Anastasia Kingsnorth talks friendship with Saffron Barker, recent breakup, and Love Island’s Molly

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[@m1scha]

georges voice actor doesnt get enough credit, hes very talented

[@laurenxx3845]

What do you mean?

[@m1scha]

@@laurenxx3845 unfortunatly george is only CGI

[@harriet_ram]

George's looks to the camera throughout this are brilliant

[@aphrarandall7187]

It’s great to see George’s voice actor getting the recognition he deserves but let’s give some love to glen it’s so hard to act against nothing and he does it so well

[@jessg8230]

the moshi monsters cupcake game in the candy cane caves was INCREDIBLE max youre after my heart honestly

[@hlw28tandl]

I love that George was very chatty and into it this week. We love George ❤❤❤

[@s1_auds]

thanks Glen Balegde, George and Ana for an amazing 1hr 30minutes, much enjoyed the energy throughout 😍

[@kieley-annosullivan9166]

This is the best episode you have done I'm dying of laughter here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harrieleanor]

Got to be one of the best episodes yet. I want to see Glen drunk more on here I was crying with laughter!!

[@bigmaaan]

Glenn looks lovely in this episode

[@summerxx123]

max getting progressively more drunk is so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” i don’t like it, well you’ve done it now” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elliemcculloch667]

they’ve gotten so good with george’s cgi!!

[@bethfrance5833]

That cake game had me in a chokehold 😂 I remember I used to fake my age to be like 4 because I thought the maths games would be easier but 7 year old me cried when my friend said I would go to prison for lying ❤ love the pod

[@marshallgaler1752]

glen balagde was so funny in this podcast :DD

[@lucy_2511]

georges cgi looks amazing in thsi one

[@esseven]

ahhh listening to them talk about the moshi monsters game brings back so many memories. i loved the cupcake game mode!!

[@frankiefox1280]

love glen and george’s podcast

[@jesscross123]

so excited for this one ❤

[@gingernproud6514]

Glen and George, another brill pod ❤

[@taylorjx10]

early ❤ love this podcast. always looking forward for the next episode

[@vongaichiwade164]

Glen ffs😂😂😂the way I HOWLED AHAHHA . It ain’t awful but it was the anticipation that killed me . Legit was in hysterics as I left the office listening to that part😂

[@chloenielson4983]

I love glen and george sm

[@ibag1379]

I’d love to see some guests that are more catered to George’s interests and knowledge tbf- great podcast though, love Anastasia

[@elliemcculloch667]

best part my week

[@0530evan]

thank god it is SUNDAY.......and the podcast......

[@mercedesjay7]

Amazing podcast Glen xx

[@NatalieRowewaddle]

We did a Christmas performance in our houses. I was always in charge or the choreography and my house always won! Was the best thing ever

[@leahhamo19083]

1:17:13 I just knew George would pull a face or say something about max’s small town 😂

[@Sophieex931]

The cake game was cake mania!! Omg loved those games 🤣 and diner dash!

[@arthurchan1993]

I love how Arthur Clarkey badgered (bullied) GLEN BALEGDI into coming out as a GLEN. Also George Arthur Clarkey needs a few drinks in him at the start of each episode 'cause he's even more adorable and animated than usual 😍😍

[@Tommieetv]

oh wow glenn was real crazy this episode

[@5ofie]

Great podcast glen balegde

[@neonclawsavie]

HAHAH THE CAPTION SAYING KINGS NORTH 😭😭

[@FluentlyAcademy]

Only me seeing a conection between George and Ana?

[@darthbooks2005]

Love max he's amazing💙

[@daisyrose9664]

I LOVED THE CUPCAKE GAME OMG!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW COS I NEED TO PLAY IT AGAIN

[@maeiliy]

HELPP KINGS NORTH TO KINGSMORTH 😭😭😭

[@lilliehx]

George’s cgi is getting so much better throughout each episode

[@elliemcculloch667]

i remember watching her gcse grade reveal and remarking her history D gcse ahah

[@xalexflanaganx]

She didn’t get all a*s either

[@Eliza-rv3gc]

moshi monsters cupcake game omg u just brought back a memory

[@neonclawsavie]

Glen balegde 😍😍

[@hayatahmed3789]

This is maxs show and George is just there to correct him 😂😂

[@neonclawsavie]

Hello all lovers of the pod🥰

[@morgie_2.0]

No it was the moshi monsters ice cream stand for me, I would serve ice cream for hours and sometimes I still hear the background music playing in my head 😂😂

[@nikofenton]

29:20 you are correct about the degrees!!! nottingham trent/confetti have started content creation courses

[@lucyloo223]

My school made Dora the explorer into a Christmas play and I cast myself as Dora 😂

[@ShanMartia]

Love glens outfit today 💗🫶🏼

[@holly9758]

This episode is so funny

[@isabellewilding6016]

That sounds exactly like my high school 😂 I was in Ripton, we always lost the pantomime competitions. Is he from Blackburn? 😂

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

George's little glances at the camera kill me

[@_itsgeorgina_]

you go glen coco 🤣🤣

[@bethgravelingxo]

i do in fact remember the cupcake game

[@laurenbalcomb9152]

you go glen coco!

[@BRANDURNSO]

we love GLEN balegde

[@kingsnorthluvbot]

the moshi monster game was where u would make cupcakes

[@nicoladwyer4262]

Glen Balegde❤️❤️❤️

[@Nataszawithaz]

Omg I used to be obsessed with themoshimonsterkitty that’s the girl she used to have beef with this is so weird for me 😭

[@alexandergroome3147]

I love Anastasia and watch her TH-cam videos, she is very professional on here. I'm not on that TikTok thing as I think it's garbage and I avoid it

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

George and glen looked fit in this episode

[@emilyjade167]

George is so funny, I wish he was real 😢

[@kallidcy]

Green screen behind george is crazy

[@quornhubb]

someone please explain this joke to me i think i’ve missed something💀💀

[@TimErringtonSydney]

​@@quornhubbit's a 'George is not real' meme.

[@gabiinprogress]

Max don’t feel bad, Glenn is my 61 year old father’s name

[@lauramardigian4121]

no bc one time i was playing a guess the flags game and i was so good bc i grinded the mini games in the castle thing

[@toukachuu127]

GLEN I REMEMBER THE CUPCAKE GAME ON MOSHI MONSTERS

[@hannahjones8510]

Please could you guys make George's mic a bit louder, I loveeeee his input but he's a bit more soft spoken so its difficult to hear his sometime :)))

[@ayeshahahahaha]

Glen Balegde's my fav Balegde

[@Elliot.143]

Wow glen balegde is a real crazy guy

[@lauronallen6535]

I love you glen ❤

[@richarddallee9082]

Glen Baledge

[@vongaichiwade164]

Aww I fucking love u Glen😂

[@megzina]

Not Glenn 🤣

[@rachelwanless3756]

glen balegde ❤

[@Nataszawithaz]

Hi glennnnn

[@grace9166]

This 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IFvideosandcreations]

Glen Balegde xx

[@geecrossley2008]

Ship George and Anna PLEASE

[@oscarpiastriluvr]

GLEN BALEGDE

[@pom.wmxoxo]

Pleaseeee get Jay and Romell as guests!!

[@wyattwaterhouse3180]

Glenn balegde

[@eliza7beth]

Club Penguin Gang✌🏻

[@omgnazminkhanom260]

11mins in so borddd 😢

[@Jxw238]

Glen

[@zaraprue5101]

anastasia and i have the same birthday

[@toukachuu127]

the gg podcast; glen and george

[@niamhamy2883]

when did she mention saff?

[@beckysthings8480]

No way is she talking about the moshimonsterkitty😂

[@kushiahmed3197]

`yesss deffo

[@TimErringtonSydney]

Glennicus

[@isobel5563]

hi

[@amyflavin1633]

Max BaGLENde

[@elizabeththompson2319]

I feel like Zoe is moving into nesting mode! Do parents clean toys? No judgment either way but all the tidying made me curious

[@Hello-ni1pj]

59:11 the funnies moment

[@daniellequain2192]

Max Glen Balegde

[@Annienolloth]

Why is no1 talking about max being drunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s a bloody mess

[@toukachuu127]

hi GLEN

[@jmat910]

Why did she lie about her GSCE's?! She's literally told us what she got in another video lol why lie on record 😂

[@Emily-sm6px]

that’s so weird, why would u lie 😂

[@tigerthrifts6806]

Glen Balegde 🤣

[@Rosie0s]

I am back friends. I have food, Im about to smoke, its gonna get fun

[@xalexflanaganx]

Can I just say she lied about her gcse results

[@sophiethomas24]

GLENNNNN

[@kadeytheedollx]

don’t appreciate anna walking in with a drink in her hand for an interview, UN👏PRO👏FESS👏ION👏AL👏

[@hayleyx843]

ok miss quarantine dance x

[@kadeytheedollx]

@@hayleyx843 my comment was a joke, get a grip

[@Emily-sm6px]

if you watch ana’s gcse results video she defo didn’t get all A*s, a B and a D 💀 idk why she lied lmao

[@xalexflanaganx]

Ikr!!