Respected madam pakistan is trying to create crisis in our country.thats exactly what our central government is trying to undo.lets support our government
It’s 2024 now and finally we all know the truth about Patanjali and Government both …. Country is never equal to Political parties. If he raise the voice against political party doesn’t mean he is an anti national
@@abdullaharshad3272 government is only elected for the betterment of the state and its people's condition, and if it is unable to do so, I believe the government should be fucked up
Nationalism HAS to build up in our beautiful country. Everybody in India sucks up to the west. It's irritating. They're not better than us in any way. If the west worships India, even Indians will worship India. Shame on you all.
Comedians are the only people making sense now. His observation on pakistan problem is damn right. Both countries don't wanna solve this issue because then they have to tackle the real issues. Same goes for ram mandir, uniform civil code, blah, blah.
@@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 you only got that word "some" for your hard working politicians, so you better know what you are commenting at 😁 And you must have heard, ek machli pure talab Ko Ganda kar deti hai, aur yahan toh talab hi Ganda hai!
@@anupbiswal goverment ke against bola hai bhai india ke nahi. Govt. Ki wajah se unko bhi takleef hoti hai and you can love your country without loving the government.
Even I being a Pakistani understand what he meant by it , same situation in my country , governments use "scape goats " to hide their failures , nearly same situation if we say anything in criticism they say go to india ,so India and Pakistan should reserve a land for so called "anti nationals " ,😂😂😂😂,
I am Patriotic but not a Blind one.I am Patriotic by my choice and i truely believe there are many issues other than Pakistan. Education,Healthcare, connectivity, employment, inflation, lawlessness, illiteracy, environmental concerns, gender bias, cleanliness, economic downfall, fake media, and many more. Instead of calling them issues let's call them continious work of Government. It's more accurate and justifiable. But instead of approaching the work they are spreading fake Patriotism. I don't want our country to be next Russia( politically).
Tere Ghar ke bahar goo hai lekin tera muh 65 years ke baad khula, ab tu goo kha le ye tera hi goo hai. Musalman ka goo hota toh sona kehakar ghar ke andhar le jata tu, abh kya huwa khane ke liye hi toh bol raha huh ...goo kha le desh ki thodi sewa kar le....phokat mein dharti pe bhoj ban ke ghoom raha hai Dekh kaise Rizwan Ahmed ne Orya Maqbool Jan ko goo khilaya toh kitna khush ho gaya. share with all friends how Indian muslim Rizwan Ahmed takes on Orya Maqbool Jan of Pakistan. tere liye toh rizwan ka mutt pina kaffi hai
@@tony-pc4kd sab congress paid slaves aiyse hi bolte hai ...inka haal yeh hai ...paisa fek bandar nachega...paisa band band so jayega. where as those who they call bhakt are not following money they are scientist, super rich self made individuals around the world of indian origin. even if sonia opens and gagra and sleeps she cannot buy them
@Scouts Honor just the supporters name of a dead TH-camr/instgrammer 😌.....is bande ne apni profile pic badal li nai toh ussi youtuber ki lagi thi isiliye comment kiya tha xD😂
@@Midnight_Philosopher009 Communal weaponisation, Legalization of corruption, using CBI as lap dogs, Pocketing every popular media outlets, Demonitisation, using Army as a marketing tool, Every false promise, Article 370, CAA, having literal terrorists as MPs like Brij Bhushan Singh and Sadhvi Pragya, etc etc.... To list all, it would take me whole day. It's sufficient for now. You could add Paresh Rawal's comments on Bengalis, and for personal against Modi, Gujrat Riots of 2002.
@@Midnight_Philosopher009 yes 2016 note ban GST Farm bill Wrestler protest Women safety Nirav modi Kingfisher Note ban 2.0 you have to return 2000rs note fun fact why did you brought 2000 rs note in the first place Useless education policy Since I am a medical student less government medical college and hospital. We are world largest population and don't have sufficient colleges and seat for medical aspirants. Every year 16lac + student give exam because we have 40000 seats only 40000 aspirants get chance for medical college what about rest of 15.6 lac Then we say we don't have enough medical staff during crisis like COVID Alot of pressure on doctors due to which doctors can't give attention needed to a single patient Job reduction many more If not for modi in the last 9 we could have stable and +ve progress slow but steady progress You are not next to me or else would have shared alot🎉 Have a nice day
Masterpiece... 6 years down the line... I still find it epic... Epic stand up... I remember every line when I watched in 2017... Maybe it was the first time I heard him...
True! It was so so right that AIB went and apologized to Christian Bishop... seriously how dare they venture out of Hindu bashing? They are truly REBELS and messiahs of Indian youth who DARE to take on dangerous targets like Ramdev Baba....
@@vasubhatia9629 my North Indian friend please grow your brain and eat beef pork fish and drink whiskey like me then think then you will get the answer
@@princeriteshsrivastava5135 dude look at the other comments here you'll see why people hate India PS I'm Indian before I get banged Pakistani and anti national
What you wrote proves how wrong the the things have become now. Even when doing comedy ,it has become necessary to mention that making fun of someone or something wasnt the intention.
@@wethepeople1680 That ain't true. While watching the video, it didn't cross my mind that he's making fun of jawans at the border. That is, if you understand what he said. But then I saw some stupids in comments who heard the words "siachin me hamare jawan" and immediately concluded he's making fun of them. He referred to this dialogue as many bjp supporters just use this dialog as an excuse.
@@raghav-x7t that's exactly the problem. .These kinda people are everywhere.. if it weren't for them I won't have never thought of any insulting being done.
Kunal Kamar's comedy only for Muslim, spineless hypocrite. It's not standup comedy , you always speaking ageist Hindu God, hindu religion & INDIA. Every viewer's who is real hindu keep carried tomato, it's sauce and throw ther mouth when ageist Hindu religion. It's question our religion. we are respect our religion.
Chaki Prosanta lol ... seriously ? Being hindu RSS , bjp and bhakts insulting Hindu religion ,, no hindu god told to insult or kiill other's religion or god or any other country ,, all hindu holly books preach to respect any human being ,, same as christian and muslim holly books.. and coming to kunal making comedy abt hindu religion or god,, for ur info he only he make fun of hindu blind followers who insult muslims in the name of religion,, whn did any hindu follower become religion or country,??first understand y he is not making comedy about muslims ,, becoz thy are vulnerable and easy target which is bitter truth in india ,, we all were shared mems about ragiv gandhi before 2014 elections ,, u should understand difference btw satire and abuse ,, don't be andh bkakt ,, we should insult entire religion becoz of few culprits ,, no one safe in india other than politicians as thy go with z security ,, hindus , muslims, sikhs all 3 were victims in riots or bomb blasts
In college,I was made to stay awake by a bihari friend in the night while there is a war happening with our neighbouring countries.I thought he is so patriotic and felt so sorry for myself that I am not enough patriotic.Years later,in the lockdown,I started watching videos about politics and especially central politics and discovered "the Andhbhakts".God I am saved.
Same case is here in pakistan, even worse. Military eats half our budget while many dont have bread to eat. All because we're supposed to hate similar people born on the other side of an artificially created border in the name of patriotism
My brother , this problem is every where in the world .. the best way to control a population/your countries people is to keep them afraid of which that does not exist . I am a pakistani as well 👍🏻
I am a true Hindu brahmin from India but I really respect your thoughts and I wish everyone has a brain like you... We know u love us, u know we love u.. But ye madarchod sarkar dono side ki ghatiya hai...education, poverty, sanitation, gdp, economy pe kabhi baat nahi karenge.. Its a prominent agenda from both sides(ind n pak) ... Kyonki agar problem solve ho gyi to log asli sawaal karenge.. Aur unka jawab inke pass hai nahi.
Use your brain sometimes Oh sorry chaman chomu fans don't have that right Tatti khaoge toh dimag mein tatti hi chalega na Clearing your misconception this is an anti National slogan raised by kunal's comrades in communist jnu
"India is a democracy... until you criticize it" so true. I'm glad that stand up comedians are starting to point out this truth. India is supposed to ba a democratic country but the moment you give an opinion har jagah se death aur rape threats aa jate h. Even kenny once said that it's sad that you live in a democratic place but still is scared to say the truth. I'm glad these comedians stay truthful after all. Sachai ke saath saath comedy, truly a great combination. these comedians are just amazing. That's why I love them so much. Love and support always
Kookie some of the youngsters are blind deaf n dumb..they don't understand anything what is wrong what is right...they don't even know the meaning of democracy...they r d shame to this country..!!
Kookie you should watch FMF TH-cam channel ..it better to learn more about INDIA then agree these dumbs comedians whose only motive is to make people laugh they dont care shit about there own country..
Sumit Panchal that’s the point of comedians -they make people laugh. What do you expect from comedians? To give patriotic speeches? And they are citizens of India. They care for it as much as we do. If one becomes comedian, it doesn’t suddenly turn them into anti nationalist
india ek democracy hai isliye aap yeh likh pa rahe ho. jaake pakistan mein boliye democratic and undemocratic country mein farak samjh mein aa jayega. aur sir facebook aur whatsapp se desh ke knowledge mat lo. RESPECT YOUR COUNTRY THEN YOU WILL BE RESPECTED.
Brit lu jag @ why are you comparing India to pakistan? Is this the level of our thinking ? We have many level to cross then comparing ourselves to a shit hole country like pakistan. We have many examples to follow even in Asia e.g S. Korea , Singapore , Japan etc.
^bas karke dekh ek bar mulle , phir dekh pure desh me 2002 hoga , desh ka mood bana hua hai , bas koi backchodi karo tum , jawab turant milega , aur aehsa ki tumhari 10 pushte bhul nahi payengi
This gem deserves much more views than it have but alas internet or maybe the world lacks people with good sense of humor and intellect Since my childhood I have watched many people from India through movies and other media content, So far Kunal Kamra is the most talented person I have seen next is Varun Grover and then Samdish Bhatia Love from Pakistan
@@shobhanamehta5056inke pas to khud ke degree bhi nahi hai temperature ke degree Ko kya janenge. Using sensetive topic (like siachen me hamare jawan mar rahe) as comedy content,such a low class content .
@@shrutipriya2048 temperature ka degree ? ham army pe comedy karrahe hy jakar modi se puch wo kya kar raha hy ? army wale mar rahe hy lekin no response jo shaheed huwe unke naam par votes mangta hy bhadwa gaand me dum hy uski pm ki paddh chhor aur jakar army me bharti hoja.
keo lar rahe ho yaar jwan ki respect jrte he army or battel ek alag issue he development ej alag govt dono ko mix kr fudu bna rahe he aese to sala america ke army puri world me lar rahi he waha ke mnistee to use greb backward desh bna dege aur jwab me khege wha jwan lar ragw he tume facilities chaea ?
may be for your pea sized brain ,but not for fully evolved homo sapiens , he said government is like a service provider , but only around 2% people in india pay tax , so by his logic(or lack of) government should serve only those 2% of the population ? right ?
vahsir artapaham toh indirect tax naam ki toh koi cheez hi nahi hai na Desh mein dear homo homo sapien? kaunse shakha se ilm haasil kia hai bhai? Not a Muslim so please safe your urge to go with the madrassa jibe.
kareem hassan apko kya dikkat hogai ji..prasad ho bekar ho....cow ghee hona hi ek brand se nfrat krne ko kafi hai ksi bhi muslim ko..mein bhi patanjali product use nhi krti na mujhe psnd but muslims ko kya dunia ki hr chz se taklif hai..ya sab hram hai
kriti Kanojia : nahi sis patanjali products are just gaining papularity due to hindutva brand behind it and those products contains gau mutra sprayed over them...
People who are saying that desh ke jawano pe mazak nahi. Let me tell you guys there is no joke for army, the joke is for goverment jiske pass koi issue nahi hota to khud create kar deti hai, eg:pakistan ka conflict solve hua na to goverment k paas kch bachega nahi.. Watch the video, understand it then comment 😒 Ps: Dear bhakts, get a life - get a job :).. #peace
It is on both sides of border.. Pakistan also uses the same tactic. And I don't think Indian govt doesn't want to solve this issue, just that it can't be done without Pakistan's support.
Dude... They will ask us to go to Pakistan... The cliche line for every Muslims... I am like bro I don't have any friends there... Why the fuck will I go there...
@kartik bajwan Bhagwan Ram ke naam pe, army ke naam pe votes ki bheek mangna sahi lagta kya bhai? Or rahi baat supreme court ki to yes, the judgement was supreme joke of India.
@kartik bajwan It's not correct to ask for votes in the name of caste or religion, it looks most heinous in Indian politics. There is no proof of air strike (I'm not being disrespectful towards Indian army but government should present the proof to people of the nation). Final thought du to 370 hatane ke alawa ek bhi dhang ka kaam BJP ne nhi kiya hai....Atal ji was way better and smarter than these illiterates and criminals.
@kartik bajwan poora padh le....everything is mentioned as either "India claimed" or "Unknown ". Wikipedia page koi bhi bana sakta hai, can't be treated as evidence. Isliye bola padhai kr le varna bhakt hi ban ke rahega or pakode talega....
I am a Pakistani and I think our military establishment is also sucking a big portion of budget by this excuse that we are a security state and we need budget for Military. I think between this conflict of India and Pakistan these government and top military brass is profiting and we the citizen are paying for their luxury islands and Papa john's franchises.
Anti government is NOT anti national :)
Mandhan Academy bhakts and it cell are anti national
@@dhruvjagannath5368 yes kabhi kabhi lagta hai
He criticize Bcz its IMP
no one criticize things that is less IMP
sahi hai na .
@@dhruvjagannath5368 sahi kaha kamra jese besharam peda hogaye galti se hinduo inka peda n hona jyada acha.. 😡
@@new_power_motivation1711 chal na bro time machine me chalte hai.. Doraemon sr udhaar maang lenge
@@new_power_motivation1711 Kya samjaega Tu indira Gandhi ko ... 😳😳
India is a democracy until you criticise it..
This line touched my 💓
there is a limit for criticism..
bro
but kunal kamra, he crosses limits
@@arindomnath1839 no
He want to create awareness
@@arindomnath1839 The Besharam Modi Sarkar deserves
@@arindomnath1839 no he didn't crossed the limit. It's the government that lowers the limit. Hope you understand.
Criticiser....100000000
Talker.......10000
Doer.....1
That line is so true. If Pakistan crisis is solved Indians will start to ask legit questions to the politicians.
Siachin me hamare Jawaan mar rahe hai
Kisi army wale se puch .. Sahi jawab milega.. Content dhundhne wale se nehi..
When Pak left the chat and China enters
@@kishanborah8985 per bat to sahi kahiina usne ki conflict solve hogaya to govt pass koi dusra excuse nai bachega
Respected madam pakistan is trying to create crisis in our country.thats exactly what our central government is trying to undo.lets support our government
It’s 2024 now and finally we all know the truth about Patanjali and Government both ….
Country is never equal to Political parties. If he raise the voice against political party doesn’t mean he is an anti national
This is possibly the 50th time i am watching this video. It never gets old
true 😅
Uncountable times bro.
Actually yes I also see this every now and then not only this but many videos....😄😁😄😁💯
Which means you watched it for almost 7 hours
Absolutely..
Patriotism is believing in the country NOT the government
@@macklineviegas270 Both land and its citizens.
Country or state is represented by its government if it is republicly running
@@abdullaharshad3272 no, it is not. Ppl who shouldn't even marry and produce children, get to vote and elect ppl.
@@abdullaharshad3272 government is only elected for the betterment of the state and its people's condition, and if it is unable to do so,
I believe the government should be fucked up
govt is our servant. If it doesn't work we should kick them out.
I was in JNU for 2 years literally people had udhari in canteen🤣😋🤣
Universal truth for all colleges/universities..
Is it OK to use indian (sorry hindi) word in a english sentence ??
Is english a language or a talent for you ?
What does udhari mean? In my language it means to spend a lot
@@harivigneshm9170 borrowed money
@@RandomPerson-yi2wt thanks man
Watching it after 6 years, totally admire him.
Prison changed him, unfortunately. He doesn't talk against BJP so much anymore.
This video is 3 Years old now and nothing changed in India :-(
Nothing will😑
Har kutte ka din ata hai.
That's deep bro and sad.
Changed a lot... Got worse
change hua hai b_p sarkaar k baad, bhai pehele hum greeb the ab hum karazdaar hai... :)
Varun Grovar rightly said: Mere se pehle Kamra marega. 🤣
dont repeat da ... in how many vedio u will tell this ?
@@elizabethmeghana9614 binod
And usse pehle tu 😄
@@HK-fb8bo 😂
@@advocatevarunrathi2831 kyu bichare ko suar ki maut mar rha Bhai 😂
This video keeps aging like fine wine.
I second
Bro Hindu khatre Mai hai
Toxicc
@@arifparay7409 Hey do you even know how many Hindu brothers are there in India ? 🙄 Still sayi'n !
@@arifparay7409 3rd most populated religion in whole world
And within india
Hindus: 79.8%
Islam:14.2%
Bahut khatre m h yaar
who is watching after 7 years😂😂😂😂
🙋
I am
Bhai kya milta hai ye krke?
@@deepanshu_choudhary_maza
Yup
Watching this in 2018 because the relevance of it hasn't faded a bit. Every damn thing he talked is relevant even after 21 months. And it's funny sad.
More relevant in 2019 now.
Still relevant in 2023
its 4years since this video is released...unfortunately nothing has changed...sad but true
Actually Now, He is asking a guy from shivashena to do something about the shit in front of his home,
so yes something has changed LOL!!!
I wouldn't say that.....
There are some things that now are changed
Andhnamazi s have made it worse
@@cinegasm8687 hua hai na change! Petrol 110 aur tamatar toh hamare yaha 40 chal raha hai😂😂
It is much worse!
In 2017 I just laughed, now I admire it.
Now got it
hahahah... kisne marithi 2017 me?
"Arre, yeh to GOLD hai re!!"
-Satya
Satya rocks 🤘🤘
what you are doing about it being nobody ?
"Mai hi hu wo Jawan" best comeback ever.
But not better than 23rd may.
This guy was ahead of his time.. hitting bull's-eye back than while people were inside the mirage of nationalism
Of course
You are 100% right
George Carlin was ahead of his time, he is also good though.
Nationalism HAS to build up in our beautiful country. Everybody in India sucks up to the west. It's irritating. They're not better than us in any way.
If the west worships India, even Indians will worship India. Shame on you all.
That ain't it chief...
Watching him first-time....
I also have hated him when I was an andh-bhakt 2 years ago.... Finally I grew up ....
What was the core reason for bhakti? What initiated the change?
@@muhummedrabbani5649 believing blindly
@@arupkumarjena5178 happy for you.
@@muhummedrabbani5649 thanks bro
Its was just that we didnt had much excess to Internet and we only got access of television for information. And tv is all sold out
Comedians are the only people making sense now. His observation on pakistan problem is damn right. Both countries don't wanna solve this issue because then they have to tackle the real issues. Same goes for ram mandir, uniform civil code, blah, blah.
This is a metaphor you idiot. If you can't even comprehend that better stop watching stand-ups.
That amazing use of a metaphor explains his popularity as a standup comedian. No wonder he needs to use cheap controversial statements to go viral.
Why else do you think the British pushed for partition? They know divide and rule always works.
njotitdude S being comedian is also an occupation!!! 😂
njotitdude S you said they are comedians with no other jobs
You Can love your country
Without having to love your Government .
You have to .....it's the only way
Exactly...
@Good Vibes Only Toh tera matlab hai ke agar Modiji aur desh mein chunna hoga,tu desh se gaddari karega!!!!!!......Koi police ko batao yahaan anti-national aadmi hai.....hawwwwwwwwwww😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂......Isko bhi UAPA mein andar daalo re!
@@akshayagrawal5114 Well, Good Vibes said "pea brain" and you are saying some random stuff
Can clearly see you brainwashd
@@akshayagrawal5114 koi sense h iss baat ki?
Comedians really make more sense than politicians nowadays. Laughter and satire at the same time.
nowadays? always! :D
Rohit Kumbhar not if you're Kapil Sharma.
Chutiyapa h..
It's sad how people start believing stupid propagandist unqualified people more than some hard working politicians
@@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 you only got that word "some" for your hard working politicians, so you better know what you are commenting at 😁
And you must have heard, ek machli pure talab Ko Ganda kar deti hai, aur yahan toh talab hi Ganda hai!
*''**6:45** Indians think patanjali products are Prasad ''* *That Savage Moment man* 😂😂🙏😹
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜
"Mai Hi Hoo woh Jawan" the most epic reply to the ever so heard soldier question !!
The way you said "mai hi hu vo jawan" was epic. laughed my ass off.. maza aa gaya literally.
The swag with which you deliver your jokes is just outstanding. Here after watching "Taxi and Uber" video. Just loving your stand ups
Jawaan kabhi India k against nahi bolega
AB 0207 pod Mara
@@anupbiswal awwww
@@anupbiswal goverment ke against bola hai bhai india ke nahi. Govt. Ki wajah se unko bhi takleef hoti hai and you can love your country without loving the government.
Even I being a Pakistani understand what he meant by it , same situation in my country , governments use "scape goats " to hide their failures , nearly same situation if we say anything in criticism they say go to india ,so India and Pakistan should reserve a land for so called "anti nationals " ,😂😂😂😂,
HAMDAN AMEEN Mast joke bhai😂😂❤️🇮🇳🇮🇳
I m from India and both countries blaming each other......... But people of the country have power to change these fake agenda
@@shalmonanandas3478 🤗🤗😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Haha so true.
An indian with you😂😂 cool.. lets get a land
Its been 5 years, nothing has changed! Watch it even after 20, and nothing still will!!
7 now
I am Patriotic but not a Blind one.I am Patriotic by my choice and i truely believe there are many issues other than Pakistan. Education,Healthcare, connectivity, employment, inflation, lawlessness, illiteracy, environmental concerns, gender bias, cleanliness, economic downfall, fake media, and many more.
Instead of calling them issues let's call them continious work of Government. It's more accurate and justifiable. But instead of approaching the work they are spreading fake Patriotism.
I don't want our country to be next Russia( politically).
And solving that problems is patriotism not hating a country in the name of patriotism and nationalism
👊💪✌
@@gamingguruji271exactly.
" Inka Canteen me udhaari hai "😂😂😂 Awesome man ..
I came back to watch it after the CAB bill and still it makes a lot of sense. Anti government is not Anti national
Tere Ghar ke bahar goo hai lekin tera muh 65 years ke baad khula, ab tu goo kha le ye tera hi goo hai. Musalman ka goo hota toh sona kehakar ghar ke andhar le jata tu, abh kya huwa khane ke liye hi toh bol raha huh ...goo kha le desh ki thodi sewa kar le....phokat mein dharti pe bhoj ban ke ghoom raha hai
Dekh kaise Rizwan Ahmed ne Orya Maqbool Jan ko goo khilaya toh kitna khush ho gaya.
share with all friends how Indian muslim Rizwan Ahmed takes on Orya Maqbool Jan of Pakistan.
tere liye toh rizwan ka mutt pina kaffi hai
Ya, but just see and hear the slangs being used in those protest , they are really antinational
Bhakto ko kon smjhaaye
@@tony-pc4kd sab congress paid slaves aiyse hi bolte hai ...inka haal yeh hai ...paisa fek bandar nachega...paisa band band so jayega. where as those who they call bhakt are not following money they are scientist, super rich self made individuals around the world of indian origin. even if sonia opens and gagra and sleeps she cannot buy them
@@rjhaveri8bh to it cell waale andhbhkt kya krte hai wo bhi bjp se paid hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Interviewer : What is yours educational qualification.
I : I didn't vote BJP
Interviewer : You're hired .
He will be hired by that company which makes machine to change ALOO to SONA
Right wing is on the way to give gaalis to you !!😆
Indian education system- you know english and akbar son?
Me - yes I know english and akbar son is Jahangir
Indian education system- take this degree
@@sankalpsharma2942 u probably have never got a degree 😂 cuz damn I wish med school was so easy to get through
@@naincysrivastava634 it's a joke
6:50
Patanjali products are prasad
This is true many people really think this😂😂😂
#fambruh
@Scouts Honor just the supporters name of a dead TH-camr/instgrammer 😌.....is bande ne apni profile pic badal li nai toh ussi youtuber ki lagi thi isiliye comment kiya tha xD😂
Finally someone spoke up. Respect !!
Aap kyun nai bole Angad bhaiya, fat gayi thi kya aapki. Bahar aa jaaiye koi maarega nai
*Kunal kamra fans*
"bro naya video kab dalega "
*kunal kamra *: siachen mai hamare jawan lad rahe hai
vandit desai hillarious 😂😂😂
hahaha.. hope kumal sees this !
vandit desai tell me a reason why you guys are making fun of such serious topic
+Dabbang don DT ....you see man ...that's what he is talking about....think deeper
F.A.M sourav no man you think. Deeper and I agree our politicians sucks but really no respect for our soldiers???
I was abusing Kunal when he uploaded this video 4 years ago and now i can see all he said before was true
He isn't right in everything. Be in the centre.
@@tarasmarndi6347 he is
Bhai tu ek do bodyguard rkhle...pr stand up mat chordio😂 U need Z+ Security Now !!!
😂😂
@@theabhishekmittal chutiye, katega tera yahan ab. Ek min (these was just a joke) 😂😂
@@theabhishekmittal waah yr, andar ki baat bhi pata hai tumko. I am quite impressed! Waise puchna Apne baap se, tu mera sautela bhai toh nahin? 🤣
@Dibyajyoti Patro yr tum comment pe standup karne lag Gaye 🤣🤣🤣 kya Pele ho!
@Dibyajyoti Patro bahaut hardd bhai
I support kunal kamra regarding his comments, critisization on CJI as well as BJP and modi
Can you tell me which thing made you to hate modi?
@@Midnight_Philosopher009 Communal weaponisation, Legalization of corruption, using CBI as lap dogs, Pocketing every popular media outlets, Demonitisation, using Army as a marketing tool, Every false promise, Article 370, CAA, having literal terrorists as MPs like Brij Bhushan Singh and Sadhvi Pragya, etc etc.... To list all, it would take me whole day. It's sufficient for now. You could add Paresh Rawal's comments on Bengalis, and for personal against Modi, Gujrat Riots of 2002.
@@Midnight_Philosopher009 yes
2016 note ban
GST
Farm bill
Wrestler protest
Women safety
Nirav modi
Kingfisher
Note ban 2.0 you have to return 2000rs note fun fact why did you brought 2000 rs note in the first place
Useless education policy
Since I am a medical student less government medical college and hospital. We are world largest population and don't have sufficient colleges and seat for medical aspirants.
Every year 16lac + student give exam because we have 40000 seats only 40000 aspirants get chance for medical college what about rest of 15.6 lac
Then we say we don't have enough medical staff during crisis like COVID
Alot of pressure on doctors due to which doctors can't give attention needed to a single patient
Job reduction many more
If not for modi in the last 9 we could have stable and +ve progress slow but steady progress
You are not next to me or else would have shared alot🎉
Have a nice day
@@KINGSTUNAXBhai....tum to dhanga khol diye.....
@@rohitseksaria5845 good luck I hope you are living well
You guys might have noticed that BJP guys had stopped using this Siyachen thing after this video went viral! ,
Md Shahil Shaikh *have
Obviously this video is virel.. Modi ko insult karoge toh video virel hogi na. Common sense
Masterpiece... 6 years down the line... I still find it epic... Epic stand up...
I remember every line when I watched in 2017... Maybe it was the first time I heard him...
now news channels are accusing him of being anti-national.......
well said bro love your work ....😉
That ain't news channels, they're #ModiMedia
I'm watching this after Arnab's flight deadly class coaching by Kunal....you are simply Awesome
I'm also here after watching.. That one.... N I subscribe kunal... You should too
@@sumitroy1540 i Instantly subscribed bro after the incident and I will support kunal all way
@Shubham Johri indigo pilot who flew kunal kamra writes to management, asks why he doesn't consulted before ban comedian... This is pitiable bro..
Me bhi
@Shubham Johri what is more pitiable is your lack of knowledge about this incident and wisdom to analyze ...but fret not there are millions like you
From AIB to you, it's so nice that comedians are standing-up for the right thing.
True! It was so so right that AIB went and apologized to Christian Bishop... seriously how dare they venture out of Hindu bashing? They are truly REBELS and messiahs of Indian youth who DARE to take on dangerous targets like Ramdev Baba....
Sarcasm apart, Ramdev Baba is dangerous. Naked, hairy, and fit body? Wooooo.... Totally killer-model for girls.
jokes apart, patanjali products are actually good
Yeah, in somewhere where pigs fly and cats talk
ye gnd se dekhte haai islea inko dangerous lagta haai.
Who else is rewatching this in 2022?
This is one of the few comment sections where i found literate peeps😂
Coz those andh-bhakths can't understand this😂😂.. They're used to those shit things
@@afthabam3609 yess by support ing bjp people become uneducated isn't it?
EXACTLYY BUT ALSO FULL OF HATRED AND ONLY HERE YOU WILL FIND PEOPLE WITH OVERFLOWING LEVEL OF IMMATURITY
@Bunny Kook i support bjp. You want to know my educational qualifications?
@Bunny Kook if someone supports bjp he/she is supposed to be an andhbhakt. That's all you have got?
Fucking lost it when he said "Iska canteen me udhari hai..." LMAO :'D :'D :'D
same here man!!
Amogh Kulkarni Isko Koi Meduvada nai dera bhai....
:)
what does that mean?pls translate that line...
Nikhil sen It means they have debt in canteen. They don't have money for food😂
"Inka canteen mein udhari hai"
🤣🤣
Iska koi menduvada nai de raha!! :D
😃😃😃😃😃
th-cam.com/video/x35cJ6anIMI/w-d-xo.html
😂😂😂😂😂
Criticism of govt doesn't mean someone is not patriotic .it's 9th time I watch this
Kaha milega itna "CONTENT" 😂😂🤣
Watch news daily
@@moinkhalid5710 woh content nahi brain washing hai
@@moinkhalid5710 sad to say but the fourth pillar of democracy has now become first pillar of hypocrisy
hahajaha
Dude after two years still it is legit
Yeah 😎
after 2 years it is still legit
kunal bhai....this video deserves to be a pay per view............hats off mann brillll
Its been 5 years ... still holds true .. masterpiece by Kamra .... funny as hell !! Jai Hind !
Daar maat bro... kuch bhi karna video delete maat karna... #DarnaNahee
Tera haath hai uske sir pe, wo nai darr raha hai bro...
Amish's tweet : siachin mai humare jawaan mar rahe hai or ye students corona kaal mai paper bhi dene nhi jaa skte 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He must have read your comment here! 😂
Shi to bol rha h .nhi doge to sarkaar ko ghanta koi farq parta h tumhara hi saal barbaad hoga
@@miccujha8115 chutia hai kya tu sarkar help ke liye hoti hai janta ki
Ha remember NEET JEE issue me B&D ne yhii kaha tha 😂😁
@@Nasir4SRK wahi se toh aaya tweet hai 😂😂😂
outstanding performance sir!
simply outstanding 👏
After 7 years, he finally makes sense to me
Bhai konsa nasha karta hai, its only been 4 years 4 months
@@kalpanshah281 bhai Modi ko pradhan sevak bane 7 saal ho gaye....main uski baat kar raha tha...ki 7 saal baad i realized....kitne tejaswi hai modi ji
i love you man. for ur guts and honesty. thanks
Comedy is on another level these days in India and Pakistan.................thanks to Mr Prime Minister.
This is exactly what comedy should be!!! An outlet of free thought and expression. Hope to see more!
its 7years since this video is released...unfortunately nothing has changed...
fr
unemployment no we focus on ram mandir
Gone worse
journalists are becoming comedians, comedians are becoming journalists haha
So true😂👌
So true lol
True
This is the best comedy of the millennium .Comedy with logic.
join to your shit jihadi group and then bitch india.
Tere bhai ne hi mara hoga na humare 44jawano ko?
@@vasubhatia9629 my North Indian friend please grow your brain and eat beef pork fish and drink whiskey like me then think then you will get the answer
Bhai there is no logic here. He is just trying to defame India on pretext of fun.
@@princeriteshsrivastava5135 dude look at the other comments here you'll see why people hate India PS I'm Indian before I get banged Pakistani and anti national
*06:22** Orange pehna hai, accha aadmi hai ye* 😂
He was way ahead of his time!🫡
Han
Now people need to understand that he DIDN'T make fun of the jawans at border!!😀
Better you understand it wisely 🙂
What you wrote proves how wrong the the things have become now. Even when doing comedy ,it has become necessary to mention that making fun of someone or something wasnt the intention.
@@wethepeople1680 That ain't true. While watching the video, it didn't cross my mind that he's making fun of jawans at the border. That is, if you understand what he said.
But then I saw some stupids in comments who heard the words "siachin me hamare jawan" and immediately concluded he's making fun of them.
He referred to this dialogue as many bjp supporters just use this dialog as an excuse.
@@raghav-x7t that's exactly the problem. .These kinda people are everywhere.. if it weren't for them I won't have never thought of any insulting being done.
JNU student, inki canteen me udhari hai. 🤣🤣🤣😂
Ha Lavde bohot achha jock tha taliya baja
Kunal Kamar's comedy only for Muslim, spineless hypocrite. It's not standup comedy , you always speaking ageist Hindu God, hindu religion & INDIA. Every viewer's who is real hindu keep carried tomato, it's sauce and throw ther mouth when ageist Hindu religion. It's question our religion. we are respect our religion.
@@prosantachaki but when did he make fun of Hinduism or any other religion?
@@prosantachaki and also when did he spoke against India?
Chaki Prosanta lol ... seriously ? Being hindu RSS , bjp and bhakts insulting Hindu religion ,, no hindu god told to insult or kiill other's religion or god or any other country ,, all hindu holly books preach to respect any human being ,, same as christian and muslim holly books.. and coming to kunal making comedy abt hindu religion or god,, for ur info he only he make fun of hindu blind followers who insult muslims in the name of religion,, whn did any hindu follower become religion or country,??first understand
y he is not making comedy about muslims ,, becoz thy are vulnerable and easy target which is bitter truth in india ,, we all were shared mems about ragiv gandhi before 2014 elections ,, u should understand difference btw satire and abuse ,, don't be andh bkakt ,, we should insult entire religion becoz of few culprits ,, no one safe in india other than politicians as thy go with z security ,, hindus , muslims, sikhs all 3 were victims in riots or bomb blasts
1 video se hu kunal ka fan ban gaya
Kunal ravish kanhaiya
Amazing 😍
In college,I was made to stay awake by a bihari friend in the night while there is a war happening with our neighbouring countries.I thought he is so patriotic and felt so sorry for myself that I am not enough patriotic.Years later,in the lockdown,I started watching videos about politics and especially central politics and discovered "the Andhbhakts".God I am saved.
just to hear 'Humaare jawaan siachen mei lurrr rahe hai', I play it again and again 😂
awesomely expressed ✌
This Bullshit govt has to Go.They are preparing India to implement Rss Evil Propoganda.But we Wont let that happen..people should WAKE UP now
U r right brother, but who will be the next candidate for P.M and which party do you want to see in the centre.
Sister, In the centre birthday party !! xD lol
Reliance Jio bhi phle tu apna name change KR
Tu b kisi cheej Ko promote KR rha h
Or bhi aapko to PTA h ki kon h reliance ka supporter 😬😬
Sonal Mishra press NOTA in the next election sab line pe aa jayenge when there will be more NOTA votes than any other party's votes
Be a bhakt to for a country... Not for a party or an individual...
Aaj wo hai kal wo nhi rhega ... But hamara country hamesha rhega🇮🇳🙏🇮🇳🙏♥️
Ja ja baap ko mat sikha chaat le congress ki
True
@@hardikchauhan6250 Usne kaha country ka bhakt bano. Aur tu bol raha hai Congress ki Chaat lo. Kiya logic hai isme?
@@sfashaikh1187 jeetna tmhari pakistaniyo ki chaatna m h🤣🤣🍌
@@shivamsaxena8726 PKMKB. Aur kuch evidence Dena hoga Indian hone ka?
Same case is here in pakistan, even worse. Military eats half our budget while many dont have bread to eat. All because we're supposed to hate similar people born on the other side of an artificially created border in the name of patriotism
My brother , this problem is every where in the world .. the best way to control a population/your countries people is to keep them afraid of which that does not exist .
I am a pakistani as well 👍🏻
I am a true Hindu brahmin from India but I really respect your thoughts and I wish everyone has a brain like you... We know u love us, u know we love u.. But ye madarchod sarkar dono side ki ghatiya hai...education, poverty, sanitation, gdp, economy pe kabhi baat nahi karenge.. Its a prominent agenda from both sides(ind n pak) ... Kyonki agar problem solve ho gyi to log asli sawaal karenge.. Aur unka jawab inke pass hai nahi.
@@ashishbhardwaj6201 💯
ashish bhardwaj ❤️🥰. Jay hind jay bharat
I'm indian still i love u
History will be on your side....Stay safe kunal brother ❤
It is it is now!
The Azadi song at the beginning was fabulous😍
Listen from gully boy.
Video uploaded March 2017 how come this song be here
@@saimitra3764 this is old song search dub sharma azadi
@@saimitra3764 originally azadi was released during jnu protest in 2016
Use your brain sometimes
Oh sorry chaman chomu fans don't have that right
Tatti khaoge toh dimag mein tatti hi chalega na
Clearing your misconception this is an anti National slogan raised by kunal's comrades in communist jnu
same story here in pakistan
n1 kunal, keep it up
Itech Origin I just wish that people of both countries use their brain to choose government.
Itech Origin theres no comparison between india and pakistan,,,. Our central gvt. Is uncurrptible right now.
In last 30 min, saw it for 3rd time... What an realistic agenda with super humor... I cried laughing...
Indus Relativism ...SO TRUE BIDU
This video never gets old... Its more than enough to explain the country's situation
*This guy came from 2069* 🔥
😂😂🤣
Yes ,from lahore(india).
I'm the guy who only enjoys the videos but never comments on it . But this video is just awesome man😂😂😂😂😂 True af
"India is a democracy... until you criticize it"
so true. I'm glad that stand up comedians are starting to point out this truth. India is supposed to ba a democratic country but the moment you give an opinion har jagah se death aur rape threats aa jate h. Even kenny once said that it's sad that you live in a democratic place but still is scared to say the truth. I'm glad these comedians stay truthful after all. Sachai ke saath saath comedy, truly a great combination. these comedians are just amazing. That's why I love them so much. Love and support always
Kookie some of the youngsters are blind deaf n dumb..they don't understand anything what is wrong what is right...they don't even know the meaning of democracy...they r d shame to this country..!!
Kookie you should watch FMF TH-cam channel ..it better to learn more about INDIA then agree these dumbs comedians whose only motive is to make people laugh they dont care shit about there own country..
Sumit Panchal that’s the point of comedians -they make people laugh. What do you expect from comedians? To give patriotic speeches? And they are citizens of India. They care for it as much as we do. If one becomes comedian, it doesn’t suddenly turn them into anti nationalist
india ek democracy hai isliye aap yeh likh pa rahe ho.
jaake pakistan mein boliye democratic and undemocratic country mein farak samjh mein aa jayega.
aur sir facebook aur whatsapp se desh ke knowledge mat lo.
RESPECT YOUR COUNTRY THEN YOU WILL BE RESPECTED.
Brit lu jag @ why are you comparing India to pakistan? Is this the level of our thinking ? We have many level to cross then comparing ourselves to a shit hole country like pakistan. We have many examples to follow even in Asia e.g S. Korea , Singapore , Japan etc.
Soldier Soldier.... Meethi Baatein Bolkr...
Dil ko chura le gaya!!!!!!!!
Soldier Solider... meethi baatein bolkar, Kashmiri musalmaano ki maa chod gaya ohoho
^bas karke dekh ek bar mulle , phir dekh pure desh me 2002 hoga , desh ka mood bana hua hai , bas koi backchodi karo tum , jawab turant milega , aur aehsa ki tumhari 10 pushte bhul nahi payengi
vahsir artapaham saaley sharam nahi aati proud feel kartay huway . saaley chutiye aadmi.
^tume sharm ni aati din bhar sote jagte jhut bolte hue aur apna propaganda failate hue ? saale dogle
Indian thinks Patanjali products are prasad😂😂😂
@Mahima Susan Vaidyan Do not use it in future as well 😀
Lagta h tum dono patriotic nahi ho... 😂😂
😁😁😁😁😁🤣
Siyachin me hamare jawan lad rahe hai aur tum patanjali nahi kharid sakte
No .these are comedy not truth
Kunal Kamra on TH-cam. Finally!
yes
This gem deserves much more views than it have but alas internet or maybe the world lacks people with good sense of humor and intellect
Since my childhood I have watched many people from India through movies and other media content, So far Kunal Kamra is the most talented person I have seen next is Varun Grover and then Samdish Bhatia
Love from Pakistan
k2aa logic
k2oo bhago nrc is coming after caa
Shiachin me hamare jawan lad rahe h 😫😭😭
1M ho gya tera...Still siyachin me hamare jawan ladd rahe hai.!!
Tu pehle -100 degree Celsius Mai chal to Sahi fir pata chalega Kya hote hai jawaan
@@shobhanamehta5056 -100 degree wtf bro ?
@@shobhanamehta5056inke pas to khud ke degree bhi nahi hai temperature ke degree Ko kya janenge.
Using sensetive topic (like siachen me hamare jawan mar rahe) as comedy content,such a low class content .
@@shrutipriya2048 temperature ka degree ?
ham army pe comedy karrahe hy
jakar modi se puch wo kya kar raha hy ? army wale mar rahe hy lekin no response
jo shaheed huwe unke naam par votes mangta hy bhadwa
gaand me dum hy uski pm ki paddh chhor aur jakar army me bharti hoja.
keo lar rahe ho yaar jwan ki respect jrte he army or battel ek alag issue he development ej alag govt dono ko mix kr fudu bna rahe he
aese to sala america ke army puri world me lar rahi he waha ke mnistee to use greb backward desh bna dege aur jwab me khege wha jwan lar ragw he tume facilities chaea ?
your each and every word made sense bro, keep it up
may be for your pea sized brain ,but not for fully evolved homo sapiens , he said government is like a service provider , but only around 2% people in india pay tax , so by his logic(or lack of) government should serve only those 2% of the population ? right ?
vahsir artapaham was scrolling through the comments to find the most butthurt bhakt. guess I found you
vegetas310 yeah man seriously his butt is getting hard 😂
vahsir artapaham toh indirect tax naam ki toh koi cheez hi nahi hai na Desh mein dear homo homo sapien?
kaunse shakha se ilm haasil kia hai bhai? Not a Muslim so please safe your urge to go with the madrassa jibe.
vahsir artapaham haha .. when you are so dumb that you think income tax is the only tax government imposes ... 😂😂😂
Varun Grover Sahi Tha Pehle Kamra Hi Marega 🤣🤣🤣
Be safe bro we need you !!
🤣🤣
Har video m same comment.
Chutiye ki maut marega
Ye Jo has rhi hai ye edit voices haina Kunal kamariya😁😁😁😆😆
th-cam.com/video/DX9zq2gZQE4/w-d-xo.html
Plzz watch it once 😂 it's also on dirty politics of India 😂 😂 earphones recommend
The day our border conflict is resolved, our governments will be forced to spend on public welfare. Love from Pakistan!
Siachen mein hamare javan lad rahe hai! Legendary i get it everytime
" *indians think patanjali products are prasad"..........superbly true....
kareem hassan apko kya dikkat hogai ji..prasad ho bekar ho....cow ghee hona hi ek brand se nfrat krne ko kafi hai ksi bhi muslim ko..mein bhi patanjali product use nhi krti na mujhe psnd but muslims ko kya dunia ki hr chz se taklif hai..ya sab hram hai
kriti Kanojia : nahi sis patanjali products are just gaining papularity due to hindutva brand behind it and those products contains gau mutra sprayed over them...
kareem hassan chodiye bhai..wse bhi mujhe patanjali nahi psand ..sry agar apka dil dukha ho to
kriti Kanojia : no problem sis.... Bye......
kareem hassan
Then use your Mullah produced products. Go !
People who are saying that desh ke jawano pe mazak nahi.
Let me tell you guys there is no joke for army, the joke is for goverment jiske pass koi issue nahi hota to khud create kar deti hai, eg:pakistan ka conflict solve hua na to goverment k paas kch bachega nahi.. Watch the video, understand it then comment 😒
Ps: Dear bhakts, get a life - get a job :)..
#peace
Grow up man
To Jake bol na Masood Azhar aur Hafiz Syed ko... Yaha Gyan mt de.
Aur dusri baat tum madarchod mulle sabhi Hindu ko Bhakt hi samjho..
It is on both sides of border.. Pakistan also uses the same tactic. And I don't think Indian govt doesn't want to solve this issue, just that it can't be done without Pakistan's support.
Dude... They will ask us to go to Pakistan... The cliche line for every Muslims... I am like bro I don't have any friends there... Why the fuck will I go there...
Ya that's why upa govet doesn't solved that issue from past 60-65 years
Yarrr jabhi mood off hota hai bhai ki video dekha kar relaxed hojata hu ... Mast kaam karta hai Kunal bhai ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
this man is genius 😂😂😂😂
Complete package of an honest indian 😆
Unlike you.
Nowadays comedians are more sensible than politicians (you know who) and reporters (you know who) 😉
@kartik bajwan Bhagwan Ram ke naam pe, army ke naam pe votes ki bheek mangna sahi lagta kya bhai? Or rahi baat supreme court ki to yes, the judgement was supreme joke of India.
@kartik bajwan It's not correct to ask for votes in the name of caste or religion, it looks most heinous in Indian politics. There is no proof of air strike (I'm not being disrespectful towards Indian army but government should present the proof to people of the nation). Final thought du to 370 hatane ke alawa ek bhi dhang ka kaam BJP ne nhi kiya hai....Atal ji was way better and smarter than these illiterates and criminals.
@kartik bajwan watch the language bro...shows your upbringing
@kartik bajwan where is the proof? Like are you 15 or what? Focus on the education kid, politics isn't for you.
@kartik bajwan poora padh le....everything is mentioned as either "India claimed" or "Unknown ". Wikipedia page koi bhi bana sakta hai, can't be treated as evidence. Isliye bola padhai kr le varna bhakt hi ban ke rahega or pakode talega....
That intro of kanhaiya gives goosebumps!
Seriously??
I'm sorry for you mate!!
Kaise chutiya insan hai be zhattu
@@Hodophile0707 modi wala daale kya
Soo true broo!!!!🔥🔥
Do u even know that azadi azadi was created in pakistan during 1980s for exodus of hindu kashmiris.
I am a Pakistani and I think our military establishment is also sucking a big portion of budget by this excuse that we are a security state and we need budget for Military. I think between this conflict of India and Pakistan these government and top military brass is profiting and we the citizen are paying for their luxury islands and Papa john's franchises.
"here now eat my nuuddlles" LOL😂
I didn't went for money I went for content 😂😂
5:52 Ramdev's mockery to doctors and with his fake business, medicine. Again Kamra proves true👍.Love you sir.🥰💖
This video is ageless
This guy speaks logic
Inka Canteen mai Udhari hai 😂😂😆😆😆😃😀😀
Nailed it bro👍