who put the stump

[@izzycook8899]

this is the all time best xmas song EVER

[@Qwickset]

Who took that bush
And crammed it in my tush?
He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)

[@Qwickset]

When this angel heard
Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
Those pine tree needles sting me,
Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' near my ding dong.
You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)

[@Qwickset]

I'd like to find the guy
Who done me wrong
And stuck my butt up
On this Christmas tree.

[@Qwickset]

(Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
Slipty-din-de-din
Poopity poopity shoop ...)

[@Qwickset]

So who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?

[@Qwickset]

Each night when I'm alone,
Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
And every time I wiggle,
Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)

[@bleehaha]

This song quality is horrib and it tried on 2 phones

[@jrzgirl56]

Why bother putting this on you tube if the sound is not good????

[@Qwickset]

Lyrics courtesy TheMadMusicArchive-dot-com

[@Qwickset]

Who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?