasant park and the event coordinator arranged for us to change into our costumes at a private home (you already see where this is going, yes) but our contact person was a fun loving fellow and went right up to this door and knocked and when they opened it Announced very loudly "Hi we are the world famous [theme park] entertainment. We are supposed to change here." They welcome us, let us in..give us a private room.. and our contact person says "what about the snacks and water??" and they hustled off and brought us cut up veggies on a tray and a pitcher of water with glasses. We did two sets in the park for the event before the actually person we were supposed to be staying with came up and asked us where we had been changing........ under the embarrassment, I still have such respect for those friendly people we stayed with..who just welcomed us right in.
I was on a field trip in high school and we stopped at taco bell. After I ordered the lady working asked for my name to put on the order. For some reason my brain interpreted that as "would you like anything else with that?" So I said "No" of course. She looks at me completely confused and asks me to repeat. I again say "no". She shrugs her shoulders and moves on to the next person. Time goes by and the lady comes out with my order. "NO?" she shouts through the restaurant. Everyone their starts to laugh a little including me because I didn't realize it was actually my order. I stand there for like 15 minutes waiting for my food and I notice everyone behind me is getting their food when I didn't and the "no" bag still hasn't been claimed. I cautiously look into the bag and low and behold ITS MY ORDER! What's worse is some of my classmates heard me say "no" earlier AND NO ONE SAID A GODDAMN THING!
About 25 years ago my best friend was visiting me at work when there was an accident involving a motorcycle in front of my work. We were talking outside and a woman drove up and asked how the motorcyclist was. I said, "oh, he's toast. They hauled him away." She yelled "Oh my God, that's my son!" I quickly stammered out that I meant the bike was toast and he was fine, but it was too late. 25 years later my friend still says "he's toast."
My minister called me about ten days ago, and I, just waking up from a nap, answered the phone with "Hello Mr. X, this is (my name)." He laughed so hard, he couldn't talk for a couple minutes.
It's raining, I do some errands at the post office while my husband is waiting for me in his white car. I run back, hop in the car and tell him "let's go". He looks at me and answer "who are you?". Why on earth all the cars are white?
So, it was a fun fair and I went to enjoy it alone. I was just going around and saw my bestie, bent down rummaging through some toys of a vendor whose shop was nothing but toys displayed on some cloth on ground. Seeing my bestie from behind, I went to her and slapped her back hard with evil grin to wait to see her reaction. To my horror, girl turned out to be someone else. As she was trying to figure out who hit her that hard, I slowly and embarrassingly saved myself by moving along with crowd enjoying the fun fair. Never have I tried to do any such prank afterwards.
I DID THIS, too. I was 17, on a student trip at a famous zoo, where my girlfriends and I were in a long line at one of the attractions. I suddenly "recognized" the tall man in front of us as one of the playful parent-chaperones who had been teasing us earlier, and here was opportunity for payback, with a mighty surprise WHACK on his back. Oh the look in his eyes when he swung around, and all I could squeak was a mortified apology. And we had to keep standing in line behind him and his shocked wife. Awkward.
Thank you, everybody, for sharing these painful moments. You're giving comfort to so many people, letting us know that we're not the only one. Also, I haven't laughed this hard at someting in a long time. Thanks for the ROFL! 😂
I was once at a party about a decade ago (and about 8 pints in). I told a rando guy I was chatting to a "dead baby" joke. He didn't laugh, gave me a look and just walked off. Not everyone's humour I supposed... until my wife pulled me aside and told me that his sister had recently miscarried.
One time my friend and I had went to some indoors playground. We had been walking through the entrance, and then my hand started getting sore from holding my mom’s hand. I let go of it for 10 seconds and held her hand again. After a little I wanted to ask my mom a question and said “mom” when I looked up it was my friend’s mom. I let go of her hand and ran to my mother. Completely forgot what I wanted to ask.
i worked at a cafe for like 2 decades. i always tried to change my greetings, and interactions to sound genuine and prevent myself going crazy. but.... once i was asked to fill a womens to go cup with hot water "sure, can you just take your top off? I'm not allowed to touch-" i descended behind the bar in embarassment.
i have 2 embarassing stories one time when i was five, i was going to greece with my parents, and on our way we stopped by at a gas station. i was playing in a nearby playground, and then my dad called me. while i was running to the car, i saw a woman who looked like my mom. i hugged her and asked her "mommy, did you buy me any candy in the shop"? turns out she wasn't even from my country💀 now, the second one. a few months ago in class, we had to get grades by answering questions. my friend who was sitting next to me was really struggling, so i put on my mask (as we need to bring them to school) and i started telling her the answers. and then, the teacher said "you can take off your mask so that your friend can hear the answers better". luckily, he's not strict so i didn't get scolded or anything, but i was so embarassed.
Waiting at the bus stop, some guy arrives Him: "Where are you headed?" 🙂 Me, confused: "Uni?"😕 Him, oblivious to me being uncomfortable: "cool, what do you study?"😀 Me, panicking: "Chinese?"😕 Him, "oh cool, what got you into that?"😃 Me, realising he can't read the mood, finally looks at him: "do we have to make conversation?"😩 Him, shocked and embarrassed: " Oh, I guess not..."😟 Me, feeling like a total bitch, wondering how I could have possibly worded that worse 😬 Us waiting for the bus: 😐 😐
Several years ago, my dad used to work Saturdays and the rest of the family would meet him at Noodles and Company. My mom would usually take us on errands when we were finished, and on this particular occasion we needed to go to Dick’s Sporting Goods. My youngest brother, probably 5 at the time, hears this and shouts, in the middle of the restaurant, “Oh!!! I love dicks!”
4:33 I had a friend who came for a very important dog sport competition one day, 2 hours drive from her home... and then she realized she forgot her dog in the backyard. She was lucky her husband was home and realized she forgot the dog and arrived few minutes later with the dog on the back set LOL.
When I was in High school, I started talking to a guy on FB from a year below me and we really clicked. I wouldn’t really see him around until one day before class. I went straight up to him, got quite close and called him by his name to what he replied “uh, no”. I realised it was just someone that looked like him so I said sorry and left 😂 how embarrassing
I was passing through a group of boys at school and one of them said "good evening". I told him "good evening" back. It was morning. Anyways imma go and rethink my life choices
I was a guest at this one home which had a 15 ft Christmas tree, when someone said hi to me, I still being mesmerized by the tree, accidentally blurted out "I'm (husband's name here)'s husband!" I realized my error and walked away sheepishly to get a drink and some food to keep from talking for the rest of the night... 😖 cheers! LOL
One time in high school i was elected as the house leader and i had to tell the class about the things i will do as the leader. Instead of saying " il make sure all the boys in the class didnt grow their hair long" ( cuz it was not allowed in my school) i said " il make sure the boys didnt grow their head" It took me a while to realise and i stopped speaking after that
I’d ordered a taxi from the railway station to my home. I hadn’t been taking much notice of the cab or my surroundings until about 10 minutes into the journey I mentioned to the driver that it looked as if there’d been a power cut. Everything looked dark. Amused, the driver pressed a button and the back windows went down. Power cut over.......they were TINTED windows!!!!!! 😩
I was talking to a manager at a place where I work occasionally and he asked me if I was available for a shift the following week but it was autocorrected to 'sh*t' hahahaha, I suppose it was embarrassing for him but I replied like I didn't notice for the sake of being professional and he didn't address it either, he was either very embarrassed or he just didn't notice but I had a good laugh🤣
Had a job once, one of the guys there, assistant director, was a...dweeb. Nice enough guy, just, total dweeb. One of my co-workers said once "hey, there's that guy's wife", and without missing a beat, I replied "someone married him? what, is she blind!?". Turned around, she had the cane and dark glasses 😮 Co-workers all lost it😅
In 8th grade, a popular boy randomly said hi to me in history class, and made some comment about about his hockey team. Excited to have something in common, I loudly exclaimed, “my favorite sports are sockey and hiccey!” 😭 We were both so embarrassed that we never tried to talk to each other again 🤣🤣
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LOL. I know you were trying to say hockey, but what was the second thing you were trying to say?
@@joelblake5310 most likely "soccer and hockey"
I would pass away on the spot.. This is why I don’t talk to people..
lol
Once I was driving with my daughter in the passenger seat. She asked if she would be injured if her airbag went off.
What I meant to say was: "No, because your face is way too far back" . What I actually said was: "No, because your face is way fat".
She was offended for a moment, but we still laugh about it today.
Mggfg
You little piece of
I can’t stop laughing
help
"Way fat" 😭😭
I love this so much.
@Danganronpa_Obsessed #roadto20
hello fellow danganronpa fan
I was in a video call with my boyfriend, shortly after he moved into a new home, and he was very exhausted after going back and forth to move things from his old house. We were talking about the move, and then at some point he was talking about his bed and how it didn't have fitted sheets, because he couldn't find them. Instead of "fitted sheet", he said shitted feet".
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Oh noooo
I’m laughing so hard I can’t open my eyes because I can’t stop laughing!
i also sent a pic of me to my gc and instead of “fit check” i sent “chick feet”. my fit wasnt that even good so it made that experience 5 times worse ❤️
When I took a theatre class way back in my college days, the teacher had us do tongue-twisters to warm up. One of my favorites was:
She slit a sheet,
A sheet she slit
Upon the slitted
Sheet she sits
You can guess what happens when it doesn't get said correctly. LOL
When I was pregnant with my first son, my husband and I went to the paint shop for the baby's nursery.
I guess I was excited about the prospect of being a new mom.
I saw my husband at the counter and walked up and hugged him from behind...big belly and all. It was a loving embrace🥰💕...imagine my shock when my eyes and my husband's made four from across the room. 🤭 He and the lucky recipient of my PDA had a good laugh at my expense. I could only join in 🤣🤣 My son will be 21yrs old next month and I still laugh/cringe at the incident.
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Are you a Caribbean person??? I've only ever heard "our eyes made four" locally although it must be a international phrase
Do that the other way around and the man would have had an harassment lawsuit.
In middle school, we once went (as a class) all the way across campus to the town library to do research. Later that week, the teacher asked me to pick up something from the library for her. She of course meant the school library, but I left school and went ACROSS CAMPUS by myself. My classmate had to come get me like 20 mins later. I still die thinking about everyone staring at me when I got back to the classroom.
Oh lord!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im lying in bed while my husband is asleep and reading the posts in this video and the comments to myself and I have been about to burst a vein holding in the laughter! Literal tears streaming down my face
My dog is watching me and wondering why I am making these strange, loud shrieking noises.
@@kimhohlmayer7018 Same, but with my cat and my child. Im supposed to be getting ready to take her to school, but this was all too funny to stop reading. 🤣
@@ti9erlilly best way to start the day!
@@kimhohlmayer7018 Absolutely!! 😂
My husband is working from home and he's on a video call. His setup is in the lounge/dining. I'm reading (watching?!) this video on the couch with my hand clamped over my mouth trying not to shriek, and crying laughing.
I am sooooo glad I'm not the only awkward one out there! These have me cracking up so hard. Thanks everybody for the laughs!
Seriously, it's the middle of the night and I am laughing SO MUCH and not only am I grateful for the laughter but Also that my housemates are hard of hearing!!😂😂😂
Once in kindergarten the school had ended and I was getting late for my favorite show so I just grabbed my sister's hand without looking and speed walked the whole lane. At the end of the lane my mom called and I looked back and saw that instead of my sister I had taken the hand of a random boy of our class and literally pulled him all the way and he didn't say anything . Gotta tell you younger me kept a lot more cool than the present me xD
Wha- what did the boy think?! Lol Was he just giving in peacefully or what?! 🤣😭
is this straight out of a kdrama lol
Honestly, I was so shy as a kid that I probably wouldn’t have said anything either. I’d just be confused 🤣
The boy didn't say anything but our moms sure had a laugh
Omg 😭
My name is Seth, of course, and when I was in high school, I spoke to my teacher after class. In the middle of our conversation, she called me "sex" twice. Afterward she stopped, apologized and said, "that's not on my mind."
"And I'll testify under oath that it was *not* a Freudian slip!"
I've seen "ah, my fart cone" at least a dozen times already, and it still cracks me up so bad that I had to pause the video XD
That one and "QUACK" had me in stitches. 🤣
That sounds like the basis of a family guy clip, like a guy picks up a bag and says "ah, my fart cone", and then peter says "did you mean to say something else? Like, did you accidentally say that instead of something else?" And then he pulls a big orange traffic pylon out of the bag, puts it up to his rear end and lets one rip and says "what do you mean?"
@@ti9erlilly YES 🤣😂
I read this out to my sibling and could hardly finish it bc I was laughing so hard. I then proceeded to read four or five others that weren’t so funny but had us both crying because we were in that mood
A couple months ago I pulled into a Taco Bell drive thru and the employee greeted me over the speaker, “Hello, welcome to Burger King, what can I get you?” I immediately looked at the signs and she quickly corrected herself, “I MEAN TACO BELL!”
It’s still funny to me.
Tbh the “I’m Christian” thing has gotten me before, too. Took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out why he was telling me that
Sometimes, they really are telling you that. Usually, they lead in with a question, but hey, it's possible.
My friend Gaye had a similar problem....
@@earlgreyt123 HAHAHHA, thats actually golden
The teenage daughter of my next-door neighbor introduced herself to me by saying "My dad is Rich". I of course responded with "How nice for you" before realizing that her dad's NAME is Rich. lol
I’ve had a lot of massively embarrassing moments, but one of the best is that I once told a random woman at Michael’s “I’ll be right back”….. I was never back
you're not alone... that happens to me a lot too 😭 whenever I say to some new online friend I meet that we'll see e/o again tomorrow, I end up not going online because of unforeseen circumstances until I eventually forget only to remember and later regret on one of those sleepless nights...
@@weneedmoreconsideratepeopl4006 o
I was working alone when a colleague came into the room all of a panicked rush, asking for the big First Aid Kit because Andy had really hurt himself. My only excuse is that I was a bit startled, going from working quietly to her panicking. I tried to say, "Where?" and "What?" at the same time and managed to come up with "Twot" which sounded way too close to 'Twat'.
Sorry Andy mate, yeah you could be a bit of a twot but just after you chiseled your own hand wasn't the time to bring it up.
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I'm trying to figure out how someone accidentally chisels their own hand?
@@venn7257 Improper gouging technique. He tried to finish a job the lazy way.
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I cant help but start to listen in on conversations. I cant block it. One time I dont recall who it was but there was this therapist I was seeing as a kid. Despite most of my attempts to stay silent and not be rude I fail and wind up blurting the answer to a really heated debate on his headset. Then he just looked at me strange.
Turns out he wasnt talking to anybody. He was chewing gum. And my brain had overworked trying to solve a non existant argument trying to read his lips.
Not sure what happened but I got a flashback of this for some reason.
woah... that's a serious case of auditory hallucination 😮 either that or you got a glimpse at another dimension where there was an argument...
Do you read lips, or..?
Also, what was the argument about? lmao
@@JasminMiettunen Sort of. Thats what I was trying to do anyway. Not really sure what it was about. I just remember it was really weird and embarssing. He didnt even have a wife.
Watching this whole at work in a silent office is so hard. Oh man. I had to bite my thumb to not bust out laughing.
Go back to work now.
Yes, but don’t you feel soooo much better about yourself? No? Just me? Okay, I’m just going to…umm…exit over there? I’ll see myself out
And I hope you realise what you’ve added to the mix…grown up person, in fully silent office, biting his thumb….has anyone left you a brochure about mental health yet?
@@bilindalaw-morley161 I don’t wish to be critical, but it’s rude to assume gender. You could have used gender neutral terms here. I’m actually female. Additionally with Covid I’m one of maybe 10 people who show up to the office so no one would notice and I have severe anxiety being treated so that comment was uncalled for.
@@winrykate7773 i mean bilinda clearly didn't mean any harm by her comments? you could've just corrected your gender and moved on. and i'm also being treated for severe health anxiety but its obvious all she's saying is the image of you trying to hold in laughter around others who don't have any context as to why you're doing that would look comical/worrying. why act so offended when the op didn't mean any offence in the slightest
7:28 That 5 year old handled the situation better than the adults, how inspiring.
At the end of the school day, I was walking on the schoolyard to meet my friends from another class that I walk home with. I saw them, so I waved, and they waved back at me...you know who else waved back at me? A boy from my class, whom I had barely spoken to in my life. I had walked past him to get to my friend (he was in between us), and then my first instinct was to say "Not you!" in a sharp tone to him as I walked past 😭
I looked at him, and his was head down with shame, he wasn't talking at all.
I spent the next few days reliving that moment and regretting it.
The boy and I are friends now, so I think he's forgiven me, but I still hate thinking about that moment.
My mom and I went to Cracker Barrel one Sunday and the place was packed. We looked through the gift shop for a while before being seated and having a nice lunch. On our way out I noticed a clerk was restocking something I had been looking for earlier. I turned to my mom and said,” hey, Mom, that guy’s got weasel balls!” It came out much louder than I expected and everyone turned to looked at me, including the male clerk who was putting out weasel balls. (It’s a furry ball toy that spins and flips, I wanted one for my cat). I turned bright red and ran out of the place. My mom never let me forget it until she died a few years ago. I was not a child -. I was about 48!
I almost spit coffee all over my tablet! 😂🤣
Ha! That's right up there with that SNL bit about the "Shvetty Ball" pastries :)
I just burst out laughing and scared my cat off my lap. 😅
the other day I was in my history class and this boy I know (but I didn't know knew me) randomly walked up and held his hand out to me. I assumed he was trying to get to someone behind me so I moved out of his way. he looked so confused and hurt and I turned around to realize no one was behind me. mortified, I very quickly shook his hand and said "g'day, mate" in an Australian accent, sat down, and hid my face for the rest of class.
How did he react? o_o
@@RippleSora he stared at me for a couple seconds and then walked away. thankfully I just changed classes so I haven't seen him since, except we ride the same bus T_T
Would be funny if you’re going to sit next to him and say ‘g’day mate, sorry ‘bout last time. How you doing?’ and watch his reaction xD
@@cecillewolters1995 you know, I should've
@@astral_childd25 Lesson for the future maybe, don't linger in the past too long and focus on the moment ;)
Honestly the tinder one at the airport sounds like the beginning of a beautiful love story. Or a funny one. Or both 😅
LOL Netflix romcom... 💖
I took notes from that one ahaha
@@brighteyes6585 Or one of those dreadful Hallmark Christmas movies that are broadcast earlier and earlier in the year. This year they started in July.
In fourth grade my teacher sent me to another classroom on an errand. When I got there the teacher answered the door and asked me what I needed. But I didn’t know this teacher and I hated talking to strangers as a kid, so I got so anxious that I just stared at her for a minute then burst into tears.
❤️🤗
When I was probably like 8, I was in a Barnes and noble browsing the kids book section. It had been awhile since I’d seen my mom or brothers, so I got kind of worried. I checked every aisle in the section, which would have been the only place they would have been, but couldn’t find them.
So I did what any little kid would do: I went up to the help desk and told them my name and that I think my mom might have left without me. So the woman at the desk gets on the intercom, “I’ve got Dylan here at the help desk. We are looking for his parents.”
And to my relief - but mostly horror - my mom pops her head out from the aisle right next to me!
I know you felt silly, but that is exactly how we all HOPE those moments turn out! ❤
My son did that to me at Toys R Us. I was 5 feet from him. 😂
I have a hoodie with a skeleton on it, youknow, the ribs are on there, the bones, the skull if you zip it all the way up.
It's a wonderful warm thing, hadn't worn it for months. So, I decided to wear it again.
I walked into the community-room and the neighbour tells me; My sisters baby died.'
I reply; God I am so sorry to hear that. And I'm sorry for wearing this, it must look very innapropriate, I'll take it off.'
She said; Nah it's okay.' And the day continued.
A week later, I feel the awkward atmosphere must've cleared up. Time for my skeleton thing.
I walk downstairs, and see her sitting there. "My brother died today."
I put the vest on a chair, I feel a bit scared about it now, but I tell myself; "Come on, you love how warm that vest is."
I wear it again, that same week. I walk in, her grandpa died.
Now, I was a bit done with it all, I chose to put the vest in the cabinet. No more deaths.
The next year, I hesitate. Will I wear it again? Perhaps? I'll do it, it's cold.
I run downstairs, to visit the neighbourhood community and to make up for my grim appearance, I smile broadly and wave as I enter the room in my skeletonvest and shout HellooOoooOooOoo."
Tearstained faces and a long silence. Other neighbourgirls mother died 5 hours ago. I cursed out loud and whispered "not again."
I haven't worn it to the communityroom since then.
Your vest is cursed!!
Omg how creepy. I'm having my electronic devices going nuts when someone dies. Everytime phone, laptop + tv or tablet won't work at the same time and do crazy things, I'll get to hear in the next few hours that someone has passed away. And the closer the relationship with the deceased person the worse it is getting.
My great-grandma kept a whole postoffice busy because I needed to send a mail bit all my devices were broken. So I asked for help. And suddenly all their devices went off too. Freakiest day of my life. And of some employees.
@@Amadea27 Jeesh...you've got some relatives that like to play tricks with your electronics after they pass? That is worthy of a cinema-movie, like a true thriller one.
@@madoldbatwoman But it's oh so warm!
@@Widdekuu91 Yeah, the wicked side of me can see how that would be a tough call.
Train cancelled and was going to be in trouble if I was late for work again. It was very dark and pouring with rain but I saw a guy getting into a taxi and asked if I could share. We chatted all the way and despite getting some funny looks I tried to be polite...it was only when the 'driver' refused payment that I realiesed it wasnt a taxi at all and I had just pushily got into a total strangers car and made them give me a ride!
30 yrs later that still wakes me up at night!LOL
Honestly, you're a legend.
So, back around the start of COVID, I was working at Goodwill as one of the people taking and sorting the donations. I had to constantly try to enforce mask wearing and social distancing with donors, when a lot of them were quite resistant and many didn't even have masks. Occasionally, when I told people they needed to wear a mask, they would cover their mouth and nose with the neck of their shirt, and I already got WAY too much resistance in general, so I accepted the compromise.
One day, a girl walked up to the donation door, catching me by surprise, and I quickly asked her if she had a mask. She said she didn't, so, naturally, I asked her if she could lift up her shirt...
I still think back on this occasionally and sit in petrified horror reliving it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 one of the best
When i was a kid, instead of calling my neighbour i called the child protection services instead. It even got weirder when the operator was a friend of my moms
Oof that reminds me of a time when I was playing with my dad’s phone when I was like 5-6 and accidentally called 911 XD
Once I was in a small clothing shop with a friend of mine, and we had separated for a short while. I started looking at some mittens that were for sale. I picked up a pair as someone walked up behind me, so, thinking it was my friend I rubbed them on my face and said, in a playfully childish voice, "Mmmm, soft and fuzzy..." I turned around as I said that, and of course it was some random guy. My face was all kinds of red! 😂
I have two embarrassing stories:
When I was four my family went to the supermarket and in the parking lot I got confused and opened a car similar to ours, and only when my parents told me to get out of it I realized my mistake.
And other time I didn't have my glasses on I called a middle aged woman "Carlos" because I thought she was a friend.
I'm still embarrassed.
I’m sixty. My most recent effort of getting in the wrong car was two weeks ago. Not my *only* attempt..my *most* *recent* attempt
Omg same with the car except I was like 19 or 20. It was in a busy street so I got into "our" car as fast as I could and started putting my seat belt on. Then a woman on the front seat said "hemm, nope, wrong car !". There was a COUPLE in there ! The embarassment was real.
I'm glad I'm not the only one
Same thing happened to me with the car thing, my family ate in a restaurant one night and when we were done, I asked for the keys to go stay in the car, but since it was dark I didn't notice I was trying to open the wrong one, I really thought it was busted or the keys were wrong until my sister caught up to me....
It was so embarrassing considering that the owners of the car could probably see me from the restaurant
I remember being in the car when I was like, 7, waiting for my mom to get our food from our favorite restaurant (which, sadly, closed down later that year) when all of a sudden a middle aged woman opens our car door! I got a little scared and jumped back. She apologized and then left.
I have another awkward embarrassing moment, but this one is EXTREMELY serious and involves animal harm, so if you aren’t a fan of that stuff, please read no more.
So, I guess you ignored my warning. It still kinda hurts me to say this, even though this was around 10 years ago.. So, I was driving with my mom, when all of a sudden, a dog (a pit-mix, I think) jumped in front of our car, my mom tried braking, but it was too late.. We hit the dog. Not just hit, but run over. My mom was screaming, I was crying hysterically, my mom was talking with the owners, who had been chasing after the dog before it jumped. We had managed to get the dog out. Thank God, the dog was still alive and able to walk, but we watched as the poor dog limped home.. I can still remember the dog’s face before we hit it. I’m gonna end the comment here, before I start crying..
I cannot even begin to acknowledge how much better about myself I feel whilst reading these
One time I was trying to introduce myself to someone and tried to say, "Hi Shante, I'm Iris!" but I ended up saying, "Hi, I'm Shante!", which proceeded in an awkward conversation that my name was NOT Shante.
Another time, a friend's mom gave me her phone so I can call my mom. I was confused when the voice sounded different. I realized I had called the lady's mom, not my mom. I saw the word mom and automatically pressed it.
I meannnn- they probably understood, right?
This was about to happen to me today
This one got me for some reason 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kellherman Wdym
This one was hysterical.
Now, THESE I actually believe. Those embarrassing moments in life, that happen to everyone. And no “clapping” involved lol.👍 Fun.
6:25 there's literally an "and everyone started clapping" right here
1:02 I hate those things. It really does seem like they are talking to you and then they always have the nerve to get pissy when you respond as if you routinely look at people's ears before talking
Yeah. Espically if theyre actually talking to you and those things are turned off but your brain goes hes on the phone then gets mad I dont answer. Its such a pain.
Well, at least you copy-pasted your OWN comment from another channel this time. Not mine.
Or IS it yours? I see that, again, it has more likes over here.
Why so thirsty for the upvotes, man? Just do you.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ???
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Upvotes dont matter. Let Karma serve its course if this is the case. Thats what I do.
@@shadowzeraora7459 Fair 😕
they pinched my own personal experience comment for another comment post, though - that was just sad 😞
one of my first weeks of 8th grade I misremembered the order of my classes. I went to the gym, changed clothes, and started the warm up run before I realized I didn't recognize any of the people I was jogging with. Had to turn around, change clothes, and walk into math class 15 minutes late. Still cringe all these years later.
I was once oogling a very hot guy on a motorcycle who was riding past me, and I walked into a lamppost, I could hear him laughing all the way down the road, thank god I never saw him again XD
Once in a job interview in NYC, the first thing out of the hiring manager’s mouth was, “Hello! I’m a Mormon.” I smiled and said, “Wow! I’m a Mormon too! Wait a minute … how did you know I was a Mormon?”
She took a deep breath and said, “Let’s start over. Hello. I’m Ann Moorman.”
😖
I got the job anyway.
0:40 that is like when the waiter says "enjoy your meal" and I say "Thanks, you aswell" 😅 I just laugh it off. 🤷🏼♀️
I remember my coworkers and I were talking about shows we watched as kids and for some reason my mind latched onto the word love so when someone came through the drive thru I said "welcome to McDonald's, how may I lov- how may I help you?" I cut myself off but it was still pretty clear what I was about to say, and she was just dead silent for a solid four seconds before she started ordering
Eh, no one can understand a word you say on those drive-thru speakers anyway.
I wish wish wish the girl who thought the muffin was a hamster could read this. I scrolled down after this video and found a hamster video about a hamster named...Muffin. So it DID look like a hamster darn it!
_chills voice_
Who baked a hamster into my muffin
once when i went to an amusement park when i was young saw a man just giving away some coins to 2 kids so i thought he was giving it away for free to random people so i went and asked him for coins and well since i was a kid he couldnt really just refuse so he gave me one coin after sometime only did i realise that he was the 2 kids dad ;-;
Wholesome
Lmaooo I'm wheezing soo hard omg 😂😂😂😂
HELPEPELAD
@@mochiyeosang1908 I'M ON THE FLOOR😭
🤣 "may I have a coin too, please"
I am not an English native speaker and I almost said to my colleague that a guy wank at me, instead of winked (because drink becomes drank in the past tense, and sink becomes sank so I kept the same logic 😭)
At the last second my brain saved me and told me "wait wait wait I have a feeling wank is for a different context" so I stopped talking and asked what the past tense of wink was.
Everyday I am grateful for my brain for saving me 🙏
That's goddamn adorable 😂
The mental image this gave me, lol!! 😂😂😂
In 6th grade English class we would go around the room and read our vocabulary words, then make a sentence out of it. I have anxiety, so I counted ahead and found my word so I could make a sentence before it got to me. I don’t know what happened, but somehow I was getting a different word, so I’m panicking trying to think of a sentence. It’s almost my turn, I settle on a short sentence. It doesn’t make much sense, but my brain is in such a panic that I can’t think of anything. My word is ‘high’. I confidently say my sentence aloud, “the man was high”. The whole class bursts out laughing, I’m so confused and embarrassed. I can feel my face turning red. I intended it to mean like, the man was tall. I didn’t know anything about drugs really, so it didn’t occur to me it had another meaning. My teacher must have thought my family did drugs or something, but it was quite the opposite. I was too innocent 😅.
A week before halloween I was in a parking lot walking towards the grocery store when I saw a little kid with his mom. The kid had large bloody sores all over his face and hands and I smiled warmly, pointed and squeeled “Oh look a zombie!” Not able to make sense of what I said the kid lit up from my smile. My date, who worked in medicine, pulled me aside and whispered that the kid had a skin condition and it wasn’t a costume. I have many regrets in life, but that may be my greatest one. I hope that kid never put together what I said. His mom probably still hates me.
The milkman one had me laughing for a good minute there 😂
My being the milkman’s daughter is a big joke in my family.
My brother who was a funny funny guy was telling our waitress, after she asked the occasion for our party, that we all just met 1/2 way. He said he’s from Denver, our younger sister was from Alamosa, my mom was from Co Springs and I was from the milkman. The manager was walking by and ran to the back to bust out laughing, the waitress about died laughing and the next table over as well. Technically he was sorta right, when we were kids our dad would go to his uncles house down the road and milk one of his cows and bring milk home.
I had to take a screenshot and send it to my mom and sister. It’s kinda painful because we lost our funny man to cancer in November.
@@Lwah0812 I am truly sorry for your loss. From your post he sounds like a great bloke with a fantastic sense of humour. You will always miss him but as the sharpness of your grief softens these will be the stories and memories that will bring you and your family lovely reminiscences. You are in my thoughts and prayers. Take gentle care of you 🌹
@@AussieBenita thank you so much!❤️ he was the funniest person, fortunately his son is just like him.
@@Lwah0812 You're welcome Lea. I'm glad his son takes after him with his sense of humour. Such sweet personality traits. A type of a lovely legacy. Be gentle to yourself today and in the future. Take care 💐
I did a great job laughing while eating my lunch watching this, but at 7:03 I involuntarily spit out my apple with laughter. Spent the rest of the video trying to snort up the apple that got stuck in my sinus. This video made my day!
Made me literally laugh out loud
Someone always spit food/coffee/cola whatever in the comments. So sad
I used to have blackouts as a child.
One day I came to while sitting in the hallway at school.
I was laughing for some reason and I think the teacher said I wasn't being nice or something like that.
Sitting on the other side of the hall was a boy who was red in the face and embarrassed.
Apparently he farted and I, being the ten year old that I was, laughed because of it.
Since I didn't initially know what was happening I just kept laughing because I didn't want to seen weird.
Good times.
Good times.
😂 the other day my sis, mom and I were having a conversation as we cleaned the kitchen about child discipline and was on the topic of “spanking” (my sis and I were joking around as well on the topic)
Anyways my mom was looking at the air fryer and noticed the rack inside was dirty. She tries to tell my sis, “hey you forgot to clean this, or I wish you cleaned this, but instead she proceeded to say
“I wish someone could spank me.”
My mom and I busted out laughing for a few minutes, my sister asking us what was so funny, only making us laugh even more. 😂
not sure how my mom manages to say the weirdest stuff on accident, but it’s always an enjoyable laugh
My Mum has the same talent. It is sooo funny. 😂
Lmao
This made me laugh the hardest! 😂🤣
Is this embarrassing confession time? Here’s mine: While working in the military, one day I was being given a new task and replied to my (female) superior “Yes Ma’am.” Unfortunately I had been watching way too much BBC at the time (Colin Firth Pride and Prejudice *swoon*) and that must have infected my brain, because I pronounced it with a pseudo-British accent without intending to… In the end, what it sounded like I said to her was “Yes Mom”. The weird look she gave me………… 🤦♀️
In high school, I accidentally called a teacher Mom. Followed by blushing. Then followed by doing it on purpose and not giving a f. I even do it now as an a adult just for fun.
My wife has provided so many of these wonderfully embarrassing moments. We were driving and talking about things we would have done differently and she says " Well, you know, hindsight is 50/50". I had to pull over. We were talking about someone who didn't display a wealth of intellect and she says "I don't think he's the sharpest oar in the boat". They love her at her work as well. She is an Occupational Therapist. She often displays creative spelling in her notes like when she wrote "Helped patient don and doff shit" instead of shirt, "patient made porno in the kitchen" instead of popcorn, and my personal favorite "gave patient a genital message with good results" instead of gentle. It's been a 30 year adventure.
Now *that's* a Happy Land happy ending.
Please relay my gratitude to your wife: I have to steal "isn't the sharpest oar in the boat".
And "hindsight is 50/50" is ... technically fine. As 10/10 or any X/X would be. But the implication of random chance is just enough to make it _sound_ subtly deep. Kudos to Mrs Malaprop on that one, too.
The amount of times I followed random people around stores thinking they were my mother is hilarious. I wonder if one turned around and didn’t say anything.
I was a frazzled young mom trying to get my rambling brood to the checkout at the discount warehouse. Put a hand on the 6 year old blond head nearest me and said, "Let's go, please!" We got to the end of a very long aisle before the kiddo looked up--and wasn't one of mine!! Managed to return them and locate my own before anyone accused me of kidnapping! 😂
When a stranger smiles and says hi to you so you smile and say hi back, then you realize they were saying hi to the person directly behind you. So very uncomfortable!
This exact scenario has happened to me way more times then I’d like to admit lol 😅
So many of these are good. The textbook drop fart killed me
That was the most unbelievable one
Me and my fiance were eating at Zaxby's. A worker brought us our food and said "enjoy your food". My fiance says "you too". I couldn't stop laughing the entire time we were there. We are always saying things backwards or conjoining two words together by accident.
One time I pulled into a grocery store parking lot, almost picked one parking space on one row but decide to park in a row closer. I went into the store, bought groceries, walk out to the parking lot and do a double-take. There was a car in the same make, model, and purple color parked in the row I almost parked on. I laugh a little, walk to my car on the adjacent row, and open the trunk to start putting my groceries in. I turn back to grab a bag from my cart, but the bag in my trunk, lift my eyes, and meet the bewildered face of a large, bearded man who is staring at me through my car from the rear door he opened. I am shocked and glance over to see his wife begin to load their baby into my car from the other rear door. I guess what is happening and blurt, "Yo-your car is over there!" and point out their car, heart still racing. The wife registers that the car is different, we all exchange quick embarrassed exit pleasantries, and they were on their way. They almost ran, they were out of there in about 5 seconds. Of course, after I finished loading my groceries I had to check that I was actually in my car 😂
Anyone have that awkward moment where someone is waving at you and you wave back to be polite only to realize it was towards someone behind you?.... Yeah I had that and the two quickly met up and laughed at me as they walked away... Nearly 35 years and I still cringed at the memory. Kids can be absolute savages.
When i was younger i was at a market in the summer time, i was around what? 5 or 6? It was really busy and i couldnt see my parents (they werent that far up ahead dw) and when i thought i saw my dad i ran up and hugged him. It wasnt my dad. It was a random man that was wearing the same colour shirt as my dad and he just turned around and looked at me it was so embarrassing 😭 it still haunts me to this day
Hopefully it made his day or something? 😭
Oh I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s done that only we were in an airport.
I did something like that before. I was in kindergarten and it was time to go home. There was a section where the parents would wait for their kids. I saw my mom and had the amazing idea to try to walk up and hug her with my eyes closed. I ended up hugging a random lady and when I opened my eyes i looked at her in horror and ran to my mom. The rest of the parents laughed at me.
8:47 reminds me of the time I walked into the break room at work and a 9 months pregnant coworker was sitting at the table with her husband looking a little down and I, thinking I was livening the mood, stupidly said “hey guys! How’s it going? Still pregnant?” And she said “No, the baby was stillborn.” I’ve never felt worse in my life. 😩
I was in high school & went to a sports tournament at a park with some friends. I sat on the bleachers watching volleyball when this guy from across the court kept yelling to "come over here" for the longest time. I looked around & no one got up & I swore he was talking to me so I got up & walked over to him. We both stood there in awkward silence... Lol I forgot what happened after that but glad I forgot lol don't want to remember how embarrassing that was 😅
Back when I was In school this girl I had a crush on cheered me on and I finished my laps in PE in first place. The next day I went to talk with her and she didn't know why i was talking to her, turns out her cheering me on was just a really vivid dream and I the shy quiet kid started talking with her like we were best friends. I would like to say we started dating but she didn't like me at all(I was shy and quiet and she was the popular girl who was always going to/throwing a party).
My (adult) kid and I have a great relationship, with lots of ribbing and back-and-forth.
So I walked up to them one day at the supermarket and put my arm through theirs and said "hurry up and pick, bitch" and the shocked middle-aged man I had grabbed looked at me, startled, and I said "Sorry! I thought you were my kid!"
This did not endear me further.
I wish I could say this is the first time something like this has happened to me.
It's not.
I'm dying 😂🤣 i freaking love it
🤣🤣🤣
You cut and pasted my comment ON MY OWN EXPERIENCE from your channel and now have more likes for it than the original has over there.
I would have no words, but actually, I do. Exactly four.
Never. Watching. You. Again.
edit: Actually, it was on Daily Humour. Is that one of yours? I thought you were independent, not part of a conglomerate?
Whatever you are, "desperate" is one word that describes you, I think 😕
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 wow that sucks
@@kaiaroden Imagine being that thirsty for likes? I just liked sharing my story... I suppose it's a compliment in a creepy kind of way 😀
The "do you want this in a bag" is extremely relatable for me. I get into a habit of asking customers these questions, and when they come with a huge case of water and that's it, I get a few weird stares when I ask about bags, only to realize a few seconds later what I said.
Thank you! I laughed out loud so many times that I was afraid to drink anything for fear of spitting on the keyboard/screen!
I was in the men's restroom replacing the soap when my favorite professor walked in. We said hi and he went into a stall. I left the soap and walked out.
2:58 - I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face 😂
Maybe I'm too Canadian, but here people are really understanding if you say something stupid at a register. Like bagging a kayak of fumbling with your words, or asking the same question 2 or more times. People just laugh and say things along the line of "tired? Yeah, me too"
A few weeks ago a classmate said, "hey where did you get your shoes? They look like Yeezys" and I thought he was talking to me and I said "no they're just regular shoes from the thrift shop" and stuck my feet out, and everyone gave me a weird look. He was talking to the girl beside me 😭
So, in, I want to say, 1994, in Greenville North Carolina, I went to the one and only star trek convention I have been to in my life, and Majel Barrett, the now dead widow of Gene Roddenberry, was there as the guest of honor. There was a question and answer session, and I wanted to know the meaning of the "warp" numbers. Like warp 1 is the speed of light, but how fast is warp 2, how fast is warp 3, etcetera, I knew it wasn't 2 or 3 times the speed of light since they couldn't get to other star systems in hours if they were only going 9 times the speed of light when they were going at warp 9. But of course I was trying to be courteous and be concise and not waste everyone's time by explaining all this, so when I actually got called on to ask my question, I said "How does the warp system work?"
Her answer was "Magic!"
And the entire rest of the room erupted into laughter and applause, and everyone else thought I was one of those nutcases that thinks Star Trek isn't fiction.
In 2019 I went to Barcelona with my girlfriend, and we were on a very busy beach, so I was wary of thieves. We were in the water at one point, and I saw someone opening my bag from afar. I panicked, so I ran towards the beach, screaming "HEY". Then I suddenly saw my true bag. The guy was searching his own bag. Ashamed, I just dove into the water, swam underwater for a minute and emerged far away.
My god. People really need to stop saying who died whenever they notice a bad atmosphere. In which scenario does that saying ever work?
The lady on holiday that served strangers beers at her home… That is Retirement Goals for me, right there! I want to be that lady!!! 🌴❤️🥂🍻
to add to the very long list. I once worked for a popular theme park in entertainment. We did events away from the theme park and when we do, we have certain 'green room' requirements. water, a small snack, a private space.
This particular event was in a pleasant park and the event coordinator arranged for us to change into our costumes at a private home (you already see where this is going, yes) but our contact person was a fun loving fellow and went right up to this door and knocked and when they opened it Announced very loudly "Hi we are the world famous [theme park] entertainment. We are supposed to change here." They welcome us, let us in..give us a private room.. and our contact person says "what about the snacks and water??" and they hustled off and brought us cut up veggies on a tray and a pitcher of water with glasses.
We did two sets in the park for the event before the actually person we were supposed to be staying with came up and asked us where we had been changing........ under the embarrassment, I still have such respect for those friendly people we stayed with..who just welcomed us right in.
🤣🤣 "we are supposed to change here"
They feared yall 😂😂😂😂
I was on a field trip in high school and we stopped at taco bell. After I ordered the lady working asked for my name to put on the order. For some reason my brain interpreted that as "would you like anything else with that?" So I said "No" of course. She looks at me completely confused and asks me to repeat. I again say "no". She shrugs her shoulders and moves on to the next person.
Time goes by and the lady comes out with my order. "NO?" she shouts through the restaurant. Everyone their starts to laugh a little including me because I didn't realize it was actually my order. I stand there for like 15 minutes waiting for my food and I notice everyone behind me is getting their food when I didn't and the "no" bag still hasn't been claimed. I cautiously look into the bag and low and behold ITS MY ORDER! What's worse is some of my classmates heard me say "no" earlier AND NO ONE SAID A GODDAMN THING!
About 25 years ago my best friend was visiting me at work when there was an accident involving a motorcycle in front of my work. We were talking outside and a woman drove up and asked how the motorcyclist was. I said, "oh, he's toast. They hauled him away." She yelled "Oh my God, that's my son!" I quickly stammered out that I meant the bike was toast and he was fine, but it was too late. 25 years later my friend still says "he's toast."
My minister called me about ten days ago, and I, just waking up from a nap, answered the phone with "Hello Mr. X, this is (my name)." He laughed so hard, he couldn't talk for a couple minutes.
This all reminds me of once saying 'Thank you' before they wished me Happy Birthday
It's raining, I do some errands at the post office while my husband is waiting for me in his white car. I run back, hop in the car and tell him "let's go". He looks at me and answer "who are you?".
Why on earth all the cars are white?
8:24 the milkman be like: you found out???
So, it was a fun fair and I went to enjoy it alone. I was just going around and saw my bestie, bent down rummaging through some toys of a vendor whose shop was nothing but toys displayed on some cloth on ground. Seeing my bestie from behind, I went to her and slapped her back hard with evil grin to wait to see her reaction. To my horror, girl turned out to be someone else. As she was trying to figure out who hit her that hard, I slowly and embarrassingly saved myself by moving along with crowd enjoying the fun fair.
Never have I tried to do any such prank afterwards.
I DID THIS, too. I was 17, on a student trip at a famous zoo, where my girlfriends and I were in a long line at one of the attractions. I suddenly "recognized" the tall man in front of us as one of the playful parent-chaperones who had been teasing us earlier, and here was opportunity for payback, with a mighty surprise WHACK on his back. Oh the look in his eyes when he swung around, and all I could squeak was a mortified apology. And we had to keep standing in line behind him and his shocked wife. Awkward.
@@timeflies72 Oh man 😁
Thank you, everybody, for sharing these painful moments. You're giving comfort to so many people, letting us know that we're not the only one. Also, I haven't laughed this hard at someting in a long time. Thanks for the ROFL! 😂
I was once at a party about a decade ago (and about 8 pints in). I told a rando guy I was chatting to a "dead baby" joke. He didn't laugh, gave me a look and just walked off. Not everyone's humour I supposed... until my wife pulled me aside and told me that his sister had recently miscarried.
One time my friend and I had went to some indoors playground. We had been walking through the entrance, and then my hand started getting sore from holding my mom’s hand. I let go of it for 10 seconds and held her hand again. After a little I wanted to ask my mom a question and said “mom” when I looked up it was my friend’s mom. I let go of her hand and ran to my mother. Completely forgot what I wanted to ask.
i worked at a cafe for like 2 decades. i always tried to change my greetings, and interactions to sound genuine and prevent myself going crazy. but.... once i was asked to fill a womens to go cup with hot water "sure, can you just take your top off? I'm not allowed to touch-" i descended behind the bar in embarassment.
i have 2 embarassing stories
one time when i was five, i was going to greece with my parents, and on our way we stopped by at a gas station. i was playing in a nearby playground, and then my dad called me. while i was running to the car, i saw a woman who looked like my mom. i hugged her and asked her "mommy, did you buy me any candy in the shop"? turns out she wasn't even from my country💀
now, the second one. a few months ago in class, we had to get grades by answering questions. my friend who was sitting next to me was really struggling, so i put on my mask (as we need to bring them to school) and i started telling her the answers. and then, the teacher said "you can take off your mask so that your friend can hear the answers better". luckily, he's not strict so i didn't get scolded or anything, but i was so embarassed.
Waiting at the bus stop, some guy arrives
Him: "Where are you headed?" 🙂
Me, confused: "Uni?"😕
Him, oblivious to me being uncomfortable: "cool, what do you study?"😀
Me, panicking: "Chinese?"😕
Him, "oh cool, what got you into that?"😃
Me, realising he can't read the mood, finally looks at him: "do we have to make conversation?"😩
Him, shocked and embarrassed: " Oh, I guess not..."😟
Me, feeling like a total bitch, wondering how I could have possibly worded that worse 😬
Us waiting for the bus: 😐 😐
Thank you! I laughed so hard my face and abs hurt!
Several years ago, my dad used to work Saturdays and the rest of the family would meet him at Noodles and Company. My mom would usually take us on errands when we were finished, and on this particular occasion we needed to go to Dick’s Sporting Goods. My youngest brother, probably 5 at the time, hears this and shouts, in the middle of the restaurant, “Oh!!! I love dicks!”
My fart cone and quack made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath 🤣 😂
4:33 I had a friend who came for a very important dog sport competition one day, 2 hours drive from her home... and then she realized she forgot her dog in the backyard. She was lucky her husband was home and realized she forgot the dog and arrived few minutes later with the dog on the back set LOL.
😂
01:34 I was laughing so hard at the first line……I had to rewind 3 times and could stop crying with laughter! Thanks…I needed that. 🤣
What a wonderful, hilarious video. My husband and I both laughed until we cried at the muffin/hamster misunderstanding. LOL!
When I was in High school, I started talking to a guy on FB from a year below me and we really clicked. I wouldn’t really see him around until one day before class. I went straight up to him, got quite close and called him by his name to what he replied “uh, no”. I realised it was just someone that looked like him so I said sorry and left 😂 how embarrassing
I was passing through a group of boys at school and one of them said "good evening". I told him "good evening" back.
It was morning.
Anyways imma go and rethink my life choices
I was a guest at this one home which had a 15 ft Christmas tree, when someone said hi to me, I still being mesmerized by the tree, accidentally blurted out "I'm (husband's name here)'s husband!" I realized my error and walked away sheepishly to get a drink and some food to keep from talking for the rest of the night... 😖 cheers! LOL
3:12 hamster muffin had me rolling 🤣🤣
One time in high school i was elected as the house leader and i had to tell the class about the things i will do as the leader. Instead of saying " il make sure all the boys in the class didnt grow their hair long" ( cuz it was not allowed in my school) i said " il make sure the boys didnt grow their head" It took me a while to realise and i stopped speaking after that
I’d ordered a taxi from the railway station to my home. I hadn’t been taking much notice of the cab or my surroundings until about 10 minutes into the journey I mentioned to the driver that it looked as if there’d been a power cut. Everything looked dark.
Amused, the driver pressed a button and the back windows went down. Power cut over.......they were TINTED windows!!!!!! 😩
I was talking to a manager at a place where I work occasionally and he asked me if I was available for a shift the following week but it was autocorrected to 'sh*t' hahahaha, I suppose it was embarrassing for him but I replied like I didn't notice for the sake of being professional and he didn't address it either, he was either very embarrassed or he just didn't notice but I had a good laugh🤣
So that lady can never go to that Vet again. LOL
Well, if she lives in as small a city as I do, and that's the only vet, she'd have to just get over it and go there!
Had a job once, one of the guys there, assistant director, was a...dweeb. Nice enough guy, just, total dweeb. One of my co-workers said once "hey, there's that guy's wife", and without missing a beat, I replied "someone married him? what, is she blind!?". Turned around, she had the cane and dark glasses 😮 Co-workers all lost it😅
To be honest, I've done the awkward unfiiting "You too" WAY too many times