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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- I..I'm sorry! I couldn't resist doing this with Oliver.
Original song by Aurelio Voltaire
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Art by KingisNitro
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Do you hear a faint sound coming from outside?
It is probably Oliver's voice provider banging his head on a wall
He probably regrets the voice he gave this pure boy
I sing this in Walmart
His voice provider was 13 when they recorded
lololol 869 likes
He probably regrets creating Oliver lmao
I... I... HE SOUNDS SO INNOCENT!
You've been fooled by his innocent appearance
+Cyan Mist he sounds so cute though, and... Oh lord I love him.
+That Bowler Hat Guy I LOVE HIM TOO!! LIKE ASDFGHJKL! BUT WE'RE GOING TO CLEANSE HIS MOUTH WITH SOAP. THIS LIL GUY IS LOSING HIS INNOCENT IMAGE 😂😂😂
+Cyan Mist pfffft
+That Bowler Hat Guy Oliver's my baby and He's not going anywhere with that mouth of his.......but then, he didn't even said the words that made us think this song is sexual..... does that mean we're the pervert!??!🙊🙊
it's like a dirty mind test
Eva Raup well in that case, i've failed miserably
its ok i did too, i didn't understand my older brother was on my channel and liked it but ok
Dawnleaf TheOnly seriously?! 😕😕
***** lol
Dawnleaf TheOnly me too! ohh how i miss the days when i was primarily kaai yuki...then oliver came along LOL
Oliver sings songs about Albert Fish, eating tarantulas and getting pleasure out of it, depression, insanity, being addicted to pain...and now this.
WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS?
On Mars
JustSomeKid InTheComments he is designed after orphan children from the poor laws of london, who were often sold off to sailors and most of the time, the dont make it past a year because of how beaten up the get... THANKS 10TH GRADE ENGLISH
Off-topic: English is my favorite subject.
JustSomeKid InTheComments omg a song about albert fish? which one is that? xD
Precious Felton Wisdows of Wisteria (I think that's the name)
"well I've been round for a long time" Oliver, you're only 12
Yasmin Seah shhhhhh
Yasmin Seah Long enough.
That's a long time now
I thought he was 13 :c
So what it feels like a hundred years
Oh wow. The words. They automatically fill in the blanks XD
Come here Oliver, you're having soap for dinner tonight.
+v3xman It's not like you haven't put Oliver in a similar situation in one of your songs.
'cough' Barbie Girl 'cough'.
+TheDerekneseEmporer Good point XD
but no soap please
+oliver vocaloid you can be dirty if you want
+amy webber yay can I play house with len
if he caught me riding his..
new shiny Lexus
This comment is amazing
DerpHatsuneMiku
bows
+Choo-Choo Tran you deserve an applaud
+DerpHatsuneMiku thank you, missy
/applauds self
*New Mercedes Benz
Just replace everything with boat ;))
yesss
Down in Carolina
I met a girl with a nice Boat
So I reached down between us
And I whipped out my Boat
Skipped right past the suckin'
And got right down to Boat
She turned and said: "I gotta ask,
Would you slip it into my Boat"
Her husband was a trucker
He was a filthy motherBoat
I didn't wanna wrastle
With this no-good stinkin'Boat
I heard him come through the kitchen door
When I was bangin' his filthy Boat
I knew I'd end up in a ditch
If he caught me ridin' his Boat
"Mercy, please!" I told him,
But he grabbed me by the Boat
And he did something heinous
He exposed his Boat
I said "I don't mean to seem crass,
But why are you buttering up your..."
He said "My wife's a beard, and she lured you here.
'Cause I'm queer and I love it in the Boat"
Amazing
Tywla G I love you.
I'm queer and I love in the *BOAT*
I REALLY NEED THIS AFTER SECRETS OF WYSTERIA.
Lotis Gündoğdu Your profile picture fits this video lol
ME TOO BRO
Ikr?
Gay sex will help after ANY Oliver song😂😂
Did you know that the song actual happened
1:23 "And I whipped out my..."
kNIFE
me tho-- I mean what
I find that as something Oliver would do.
Yuri, is that you?
BELT
I said Book
"Well I've been around for a long time,"
Ollie, you're 12.
XD
That makes all of this FAR worse.
oliver looks so very funny... whoever created that art is awesome
Oliver is a mothafukin savage
Izzy Wade yesss
NO OLIVER IS SUPPOSED TO BE SO INNOCENT AND PURE
Listen to all of his songs.
if you want that go to yuki. she got the "innocent and pure" for ya
I can't internet anymore.
The phrasing in this comment is gold
before watching it…
awe look at cute little Oliver, this should be good
afterwards …
*jaw drops*
um, Oliver? WTF WAS THAT?!
I'm sorry master made me
I need dicks
+oliver vocaloid Did you try putting out ads?
i could easy grow one
Vocaloiding Viva Is anything oliver sings cute HES 12 THEY NEED TO STOP PUTTING HIM THROUGH THIS
The person who made this is a genius XD
Voltaire is the original artist
Kyle Edwards wait! Voltaire sang the original I just can't believe it!
Aurelio Voltaire. Makes Goth Rock music, as well as books, acts, and makes stop motion animation.
Hope Battaglia Thank you for informing me
Hope Battaglia he's also super fucking sexy and doesn't look his age
Oh my God…
So dirty…
But so beautiful…
XD same
69th like insert LENny face here
Biohazardous Diva I like dirty song lolol
Dark Mornings , im the 300th liker. Now, where is my prize..?
1) Pirahna
2) Macarena
3) Kentucky
4) Grass
5) Maraca
6) Muscle
7) Floor
8) Sandwich
9) Coffin
10) Pyjamas
11) Pass.....ta
11) Tear
You put two 11's just so you know okey bye
I said the words you couldn't, you're welcome
thank you
Him saying "Say the words that I cant"
Makes me realize that he doesn't want this video to get demonetized
@@2000sHorrorGameProtagonist it is like Brazilian youtubers calling "corona" coringa "which would be the portuguese translation to Joker" or just "coronga" so TH-cam won't demonetize the video
Lol now i noticed how stupid this names are
The cutest and the most innocent of the cute innocent cinnamon rolls
Shotzie I think Oliver and Fukase are the most innocent of innocent cinnamon rolls...
Y do ppl do this to these 2 cinnamon rolls
I couldn't sing along, I was in public. I failed you, Oliver! ;~;
YES I LOVE YOUR DOLL PROFILE PIC!!!!! BLACK BUTLER IS MY LIFE
Freckle Phantomhive same im on a bus
With children on it
I couldn't sing along cuz I was with my family.
Ikr xD
oliveR IS 12
but i mean good tuning an shit a+
i thought he was 10
Bro he made a song called gay sex......BUT ITS FUNNY AF
@@OCTPP true
I think I lost all hope in Oliver. At least he's better than Len with the sexual content.
*cough* vocaloidlyrics.wikia.com/wiki/Gay_Sex_Original_Song *cough*
+Neko-ko not this song
Lolli-poppy NOOO LEN IS BETTER!!! WHY UU!?!?
I regret clicking that link. TH-cam crashed when I tried to listen at first. I should have listened (TT)
Then you need to click that link.
Imagining Alois singing this...
YUP
Lovina Vargas maybe Oliver is related to Alois in some universe
Lovina Vargas 😂😆
Lovina Vargas YES!!
I'm happy :) 😂😂😂😃😄
OLIVER WTF I THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER
Shhhhhh Tavi, this is amazing.
+Kristen Lewis tru
Len is teaching me new words
+oliver vocaloid Len
Why are you ruining our smol cinnamon roll ;m;
+tavi summers he's a sinnamon roll now
....... ooops *hits like button *
+ITSME it diiiirttyyy
Itsme me to im like opps (blames it on the finger)
I had to check if I had the link about 5 times so I could show people this
They're gonna be disappointed in me but it's worth it
Yeah. This is actually pretty funny, Tavi. But why send it to me.......
+Kristen Lewis idk.i was gonna send you Oliver singing "Hello" but that was too calm,don't ya think?
+tavi summers yeah. This is beautiful~!
+Kristen Lewis it is. 12 year old British choir boys being weird are awesome.
Omg Tavi... SRSLY I SEE YOU SENDING IT TO THAT
PERSON ON ALL THE DIRTY OLIVER VIDEOS
I like how the vocaloid community really unlocked the potential Oliver brings with his childish voice :)
You dirty bastards :"))
Go on the radio now and all you hear is
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after tarantula, I needed this.
Natalie Talarek omg! you're here from tarantula too!
XD I thought I'd see what it was, but CLEARLY that was a mistake....
I'm here from fuck you. It was the first time I heard a song sung by Oliver. Aaaaaand THAT ladies and gentlemen, is how my Oliver addiction started.
I went to a Voltaire concert (this is his song) and he said this song and the audience was saying the words, and I think I was 11 or 12
Cherry Blossom Voltaire concerts are the best. Especially Beelzebub’s Choir and the drinking games.
Im so jeoles
Ollie, no, BAD OLLIE!
*_THROWS COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW AND INTO A FLAMING TRASH CAN_*
TO SAVE YOUR SANITY:
Every word he can't say on the radio is actually 'Road Roller'.
You can't say road roller in the radio
...Right?
Megpoid Desire why?
Megpoid Desire oooohhhhhhh
*angry DIO noises*
@Vitor ÉOQ
He was a filthy mother roller coaster
I'm the only one who probably sang this in public lmao
Dark Link Here's you're 69th like *insert lenny face* bc my copy/paste thing isn't working and I'm too lazy to take out my Japanese keyboard
Madlad
Banana
Phone
Hugging
Pocket
Lover
Trash
Drum
Bike
Hand
Pictures
Ham
Hood
Thank you, good sir. You may rest now.
hey bbg it fits-
Instead of bike I thought dog
i think i need help
You're too young to be here if you don't know
You’ll hurt the dog, ya silly billy!
Out of everything in this song the thing that sounds the weirdest to me is hearing Oliver say "ain't" I have absolutely no clue why but it just sounds strange.
What's in the blanks ( EXTRA correct version)
1. Diner
2. Jesus
3. Ducking
4. Past
5. Chucker
6. Castle
7. Door
8. Itch
9. Totem
10. Trainers
11. Cast
12. Rear
rear?
first impression: Voltaire and Vocaloid!! yes!!
latter part: WHY OLIVER WHY
Sonaria Quintet Oliver does not do him justice
I filled in the blanks...
Why, Ollie?
WHY
"And whipped out my..."
Calm down Oliver don't pull out the nine
I'm sitting here replaying this and trying to find words that fit every blank without making the song dirty
"And I whipped out my..."
CREDIT CARD
"He exposed his..."
SECRET IDENTITY
I love Voltaire and Vocaloid. I'm glad there are others like me. lol.
hehehe this truly is dirty
*smirk*
olivercest time
magic
+oliver vocaloid lolipop
+oliver the best (reign) do you have a kik
+oliver vocaloid nope and I don't need one to be the best
Oh jeez, I know it’s been a while, but I seriously just can’t get over how revolutionary and tasteful this song is... *wipes a manly tear from his manly cheek*
Alternate Title: Puppycat has a filthy mind.
LMAO PUPPYCAT'S VA BE SMOKIN' SOMETHING
*at the beginning*
Oh no you don't Oliver.
*song ends*
BLESS THIS POOR SOUL OH MY GOD
He sounds so innocent that I couldn't help but blush from embarrassment!! >.
"He was a filthy mother."
!!!!
_top 10 shocking anime plot twists_
It been confirmed...
Oliver GAYYYY.
XD
Yeah I figured that after listening to his song called *ahem* gay sex
He sounds Scottish when he says "that ain't"
I thought the first one "I met a girl with a nice..." was Eyeliner
Leo Lu It's Vagina
I bet my soul, that alot of people here have no clue who Voltaire is
For new Vocaloid fans... He's 12-13... Now re-watch this after reading this comment.
ollie yeey I wasn’t ever a fan but now I wanna be but can someone explain it all to me please? Please 😂
I watched this song with my little sisters because I had never heard it before and didn't think I would be this dirty. My sisters are 9 and 10. The ten year old filled in more of the blanks than I did. She has a dirtier mind than me.
oliver, you're grounded.
Oliver, you came so close to swearing like a sailor!
ok but why is this lowkey a bop?
Why can i just imagine fukases voice saying the parts oliver didnt say
i have came back after a year, this just brings my spirit back up right away XD
Please come back :(
GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYashafan 28 I got away with saying this in front of my class as a way of showing my favorite kind of music😇😆
Banana banana and orange
Oh! And James
I'm somehow back here.. And Oliver's still *twelve*.
Idk Anymore well so am I and here I am singing along, except I'm actually saying the implied words
I'm also 12 and singing along ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's just weird how the words popped into my head straight away without me even thinking.
Oliver, I don't know who you've been hanging with.
But all I can say is...
Stay away from banana boy
it gets worse than this
Ultimate dirty minded test-
I feel bad for Oliver’s voice provider 😭
Imagine if this actually went on the radio.
𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅
An Oliver song that's not full of nightmares? Yes please! (I don’t care if it’s not original, at least it’s not scary or depressing)
And is it bad if I filled litterally every blank in my head?
first was len's high range test,
now the dirty mind test.
man Oliver has a sailor's mouth
THIS IS A CHILD! THEY'RE MAKING A CHILD SING THIS!
1:16 "Down in Carolina i met a girl with a nice..."
a nICE CO-
A nice cooking channel 😌
@@allenjones4792 a-ah yes of course ^^"
The first 1 minute and 20 seconds was okay, he was so innocent.....THEN HE HAD TO GO AND EFFING SING THE REST!!! Poor little Ollie's innocence. 😰
Gracie L after songs like tarantula and adiction to pain ( i refuse to wach tarantula becase im an arachnofobe) i dont thik he has inocence left
I've been replacing the bad words with different words since my brother is in the room and I'm freaking out because I wanna say the right words so bad.
Oli nooooooooooooooooo
I just got into the fandom.... and I can't...
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*_BUT WHY IS THIS A BOP THO HHHHHH_*
Oliver, Get your shit together right now!
No
THE ENDING FUCKIN KILLED ME "MY WIFE'S A BEARD AND SHE LURED YOU HERE" BRUH, HIDE YO KIDS HIDES YO VOCALOIDS
1:23 "And I whipped out my..."
Holy water. I repeat
*HOLY WATER*
at first I was like "aww he's gonna sing another cute song" until he started to talk dirty I was like DAM OLLY
The first time I watched this I didn’t watch it all the way through so I thought is was going to have bad words but... *oh good lord...* I’m at a minute and thirty one seconds into the video and i had to pause to process what just came out of this smol beans mouth.
FILLED WORDS
1 HOUSE
2 FLOWERS
3 HUGGING
4 POCKET
5 MAN
6 BOAR
7 WALLS
8 HORSE
9 HAND
10 FISTS
11 BREAD
12 SUN
3:41 THIS WHOLE VERSE….
i cant imagine oliver singing this ;-; i just cant... he sings dark songs not dirty ones XD
1. Leather Jacket
2. Money
3. Stabbing
4. Purse
5. Beater
6. Weasel
7. Countertops
8. Horse
9. Hand
10. Ankles
11. Bagel
12. Fridge
epic
You've reached the end of the internet. Please turn around now.
I'm dying of laughter cause I filled in the blanks immediately.
im not dirty minded
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
i just have a sexy imagination
😂
3:40 "'mercy please i told him' and he grabbed me by the.."
*GARBAGE BIN*
Someone make a duet of this with fukase saying the words
"I see we're onto the same page Oliver"
When you're too innocent and it was hard for you... ;-;
Ryukiki Gasai same! And I'm 17, like I should know this😂
OML, I TOTALLY SINNED. MY BRAIN IS FILLED WITH FILTH. T-T
Here is the missing parts of the song i think.
1 virginia creeper. (it is a plant search it in google i don't know what kind it is sorry)
2.succulent. (it is any plant with thick and fleshy tissues adapted to water storage)
3. garden (you know what it is)
4.trucker. (there was a hint in the song)
5.drug dealer. (don't search this word in google for your safety)
6.truck.
7.truck.
8.collar.(the part around the neck of a shirt, blouse, jacket or coat, either upright or turned over)
9.knife.
This is too underrated
And this Vocaloid voice is like a child
NO OLIVER
On another note, there were like two words I couldn't fill in so I ain't that far gone.
The tuning actually is a lot better than I expected it it be.
Voltaire for life. XD
Doc Scratched DAMN I KNEW I HEARD THIS FROM SOMEWHERE
But he's a cute shota
Finally someone has the same thought
I was prepared for this.
Sad thing is I actually now all the words.
What have I done with my life. I blame wattpad.
For a young child, he sang more disturbing and dirty songs then Hatsune Miku.