Grading EVERY Possible England Manager *AWFUL*
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- The Irish Guy takes a look at the potential England managers, and grades them based on how well they would do if they were to replace Gareth Southgate... a list including names like Pep Guardiola, Jurgen Klopp and Eddie Howe.
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The irish guy as England Manager. Done Deal and HERE WE GO
Crazy plot twist
He unites with his bestie Declan Rice
Yeah but for England to win, we would still need him to predict them to finish dead last in the group stage!
"We need to call up Paul McShane!"
Gordon would be able to get a game if that happened 😂
4:17 “he looks like he gets bullied by his mum” HAD ME DYING😭😭😭😭
England's next coach is gonna be Graham Potter.
It feels like a very English thing to do
Mate knowing the FA they'll go with Wayne Rooney
yeah, Irish Guy said it himself, Potter's rejecting decent job offers, he's probably waiting for England, and he's the natural choice as sort of what, the 2nd best English manager right now? Maybe O'Neil is better. But they wouldn't get Howe so makes sense that they'd go for the best unemployed one. I reckon Potter would be like Southgate with more tactics, and probably also better football, which tbh is what England fans would probably want
The only Potter that should be stapled to English culture and legacy is Harry Potter.
Of course it is. Why would he reject Napoli, Ajax, Lyon, Leicester etc. if he didn’t have anything lined up.
@@TheHabsificationjoined plymouth in june
No way the Irish Guy managed to talk about Morinho when the topic was "Marcelo Bielsa doesn't speak English"
Michael can work "Mourinho" into any and every type of sentence and/or topic of conversation
@@gurururuwarararara8164 He should make a video where people give him conversation topics / prompts and he has to somehow work Mourinho into it in a semi-realistic fashion.
@@gurururuwarararara8164 shameless behaviour from him honestly
@@gurururuwarararara8164 usually I don't see this as a big deal, but here I thought "ok how on Earth did you manage to make THIS about Mourinho?"
Scenes when agent Pochettino takes the England job and then throws a crucial WC elimination match against Argentina 🤣
The headlines would be insane 😂😂
7:37 yeah we definitely need a compilation of every time Irish Guy talks about Steve Cooper's face
jose mourinho mentioned 4:05
Tbh wouldn't have watched otherwise
No way the Irish Guy managed to talk about Morinho when the topic was "Marcelo Bielsa doesn't speak English"
@@NIDELLANEUMhe can talk about global warming and find a way to sneak in Mourinho in there
"Is Will Still still at Nantes" caught me off guard incredibly, well played lad! 🤣🤣
Holy shit after you mentioned Football Daily I decided to do see how active their channel is nowadays. Their most active videos have half the views yours do.
Congrats Michael, after years of trying you’ve finally done it. You’ve beaten Football Daily haha 🎉🎉
I mean, yeah. I think the reason Football Daily were popular is because they were early to the party. They're not actually very good, not very entertaining, not very knowledgeable about football either. The only thing they did that i liked is Stat Wars. Irish Guy isn't good at ball knowledge either but he is funi
Lmao the will still comment at the start had me dying 💀
guardiola is the dream but realistically they’ll get Frank Lampard and show his clips in an england jersey😹
Nah. Klopp is the dream.
Pep without the money would never win
@@petesmart1983 England squad is the national team version of having money they have the most talent
Without a Rodri, Pep's system won't work.
Without a Rodri, Pep's system won't work. And England doesn't have a single player that fits the Busquet/Rodri profile.
Mediocre villa team- Gerrard 16th emery 4th says enough
he did well with Rangers tho, atleast he's had some kind of succes
@@dixieenormisit’s the Scottish league. It doesn’t take much tactical ability to do well with Celtic or Rangers
@@dixieenormisI’m a Villa fan he got found out quick awful manager
@@connor4435but it takes a lot of man management and motivation effort to put up that many points and go unbeaten. What national teams need is that, tactics not as much cos there's barely any time to practise and implement it.
Gregg Berhalther is right there, just saying
no
No he's awful
Haha
Oh no
Might as well have stuck with Southgate than that sausage
I dont get it how nobody wants this job
Sure there is alot of expectations and its an international squad which managers dont like but the amount of talent in that team makes it more than worth it
Two words. The media.
Do you want more clarification? Tabloids, outright made-up stories, pitting players against each other with said stories, the pressure to win trophies at every opportunity despite absolutely no evidence of them being capable of it over the past 60 years except for a home tournament. Not to mention the skepticism you will receive from some branches of the media if you're a foreign coach, but that's a whole other can of worms that I don't want to open. Point being, there are challenges unique to managing this country that are minimal or are non-existent in comparison with other national teams.
it's also the most scrutinised job in football. It can destroy your reputation and is actually more dangerous the better a manager is perceived. If I were a top-tier manager I would take almost any job that isn't England
You don't take it with a free hand. A lot of your squad selection is determined by the FA playing favorites and the media demanding overrated and overhyped players be selected, and make sure you punish those players who went foreign by leaving them out (except Kane and Bellingham because they're media darlings). The FA do not want a manager, they want a yes-man who won't criticize them and will follow orders. No serious manager wants that sort of job, they will just decline the job and wait for a suitable club opening.
@@williamnicks2148 I agree with this heavily. It blows my mind that the likes of James Tavernier, Ryan Kent and Connor Goldson never even got a look in with the England team. I understand England have had an incredible batch of right sided full backs come through over the years, but around the 21/22 season, James Tavernier was statistically one of the best fullbacks in the entirety of the European continent. Not just because he was playing in the Scottish Premiership- he was doing it in European competition too. I'm not even a Rangers fan, but it just blows my mind that foreign players, even if they are slightly up north in Scotland, can't get anywhere near the national setup.
@@cherm722hahahaha 😂 goldson and tav struggled to get in championship teams that's the reality there not even close to prem standard
The O’Niell hate is getting ridiculous. Unlike Rooney, Gerrard and Lampard he’s actually a good manager.
we all know, but it's just a channel meme at this point. He overdoes it for reactions, same with Potter and Mourinho
Exactly
Definitely not good, but definitely not bad.
@@isaacjones5687how can u call somebody not good when he took a favourite for relegation to 50 points
O’Neil hate is insane 💀 Ancelotti would be an amazing appointment
O'Neil is a better appointment than Poch whom the Irish Guy ridiculously overhypes.
Rooney as a C is a terrible shout - Im a Blues fan and he should be nowhere near England
Personally I feel Howe is the best choice for England. Pochetino is good however there is the worry he could have what I like to call severe bottler’s syndrome which is the opposite of what we want a manager to have that’s why I say Eddie Howe is the best option or if we want to be ambitious then try getting Ancalloti
Spot on with Poch
talking like Howe has won trophies.
@@nikolas8203 I’m not saying he has I’m just saying he might have more of a winning mentality unlike Poch
Don Carlo once he leaves madrid would be a great appointment as I believe he is a tournament winning king rather then a domestic king , even though he had won many domestic league titles, his tournament record is the best
With how young the English team is, most of its players probably only know Gerrard as the disgraced Villa boss
Steven Gerrard needs to get his ass into a relevant managerial job soon and i see no better opportunity than the england job at the moment. The man has great potential still
The hate on bielsas translator was so out of pocket 😂
rodger’s would probably win the world cup and i’m not over reacting
Wayne Rooney took Birmingham from the play-offs to relegation lmaooo, he'd take England so far backwards they'd nearly be sent back in time
this man got derby county and birmingham (not complaining about that one tho) relegated and is almost certainly about to get plymouth relegated as well. with his track record somehow he'd end up getting england kicked out of uefa and fifa permanently for his war-crime football i just know it
I want to hear a conversation between the English FA and Carlo Ancelotti in which they offer him an eyebrow comb
The Nants joke was actually hilarious😂
An Argentine managing England, think of the chants that are going to be sung at the games.
honestly an english legend that can make rangers have an incvibiles season, youd think he'd be a prime candidate
There’s hiring a foreign coach and then there’s… hiring an Argentinian one
Cry hard
I agree that we should go for Poch!
Don't fault yourself with the Copa prediction Irish! You predicted Uruaguay to edge Canada in the Copa America final - just missed the 3rd place part
Eddie Howe is the obvious choice if they want an Englishman. I can't see Klopp taking it. I know he's burnt out but the England job has no pressure whatever and I don't think that would suit him. I'd be happy with Ancelotti but I can't see that either. He tends to stay in a job for only a couple of years before moving on. He might take it as part of a retirement plan. I quite like the idea of Brendan Rodgers.
Smashing it been here since the hitc days
Reminder that the irish guy has to eat a bowl of microwaved toothpaste because joselu did not score once for spain at the euros
If you’d waited a few hours before making this video you could have included Sarine Wiegman whose name is being mentioned now in a few places. A bold move, making some interesting reading.
I think the PL will have to be the place to break that barrier. I think she'd do a great job but I wouldn't want to be the first major woman coaching a men's team, and it be the England job the media would be disgusting. But she's probably braver than me.
It's a shame because even if she's more than qualified, even if she's incredible for the job, even if she DOES an incredible job.. She will be the target of misogynistic, vile discrimination because she's a woman. It blows my mind that in this day and age people- ENGLAND FANS of all people- would care more about the colour of skin, what private parts they may or may not have, their religion etc over how good the candidate really is for the job.
Just look at how star players like Saka, Sancho and Rashford were treated after missing penalties in a EURO final.. Look at how HARRY KANE is treated. He's a straight white male for gods sake and he still gets abuse in the amount of plentiful.
4:44 that hasn’t stopped you from tipping every single Welshman on the planet for the England job
Id be curious to see a Gary O'Neill England but it's going to be Potter.
Ian Carsley for England Manager HERE WE GO
Lee*
Gregg Berhalter just for the laughs. Do it do it FA 😂😂
A mansion overlooking the what?! Of all the interesting pronunciations the irish guy comes out with, i did bot expect Thames to be one of them
Give Wayne Rooney the job with Garey Neville as an assistant and let the fan begin 😂😂
8:25 Stoke Failure? 😂 he finished 9th 3 times in a row with them. Hardly failed. That’s like calling Roberto Martinez a Swansea failure.
Michael slating Gary O'Neil all the time when both of them are Irish is the most crazy thing 😂😂😂 where's the patriotism
Sir Bobby and Jose together warms my icy cold heart. I couldn't care less who gets the job as long as the FA keep their mitts off Eddie Howe.
Poch even gave England a penalty against Argentina in the 2002 World Cup
Bro despises o Neil
is this the first time irish guy has said someone ”got aura” and whys it’s steven gerrard whos he talking about😂
I've already read the script it's gonna be super Franky lampard
12:30 love his reaction
Gonna get someone extremely random like Robbie Savage aren’t we?
Poch just wait
There are some seriously bad shouts in this list
this guys mckenna and carrick hate is ridiculous.
he just hates united.
Not as ridiculous as the Gary O Neil hate!
Seriously he gives Potter a D and we all know how he feels about Potter but O Neil gets an F!
O Neil has worked miracles at both Bournemouth and Wolves but somehow according to Irish Guy he's useless!?!
*MANCHESTER* United
@@crazylizard1889 i mean considering i mentioned two people with manchester united connection that is fairly obvious. assuming you're a barcode wanker?
@@franohmsford7548 he just can't accept that his initial opinion was wrong.
@@crazylizard1889 Since I mentioned two people with Manchester United connection that should be fairly obvious.
You barcode w*nk*rs are so so strange.
12:30 My GOD how this aged... 😂😂
Humpty Dumpty had a stroke 🤣
Lee carsley might actually be that guy!
Irish Guy try not to hate on Gary O'Neil challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
I agree. I hate to say it, but I agree. Pochettino would be a great manager for England. I just don't think the fans would get behind him...🤔😅😊👍
We're not all Chelsea
Poch has the bottlejob in him and so do England. So it's a perfect match 😂
@@crazylizard1889 I am, but I appear to be one of the few fans that loved Pochettino when he was at Chelsea. He did a great job battling the odds to get us to a semi-half decent state. I was, and still am, appalled at how he was treated at Chelsea. It brought great shame to me as a fan 😔
Here it comes, Howe being an A+, just because he manages the Toon
Big Sam Allardyce Neil Warnock should be next lmao
Irish Guy manages to come up with a different brutal insult for Steve Cooper every time he mentions him 🤣🤣🤣
He hates Cooper 🤣🤣
Agree, I'd go with either Poch or Howe (amongst realistic choices).
“Steven gerrard has been a laughing stock for 10 years”
Say what you want about him as a manager but to not even acknowledge the man’s monumental achievements in your opening sentence and instead throw that away and brand him a “laughing stock” is ridiculous behaviour
You still havent made the Tea bath And eating a microwaved toothpaste like you promised
Pep Guadiola will be Capello 2.0
Acting as if England has done anything 😂😂
Do this, but for USA managers
reckon we get adam johnson in as manager heard hes good with kids 👍
I actually agree that Stevie G would be good since he can give a good motivational speech
Shame he still friendly with his drug dealing side of his family
Mourinho for England manager. If not him then anyone who ISN'T Graham Potter, Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard or Steve Gerrard. They would all be f***ing awful
Yo the disrespect and abuse of Bielsas translator are uncalled for
Okay, hear me out. Sean Dyche being a good national team manager.
I’ll give you a like just for the audacity
Stevie G, who took Villa close to relegation, before Emery's masterclass saved the villains....that Stevie G? He will return England to the drab "Golden Generation" results of being knocked out in the first round or not even exiting the group stage.
Southgate has faults yes, but he also selected on merit and didnt stick to players from "Big Four/Six" teams.
One thing I can see both Southgate and Stevie G doing, not dropping players because of their reputation, doubt either have the courage to tell Jude or Harry they arent on the starting sheet!
Rooney, Lampard and Gerrard didn't work when playing. Never mind managing.
steve cooper looks a bit like elon musk
I don’t understand why you hate Gary O’Neil
Is the Irish guy hoping the FA see his ratings of Rooney and Gerrard and hire them
An Argentine as the England boss? He would be crucified back home if he took that job. They call Veron an English traitor for playing badly against England 20 years ago. Poch would have his national revoked
Gerard was on track to get Villa relegated the same season they had the quality to qualify for Europe. He is a useless manager and to say he’d succeed is insane.
6:49 Southgate jumpscare
Bullingham has said he wants an english manager which i find utterly pathetic. We just had one for 8 years and won nothing and yet you got a progressive coach like poch wanting the job but thats too much for his old geezer to handle. Why not let the nation choose rather than some suit and tie who knows nothing about football
Bullingham 😂😂
Big ange is also linked
Bielsa does not speak english but he can, hes fluent in english, just refuses to speak it
Tony pulis as england manager
Gerrard at England would be so funny. It would be beyond awful and I really want to see it.
Rooney C? He’s responsible for Birmingham going from a playoff spot to relegation, and was only brought in because of his identity as a player. England would implode under Rooney.
Nice bloke? Yeah… but like, I think a no manager England would perform better than England with Southgate 💀
Noone wants international jobs anymore there undesirable. Euro winners spain hired the spain youth coach who was sacked in a few months at alaves in his last job in 2011. Spalleti was semi retired after leaving napoli then took Italy job. Scaloni was picked cause his friendship with Messi who had zero experience, Deschamps was basically the only option for france
If they wanna sign Klopp, they gotta wait till next year
England missed out on Bellamy. Damn.
Bring in Steven Gerrard
this dude just implied that Wayne Rooney wold be a better England manager than Arsene Wenger
Steve cooper might do a decent job
All we want is a good English team,except if you're Irish
You forget how bad the “leader” Stevie G was with Villa. He had us in a relegation battle. Emery took over that “average squad” mid season, finished us in 7th, then 4th the next season. Gerrard is a terrible manager
I think thomas tuchel would be the best option
The absolute meltdown when it's Steven Gerrard.
I still can't see what everybody likes about Poch
Will Still will never take the England job because managing national teams in FM sucks
Ancellotti would not be good. He does well at big clubs cuz he just lets the players do whatever, but anything else and he’s terrible. He was coach at Napoli and the team basically held a coup to get him to leave cuz they wouldn’t be practicing nearly as much as they should
They guy wins every where he goes but yall are just allergic to winning.
@@BenjaminKellerI’m not English so I don’t give a shit either way. I’m just saying Carlo is one of the most overrated managers in the world
@@ronweasley1354 Overrated manager who won 5 UCLs as a manager. Make it makes sense 😂
@@EliasRoy a literal sack of shit could win the champions league with teams he manages
@@ronweasley1354 Yea like Rafa Benitez did with Madrid 😂😂
Joselu forfeit?