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  • Favorite Scenes from the movie "American Psycho". Part 1.
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  • @1seansouth
    @1seansouth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15080

    "There is a moment of sheer panic - when I realise Paul's apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine" Perfect

    • @satisfiedskullservant
      @satisfiedskullservant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      Exactly, on my first viewing I thought someone was in the house but nope, it's just a more expensive house

    • @rsotuyo8180
      @rsotuyo8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't get it

    • @Vincent_Law
      @Vincent_Law 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      @@rsotuyo8180 It illustrates how vain and superficial the characters in this world are. Bateman just committed murder, but freaks out because the apartment of his victim (Paul Allen) is more expensive and is in a better area.

    • @rsotuyo8180
      @rsotuyo8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Vincent_Law ohh I get it thanks

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sheer existential turmoil 😔

  • @Nelsonhojax15
    @Nelsonhojax15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5681

    "Your compliment was sufficient Lewis."

    • @akhilp3559
      @akhilp3559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      alex johnson LMFAO

    • @gustavomartinez1301
      @gustavomartinez1301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      *Luis

    • @ChefkochAntoine
      @ChefkochAntoine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Let's see Paul Allans card... *omg it even has a watermark*

    • @slados1
      @slados1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Carruthers is a tumbling tumbling dickweed

    • @jonhenderson7158
      @jonhenderson7158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The way Bale says that line interestingly makes it one of my favorite lines of all time lol

  • @DCT97
    @DCT97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    I love how he tries to ignore Luis when he’s stuffing the body in the trunk, but can’t help but tell him where he got his overnight bag

    • @avigindratt7608
      @avigindratt7608 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It's why I love this movie and his character. It's like he's making it so obvious and sticks out like a sore thumb, but due to how trash society is, especially rich elite capitalist wall st. etc circles, nobody notices he is 'utterly insane', because so is society. The irony being that Patrick tries so hard to fit into American ideals, he doesn't realize he fits in perfectly - a complete psychopath.

    • @ashleyshanks6821
      @ashleyshanks6821 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bateman, muttering a brand name sulkily, because it's second nature to him.

    • @Sheabuttertend
      @Sheabuttertend 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@avigindratt7608this is an EXCELLENT summary of the theme. that last bit is 👌👌👌

  • @Guccimustard
    @Guccimustard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Patrick: *kills hookers just for fun*
    Audience: _omg this is such a meme lmao_
    Patrick: *kicks the shit out of a stray dog*
    Audience: _Hey stop that you meanie_ 🥺

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The audience is doing exactly what the people around Patrick are doing, and that's why Patrick got away with so much murder LKASDFA

    • @ICEIOKYI
      @ICEIOKYI ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eduardo Mendez not really a loyal dog is worth more than a whore

    • @kylemuncal7047
      @kylemuncal7047 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It always bothers me how people just shrug off human deaths in movies or shows but as soon as a animal dies they start crying, I get animals are seen as cute and innocent as a baby but the overreaction people make cause a dog dies in a movie is just annoying to me

    • @ICEIOKYI
      @ICEIOKYI ปีที่แล้ว

      just saying dogs survied Chernobyl by staying as a pack and looking after each other a homeless dude depends on the charity of others for his meaningless existnece . most homeless people chooose to live like that

    • @DemoniteBL
      @DemoniteBL ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah fuck humans they suck

  • @kaspersaldell
    @kaspersaldell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3375

    "I like to dissect girls, did you know I'm utterly insane?"

    • @W0lfvision
      @W0lfvision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Darkstar utterly

    • @Notimportant253
      @Notimportant253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      *proceeds to asks about his tan*

    • @user-ow9iz9tk1c
      @user-ow9iz9tk1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cool you watched it too

    • @samxx4312
      @samxx4312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stoney R casually

    • @mjkg6026
      @mjkg6026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “Murders and executions”

  • @Dedhaven
    @Dedhaven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17456

    Bruce Wayne if his parents hadn't died.
    Edit: 6 years later and 17k likes thank yall 🤧

    • @miriamdiedrich7524
      @miriamdiedrich7524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +738

      Epiphany of the year, actually.

    • @paulmccloud9395
      @paulmccloud9395 8 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      +kevin vang That is brilliant!! I can totally see that.

    • @VichoRPG
      @VichoRPG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Totally ahaha

    • @MarioTransformer7001
      @MarioTransformer7001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      kevin vang what made him became a psycho though lol

    • @QM571
      @QM571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Correction: Bruce Wayne if he didn't go to Nepal.

  • @ethanprice5972
    @ethanprice5972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I don't why everyone isn't talking about the fact that this guy goes from typical wall street serial killer to New York's greatest hero in only 5 years. Truly an inspiring story of turning your luck around and growing as a human.

  • @Robisquick
    @Robisquick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I can’t quite put into works just how impressive his acting skills are when in the laundry shop. His dynamic range of emotions are done so authentically yet in such quick succession. Fucking Oscar worthy.

    • @OckhamAsylum
      @OckhamAsylum ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Knowing Christian Bale, I think it might actually just be a lot of real-life practice screaming at people that make less money than him 😅

    • @kirashaw3541
      @kirashaw3541 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mary Harron in the director’s commentary said that the laundry shop scene was the first thing they shot for the movie

    • @Oo-Pitbull-oO
      @Oo-Pitbull-oO 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Rumor has it he treats cast and crew like garbage, and will even quit the production if "eye contact" is made, as it disturbs him. Look it up...

    • @Robisquick
      @Robisquick 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Oo-Pitbull-oO That doesn’t detract from his performance. I’m the same way that if we found out Tiger Woods was banging all those people. Sure we might see him in a different light, but his performances still speak for themselves and deserve praise. Not him. His performances

  • @babyinthecorner6344
    @babyinthecorner6344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8200

    "What do you do again?"
    "Murders and executions."
    "Mergers and acquisitions?"
    "That's what I said."

    • @HankTheTank23
      @HankTheTank23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's not quite the line.

    • @babyinthecorner6344
      @babyinthecorner6344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      @@HankTheTank23 okay thanks Thomas Jefferson

    • @HankTheTank23
      @HankTheTank23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@babyinthecorner6344 I mean the main thing is that she never questions whether he said, "Mergers & Acquisitions," so there was no need for him to confirm that.

    • @johnnyjohnston3210
      @johnnyjohnston3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@HankTheTank23 he thought she heard him correctly the first time which is why he leaned in with actual interest talking with her. Then she said merger and acquisitions and he immediately lost interest and maybe got sad a little bit knowing she wasnt like he thought she was, like him.

    • @DDub04
      @DDub04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      999 likes. I’ll let someone else take the 1k.

  • @4runner4life7
    @4runner4life7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16066

    "I'm on the verge of tears because I'm almost certain we won't have a decent table." LMFAO this quote literally kills me everytime.

  • @dollindirty1578
    @dollindirty1578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks” What a true gentleman

  • @BurstofVerseProductions
    @BurstofVerseProductions ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:12 I always crack up how he almost starts to cry. 😂

  • @lizzyyork
    @lizzyyork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10867

    The most underrated clip in this movie is him threatening to kill the laundry lady, her gasping, then going back to arguing with her like it never happened lol.

    • @fimmt684
      @fimmt684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      Probably my favorite scene, that sudden reaction of the woman lol

    • @filipo5976
      @filipo5976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Agree!!!

    • @thedocta_certified
      @thedocta_certified 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      did it?

    • @cubeofmeat4982
      @cubeofmeat4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      AY YA

    • @bigbrotherishere
      @bigbrotherishere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      The usual dry cleaner clientele.

  • @donwinslow6967
    @donwinslow6967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3308

    Bateman Begins

    • @miriamdiedrich7524
      @miriamdiedrich7524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      kek

    • @Simon0
      @Simon0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      the dark patrick.

    • @Stiffjab71
      @Stiffjab71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Don Winslow Actually when Bale was sent Batman Begins’ script he thought he was sent the script of American Psycho’s prequel named “Bateman Begins”. True story

    • @SilentStone13
      @SilentStone13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

    • @Eyeofthetiger69
      @Eyeofthetiger69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Stiffjab71 We already had that. It's called Shaft.

  • @pici5533
    @pici5533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "would you like to hear our specials?"
    "not if you want to keep your spleen"
    gets me every time xD

  • @AVerySillySausage
    @AVerySillySausage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how everyone hesitates when he asks to see Paul Allen's card, like they were scared how he was going to react.

  • @izzy8609
    @izzy8609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7785

    "You have a dog?"
    "No Allen"
    "Is that a raincoat?"
    " *IT IS* "

    • @_mrspanky_4587
      @_mrspanky_4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      "It Is! :D"

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Yes it is!

    • @robbutterill1426
      @robbutterill1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      that little strut he does walking over to his axe kills me

    • @jeffsims8270
      @jeffsims8270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      8:04 ...a little chow or something? (drunkenly giggles)

    • @maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa
      @maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      every move and delivery Bale does in this scene is absolutely brilliant.

  • @hightimesbruce
    @hightimesbruce 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15676

    I didn't realize how much of a comedy this movie is until I watched it as an adult.

    • @drquantum6548
      @drquantum6548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      +Ano Niem YES! :D

    • @diegomlpz3094
      @diegomlpz3094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +769

      +hightimesbruce I thought it was hilarious, you have to be into dark humor.

    • @fuckem187
      @fuckem187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      +hightimesbruce I think it is the funniest film ive ever seen in parts (more laughs than any other) but at the same time I hate watching the second half barring the final scene, its so empty and horrifying (which is the point I know) that I struggle to watch it.

    • @carloselrey36
      @carloselrey36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ano Niem This is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen

    • @sk33t_38
      @sk33t_38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      a movie about rich yuppies who are pieces of shit having their lives ruined? Thats a movie for me

  • @edwardmusashi691
    @edwardmusashi691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:12 He actually almost cried after seeing Bryce's card. You can hear it in his voice.

  • @edwinramirez1019
    @edwinramirez1019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    20 years ahead of it's time

  • @lindsey5659
    @lindsey5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9431

    Get yourself a man that looks at you like Patrick looks at Paul Allen's card

    • @Hugatree1
      @Hugatree1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Priceless!

    • @imcallingjapan2178
      @imcallingjapan2178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      He was looking at the card like he wanted to carpet bomb it... OH, I see what you did dere! You're like Cardi B

    • @thewamp9306
      @thewamp9306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I look at a girl like that once. She told me that I was creeping her out and to stop talking to her.

    • @Black-fw8gw
      @Black-fw8gw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@thewamp9306 I had the same experience.

    • @niinii763
      @niinii763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahah, good one.

  • @ILoveXXRussellcXX
    @ILoveXXRussellcXX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5304

    "We even go to the same barber, but I have a slightly better haircut"

    • @isaacrayder
      @isaacrayder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Callum Russell same

    • @michaelarojas
      @michaelarojas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      classic bateman

    • @TheNarf11
      @TheNarf11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I mean he does, slightly

    • @TheHaakii
      @TheHaakii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Just had to reassure himself of this important detail

    • @therealmr.incredible3179
      @therealmr.incredible3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is his haircut?

  • @matthewminelli
    @matthewminelli ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love 6:53 when he sounds so irritated by her and says "I've been here the entire time, you just didn't see me." He's so annoyed with her. 😅 🤣 😂

  • @edsmith6114
    @edsmith6114 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I remember an interesting interview, in which a psychopath explained he assumed everyone was faking emotions, emulating empathy and acting out appropriate responses, until they reached a certain age in childhood and realised everyone else was actually doing it for real. I think the chap being interviewed said his epiphany was around the 8 or 9 years old mark.

    • @EMbosliceN777
      @EMbosliceN777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is interesting perhaps their rage comes from the realization that they can only imitate? .

    • @user-ol7bt4wp1j
      @user-ol7bt4wp1j ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A lot of psychopaths actually can feel emotions and so on
      It’s just that they are also really good at faking/controlling them, like to the point where they do it as a normal habit.

    • @R_J8
      @R_J8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is mindboggling just to imagine. Do you remember the name of the interview or interviewee? That would be so interesting to watch.

  • @blurglide
    @blurglide 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9509

    I love how he murders Paul Allen, goes to his apartment right after, and says "as I walk into Paul Allen's apartment, I have a moment of sheer panic....when I realize his apartment overlooks central park; it's better than mine". Fucking classic.

    • @ashcupcake66
      @ashcupcake66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      my thoughts exactly

    • @flyingpiggie979
      @flyingpiggie979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Favourite line of the movie XD

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      The book is a lot gorier than the film. If you can stomach the rat and eating girl chapter, then you've got nerves of steel.

    • @shewhoiskay1
      @shewhoiskay1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lexington Deville84 IS that in A.P. #1 or #2? I own A.P. #1, and I don't remember any girl eating a rat! I've seen the movie maybe 10x so... have a nice night!

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Dor fuller I meant to say two separate chapters in the book. One is where Bateman kills a girl by using a rat in the most gruesome way possible. And the other one is where he cooks another dead girl and tries to eat her intestines.

  • @michaelsieger9133
    @michaelsieger9133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10662

    i like how all the business cards are virtually indistinguishable

    • @richardavery4811
      @richardavery4811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +969

      Pure symbolism. They all belong to the same wealthy, yuppie scum stereotypes who made themselves into virtual cartoons. Every good dark comedy uses the best in symbolism in a not so subtle way to satirize its despicable characters.

    • @lg316
      @lg316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

      So are their girlfriends, apartments, jobs, dinner reservations and they obsess over that too. It's brilliant.

    • @handoverthejewgoldkyle3321
      @handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      I don't know man, honestly Bateman's looked better.

    • @ecstacy2921
      @ecstacy2921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      @@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 Paul Allen's was better because of the font.

    • @handoverthejewgoldkyle3321
      @handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      @@ecstacy2921 Now that I really stopped and looked, you're right. Paul Allen's had the better font as well as bolding of the letters. The text was also positioned closer to the corners of the card which provided a good contrast.

  • @soban2135
    @soban2135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Your compliment was sufficient" the best sentence at best time

  • @tentayeprimo6674
    @tentayeprimo6674 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just love how he delivers every line

  • @Amenomihashira
    @Amenomihashira 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4310

    Is that a raincoat?
    Yes it is!
    The delivery just kills me.

    • @uchihasasuke6780
      @uchihasasuke6780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      He says it so flamboyantly excited

    • @BeeyothGaming
      @BeeyothGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hey Paul?

    • @dani.phantm
      @dani.phantm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amenomihashira did the same to Paul

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uchiha Sasuke Like “thank you for noticing”.

    • @thegreekdeal4747
      @thegreekdeal4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Its so jim carreyish

  • @buca9696
    @buca9696 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3797

    Patrick we should do it
    Do... what?
    Get married, have a wedding.
    No, I can't take the time off work.

    • @AriG134
      @AriG134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Lol completely indifferent.

    • @uchihasasuke6780
      @uchihasasuke6780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Work sucks dude

    • @uchihasasuke6780
      @uchihasasuke6780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Spongebob.. Well fuck u patrick!!!

    • @Bloom_HD
      @Bloom_HD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I have to return some video tapes

    • @dzemoski45
      @dzemoski45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Uchiha Sasuke marriage sucks even more.

  • @officialFredDurstfanclub
    @officialFredDurstfanclub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every line is in this movie is fantastic. It’s like a perfect storm of timeless, perfect dialogue

  • @gavingauthier9336
    @gavingauthier9336 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Do you wanna hear the specials, not if you wanna keep you're spleen". that had me rolling

  • @izzycarts
    @izzycarts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3909

    They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in

    • @slados1
      @slados1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      is that a gram???

    • @thereliablesource7938
      @thereliablesource7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Your youtube comment was sufficient Izzy.

    • @JD-bs5kc
      @JD-bs5kc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Typa shit white folks say lol

    • @evilpimp2475
      @evilpimp2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Any place is good for smoking weed, doing coke or drinking.

    • @ForwardTu
      @ForwardTu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@evilpimp2475 nope. Just some.

  • @markawesome916
    @markawesome916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6083

    The part where Patrick straight up tells Paul he’s an insane murderer because Paul is too drunk to even understand it is genius

    • @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3
      @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Unless it’s in his head of course, but this is purposely left ambiguous. It’s up to us, the viewers to decide.

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Personally I'm more inclined to believe that Patrick's awful deeds (atleast most of them) were actually real. It emphasises just how self absorbed the world around him is that they didn't even notice. Having them be in his imagination sort of takes away that aspect of the film.

    • @ayoogunsakin9223
      @ayoogunsakin9223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@fro_e wasn't Paul mentioned alive near the end of the film tho?

    • @wardenwheathide706
      @wardenwheathide706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@ayoogunsakin9223 Yes but so many people mistake each other for someone else, like Paul Allen mistaking Patrick for Marcus, so the lawyer made the same mistake

    • @curranfrank2854
      @curranfrank2854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@fro_e Yeah I think the trade off is if he's imagining them it's a fascinating depiction of his insanity, but I prefer to think most of them are real too

  • @Dead_Shoulders
    @Dead_Shoulders 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've been waiting for a part two for 13 years

  • @foxeye36r95
    @foxeye36r95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bateman’s “Oh My God” when looking at Paul Allen’s card never fails to make me laugh. XDD

  • @jank1735
    @jank1735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    His girlfriend: lets get married
    Bateman: nah i have to work and more important, i have to return some tapes

    • @HooyahPeacock
      @HooyahPeacock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Let's see Paul Allen's videotapes

  • @aheccinlemon6879
    @aheccinlemon6879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4829

    I love how when Patrick asks to see Paul Allen’s card, they all put their own cards away and look shameful.

    • @viceverse11
      @viceverse11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      The tasteful thickness of it. It even has a watermark.

    • @liampowell5014
      @liampowell5014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      They knew their cards were only pretenders next to the excellence of Paul Allen’s card

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
      The best moments

    • @charliemcmillan4561
      @charliemcmillan4561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@liampowell5014 little did Bateman know, but in asking to see Paul Allen's card, he's just brought their game of little league to an end, and everyone else knows it

    • @RLSteffler
      @RLSteffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But where is the watermark? I can't see it

  • @avigindratt7608
    @avigindratt7608 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm on the verge of tears because I'm almost certain we won't have a decent table." THis movie gives me something new every time i watch it ahahahah

  • @samg5671
    @samg5671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lewis: "Patrick is that you?"
    Patrick: "No Lewis, it's not me. You're mistaken."
    Gets me every time

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a very similar conversation with a person once calling me Mr Lewis and was like huh ? who ????? no I'm not Mr Lewis no haha . Never thought nothing about it until a yr more? after it all happened, haha I got like a photo graphic memory and stuff haha and I remember meaningless info all the time haha it makes people mad too I think ? haha , people don't like me pointing this out it seems haha.

  • @AwkwardTurtleArmy
    @AwkwardTurtleArmy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    "Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark." I die of laughter every time!

    • @michaelarojas
      @michaelarojas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's great writing right there

    • @Delpnaz
      @Delpnaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao same

    • @raymoney6503
      @raymoney6503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is the best looking card

  • @michaelt90
    @michaelt90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1495

    "No Luis it's not me, you're mistaken."

    • @elvispelvis5891
      @elvispelvis5891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LOL

    • @shelbeepollino6025
      @shelbeepollino6025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That’s going to be my new response any time I see someone I know in public 😂

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shelbeepollino6025 what if they pretend they don't know you first? What if your own kids and dogs pretend you're a tree? THEN YOU WILL SEE THAT THE SPIDER WAS ALWAYS YOUR ONE AND FAITHFUL FRIEND

  • @rami9274
    @rami9274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Patrick? Patrick? Is that You?”
    “No, Lewis, it’s not me, you’re mistaken”
    Fucking kills me every time lol

  • @mrclandestine9000
    @mrclandestine9000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    every scene and line of this movie is absolute GOLD

  • @theScytheofGod
    @theScytheofGod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    "Is that you, Patrick?"
    "No, it's not me, Lewis, you're mistaken."
    SOME OF THE BEST DIALOGUE OF ALL TIME.

  • @TheMrfizzyrocks
    @TheMrfizzyrocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    "No Lewis it's not me. You're mistaken." That line is so sarcastically dry it's funny as hell to me 😂

    • @unfathomable3434
      @unfathomable3434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Just mark the next settlement on my map already

    • @X1R-EZ
      @X1R-EZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aight Preston... Where next?

    • @rivierapalms6485
      @rivierapalms6485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha same!

    • @chi_chai
      @chi_chai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll mark that on your map.

    • @Only.D.G.
      @Only.D.G. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In spanish they dub it as "I'm not me, I'm Santa Claus"

  • @xryanv
    @xryanv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every line in this movie is fantastic.

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    god this seriously might be my favorite movie ever. It is totally enthralling on all levels.

  • @gdlywom
    @gdlywom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2711

    "Oh, my God....it even has a watermark!"
    😂😂😂
    I also like how they hesitated to show the card to him, almost like they knew he hated Paul Allen's guts

    • @TG-to5nf
      @TG-to5nf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Their hesitation is my favourite party.

    • @jamiebell734
      @jamiebell734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@TG-to5nf I too enjoy the hesitation party

    • @mr.thiccboi679
      @mr.thiccboi679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1.6 likes and only 2 comments? Lemme fix that

    • @adnanshamsi4894
      @adnanshamsi4894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s because they all know Paul’s card is better than theirs. Impressive, very nice…

    • @agdgdgwngo
      @agdgdgwngo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Paul Allen is like the top gun, they're a bit in awe and jealous.

  • @Ogahz94
    @Ogahz94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4117

    "There is a moment of sheer panic when i realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park, and is obviously more expensive than mine."
    Comedy gold.

    • @SlayerFoxX
      @SlayerFoxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      "I calm myself, and move into the bedroom" lmao

    • @Psyware
      @Psyware 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Agreed, i like the card comparing scene better though

    • @Jasonrm92
      @Jasonrm92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@SlayerFoxX Legit folded when he said that. I watched this movie for the first time 2 days ago. Amazing.

    • @thomashamilton7611
      @thomashamilton7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww whit brilliant lol simpky irresistible

  • @jeffsims8270
    @jeffsims8270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:19 - I love his lil dance he does when he mentions 'Hip To Be Square'! It slays my ass EVERYTIME!!! 😂🤣

  • @michaelbateman897
    @michaelbateman897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good to see morb stopped by for a cameo in this

  • @askiabilal3845
    @askiabilal3845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    LOL all the business cards say "vice president" classic

    • @ronj7677
      @ronj7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      askia bilal with the same phone #

    • @blackshadow7192
      @blackshadow7192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Well, there are several VPs in an investment bank

    • @themessenger2948
      @themessenger2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @AbolK2 And he is over analyzing it and obsessed with status.

    • @umachan9286
      @umachan9286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @ronj7677 It was the 80's, you called into the main switchboard and asked to speak to whomever because they didn't have direct lines.

    • @Ricky-oi3wv
      @Ricky-oi3wv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In finance vice president really just means assistant manager, so you'll have loads of them for each account.

  • @sixstringblues06
    @sixstringblues06 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the relief washes over me in an awesome wave

  • @zenreso4280
    @zenreso4280 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ive still been waiting for part 2 after 14 years

    • @josiah69
      @josiah69 ปีที่แล้ว

      Part 2 and 3 were taken down by TH-cam

  • @MrLilfee
    @MrLilfee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5314

    This movie is quite possibly the most underrated movie of all time. Straight masterpiece.

    • @captrodgers4273
      @captrodgers4273 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      i have to agree

    • @fuckem187
      @fuckem187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      +MrLilfee disagree, I think the film is in parts, especially the first half, the funniest I have ever seen. At the same time I struggle to watch it all the way through, I think because I find it so empty and crushing on the mind and soul. That is of course the purpose of the film, to show how empty and shallow the world Bateman lives in and how mad it drives him. But I dont know, I respect it but dont think its a great film. Ironically like I said it gets more laughs out of me than any other film.

    • @vetlebrekke5075
      @vetlebrekke5075 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      "underrated"

    • @Rylai_xiv
      @Rylai_xiv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      While I agree that it is a masterpiece, it definitely isn't underrated. Pretty much every movie buff I know absolutely adores this movie.

    • @CarterHayes77
      @CarterHayes77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      MrLilfee it's a pretty popular film and book. People forget the book is quite well known in reading circles.

  • @GinkgoPete
    @GinkgoPete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4667

    When he talks to the homeless man he legit sounds like the joker.

    • @publicopinion3596
      @publicopinion3596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He sure did in your mind

    • @Jeff5MeterStange
      @Jeff5MeterStange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yo is that Refan Staab?

    • @PsychoMetalKid
      @PsychoMetalKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You either die a hero..

    • @Jeff5MeterStange
      @Jeff5MeterStange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@PsychoMetalKid or live long enough to see you become Da Villain

    • @kutthroatgdnyt4671
      @kutthroatgdnyt4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Fuckin disturbing scene honestly. I think about civilizations like the Roman or British empires. In this scene, and others surely, you can see he believes himself way above the homeless guy, maybe even humanity itself. "You just have a negative attitude, I don't have anything in common with you." Like he's undeserving of the same existence as himself. Don't mean to rant it's just you know its art when it makes you think. The director/writer had something to say.

  • @jawbreaker8033
    @jawbreaker8033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I honestly love his little dance that he did before he killed Paul😆😆😆

  • @chaseeddy6927
    @chaseeddy6927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Is that Donald trumps car?”
    “God Patrick, shut up” 😂😂

  • @inkyhip458
    @inkyhip458 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2746

    I think his most versatile scene, besides the climax where Bateman is confessing on the phone, has got to be in the dry cleaners. He goes from frantic to angry to calmly psychopathic, back to angry to livid to gobsmacked to defeat to masking himself as a timid, yet friendly person to aprehensive while giving on mild expressions of still being livid all in 30 seconds. Fucking brilliant.

    • @professionalprocrastinator8103
      @professionalprocrastinator8103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Patrick Bateman is a sociopath and doesn't understand basic human interaction, let alone possess any ounce of empathy. When communication fails, he tries all the means he can think of, one by one, like a broken record, in the hope that one of these approaches will work.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
      The best moments

    • @tash6638
      @tash6638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@professionalprocrastinator8103 no he’s a psychopath. Sociopath is very different.

    • @idontknowwhattoputhere.3572
      @idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@professionalprocrastinator8103 No

    • @jackhayes6969
      @jackhayes6969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 Yes

  • @realchezboi
    @realchezboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3643

    *“Look at that subtle off-white colouring.”*
    *“The tasteful thickness of it.”*
    *“O h m y g o d”*
    *_“ I t e v e n h a s a w a t e r m a r k “_*

    • @Toven_WaveWatcherFi
      @Toven_WaveWatcherFi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The way you typed this is having me deaddd lmfao

    • @Kastigatr
      @Kastigatr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bryce, as Bateman opens his business card case: "Is that a gram?"

    • @viralheadquarters5159
      @viralheadquarters5159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      With no watermark in sight. Lol

    • @TheONE-kq3mm
      @TheONE-kq3mm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Incredible scene !!!

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      to be fair a watermark on a business card does sound pretty badass

  • @burrrrr8525
    @burrrrr8525 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “They don’t have a good bathroom to do cocaine” I almost spit out my drink 😂

  • @lukeingram7655
    @lukeingram7655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There's a moment of sheer panic ....when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park & is obviously more expensive than mine.

  • @TheAsocialNetwork
    @TheAsocialNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3660

    All jokes aside, I genuinely felt bad for Al and his dog. I'm glad that scene was cut a bit short in this video

    • @xfinafire
      @xfinafire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Me too. That poor little dog. 😭

    • @ThePaperSun
      @ThePaperSun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      My interpretation is that it didn't actually happen.

    • @Nzosaba_Matenge
      @Nzosaba_Matenge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@ThePaperSun we really don't know for sure what really happened

    • @bawoman
      @bawoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      yeah I skip over that part in this video (not in the film). Iyts just too much of a downer after laughing my ass off for all the rest of it

    • @user-ks7bq3su7w
      @user-ks7bq3su7w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      You didn't feel sorry for the homeless guy?

  • @condorsouthernlands4730
    @condorsouthernlands4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    “They don’t have a good bathroom to do coke in” the amount of times I’ve used that line.😅

    • @dynamicflashy
      @dynamicflashy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same here. Sadly.

    • @sstaners1234
      @sstaners1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m using that line next time I’m in a restaurant.

    • @weliveinasociety1154
      @weliveinasociety1154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “They don’t have a good bathroom to do my mom in”

    • @CATDHD
      @CATDHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who are you, people?

    • @johndoe6260
      @johndoe6260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sus people really sus

  • @masonmarcobello3164
    @masonmarcobello3164 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Is that all you ever have to contribute Van Patten, what about fucking dinner!?" 😂😂😂

  • @PearsHoney
    @PearsHoney ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The long waited part 2

  • @leewright7829
    @leewright7829 8 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    "Best of American Psycho" - the whole movie is golden haha

  • @caseyshort8475
    @caseyshort8475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    Patrick scowling at the pig while wearing reindeer antlers is one of my favorite frames in any movie.

    • @Meghnaaad
      @Meghnaaad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Someone put them on his head.

    • @Meghnaaad
      @Meghnaaad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Without him knowing

    • @asghfdasd708
      @asghfdasd708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine is when he scrounches his face up when Paul allen comments on cecilia's ass

    • @tabularasa3269
      @tabularasa3269 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Patrick scowling at the pig while wearing reindeer antlers talking to a stuffed polar bear with a thick German accent and gaily ringing a bell while rocking on an antique rocking horse is one of my favourite frames.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He’s a good Muslim, mashallah.

  • @jeffsims8270
    @jeffsims8270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:05 - I like Bryce's card holder. Idk why, just something slick about it even though it's not even fully shown.

  • @svenevens8027
    @svenevens8027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this movie is a legit masterpiece i watched it so many times

  • @mikem.8297
    @mikem.8297 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    : "O my god . . . It even has a watermark." LOL

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      impressive... most impressive

    • @Hedgehog3342
      @Hedgehog3342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mike M. omg love that part. too funny.

    • @AltoAtik
      @AltoAtik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @damnitimp8269
      @damnitimp8269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHHAHA

    • @jbot91
      @jbot91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know what a fucking loser you are?

  • @Ayw6bx
    @Ayw6bx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2024

    Am I the only who felt absolutely horrible for the homeless man? Yes, it’s fictional but it was heart wrenching, him begging and the dog next to him🥺

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Nah mate I’m utterly insane

    • @rileyhawkins9777
      @rileyhawkins9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Same, I adore this movie but I find that scene so hard to watch, it's so disturbing

    • @Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show
      @Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's the whole point

    • @rileyhawkins9777
      @rileyhawkins9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show yea I know that’s the point, doesn’t make it less hard to watch for me

    • @Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show
      @Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@rileyhawkins9777 I know it doesn't, it is terrible. The book is even more cruel

  • @kevinmulligan2006
    @kevinmulligan2006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:10 - the dog whines when Patrick reveals his bloodlust

  • @gabrielcastro4154
    @gabrielcastro4154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Insider trading? Just joking!"
    (Totally serious face) "Hey Hamilton, have a holly jolly christmas"
    Love that movie hahaha

  • @laurazaetz9505
    @laurazaetz9505 9 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Don't you love how he sounds like a radio DJ whenever he gets crazy?

  • @batomatom
    @batomatom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Nothing compares to the watermark scene. Not Paul Allens untimely axing, not twirling a chainsaw down the halls in his birthday suit, or even checking himself out while forking those two babes. Look at that subtle white colouring.

    • @gabe-a-ghoul691
      @gabe-a-ghoul691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      VivaMessico What a disgusting human being. You’re pathetic.

    • @thehomierasputin5471
      @thehomierasputin5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this comment thread is supremely confusing

    • @weefeatures
      @weefeatures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@thehomierasputin5471 Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

    • @Yrkr785
      @Yrkr785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just have to return some video tapes

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol forking.

  • @competitive_north280
    @competitive_north280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:29 notice how he takes the glasses off after he asks to see Paul Allen’s card almost like he’s taking off the sane mask he had on before.

  • @SethMcWeeb
    @SethMcWeeb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't wait for part 2

  • @sinandurmaz465
    @sinandurmaz465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    "I've been here this whole time you just didn't see me" this is like the whole plot of the movie, it's thrown there like a grain of salt i love it.

  • @BearBlanc7
    @BearBlanc7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    You know you're obsessed with this movie when you can recite the whole "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?" speech to random strangers at the bar.

    • @bluenose817
      @bluenose817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Victor Velocity most people don’t listen to the lyrics but they should because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and importance of friends but about the band itself

    • @salj.5459
      @salj.5459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blue Cheese I'm pretty sure he said the importance of trends

  • @PalmSpringsSketchComedy
    @PalmSpringsSketchComedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Your compliment was sufficient Louis" kills me every time

  • @dominicmairena801
    @dominicmairena801 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    needed this

  • @philippaul6039
    @philippaul6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    3:06 I love how he inadvertently admits his haircut is pretty good XD

  • @AT-sd9qq
    @AT-sd9qq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    This is one of these situations where if Bale made this now he would win every award in site.

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But there were so many good movies at that time.

    • @devanman7920
      @devanman7920 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely! We're in the worst age pf cinema possibly ever now. They make epic films now but nothing great.

  • @DM_Curtis
    @DM_Curtis ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't believe the Bryce prefers Van Patten's highlight clip to mine.

  • @pontiacmaniac7772
    @pontiacmaniac7772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how the cards are almost identical

  • @fraddi
    @fraddi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    your compliment was sufficient lewis

  • @Curtyy
    @Curtyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    That moment when you realize Batman chops down the Joker with an axe LOL

    • @The_Worst_Warlock
      @The_Worst_Warlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      BatEman*

    • @dtgris7291
      @dtgris7291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Batman: I never kill…
      Also Batman: Hey Paul, try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you f***ing stupid bastard!

    • @lamppost9151
      @lamppost9151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @wellbz bruh

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @wellbz bruh

    • @AMT_AllMyThoughts
      @AMT_AllMyThoughts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait...
      Wich joker did he played?

  • @aeiou901
    @aeiou901 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like how later on in the movie, his main excuse for leaving is that he had to return some videotapes. we see it when patrick attempts to strangle luis, minutes later when he is back in his office being questioned by detective kimball, and lastly when he breaks up with evelyn.
    also another short running joke i liked was that in the beginning of the movie when bateman had to leave, the other person would say, "oh you’re going to _____ isn’t that uptown/downtown?"

  • @brettrobertson2538
    @brettrobertson2538 ปีที่แล้ว

    absolutely love this movie

  • @rickycardenas5154
    @rickycardenas5154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    "is that a gram!?" LMFAO that character is always taking about coke

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lol he's my favorite character. I heard he went to rehab

    • @314rft
      @314rft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean you can't have a movie about yuppies without at least 1 coke head.

    • @mf289
      @mf289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 I heard he went to Dorsia? Gotta great bathroom there…

  • @LovelyKaix3
    @LovelyKaix3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    Did anyone else find it absolutely hilarious when he would get mad over the business cards? I don't know why I was dying of laughter 😂

    • @LovelyKaix3
      @LovelyKaix3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes! LMAO

    • @Andys61724
      @Andys61724 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha great flick

    • @LovelyKaix3
      @LovelyKaix3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      G4nst4Ch33se that was hilarious too.. idk why he was always going into every detail about the music lmfao

    • @circa1993
      @circa1993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      LETS SEE PAUL ALLEN'S CARD 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joygrace7924
      @joygrace7924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Psychopaths are known for getting highly upset over petty things, like a sunny day suddenly turning overcast while they are hacking to bits what had been a human being.

  • @kennytesta9312
    @kennytesta9312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simply one of the greatest actors

  • @nachtrevi82
    @nachtrevi82 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love the tension he's feeling over the cards he's about to have stroke

  • @MrOnomatopoiea
    @MrOnomatopoiea 8 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    I love Bale's delivery of "No, just cool it with the Anti-Semitic remarks..."

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also rather hypocritical.

    • @sipruphothsipruphoth3699
      @sipruphothsipruphoth3699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He may be a psychopath but at least he’s not a racist

    • @gregsander8439
      @gregsander8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Chandler Burse dude just cuz he throws insults around, doesnt mean he actually gives a fuck.

    • @masterpanos1990
      @masterpanos1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@williampoole1742 nigerians

    • @lopamurble4056
      @lopamurble4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Long Schnozzed Tribesman You’re splitting hairs here. Neither are fucking justifiable, and racism is a pretty clear sign of psychopathy. The cognitive dissonance required to be racist isn’t indicative of sanity.

  • @gianni206
    @gianni206 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    "...oh, it's cranberry juice-- cranapple" WINE! You could've said WINE, Patrick!

    • @robsmith1548
      @robsmith1548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jonny Lupus It's a dove bar

    • @Wishbone4evr
      @Wishbone4evr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah cuz blood is a LOT like wine 🍷

    • @thenarrator1921
      @thenarrator1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It's part of his character that he can't make good excuses but nobody fucking cares because everybody is interchangeable and too self-absorbed. Maked you realize more how much more genius this movie is. Now if you'll excuse me I have to return some video tapes.

    • @aquarius4884
      @aquarius4884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gabe-a-ghoul691 Yeah get him, stab an axe through his head. Grrgh.

    • @nolan3915
      @nolan3915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s the point same with how he always says he has to return videotapes...?

  • @TheDude7753
    @TheDude7753 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I LIKE TO DISSECT GIRLS. DID YOU KNOW I'M UTTERLY INSANE? “ 😂

  • @g.w.7893
    @g.w.7893 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    " ... and relief washes over me in an awesome wave."