"so, I got a bucket of milk from both of these cows. However, I just bred them, producing a child, which leads me to an inescapable conclusion:" " _One of these buckets is not milk_ "
"but how do they all breed?" Every mob in Minecraft procreates sticking it's face to another one of it's specie's face. It's safe to say Minecraft animals don't work the same way real life ones do.
If anyone's wondering or didn't see the command it's /summon mobname ~ ~ ~ {NoAI: 1b} By momname I just mean the name of the mob... The command doesn't have the word mobname in it. You replace momname with the mob of your choice.
I know right the arrows will just bounce off if there's nowhere to go? Outrageous of all the things I've ever done it's shameful it's downright terrible
Actually, minecraft mobs don't have a gender, they are neutral except for the ender dragon, she's female. I know that now... You must have realilized that I am giving magma's knowledge and facts to magma only. XD
Hey "MAGMA" you always do something wrong which is that when you place an armor stand you don't use that dispenser, but you should use that because by using a dispenser you can simply make the armor stand straight it is pretty easy.
Hey man, just wanted to say thank you for making this great content for us! I’ve been watching your videos during quarantine and they taught me a lot of tricks for my MC world. :D
3:12-9:41 Glad I'm not the only one that listens to C418's other songs outside of Minecraft. Hearing Surface Pension in a video like this made me smile.
Fun Fact: In Bedrock Edition if you go to 3,000,000 60 3,000,000 There will always be a village no matter what world you’re in, so that means everybody’s world is the same despite the world’s being both different and infinite.
@@i_guess108 YES Magma's style is a little bit like Reddit and TikTok ...Ok maybe not TickoTocko but, But Magma's videos are still mostly building and tricks, somewhat like 5 minite crafts. Who runs that? But this theory might not be true enough since 6 years ago he said she was..8?
Who remembers when he used to be called magma Musen?
The memories...
ye
Same I watched this so many more years ago
MagmaMusen...
@@arnavrathi what do you mean, copied?
Me
Here's another one: The empty space in the top story of a desert temple has the exact dimensions for a fully-powered beacon.
:O
:O
I didnt know that one :o
That's actually a crazy coincidence
@@deckie_ I don't think it's a coincidence
Some random person- "If we can throw eggs in Minecraft, I'll eat my USB"
Notch- "WHERE'S MY KEYBOARD"
Lol
Lmao man
Hey someone if you can tell MagmaMusen about a supercannon i have been developing please do it I want to share it with him
"so, I got a bucket of milk from both of these cows. However, I just bred them, producing a child, which leads me to an inescapable conclusion:"
" _One of these buckets is not milk_ "
Uh oh moment
C u m b u c k e t
@@Nutlicker683 there are kids who can Google that
Eh Uh
Don't Google that, for your life
@@Nutlicker683 r/cursedcomments
@@gapplssb ehh..i searched it
I’m imagining a conversation between the guy that ate a USB drive and their friend.
“Hey, can I borrow your USB drive?”
“I... ate it...”
Who tf asks for a usb drive
@@ASpecialDrunkardFromLondon "homework"
@Minecraft Drowned ("o_o) I totally didnt! (jk I actually didnt)
Arrow: *Deflects off enderman*
Minecraft community: *You weren't supposed to do that*
XD lol lmao
Now i know that enderman are immune to any projectile
My PvP skills are all in vain against an enderman. For I only specialize in bow and arrow
He just started talking about it
I remember the days, when you can hit endermen with arrows.
Facts: Steve and Mario meet each others in the Cave
IN SUPER SMASH BROS... RIGHT???
This whole comment has more grammar errors than my life
@@CaspersUniverse opps.
YOLOoooooooo
@@CaspersUniverse that comment has grammar error**
I have a feeling you're the creative side of technoblade
Facts
keep in mind magma almost has 5m
"the base of a right triangle is shorter than the hypotenuse" -Technoblade
" 13:05 " -Magma
What if he's also Technoblade?!
Well, he does wear a suit so...
Nobodys gonna talk about how that poor dude had to eat a USB drive?
_o k_
A gummy usb drive (jk idk)
i like ur name
poor him, no more usb drive for him
@@woodybrando9665 Dio is that you?
@@woodybrando9665 thanks lol
Whos came back here to feel nostalgic again since you watched him when you were young
Man, I remember him as Magmamusen, I also remember him teaching me how to build a boat
@@kentguiller yeah me too... the old days
Same B(
@@kentguiller yup good memories
Yeah... I remember watching Magma (Musen) when I was young. Now this got Recommended to me at 3 AM. I am very proud of this channel.
Enderman: "Im immortal"
Player: bring out sword*
Enderman: "It cant be ive l-lost"
not funny, didnt laugh
Read mine
@Cyrus Patrick Cruz just that ?
@@nguyenanh1284 I agree
@@nguyenanh1284 yes
Imagine somebody spends a few hours predicting how endermen pick where they teleport and shoot the endermen and it just bounces off.
Bro your body
Wait, so Endermen are immune to arrows? That's weird.
Cuz Notch didn't meet Magma
skeletons can shoot them
But you can punch enderman with arrow
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
They're also immune to tridents
"but how do they all breed?"
Every mob in Minecraft procreates sticking it's face to another one of it's specie's face. It's safe to say Minecraft animals don't work the same way real life ones do.
I still see the sax part I just see this as a censorship.
All cows are lesbians.
Or the genitals on minecratt animals is in thier mouth insted of their backside
@@Theworldisscrewed
Lol kinda maybe sens.
the cow has hrons, its both male and female
7:08 ye but chickens lay eggs, but also spawn a baby when you breed them
L O G I K
I miss Magma's Island...he used to expand it and tell is facts😭👍
He still has it bro.
@Narwhal Girl yeah that was just awwwwesome
@@mr.osamabingaming2633 he might but he rarely creates videos on the island😭😭
Everybody gansta' till the arrow deflects of the enderman
Edit: Oh wow, thanks all for 500 likes
Everyone gangsta til the enderman grabs your sword mid swing and takes it
𝐎𝐡 𝐍𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨
ye lmao XD lol
HE OP
OP. So only somethings work XD lol lmao
What people think ASMR videos are: Some random videos.
What they actually are:
Yes
@Yunus0908 welp
@@lycaptain @Yunus0908 welp welp
And his building videos XD lol lmao
But the food ones are stupid.
xD
I still remember the world Magma uses when he tries building or featuring things on that little island of his.
*Aw man, so nostalgic.*
I watched your videos 6-7 years ago. Good to know a legend is still around.
Enderman be like: *bro can u stop hitting me with those arrows.*
"Bro, stop can't you see that it is useless?"
*IT WON'T WORK BRO, WON'T WORK...*
=v= **slowly pulls out le sword** now what..?
@@iinvertedsenkol7879 Haha
100th like
Block: has a bunch of arrows in it
Enderman: panic
All arrows: fall on his head
Enderman: Kalm
Gets looked at:
Enderman: panic!!
panik*
Only OG's remember:
Minecraft Mythbusters
I miss that
You even know what og means:
Orignal gangster
@@itzmoonblade1331 You watched too much roblox. It just means original, for god's sake
@@itzmoonblade1331 heck no
Its original doesn't have anything to do with gansters
@@zPigg correct
Fun fact: Mojang is actually pronounced “MoYANg”
Ik
this is not fun i wont accept it
Depends on the person's accent.
My whole years of playing this game, I was very joyous, until this comment arrived
Have any of You seen minecon or minecraft live, they pronounce it Mojang
Mojang
Just like it is
Mojang pronounces themselves Mojang
The “hitting mobs head” one just reminds me of Technoblade’s triangle strategy
Magma: All cows are girls
Also Magma: proceeds in breeding the cows*
Me: Wait, that’s illegal.
They were 69ing
They're lesbian :V
💀
@@Silver-yh9hk Notch declared that Minecraft is genderless. Means Alex is NOT a girl
@@manabendragoswami3829 Yeah ik, it was a joke ^^
I still can’t believe that Magma has been using the same skin for more than a year-
A year? *9 years.*
Umm... not just Magma. A lot of people used the same skin that they used for more that 3 years or so. So, it's not really surprising
@@thebruhther3708 ^^^
This man, right here
@@thebruhther3708 I'm using Steve since 2010
@@thebruhther3708 like me,I don't care,just use steve 4ever
If anyone's wondering or didn't see the command it's
/summon mobname ~ ~ ~ {NoAI: 1b}
By momname I just mean the name of the mob... The command doesn't have the word mobname in it. You replace momname with the mob of your choice.
It's /summon mob ~ ~ ~ {NoAi: 1b}
No it's {} not ()
Not even gonna give a timestamp, huh.
@@commander3494 I changed it thanks
@@Peaman42 well I gave the command... That's really all there is and you know what it does if you watched the video.
havent heard of magma in years, found this in my recommended today. glad he's still making videos :)
That throwing eggs part was pure madlad behaviour on both sides
Everyone gansta' till a man eats a USB drive
Nobody:
Bots in EVERY TH-cam videos: wHo'S a FaN oF "TH-camr name" sInCe "Year"?¿?
Bruh. How is this got 700+ likes?. This is stupid
Yeah I have seen many of those idiots
The question is who makes them
@@DarkS707YT just some people that have no life and such. Or a spam
So true
WhO's A fAn Of mAgMa SiNcE 2018¿
Another Minecraft fact:
There is no *Removed Herobrine* in the 1.16 update changelog, have a nice day
edit: until 1.16.2, good Mojang
He was added.
*ahem* 1.16.2 -_-
So he gone?
@@TCP_dizzy-kf6rx no
The man who kept his side of the egg deal..
TRUE GAMER RIGHT THERE
When you are playing Minecraft for years but Magma can still teach you something new
Fun Fact:The average person walks around the earth 4 times
Unless your playing Minecraft 24/7
@@fancyladgaming4319 savage, kind of.
I certaintly havent
Thank you for that information
For me it’s 0.00000000000000000000000001 times
"Often but very rarely"
ok
When magma uploads...
Fans: *Sorry mom could you buy me a new mouse, mine broke when I clicked it too hard*
Lol
My 🐁 is destroyed
Hey magma here's something a little nostalgic
"How to make a Minecraft fridge"
iron door, button and iron blocks
me when i shot an enderman successfully when its stuck in my house: 👁👄👁 *_i have done the impossible_*
Nah u probably got thorns the exact moment u got it
Ya
I really hate that face you just made
@@kurtiskurt1 ouch 👁👄👁
@@kurtiskurt1 omg 👁👄👁
The most strangest thing is that bedrock can be burned by fire, BUT NETHERITES CANNOT BE BURNED
What's really strange is buckets can hold lava no prob. but if the bucket touches lava or even fire, then it's gone
Likely just a developer oversight
So...
Netherite is stronger than bedrock
Everyone gangsta till Arrow and Trident delfects an Enderman!
Only Noob shoot arrow and trident and Enderman dodging arrow or trident!
Who else is a OG of Magma and knows his old name MagmaMusen?
Like here
Huh. I didn't notice the sudden removal.
I kinda do
I remember
I fully remember it
Sameee
0:55 the enderman's just vibin'
i have every right to believe that magna is just technoblade’s long lost brother
Who cares about Technoblade
@@kirachannel6965 are you being rude?
@@kirachannel6965 For me technoblade is more funnier than dream
@@infamoussoapconsumer3870 tbh dreams laughs are what sell it
@@kirachannel6965 toxic dream Stan I’m a dream Stan but hopefully not tpxic
Conclusion: Enderman is invincible against projectiles even if they can't teleport....
Don't forget about fireworks though.
@@Falziron ye
@@ligmasheiter1925 Yeheah boi
@@Falziron Another ye
@@ligmasheiter1925 Another Yeheah boi
"glenn-stoek"
i feel like ive seen that name on a server before
probably false memories
TheDerpinator 66 probably your mom
@@NoiseFlippin bruh dude you killed him
Many of us have
Magma: _"The more you know"_
DUN DUN DUN DUN
idk how to make that sound effect
not this guy again
tf is that channel banner
ō.ō
Three words...
All Magma's video : Always classic. Always the best.
I suggest adding a netherite in the member ranks :)
I remember when you did tutorials on how to make stuff. When I was like 7 you were my guide in getting better at Minecraft.
All cows also have horns, which means they should all be male.
Conclusion: minecraft cows are hermaphroditic
Some cows have horns
Notch declared that Minecraft is genderless
Transgender
@Rodrigo Conde bruhhhhhhh
nah man my cow have horns lol, you have to identify them by looking at their bellies
Fun fact: You haven't watched the full video yet
Yep
I did lmao
So true.
F
Y E S
fun fact: you can actually duplicate arrows with crossbows by charging up the crossbow and throwing the arrow out
it seems like a good idea but if you have a stack of arrows in your inventory and charge up a crossbow, there will only be 63.
yeah i guess i have only tried duplicating one arrow though because pillagers were in my base
0:36
Well, that's just cursed.
I know right the arrows will just bounce off if there's nowhere to go? Outrageous of all the things I've ever done it's shameful it's downright terrible
And the enderman looks horrible
welcome to an episode of:
*im smarter than you*
Creeper is just a failed creation of pig
Minecraft : oh that's s a lotta damage ( for magma ) let,s try more
Everyone knows already.
"Survive 30 seconds in lava with best armor and natural health regeneration"
Proceeds to die in 13-14 seconds
If you have fire resistance 4 on all your armour its nearly virtually impossible to die in lava.
Been here since 30k, didn't realize how much this channel has grown since then
You know watching magma really brings back my child hood
Half of this video is already known by almost everyone but still informative for the newbies
7:11 ✋, I thought gender didn't exist in Minecraft. So, how does that work! Gasp! It's 🐄 magic,
Gender actually doesn't exist in Minecraft.
The bedrock pattern in Flat worlds Is Always The Same
r/technicallythetruth
I remember when his name was MagmaMusen. Good old days :(
Man I stopped watching you when your channel was new but know I've come back and I don't regreat it the music is great.
Actually, minecraft mobs don't have a gender, they are neutral except for the ender dragon, she's female.
I know that now...
You must have realilized that I am giving magma's knowledge and facts to magma only. XD
What about the chicken?
I knew that already xDD
@@TheNoobBruhs All mobs except for the ender dragon.(Cows included)
Hey "MAGMA" you always do something wrong which is that when you place an armor stand you don't use that dispenser, but you should use that because by using a dispenser you can simply make the armor stand straight it is pretty easy.
Dispensers can place armour stands?
@@MGSLurmey Always have been
"Its enough to get you at 68 levels" we were this close bois
love it how magma uses an egg against a falling chicken simply
“This is enough to get you to level 68!”
We were so close
Brush, I get it 6. 9
Love the chill feeling I get when watching your vids!
Enderman in rain: iam powerless
Enderman when dodging arrows: unlimited power!!!!!!!!
7:07
"W-what are you doing, step-cow?!"
Finally, a Magma video that I knew little to nothing about the content. As a veteran player, I only knew 3-4 of these.
Hey man, just wanted to say thank you for making this great content for us! I’ve been watching your videos during quarantine and they taught me a lot of tricks for my MC world. :D
0:55
"**who the hell shooting at me**"
"Mr.Piston"
When you became a member but magmamusen didnt recognized you
So you remove membership.
Damn.
Everyone gangsta till Enderman was good at dodging arrow!
Noob: I gOnNa ShOot You, EnDeRmAn
*Arrow shoots*
Enderman: Haha, You miss me noob
:D
3:12-9:41 Glad I'm not the only one that listens to C418's other songs outside of Minecraft. Hearing Surface Pension in a video like this made me smile.
0:55
Dispenser:DIE!
Enderman:Pathetic
everybody gangsta untill wither skeleton hold a bow
No one:
Enderman: *Hey*
Minecraft is everyone’s life
Most underrated comment ever!
Even though it's not original xD
@@Brahvim lol didn’t know that
Fun Fact: In Bedrock Edition if you go to 3,000,000 60 3,000,000 There will always be a village no matter what world you’re in, so that means everybody’s world is the same despite the world’s being both different and infinite.
*This.*
The pinnacle of Magma's videos.
Who here remembers when Magma was called, Magma Musen and everyone tought it was Mumbo Jumbo....?
_EEKUM BOKUM_
The people who've came here early are just vibin'.
Yeah
agreed
Me: *sees New Video from Magma*
Me: *clicks directly on it*
Edit: Thanks for 13 likes
7:14
I’m glad your ok with that.
Shoutout to the Dude who actually ate a Sushi sized USB Drive
Whenever u remember that his name used to be magma musen
youtube: this video has 4 comments
me: can I see them
youtube: *n o*
*n o*
*n o*
Nobody cares
*n o*
@@lightbright7762 about your subscribers
THE REAL FACT IS THIS IS TECHNOBLADE YOUNGER BROTHER
wait doesn't techno have a younger sister? what if..
@@i_guess108 YES
Magma's style is a little bit like Reddit and TikTok
...Ok maybe not TickoTocko but,
But Magma's videos are still mostly building and tricks, somewhat like 5 minite crafts.
Who runs that?
But this theory might not be true enough since 6 years ago he said she was..8?
@@Brahvim *w h a t i f w e ' v e b e e n s u b s c r i b e d t o a c h i l d ?*
Wow, I never knew that Techno's brother is Danish
Howtobasic must be proud after watching the eggs.
0:56
The dispenser (you):faster make videos already
Enderma(magma):ima sleep
Only OGs can remember the name “MagmaMusen” ,Right?
@@spookyshadow9737 maybe in 2018, I think
He was in my recommended back then, but I wasn't into Minecraft yet.
Anyone remeber when it was magmamusen
Yes
well as it turns out...Arrows will just b-
Enderman:Holy Macaroni OMG STO-
I think the arrows bouncing off of endermen inspired the bullets bouncing off (well, they might as well bounce off) of SCP-096.
2:36 when disappointment hits you hard.