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  • @IZM3R
    @IZM3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Man, wish that skit was longer. The Dice man killed it.

    • @boredapathetic
      @boredapathetic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, oh!

    • @garyabernethy2
      @garyabernethy2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I could see that lady's bra

  • @briancannon3987
    @briancannon3987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The show is 90 times better than ridiculousness

    • @austinfiala5230
      @austinfiala5230 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No. It’s not. It’s at least 100000000 times better

    • @deathknight161
      @deathknight161 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that's not saying much

    • @filmsta5sixtoosie
      @filmsta5sixtoosie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's not even the same premise... and ridiculousness is on mtv... tosh was on comedy central... how can you even compare the two

    • @dylwaybake
      @dylwaybake 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Daniel Tosh’s new podcast is a million times better. Ridiculous was just cringe. That blonde girl is a mess in public haha.

    • @juanContreras-hj2bl
      @juanContreras-hj2bl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@filmsta5sixtoosie one has great writing

  • @sheineman1
    @sheineman1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Tosh: "Its hard to reach all the way around."
    ADC: "who u kiddin, you've reached around pleanty of times... Ooooh!"

    • @pyronite59
      @pyronite59 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OoooooooOoooohhhhhh

    • @easymac2004
      @easymac2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tosh bent OVA..........

    • @easymac2004
      @easymac2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rova took Ova, Ohhhhhh!!!!!

  • @zf5656
    @zf5656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    After i was bailed out of jail, I was told i had to stay in that particular county; not my own county to continue to work and live my life. My lawyer said, "the judge can't do that, and he knows it. But, it's not worth fighting."
    After i was released from the county, I was sent on a literal impossible mission; i found out that's not even how it works. The timeline made no sense (24 hrs if i remember) to complete my court orders.
    Duval county in Jacksonville FL. I can't remember the judges name.

  • @keatonscreations
    @keatonscreations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The dude is trying SO HARD not to laugh while the lawyer is talking to the judge

  • @ExplosionChimp
    @ExplosionChimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Judge literally just sent a man to jail for calling him a name.

    • @bdan6954
      @bdan6954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Judge literally just sent a man to jail for contempt of court.

    • @Yomommasbussy
      @Yomommasbussy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Calling people names is actually harassment...so lol

    • @bobboberson6664
      @bobboberson6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@Yomommasbussy weak sauce. Grow a pair

    • @bobboberson6664
      @bobboberson6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      The judge had a tiny wang

    • @allenmcdonald1878
      @allenmcdonald1878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Fr that's bullshit. Founding Fathers would roll over in their grave over this petty bullshit, on both sides. But I feel they'd be more pissed at the judge..

  • @commonsense5489
    @commonsense5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “I believe it was Ben Franklin that said even though I walk through the valley of death”😂😂😂

  • @simplez4ck
    @simplez4ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    god i love this show so much. seen this more than a dozen times never fails to split my sides.

  • @HowieRaps
    @HowieRaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    He said he accepted his apology but still gave a charge. That's a man with a complex

    • @victorspennato3008
      @victorspennato3008 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No

    • @sneb602
      @sneb602 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes?

    • @Maddogcommentor
      @Maddogcommentor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In states where laws are upheld, courts have VERY strict rules of conduct. In California, you can be an illegal alien who rapes someone and the state will give you a cash card, cell phone, hotel and food. I like wherever this judge is from!

    • @elliothill3953
      @elliothill3953 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There are rules for etiquette in a courtroom, was the judge excessive? Yes, but he could have likely been punished himself for not adjudicating a contempt sentence to the offender.

  • @BruklinBridge
    @BruklinBridge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I'm pretty sure Tosh can reach around just fine.

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ad before the video isn't even over but I'm already ☠

    • @konkeydong8524
      @konkeydong8524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oooh ionooo bout this one chief, ya might get canceled in today’s hypersensitive society. 😬😂

    • @BUrtREYNOLDSjr.
      @BUrtREYNOLDSjr. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "what is your damage little boy?"

    • @TWOhype23
      @TWOhype23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TabethaAurochs well what was the ad??

    • @Smarterthanasocialist
      @Smarterthanasocialist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations!

  • @FinznFowl82
    @FinznFowl82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Back in my drinking days I was pretty much like Otis on the Andy Griffith show, I was in jail almost every weekend. One time it was in the winter and the extreme cold was approaching. I was in jail with a homeless man and he was in on a shoplifting charge and he wanted to stay in jail for the winter months so he would have a warm place to stay. Well we had court one morning and he was before the judge when the judge gave him his sentence of 30 days, he told the judge "I can do 30 days standing on my head, ya prick" the judge replied, "For contempt of court, you can do another 60 days on your rear end." The homeless man replied "thank you sir" so when he was released it was spring and nice weather to be a homeless man. It was hilarious because the judge was just as funny. I'm pretty sure it wasn't his first time, everyone knew the homeless people would commit a petty crime and get locked up intentionally every winter so they would have a warm place to say. If I'm not mistaken one of the guys was charged with stealing a gumball machine and breaking it right there on the sidewalk and he was picking up the change when the cop pulled up.

  • @fluffstuffpootiebean1688
    @fluffstuffpootiebean1688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damn, judge wasn’t playing that day...must’ve got served his divorce papers. Bad timing, Brian.

  • @JavierFernandez01
    @JavierFernandez01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The dice are still rollin.

  • @PuadafaProductions
    @PuadafaProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Yes you can often get two sentences as “concurrent.” You can be charged for 10 years on on charge and 10 years on another, if they are from the same incident the judge can have you serve both sentences at the same time.

    • @Phil1053Locket
      @Phil1053Locket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol that’s not what he was talking about but this is true.

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who said you couldn’t

    • @dahleno2014
      @dahleno2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks captain obvious. What’d we do without your super power of stating obvious things. The world would end!

    • @ant1574
      @ant1574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dahleno2014 if don’t have something nice to say....

    • @coltenh581
      @coltenh581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ant1574 i mean look at the guy's name. kinda speaks for itself

  • @zacksrandomprojects9698
    @zacksrandomprojects9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lmfao! It was good to see the Dice Man in this skit! He nailed it. 🤣🍻

  • @JovialDaze
    @JovialDaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    With no disrespect but old Dice Clay looks like an SNL version of young Dice Clay lmaooo

  • @caseyboutillier7510
    @caseyboutillier7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love that tosh pulling on his stand up pals

  • @brandonmullins6862
    @brandonmullins6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Cant believe dice clay is in this lmaooo

    • @solidsoup5027
      @solidsoup5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that actually dice ?

    • @NavySARman
      @NavySARman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@solidsoup5027 Yes, that is Andrew Dice Clay. A true stand up legend.

    • @solidsoup5027
      @solidsoup5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NavySARman ain't seen much of him nowadays.

    • @davedave2882
      @davedave2882 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@solidsoup5027 sure is!

    • @comfortablynumblbg
      @comfortablynumblbg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yes it is

  • @georgethornburg9259
    @georgethornburg9259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I thought we were going to get Joe Pesci to help us with these youts.

    • @fightclub6291
      @fightclub6291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And now what….Mr stereotypical Italian name is a “yout”?

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fightclub6291 it is a line from the movie, "My Cousin Vinnie"

    • @fightclub6291
      @fightclub6291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ericwilliams1659 I know....I was quoting the judge in response

    • @DeRock401
      @DeRock401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ericwilliams1659 you just ruined comedy

  • @ryanh1275
    @ryanh1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    the fact a judge can give someone prison time for them saying something mean is mind blowing

    • @rotationtheory33
      @rotationtheory33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah I know. they just let one guy out and he cut his girlfriends head off in public. Happened a couple days ago

    • @alberthernandez5318
      @alberthernandez5318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rotationtheory33 I just read about that

    • @rotationtheory33
      @rotationtheory33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Albert Hernandez it’s absolutely mind blowing they let some people get bail

    • @dandrechesterfield5411
      @dandrechesterfield5411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's how the court makes money. They don't care about people.

    • @tylerbonser7686
      @tylerbonser7686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The fact that he threw a knife at his dad and isn't smart enough to keep his mouth shut is mind blowing.

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ok this was actually pretty funny. I haven't seen tosh in like ..10 years?
    Time to catch up and binge lmao

  • @seattlered3018
    @seattlered3018 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't believe he had the Dice man to defend his client! 😂😂😂 Hilarious!

  • @ubaygaper6349
    @ubaygaper6349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "judges are parents for people with shity once" that was good

    • @smoothcat1556
      @smoothcat1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *ones

    • @watchoutforsnak3s
      @watchoutforsnak3s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@smoothcat1556 When did people forget how to spell? I see it all over TH-cam. I’ll take the optimistic look and assume they’re non native English speakers with a poor grasp on grammar and spelling.

    • @HooyahPeacock
      @HooyahPeacock 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@watchoutforsnak3s you are correct. Numerous accounts on here are foreign accounts posing as Americans

    • @kristiskinner8542
      @kristiskinner8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HooyahPeacock or just ppl too lazy to go back and correct it lol

    • @kristiskinner8542
      @kristiskinner8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one but so not true

  • @BammyQ
    @BammyQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Tosh is on a roll!

    • @alonsomadariaga3764
      @alonsomadariaga3764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But. ... The show just cancelled 😭

    • @pnut3844able
      @pnut3844able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These are old lmao

    • @jordanbolm8517
      @jordanbolm8517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alonsomadariaga3764 that's how desperate comedy central is. 99% of their stuff sucks now so they have to put up old content

    • @elijahdada2000
      @elijahdada2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alonsomadariaga3764 when did he get canceled smh . All the good shows are getting canceled

  • @thetruebluedeath
    @thetruebluedeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The free Otis Campbell T-shirt is so wholesome.

  • @epicpotato8507
    @epicpotato8507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That was pretty funny. Dice might be primed for a comeback.

    • @user-qc3rj9sz2m
      @user-qc3rj9sz2m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'll be back in an hour. Get it? Hour back.

    • @TrevorHamberger
      @TrevorHamberger 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The show has never not been funny

    • @8beef4u
      @8beef4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-qc3rj9sz2m Say it for another 15 minutes lol

    • @fredhammer6413
      @fredhammer6413 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@8beef4u; I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SAYING AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.

  • @alexusbratva878
    @alexusbratva878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    if he sentences him to 60 days in county, does he really accept his apology?? Lol 120 days, and he even asked if he could take it back!

    • @vincenthammons6705
      @vincenthammons6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah it was effed up he knew he slipped up and all the judge did was prove him right.

    • @harrodsongs
      @harrodsongs ปีที่แล้ว

      He said he only did 33 days or something like that.

  • @patrickmcdaniel2845
    @patrickmcdaniel2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    For some reason I was expecting to see Joe Pesci walk through those courtroom doors.

  • @rs72098
    @rs72098 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The other option for sentencing outside of "consecutive" is "concurrent," which means the sentences will run at the same time.

  • @jesseswalters
    @jesseswalters 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had a case that was a bit worse. Got a DUI, luckily no one was hurt, it was just a dumb mistake to drive on my part. I had to go on probation and go to rehabilitation classes for 18 months. I did everything I was told and passed all of their tests. Right before I was supposed to be done suddenly the judge started laying into me and tossing me in jail for a week or 2 over petty nonsensical crap. They made me move into some half-way house despite having an apartment of my own and did everything to make my life hell. I couldn't keep a job thanks to their interference so they threw me in prison for a year. It wasn't until years later I found out they had met with my father who told them a bunch of lies to teach me a lesson or something (he has severe mental issues). As if going through hell for the next several years thanks to falsified evidence presented by my insane father wasn't bad enough, I get to know that I was convicted on hearsay which is extremely illegal and unprofessional, plus none of them ever bothered to talk to me and hear the truth. A certified counselor working for the state wrote a psych evaluation on me based on talking to my father... I never met her once.

  • @roberthubert7316
    @roberthubert7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was not expecting Dice!🤣 Thats awsome

  • @macko4042
    @macko4042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imagine a judge can sentence someone to time because they don’t like you… btw, the judge in the redemption was one the brink of laughing

    • @nathaniellopez4610
      @nathaniellopez4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Tommy Gunz exactly.. thats why I hate female judges.. imagine you look like her ex? Or the guy she couldn't get.. your outta there..

    • @nathaniellopez4610
      @nathaniellopez4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tommy Gunz same.. you really never know.. I got lucky with one of the best lawyers and just asked the judge why are we here again? After reading everything they just said release him on the days served.. all depends on how good the lawyer is and what the charges are.

    • @nathaniellopez4610
      @nathaniellopez4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tommy Gunz lol straight up.. some of them are hungry for the top spot or better position.. but most are there to make a quick buck

    • @rozieb2741
      @rozieb2741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Here is a novel idea, don't get your ass put in front of a judge. Then you don't have to worry about it.

    • @Youngsickbacchus
      @Youngsickbacchus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rozieb2741 oooh a little problem with that idea. We have rights that protect us even when we are put in front of that judge, so telling someone if they don’t want to be dehumanized just don’t commit a crime is inherently wrong. He was within his rights.

  • @Kaos1382
    @Kaos1382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Imagine you go to work every day and you have to decide whether you want to ruin someone's life by taking a part of it away and putting them in jail or prison.
    Now imagine if you were a sociopath, or a hateful cynic, or power hungry, or you just get your excitement knowing you have complete power over someone's life.
    One person decides whether to give you another chance when you're an addict, or whether to put you in jail for the maximum amount of time. If you get the wrong judge it can literally destroy your future, (depending on what you did obviously.)
    The "Justice" system is broken. People like this judge get off on power. An absolutely weak, fragile ego. Get's hurt by someone calling him a name and puts him in jail for 4 months over an insulting word. Fucking disgusting and broken system.

    • @Dubngrub
      @Dubngrub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Absolutely. Judges should Absolutely not be allowed to just throw additional punishment at you like that. They're supposed to be impartial and routinely prove they're anything but.

    • @tresden1174
      @tresden1174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont forget studies show that if you are sentenced before lunch you will serve more time than the same crime if sentenced after lunch. What a great system. Someones life hanging on some old assholes hunger.

    • @TrevorHamberger
      @TrevorHamberger 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know literally nothing about law. If you show up in court you have declared yourself legally incompetent and are at the mercy of the court. Get an education please

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TrevorHamberger When was the guy declared legally incompetent?

    • @cheefussmith9380
      @cheefussmith9380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TrevorHamberger he’s entirely wrong, but this is nonsense. Wtf are you talking about?

  • @613lcd
    @613lcd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the Foghorn Leghorn impression.....lol

  • @FAM0US-M0NSTERS-
    @FAM0US-M0NSTERS- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Dice Man cometh

    • @thomashayes400
      @thomashayes400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hickory dickory dock....the judge got called a..... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thomashayes400
      @thomashayes400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funnier: I wrote that before I watched the whole video! 😜

  • @joshuacharlton959
    @joshuacharlton959 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine if you had this judge with tourettes syndrome, you get life in prison

  • @matthewf53
    @matthewf53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I worked with this guy! Brian is a funny dude!

  • @P1983sche
    @P1983sche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha the dice man at the end. Lmao.

  • @shawnleach8726
    @shawnleach8726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmfao
    Did not expect to see the Dice Man
    You get em Daniel

  • @cmbtvet2286
    @cmbtvet2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That made me laugh more than I thought it was gonna.

  • @whatshappeningalbuquerque
    @whatshappeningalbuquerque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Andrew Dice Clay was a great touch! 🤣

  • @austinfiala5230
    @austinfiala5230 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    DANIEL TOSH FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dillonhelm3610
    @dillonhelm3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I feel like dice clay should have a spot somewhere on tosh

  • @13lakeSullivan
    @13lakeSullivan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahah the music when Dice walks in. OHHHHH! OHHHHHHH!!!

  • @chrisrobertson7982
    @chrisrobertson7982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey Tosh, not consecutive would be known as concurrent lol, we have to educate our non-criminal friends 😂😂

  • @ryansimmons6736
    @ryansimmons6736 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Makes me wonder if there is some poor guy out there with tourrete’s serving life.

  • @toddvistain8179
    @toddvistain8179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy crap this is the funniest one I've seen yet

  • @paterson90
    @paterson90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this character for Tosh. This could be it's on movie right here lol

  • @AtomicApe13
    @AtomicApe13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Was Epic ‼️

  • @sebastianalvarado2390
    @sebastianalvarado2390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does he remind me of the guy who was at the court in The Bee Movie 😂
    Daniel that is lol

  • @miscosoop
    @miscosoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol dice as his lawyer is hilarious.

  • @christophereaton4694
    @christophereaton4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Many years ago a friend was in court for a marijuana charge.
    At the end of the the hearing, after the judge had issued a harsh sentence, the judge asked if he had anything to say.
    My friend asked if the court was adjourned. Judge said yes.
    My friend then berated the judge as being anything but just.
    The judge started banging his gavel shouting contemt of court.
    My friend yelled back. This court is adjourned!
    The whole room laughed.

    • @michaelvandevusse3728
      @michaelvandevusse3728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Since it was adjourned did he not get in any more trouble for his actions, or did it make his situation end up worse?

    • @christophereaton4694
      @christophereaton4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@michaelvandevusse3728 He suffered no repercussions.

  • @obedreyes7737
    @obedreyes7737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That judge really knows how to abuse power... your not allowed to call me any names, 60 days in Jail!

  • @stenbak88
    @stenbak88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That corruption was insane. Calling someone a name isn’t illegal and judges seem to think they are Gods

  • @Submersed24
    @Submersed24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    That's pretty corrupt that a judge can just add time for an insult

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Many of them have massive egos and an insane amount of power. It’s ridiculous.

    • @Goblinoid-o
      @Goblinoid-o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      it’s called contempt of court

    • @wifegrant
      @wifegrant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@FirstFamilyCharger Most of them are voted into their position. Their not even qualified for it. A judge should be impartial, regardless of what has been said in the court room. If anything, the judge should be sentenced and fired.

    • @MisterMooster
      @MisterMooster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@FirstFamilyCharger Judges do deal with a lot of crap and stress, it's not an easy job- don't give them an excuse to take it out on you, just be respectful, it's not that tough.

    • @cheefussmith9380
      @cheefussmith9380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He can insult the judge all he wants, he cannot disrupt court to do it.

  • @katiehoholick420
    @katiehoholick420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this was my favorite ... love the DiceMan

  • @donvrgz9470
    @donvrgz9470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy looks like Luke Wilson in "Idiocracy" lmao

  • @NorthTexasEagle1989
    @NorthTexasEagle1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Andrew Dice Clay going to take on the new generation!

  • @Mr.Schitzengigglez
    @Mr.Schitzengigglez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't believe you brought Clay in for this.
    I mean, he has shuffleboard at 2:30, just after lunch, reruns of The Andy Griffith Show, until dinner, and, he's complete junk after his bedtime meds.
    I don't know how he pulled it off.

  • @jonnyhalo1041
    @jonnyhalo1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So good! Thank you sir

  • @bestsnowboarderuknow
    @bestsnowboarderuknow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Weird that one person can have that much power

    • @rickwilliams967
      @rickwilliams967 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's really low level power dude.

    • @Duggieboy777
      @Duggieboy777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's all relative.

  • @sillykanji
    @sillykanji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just don't understand how you can take someone's freedom for saying a word you don't like. Literally mind fucking blowing.

    • @pnut3844able
      @pnut3844able ปีที่แล้ว

      He can't, it's illegal. He literally just broke the law

  • @jasgoon
    @jasgoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dice Man Cometh! love ADC

  • @BillyT886
    @BillyT886 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    On of the best tosh acts ever!

  • @everready19373
    @everready19373 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was killer!! The Dice MAN!!!

  • @zf5656
    @zf5656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:26 that's actually a thing; where you are released to keep your life together, yet you have to serve a certain amount of jail time; otherwise, solid joke.

  • @sickstuff7624
    @sickstuff7624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It is hard to reach all the way around. I remember watching Dice as a kid and trying to do it. It’s impossible.

  • @ColtonBarrett
    @ColtonBarrett 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Missed opportunity to do like The Breakfast Club. "Eat my shorts. What was that, you want another? Yeah! That's another detention, I'll see you next Saturday. Good! I've got you for the rest of your life."

  • @jeremycoffman9771
    @jeremycoffman9771 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Priceless

  • @GeoRell
    @GeoRell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    From the time dude walked in i died till the end

  • @zvenomx1478
    @zvenomx1478 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been waiting for this one

  • @kristiskinner8542
    @kristiskinner8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol freedom of speech isnt a thing in a courtroom talking to the judge . I know this first hand and my 2nd attorney told me to keep my mouth shut if I didnt want the max. I kept my mouth shut that time lol

    • @krotchlickmeugh627
      @krotchlickmeugh627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It quite literally is you authoritarian schmuck

  • @RobbsHomemadeLife
    @RobbsHomemadeLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow, we get Tosh in a Seersucker suit and no jokes about it... but at least we got to see ADC again. thumbs up.

  • @PiperPruiksma1986
    @PiperPruiksma1986 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How do i get the unblurred version

  • @Dis_broad_loud_in_every_movie
    @Dis_broad_loud_in_every_movie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These videos give me life!

  • @dogsavethequeen7689
    @dogsavethequeen7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that was the best yet

  • @Trollin4n00bz
    @Trollin4n00bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great redemption but Tosh's audience clearly don't know who Andrew Dice Clay is.

  • @tch8787
    @tch8787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dices eye looks like it’s falling off a cliff even with glasses on

  • @thatguyoveryonder
    @thatguyoveryonder 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This one was so good!

  • @krisbatz4803
    @krisbatz4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:35 jury there looks like Lori lightfoot lol 😂

  • @MeowNSheeit
    @MeowNSheeit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:08 That dude went out on like 10 highs 😂 he was toasted.

  • @rosco664
    @rosco664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man they brought out Andrew Dice Clay 😳🤣

  • @ProjectXBlueDreamX
    @ProjectXBlueDreamX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Judge John Hurley couldn't take a dirty word hurled his way 😂

  • @ginaharden2111
    @ginaharden2111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good one, Daniel! Great lead counsel-I wasn't expecting him LOL!!

  • @trentlothringer2867
    @trentlothringer2867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is classic!! That was awesome he got the DICE MAN to be the lawer in classic fashion!!!

  • @michaelrubino2018
    @michaelrubino2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had 15 felony charges and got 0 prison time and got all charges dropped. Another dude had 2 felony charges in there and got 18 months prison. I live in Florida.... You gotta know how to play the game. Also he had a paid lawyer and I a public defender.. haha

    • @mrsilver8517
      @mrsilver8517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How'd you do that?
      Simply say nothing and make them prove their case, right?

    • @michaelrubino2018
      @michaelrubino2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrsilver8517 there are other options you can choose. They had me dead to rights 100 percent. I said I was a drug addict and they gave me drug court. That was that.

  • @newguy3588
    @newguy3588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When did Jeb Bush become a judge?

  • @andreathompson-bg4hl
    @andreathompson-bg4hl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The dice man yes!

  • @PhyuckYu619
    @PhyuckYu619 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The dice man still has it.

  • @Shinobi33
    @Shinobi33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Of course he's from Broward County.

  • @andrewjames2932
    @andrewjames2932 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Live action version of the breakfast club mess with the bull you get the horns scene.

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Have you been back?"
    "Actually, I was."
    Actually, no one is surprised.

  • @risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302
    @risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Dice Man cometh!

  • @julessompayrac2317
    @julessompayrac2317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was the best redemption yet

  • @darrellid
    @darrellid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nostalgia appearance from the Dice Man ftw.

  • @HowieRaps
    @HowieRaps ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Judge is the typical power hungry loser lmfao every single judge in my county is the kid you picked on throughout grade school 😂

  • @torridsaber
    @torridsaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i have that same green desk lamp

  • @alrey3967
    @alrey3967 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    👍🏽 yeah

  • @wealthyblackman2655
    @wealthyblackman2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Dice man cometh!!

  • @GalactusOG
    @GalactusOG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shoenice is a cool dude.