I remember seeing a video a long time ago, not sure how true it was but there were Walmart in China but their prices were actually too high compared to local merchants. Go figure 😆
@@jootai I live in China there are Walmart stores here. I was surprised when I first arrived & my employer said that they would take me to a store to buy things for my flat, we walked about 7 minutes and the fricking store they took me to was Walmart! I flew 15 hours away from my home in the States just to live less than 10 minutes from Walmart! Crazy
@@jootai Walmart is everywhere, I know for a fact they have it in Canada, India, and even Japan (it has a different name there, but its the same company just rebranded for Japan)
It's really hard to get banned from walmart. On top of that, another cashier knew he was lying about price matching. With as many people as they see a day, he was definitely an asshole since they knew him.
Not really hard to get banned. I know someone banned for life for shoplifting. A decade later that dude is still at it. It's basically a piece of paper and a legal threat.
The redemption is usually the least funny part of the bit. Cewebrity profiles are better for that reason. Plus, I don’t think Tosh cared to make this guy seem likable, because he isn’t. He was probably an asshole that threatened and yelled at employees.
I was going to say learn your math, because you are wrong, but I am wrong. You are correct. It is the difference in price of the showcases. There is insufficient evidence to tell whether one dollar or two dollars is closer in price.
Mathematically, we can't say for sure, but if we use some inference from TPiR (the 2nd showcase is almost always worth a crapload more) then it's actually likely that honkersaurus lost and Joe won.
A man with that beard doesn't feel embarrassment. Besides, I think you pretty much leave your dignity at the door as soon as you step foot in a Wal-Mart.
Walmart accused my 72 year old dad of trying to scam them. He bought a ac when he opened the box is was a used ac. Whe. He took it back they said he was trying to scam them. He told the kids if he was 25 years younger he'd kick their asses for calling him a thief. They called cops and banned him
They weren't bidding on the same showcase. There's no guarantee she's closer to the actual price of HER showcase just because she bid $1 more than him. If his showcase was $1.01 less than hers, he still wins. PLOT HOLE!
@@donewrite3521 Have you ever worked retail? The customer is almost never right lol. You suck up to the customer so you don't get in trouble with managment.
@@steelisthemeal Daily walks and excersice with the Kids, Gaming, Local parks, movies, laser tag, trampoline, ordering things online from Amazon because Walmart is a disgusting place where people get mad and thrown out of over $2 discounts. Any of that
@@AlexanderSimic Supporting Amazon is bad? You're one of those blind consumers who think we need to "support" certain businesses, aren't you? Best prices and best service gets my money. Not my job to support anyone but myself and my family.
@ back when Xbox 360 was around I used to steal accessories like hard drives and controllers, took them to a friend of mine that sold weed and did tattoos in exchange for these stolen things. Great times but not worth losing your freedom over
I've been banned from Wal-Mart before, it's a joke. I actually applied for, interviewed, and was offered employment afterwards. Never showed up for work of course, it was just to prove a point.
I was banned from one too. Store manager accused me of trying to steal his associates ..... Problem is I worked for wal mart at the time and I walked in there many times because the store manager didn't know who I was
"How much do you make in a year?"
"Not enough."
Legit answer.
enuff for 10g in shitty tats
@@oysterpep not funny
I get paid weakly, every week!
rofl "We always love having the troops on the show. Thank you for your service." give that writer a raise!
He literally turned around lifted his hands up and said “death to America” 🤣
@@poetato5331 Nice catch! About 7:49
🤣😆🤣😛🤣😆
Whitest kids yknow did it better over a decade ago
This aged well
Its always been so amazing how Tosh's writers are so on point and Tosh's delivery of said lines are whats so gold
"They actually just opened a Walmart in China so the children can see what they made." 😭😂😂😂
That was a killer roast
I remember seeing a video a long time ago, not sure how true it was but there were Walmart in China but their prices were actually too high compared to local merchants. Go figure 😆
What an original joke!
More original than your user name and pfp lmao
@@TorqueJones420 Are you talking to me, shitlips?
"Two in the Plinko on in the Stinko!" LOVE IT!!
Was looking for that comment.
And so does she
That Bob Barker 70s microphone is hilarious.
😂😂😂
I knew I could count on the comments section to provide some context on that one
I can be having the worst day. But as soon as I start watching these clips I remember how great it feels to laugh.
that woman licking the carpet is amazing
6:25
Is it? I googled that just to check, everything I saw was better....🤣🤣🤣
Bro, what this world needs in this pandemic is another stand up comedy special from you!
Yuhh just stand on up there, so everyone can laugh ( literally just stand there) 😂
@@jasoncashapp3454 yeah sorry bro we're not all funny looking like you are 🤣 i can't just stand there and make people laugh like you tho.
Wolverine sure put on a few pounds after his last movie
😆😆😆😆
His claws are butter knives...
This is by far the least he’s ever connected with a guest
Because the dude is a liar
Idk the pocket dig was pretty inviting
Whats a ruptured spine
Did he mean herniated discs?
@ricks mouth drip kkk where democrats.
Damn every Walmart in the world? Lol
And sam's club 😂
Spoiler alert, only merica has wallmart.
@Dont Matter I’ve been banned. Went back the next week. Don’t see how they actually plan on enforcing it.
@@jootai I live in China there are Walmart stores here. I was surprised when I first arrived & my employer said that they would take me to a store to buy things for my flat, we walked about 7 minutes and the fricking store they took me to was Walmart! I flew 15 hours away from my home in the States just to live less than 10 minutes from Walmart! Crazy
@@jootai Walmart is everywhere, I know for a fact they have it in Canada, India, and even Japan (it has a different name there, but its the same company just rebranded for Japan)
2:47 should be a meme 😂😂😂 "i have diarrhear"
His shirt “one in the plinko two in the stinko”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I banned myself from Walmart after going there once.
Getting banned from Walmart is like a criminal getting banned from prison... EPIC WIN
“Fool me once..... you can’t get fooled again”
"Two in the Plinko, One in the Stinko."
I want that shirt.
The mike he is using for Price is Right parody.....perfect!...HAHAHAHAHA
Best Walmart joke to date still remains Larry the Cable Guy.
Knocked over a whole shelf at Walmart. Did 10’s of dollars of damage!
Damn, Daniel! Your casting director knows how to pick out models.
Well its hollywood. Any hot girl wants to be an actor or model
@@timowthieand they’re happy to lick a carpet too 😂
This guy is hewhawlarious! I love Tosh! Gets me through some epic, pandemic times...🤣
That dude actually was arrested after the cops seen video of him allegedly threatening the employees for not price matching lol
Filing a false police report is a crime.
@@donewrite3521 yep I know
@@donewrite3521 true
Believing someone accused of a crime is innocent just because they say so is naivete at it's finest too. "I didn't do nothing!"
@@SuperMontsta yeah believing a cashier at Wal-Mart just because they say so. Wal-Mart hires some crazy ass people though.
Casting deserves a raise.
Always nice to stop in for the string of zingers.
He doesn’t get enough credit for that 😂 his stand up is good too he aims to hurt feelings ever. Time.
This dude is the dictionary definition of a Walmart shopper.
I get the feeling that Daniel's guest wasn't being completely honest.
I'm embarrassed about how many Price is Right references I got.
The guy choking the lady was perfect hahahahaha 🤣😂
Two in the plinko one in the stinko 😂😂😂💀
Funny stuff.
This one clip is funnier than Ridiculousness 12 years combined.
Always love the Todd Glass cameos
Left out that the guy threatened the cashier and the store, and was actually convicted on the charges brought against him.
well what's funny about that?
That's hilarious. 😂 Made my day. Chuckled all day over that
you have proof?
Damn those assistants are goodlooking
Can we talk about the fucking smoke shows that work on Tosh?
The ankle bracelet on the first model was a nice touch!
Tosh's savageness has no limits
It's really hard to get banned from walmart. On top of that, another cashier knew he was lying about price matching. With as many people as they see a day, he was definitely an asshole since they knew him.
Not really hard to get banned. I know someone banned for life for shoplifting. A decade later that dude is still at it. It's basically a piece of paper and a legal threat.
This bloke has amazing chemistry with Daniel.
So youre an honest man!
No.
Youre an honest man?
Im an honest man, yes.
😂
banned every Walmart in the world? that is crap, yeah all the millions of walmart employees have to remember his face ?
This was just a 100% phone in. there was no redemption.
The redemption is usually the least funny part of the bit. Cewebrity profiles are better for that reason. Plus, I don’t think Tosh cared to make this guy seem likable, because he isn’t. He was probably an asshole that threatened and yelled at employees.
@@Weoutherewildin Who knows, but that's my guess. Walmart does allow price matching, so unless one is being a total dick about it, it should be fine.
For life? And he didnt even relieve himself laying down on the customer item conveyor belt?
"The cost is correct" 😂
Just in time for the holidays!!
This guy was my roommate's brother I've drank with this guy he is an awesome dude haha
Two in the plinko
One in the stinko 🤣🤣🤣
Anyone else notice that he didn't necessarily lose the showcase??? He could've been closer in price still....
I was going to say learn your math, because you are wrong, but I am wrong. You are correct. It is the difference in price of the showcases. There is insufficient evidence to tell whether one dollar or two dollars is closer in price.
Mathematically, we can't say for sure, but if we use some inference from TPiR (the 2nd showcase is almost always worth a crapload more) then it's actually likely that honkersaurus lost and Joe won.
Thank you to New Girl season 1 episode 22! XD Ive entirely forgot about tosh for like 10 years lol
He called the female contestant “Honkasauras” 😆
I love that he gets help from the audience after being asked "How are you doing today?" and then they boo his answer.
I love that long microphone there Tosh that's great and I want that husband t shirt
I am banned from Ebay for life and they will not tell me why. I had only bought a few items from Ebay and never sold anything on it. Strange.
A man with that beard doesn't feel embarrassment. Besides, I think you pretty much leave your dignity at the door as soon as you step foot in a Wal-Mart.
As a Walmart shopper, I can say that you are incorrect. I left my dignity all the way back in the parking lot
This guy should make a t-shirt with. “The cost is correct” on the front and then “banned from Walmart’s” on the back lol
Really really wish i could see his shopping list lol along with everyone else in texas and oklahoma
Why TX and OK? Lmaoo..
that microphone killed me
No one going to mention the two in the pink one in the stink t-shirt
I just saw plinko and stopped reading 🤣
😂🤣😂⚰️
Nobody gonna mention Daniel trying to steal Wilma Flintstone's look with that necklace?
When I go to walmart I go in the auto center, it's usually closer to the crap I need to buy anyways. And I can avoid the herd.
Tosh's outfit is from The Mexican...
I will literally drive farther and pay more,
just so I don't have to go to a Wal-Mart.
Lie
@@brody1311 Psshh lol ok...
I 100 avoid that place like the plague!
To buy the same thing as walmart
I order online and then say things are damaged to get some stuff for free. I get em back whenever I can.
If her showcase was worth more than his, he still would win with the $1 bet. Writer math fail.
At first, I thought to myself, wrong you are, but after further consideration, I realized that it would be possible for him to win with that bid.
the second showcase is almost always worth more that the first so he probably won
He quit wrestling after a chair shot? That’s a pretty standard move.
It's obvious something went wrong.
@@Yophillips3272 would you let one accident derail your dream?
He probably got banned from wrestling.
Walmart accused my 72 year old dad of trying to scam them. He bought a ac when he opened the box is was a used ac. Whe. He took it back they said he was trying to scam them. He told the kids if he was 25 years younger he'd kick their asses for calling him a thief. They called cops and banned him
They probably would’ve jumped your gpa sounds like he got lucky
Half the boxes they have on the shelves are always smashed in not good look for the store.
Good
That wrestling story really puts that zigzag in the back of his cranium in perspective.
All legit answers lol. I like this guy.
They weren't bidding on the same showcase. There's no guarantee she's closer to the actual price of HER showcase just because she bid $1 more than him. If his showcase was $1.01 less than hers, he still wins. PLOT HOLE!
The ankle bracelet on the model.... funny
Anybody who admits that getting banned from Walmart was the worst day of their life should be put to death.
Walmart does not sell assault rifles.
Yea, that's a male Karen. I'm gonna need to see how he acted to the employees
Customer is always right the employee is a pos and should just ring item up not play dictator of wal-mart.
@@donewrite3521 ok Karen.
@@jekl_6749 Exactly
@@donewrite3521 Have you ever worked retail? The customer is almost never right lol. You suck up to the customer so you don't get in trouble with managment.
The cashier that got in his business was the ultimate Karen 🤣
lmfao they even sell scratch offs by the exits now...
Two in the plinko one on the stinko 😂
Target does have the best bathrooms. And coldest water fountains
I love assualt rifles every person should own one
That Afghan jokes hits home.
I don't look at Walmart as an American store. I see it as a Chinese store.
Honkosaurus 😅😂🤣
Why is tosh dressed like he on high medium with a mom that sends a lot of money 😂
I love toshs' microphone, making fun of bob barker
Best thing about that skit was the hot chicks in it.
I can side with walmart on this one. Those people price matching are so annoying to wait behind in line
They go twice a day, because going to Walmart is the only thing to do in that household.
What exciting things do you have going on?
@@steelisthemeal Daily walks and excersice with the Kids, Gaming, Local parks, movies, laser tag, trampoline, ordering things online from Amazon because Walmart is a disgusting place where people get mad and thrown out of over $2 discounts. Any of that
@@floatinggoose9197 Supporting Amazon is even worse than visiting the Wally world. I am ashamed to do both
@@AlexanderSimic Supporting Amazon is bad? You're one of those blind consumers who think we need to "support" certain businesses, aren't you?
Best prices and best service gets my money. Not my job to support anyone but myself and my family.
@@SuperMontsta Amazon bought IMDb movie site and deleted the forums
“Two in the Plinko one in the Stinko”
Why was the model wearing an ankle monitor? Lol
Here’s the thing, I shoplifted from Walmart and was told I was banned for life well I actually go here and there. They can’t enforce it lol
What were you trying to steal?
@ back when Xbox 360 was around I used to steal accessories like hard drives and controllers, took them to a friend of mine that sold weed and did tattoos in exchange for these stolen things. Great times but not worth losing your freedom over
@@luciferStar420
ahh... weed and tattoos
everyone needz a
friend like that
Love the beard
Tosh is a genius
I haven't been to a Wal-Mart in over 10 years
Tell me how this man has a reverse goetee?!??
This is the real question
I had to google it... it's actually called a Klingon beard. Wtf?!
Inbreeding
I've been banned from Wal-Mart before, it's a joke. I actually applied for, interviewed, and was offered employment afterwards. Never showed up for work of course, it was just to prove a point.
I was banned from one too. Store manager accused me of trying to steal his associates ..... Problem is I worked for wal mart at the time and I walked in there many times because the store manager didn't know who I was
as I look down a wave of Shame and disgust came over me as I gazed upon my beige wall to wall carpeting
Lol. It's ok bro. Dont let Tosh carpet shame you
You know he could probably go to the next closest Walmart and nobody would fucking notice
I only like that the Mic is appropriately sized now.
I killed my husband t shirt. Lol riot
Love toshs lady pearls.
Banned from going to Walmart. 😶
Looks like he got his Christmas present. 🎅🏼🎁
Nice pearl necklace 😂
Good to see Todd glass is going alright lol