John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) - Gun Shopping Scene (2/10) | Movieclips
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- John Wick: Chapter 2 - Gun Shopping: John Wick (Keanu Reeves) preps for his assignment by finding the most stylish way to kill.
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Retired super-assassin John Wick's plans to resume a quiet civilian life are cut short when Italian gangster Santino D'Antonio shows up on his doorstep with a gold marker, compelling him to repay past favors. Ordered by Winston, kingpin of secret assassin society The Continental, to respect the organization's ancient code, Wick reluctantly accepts the assignment to travel to Rome to take out D'Antonio's sister, the ruthless capo atop the Italian Camorra crime syndicate.
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Cast: Keanu Reeves, Peter Serafinowicz, Luca Mosca, Midori Nakamura
Director: Chad Stahelski
Screewriter: Derek Kolstad
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The gun dealer is literally James bond if he retired and opened up a shop.
More like Q
the man looks like Daniel Craig too
@@connormac4401 The lighting helps, but those cold steel blue eyes just does that scene perfectly.
Thats the Agent from SPY! Hilarious!!
@@QuantumOfSolace1 i just figured out hes the guy that ran the govt facility in Pickle Rick! Lol!
The gun dealer could even sell a bottled water to a drowning man
lol
Or a pair of glasses to a blind guy.
He's the Tick (From amazone prime video series)
He could even sell me a gun to clean my kitchen.
@@surfertufer1987 wait is this the same guy?
"How about the lining?"
Me: "Tactical."
Sales Assistant at Men's Wearhouse: "What?"
Abe Javed Guess you didn’t give any continental coins
good one lol
Me "What?"
*Me: TACTICAL
I'd love to know how many Wick fans have gone to such places and said that. :D
If I was weapon shopping and I had this guy as my salesman, I’d buy him out completely. This guy knows just how to sell a weapon. So calm, suave and classy.
He could sell bottles of water to a drowning man no problem.
Kinda like me when the Snap-On tool guy pulls up 😂😂😂
@@nnooaaahhh A ketchup popsicle to an old lady in white gloves!
If anything, i find jon wick to be a little too cold with these professional who seem to know him. It's all business, not even a hint of small talk.
@@Kamfrenchie as a salesman, I honestly prefer customers who just say "I want this prpduct with these features", it just makes things a little easier
Aw man, that smile the sommelier gives when John asks about “dessert.” It’s just like ‘oh, nobody asks about dessert anymore. That’s why I like you Mr. Wick.’
Notice how the guns were discarded as soon as he ran out of ammunition but he kept the knives all through the whole movie. He used one to stab Cassian and I’m pretty sure he had them with him in parabellum too
cause everybody uses pencil's nowadays
@@edbrook7088
like Wick said.
"Dessert"
His reaction pretty much said “naturally.”
@@edbrook7088 just in case knife comes in hand when need it
“The finest graphite pencils”
"Freshly Sharpened"
"Mr. Wick, do enjoy your pensil"
Vean Studio 😂😂
And, they're number two, just as you see fit, Mr. Wick.
"Only the finest dildos in store, straight from the Vatican itself!"
That guy talks about guns like Gordon Ramsey talks about food
Mmh...nice
"good girl"
Salt peppa and drizzle of olive oil
Where's the UMP!?
Settle down, Nevil
I love how when John Wick says dessert, the Sommelier is like "damn,nobody asks for that anymore John,it's why I love having you around"
It warmed the Sommelier’s heart with the mere sound of desert 😂
he was almost going to propose to him..🤣
damn now it make sense, his long sigh and then happy after that, like something really great in old times but younger generations no longer asked for it anymore.
Honestly, I interpreted his reaction as “naturally.”
It’s his small smile that gets me, just hearing the word Dessert just gets him grinning 😂
Fun fact: the Italian tailor is the actual costume designer for the movie
I think you meant French?
@@tydshiin5783 no he meant italian.
@@napoleon950 i don't think "Bonjour monsieur" is italian
@@tydshiin5783 alas he says Buongiorno signore Wick. Which is italian
@@napoleon950 oh my bad
The greatest shopping scene in film history.
Just like in Terminator
the good bad and the ugly wins
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj dont care it wins
agreed, though I will say, Vivian Ward (Pretty Woman) is a close second ;-)
I dunno, Taxi Driver is a contender 🤔
That guy showing the guns, His acting was so underrated
I think that's the Kitchen Gun actor lmao
@@jhk8396 that explains the comments! Only noticed when you pointed it out.
This guy was once auditioned for James Bond..
Peter S is a good actor, he's awesome in Amazon's "The Tick".
I dont think so I mean the video does have almost 8 million views lol
To whoever made the title: He's not gun shopping, he's doing a tasting. This man is a sommelier, not a petty arms merchant. Show some respect
😂
what’s the difference?
@@FURIOUSCRUSHER8 You might as well ask what the difference is between a fine Chateau Mouton vintage and boxed Barefoot wine.
Gun seller
Mate, he's a gun merchant. He sells guns just a bit fancier in tone and look
The smile he gives him when he asks about dessert says “no one orders dessert anymore, it’s been so long.”
Idk, it seems more like he's just satisfied that Wick is interested in the whole array of weapons and not just one or two. The Sommolier appears to be _very_ particular about his weapons, so the fact that John wants such a wide variety is probably- to him -a display of fine taste on John Wick's part.
Nah he’s just mad John said DEssert instead of deSSERT
Maybe he thought he wanted a Desert Eagle? Who knows.... nothing surprises me anymore after how they pronounced Russian in JW part I
I agree on that notion. He knows that John Wick is an exceptional assassin and would expect that from him: a professional who uses the entire range of weapons at his arsenal.
idk his expression always looked disappointed to me
My favorite part of John Wick is his lack of words. He only says what’s needed. He doesn’t waste time with useless talking. He only asks for what he needs and speaks in codes. He truly is the perfect killer.
and he knows their language but doesn't speak it back to them
[whispers] It's cause Keanu Reeves isn't actually a very good actor. We just love him for the absurdity and cause he's a nice guy and really good at flipping a guy to the ground then putting two rounds in his head.
@@scribejay *Chuckles* I'm in danger...
@@scribejay what you mean his been practising since he was 12 and been in many blockbusters
Influenced by Clint Eastwood’s Man With No Name
Admit it..
You want to be a part of this secret community.
hatime naddifi yes pls
Well yes but actually *yes*
yes, but I want to avoid the part of "getting shot and killed"
Confirmed.
No, I would never want to be...yes.
The sommelier is my favorite of this trio. Elegant, sophisticated, radiating class and professionalism. Raising the tools of murder to high art.
I think I’m gonna walk into a gun store and say “I’d like a tasting.”
I did that with my local gs, without skipping a beat he started walking across the cases saying, I know of your past fondness for the German varietals, but I can wholeheartedly endorse the new breed of Austrians. Pulling out the g26 and the 43x. It was new at the time
@@drnapalm7605 that guy has good taste
Gets shot*
@@j.m6334 Probably😂
@@drnapalm7605 Lmao! I'm sure he memorized that bit _specifically_ for all customers who'd try to pull the stunt you did, too!
They treat their guns better than how my parents treat me.
Edwards Baron lol
Well, Mr. Wick finds his guns very useful...
Because the guns are worth something
Professionals have STANDARD
Because a gun has a job.
The gun bartender cool as hell 😂
Boss Breezy He describes weapons like top chefs describe food.
a man of true culture
More like a somelier
Formally known as the voice of Darth Maul in Phantom Menace.
he is a sommelier , a wine expert. Wick asked the female bartender if he was in
I love how John is so skilled with guns that he doesn’t ask for a specific weapon, he just describes what he wants and the other bro’s like “hollup, I got one for ya.”
It also shows us that John had been out of the game a while. In the first film he relies on his own stockpile.
Now, he's across the world and needs to restock himself. He's wise enough to listen to the experts and take their advice with his input.
Its excellent storytelling without holding the viewers hand through it.
@maverickofkain it's fantastic world building as it helps the viewer understand how the criminal world works and how it's more than crime lords and drugs
@@maverickofkainwell, Santino did blow up his house
@maverickofkain one example being the new and modern Glocks that he recommended to John Wick. Since its implied he retired from the scene many years ago (before Viggo's kid was born), those Glocks might not have existed when he left the scene to get married
@@maverickofkain To add more detail, Glock 26 and 34 came out in the late 1990s. If we go by the slider phones everyone is carrying and conducting "business" with, the time period is the mid-2000s to 2010 latest. If he has been out of action long enough, before Viggo's son was born, he won't have known any model of Glocks other than the 17 or 18 or maybe 19
Benelli M4 also came out in the late 1990s as well, after John had 1st time "retired"
Love the way the tailor casually says "Quite painful I'm afraid". His voice, the hand gesture and his pained expression over the flaw.
Subtly saying in this world, he's more concerned on the pain rather than the fact that he makes suits that LITERALLY stop bullets and DEATH.
Absolutely perfect
It also implies that he has first-hand knowledge of his wares, as in he trusted them enough to put one on and let himself get shot just to make sure it works. A true professional.
Def broken ribs and internal bleeding tho. I’ve worn a bullet proof vest and got a hit before (by a stray round ricocheting) and it knocked all the air out of me and left a NASTY bruise broke the skin. I’m black but my chest was crayon purple
@@jaythekid4728 Well at least you prove that that vest was indeed bullet proof. Without the vest you dead bro
@@jaythekid4728 That'd be real life bullet proof vest. That's because the bullet would "break" the kevlar, and could pierce with enough force, or if you get hit at the same exact spot more than 1 time.
Here, you could see that it didn't even scratch the fabric... it's kevlar on steroids, HRT and other PED's.
It would be painful, but def. not breaking the skin.
Well, his focus is on the comfort of the suit. Cannot blame him for fretting over a client in pain while wearing his threads.
Just to show how Mr. Wick knows his stuff, at the Tailor he asks for some specific variants in the cut:
- Social event means it can be in a casual cut and the fabric can be slightly more lightweight, stretchy and comfortable (linen, cotton, polycotton etc.) rather than the more refined but stiff cut and fabric (worsted wool, flannel, tweed etc.) used for formal suits
- Italian style suits tend to be more form-fitting and have less padding compared to British and American style suits, which, along with the more comfortable and stretchy fabric and cut, provide a larger range of motion possible.
- Two buttons instead of three on the jacket means it still looks good if unbuttoned, making it easier to access the concealed holster
- Tapered trousers, apart for the slightly more elegant air they provide even to casual suits, give a bit more room on the upper leg without looking baggy; again, greater range of motion
He's asking for all the things that would make the suit more comfortable when running and gunning, while still looking dapper enough as to not attract attention until it's strictly necessary
Hot damn, that is all kinds of cool, legit didn’t think it was that thorough.
You must be one of those special tailors that we saw in this scene.
I'll make sure not to attend one of your social events.
Underrated comment
Your name is Don patrono and you are talking about armour and guns hidden in suits . I would like to humbly avoid you.
My favorite thing about this scene is how knowledgeable, precise, and downright happy the Librarian, Tailor, and Somellier are. You can tell each one loves what they do and are the best at doing it.
And delighted to have a client that not only appriciates their work but respects their imput. There are so many other killers shown in this series that you know go in and just make demands.
Mr. Wick listens to recomendations about new 'varietals ", he ASKS for a rush order, and he follows the process rather than skipping to the answers.
These are all men who know their crafts and revel in sharing the results.
@@mousepariah3884 I enjoy good customers as well but alas I merely lead a software support group ( at least that what my WIFE thinks I do) < queue dramatic music>
Especially when they are serving the 'babayaga'. Just imagine, having to serve and get picked by death incarnate because of they're class and professionalism, being chosen by death itself to let them offer him with such delight might be the highest honor you can achieve besides living.
CRINGE AF
Lies again? Gun Oil Durex
I love that this scene gave us insight on how John Wick grew into legendary status. He had good connections and he treated everybody with respect and he was treated well in return.
Me, introducing my friends to someone: “The finest degenerates, all freshly stoned.”
I see what you did there
I laughed way harder than I should.
This is an incredibly underrated comment
Had to give you a thumbs up 👍 🤣😂
🤣 👍🏽
I appreciate his gun discipline. He aims away from the sommelier at all times. He’s deadly, but he’s also incredibly safe and respectful of each weapon. You can tell Keanu trained legitimately for this role.
Now if only Alec Baldwin trained legitimately for his role...
@@alanxu3936 oh man too soon😂😭
@@darkestnight0014 never too soon lmao
@@alanxu3936 tbf the 'prop gun' was supposed to be passed through 3 people for checking before it was in his hands so...
@@ThyRandomGuy: That's a whole legal mess right there, just trying to determine who had the weapon and when.
I cannot physically explain how much I love this scene
Yes, it has a certain element to it that is quite difficult to pinpoint. But, a great scene. Quite.
@@joehamlet7576 perhaps it is the absolute formality that they all shown to each other yet their jobs are anything but formal.
@@dannyzero692 And along with that formality, a sort of politeness that perhaps is not often found in their line of work.
I watch this scene at least once a week for the feel-good.
I don't even like guns, but the sheer pride each vendor has in their field is impossible not to respect
Neither can I
I really appreciate the role of the Liberian and how he’s paid just as much. Detailed location Information is a massive part of a successful mission that isn’t given enough credit in a lot of other action movies
well, its a high table member's mansion...pretty sure it was illegal for him to trade that kind of information to anybody so the price is highly expensive
Logistics: Proper preparation ensures preferred performance.
I agree. When you know what's around you, you can be creative. That's why the weapons weren't as important
The information he received about the layout of the catacombs was what gave him the ultimate edge during the climatic firefight.
When payday 2 added the tactical menu to missions, the game got easier and Better, especially shadow raid. Because now you just didn't have the best gear, you had the best information.
John: Dessert
Ahh dessert. Our finest pencils, freshly sharpened
The finest graphite. All freshly sharpened
This needs to be in JW4🤣
That's too much power for John
Number 2, cedar with the finest graphite, freshly sharpened
"#2, full eraser, with full graphite cores. Excellent for SATs."
Me: *getting bullied*
School: tell us!
Parents: fight back!
My grandparents: 2:16
😂😂
LMAO
Underrated
Im dead
LMFAO ...
"robust... precise."
im obsessed with the sommelier scene you can just see how he took pleasure in what he does (selling weapons to assassins) and genuinely thrilled to be recommending the right.. desserts that he knew will be utilized well by the world's most renowned assassin.
Id be thrilled too
It’s kind of a joke scene.
The controls of an HK and Glock are totally different, why would a pro just drop one for the other? Because Keanu trained with Taran Butler and the handguns and that M4 are his custom work.
Also the LPVO on the rifle is a bad choice for fighting underground.
@@Matt-xc6sp It's certainly a versatile setup, but for cramped underground CQB it's definitely a bad choice. A suppressor and weapon light would have been more useful to have.
@@Matt-xc6sp I don't know much about guns and optics, could you explain why it's a bad choice? What would you have recommended if you were the Sommelier?
@@anxioussamurai9017 the LPVO (low power variable optic) on the rifle is much better suited for long range. A regular old un magnified dot would be better in a cavern like that.
There’s nothing wrong with the handgun, but as mentioned John used the HK in the first movie. They only switched to that Glock because of marketing for tarran tactical where Keanu trained.
The shotgun is also a TT custom, but I have zero notes on that. The benelli M4 is the best combat shotgun in the world and is an excellent choice for the situation.
Notice how the man with the detailed estate map and the key was the one who got paid the most? Really shows you that informations is indeed the most valued thing to an assassin.
Yeah, and when Hillary Clinton gets bad Intel she gives the go ahead to drone strike an Afghan orphanage killing multiple children, teachers and doctors.
The map and keys were to that of a estate belonging to a member of the High Table. That information is going to be very risky for that man to obtain for Wick
It's information you tool not informations
@@yoshijb9428 Calling someone a tool over something so trivial really does showcases high amounts of insecurity on your end, huh?
I remember watching this in theaters and some random guy two seats ahead of me said, "now that's how a man is supposed to fcking shop". And I was like, "well damn".
Well he isn’t wrong
I mean, thats how men shop, right?
@@gkarbouzi3185 As crazy as it sounds but yeah that's how we shop when WE go to the mall. 😆✌
@@BigMike793 yup, know what you're after, go to the best place for it, ask for it directly, buy it, go home
Try this in target!!
I need like a 30 minute video of that british butler guy selling me guns with no music
I agree I mean he could sell me a match stick and I can burn down a city.
He could try to sell me a half eaten bag chips and I'd buy it
The music is the juicy treat on top. Not the same without that.
Just look up 'Brian Butterfield' and you can watch him sell you literally everything. Especially diet plans.
This is the same guy from the Kitchen Gun ad. He got promoted.
John wick
Hitman: agent 47
James bond
Everyone in the same video
Don't forget Jason Bourne and Jack Reacher
@@justaguywithnolikes3856 and Ethan Hunt
Greatest cameos ever lol
all 5 legendary hitmen in one video
Agent 47 will be top, but only just. He will be f-up by John Wick though.
I can tell Mr Wick is their beloved costumer. Whenever he's around, business is prosper. So that explain the excitement in their eyes when they see Wick coming. Especially that gun sommelier. It's like he's been waiting for his best friend all this time.
Girls shopping: omg this dress is so cute
Boys shopping:
Hejsjsjj Jsjsjjs seriously underrated comment
Lmao.
Tactical...
I went to a tailor today and THIS IS WHAT IT FELT LIKE!!!
Explorer nah, a social gathering, if you will.
The gun seller should be the new james bond.
Ten Skripz yes
More like the Quartermaster
i think he was Agent Aldo in Spy movie
Ten Skripz its peter serafinowitz
Or better yet Q.
I love how the tailor mentions that even with that bulletproof lining, getting shot still hurts, which is very true for real armor. If you wear a kevlar vest and get shot in the chest, you're almost guaranteed to break a rib or two. Of course, a broken rib is preferable to having a bullet go through you, so that's a good trade.
Plates are better but at the cost of it being bulky and heavier. If you're wanting to blend in then the carbon sheets work best
And most who get shot don’t feel the pain because of the adrenaline. If you know you won’t die to a bullet your adrenaline won’t kick
Yeah, you can't defy physics but so much. Dissipating that much energy through a thin lining, you'll damn sure feel it.
@@DavidReiten10 Yea but even under adrenaline, the bullet did hit you without the plates and you are losing blood and maybe some failing organs
@@sekstussekstus1075 The upside of the effects of adrenaline, you don't feel any of those effects, even as your body goes into shock. However, as soon as the effects wear off.... better hope to God that the wound wasn't lethal because you ain't going nowhere anytime soon.
Only just now realised how much value they put on the information, the maps got the most coins and a compliment because he provided 4 things, the original map of the state, the old map of the catacombs, the current blueprints for the building and the old keys.
Information to an assassin is gold. Theoretically, you could have 0 guns 0 body armour and take someone out by like a knife or your own hands if your information was on point such as finding out there's a secret passage way which allows you to enter the home of the assassin in and out 30min job. Guns and armour add to make it easier/manageable but it's a luxury end of the day. Information is the only necessity, separates you from an average guns blazing killer
I love the smile he gets when he says "Desert". As if most people don't bother with that anymore. But Mr.Wick has class.
Never thought of it that way, cool interpretation
Dessert, not desert. A good way to remember, dessert has 2 S's because you always want more.
@@VaporeonEnjoyer1 that's actually surprisingly helpful lol
@@VaporeonEnjoyer1 That’s a great way of remembering that.
Professionals have STANDARDS.
Why is this "shopping" scene so satisfying to watch
No idea Sheldon, but boy oh boy it is. :)
@@abdizur8765 oh yeah
Sheldon Cooper I know right , no worries for something out of stock , everything is there , and they’ll get what you want
The cashier is happy with his job
This feels like an ASMR for badasses 😂😈😂😈
The Sommelier talking about guns is probably the most asmr thing I've ever heard
I looked up the amulet thingy he was wearing and apparently sommeliers (wine testers) wear it in real life. Called a tastevin. I thought it was just a John Wick gimmick lol.
@Jj Marr instead of saying gimmick here we say gimwick sorry 😐
@@jjmarr7130 Nope, a badge of office that is.
@@tranz2deep No, it's a tastevin.
@@tranz2deep The way you can tell the rank of a sommelier is actually the pin they wear on their lapel. There are four ranks apprentice (my current rank), certified, advanced, and master. There are fewer than 500 masters in the entire world.
I love this scene. Every part of it. But my favorite? When John asks for "dessert" and the sommelier's reaction. Nobody asks for dessert anymore, underworld or otherwise it seems. My only gripe is that he chooses an OTF knife instead of a fixed blade.
The OTF is better concealed but a fixed blade would be better overall for a fight. That's just my two cents though. I'm not gonna really argue over John Wick's preference.
I would've liked to see him choose the karambit knife personally
@UnWarierMage He does use it at the end of his fight with Cassian, in the subway car. He leaves it in Cassian's chest so the wound won't bleed out and kill him. Professional courtesy. 😉
Other than the rifles and shotguns, everything he pays for is designed for him to not be noticed until he wants to be noticed. He doesn't want anything hindering him in the middle of the fight or in the event he has to run.
For the record I could easily beat John Wick in a knife fight. Just so you guys know.
@@refoliationok winter soldier
The finest pencils, freshly sharpened. I can whole-heartedly recommend the new Staedtler edge-point. Compact graphene-ceramic HB carbide core with a tactile octagonal grip. The collar is compatible with the widest range of tactical sharpners and has a flared ferrule for greater eraser portability options.
Underated comment. I love this one
You should consider selling pencils for a living ))
Mr. Wick….enjoy your SATs
A German classic.
Oh brother this guy works in a pencil factory.
1:26
''Italian.''
'' Two.''
''Tapered.''
''Tactical.''
Barista: ''Sir, this is Starbucks.''
*Offers coin*
''Come with me.''
this made my day thank you
"Combat induced stimulating drink"
This made me smile
Large tactical cappuccino. Zero side effects, however quite hot I’m afraid.
A bit too hot for the heart I'm afraid... not many have the stomach for it...
As John Wick is usually a serious, no-nonsense kind of guy, I love the fact he is happy to indulge the Sommelier with wine tasting metaphors. Not sure if that is a requirement of buying guns off this guy, but his euphoric reaction to the dessert metaphor suggests he doesn't enjoy this level of wordplay very often
I assume it's a tradition within the circle - it's meant to imply that all Continental quartermasters are 'sommeliers', and I wouldn't be surprised if there's a word culture of food metaphors built by default around the gun sellers.
It wouldn't make sense for John Wick to have the mood to spontaneously indulge the sommelier all of a sudden, but going back to lingo that he used often in his professional assassin days is completely understandable.
i'm a sommelier and it's a reference to the fact that today there's few people who take a wine with their desert (that's why the sommelier is happy with this quote)
@@henrijankerguistel114 Grandfather port ftw!
I honestly can’t tell if the sommelier is in character or he’s struggling not to laugh in this scene
@@henrijankerguistel114 as an example try to have a Porto wine with some tropical fruits like pineapple.
(From TV Tropes)
During the preparation scene, when John visits the mapper, he pays the mapper 4 coins instead of a single coin he gives to Angelo for his armored suits.
Angelo provided only a single service, while the Sommelier only recommended weapons and was part of the services John had already bought at the Continental when he checked in.
This is because, if you watch closely, the mapper actually provided 4 services:
1. He provided the old blueprint for the D'Antonio estate.
2. The modern blueprint of the estate.
3. A map of the catacombs underneath.
4. The keys to unlock the gates.
Tailor :"zero penetration, but quite painful.. I am afraid"
Me: reminds me of my girlfriend
HAHAHA
Bruv lol
Comment seems.. familiar
mine too lately lol. "hey babe got these textured condoms should things get....wet"
Lmao
I love how John Wick is everyone's favorite customer
DaRulez Lulez because he’s the best customer
It's like getting the assassination equivalent of Picasso to patronize your shop. It's an honor to service such a peerless artist in the craft.
They felt very honored knowing everything they provided won't be a waste to John.
In that line of work its probably quite rare to have customers return for as long as John does
Probably because he loses his guns all the time
Salesman: Do you need anything else, Mister Wick?
John: *A pencil.*
May I suggest.
The Staedtler Mars 780 Technical HB.
Might i suggest a thousand year old ink fountain pen
Old as hell, messy but gets the job done
Yea, I need to see, deez nuuttzz!!! Sorry couldn't help it. The troll has now left the building.
@@seifer918 what I do find slightly humorous is these weapons hes "acquiring " the countries they are made in its almost impossible for the average person to legally purchase and own one. I live in America, and my state its still legal to open carry. If I want I can walk around with an m5 and a. 44 magnum on my hip and not be breaking the law. However, and this is funny, get caught with brass knuckles and do 45 days in jail. Even though they sell them at the store down the street. I know because I did 45 days for knucks. But I can legally carry a knife.
@@theodorethompson4536 and that my good sir is why America is one of the best and most confusing countries in the world.
"Is the Sommelier in?"
"I have never known him not to be"
An expert in guns who never leaves the safety of the continental. I sure would love to hear his back story.
I can't remember this part. When was this said? I want to watch it again. 😊
@@bryansuralta592 a few seconds before the starting of this video
Maybe he just love this job at a deep level. He seems to know about every single weapon on the planet
My theory is, these people are on contract with the continental, so they stay there for free, while providing their services to the continental's guests.
@@yunsha9986 my personal theory is that he has a massive bounty on him, so he got into a contract with the continental to be protected at all times
3:05 i just love how every shop keepers in all the movies have so much respect for jonh. They always say something nice to him before he leaves. And he always react the same way
They dont want to be killed by him🤣
Professionals have standards.
Being polite to your customers goes a long way to keep their loyalty.
when your clientele are assassins, you make damn sure your customer service is on point.
Also helps that Wick is a walking legend at that point, so he's VVIP.
Yes for jonh
Zero penetration,however, quite painful I’m afraid
Sounds like all my relationships
Underrated comment. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Well that nice sip of coffee went straight up my nose, reading this.
😂😂😂
underrated
_press F to pay respects_
I love how much this montage shows you about John as a character. It shows he's cold, precise, and professional. It also shows that while he is familiar to this world, and has interacted with it for so long, the look on his face shows that he is slightly uncomfortable being back in it because he does not want to be. He just wanted a normal quiet life.
it's almost like that's the plot of the movie.
The tailor shop says it all, Wick replies to all questions without hesitation, he knows exactly what he needs.
And there NOBODY,a guy who want to go back to world before he settle down
I love Peter Serafinowicz as the Sommelier - a fine, and underrated, British thesp
I would love if he suddenly became Brian Butterfield when giving him guns.
Short shooty
Pump shell blaster
Bonbonbonbons
Oh Mr Wick? Please enjoy your party...by taking these bonbonbonbons
Darth Maul in *_*Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace*_* (1999)
11 year old me buying nerf guns for my friend’s play date
Nerf or nothing
Carlos Paredes Hitler didn’t let me have any panzers to defend the coast though...
Toys R'Us Employee: Good evening, Mr. Salazar, it's been a long time
Salazar: I'd like a tasting
Franklin Joseph The I would recommend the latest electronic blasters. But I would recommend the best plastic lightsabers
@@ExplorersCompass82 how about the color may i suggest red
"Dessert. The finest cutlery. All freshly stoned."
He talks about weapons, like how Gordon Ramsay talks about food.
i'm curious as to why your comment from 8 hours ago with 21 likes is top for me and i have default sorting on, but to hell with it here's your like
you are everywhere wtf
My father
we meet again
@@just9933 wtf
DELETED SCENE:
Angelo, "A true graphite core. The hardness is always marked on the tool, often labeled with the Number 2. So tell me Mr. Wick, how would you like your pencils?"
John Wick, "sharpened"
Goddamnit, Chernobyl. Now whenever someone says graphite, my mind immediately links to that
"Blunt"
Tactical pencil
@@ArcturusOTE you're delusional
F#%k you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the final exchange between the sommelier and Wick. They are both artisans in the craft, though in different aspects. Wick is the master craftsman, but loathes doing it. The sommelier knows Wick is about to make another masterpiece and is hyped about it, while Wick is reluctant, cause though a supreme artist he doesn't enjoy it.
Dessert.
May I suggest. the finest pencil.
"Might I recommend the Mitsubishi Hi-Uni HB? Freshly sharpened, and with the handle stained red, in case you have a bank appointment in the morning."
Freshly sharpened
i feel like wick is a ticonderoga pencil man
hand crafted from teak wood, using precision graphite with a diamont sharpened tip
...all freshly sharpened
The child : I got into a fight
The mother : Violence is not the answer
The father : Stand up for yourself
The grandpa : 2:16
😂😂 legit made me laugh
The baddass grandma: 2:39
I'm rolling 🤣🤣😭
@@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you good one too! 😂😭
One of the best comments I’ve ever seen in my life 😂
So now that I’m actually paying attention to how John Wick wants his suit, pretty much everything has a meaning.
Italian Style: usually is made for more slim and athletic builds, good for him since he needs to move around a lot
Tapered trousers: when trousers are tapered they’re usually made with a more roomier fit around the thighs. Good in case he needs to run or hold someone in place.
Two buttons: this should be obvious. Fast grab of his gun.
Noticing this, all in all, it’s a very well made suit. Perfect for Mr. Wick.
You didn't explain what does "tactical lining" means. Could you please elaborate?
@@luqmaanjoomun182 oh sorry, I figured leaving it out since the movie explains it. But the Tactical lining is the body armor that sewn into the jacket of the suit and possibly the trousers but they don’t show it. It’s light, flexible and since it’s the cutting edge of body armor technology, at least for the Organization, it’s perfect protection for Mr. Wick. Only bad thing is he’s gonna wake up to a few bruises. Because it’s flexible it’s also thin. But it’s better than bullet holes. Good for him to move to cover his head and use as a shield, which they also show in the movie.
@@seniorordenanza2387 Thank you
@@luqmaanjoomun182 you’re welcome
It's made to suit him!!!! LoL but seriously .. good observation!!!
Every actor that came together to make this scene did a flawlessly fantastic job in portraying they're professionalism to their disciplines and how they strive for the best which reinforced John Wick's job as he only goes to the best.
"Tactical"
immediately transitions to AR15 scene
You got >600 likes for 1 word comment... I'm jealous man ;)
Tacticool
@@markian788 what can you use likes for?
@@slemgurt2 Getting likes on a comment means nothing.
I love how Keanu treats every gun with the utmost respect like a true trained professional. It really shows his commitment to his role as the world's deadliest assassin
He went through professional training and it honestly shows
He shows really poor trigger discipline in this scene though.
@@EvieCorwell I suppose so. Though he could be testing the triggers, at least he points it away
@@Moonlit_Neko It's still poor trigger discipline though. It's a fundamental gun safety rule that you don't touch the trigger unless you accept that whatever the weapon's pointed towards will be utterly destroyed. Or, in other words, don't touch the trigger unless you're going to shoot.
@@EvieCorwell fair enough then
The idea of textured grips being designed for bloody hands is both awesome and scary.
They're designed for SWEATY hands but the the fact that it's John Wick means the thought of nervous sweat never comes to mind.
And practical
I've never thought about it that way, to be honest(probably because I was raised around guns). I can tell you, though, that a huge part of getting used to a new pistol is getting a feel for the texturing. I've never bought a gun without handling it, because I'm kinda picky about grip textures.
@@bradsimpson8724 Same, I despise the sandpaper grips that are so common on new handguns today. Gonna rub blisters into my hands after a few magazines.
@@dissolution9843 Aside from my CCW, I tend to look for pretty aggressive texturing. I do the bulk of my shooting these days suppressed, and between the long, cold winters and the can backpressures, I find most of my range shooting is gloved, and the ergonomics of my guns have to accomodate that.
I absolutely LOVE "gearing up" scenes. Choosing his guns like he's sampling food his just *chefs kiss*.
I like how they actually show John paying and thanking the guy who got map and blueprint of the estate. Every warrior knows that knowledge of your surroundings is far more important than your equipment.
Also remember that the map is not the territory.
Gott'em
@jahadzida That's not what he meant. If John had killed the person rather than paying that would put the high table against him earlier than the 3rd movie
@jahadzida killing these people also seems pointless. Especially when you consider the services they provide.
Knowing your enemy and battlefield is half the battel
At last a character that doesnt say "I take em all"
Then using only grenades, machine gun and cgi nuclear explosions
Mr. Wick has a specific style to him. He doesn't just take all the big guns and everything he can find. He wants something tactical. Something precise.
@@JackClockerinos he's a guy who can plan before even knowing what's coming for him
God damn Rhodes and his Ex-Wife.
He’s a man of focus..
Everybody talking about John and the weapons dealer and the tailor, but did you see that old woman's grouping? And her point of impact? She just took out the heart completely.
Salesman: "Good afternoon, Mr. Slayer. It's been a long time."
Doomguy: "I'd like a tasting."
Salesman: "I know of your past fondness for single-barreled shotguns, but I can wholeheartedly endorse the new breed of double-barreled shotguns. Adapted with a meathook for grappling enemies... what's next?"
Doomguy: "I need something robust... precise..."
Salesman: "Robust... precise... plasma rifle. UAC design. Compensated with a heat blast mechanism and a microwave beam."
Doomguy: "Could you recommend anything for the end of the night? Something big, bold?"
Salesman: "May I suggest the BFG-9000? Fires colossal plasma projectiles. Can take down hellspawn in a matter of seconds. A UAC classic."
Doomguy: "Dessert?"
Salesman: *takes out chainsaw* "The finest cutlery, freshly fueled."
this is really well make, you just make my day sir
Wouldn't the ballista be better for robust and precise?
@@TheJamie119 Yeah, I suppose that's true. I keep forgetting that that weapon exists, even when playing the game. Probably due to the fact that I'm used to the classic Doom games, lol
What's this? John wick with an inferiority complex?
*Claps* Bravo
The guy likes guns, but he loves knives. When John asked about dessert, the expression on his face though. He almost cried lol
That's because guns are too quick; you can't savor all the... little emotions. You see, in their last moments; people show you who they really are. That's why he loves knifes.
His face definitely said "oh thank god, I thought you'd never ask" haha
@@fleabaguette9699 exactly
@@cap982 How no one has picked up that dark knight reference you made. Perfectly executed
@@iamBQuinn1 Yeah, i was grinding my teeth wondering how no one got the obvious reference to The Dark Knight.
He makes the most adorable face when John asks about dessert like "I'm so glad you asked 😳"
His reaction imo was like: "Damn, finally someone notice these nice little friends here. They might be your life saver when you run out of ammo or being disarmed ya know!" lol
I think because barely anyone asked for dessert anymore. All the young ones don't appreciate the fine cutleries while the older ones who do are dying out.
John Wick is truly a professional.
He he he. The knife looks like a potato peeler
If John Wick can kill someone with a pencil, I don’t want to know what he could do with a potato’s peeler
“Do enjoy your party” one of the coldest and coolest lines ever
I love when the tailor is asking John how he would like his suit made.
Style: Italian
Buttons: 2
Pants: Tapered
Lining: Tactical
This entire scene was great, but the tailor was great.
6 pistols
Fun fact, he is the original costume designer for the entire series
@@mangalpandey9377 So for him it was really acting. He actually kind of knows what he is talking about. Impressive
No tailor would ever refer to trousers as pants....
"Is this a social affair?"
"Definitely antisocial."
Subway employee: "How do you like your sandwich?"
John Wick: "Tactical."
He went from killing people with a pencil to a footlong
With a sprinkling of gunpowder on top
Slap a bipod, ACOG optic, and a suppressor on the footlong.
That footlomg hiding a few incendiary grenades in it or a solid block of c4🤣🤣🤣
And what would the sandwich mean, if we are to play with the analogy?
John Wick: "I need something robust, precise"
Gun Salesman: "Robust? Precise?
Gun Salesman: "I introduce you, the kitchen gun"
Bam bam bam bam!
TENET
The Protagonist: I need something robust, precise
Laura: Allow me to introduce the time inverted gun, the bullets reverse so you save up on ammunition
John wick: "i need something robust, precise"
Gun salesman: "sir i have a wife"
@@Catceptionv2 😂
He's not just a salesman, he's a sommelier
This scene is just timeless . It never fails to give me chills.
The pistols were starters, rifle the main course, shotgun 2nd entree, knives dessert - he made it sound like it was a cheese board . I love it !
it's supposed to be wines. This is the sommelier
What about pencil?
@@thitipongkasemwarit3560 Pre-starter snack
@@thitipongkasemwarit3560 lol. The complimentary breadstick
nobody:
boys while shopping nerf guns:
This cracked me up
I need something for the end of the party something big, bold.....may I suggest the mega doublebreach, custom porting and a modded spring along with textured grips should your hands get greasy
NICHOLAS MAH I recommend the nerf sword
I reccomend the nerf stryfe with modified full auto kit and upgraed flywheels. With a 4x32 scope and 45 degree red dot sight
@@dr2d2 damn accurate of what it would be like
"Dessert"...he is so happy when he says it.
Yeah because he knows how important knives are yet so many probably ignore them.
The finest cutlery.
He knows Wick likes a varied palate. That, and it’s probably less requested by some of the clients, so when called it, it’s a treat to be offered. Besides, knives don’t run out of ammo.
Whoever wrote this scene is a legend, this has got to be hands down the great scene in film history.
When a level 100 player goes back to a middle mission and can afford all the best gear
XDDD lolllllll
I love the sommelier's reaction to John asking about dessert. It was as if he was excited to finally have someone come in with a refined pallet.
I guess not many assassins use knives. For them bullets solve everything. But Wick is so skilled that it doesn't matter so long as he has a deadly weapon in his hand. He will use it to kill.
@@andrewowens4421 that, and the fact that probably most clients "just want a gun", meanwhile John takes the time to be polite and to talk about weapons in the same food/wine fashion as the Sommelier, it is probably not every day that someone takes the time to ask for "dessert" instead of just a knife
He's a man who can kill with a pencil, a FOOKIN PENCIL, of course the dessert will be deadly as a bullet.
@@alik3957 "Who does that?!"
palate
John Wick: "Dessert"
Gun guy: "Hmmh.. Dessert. What about Magnum?"
John Wick: "Revolver?"
Gun guy: "No, sir. The ice cream one."
Brilliant
LOOOOOOOOL XDDDDD
Man there’s levels to this comment😂
Mr.Wick asked for a dessert, left his finger in a desert
when mr.wick realizes he is in the wrong shop
Possibly my favourite scene, at least in this movie. The way John Wick preps for his work in this style always has me immersed in the action!
"Anything else?"....
"Phased plasma rifle at 40Watt range"
Just you see here, pal
@@AxellMorren da uzi nein milameta
WONG!!!
@@jasperblase1374 haha
@@alekseyvolobuev9067 I believe there is a deleted scene of the Terminator converting the Uzi and AR-18 to full auto.
How to stop a bully
Google: ask him to stop
Bing:
The ancient map was for the bully's house
Underrated
@@sandypits underrated 😂😂😂
May I suggest...the Benelli M4.
Bing gives 2:16
I love the code/lingo they use in this.
"I'd like a tasting." (I want to see the arsenal)
"I know of your past fondness for the German varietals" (I know you killed a lot of mooks with the German handguns)
"Is this a formal event or a social affair?" (will you do a covert assassination or will you expect multiple opponents?)
"....tactical." (body armor)
"However, quite painful, I'm afraid." (I know you'll get shot in this, so be ready for it to sting)
"Could you recommend anything for the... end of the night?" (the big guns for the surviving assailants)
"Textured grips, should your hands get...wet." (for when your hands get bloody)
"Dessert." (knives for when the ammo runs out)
"The finest cutlery, all freshly stoned." (combat knives)
"Do enjoy your party." (good luck on your assassination job)
"I know of your past fondness for the German varietals" (I know how you usually used Heckler & Koch) "...but, I can wholeheartedly endorse you the new breed of Austrian." (But Glock is a good choice as well).
Thank you for the translations... I could barely understand their underworld lingo.
That's clever!!!
I’m very sure most people get what they’re talking about
@@c.galindo9639 Said they appreciated it. Not that nobody else got it.
Despite being of very very few words, we get to know more about John's character from other people's interactions with him. And what I like is that from this and many other interactions you can tell John is not just feared or revered, but he's also liked and has friends all the way from the bottom to the top of the ladder.
2:35 that facial expression when he said "dessert" lol
Viet Nguyen
He’s like. Awww of course!
Jaybird9876 Exactly how I would describe it 😂😂
And the tailors face when he explains the liner impenetrable but painful lol
Lol. I thought hes gonna show "The Pencil".
dessert is like the sweet part of the dish course (is it?). and I remember Joker said why he use a knife(The dark knight). They who work at this field has some personal satisfaction for killing people with knife, I think
John Wick: I need something Robust. Something precise.
Gun Dealer: Ah, the Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range.
Hey, just what you see, pal!
John Wick : Show me something for the end of the night... Something big, bold.....
Sommelier : may I suggest Ooozzie Nein Meelimeetahh?
November Alpha 😂😂
that's Italian! it can go pump or auto!
Well burst Precise
A lot of movies do the "Cutting edge, easy to wear and thin body armour", usually ones that completely stop bullets. But, I think this is the first one, atleast that i can think of, that actually acknowledges the drawback of having that type of armour. It doesn't cushion the blows and makes it hurt like hell.
I heard that even if you have body armor you can die from shock or fractured bones.
@@ovidiuolaru3810 only if it hits the rib cage on same spot cuz the a broken bone might puncture some major arteries
@@ovidiuolaru3810es, you can..it doesnt stop or absorb the impact and the impact will be transferred directly to your body via contact..the impact especially from a close range shot can break the bone and also damaged the internal organs
The body armour shown here feels a bit...fantastical, like I know soft body armour exists but even then, what is shown here feels a bit too lightweight to be able to stop bullets, but then again, it's not so far out of the realms of possibility that I can't stretch my suspension of disbelief, not to mention the fact these movies respects the power of a bullet and what it does even when stopped dead in it's tracks allows me to completely allow the idea of super lightweight flexible body amour like that.
It's not the Black Panther's suit, John usually goes down if he gets hit with even one bullet, even if his armour works like a charm, it helps sell the realism of armour even more.
@@shirosaki97 and iirc you could buy it if you made the kind of money that necessitated this protection. First one I found was Garrison Bespoke
Everything is perfect. The speaking, the acting, the decoration, the different details. Incredible.
The Italian tailor has the aura of a man who could sell anything to anyone.
The Italian tailor could sell you a penny.
The gun seller : John how's the party
John wick : I'm killing it.
😂😂😂
People were screaming in awe.
it was lit lol sorry cant help it
That’s what they said.
Well done
Me going to my tailor next time:
- What type of lining would you like?
- Tactical
Hahaha
u get thrown out after they find out u don't have any gold coins lol
@2:36 John Wick: "Dessert"
Weapons Sommelier: "Dessert..."
proceeds to bring out the fluffiest pastries
1:24 the quiet kid buying his prom suit.
Guy: What style?
John: “Italian”
Guy: how many buttons?
John: “Two”
Guy: Trousers?
John: “Tapered”
Guy: How about the lining?
John: “..Tactical..”
Someone's prom king gonna get kick out of his throne hard af
@@FunGuy-lt5ym thanks for this i didnt hear a word of what they said in the video
@@bonker2946 same my headphones are cursed rn