Anastasia Kingsnorth talks friendship with Saffron Barker, recent breakup, and Love Island’s Molly

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[@m1scha]

georges voice actor doesnt get enough credit, hes very talented

[@laurenxx3845]

What do you mean?

[@m1scha]

@@laurenxx3845 unfortunatly george is only CGI

[@harriet_ram]

George's looks to the camera throughout this are brilliant

[@aphrarandall7187]

It’s great to see George’s voice actor getting the recognition he deserves but let’s give some love to glen it’s so hard to act against nothing and he does it so well

[@jessg8230]

the moshi monsters cupcake game in the candy cane caves was INCREDIBLE max youre after my heart honestly

[@hlw28tandl]

I love that George was very chatty and into it this week. We love George ❤❤❤

[@harrieleanor]

Got to be one of the best episodes yet. I want to see Glen drunk more on here I was crying with laughter!!

[@kieley-annosullivan9166]

This is the best episode you have done I'm dying of laughter here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@s1_auds]

thanks Glen Balegde, George and Ana for an amazing 1hr 30minutes, much enjoyed the energy throughout 😍

[@summerxx123]

max getting progressively more drunk is so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” i don’t like it, well you’ve done it now” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@_DN-xp4ro]

1:06:50 tells everyone how he talks about himself for hours, proceeds to talk about himself over the next few minutes about school houses IM DYINGGG never change max ily 😭

[@bigmaaan]

Glenn looks lovely in this episode

[@bethfrance5833]

That cake game had me in a chokehold 😂 I remember I used to fake my age to be like 4 because I thought the maths games would be easier but 7 year old me cried when my friend said I would go to prison for lying ❤ love the pod

[@elliemcculloch667]

they’ve gotten so good with george’s cgi!!

[@vongaichiwade164]

Glen ffs😂😂😂the way I HOWLED AHAHHA . It ain’t awful but it was the anticipation that killed me . Legit was in hysterics as I left the office listening to that part😂

[@frankiefox1280]

love glen and george’s podcast

[@gingernproud6514]

Glen and George, another brill pod ❤

[@esseven]

ahhh listening to them talk about the moshi monsters game brings back so many memories. i loved the cupcake game mode!!

[@lucy_2511]

georges cgi looks amazing in thsi one

[@chloenielson4983]

I love glen and george sm

[@ibag1379]

I’d love to see some guests that are more catered to George’s interests and knowledge tbf- great podcast though, love Anastasia

[@marshallgaler1752]

glen balagde was so funny in this podcast :DD

[@NatalieRowewaddle]

We did a Christmas performance in our houses. I was always in charge or the choreography and my house always won! Was the best thing ever

[@leahhamo19083]

1:17:13 I just knew George would pull a face or say something about max’s small town 😂

[@neonclawsavie]

HAHAH THE CAPTION SAYING KINGS NORTH 😭😭

[@arthurchan1993]

I love how Arthur Clarkey badgered (bullied) GLEN BALEGDI into coming out as a GLEN. Also George Arthur Clarkey needs a few drinks in him at the start of each episode 'cause he's even more adorable and animated than usual 😍😍

[@mercedesjay7]

Amazing podcast Glen xx

[@FluentlyAcademy]

Only me seeing a conection between George and Ana?

[@lucyloo223]

My school made Dora the explorer into a Christmas play and I cast myself as Dora 😂

[@lilliehx]

George’s cgi is getting so much better throughout each episode

[@0530evan]

thank god it is SUNDAY.......and the podcast......

[@taylorjx10]

early ❤ love this podcast. always looking forward for the next episode

[@jesscross123]

so excited for this one ❤

[@artoflasso]

29:20 you are correct about the degrees!!! nottingham trent/confetti have started content creation courses

[@elliemcculloch667]

i remember watching her gcse grade reveal and remarking her history D gcse ahah

[@xalexflanaganx]

She didn’t get all a*s either

[@_DN-xp4ro]

the absolutely shitfaced episode 😭 max is such a fun drunk i love him

[@Sophieex931]

The cake game was cake mania!! Omg loved those games 🤣 and diner dash!

[@Eliza-rv3gc]

moshi monsters cupcake game omg u just brought back a memory

[@Tommieetv]

oh wow glenn was real crazy this episode

[@hayatahmed3789]

This is maxs show and George is just there to correct him 😂😂

[@hannahjones8510]

Please could you guys make George's mic a bit louder, I loveeeee his input but he's a bit more soft spoken so its difficult to hear his sometime :)))

[@daisyrose9664]

I LOVED THE CUPCAKE GAME OMG!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW COS I NEED TO PLAY IT AGAIN

[@morgie_2.0]

No it was the moshi monsters ice cream stand for me, I would serve ice cream for hours and sometimes I still hear the background music playing in my head 😂😂

[@maeiliy]

HELPP KINGS NORTH TO KINGSMORTH 😭😭😭

[@neonclawsavie]

Hello all lovers of the pod🥰

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

George's little glances at the camera kill me

[@elliemcculloch667]

best part my week

[@kallidcy]

Green screen behind george is crazy

[@quornhubb]

someone please explain this joke to me i think i’ve missed something💀💀

[@TimErringtonSydney]

​@@quornhubbit's a 'George is not real' meme.

[@neonclawsavie]

Glen balegde 😍😍

[@5ofie]

Great podcast glen balegde

[@_itsgeorgina_]

you go glen coco 🤣🤣

[@isabellewilding6016]

That sounds exactly like my high school 😂 I was in Ripton, we always lost the pantomime competitions. Is he from Blackburn? 😂

[@Nataszawithaz]

Omg I used to be obsessed with themoshimonsterkitty that’s the girl she used to have beef with this is so weird for me 😭

[@gabiinprogress]

Max don’t feel bad, Glenn is my 61 year old father’s name

[@alexandergroome3147]

I love Anastasia and watch her TH-cam videos, she is very professional on here. I'm not on that TikTok thing as I think it's garbage and I avoid it

[@kingsnorthluvbot]

the moshi monster game was where u would make cupcakes

[@ShanMartia]

Love glens outfit today 💗🫶🏼

[@niamhamy2883]

when did she mention saff?

[@bethgravelingxo]

i do in fact remember the cupcake game

[@emilyjade167]

George is so funny, I wish he was real 😢

[@nicoladwyer4262]

Glen Balegde❤️❤️❤️

[@geecrossley2008]

Ship George and Anna PLEASE

[@darthbooks2005]

Love max he's amazing💙

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

George and glen looked fit in this episode

[@laurenbalcomb9152]

you go glen coco!

[@lauramardigian4121]

no bc one time i was playing a guess the flags game and i was so good bc i grinded the mini games in the castle thing

[@holly9758]

This episode is so funny

[@elizabeththompson2319]

I feel like Zoe is moving into nesting mode! Do parents clean toys? No judgment either way but all the tidying made me curious

[@richarddallee9082]

Glen Baledge

[@toukachuu127]

GLEN I REMEMBER THE CUPCAKE GAME ON MOSHI MONSTERS

[@jmat910]

Why did she lie about her GSCE's?! She's literally told us what she got in another video lol why lie on record 😂

[@Emily-sm6px]

that’s so weird, why would u lie 😂

[@Wonpillili]

Wow glen balegde is a real crazy guy

[@Nataszawithaz]

Hi glennnnn

[@branimdone]

we love GLEN balegde

[@beckysthings8480]

No way is she talking about the moshimonsterkitty😂

[@kushiahmed3197]

`yesss deffo

[@ayeshahahahaha]

Glen Balegde's my fav Balegde

[@pom.wmxoxo]

Pleaseeee get Jay and Romell as guests!!

[@Emily-sm6px]

if you watch ana’s gcse results video she defo didn’t get all A*s, a B and a D 💀 idk why she lied lmao

[@xalexflanaganx]

Ikr!!

[@leaha8297]

Who is Glen

[@megzina]

Not Glenn 🤣

[@isobel5563]

hi

[@Rosie0s]

I am back friends. I have food, Im about to smoke, its gonna get fun

[@lauronallen6535]

I love you glen ❤

[@oscarpiastriluvr]

GLEN BALEGDE

[@kadeytheedollx]

don’t appreciate anna walking in with a drink in her hand for an interview, UN👏PRO👏FESS👏ION👏AL👏

[@hayleyx843]

ok miss quarantine dance x

[@kadeytheedollx]

@@hayleyx843 my comment was a joke, get a grip

[@xalexflanaganx]

Can I just say she lied about her gcse results

[@Hello-ni1pj]

59:11 the funnies moment

[@wyattwaterhouse3180]

Glenn balegde

[@rachelwanless3756]

glen balegde ❤

[@Jxw238]

Glen

[@zaraprue5101]

anastasia and i have the same birthday

[@omgnazminkhanom260]

11mins in so borddd 😢

[@toukachuu127]

hi GLEN

[@vongaichiwade164]

Aww I fucking love u Glen😂

[@eliza7beth]

Club Penguin Gang✌🏻

[@daniellequain2192]

Max Glen Balegde

[@IFvideosandcreations]

Glen Balegde xx

[@grace9166]

This 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TimErringtonSydney]

Glennicus

[@amyflavin1633]

Max BaGLENde

[@toukachuu127]

the gg podcast; glen and george