Everything Wrong With Face/Off In 18 Minutes Or Less
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- Face/Off, one of the awesomest ridiculous action films ever to come out of the 90's. Fun, but sinful as hell.
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You missed the sin of him saying a cough could dislodge his voice, followed by multiple heavy fight scenes with no repercussions. Classic
PING🔔
did he cough doe
That always bothered tf out of me
TerrorverseTV it shouldn’t, be clearly says he needs to cough to dislodge it, and he never coughs. Sin removed.
Nailed it!
The sickest thing about this movie is that Sean actually replaced his murdered son with the son of the guy who killed him, whose father Sean himself killed. Imagine the conversations at the dinner table and future therapey sessions about that. JERRY, JERRY, JERRY.
That makes all the sense. Sean is the opposite of Troy - Even the blood type. Troy kills Sean's son, Sean adopts Troy's. Troy kills, Sean protects.
As I recall, Castor Troy was still alive at the end.
He protec, he attac, but he also adop son
Hi
Sean is a good guy
Troy is a bad guy
The kid is innocent..
The kid remind him of his dead son
Simple as that
I remember reading somewhere that Nicolas Cage was hesitant to portray Castor Troy because he didn't want to be a villain. He took the role once he realized that technically he would be the good guy for like 80% of the movie. I've always wondered if that's why Cage had Troy look like he felt terrible about killing the kid in the beginning. Castor Troy wasn't truly shown to be irredeemably evil and psychotic until Travolta was playing him.
that surprises me because he is so good at playing the psycho in this movie, he looks like he's having a ball through the whole movie!
I thought this plot was dumb, but the movie, for me, delivered quality, popcorn fun. Still, one of my favorite action movies.
same
The plot is not so "Dumb" per si. It's just too hard to justify all that mumbo jumbo science. I love the idea of changing identities physically with your worst enemy, in a modern-day scenario, with Gun Fu action, Cat-and-mouse chases and a revenge.
All that would be really hard to make it in a reasonable movie logic, so... let's use Comic Book logic and just have fun!
Amen, brother
This is one of the best action movies ever made
for sure. John Woo being conflicted about what was gonna happen in Hong Kong in the late 90's gave us this and Hard Target
For all their faults, the classic trilogy of Cage action films in the mid-90s is essential viewing. Face/Off, Con Air and The Rock are all great popcorn action films. But yeah, kinda knew CinemaSins would be gunning for this one as the plot is so batshit crazy that it's funny to see you hit it!
i agree, it's the trifecta of 90s awesomeness. fond memories:)
and in each of those movies, Nic Cage goes flying through the air due to an explosion.
"I can eat a peach for hours." Is hands down top 3 best Nicholas Cage lines every spoken.
Also number one on the list of "Things you would never hear Mario say while he's on a Nintendo system".
"I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence"
@@SarimFaruque "me and my clone are gonna have a 3 way with the declaration of independence"
Cage on SNL
@@salmonking1960 My fav is "put the bunny back in the box."
no way, every line in Vally Girl was better!
"I want to take his face.... off!"
"His face... off?"
"His face... off!"
"Face... off..."
"Face... off!"
"Smell my hand!"
No more drugs for that man
@@julesf.meloborges811 I'm disappointed we didn't get a sin reduction for that line.
I used to watch this movie with my father when I was little. It's a nice memory, I liked watching the movies he liked with him but I could never look when they switched their faces and he had to explain me that it's just a trick and only the actors were changing roles. I wish I could go back to those times :)
John Woo: “cut!”
Danny Masterson: “we were rolling?”
Damn it man 😂
Yikes lol.
because rape allegations
Has anyone noticed that for the most part, Castor Troy was both a better husband and a better father as Archer than the real Archer?
True I though the same thing even though Caster was crazy but gee ran the house better.And didn't out up with men abusing kids..as the remorse he felt for shooting Archers son
Ronnie Williams spell check my bad. Basically he did better at protecting the home and Archers daughter he may be insanely crazy but didn't put up with the rape stuff and violence on children. Hence remorse for killing Archers son.
Very true. But I think that was intended. This whole experience made the real archer a better father. You learn in the beginning that his home life is a mess because he takes his family for granted.
Very true didn't think about that.Archery had more loyalty for work than his family until the face change role reversal.
@@FaceFamous he was a psychopath, he only saved the girl to look good.
Yes Jeremy, the heat of that jet engine would indeed be fatal at that range.
Jacob Wilson Plus the 250+ MPH impact into the metal grate...
DARTHMOBIUS Minor detail.
Jacob Wilson lol
Would it melt steel beams?
Carrot Spy was waiting for this comment
I swear whoever wrote this movie was doing blow
Duno A Apparently some of the actors were too.
According to IMDb, the writers conceived Face/Off as being set in the future, and John Woo made it contemporary.
@@VonWenk also there's an old Indian movie with exact concept but plot is little more cohesive than this one. It's name is "Don".
Along with Ketamine, Heroin, and Meth.
Im high as hell rn, this movie makes _all_ the no sense to me.
I think we all know that jet fuel can't melt Nicolas Cage.
My Profile Picture is by Hatomame, will all you perverts stop asking What the fuck is your profile picture of?
It's a reaction to a peach being eaten for hours.
But who the fuck is it, you piece of shit?
My Profile Picture is by Hatomame, will all you perverts stop asking Oh, really? Well, who's it by?
Jaguar Paw The happy owner of a peach.
I have always wondered, when Castor wakes from his coma with no face, how he still manages to hold a cigarette between his lips.
The groovy pain killers.
Or take for that matter.
Stef Murray how he still manages to have lips and eyelids is beyond me
Stef Murray 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wolfaesthetic fucking lol
You missed one. When he tells the story about the drunken dentist he says his wife is a vegetarian, but when Castor makes the dinner for her, there's lobster on the table. That would have been a big red flag for me if I was the wife. "Ah, honey, you have known for how many years I don't eat this stuff?"
Maybe Sean loves lobsters
I mean I adore lobsters and I can eat 5 easily
That ticked me off too when I watched the movie, but then again she may be pescatarian or quit being vegetarian, but I'm with you on this.
Vegetarians eat fish or maybe she didn't eat it?
@@duckielove2286 they haven't had sex for years
GOOD ONE
The haircut part is for real, even as a kid I wanted to know how they kept hair out of his open face when my hair stylist can't keep it out of my collar!
Same that scene bothered me so much as a kid
And how does the one with longer hair magically have more hair?
That "smell my hand" bonus was very funny :p
smell my hand
Smell my hand
After you pick your as*hole
"Stop talking about Face/Off!"
- Pat
McJaews "What's Face/Off?"
-Liam
McJaews "WHENS MAHVEL"
-Woolie
McJaews "Meow."
-Zach
McJaews "ppl stop trying to quote yourselfs. nothing you do is important"
-unknown
McJaews "Everyone talk about Face/Off"
-Matt
So it's a movie about John Travolta out Nick Cage-ing Nick Cage while Nick Cage out John Travolta-s John Travolta. F*ck, Nick Cage's job was so easy.
Greatest concept for a movie ever.
The cynabytes twins! Weee
"HERE...smell my hand" is gonna be the title of the prequel.
Ronald Coleman that or "Hand/Off"
Smell my finger.....
Eww, what is that...
Doofy...my ass
Scary movie.
Please tell me you're doing Nicolas Cage films right now because I would love it if you did Wicker Man!!
Ashleigh Jones Oh hell yes!
Oh yea. :)
Ashleigh Jones I'm honestly surprised that they haven't done it already lol
NOT THE BEES
Ashleigh Jones & The Rock
The love of hand smelling always get's me in the feels.
When I get married I don't want to kiss my new spouse, I just want to smell their hand.
L1am21??? How would ya get that from smelling my hand?
Vyce Bozeck thought we were talking about smelling our new brides hand why would i smell yours. p.s its a joke
L1am21 Ah. I get it now.
Reilly Daniel I was thinking of other things at the time.
This movie, to me, is a classic. Along with Con Air, every time I see them on I watch and am still pleased.
i lost it at "fuck michael"
I fell out laughing like he was so easy to replace..we have a stunt double son now. So Fuck Michael! :-) lmao
+Marian Dani lmbo ikr
Nicolas Cage can blur on cue. Sounds like the beginning to a more awesome version of Chuck Norris jokes.
That's high praise.
My cock can became as big as a jet plane
15:15: you gotta be fair this time - the surgeon had said to be careful with the voice chip because a violent thump could dislodge it, so it happened during the fight.
Face.....Off!
FlareKnight Totally awesome!
Road house!
Shpoovy Off. Face?
Shpoovy Off.
FlareKnight Could you please repeat that... I didn't quite catch it !!
Face/Off is one of my all time favorite movies
Same
This film will be remembered forever as a true work of art.
John woo just rehashed the ideas he used in his hong kong movies in this one
Yeah but can you eat a peach for hours? ... CAN YOU?!
MrsBananaPhone I took that statement in the same way as a dude boosting he's really huge, as if a douchebag like that would perform oral on someone for even 15 mins :P
Barbayat Bloodwater He's a sociopath in the film. I wouldn't be surprised at reckless and compulsive sexual acts, 6 hours isn't that crazy. But then comes the murdering sooo....not exactly win-win for the possessor of the peachy posterior
MrsBananaPhone Challenge....accepted!
I can...but after 45 minutes, she makes me stop because she can't take any more orgasms.
Rodgerinho Actually, yes. Too many orgasms. Sorry you aren't good enough for it to happen to you. Keep practicing.
kratoscallofduty Hahahahaha. Yes. Of course. Too many orgasms. She's a kind person to say that. Because it's possible to have too many orgasms. It's the intense physical and mental stimulation that gets boring after a while, huh? That often used comment, I'm getting tired of these orgasms.
Incidentally, I do realize your ego is puffed up beyond your ability to see over it, but a girl's ability to have an orgasm is in fact her own ability, NOT yours. You talk about being good in bed as though it's entirely your effort. You're not re-fitting a car, there are two of you involved, and an arrogant lover isn't a good one. You're (maybe) lucky enough to have a sexually responsive person with whom you share a connection. If you aren't just lying, then you have something special, and you're letting arrogance overshadow it. If you sleep with enough women you'll realize that some girls don't have the same comfort with their sexuality, and if they do, it's their own growth, development and experience. Women are far, FAR more mental in their attraction, it's not as much to do with the physical, so if she's turned on and responsive, it has a lot more to do with what's going on in her head, than what you're doing physically. Which is why some women can literally orgasm without even touching themselves.
Long story short, stop taking credit for something that's not yours. Be grateful and appreciative of your girlfriend. And bear in mind that women do stop being lubricated, it starts to become painful after a while, it's the same as guys losing their erection after a while, it's a natural thing, mostly because sex as a biological act has no purpose in longevity.
So he'd like to take his face......off?
Bjørn Edvard Holmberg Yeah, it's so he can be a mascot in a car commercial.
Bjørn Edvard Holmberg Woah, hold the wild theories there, pal.
Bjørn Edvard Holmberg His face... *off*!
Bjørn Edvard Holmberg You don't get it, he'd like to take his face... off!
Bjørn Edvard Holmberg What he'd like? Please come again.
His face....off
And... Smell my hand!
*His face* … _off_
His face///////OFF
Remember when these used to be 4 minutes long?
Oh those where the good old days.....they should re-do all of their earlier ones to present length! Ideas IDEAS!
Stephen Aderanti I know they don't do this, but if we are persistent enough, they could do to The Last Airbender what they did to Dragonball Evolution. But I don't see that happening, but hey, I can dream can't I?
DoctaDaKing remember when the dislike button worked?
.
Kisaac717 If you don't like watching longer movies of the same stuff, then stop watching the videos and quit bitching. You've got zero right to complain if you make the conscious choice to watch regardless you know.
He's able to bypass the voice thing because in an earlier scene, they warned him not to get hit there or to let it get damaged because he's real voice would come through then. So in the most convenient timing ever, the voice translator got damaged the minute he needed to convince his daughter that it was really him and not Castor.
Yep!! Prior to that scene there were countless times it should have dislodged but didn't lol
Didn't know how adverse I was to John Travolta licking things until I saw it. Almost vomited, I swear to god.
smell my hand
That made you vomit wow whats wrong with people these days they become so weak
Who are you looking at in your profile pic? I'm driving in mine but who are you looking over at? Are you about to smell ravens hand?
PEACHES 😈
That was Nicholas Cage tho
Smell... My... HAND!!!
Jeffrey Heesch No you smell my hand
Jeffrey Heesch God, your hand smells so bad, it makes me want to take my face....... OFF!
***** The internet is under my thorough surveillance... and control.
So.... he's wants to.... um... take his..... face...... I'm struggling. Someone help?
They want to take the face......off.
The... face..... OFF??? No....
TheReelCorner the face....
OFF!!!!
Pyrite Paladin So, what you're saying is they're going to take the face...off?
TheReelCorner Olaf.....His face Olaf
“Why is the entire dove population of California in this church?” - two words: John Woo
Actually, Castor and Pollux were the roman twin brothers of Helen of Troy. So, given that the last name of the characters is TROY, the fact that their are called Castor and Pollux is an intended pun.
They should have called this movie Smell/Hand
Hahahaha
Or cock/pussy
This is actually a terrifying proposition. You switch faces with someone while they're in a coma, they wake up, take your face and steal your life. Then you can't get out of a death sentence. It would be horrifying (if it were possible)
you cant extract blood from the tricep... thats like 20 sins plus.
true
If you can transplant faces perfectly you can do anything
THATS what you don't believe in this film?
Lazy Bear Lol no muscles don't contain blood, veins and arteries do.
Yep, anyone who's at the least ever had a blood test would likely know that you will have an incredibly hard time getting blood into a syringe if the needle isn't in a vein or artery first... plus blindly jabbing the needle directly in without even looking would have about a one in a trillion chance of landing in a vein. Most people: 1, movie: 0.
I lost it at the smell my hands montage. Why on Earth is that in the movie so much, lol
RoboCunnilingus They explain it in the movie I think. Something to do with sign language maybe? Been a long time since I saw it.
RoboCunnilingus Probably paving road for the sequel: Hands/Off.
Igorcastrochucre To which, would be the prequel of Zoolander, starring the hand model legend J. P. Prewitt (David Duchovny).
RoboCunnilingus Because it's not enough that the plot has to revolve around a couple of face transplants AND the movie has to be called Face/Off AND Castor Troy has to have a scene where he repeatedly mentions wanting to take Sean Archer's face off.
John Woo also needs everyone to touch everyone else's face. Just to hammer the point home.
Igorcastrochucre f'king LOL!!!!
Thank you for that!! Hearing you rip this movie to shreds is so satisfying it almost takes away the sting of witnessing "Face Off." I say "witness" because you don't say "I 'watched' a crime." That's what this was: a crime (against all logic & reasoning.)
Just watched your video on con air. This and face/off were my two favorite movies as a young kid. Didn't realize how bad they were then but I actually enjoy them today for the campiness and nostalgia
0:35 "FBI profile misspells Nicholas Cage." You missed how they know how old he is, but don't know his date of birth....
You can know the year... you dont need the date...
You misspelled it as well
0:43 What. The. Fuck.
DarknessInferno15 he ejaculated for the first time
DarknessInferno15 Nicolas. Cage.
DarknessInferno15 believe me, i'm dying over here.
DarknessInferno15 it gets worse dont watch it
MichaelKlump
I watched this movie once, about 10 years ago, when I was a kid. I remember fuck all. So, no, I did not.
For some reason I always loved this movie. The concept was interesting to me even if it was a cheesy movie.
I think we all liked this movie we just didnt realize how bad it was till now like a high budget b movie
It's like Freaky Friday, but with guns.
125 - there wouldn't have been a Mexican stand-off in Reservoir Dogs without Woo. Tarantino is a John Woo fan and included such a scene as a homage.
And they never mentioned how Travolta's "thing" with his family was to drag his hand down the center of their face. Like, who does that? Go over to your SO right now and do it to them to see their reaction. I guarantee it won't be endearment.
19:07
***** I'm a dummy
I poke my niece's forehead and say boop whenever I visit, she loves it, kids are literally entertained by anything.
I've been watching almost too many of these videos. I saw this movie earlier today, i sinned exactly 9 of these spots for basically the exact same things, and also thought about how awesome the mirror shot was. I was literllay thinking "i hope they removed a sin for that" when i watched it because i had every intention of seeing this video after the movie was over. Love this channel.
and luckily for, archer, no one ever brought up the prison guards that he scarred with acid and murdered.
They will get the miraculous plastic surgery to restore their faces
I like "Face/Off" in spite of the flaws. I also like the funny moments, too.
+john kelly And that's the fact. Thank you.
Before I watch this I want to say sadly, this is my favorite guilty pleasure movie of all time. I hope This doesn’t truly ruin it for me, or do I lol
I was worried about that, too! And after watching this episode, nope, still love the sheer lunacy of Face/Off. Classic.
It makes this movie even more entertaining.
Wait wait wait wait...Face what?
Harmless Black Guy LOL!
Harmless Black Guy his face................... off...!
Murcia doxial I want to get legally-prescribed whatever drugs he was taking.
.....off!
Harmless Black Guy not face what.....FACE.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................OFF!
My God that was the best "roll credits" ever
I don’t care what anyone says, this movie was badass on a legendary, iconic level. Mainly due to Cages amazing performance going from a Joker-like psycho instantly to a depressed guy empty inside from the death of his son. This movie is a real masterpiece. Cage barely dissapoints and love him or hate him, he always puts on a show.
I didn’t see this till I was hooking up with my boss. Who is 14 years older than me. I was 36 and she was 50. And while watching this she gave me the best dome I ever had. A few times actually. We not together no more. I didn’t like the fact her and my mom got along so well. And remember Elvis the same way. My point was that it was a pretty decent movie for the time. I didn’t see it till almost 20 years later.
@@albertomarruffo6279 interesting
Holy shit this movie has a 92% score on rotten tomatoes
Because it's awesome.
agree
Because the movie understands its silliness and tongue-in-cheek nature and decides to embrace it fully, making it an overall fun and awesome action film. :)
It is an entertaining shitty movie if nothing else.
Yes. Nothing says "embracing silliness" more than hamfisted, gratuitous religious imagery.
There a sin for Nicolas Cage buttgroping, eye rolling, screaming? That scene was hilarious!
IamTheBombardier maybe if you’re like 12 years old, yea
IamTheBombardier it honestly confuses me how anyone could think that scene was funny
@@katc2040 it's a Nicolas Cage meme, grow a sense of humor
6:34 Oh, they definitely are NOT the only ones who know about Sean. Wasn't there a whole team's worth of people during Sean's operation, one cutting his hair and one monitoring equipment and one making sure no one pointed out the lunacy and a bunch of others? But just killing these three people is enough to keep all those others silent, even though they don't know about the deaths of the three and couldn't possibly find out about their deaths without putting it together that Castor woke up and had his own operation? (Ding) Which also brings up the point that Walsh was able to do the Castor operation by himself when he needed the whole team before, and in even less time! (Ding)
Even when I first saw this movie, I thought "How off the books can an operation be that you can cover it up by killing three people?"
"Like he's the fucking Starship Enterprise"
xD I'm using that now. Thank you.
Gotta love on how this movie is entirely based on the pun. Like, nobody thought about a movie where people swap faces and asked 'What should we call it?', 'Face/... Off', 'Brilliant'.
you didnt include nic cage swimming from the offshore prison back home :(
do ot Because that isn't a sin. Back when I swam competitively we would do that distance easily and wouldn't even be all that tired after it. Once you set a pace in swimming you can go for ages.
*****
didnt know his character was a competitive swimmer
john doe You don't need to be. All you need to be is reasonably fit and able to set a pace.
And based on the shit he does in this movie, I would say he's more than fit enough.
Also, it's easier to swim in the sea than in a pool as you are more buoyant.
@@niallreid7664
Can't tell if you're serious or not. No, you can't swim to land from a prison that's located in the middle of the sea. People don't have enough endurance to swim that far. And that's not to mention that the tides would likely pull you away from your destination. For example, even proffesional swimmers who have Navy Seal experience get lost just miles out from land. Also, another example are those who tried escaping Alcatraz by using rafts no less. It's largely believed none of them survived, although their bodies were never located due to the vastness of the ocean. Because of the currents, waves and having no food, the most common belief is that their rafts gave out and they eventually sank due to not having enough stamina to remain afloat.
@@niallreid7664 No, just being in shape doesn't make you a good swimmer.
"Heyy, what happened to my reeal daddy?"
"Well son, we swapped faces and I shot him dead with a harpoon gun."
Face/Off is my favorite John Woo movie. I remember predicting the ending the first time I saw this when Gina Gershon revealed she had a son, and that last scene still makes me well up.
the magnet shoes in the prison are the STOMPERS from Super Mario Bros
An excellent observation
How sure are you on this? They don't even look a little bit similar.
Everything Wrong with Sharknado.
It would be one minute this is how it would go
Everything *ding* 9000,0000,0000 sins
Eddie Cortez Good cos sharknado freakin sucks. Flyin sharks in a damn tornado?? I mean come on already!
I can just imagine Jeremy rage-quitting half way through the movie.
***** I imagine it would just be a black screen with Jeremy uttering that there are no good scenes.
Eddie Cortez everything wrong with sharknado? that's easy everything
CCH Pounder? You mean the woman that plays Amanda Waller in Batman stuff?
DC Comics! (+1 Sin)
CheesyGranola That's not how the DC Comics sins work
CheesyGranola Yeah it doesn't count, the animated stuff that they release directly to video is actually pretty good.
DavidDDavidsonSA Never said it wasn't. :)
I'm pretty sure the sin in DC Comics is from DC standing for Detective Comics. So it's "Detective Comics Comics".
Yeah exactly.
CheesyGranola The Suicide Squad movie will be sinned for not having Pounder play Waller.
Might have gotten quite a bit of, well deserved, sins. But I love this movie. Love the two actors practically impersonating each other, so enjoyable! I like your "smell my hand" composure, really funny!
I got so excited when my mom bought me this movie when I was younger...... but then got really sad when I found out it wasn't about hockey. :'(
Nic Cage acting as Sean Archer acting as Castor Troy in prison is the greatest cinematic experience of all time! I am Castor Troy!
After watching that movie, even now I'm still thinking John Travolta would be perfect Joker
Jet fuel can't melt Nic Cage beams.
Those are whole artichokes....
*ding*
You missed 3 key sins bro and although some of what you showed are far-fetched, here are those 3:
When Castor as Sean meets Sean as Castor in prison for the firt time,
1. No one heard their conversation or listening for that matter.
2. Yet, they can hear when Sean is strangling Castor.
3. And the best of them all. When prison guard electrified Sean, that shock should've transferred to Castor and even worse, having electromagnetic boots made of some freakin metal.
Despite the fact that this is probably the stupidest movie I've ever watched, I have to admit: It's a guilty pleasure of mine. Whenever I'm in the mood for something completely insane, this movie is usually what I go to.
***** The movie was trippy, I'll agree with you, on that.
***** i remember it was awsome at the time, years later rewatching it I noticed alot of sins mentioned... it's truly a guilty pleasure
I don't think this movie was meant to be taken that seriously. I see it as a silly action movie...and I love it xD
it has some of the best acting I've ever seen (especially between Travolta and Cage) and great action sequences.
Devil's Advocate I see you're living up to your username!
"Why the hell is the entire DOVE population in this church?"
I still love face off! For all it’s faults, it will always be one of my favourites!!!
you missed totally one thing: At the Airport, in the warehouse, an FBI-Agent wanted to shoot Castor Troy. But Sean Archer put that FBI-Agent down (while screaming "DOOOOWN") to shoot Castor on his own. Thanks to this move, the FBI-Agent misses the shot, Sean Archer misses the shot, too, and Castor Troy recognizes, that there are two enemies right behind him.... HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MISS THAT IMPORTANT SIN???
I fucking lost it when he blurted out "Fuck Michael"
"His face...off
Face, off
Face--off"
Just in case you forgot what movie you're watching.
That films a load of Pollox
Still one of the best movies of all time. Cage and Travolta are magnificent, it's like a battle of giants fighting for acting supremacy. Hell yeah to the "sins", imperfections are precisely what makes it so perfect.
The most interesting (?) thing about this is that Cage can actually act so he does a funny Travolta impression. But, Travolta doesn't even try to be Cage. Good times.
"In this family we smell hands welcome and smell my hand"
The movie title in german is : "In the body of my enemy"
Im Körper des Feindes
Much better
So why take his face... Offf?
Nice it’s not. It’s too obvious and straightforward. Face off has double meaning. And they didn’t switch bodies, just faces...
Im Körper des Feindes = "In the body of THE enemy", but whatever :p
Everything wrong with "human centipede"
0-0 oh god....
Stephen Aderanti That was precisely my reaction too. Followed by 10 minutes of wanting to puke when I remembered Human Centipede...worst movie to watch on a birthday ever! And I include Battlefield: Earth in that list.
***** I am not going to ask why Human Centipede was on the list for birthday movies. I am just going to assume you learned your lesson.
***** I get that reaction after having only watched the trailer and read a review.
Ryan Gunn The reviews just do not do the reality justice. It's probably the most horrible movie I've ever seen. Blurk, just dear gods, eeeuch.
God I remember watching this movie with my dad on one christmas. It was great
I'm surprised you haven't done Kick Ass 2.
Oh oh that one....
ReaderGamerSinger this needs to happen... although, they'll probably wait till three is in theaters to do'em.
ReaderGamerSinger It's because they don't want to upload a sins video longer than the movie
ReaderGamerSinger why?
the movie was a piece of crap. Point taken.
avinotion Hey, I liked Kick-Ass 2. Mother Russia was friggin awesome.
What's it called in hockey when all the players line up and the ref drops the puck in the middle of them?..9:22
10:11 - Dietrich's crew aren't working for Castor. Dietrich runs his own organization that occasionally did business with Castor and Pollux. Plus Castor was planning on using the FBI to get rid of them which would eliminate them as competition. Think of it this way Castor and Pollux are the Corleone family while Dietrich is the Barzini family. They have a business relationship but are very much rivals.
That Fuck Michael at the end made me laugh so bad xD
Same 😂😂😂
For me the biggest sin was... How did he get back to land after taking a bone-breaking jump off the prison rig out in the ocean?
thats my favourite part, he just shows up on land again
By swimming non the less
Roger Hand the same way bruce wayne got from the middle east/egypt to gotham city in like no time at all with no money or transportation.
Gun Fu/Wuxia conventions. People don't just "die" without an emotional purpose.
How he got to land? Comic Book magic. Just flip the page and it happens. Leave the rest to the imagination (It's easier if you have one).
Roger Hand also in that scene, when the stuntman leaps, the shot for a split second shows the safety boat in the background. This film is full of edit errors like most John Woo flicks. And agreed in the story how could he swim to land with a helicopter above him, it's dumb.
I honestly think cinema sins is the greatest comedy ever. I fricken die laughing at everyone one. And the bonus scene at the end of each movie is even fricken hilarious.
Smell.my hand. Just wiped.
It's also a big middle finger to the Hollywood franchise who takes its medicore output too seriously
Please do everything wrong with con air!!!
This !!!
1. He would have never gone to prison for defending himself against three attackers with a knife.
Hollywood do I have to say more.
a good lawyer might argue that the attackers never meant to kill him, or at least, that they cannot be convicted of a crime they never got a chance to stand trial for. that leaves a triple manslaughter charge, plus the civil suit if his attackers were bread winners for their families.
travis wladkowski "sweet home Alabama" (why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box)
Lol I'm suprised you didn't mention when the bald headed guy kissed Gina Gershon in the mouth, who was suppose to be his sister
I never understood that part
justinjacques766 That's racist *Ding!*
That was Gina Gershon & Nick Cassavettes idea. Wanted to add another weird layer to the characters, they said. John Woo said OK & let em go for it.
Thats sexist
OP thinks that's normal 😂😂🤣🤣
This is an epic film! One of my ultimate favorite flicks! I've thought about a lot of these sins amungst the thousands of views too. Great video!
I am surprised we don’t have Cage jokes about his impossible skills like Norris does.
okay the very first sin made me laugh so damn hard :D
Oh no a child is dead...whatever..
BUT OH NO!!
NOT THE BALLOOOOONS!!!!
15:39 The stunt doubles in these overhead shots are f*cking hilariously half-assed. Black suit? Black hair? You'll do! Get in there!
Lol
Missed a opportunity to add, but Billy from Jurassic Park III already in the prison for stealing raptor eggs before the events of the third movie