Aleena’s ancestors shed a tear as she unshackles herself from the ways of the Yakubian apes and returns to her roots by getting a bidet. The white folk may say speak of it only as a change in lifestyle. But just like adding flavor to food, or speaking a word of your mother tongue, it is a battle cry against imperialism and its dogs. It is true generational wealth. The global south is proud you never lost your way. You will always be one of us
i’m so surprised aleena hadn’t used a bidet in her childhood it’s a common south asian thing? even if you live in other countries lol, like the hand held one?
34:20 I'm sorry but learning about Western toilet conventions is truly BREAKING MY BRAIN😭WHAT TF ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT OMG?!! 😭YES you use the softer bidet button to wash your hooha after pee! 😭And to Aleena, YES, after that, you use the fan. So everywhere else, you guys have not been rinsing your hooha with water after peeing!??? But then, wouldn't that mean you basically still have pee remnants if you only wipe.....? And to Sarah, yes it's fine to put water there! It's not like shooting up inside the hole or whatever omg, it's just like a soft rinse! The bidet pee button is even softer than the ass button. Without the bidet, at least where I'm from, we'll still always have a little shower jet, or a bucket of water to do the same function, or else it's gonna be unclean. ALSO @ Aleena: So to add to your research, what I always do (and all of the ppl I know): 1. You poop/pee; 2. You water/rinse them; 3. You fan them; 4. You're done. But if you feel like it's still not dry enough, you can wipe to truly pat it dry down. Where I'm from, we don't always have the fan option in every bidet. What we do, is we still use tissue like y'all, but we never use it to actually wipe anything (because that's just smearing stuff everywhere, and not truly cleaning it like water). Instead, we use it to pat our wet hooha/ass dry. Then put your pants back up, and you're good to go! Because having them still a bit wet/moist with pants on is the worst.
I KNOW! I'm literally shocked too lmao. It's kinda shocking how all of us have been having foundationally very different customs in the toilet...... We shower the same, we eat the same, we still recognize the same things as funny, but this is the first time I'm truly baffled that what I recognize as normal in the toilet is apparently unheard of for someone from a different culture. Like wdym "is it even safe to water your v hole down there" 😭..... I've been doing it for the past 30 years😭.... So you guys haven't been doing the same.....?
living in pre-internet times would actually be so horrible. what if I need to google "who invented stairs" at 4am ???
Watching aleena go from - shy quiet too scared to interrupt - to this loud, bubbly, energetic queen 👸
Sarah I cannot get over the hair. It looks so good 😭🩵
Aleena’s ancestors shed a tear as she unshackles herself from the ways of the Yakubian apes and returns to her roots by getting a bidet. The white folk may say speak of it only as a change in lifestyle. But just like adding flavor to food, or speaking a word of your mother tongue, it is a battle cry against imperialism and its dogs. It is true generational wealth. The global south is proud you never lost your way. You will always be one of us
INSANE 💀💀💀😂
Need a segment where we test Sarah if images or videos are AI or not
you go gals ❤ I get so excited each week for a new episode, always makes me happy 😊.
i’m so surprised aleena hadn’t used a bidet in her childhood it’s a common south asian thing? even if you live in other countries lol, like the hand held one?
22:17 did she say MARINARA Trench??? 😭😭😭
you must be new here
As a dude, I used to wear a bra sometimes to perform magic tricks. I refuse to elaborate.
Sarah there is no way you fell for the boomer bait. 😂 hyrule is from zelda
To be fair. It did SEEM PLAUSIBLE!!! I’m with Sarah. Cuz we don’t even know what’s in the deep sea it could be very close to that 😳😂
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This felt like Aleena trying to make everyone feel bad about not having a bidet 🫤
good! everyone should have one by now 🤗🤣 it's really easy to install
34:20 I'm sorry but learning about Western toilet conventions is truly BREAKING MY BRAIN😭WHAT TF ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT OMG?!! 😭YES you use the softer bidet button to wash your hooha after pee! 😭And to Aleena, YES, after that, you use the fan. So everywhere else, you guys have not been rinsing your hooha with water after peeing!??? But then, wouldn't that mean you basically still have pee remnants if you only wipe.....? And to Sarah, yes it's fine to put water there! It's not like shooting up inside the hole or whatever omg, it's just like a soft rinse! The bidet pee button is even softer than the ass button. Without the bidet, at least where I'm from, we'll still always have a little shower jet, or a bucket of water to do the same function, or else it's gonna be unclean.
ALSO @ Aleena: So to add to your research, what I always do (and all of the ppl I know): 1. You poop/pee; 2. You water/rinse them; 3. You fan them; 4. You're done. But if you feel like it's still not dry enough, you can wipe to truly pat it dry down. Where I'm from, we don't always have the fan option in every bidet. What we do, is we still use tissue like y'all, but we never use it to actually wipe anything (because that's just smearing stuff everywhere, and not truly cleaning it like water). Instead, we use it to pat our wet hooha/ass dry. Then put your pants back up, and you're good to go! Because having them still a bit wet/moist with pants on is the worst.
I KNOW! I'm literally shocked too lmao. It's kinda shocking how all of us have been having foundationally very different customs in the toilet...... We shower the same, we eat the same, we still recognize the same things as funny, but this is the first time I'm truly baffled that what I recognize as normal in the toilet is apparently unheard of for someone from a different culture. Like wdym "is it even safe to water your v hole down there" 😭..... I've been doing it for the past 30 years😭.... So you guys haven't been doing the same.....?