Shit does not steam, at least not naturally. The internal body temperature is 37°C while water only starts steaming at it's boiling point of 100°C. MYTH DEBUNKED.
Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit. Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing." "That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"
Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist responds: "I'm not gonna get triggered by dlguiga."
Wrap bit got me stunlocked. He made a whole ingredient supply chain ignoring you could just eat the tortillas solo. Roll that shit up and walk around the house contemplating nothing.
the cheese conversation has me livid how would it be an insane proposition to just like buy a block of cheese and use it for various foods, one of those being a quesadilla?
He's so real for the bread support, it is a humanity staple. It's so good, and versatile as well. There's a reason they tell you how to make it in the Bible, The Lord wants you to know how to make bread. It's engrained in our culture!
The wise middle way: Naan. Freezes well; good for wrapping and can be made into chips via baking; but also can be cut in the middle to make a sandwich.
Couldn’t think of a joke answer so I’ll give you the real one: Wraps typically are made of leavened dough (using yeast). Tortillas typically wouldn’t have used yeast. And that’s outside of the fact that “tortillas” comprises corn and flour categories, but when comparing the two I figure we’re talking about wraps vs flour tortillas. Sometimes there’s no difference, and a bread or tortilla company will carry an alternative packaging for their large tortillas, label it “wraps” and charge a premium over their identical product labeled “large flour tortillas” lol Furthermore, if you’re looking at wraps, you’ll see flavored/seasoned ones like “red pepper” “tomato basil” and a whole lotta “whole wheat wraps” for their health nut target demographic. Usually can’t get away with that while keeping the “tortilla” label
@@Michael-kp4bd That makes sense. I guess I've always thought they were basically the same, although now when I think about it sometimes you get the very large, thin wraps that are almost translucent but definitely made of flour. That's probably more of a wrap than a thicker flour tortilla
LIbrarian you make the best videos on the planet I watch every single one but can you delay chat by 1 or 2 more seconds it pops up *before* NL says some things and it kind of throws me off 9:59 spin cycle example I'm glad that you speed it up so that the twitch delay isn't so bad, but it's a second or two too fast
drinking a caca cola and a poopsi at the same time *NOT CLICKBAIT*
Caca cola holy +2
im 10 years old fuck
So early this shit still steaming
Indeed
😋
+poo
Shit does not steam, at least not naturally. The internal body temperature is 37°C while water only starts steaming at it's boiling point of 100°C. MYTH DEBUNKED.
Wait WHAT. Is it really?
Poop sandwich debate got chat reconstructing their idea of a value proposition, call that the Shit of Theseus
+2
bars
the Ship of Feceus
Mountain poo
Doctor pooper
The amount of money it'd take for me to eat a poop sandwich entirely depends on how well off I am. If I'm a millionaire, I'm eating it for free.
????
1 Million Dollars or the chance to share a shit sandwich with Elon Musk?
He gotta eat man @@rtol-1105
@@StormKidProductions Obviously you share the shit sandwich, making connections with Elon Musk is much more valuable than a million dollars
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NL the type of guy to put the poop in the compost instead of making a perfectly good sandwich
this chat is so predictible. as soon as he said "apparition not hallucination" I knew somebody would type out "Hmmm"
Guy who has only seen twitch chat twice in his own lifetime:
Me when am mildly interested in a subject matter:
How does he eat anything. He turned making a quesadilla into a three year torment of excess food all in his mind.
This is his brain on doordash
He can't comprehend staple ingredients anymore
Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.
The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.
They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.
Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing."
"That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"
Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.
The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist responds: "I'm not gonna get triggered by dlguiga."
Not for a million dollars?? My brother in christ, you shat the sandwich
6:50 the ducks I give crumbs to at the park
Northern "Why Don't Women Watch Me?" Lion
The poop sandwich does not look at gender
5:34 "I won't" had me dead. good shit as always librarian
One of the vilest thumbnails in a long while
Dude it would pay of like a fifth of his house you gotta take that.
All poop, no sandwiches
I paint my shit red
@Trogdor390 ...and I have no balls
@@PotionSmeller…and I must scream
_AAAAAAAAAAA!_
NL back to the insane food takes, didnt think the bread rant would make a revolution
Best part of librarian uploads is I can see the genesis of bits that I joined in halfway through for
an apparition would have to be conjured, conjured by the brains on cars of course
6:23 He do be shadowboxing with made up people
"The voices are back"
Wrap bit got me stunlocked. He made a whole ingredient supply chain ignoring you could just eat the tortillas solo. Roll that shit up and walk around the house contemplating nothing.
Do people eat the tortillas solo fr? Actually sounds miserable not to be dismissive
"I did all for a dookie."
the cheese conversation has me livid
how would it be an insane proposition to just like buy a block of cheese and use it for various foods, one of those being a quesadilla?
The cheese bit sent me in a loop. But honestly, I'd rather listen to this for the next 5 days than him wanting to eat a poop sandwich
NL when putting cheese on bread:
Yasss I'm such a carb-pilled bread cell
NL when putting cheese on a wrap:
We will never financially recover from this
1:15 Salem Witch Trials
The entire middle of the video being a flashback made me think of Saw
hawk tuah!!!
Shit on that thang
The real question is would you rather eat a poop sandwich or a poop wrap? I think I'd rather eat a poop wrap.
A poop sandwich has a much better poop:bread ratio
@MoeSzyslak20For the Poop or the bread?
"The spin cycle" is just needing to eat every day
Crazy movement Librarian
I'm literally eating a wrap with melted cheese.... what is my life?
enjoy your cycle of endless torment buying tortillas and cheese ad infinitum
He's so real for the bread support, it is a humanity staple. It's so good, and versatile as well. There's a reason they tell you how to make it in the Bible, The Lord wants you to know how to make bread. It's engrained in our culture!
I would Agree but you can't eat bread on a spaceship because the crumbs would go everywhere. That shit staying on Earth buddy.
Bread is the most W food ever created, it was also one of the first.
ha. engrained.
@@do811bread gets carried by pretzels. 🥨 pretzels are really fucking good. Big soft pretzels 🥨
This needs to stop. Bread support is Wrap support. Its all bread, all the way down.
*YES! I'M SUCH A CARBPILLED BREADCEL!*
The salmonella-campylobacter is the bit that keeps on giving
4:00 "justify the RnD" is soo fuckin good
Tapeworm 2: Junior's Revenge
Does NL never use cheese. I didn't understand that part of the rant.
you can ONLY use cheese for quesadillas
@@zoom3184Beef quesadilla kinda goat, not goated just goat
7:00 thats why wraps are my go-to if available. A sandwich feels more sophisticated, but I think thats also because of where I live
this is how i find out i missed the chiblee census. crushing
Brother you do not need the million dollars, leave it to the rest of us
The wise middle way: Naan.
Freezes well; good for wrapping and can be made into chips via baking; but also can be cut in the middle to make a sandwich.
3:50 is a Nathan Fielder bit
My king
Alright alright 100 bucks and it's going down.
The based ad algo serving me "The Car Guys" ads
He treats wraps and breads like sport teams.
NL saying he doesn't know what to do with extra cheese is such a self-own
Poop goes in, Nutella comes out.
He's in rare form
2:04 It’s crazy to think about how this allegedly describes Luigi M
woah I'm kinda that census guy but I'm like 1 inch taller
Don't get it twisted, you are a clone.
The banter was on fire yesterday
Eat it or yeet it
I think if you exclusively buy bread from a bakery you’re infinitely more pretentious than someone that eats wraps regularly
Wonderbread is a crime
American take
Heartbreaking: LeBron James reportedly got stuck in the Quesadilla Spin Cycle
6:38 goes hard
I've been watching a lot of documentaries on here and I thought the title of this video was another docu...
1:27 he knows the people too well
the poosi joke holy
why does this guy deliver his 9:34 wraps speech like hitler
why does he deliver his 9:34 speech like hilter
librarian masterwork video thx
thumbnail is insane work
3:51 the bean challenge is already that.
13 minutes of unbroken correct takes
he’s losing his mind
feeling real awkward with his poop wrap right now
I can eat bread on its own but I could never eat a wrap on its own
Yeah that's not what it's made for. So your logic makes complete sense. 🌇
I'd pay a million
I still don't understand the difference between a tortilla and a wrap
Couldn’t think of a joke answer so I’ll give you the real one:
Wraps typically are made of leavened dough (using yeast). Tortillas typically wouldn’t have used yeast.
And that’s outside of the fact that “tortillas” comprises corn and flour categories, but when comparing the two I figure we’re talking about wraps vs flour tortillas.
Sometimes there’s no difference, and a bread or tortilla company will carry an alternative packaging for their large tortillas, label it “wraps” and charge a premium over their identical product labeled “large flour tortillas” lol
Furthermore, if you’re looking at wraps, you’ll see flavored/seasoned ones like “red pepper” “tomato basil” and a whole lotta “whole wheat wraps” for their health nut target demographic. Usually can’t get away with that while keeping the “tortilla” label
@@Michael-kp4bdInformative Good comment.
@@Michael-kp4bd That makes sense. I guess I've always thought they were basically the same, although now when I think about it sometimes you get the very large, thin wraps that are almost translucent but definitely made of flour. That's probably more of a wrap than a thicker flour tortilla
the problem with america is that if i ate a shit sandwich i'd prolly spend a million in the hospital stay while they pump my stomach
Libarian can we get a strawman supercut
As a european, bread is incredible
Imagine being a breadcel 😂
i paint my shit sandwich red...but i ain't using paint!
10:10 cheese is only expensive in a failed state rahhh🦅🦅🦅🦅
Nathan for you (or maybe his other show) did one where they made an ice cream that tasted like literal shit
Right after the piss video where he would rather drink a glass of ENDLESS piss rather than a speckle of poop, 1mil is his price??
Istg i be watching this mf talk about anything
WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY "ONLY FOUR EGGS LEFT"
DOES HE NOT USE EGGS FOR THINGS BESIDES OMELETTES ICANT
Why does he talk about owning food like a race. You don't buy food to finish each ingredient one at a time right..?
He loves bread, man and I love bred men.
Bro these are the shittiest jokes I've seen in a comment section (complimentary)
1.2k views at 11 minutes damnnnn
Why can't he just eat the flatbread with some vegetables?
What is a wrap made with if not a flour tortilla?
NL's white?! i've never seen him before I assumed he was brown duck egg. Dreams ruined
Does the bread make eating poop better or worse?
Is the sandwich just poop between bread? Having a bit of lettuce in there makes a big difference for some reason.
Would you eat a poop wrap for $1,000,000?
Yeah, but would he eat wrapped poop for a million?
Wrap isnt a tortilla?
LIbrarian you make the best videos on the planet I watch every single one
but can you delay chat by 1 or 2 more seconds
it pops up *before* NL says some things and it kind of throws me off
9:59 spin cycle example
I'm glad that you speed it up so that the twitch delay isn't so bad, but it's a second or two too fast
i think his wraps cheese take is the only time ive disagreed with him
is librarian a hungry herbivore stan or you just google for poop sandwiches
Okay thats cool and all, but why is he running a bird with no multicast?
3 minutes ago im cooked
NLs not white. hes canadian
would you paint the shit red and eat it? (you dont use paint (hahahahha))
He played ranked??? As pyg???
Struggling to make an early comment like I'm the rizzler trynna read kaleidoscopic
+poo
There are a lot of mexican recipes to use up extra tortillas/ wraps. I'll give NL a pass though because he's Canadian
Minimum wagers be like "I'd rather work 25 years than have one really gross 20 minute meal!"
IM HERE SO EARLY