Actually had that happen. I knew it wasn’t my stuff, roommate said it wasn’t his stuff, checked the security cameras and called the police. Not only had the dude broken in just to use the shower, he was still in the basement doing his laundry. I thought it was my roommate and he thought it was me.
I was assigned to a four-man room in the Navy BEQ. One of the men had served in Da Nang Viet Nam for one tour and may have had a bit of PTSD. I told a very cute joke one night that had two different voices--a little girl and an old man. I was awakened that night by this roommate vocalizing while sound asleep on his back. First he made this low rumbling, but unintelligible series of noises, then one in high pitch, then, clear as a bell he delivered the punch line. When I realized he was repeating my joke in his sleep I laughed so loudly that I woke up the other two men.
Not long after my MIL passed away (back in 1992) my wonderful FIL was going to cook a pizza in the microwave. He put it in upside down! I dint blame him as he never cooked - my MIL did ALL the cooking and had done for,their whole marriage! But it’s a great story that he never minded telling! I sure do miss them both! Great in- laws!!!
3:14 There is only one obvious answer: Yes, you must! 6:17 A friend is a truck driver and one job included delivering hi viz vests for chickens to a pet shop. Diapers do not seem that far fetched knowing that.
Showering with clothes is, or at least used to be a common thing if you worked in a mine. You washed them, then showered yourself and hung your clothes in a basket that was hoisted up I the air. If you let the laundry attendant power wash them in boiling water and power dried, they would shrink off you in a couple of weeks.
2:20 Well, maybe he's more knowledgeable than you think: that's the way originally pasta was made in early Middle Age, within it's own water or - better - broth. That's also why toady's pasta was once called "pasta asciutta" (i.e. dry pasta) but now the specification has been dropped.
I once had a room mate that got so drunk one night she was frying the dishcloth thinking it was sausage. Needless to say I helped her get real sausage, by the time it cooked she was passed out. So I ate it. I was not drunk
Motorcycle gamer in tighty whities....amateur. In my motocross racing days, we had a rider who would do one moto with nothing on but a helmet, goggles and boots. It looked like a baby elephant when he did the jumps. 😮😂
We had a mate in the 70s who frequently would strip off, and ride down the motorway standing on the pegs, "waving" at people. He did a lot of crazy stuff, and most often after drinking which everyone did in those days. On the winding mountain roads he would race off and far enough ahead of the people who he was riding with, turn around, and come tearing back on their side of the road and ride between them to scare them. He did it once too often, came around a corner and the guys had pulled off the road and stopped to avoid him, and a forestry truck drove past them before they could react. One of them tried to race up an stop the truck, but it was too late, and he hit it right between the lights going full speed. He was 22, has been 22 for 50 or so years now.
I believe the chili story. My sister is a chef at she worked at a cupcake shop for a few years that made the most amazing cupcakes. Top quality ingredients, everything fresh and from scratch- this stuff was good enough to make you cry. Of course, they weren’t making a whole lot of money. The owner decided to sell the place, WITH her recipes, and she went on to open a restaurant. The new owners used store bought cake-mix… well, they still managed to keep the place open for about five years. 🤷♀️
@@mattbosley3531 Actually, I've seen the illo for the original toilet paper dispenser patent, and it has the paper coming out over the top, away from the wall. :)
0:40. Same here. The woman behind the counter at the local picture theater always ripped tickets with one hand. Cool I thought . . . . . Of course, It took her 3 months to realise that I had been turning up every week.
Shopping cart THEFT is one of the reasons retail prices are so high! These carts can cost several hundred dollars EACH and the cost to replace them gets passed on to shoppers.
College does not translate to common sense. Especially the professors. I worked at a university, a friend asked what it was like working in academia. I replied you must mean macadamia, because they are all nuts.😅
1:06 What does it say that being passed out at 4 AM, listening to opera, with my hand in a jar of peanut butter makes perfect sense to me? 6:05 Why put diapers on indoor chickens? Think about it.
My roommate had never done his own laundry before. He washed a load and left it in the machine. For a week. After a week I pointed out to him that he was going to need to wash them again, and hang them out this time
Actually had that happen. I knew it wasn’t my stuff, roommate said it wasn’t his stuff, checked the security cameras and called the police. Not only had the dude broken in just to use the shower, he was still in the basement doing his laundry. I thought it was my roommate and he thought it was me.
I was assigned to a four-man room in the Navy BEQ. One of the men had served in Da Nang Viet Nam for one tour and may have had a bit of PTSD. I told a very cute joke one night that had two different voices--a little girl and an old man. I was awakened that night by this roommate vocalizing while sound asleep on his back. First he made this low rumbling, but unintelligible series of noises, then one in high pitch, then, clear as a bell he delivered the punch line. When I realized he was repeating my joke in his sleep I laughed so loudly that I woke up the other two men.
Okay but now i want to know the joke
The one about the roommate who was facetiming the cat was cute.
Couch cushion fort story: Now _I_ want to do that!
@@josepherhardt164 I put 150 glow in the dark stars on the ceiling over my bed. I'm 55.
Not long after my MIL passed away (back in 1992) my wonderful FIL was going to cook a pizza in the microwave. He put it in upside down! I dint blame him as he never cooked - my MIL did ALL the cooking and had done for,their whole marriage! But it’s a great story that he never minded telling! I sure do miss them both! Great in- laws!!!
3:14 There is only one obvious answer: Yes, you must!
6:17 A friend is a truck driver and one job included delivering hi viz vests for chickens to a pet shop. Diapers do not seem that far fetched knowing that.
I've had two roommates who didn't wash plate bottoms. One was my mom!
What? You've never left chicken bones in your pocket.
Showering with clothes is, or at least used to be a common thing if you worked in a mine. You washed them, then showered yourself and hung your clothes in a basket that was hoisted up I the air. If you let the laundry attendant power wash them in boiling water and power dried, they would shrink off you in a couple of weeks.
And these stories, ladies and gentlemen, are why I never had a roommate. I'd rather live in a cramped studio than deal with this stuff.
I am 76 and haven’t had a roommate (or housemate) in 53 years. I am glad, now, after reading these things.
You look way too young to be that age...
2:20 Well, maybe he's more knowledgeable than you think: that's the way originally pasta was made in early Middle Age, within it's own water or - better - broth. That's also why toady's pasta was once called "pasta asciutta" (i.e. dry pasta) but now the specification has been dropped.
I once had a room mate that got so drunk one night she was frying the dishcloth thinking it was sausage. Needless to say I helped her get real sausage, by the time it cooked she was passed out. So I ate it. I was not drunk
Was she just drunk?
The ladybug and the Slender Man gag were my favorites
0:32 Just be glad he puts it on at all. Most don't.
5:15
Well, sport bikes without fairings are called ’naked bikes’.
Motorcycle gamer in tighty whities....amateur. In my motocross racing days, we had a rider who would do one moto with nothing on but a helmet, goggles and boots. It looked like a baby elephant when he did the jumps. 😮😂
We had a mate in the 70s who frequently would strip off, and ride down the motorway standing on the pegs, "waving" at people. He did a lot of crazy stuff, and most often after drinking which everyone did in those days.
On the winding mountain roads he would race off and far enough ahead of the people who he was riding with, turn around, and come tearing back on their side of the road and ride between them to scare them. He did it once too often, came around a corner and the guys had pulled off the road and stopped to avoid him, and a forestry truck drove past them before they could react. One of them tried to race up an stop the truck, but it was too late, and he hit it right between the lights going full speed. He was 22, has been 22 for 50 or so years now.
I believe the chili story.
My sister is a chef at she worked at a cupcake shop for a few years that made the most amazing cupcakes. Top quality ingredients, everything fresh and from scratch- this stuff was good enough to make you cry. Of course, they weren’t making a whole lot of money. The owner decided to sell the place, WITH her recipes, and she went on to open a restaurant. The new owners used store bought cake-mix… well, they still managed to keep the place open for about five years. 🤷♀️
I like the pillow fort one. Why can't a fellow build a fort in his own house?
Complaining about how to put the toilet paper on is next level petty.
If it bothers you, just turn it around. I mean, you're sitting right there!
Toilet paper direction is a personal preference. Over or under, it still works the same. It's kind of OCD to worry about it.
@@mattbosley3531 Actually, I've seen the illo for the original toilet paper dispenser patent, and it has the paper coming out over the top, away from the wall. :)
Same with toilet seats.
Yes, I’m just happy to have toilet paper.
0:40. Same here. The woman behind the counter at the local picture theater always ripped tickets with one hand. Cool I thought . . . . . Of course, It took her 3 months to realise that I had been turning up every week.
Shopping cart THEFT is one of the reasons retail prices are so high!
These carts can cost several hundred dollars EACH and the cost to replace them gets passed on to shoppers.
The main reason is greedy rich people jacking the prices up weeeeeeeellllll beyond what they need to make a profit
Some people are just too WEIRD
How can anyone surf in the bath and moreover, fully dressed?
If you're filming a stunt like that for others to see you likely won't do it naked ;)
3:50 Can't get a lab coat ? When attending college ? Boy, you can buy as many as you care at the student's shop, usually near the main entry.
College does not translate to common sense. Especially the professors. I worked at a university, a friend asked what it was like working in academia. I replied you must mean macadamia, because they are all nuts.😅
Ohh yeah my one sister's late boyfriend ' The Perfesser ' proved that big time.
What a freakin' Putz:/
Toilet paper person. You just want to be in control. What else don’t you like?
1:06 What does it say that being passed out at 4 AM, listening to opera, with my hand in a jar of peanut butter makes perfect sense to me?
6:05 Why put diapers on indoor chickens? Think about it.
Make sure you pass out with your mouth open, so it looks like you're singing along.
@@DuchessofEarlGrey Chances are I was singing along when I passed out.
My roommate had never done his own laundry before. He washed a load and left it in the machine.
For a week.
After a week I pointed out to him that he was going to need to wash them again, and hang them out this time