People like you: Writes these kind of comments when we all have seen them before and we all are tired of the same old joke. My brain : DRIPPIN-NCTdream
*Ive been listening to it for years now, ya think I don’t know the song?* It’s okay if you read it wrong. Back to watching the video for the next few days.
Eggdog make good food, that’s for sure He can make French, Bonjour! He can make Mexican with a lot of spice But he can make everything very, very nice!
when you have no ideas so you make a recommended joke just to get likes no seriously dude use common sense please no offense for you for this joke thanks
@@the_real_skateboard lol what, anyone who are saying "recommended" on their comments are begging for likes and I am saying no offense, can't you read?
frisk has left the chat ellie has left the chat sans has left the chat papyrus has left the chat muffet has left the chat elizabeth:AHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?! chara has left the chat flowey has left the chat
Kiwi saw resuraunt Kiwi want eat at resuraunt Kiwi look in window Kiwi find surprise It friend kiwi Friend kiwi not look good Friend kiwi call help Kiwi panic Kiwi lunge through window Kiwi not save friend kiwi Kiwi sad
This is actually really dark. The world they live in must be experiencing severe shortages of food due to them only having strawberries, bread, and kiwi slices. They have to resort to cannibalism just to survive.
Intro 0:00 Characters 2:35 Mail comes in 7:15 It’s saying that there is a villain in town 7:18 They go out to fight after they eat food 9:23 Main character in notices something is wrong 10:21 Car flies by main characters friend 11:35 They ran over and see a lot of havoc 12:07 Main character sees villain 12:43 Main character tries to fight villain 13:56 Main character nearly gets choked to death 14:32 Main character gives up 15:04 Friends motivate him 17:56 epic montage scene 19:46 news comes on tv 20:57 villain is close to his house 29:42 news comes back on and says evacuate the city 21:25 Finished movie: The hero’s decide to evacuate the city after packing there bags 23:12 The third friend dies from radioactive waste that the villain was throwing. 24:18 funeral scene 26:36 (to) 27:32 news comes on and officially claims that the city is destroyed 30:45 The last heroes decide to try to defeat the villain. 33:52 epic fight scene 34:31 Second character, (most closest friend to main) is milked to death. Second character, sadly died of cringe. 37:32 Villain says he is unstoppable 40:34 he creates a chain reaction of houses from the village. 43:16 (Insert more fighting here) 43:32 Fourth character dies 45:34 Main character wants revenge 47:24 Villain throws main character to the wall 50:23 Villain finally reveals what he’s doing 51:43 flashback a long long time ago, when I was 9 years old, My dad had a crazy lab. He told me never to go into a big machine. I learned why. He was going back in time. So I decided to go in the machine. Little did I know, the Time Machine was OFF. I was frozen in time for 104 years…I’m doing this.. so I can go back in that machine and see my dad again… 53:23 Villain walks into machine 54:21 Little did he know.. he made the same mastake… 55:15 Villain: CURSE YOU!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 56:16 Main character is sad about his friends..57:34 Sadly, a disease called corona has killed him. 59:00 Credits 59:00 to 59:59. Why are you still here? Go touch grass discord moderator. Leave. I’m gone.
![Nuts [YTP] | A Moana parody](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MnIRAGodAXA/mqdefault.jpg)
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Friend: Asks serious question
My brain: (This video)
People like you: Writes these kind of comments when we all have seen them before and we all are tired of the same old joke.
My brain : DRIPPIN-NCTdream
Relative I barely know: *dies*
My brain at the funeral:
You have 666 likes because of me now
Ella whats bad with this when it make pepole Reading have a fun Times.
But this video is *serious!*
Teacher: “What’s the answer to this question?”
*My brain:*
My brain when it finally knows the answer
@@kimwhite1210 Dat image Says you have O t h e r f r i e n d s
It's should be "My last brain cell".
Dont worry thats your brain cells calculating give em a sec
Yeah Right
Parents: We need to look at your watch history
My watch history:
lol
Why do they havr to do that you're not a criminal right ?
Unless you sell STRAWBERRIES
just this video on repeat for eternity
@@endgamerplays there is a good youtuber who is good called butterred side down too you dont have to watch the same things
@@TAREKOZA i dont get whats wrong with my comment that made you respond to it
- imagine that there’s a old scientist 300 years from now studying the history of TH-cam and stumbling across this video.
Fr😂
And he probably is looking for deeper meaning of this video.
Stolen comment
stolen
TRUE
Teacher:no eating in class
Kids in the back:
no BREATHING in class
no existing in class
no class
no
.
Watch this at 3am for full experience
It's actually 3 AM where I'm at. Almost 4.
Please send help.
3:05 am
It really makes it peak egg dog
Omg it’s 3:30 when I saw this
i swear i see you all the time in comments
@@willcannan7236 He is everywhere, oh no
*_Justin Y 2.0_*
The real sin isn’t cooking other eggdogs
*It’s putting the EGG in the microwave*
it’s to grown another eggdog, it’s an incubator you silly goose
*_NOT THE EGG IN THE MICROWAVE_*
Dammit Deku why you so boring
>putting
>puttin'
>Putin!
*The real sin is putting ketchup on spaghetti.*
- I watched this in my art lesson when we were still at school and I was laughing so hard and the teacher kept looking at me weirdly💀
This has definitely made my day like usual. Thank you.
Welp this made my night
@PeanutButter_JellyBeansOwO 3 same :|
Sæm
I would say the exact opposite, had a really weird day and this isn't helping! 😂
Ghost Milkshake mine as well
1919: there will be flying cars in the future
2019: chef eggdog
Its better
So true so true
even better
Duck eh???
Better
*imagine that there’s a old scientist 300 years from now studying the history of TH-cam and stumbling across this video*
Wouldn't that be a historian?
Wat lol
*firstly, is there gonna be a history of TH-cam? I mean like, it might exist 300 years later,(as an update) wouldn't it?*
Yeah lol
Naomi’s daughter
# lol
Their world is chaos but surprisingly stable, you never know what's gonna happen next and this is the best humor
Parents: Where would you like to you go for dinner?
Me: Oh, I have an idea.
I choked 😂
OMG LAMFOO
Me: TH-cam is very instructive and helpful to learn.
TH-cam:
Favorite Horse I’m learning so much right now
Í
How to cook food without that smart Indian guy
I’m learning that EGGDOG
Lol
“Can we get eggs?”
“We have eggs at home!”
The eggs at home:
Is This a complaint?
Bro it's better! They... Cute.
I mean, he wants eggs he wants to eat and not feel guilty after
An improvement
Very good ones then
This video is the best thing ive ever witnessed, the climax was beautiful at 0:40 and had a beautiful ending.
We really ain't talking about the murdered kiwi being cut up into fruit kiwi, nor it's betrayed friend outside, huh?
Sierra Ace Extrordinaire right!? Legit I hope the next video is a kiwi vs eggdog war.
Herbert Fitzgerald you are a genius
@@makaylamariemashups4086 his next video after this turned out to be the exact opposite.
@@Hazel_TheOne well we need the know what happens next demand answers
The sliced kiwi just wanted to make us happy, even if that means being a meal. Same with the oven eggdogs.
Kiwi outside: *Sees kiwis in kitchen*
Kiwi: *You've egg'd you last dog*
is no one gonna talk about the kiwi triggered by his chopped-up brother stalking outside??
😂
d o n e
When u said kiwi i thought u meant the bird
@@Kangahrooo thats the joke...
R6SCopperAdventures
Oh
POV: my mind in math class
Oh my god
He did it
My favorite song
Thank you. This has made my night.
Mystic Bros., this song is from Mario kart wii coconut mall hope that helps
*Ive been listening to it for years now, ya think I don’t know the song?*
It’s okay if you read it wrong. Back to watching the video for the next few days.
Yes best song. MKwii was the best
Harold Flower i prefer MKds
Omg coconut was the best Mario kart wii map!!!
When zamsire uploads a new eggdog video
*happiness noise*
Wolfspirit 58 I agree
*Happiness stretch*
Wolfspirit 58 YES!!!~😄😄😄💖💖💖💜💜💜😎😎😎
Happiness EggoDoggo
It epic
My parents: The Internet Is Dangerous..
The Internet:
Its inoffensive parents are wrong lol
So funny this song so funny hahaha sings*
this IS dangerous
Unoriginal but still funny😂
Is actually dangerous to your brain
- тhis has definitely made my day like usual.
1940: in The future will be flying cars
2019: eggdogs chefs
o ye very funny
even better
Zuza 00 worth it
They mad da sam joke in sonic the eggdog
2010: in the future we will have original comments
2019: ....
What I wish my dreams were like: kissing my crush
What my dreams are like:
at least :/
Same lol
What's a clunch
Jay Kirkland...
@@kingmushroomboy824 I have no idea
The best recovery for a finals induced mental breakdown. Bless you 🥚
Right?
SAME!!!!!!!!! OMG XD
Alysia Urias Don't ya mean...an EGG-cellent recovery? 😎😎😎
@@violetthebat8810 LMAO! 😂
if ya dont want break downs then just pay attention in class so you dont have to worry about having to study alot before finals
I love how TH-cam recommends all the weird stuff to me at nighttime.
God: **creates human**
Human: **creates eggdog**
God holding back tears: nice
now we wait until eggdog creates the next species before we get endangered
Eggdog:creates eggdog food
Top ten chefs cordon Ramsay is afraid of
@@iwtptmsbydu *Cordan
*condom
Gordon Ramsay: IT'S FOOKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW
Eggdog:
@@sulejmaniapologist Wrong grmammise
@@1287-s7b R/boneappletea
my mom: *"what do you want to be when you grow up?"*
me: *"something important. something legendary. chef eggdog"*
**mother starts crying in joy**
Thats what I would like to hear.
@@justadog8011 Preach brudda
I'm proud of you, son
Toyota Corolla in quarantine i love you mom
@@vvkki I love you dearly too son, now go pursue your dreams!
The fact these videos helped me during Covid😭😭
I promise I'll never take drugs again Dad.
Why its fucking amazing
No
Caleb Steinman Kayayday on your prof pic I see
😂😂😂
Wait... Are you a danganronpa fan???
He attacc
He protecc
But most important
*he stretch his necc*
Sapphire the Nerd Woomy we indeed do
eggdog
Little king John
LOL
Great 👍🏼
Eggdog make good food, that’s for sure
He can make French, Bonjour!
He can make Mexican with a lot of spice
But he can make everything very, very nice!
Alexander Porgilton ahh.. you forgot one thing... HE'S COOKING HIS BROTHER...
Eggdogs also make many peoples days or Nights
Cotton Fluff Yeah... if u can get past the hilarious fact that an eggdog is in the microwave... it's still funny
@@natetv1494 there was also a kiwi bird sliced into pieces.
SMG3 0.000001 seconds after seeing a chance to help SMG4 but then deny it:
Teacher: what’s so funny
Me: nothing
My brain:
oMg- Sameeeeeeee
lol
Scatman is better than music on bachground
thats so trueeeee i think about this and suddenly laugh then everyone in my class stares at me😂
No one:
Restaurants after quarantine ends:
🤣
Yes :
XD
Its gonna be recommended to everyone 10 years later
when you have no ideas so you make a recommended joke just to get likes
no seriously dude use common sense please no offense for you for this joke thanks
Hertz bro knowing TH-cam umm this might actually get recommended in 10 years like just watch
You were right
Hertz how do we read this without being offended?
How about you use some common sense
@@the_real_skateboard lol what, anyone who are saying "recommended" on their comments are begging for likes and I am saying no offense, can't you read?
I watched this in a mental hospital and it was the one thing that brought us joy while we missed Christmas with our families
Imagine this being only proof that humans exist.
Edit: all these likes make me feel power
Nice stealing my joke
@@sophieester9445 ah yes stoling
they will realise we are gods
@@sophieester9445 your joke that is actually thousand times copy-pasted for what have to be the half of whole youtube comunity
I could be one day
Eggdog: exists
People: “everyone liked that”
*Eggdog has entered the chat*
*Gordon Ramsey has left the chat*
*EggDog: Achievement earned! **_Party Time!_*
frisk has left the chat
ellie has left the chat
sans has left the chat
papyrus has left the chat
muffet has left the chat
elizabeth:AHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?!
chara has left the chat
flowey has left the chat
David Habersberger okay
David Habersberger ?
5 Minute Air Shows umbertael
Eggdog jonis the chat everyone have a party
When my teacher gives us a animation project .
Mine be like
Dude your teacher gives you an animation project?! Our teachers only give us homework in our books
@@wondercat6842 his teacher didnt give him an animation project that was a joke
@@tarunviegas8481 ok
I wish they did give us animation projects ;-;
@@juicyjuice3172 I would do it in gmod
When Gordon Ramsey leaves he building
Lmak
My dog when we are not home:
Lel
lol lel :/
I KNEW IT. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING DARK AND EVIL ABOUT EGGDOG.
He’s happy though
Yea but just look at it!
That kiwi got sliced up!
Im so sad Eggdog is my only source of happiness :(
@@Wutz_ which means multiple kiwi
0:16 my friends & me at recess at school:
I don’t have recess anymore I’m in middle school now 🥲..
Seriously, I cry when I hear this music.
Too much nostalgy
So your saying that your ears cry damn you should see a doctor
Me too:(del
*Hear
Coconut Mall
One of my favorite courses.
Coconut Mall makes it so much better, as if it wasn't already godly.
"Have you ever looked at someone and thought, what is going on inside they're head?"
*Me on a monday:*
ChewChew Fluff me, on a Sunday: **watching this vid to make me feel better about the weekend ending**
This is what goes on in my head 24/7
I watched this on a monday
i *cant* be the only one who makes the same head motion when watching this video
cmon, please
Honestly yes. How can you not do it. It unlocks the secrets of the universe.
I Was Watching This At 12:00AM/Midnight About To Fall Asleep But My Head Was Still Bopping...I CANNOT STOP THE BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do the same when Nobody see me xD
i do lmao
@@emilypeacx7392
ima be honest i play this video during class on my laptop and all my friends join me
Egg?Dog.
Depression?Cured.
My parents?Worried.
Hotel?Trivago.
Ilovesnoopy Shit comment meme
Me *Cooks Egg *
The rest of the egg dogs
[Insert Unsettled Tom Meme Here]
dont you mean the unsettled Tom meme?
I think its called disturbed jerry
tom is the cat
literalii yeah but there's also an jerry one too
@@KevinNormalManPerson its polished jerry i think
watching these videos again after 4 years is really something
100% of comments: *eggdog*
0% of comments: “the egg dogs murdered a kiwi...”
When I went to find my kiwi...
Also their friend in the microwave...
But y did they tho?
They microwaved an eggdog
@@bettykuo I just realized there was an eggdog in the microwave
Nobody : I’m bored
Eggdog literally comes out of nowhere
you had one job brother
Friend : WHAT on earth is taking them so long just to make 2 cupcakes?
The chefs :
You deserve a reply my good friend
LOL
Are you among us developer?
@@eleahpangilinan1954 u know ur kinda sus
@dominique carter nah I’m voting for u
POV: SMG3: Me need it at any costs!!!!!!
New gen😭
Me: Okay, so tomorrow's the finals.
Also me: *My mind at 4 am*
Kk fuck the finals gg
Wow. It's almost 4 AM where I live as I'm posting this.
Girl's Locker Room: Ugh PE is so boring and gross
Boy's Locker Room:
cracking open a kiwi one with the bois
@@whenyou5155 some fried eggdog as well
This is when you have too much eg
Yes, girls get MORE reserved in private. C'mon, ya'll.
I’m A Girl And PE Makes Me Feel Anxious
Imagine this being the only proof of humanity
that would be epic
Then it would prove everything
Njnjjnjhbcgndjgggdygrgdththrurf
STOP COMMENTING THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE GOD DAMN IT
overused comment
I started having a panic attack and I kid you not this is what calmed me down
woman: Ugh, what's taking them so long?
the kitchen:
I bet that woman is Karen
I don’t know what I just Witnessed but I’m not complaining
This really do be a certified hood bruh moment classic
*me too kid*
Art
IV Ruin true
Lol me neither
Same
i sent this to my friend and she just replied "No"
good friend
My brother said eggleven out of teb
holy egg thank u for the likes
hiiii its me
This just gave me the vibes I literally started ✨DANCING ✨of the vibes this video gave me 😅😂
me: Ok brain, I need you now more than ever. I've learned everything that's on the test, this should be easy, right?
my last braincells:
Ehe
I'm your 200th like. thank me for making an even number.
Cringe caku
Well thank you good sir, even numbers are truely soothing. If only the number of likes stayed as it is...
@@t-55am2b5 You are welcomed. I also agree.. And I'm a girl by the way
Cringe caku
Nice
Can u send me the location of this restaurant??
Heaven
Dogeggstreet11
Dogegg avenue
Address:Dogeggrules123
Down eggdog trail and past kiwisushimart, to eggdog palace buffet.
Coconut mall, flower cup. It’s just past the 2nd ramp on the right. You can’t miss it.
@@Mystic-Aidan also for those eggdogs on 3ds coconut mall (Wii) ,banana cup ,also on the 2nd ramp
Welcome back to “this is why I should be alive” episode 3
I am currently breaking out in tears, this video brings me so much joy. To whoever created this masterpiece, cheers.
Zamsire
I see there's 4 more million people of culture like me.
5.7 now
6mil now
6 mil
6m
@@dr.archanamuralidharan8891 progress :')
Nobody
Not a single particle
TH-cam recommendations in 3am: *EGG DOG*
derpression: *exists*
eggdog: *im about to end this whole person's career.*
Quality comment
I can't like this comment. It has 69 likes
*depression u mean?*
Why you people mess up the 69 likes...?
Yup
Definitivamente este video es el mejor que pueda aver visto es el mejor que has hecho Zamsire
Military general: *leaves room for 1 minute and 6 seconds*
Everyone:
Its browny baking time
You are in military school?
@@dulce4678 no
@@Accidentalreef ok
When mom leaves the house for a hour
My siblings:
Lol
100 like
*C O O K S O T H E R S I B L I N G S*
My friend: OMG I KISSED MY CRUSH IN MY DREAM LASTNIGHT
my dreams:
Lol
Same
The chef dog dancing In the microwave😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zamsire: makes this masterpiece
Me: I am so proud of this community
The eggdog restaurant is discriminating against kiwi birds. How rude!
On the contrary, it appears everyone just LOVES those kiwis~ *insert full platter*
kiwi tastes good
You mean
How cute?
Finally someone who knows about kiwi rights.
*Doggo-Kiwi War begins*
So Eggdog's diet consist of:
1. Baguette
2. Strawberries
3. *_-The Souls of the innocents-_*
bruh im dying rn inside
yeah whats wrong its the normal diet
👁👄👁
What do you want to eat today
Voices in your head: *ThE sOuLs Of ThE iNoCcEnT*
You: *A sandwich*
Voices in your head: *NoOoOoOoOoO*
you forgot sliced kiwis
SO FLIPPING FUNNY I HAD A TERRIBLE DAY. MADE ME FEEL BETTER.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
*I love my YT recommendations*
*cause of this master piece*
*yep*
Dis is *bootiful*
You can take a guess on the comment section on what this comment originally was
Teacher alive kiwi husband dead kiwi class egg dogs
True
At least change the time from the other comment
Buu
ItsThatBoy Anthony you basically copied Cam Rose. :/
Me: *Watches videos not related to this one in any way whatsoever.*
TH-cam Recommended:
U clicked it xD
What on earth are you talking about? This is CLEARLY related to 99% of TH-cam's content. This video is the very definition of TH-cam.
@@PyraThePooch It was just a joke.
Im not mad tho
btw for anyone who's wondering, the song in the video is Coconut Mall. The video in the description isn't available anymore.
"Dad, why am I in the microwave?"
"Its for the good of the business son. Stay strong. Goodbye my eggdog son. I love you."
*step brother enters the kitchen* WHAT ARE YOU DOING S T E P B R O
@potato guy fries
Thats just sad
@potato guy fries, yes?
55efhkgkgc
Kiwi saw resuraunt
Kiwi want eat at resuraunt
Kiwi look in window
Kiwi find surprise
It friend kiwi
Friend kiwi not look good
Friend kiwi call help
Kiwi panic
Kiwi lunge through window
Kiwi not save friend kiwi
Kiwi sad
Incredible job.
Is it weird that my brain tried to match this to the tune of "Code Monkey" by Jonathan Coulton?
@@Ianwrym what kind of drugs you on and where do I get them?
no, kiwi not sad, kiwi mad
@@mitaskeledzija6269 from the drugs store, of course
Me and my friends trying to cook a decent meal from a single Crunch bar
Mum: the internet is a dangerous place
The internet:
Man, Gordon Ramsay is losing his game.
Winning**
@@orionl.8491 *losing
Yes...
*Head movements intensify*
Kiwi: my bruduh
This music is nostalgic to me because it is my favorite Mario kart map
Nicky h225 *WIIIIIIIIIIIII*
Zack RBLX *WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
I loved Mario Kart Wii
Coconut Mall is *OVERRATED*
@@virtuaplayer7234 No u
best possible way to get coconut malled
This is actually really dark. The world they live in must be experiencing severe shortages of food due to them only having strawberries, bread, and kiwi slices. They have to resort to cannibalism just to survive.
lmao
Oof
0_0
The kiwi slices are actually kiwis (the bird) getting cut. o o f
Dont forget pocky
...but this kiwi cut in pieces is pretty dark, don't u think? :0
Ye
MARLINE SENPAI USJDHFJJS
Hai. Love ur channel my dude.
Well how do you eat your kiwi? :)
@@A.N.A_youtube Whole
Eggdog in microwave:
Happily awaiting its inescapable destiny
poor eggdog
he can't die
@@zathary564 I’m being boiled alive but I’m not complaining- eggdog in the microwave
I’m calling ASPCA
That is how he gains his powers
Intro 0:00
Characters 2:35
Mail comes in 7:15
It’s saying that there is a villain in town 7:18
They go out to fight after they eat food 9:23
Main character in notices something is wrong 10:21
Car flies by main characters friend 11:35
They ran over and see a lot of havoc 12:07
Main character sees villain 12:43
Main character tries to fight villain 13:56
Main character nearly gets choked to death 14:32
Main character gives up 15:04
Friends motivate him 17:56
epic montage scene 19:46
news comes on tv 20:57
villain is close to his house 29:42
news comes back on and says evacuate the city 21:25
Finished movie: The hero’s decide to evacuate the city after packing there bags 23:12
The third friend dies from radioactive waste that the villain was throwing. 24:18
funeral scene 26:36 (to) 27:32
news comes on and officially claims that the city is destroyed 30:45
The last heroes decide to try to defeat the villain. 33:52
epic fight scene 34:31
Second character, (most closest friend to main) is milked to death.
Second character, sadly died of cringe. 37:32
Villain says he is unstoppable 40:34
he creates a chain reaction of houses from the village. 43:16
(Insert more fighting here) 43:32
Fourth character dies 45:34
Main character wants revenge 47:24
Villain throws main character to the wall 50:23
Villain finally reveals what he’s doing 51:43
flashback a long long time ago, when I was 9 years old, My dad had a crazy lab. He told me never to go into a big machine. I learned why.
He was going back in time. So I decided to go in the machine. Little did I know, the Time Machine was OFF. I was frozen in time for 104 years…I’m doing this.. so I can go back in that machine and see my dad again… 53:23
Villain walks into machine 54:21
Little did he know.. he made the same mastake… 55:15
Villain: CURSE YOU!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 56:16
Main character is sad about his friends..57:34
Sadly, a disease called corona has killed him. 59:00
Credits 59:00 to 59:59.
Why are you still here?
Go touch grass discord moderator.
Leave.
I’m gone.
Ok thats it.
*draws a dog face on an egg*
AN EGG DOOOOGGGGG
Excuse me but look up eggdog irl. He existed in real life and then became a gmod god. Eggdog is real.
Now join the cult
why is it that when someone comments something cringy it's always you lunime fuckers
ogg
@@tron7_ bruh dont call them cringy.
2019: How’s the new meme coming along kids?
Kids: (shows vid)
2019: it’s a masterpiece!
This isn't a meme its art
Freddy Teddy Studio yeah