@@czodebk6840 not to burst your bubble or anything but... that’s now how it goes- it’s: “the best offense, is a strong defense.” And from this quote, I now know you play Apex Legends lmao
Diana is prob the most badass out of all of them she fought monsters for eleven days straight. Imagine going to endless horde and fighting the zombies who keep getting stronger in everyday for 264 hours.
2:11 I love the little sentence you put besides Koji's sword. I watched a video about how to use a katana properly and since then, I have never looked at Koji the same way ever again.
Technically, bodvar didn’t cheat. A Valkyrie punched him in the stomach as he was about to pass away so he would have died in a fight and he ascended into Valhalla as a legend
I think orion is bödvar. This is why: If you play in 2v2 and u and ur teammate chooses the same character as you, you can only choose red and blue. When I try to play as orion and my friend as bödvar, it only lets you choose red or blue
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, d d ding d d d d *PM* *TS* *KA* Ding ding ding ding ding ding d d ding, TCHUM TCHUM Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, d d ding d d d d ding.
wait so,, makos lore clearly states in one of those lil conversation thingies that happen between the characters in their lore sometimes that: “your parents were a bear and a viking? try a lunatic and the sea.” and since thatch married the sea(and probably went further), does that mean that Mako and Thatch are related??-
I’m one of the many Naotos from the very real scrapped spin-off game where she clones herself to solve every mystery in the world, and the clones end up choosing different “jobs” instead.
Jhala: is invincible
Also Jhala: three defense
Dont need armour if u cant die
The best defense is a good offence
I laughed out loud lmao
@@czodebk6840 not to burst your bubble or anything but... that’s now how it goes- it’s: “the best offense, is a strong defense.” And from this quote,
I now know you play Apex Legends lmao
@@osacry-identityv7238 umm Acshually 🤓☝️
Orion:He just showed up on day
Even more accurate 😂
“Yellow man bad”
"Yellow man good"
Orion’s my real name.
@@TheSpriteGod u sure
Diana died and just decided to throw hands for eleven days straight
bAdass
Cross : sells his soul
Also Cross : **I'm about to do a pro gamer moove**
So Ada is fighting Nestle? My hero.
Was really confused with Ada so I went and read the lore.
And yeah pretty accurate
i thought it was gonna be literally the whole lore in 1 sentence 😭
Mortal kombat
@@aziel.212 yumeko
you can't make long sentences without paragraphs
People die fighting or just popped up here.
Odin turns Valhalla into Smash bros.
Dusk: Carried a losing war but still lost and got put into prison where he made a floaty ball and kills the literal guardian of Fangwild.
Ember noises
just to get killed by tinker bell
Diana is prob the most badass out of all of them she fought monsters for eleven days straight. Imagine going to endless horde and fighting the zombies who keep getting stronger in everyday for 264 hours.
Legend.
idk man i once got to round 27 on black ops 2 zombies
😂🤜👑
@@WheresCranberry 61 on buried bo2 lol no glitches
Left 4 Dead
Petra: Angry Goku too angry to be kept in the underworld
Broly
I will watch this with great interest
Wu Shang: finds inner peace........while ruining everyone's fun with the most annoying moveset in the game.
2:11 I love the little sentence you put besides Koji's sword. I watched a video about how to use a katana properly and since then, I have never looked at Koji the same way ever again.
Maybe it’s zatoichi reference because backwards grip on katana
Lmao imagine being a formidable warrior and then dying from being punched in the face. Looking you, Roland.
Double heart ❤️❤️
we need hypernia as a playable character
Asuri's lore is a total bruh moment
ok but this actually makes me want to read the brawlhalla legend’s lore
M o r e P l e a s e .
L: I rob
"Why"
L: rich is rich
'we will watch your career with great interest'
~sheev 'the senate' palpatine
"Justice loving fugitive hunts down vampires for Abraham Lincoln" gotta be the craziest thing i've ever heard
2:04 *undertale senses are tingling*
Mirage, Time traveler that happens to be over the age of 100
Everyone:sad/cool backstory
My main: thief
Vraxx got da cake
🎂
Let's go
One of the best videos ever recommended to me. 10/10 would watch again and would recommend
Btw I liked and subscribed my bad
3:26 the first time I am to disobey a creator's words. Take this like!
This shit is great man!! Dont be lazy!
Im starting to learn that valhalla is hell
Invincibility Scepter? Then she has 3 Def
Rip Jhala :c
Ember should be "a goddess just walks into valhalla casually" cuz that what really happens
How to fall asleep in 3 minutes part 1
the fireboy and water girl music is the icing on the cake
Technically, bodvar didn’t cheat. A Valkyrie punched him in the stomach as he was about to pass away so he would have died in a fight and he ascended into Valhalla as a legend
that's sir roland
My English teacher wouldn’t even consider these sentences lol
you are underrated
I think orion is bödvar. This is why: If you play in 2v2 and u and ur teammate chooses the same character as you, you can only choose red and blue. When I try to play as orion and my friend as bödvar, it only lets you choose red or blue
Cross is a badass he literally scammed a demon
These all legit sound like movie recap titles 😂
why tf did ada have a war against a baby food company lmfao
I knew Val was my favorite character for a reason Lmaoooo
Azoth: Thanos. With extra steps?
Hattori really said Alabama but reverse
TH-cam decided to bless this video after 2 years
i love amogus burger
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding d d ding. DUHN DUHN
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, d d ding d d d d *PM* *TS* *KA* Ding ding ding ding ding ding d d ding, TCHUM TCHUM Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, d d ding d d d d ding.
Kor: a rock
Bodvar: Default
If Valhalla is basically heaven then does that mean everyone in brawlhalla is dead and had died in a brutal way to get in Valhalla
Need. More.
Diana woke up and chose violence
Here I thought you would mention Thatch, Poseidon, or that's for another video for a certain someone.
You sound dead inside, that's how you know you're a true brawlhalla player
Vrax got the cake
Ada should be just called the heavy attack spammer gets shit on by baby food company
I dont know man. I might have to subscribe
Half of them sound like beginnings for the jokes
Magyar: 100 dead people that are hungry for some Reason
Guess requiem got to cross first
S tier joke.
Kojis, should just be ordinary guy who ruins familys
literally all of these could be movies
I LOVED THIS SO MUCH
I’ve always wondered what’s under Orion’s Armor
In the lore scarlet was fraemad to kill that guy
I watched this for my 1 specific character. And she’s not here
That’s what part 2’s for.
Am Lucien main, and his lore is just stealing money from rich people
I will wait for part 2
Wow..... I never knew Brawlhalla was so dark...
wait so,, makos lore clearly states in one of those lil conversation thingies that happen between the characters in their lore sometimes that: “your parents were a bear and a viking? try a lunatic and the sea.”
and since thatch married the sea(and probably went further), does that mean that Mako and Thatch are related??-
I didn’t write the lore, so I don’t have the exact correct answer, but the more I think about it, the more my brain hurts
I think i have the same question thats on everyones mind: how did Thatch have sex with water?
@@Cats4life777 Thatch logic
she's actually poseidon's daughter
@@brunooliver8029 i see, thanks for clearing that up
As an Artemis main, I'm sad that she's not here :((( also Yumiko :(
It’s in part 2, which I made 4 days after making this.
@@AblazZeGuy ohh! Ok uwu
Wu Shang; Monk goes on a journey for inner peace and finds inner peace
Me:You crazy son of a bitch you did it
1:08 thatch x poseidon
Thatch is Poseidon
Ulgrim perfect weapons: a wheel chair × 2
Gnash: killed cannibals
I cant lie hes the only TH-camr I really wanted to like and subscribe too because he didn't want me too😂😂
Great vid i need more
Ragnir: Becomes Ember's bitch
Video is great,but I suggest adding some music to the backround
Waiting for second part
I like this vibe
Orion do be the end of all things
wasnt wu shang an intense war general turned monk?
2:11 Katana zero reference
Effing love that game.
People be like “ I hate scythe” continues doing predictable dodges🗿
People be like "scythe isn't cheap: continues wall camping to get a cheap 0 to death 🗿
@@Cats4life777 spot on💀
lucien thinks hes robin hood 💀
Naoto when did you have a surgery for your voice
I’m one of the many Naotos from the very real scrapped spin-off game where she clones herself to solve every mystery in the world, and the clones end up choosing different “jobs” instead.
@@AblazZeGuy Damn I'm very honoured to meet Naoto TH-camr clone
pretty good.
Azoth is an undertale reference confirmed😂
100 % accurate but you might want to put teros , the sig spammer who is pretty salty 🤣🤣🤣🤣
he did-
One day, I'm gonna get Brawlhalla on pc and gonna download a mod where Kor becomes Regirock, because my dumb ahh self loves pokemon
Mirage : Prince of Persia Sands of Time reboot in 2021
For all my fellow Koji mains:
2:10
Scythe is mu favorite weapon
Ik Baron has watched this
7 soul stones? seems like undertale
BAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAZZZZAAAAAAA
Wait Asuri was a tiger all this time :0, i thought she was a cat
hattori on demon time 😈😈
Make an updated version father
Artemis: .............
I thought thatch would be; Mans fucked the ocean somehow
gud video i need more