6 Legal Things That Should Be Illegal

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  • @Saraheyp
    @Saraheyp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    People who leave shopping carts in open parking spaces who make parking difficult.
    And people who park totally crooked so their car is taking up two spaces.
    Both of these should have consequences! haha!

    • @heavenlomotey6358
      @heavenlomotey6358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can't you get towed if you double park

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      People who park in handicapped spots, but aren't handicapped.

    • @mollys1010
      @mollys1010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheGamingBaconator they do get fined if they don't have a handicapped sign . It varies from like $100 -$200 fine

    • @ellalynn5418
      @ellalynn5418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People who use a handicapped placard but aren't the person on the placard. when it's bad weather, all of a sudden everyone is handicapped.

    • @chipschan1866
      @chipschan1866 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarah Elisa I

  • @saffiyarustamov9409
    @saffiyarustamov9409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    The person that doesn't flush after using the bathroom!

    • @eviecummings7784
      @eviecummings7784 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that's like every single kindergartner

    • @nomnomjadee1207
      @nomnomjadee1207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Alex- Chan nope when I was in kindergarten they where more civilized...it's more like every 6th grader.

    • @trashclown3430
      @trashclown3430 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      my sister would be in prison right now...

    • @eviecummings7784
      @eviecummings7784 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nomnom jadee yeah guess your right but my sister is in 4th grade and still doesnt flush XD

    • @alannapalagonia1704
      @alannapalagonia1704 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My brother would be in for life

  • @jeffreyfife5293
    @jeffreyfife5293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    For people who leave their dog poop on other peoples property, the owner of the property who got dog poop on his lawn or yard should have legal permission to take a dump on their property.

    • @bananabreadlilly
      @bananabreadlilly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jeffrey Fife Yes. Just yes. XD

    • @matigrace2597
      @matigrace2597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeffrey Fife well, unless they are walking with a family they would really just be hurting themselves but i still. agree and think they should be arrested/punished. because if they make the car swerve, it could hurt the people inside. 👍👍👍

    • @TooMuchTime745
      @TooMuchTime745 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeffrey Fife this is so true

    • @np7092
      @np7092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeffrey Fife Their pet should be allowed. (If they have one.)

    • @thefrankstank3404
      @thefrankstank3404 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeffums or just people who leave it in general

  • @ainsleyviets9874
    @ainsleyviets9874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Rhett and Link, 2013: if you don’t sneeze into clothing you should be arrested 2020: ...

  • @gamerdean9330
    @gamerdean9330 10 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Smoking should be banned. It's descusding The smell is horrible for kids. Like me

  • @TylerWashington
    @TylerWashington 9 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    People who leave GUM under a desk, chair, or table; OMG that is so disgusting, especially when you touch it by accident. What do you guys think their punishment should be?

    • @thelittleponycat9672
      @thelittleponycat9672 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tyler Marie™ If they are caught or ppl admit it then they should go to every desk and scrape it off

    • @LaxRocks123
      @LaxRocks123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Death by choking on that gum

    • @toughluck8012
      @toughluck8012 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They should be thrown in a pit full of other people's chewed gum

    • @TylerWashington
      @TylerWashington 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Caleb Longnecker bc the ™ symbol matched my 1st and middle name initials

    • @juliadoug3609
      @juliadoug3609 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tyler Marie™ they should be forced to chew it and swallow it

  • @phillipsturtles1236
    @phillipsturtles1236 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    Little kids screaming and kicking your seat on an airplane...

    • @Sonbo0525
      @Sonbo0525 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Typing Like You Do

    • @wassupm8545
      @wassupm8545 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're*

    • @Sonbo0525
      @Sonbo0525 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      wassupm8
      This is another one of those times where I can't tell if someone is ignorant or a troll.

    • @cressstriaton2205
      @cressstriaton2205 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wassupm8 "Little kids screaming and kicking on you are seat on an airplane" come back when you know the difference between your and you're.

    • @batt.i.tude456
      @batt.i.tude456 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am pretty sure "your" was used correctly here. You wouldn't say "kicking you are seat" so why would you use its conjunction?

  • @ellinooralahti8772
    @ellinooralahti8772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    OMG WHERE ARE THE MUGS. I'M ABOUT A MINUTE IN AND NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO MUGS. WTF.

  • @LennyTheHopeless
    @LennyTheHopeless 9 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I'm mostly a mouth breather because sometimes when I breathe from my nose it makes me feel like I keep getting less and less air and I'll suffocate. I think it's a psychological thing.

    • @taypookiemay
      @taypookiemay 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same here. I breath through my mouth mostly, and I always sleep with my mouth open. It's something I did since I was younger.

    • @MultiPhoenix06
      @MultiPhoenix06 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must be. You actually breathe more air by using your nose than using your mouth.

    • @maraboom6836
      @maraboom6836 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have the same feeling.

    • @arafluko3487
      @arafluko3487 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lenny...You're Hopeless...

    • @sylvester.6069
      @sylvester.6069 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I breathe through my nose but every once in a while I have to take a deep breath

  • @timothykimmel5579
    @timothykimmel5579 10 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    1. Smoking
    2. Drinking
    3.Discrimination
    4. Bringing kids to classy places
    5. Religion
    6. Freaking out when someone burps or farts or sneezes or coughs or yawns
    7. Spreading rumors
    8. Spam
    9. In app purchases
    10. Screaming in nonemergency situations
    11. Clapping when you talk

    • @Ninja_Bryden
      @Ninja_Bryden 10 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Forcing religion down your throat*

    • @timothykimmel5579
      @timothykimmel5579 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      NinjaBryden I think religion is harmful, period. If all the money that churches made over the years went to scientific research, we'd be far more advanced as a society than we are now. So yes, religion does a lot to harm society. Why do you need a church? Why can't you worship in your home or have gatherings in public places or something? It's all quite unnecessary.

    • @HercadosP
      @HercadosP 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I clearly see you have education. That you took up history class ^^
      The things that religion caused
      -wars
      -against scientific innovation
      -burn people
      -killings of homosexuals
      -removal of women's right
      -racism
      -genocide attacks
      -followers following the most violent book
      -anti evolution movements
      -creationism and creationists
      -new level of homophobia
      -etc. etc

    • @spencerblandford3924
      @spencerblandford3924 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      religion has been more harmful than helpful and there is tons of proof for that

    • @timothykimmel5579
      @timothykimmel5579 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      raziel11 It doesn't just affect them, though. Ever heard of secondhand smoke?

  • @Justintime_1
    @Justintime_1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    Smoking should be illegal and the punishment should be 1 month in jail for one cigarette and 1 year in jail for one pack of cigarettes.

  • @alexaann803
    @alexaann803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "You should wear the surgical masks" -Rhett Mclaughlin, astral projecting 7 years into the future into 2020

  • @ververcuterobot6074
    @ververcuterobot6074 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Things that I think people should be arrested for
    1. Slow walking in crowded hallways on purpose
    2. People telling others what to be
    3. People telling others how to look/ act/ do things
    4. People forcing religions on each other

    • @michaelgray2347
      @michaelgray2347 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes thank you

    • @failissue
      @failissue 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      so the people who had religion are all in prision yay :D

    • @ververcuterobot6074
      @ververcuterobot6074 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      white ender Not all people with religion would be in jail. It would be the people who are forcing others to believe in their religion and that is not all of them. The people who say "YOU NEED TO WORSHIP MY GOD OR THIS BAD THING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU" or "I WILL DISOWN YOU FOR NOT BEING RELIGIOUS."

    • @failissue
      @failissue 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      no the one's who said religion should be illegal :P

    • @ververcuterobot6074
      @ververcuterobot6074 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bobapes religion should not be illegal wow. It just shouldn't be thrown down people's throats.

  • @itsanimike1965
    @itsanimike1965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The Crime: chewing with your mouth wide open.
    The punishment: Constantly having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth for a year

  • @AldrenEscobia
    @AldrenEscobia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Justin Bieber should be illegal to live anywhere..

    • @AldrenEscobia
      @AldrenEscobia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mr.fox w And im sure your able to do that since your dad is Fonta Favors! OMG! NO! NO! lol :P

    • @BadAlii
      @BadAlii 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mr.fox w wtf?

    • @mateobriseno5538
      @mateobriseno5538 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is very true

    • @BadAlii
      @BadAlii 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mr.fox w im deh boss

    • @BadAlii
      @BadAlii 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      mr.fox w no im not rlly the boss but ur weird

  • @stickchaptoad2499
    @stickchaptoad2499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    yelling kids in the movie theater

    • @zatehlq345
      @zatehlq345 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      stick chap toad wait what happens to kids

    • @MrPAULONEAL
      @MrPAULONEAL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who would yell "kids" in a movie theater?

    • @TheWeltandmelt
      @TheWeltandmelt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well you cant yell fire, so you have to be able to yell something else

    • @liamalyrd2227
      @liamalyrd2227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Agree

    • @nickt0895
      @nickt0895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paul O'Neal ikr

  • @anna-racquelperez1500
    @anna-racquelperez1500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    my biggest pet peve is when people spoil movies and books, especially on purpose. it's awful. they should get sentenced to never being able to read or watch a movie without a huge spoiler

    • @deezaster6010
      @deezaster6010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree
      So much

    • @carolgarza1423
      @carolgarza1423 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me to!!!

    • @malkies6341
      @malkies6341 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Anna-Racquel Perez Glenn dies

    • @thomasanonymous998
      @thomasanonymous998 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Malkie s not yet

    • @redin321
      @redin321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Anna-Racquel Perez My Biggest Pet Peev Is When People Step On Your Shoes While Walking

  • @janecankill8813
    @janecankill8813 9 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    When Rhett said he was 6'7 I was like "Holy crap he's tall!!"

  • @MichaelPowell1337
    @MichaelPowell1337 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Illegal things should include:
    Talking at the movies,
    Going on your phone/mobile device while at the movies,
    Talking over people just because,
    Eating that last cookie. Seriously. Who does that? I wanted that cookie.

    • @NarwhalCrewQuitYT
      @NarwhalCrewQuitYT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But, if it's illegal to eat the last cookie, you wouldn't be able to eat it!

    • @MichaelPowell1337
      @MichaelPowell1337 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      >_>
      Good point...

    • @spellgirlkittys6589
      @spellgirlkittys6589 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U have to put a note with your name on it on the cookie or put broccoli in the last cookie and say, the green bits are m'ms. And give that cookie to someone XD

    • @GabzitoHD
      @GabzitoHD 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max White Yeah, for every cookie party there would be one cookie left over. The earth would be flooded with cookies.

    • @SharonYangZeFluffyWolf
      @SharonYangZeFluffyWolf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I wanted that cookie too :(

  • @raeclair1373
    @raeclair1373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Being rude to people who work in customer service!
    They should then be forced to work customer service for free after their regular job ends.

    • @uuurettererreeeer
      @uuurettererreeeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dale Morgan ok dude lmao

    • @sack1036
      @sack1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if they didn't know?

  • @lghtmn6000
    @lghtmn6000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    *Sneezing:*
    Your heart stops for a second and you shoot germs at 70-100 miles per hour.
    *Reaction:* People around you say "God bless you" or "Oh, poor thing".
    *Farting:*
    Releasing methane gasses that feel good and is good for your health.
    *Reaction:* People get the f*ck out of your way and won't date you for their life.
    What the heck?

    • @FroggyDoo
      @FroggyDoo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well farts smell bad, and anything coming out of your butt is something people don't want to get close to.

    • @lghtmn6000
      @lghtmn6000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, pretty much anything is dirtier than a toilet seat and everyone craps and farts anyway.

    • @Goodrice97
      @Goodrice97 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It doesn't really come out at 70-100 mph, more around 20-50 mph, it was tested on mythbusters, there were explosions.

    • @iKennectz
      @iKennectz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You also shoot shit particles out of your ass when you fart which can cause pinkeye and stuff like that

    • @lghtmn6000
      @lghtmn6000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What the hell, Rich.
      What the hell.

  • @SuperGrahamh
    @SuperGrahamh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    1) Nachos with too much cheese.
    2) Nachos with too much chips.
    3) google+

    • @danabell122
      @danabell122 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @captainbjrk2872
      @captainbjrk2872 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where do you live where you get too much cheese on your nachos?!?! I live in a world where cheese is endangered and nachos is a serving of chips!

    • @bonk6163
      @bonk6163 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      +1

    • @Caseyf9andpinkpony
      @Caseyf9andpinkpony 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen

    • @elmoisdrugged96
      @elmoisdrugged96 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck yea old youtube

  • @weddingtable3501
    @weddingtable3501 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    i think why there is 2 parking spot and some guy parks in the middle they should be arrested

    • @angelrain7295
      @angelrain7295 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

    • @adenshalala3514
      @adenshalala3514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      M pretty sure that IS illegal.....

    • @ilovedogs10000000000
      @ilovedogs10000000000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually it isn't. While it can frustrate people, and cause road rage it is not illegal... at least where i live

    • @danielmolineux3644
      @danielmolineux3644 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if they are blind and can't see the parking spot? You can't discriminate!

    • @angelrain7295
      @angelrain7295 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Molineux why the hell would a blind person be driving? They couldn't see the other cars

  • @lordcosby6364
    @lordcosby6364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    People who park next to you in an open parking lot where they can park anywhere.

    • @ponchophyllis
      @ponchophyllis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yesssss

    • @EyeDewDie
      @EyeDewDie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is safer to park near other cars in a parking lot.

  • @drwhygiveacrap9682
    @drwhygiveacrap9682 10 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Not flushing a public toilet, community service or 7 to 10 years in prison

    • @dandy7555
      @dandy7555 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @ClaireandGrace
      @ClaireandGrace 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or they have to clean out portable toilets with their toothbrushes!

    • @Pinkjem100
      @Pinkjem100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then use the toothbrush to brush their teeth! >:3

    • @ClaireandGrace
      @ClaireandGrace 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect

    • @drwhygiveacrap9682
      @drwhygiveacrap9682 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The internet, giving better laws since whenever the fuck we wanted

  • @savvylovexx
    @savvylovexx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Loud chewers
    Punishment: you can't have your favorite food for 5 years

    • @stavvo
      @stavvo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bruh i wouldn't survive

    • @savvylovexx
      @savvylovexx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't chew loud lol

    • @stavvo
      @stavvo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      if the punishment's gonna be that then no way.

    • @swanikarl
      @swanikarl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chewing with an open mouth should be punished because that's something people actually can prevent doing! If you chew with your mouth closed and it makes noise it's actually something you can't change, just like link 😄

    • @morganrenny
      @morganrenny 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Link is a loud chewer though because he has a mouth disorder :(

  • @pixymae
    @pixymae 10 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    People who send aggressively sexual or overly rude messages on social media websites should be arrested and forced to read their comments to their mothers/grandmothers.

    • @EyeOfAnger
      @EyeOfAnger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      So you want to basically arrest 70% of the internet.

    • @pixymae
      @pixymae 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jack AngryEye Well I figure once the first 40% gets it people might get the hint to knock it off :3

    • @catboyfriend
      @catboyfriend 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What if they are an orphan

    • @mohamedomran6211
      @mohamedomran6211 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      aggressively sexual or overly rude rude? there's also trolls

    • @TheAlpacaAlliance
      @TheAlpacaAlliance 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jack AngryEye More like 90%

  • @heavenlomotey6358
    @heavenlomotey6358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The rule for saving seats should be if the people are not there you can't save a seat for them but if they went to the bathroom or to get snacks or something like that they are able to save a seat for them

  • @shatter4919
    @shatter4919 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    People who park over the line. So they basically take up two parking spaces, since no one can get in the other. Sooo frustrating

    • @snowking907
      @snowking907 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ….thats actually illegal

    • @SnugglyProductions
      @SnugglyProductions 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      snowking907 Its different for different states,places, countries, etc.

    • @shatter4919
      @shatter4919 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      snowking907
      then I wish someone would enforce it!

    • @Solarjolt
      @Solarjolt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One time I saw a Mustang take FOUR SPACES at a mall.

    • @benissocoolike
      @benissocoolike 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SOLARJOLT I saw a motorcycle taking two spaces

  • @samuel6864
    @samuel6864 9 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Parents that let their kids go bananas in stores!

    • @Strides111
      @Strides111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bumbiou Wall Hypocrites with bad grammar.

    • @Strides111
      @Strides111 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was joking in the first comment. But you still forgot a full stop.

    • @TheOlim01
      @TheOlim01 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bumbiou Wall and you spelt parents wrong

    • @samuel6864
      @samuel6864 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did :)

    • @timothytraveller9044
      @timothytraveller9044 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bumbiou Wall People who use spell check part time and come up with your sentence... ;-)

  • @kittie_sugar
    @kittie_sugar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Things you should be arrested for in my opinion:
    1. Bigotry
    2. Homophobia
    3. Bullying
    4. Littering (this includes defecation)
    5. Prejudice
    6. Hate
    7. Intolerance
    8. Lying!

    • @blizzman16
      @blizzman16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't think some of these would work XD, such as the tolerance paradox, if you do not tolerate bigotry etc, then isn't that being intolerant? Also a lot of these go against free speech, people can think whatever they want as long as they don't hurt anyone.

    • @Bluestb2100
      @Bluestb2100 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is bigotry

    • @apersonwhowantsacamera4072
      @apersonwhowantsacamera4072 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if we couldn't hate and lie society would fall apart and think about it , we have ALL lied once in our life you cant live without lying and we cant live without hating and no we cant change its in human physiology

    • @blizzman16
      @blizzman16 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jposter John I agree, but people will think what they want, and there is nothing much we can do about it, it's ok to have an opinion, but when homophobes get in the way of people's basic rights, like marriage or being able to love who you want it's very wrong.

    • @spushii
      @spushii 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I disagree with
      "Hate"
      and
      "Lying"
      For Hate:
      Someone murdered my best friend and his wife, and is not being brought to justice, but if i hate him, I will go to jail.
      For Lying:
      Example 1: Santa, All all other mythical figures.
      Example 2: "Shhhh.. you're not gonna die.. You'll be okay!!"
      I completely agree with the rest of your list. And I hope you have a Good Mythical Morning! :3
      (always wanted to say that)

  • @marcellomarelli5904
    @marcellomarelli5904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I think leaving cigarettes on the ground should be illegal

    • @spooniejusticewarrior
      @spooniejusticewarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It already is. It's considered littering.

    • @jade8910
      @jade8910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spooniejusticewarrior Apparently it's not enforced enough, if it's still so prevalent. I swear some bins need to be monitored for offenders.

    • @sack1036
      @sack1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But why?

  • @ilubmiself
    @ilubmiself 11 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1. teachers not having nose tissue so the students just sit there and suffer
    2. people chewing with their mouth open
    3. smoking indoors or outside with children under 18
    4. people that blast music in their cars,houses or public lots
    5.sagging pants
    6. people that wear clothes too small
    7. being loud and obnoxious in public
    8. that one person that everyone hates is always talking even when people have nicley asked them to silence
    9. having too much skin show at formal occasions
    10. picking on the elderly,young children or disabled

    • @3Musicz
      @3Musicz 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disagree with the short cloths. sometimes you just need those girls in skimpy outfits to boost your day :)

    • @mrstutz3333
      @mrstutz3333 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * children under 18?? can u be a child 'over' 18? lol

    • @DefinitelyNotCIA
      @DefinitelyNotCIA 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tl;dr "I am special flower, and things that annoy me should be prosecuted by law."

    • @TheMichelleChristine
      @TheMichelleChristine 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Megan Maldonado I think a good solution would be what my teachers did when I was a kid. They put kleenex on the school supply list. Every kid brought a box. Then you could bring one more for extra credit. The teacher then had a stock of about 50 boxes for the school year.

    • @tobyturnerwhovian5590
      @tobyturnerwhovian5590 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed

  • @jojosmooth
    @jojosmooth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    1) War
    2) Weapons
    3) Stock Market
    4) Junk food
    5) Soft Drinks
    6) Family Guy and all the other MacFarlane's awful stuff

    • @MrDespification
      @MrDespification 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You are just begging for hate XD

    • @jojosmooth
      @jojosmooth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hank Hill :) Probably...I would not be too surprised. ;)

    • @Sordxyx
      @Sordxyx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      1> War < lol imposibble but if it were nice
      2) weapons without em we would be killed by animals wolf bears alot more

    • @KillerReplayZ
      @KillerReplayZ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** xD Love Your Responses! xD

    • @isabellabloedorn2134
      @isabellabloedorn2134 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jojosmooth Dude You Are Ridicules Banning Junk Food And Soft Drinks Really I Means Its Not Good For You But That's So Stupid And War As If All The Country Leaders Are Retards Who Want To Fight And With Out Weapons Most Americans Would Die Easily And Lastly Family Guy Is Just A Stupid Show Get Over It

  • @rayamat01
    @rayamat01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm 6'4" and I slouch in my seat at the movies to be considerate but the second you start kicking my seat I'll sit straight up and make sure you can't see shit. Trust me I've done it quite a few times

  • @ems8435
    @ems8435 8 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    People Crossing the road while looking at their phone not being aware of drivers😐x

    • @jesusper4994
      @jesusper4994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Natural selection

    • @alyssapendleton
      @alyssapendleton 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My cousin ran over a girl from doing that she was on her phone not paying attention and she was too short so he couldn't see her

    • @theodahviing
      @theodahviing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All Pokémon go players.

    • @Knight0fPurity
      @Knight0fPurity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And drivers that like to text and drive :P Oh wait... it is. People still do :(

    • @Ashy022
      @Ashy022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you should just hit them that will teach them a lesson

  • @rominagaribay4798
    @rominagaribay4798 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    So basically
    1:no riding with your family/friends at amusement parks
    2:can't watch a movie with your family/friends
    3:cut your legs off because your too tall
    4:no sneezing
    5:when your sick make sure you can breath through your nose cause if not cause you'll be arrested
    6:I'm pretty sure that's already a law (in Canada)
    My laws
    1:no racism
    2:no drug dealing (unless it's a prescription)
    3:no drinking
    4:no sexism
    5: and more that I can't think of this very second

    • @nathansaunders7975
      @nathansaunders7975 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man, I wish that #6 was illegal in Canada

    • @WhutADrag
      @WhutADrag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about people who fight for "equality" by generalizing people opposite of them (IE blacks generalizing whites, gays generalizing straights, athiests generalizing religion, women generalizing men, etc etc) as hateful creatures and saying that the people they're fighting for should be higher up than the opposite? (IE using "you can't hit a girl" as a way to cheat your way into becoming like a queen) By the way in no way is this comment meant to put down those groups, as I fall into quite a few attacked groups. Just kind of irks me when people flaunt it about and then get angry at someone else for doing the same thing... Probably one of my biggest pet peeves...

    • @stilljust-me2795
      @stilljust-me2795 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drug dealing is illegal, and no drinking is going to be very, very hard, other than that, yeah.

    • @kendallsteele1128
      @kendallsteele1128 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly doing stuff with your family shouldn't be illegal.. If you seriously feel that way you need help..

    • @SanikraindoomXD
      @SanikraindoomXD 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beer actually has 13 substances critical to human life

  • @trash2.032
    @trash2.032 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    1) Pushing your beliefs onto someone, it's okay to believe what you want, but making someone else, no, just, no (Punishment: Getting hit in the face with war and peace, hardcover, 5 times)
    2) Limiting the rights of others based on sex, gender (yes there is a difference), race, religion etc... (Punishment: Standing naked in public for 3 hours or more)

    • @aquariohawkeye
      @aquariohawkeye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well if you believe that pushing your beliefs on someone should be illegal wouldn't that be pushing your beliefs on others? Also "sex" and "gender" are the same thing, no difference unless you mean the other meaning of sex and you are inferring that someone is limiting the rights of others by how well they have sex.

    • @trash2.032
      @trash2.032 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1) Touche (I can't so the thing on top of the e)
      2) Sex: How you are born physically, more of whether or not you have a vagina, penis, or both
      Gender: What you perceive yourself as, you could be born a male but be transgender and see yourself as a female, make sense?

    • @inuyasha54325
      @inuyasha54325 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jane Cui i thought you meant being gay or straight.

    • @trash2.032
      @trash2.032 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that too

    • @trash2.032
      @trash2.032 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then what does it mean for someone to be transgender?

  • @larrycoolervines4709
    @larrycoolervines4709 9 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    School bully's shoud be arrested

    • @5327indarkness
      @5327indarkness 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      larry cooler vines I agree with this and cyber bullies should be arrested as well

    • @kieveyfogdog6955
      @kieveyfogdog6955 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      larry cooler vines i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve grand theft auto v 5

    • @pierreperras9598
      @pierreperras9598 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Man, it will not change a thing.

    • @davidp8495
      @davidp8495 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In my Country it is already illegal to Bully in school

    • @Bumpus07
      @Bumpus07 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which country do you live in

  • @DebzLife
    @DebzLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    *_"people who sneeze openly should be arrested"_*
    *_ahh yes they predicted, 2020.. in a nutshell.._*

  • @HiTechAddict
    @HiTechAddict 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    If anything should be illegal, it should be these two guys making videos.

    • @nadahetfield2988
      @nadahetfield2988 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEIR VIDEOS DONT WATCH IT!!!
      Stop posting bad comments about them if dont like them!!!
      ITS SO ANNOYING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @RsgDragon
      @RsgDragon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hes right thats just stupid and I just WATCHed this!!!

    • @rebeccasnow7078
      @rebeccasnow7078 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It should be illegal to capitalize an entire comment.

    • @HiTechAddict
      @HiTechAddict 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EzioAuditore1 Are you like 5?

    • @PokemonMysteryX
      @PokemonMysteryX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If it's not what you think, you should be able to tell in about the first ten seconds, leave, and not have to make a comment, which gives you extra time to find videos you do find entertaining. Likewise, to the people out there who act like super fanboys and ragequit at any negativity, you guys can simply ignore it; all you do is fuel the fire, since the majority of people who spout negative comments are trolls, and thus all you're doing is exactly what they want you to do: give them a reaction they find funny. Point is, just ignore negativity and try not to spout it yourself: it wastes time for yourself, and to the people who want to participate in conversations that actually elaborate on the video at hand, rather than comments stating how you hate the guys for whatever reason that nobody really cares about. Note that I am not trying to insult anybody here, so if I offend anybody in any way, I'm sorry, I was just trying to make a point

  • @Sp33dyStallion
    @Sp33dyStallion 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Slurping obnoxiously loud; punishment is to be slapped with a thousand wet noodles.

    • @lottieh.4100
      @lottieh.4100 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @toyhawkman
      @toyhawkman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Russell Rosello Slurping in eastern countries such as Asian countries is polite .-.

  • @monsieurboks
    @monsieurboks 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My list
    1)Phrases or sayings such as "Black Market" that associate the colour black with evil/crime
    2)People who believe that they are superior to you simply because they are slightly older
    3)Random stop and searches on minors

    • @ProcessHF
      @ProcessHF 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You don't have to consent to a search if you're a minor. You have the same right to deny searches as an adult.

    • @ballkans
      @ballkans 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabe Newell Depends in what country,not all countries have the same laws

    • @monsieurboks
      @monsieurboks 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the UK, if a police officer requests a search, it's irrefutable

    • @ZieSpiralOut
      @ZieSpiralOut 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy shit! my friend and i were going to write a book about number one called the black jellybean...... its soo true btw

    • @therealr0bert
      @therealr0bert 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cheesewizzer That's not even close to being an actual fact. Age and intelligence stop being related about the time you reach adulthood.

  • @tabbalee9
    @tabbalee9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    People who chew with their mouth open need to be arrested (unless they have a cold).

    • @BestesDoggo
      @BestesDoggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They shall have no mercy

  • @kevinocta9716
    @kevinocta9716 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You should have to put the poop back in the dog.

    • @HeroLegend555
      @HeroLegend555 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my God dude, this is the best comment on here!! xD

  • @Jerkwad152
    @Jerkwad152 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Screaming, unruly children in stores should be required by law to wear muzzles and leashes.

    • @lukezachary14
      @lukezachary14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would u like it if I did that to u BICH?

    • @Jerkwad152
      @Jerkwad152 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Luke Zachary
      Hmm...judging by the (lacking)quality of your English, I'd say you're one of those children.

    • @Cuboid72
      @Cuboid72 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they are human the youth of the world don't fuck them up or there will be more Miley Cyrus

    • @MustLoveDuck
      @MustLoveDuck 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's just messed up... You don't put a muzzle on a child...

    • @Jerkwad152
      @Jerkwad152 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rebecca Birmingham
      It's not great, but it sure beats the alternative. :3

  • @HighTechRedneck9
    @HighTechRedneck9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    1.) DUCK FACES! Freaking annoying... Punishment: Banned from website for a full 3 weeks
    2.) CONSTANT SELFIES! I mean, like, *June 4th, 2014, **9:04** AM* Bob posted a picture of himself! *June 4th, 2014, **9:09** am* Bob posted a picture of himself! (Continues ALL DAY) Punishment: Banned from website for full 24 hours
    3.) SPAM! Punishment: banned from place for full 24 hours
    4.) People who open stuff that's not theirs!! I'm a big fan of Video Game Memorabilia, so I'll get an action figure from Halo or something, well, I'll go into the store, and get a Halo mystery figure pack, only to find that someone opened a pack, and only took the weapon, head, arm, or something! I mean, WHY!?!?!? Just... Buy the thing, AND GET OUT! Good God! Punishment: Banned from store for 1 week.
    4.) Peeping Toms! Hate it when my neighbor gets a guy looking through his daughters window, and I think "Are they gonna go to MY window? (Luckily, my dog made sure the guy looking through my window won't be back anytime soon!) Punishment: Jail for a full 3 days
    5.) Giving an assignment that will take you 5 days, and only giving you a day! Punishment: Giving you 10 hours to complete a 2 day long assignment
    6.) Sagging pants! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR BUTT CRACK OR FREAKING SPIDERMAN UNDERPANTS! I mean, I'll be walking down the street, and see a kid with his pants at knee level! Punishment: Have kid walk around in his underpants, unless he needs a belt, but doesn't have one!
    7.) Sex in a bathroom! I'll go to wal*mart, need to crap, then in the stall, there's a couple having sex! I mean, COME ON! ESPECIALLY in Gas Station bathrooms! When there's only one toilet for guys, and the doors locked while the couple has sex. Punishment: BANNED FROM PLACE FOR FULL WEEK, AND JAIL FOR 3 DAYS!

  • @thestrangefishlikeentity9967
    @thestrangefishlikeentity9967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I get terrible, terrible hay fever, so sometimes I will either breath through my mouth or DIE OF ASPHYXIATION.
    Thank you

  • @pocus9996
    @pocus9996 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    1) The Kardashians
    2) Racists in the world, not just the us, but the entire world
    3) people against gay guys or lesbians (note i am not either)
    4) bringing kids under the age of 7 into a movie theater or on an airplane
    5) tv shows that will make at least a brain cell die every time you watch (i'm talking to you cartoon network and disney)
    6) selfies and duckfaces
    7) free credit score scams
    8) any gun bigger than a pistol or any gun that can hold over 20 bullets (except to the army)

    • @UnitedMuhim
      @UnitedMuhim 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would you rather leave your kids with a babysitter when you go on holidays

    • @connorfoley8114
      @connorfoley8114 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im against gay marrige...

    • @kyleyoudontneedtoknow2328
      @kyleyoudontneedtoknow2328 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah rule 8 there buddy? Why do the big guns need to be outlawed? It is the people that are murdering people, guns are simply a tool, tools are available just about anywhere...

    • @cryptobaker8720
      @cryptobaker8720 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Connor Foley How does 2 people of the same sex that you have no affiliation with getting married affect you?

    • @Drakenar68425
      @Drakenar68425 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kyle YouDontNeedToKnow They have a point on number 8 though. Which would be easier to do, hunt down each individual person, or just get rid of the guns all together? Because if you just get rid of the guns all together, you don't have to worry about people making bad choices in the first place.

  • @cinderblockstudios
    @cinderblockstudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everyone is a mouth breather if they have a cold.

  • @kira0080
    @kira0080 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Something that is legal that should be illegal, ummm you forgot the most important one. Cigarettes.

    • @realNASMR
      @realNASMR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I believe that every individual is naturally entitled to do as he pleases with himself and the fruits of his labor, so far as it in no way interferes with any other man's rights." -Abraham Lincoln
      I'll take Lincoln's side on this one.

    • @kira0080
      @kira0080 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NightwingASMR And I agree thats why I want weed to be legalized. But cigaretts are one of the biggest killers in the U.S and even the world and they are very dangerous to those around them(2nd hand smoke). They do nothing beneficial in any way and are crazy addictive. they dont get u high or drunk. They are just poison that companies use to make money and cause millions of deaths every year. There are some things that just shouldnt be allowed to be sold or made, and cigs are one of them.

    • @realNASMR
      @realNASMR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I realize all that, however, regardless of the negative aspects, should it be made illegal for that? If that is the case, then why don't we just ban soda completely? Doctors recommend that you NEVER drink soda, as it only negatively impacts your health and offers no benefit whatsoever. Obviously, soda is alot less harmful than cigarettes, but regardless of their varying degrees of danger, my point is that enacting legislation against one's God-given right to do whatever they want to their own body, so long as it isn't to the expense of others own rights, is stepping past Government's intended purpose. If you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. I don't condone it, but I have no right to say you can't, and neither do the legislators.

    • @T1PA7K
      @T1PA7K 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      kira0080 really ive done some research on smoking for a school essay and i ended founding out that even knowing the amount of cemicals in one they have also been known to be able to stop obesity and i also found out alot of the lung cancer patients alot of them arnt smokers and dosnt hang around them most governments end up blaming smoking

    • @kira0080
      @kira0080 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wil demko Are u trying to say smoking cigarettes stops obesity...even tho obesity is one of the biggest problems in the US. IF that ridiculous statement had any basis then with the amount of people that smoke, obesity wouldnt be much of a problem since millions of people smoke. Besides government makes money off of tobacco they dont put blame on tobacco for anything, they blame marijuana. And yes cigaretts do cause lung cancer. Doesnt mean that u only get lung cancer from smoking cigaretts but its the biggest cause of it.

  • @AhmadO5k
    @AhmadO5k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I am really tall I am the tallest in my school and usually I like to sit in the back or edge to make the rest of the students see

    • @anissamorris7852
      @anissamorris7852 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same

    • @domi-chan2349
      @domi-chan2349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I ended up getting asked to move even though i had asked her if i was okay their...

    • @BornToBeWyld
      @BornToBeWyld 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Domi-chan Okay (with) their what?

    • @motherless3634
      @motherless3634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i think she meant "there"

    • @BornToBeWyld
      @BornToBeWyld 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SnowDays Ahh, right :)

  • @fhoman4263
    @fhoman4263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    It's not my fault that I'm tall.

    • @fhoman4263
      @fhoman4263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But I agree with the open sneezers. My brother yanks his arm up at the last second when he sneezes and it's disgusting. And one of my friends sneezes open (at least my brother actually covers his mouth) and it is GROSSSSS!!!! And it's rude and also disgusting to sneeze into your hand.

    • @fhoman4263
      @fhoman4263 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Psyta atysP Are you from that video? And technically, I can't control my height. It's just genetics. (

    • @psytaatysp2564
      @psytaatysp2564 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      just mocking certain people who reason the same way with certain other things ;) it was just a joke

    • @fhoman4263
      @fhoman4263 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Psyta atysP Whatever.

    • @fhoman4263
      @fhoman4263 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Psyta atysP I probably took that too seriously.

  • @hellokittygamer07
    @hellokittygamer07 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The mouth breather is crazy! I know i never feel comfortable breathing through my nose. Its not like i come up right in your face and blow my breath on you. lol

  • @francislegarde7562
    @francislegarde7562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I have asthma I have to sometimes breath through my mouth

  • @bluebell560
    @bluebell560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That moment when you watch a recent gmm video then you start getting old gmm videos in your recommended and you end up falling down a rabbit hole of old gmm and just having a great time being nostalgic.

  • @Koshaan
    @Koshaan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    people breathing thru their nose while its half blocked and it makes a whistling noise.

  • @ekramer1030
    @ekramer1030 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Huh. If Rhett is that tall, then Link is reasonably over six foot.

    • @alonso2smooth413
      @alonso2smooth413 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Big men

    • @DupreeBlosch
      @DupreeBlosch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rhett is 6''7 Link is 6''0

    • @maryannleshaj8573
      @maryannleshaj8573 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dupree Blosch link cant be 6 ft mabye 6"4

    • @DupreeBlosch
      @DupreeBlosch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mary-Ann Leshaj
      He said in a video he's 6"0

    • @Lithrus_
      @Lithrus_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mary-Ann Leshaj Leg length makes a difference too. Not only sitting height. When you sit, it only accounts for the body above your legs.

  • @Meekerextreme
    @Meekerextreme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1) Seat kickers - Modern theaters they have lots of room no need to kick the back of my seat I'm not kicking the one in front of me.
    3) Seat pullers - These are the people on airplanes that feel they need to grab your seat with both hands and pull their butt of their seat to get out during the flight. I have never once touched a seat in front of me to get out. Show respect as being yanked back and then shot forward is not fun. I've had my head grabbed, to which I slammed my head back on their hand to which I heard OUCH. I have also been known to pull my seat forward and and they go to seat down I quickly jab it backwards hitting them in the head.
    4) Leaving your shopping cart in the middle of the isle as if you live in Zombiland.
    5) People that don't know how to use round-a-bouts which are becoming more common in the US but yet no one knows how to use them.
    6) Merging lanes - Speed up, turn blinker on watch your mirrors and merge into the flow of traffic.
    7) Acceptance of Merging - This is from the other point of view from #6. Yous ee someone NEEDS to merge in on the interstate or whatever road it is let them in don't block them after all your int he slow lane so you should expect people to merge from your left (to get off the roadway) and right (to get onto roadway). If that bothers you then be in the other lane.
    8) Leaving Dogs out to bark - this goes to some of my neighbors who think leaving their dogs out while they are at work is cute and needed probably should not own dogs in neighborhoods. Having to listen to your dog daily had be buying rat poison which is an expense I didn't need.
    9) Using Proper Door - Most large stores clearly post EXIT or ENTRANCE on their doors. Don't give me an odd look when you are coming in what clearly is the EXIT door with your redneck family as if this is the first time you have been out shopping in your life.
    10) Learning to park - Do you need to park on a diagonal in a straight spot? If you have that hard of a time parking then you need to park in the rear or better yet not be driving. How do you think your doors get dinged, scratched and/or a mirror knocked off?
    I'll leave them to decide the punishments...

    • @grasshopperlucca
      @grasshopperlucca 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn your comment is looooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnng

  • @AldenRogers
    @AldenRogers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Should be illegal for a politician lie... proven 3+ times should result in removal from whatever public office that is, whether it is the local water authority, or president of the usa, immediate removal is necessary.

    • @EyeDewDie
      @EyeDewDie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But then we wouldn't have any politicians.....

  • @wasabiloose
    @wasabiloose 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    People who leave their shopping carts out in the parking lot.

    • @Meekerextreme
      @Meekerextreme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then have the cart return at the beginning of each isle instead of randomly placed which most times seems to be in the rear of the lot not even close by. Or do the European method and you have to pay to unlock a cart and you get the money back when you return the cart.

    • @anafeliciano902
      @anafeliciano902 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I KNOW RIGHT. DRIVE TO PATHMARK AND BY THE TIME YOU COME BACK THERE'S A SHOPPING CART HITTING YOUR CAR.

    • @Kay24swag
      @Kay24swag 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't agree more

    • @applejack6475
      @applejack6475 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom has a fear of shopping carts hitting the car now because twice in the same week, the car was hit by a lone shopping cart in the parking lot!

  • @Zoid1000MC
    @Zoid1000MC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have a solution for the tall people sitting in front of you in the movie theatre thing:
    Have the seats higher than the seats below, but have it far enough away so people don't rest their feet on it.

  • @jordimorgan3561
    @jordimorgan3561 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I used to ride the train and a lady told the conductor (who was trying to help me find a seat) that I couldn't sit next to her, because that's where her purse was sitting. It was the only vacant seat on the train. He ended up making her move her purse. Then I had to sit next to that lady for four hours. :/

  • @notowen__8667
    @notowen__8667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The person who sits in front of you in a empty movie theater

  • @lebonk5393
    @lebonk5393 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    People should get in trouble for standing in the middle of a hallway and not moving; this is most common with teenaged girls standing in their little circles SMACK DAB in the MIDDLE of the FUCKING HALLWAY

    • @kieraperry6228
      @kieraperry6228 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES.

    • @lebonk5393
      @lebonk5393 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I ran into (quite literally) some people doing this today, and they say, "You could just go around," so I say, "Well, you can move the circle somewhere else," and they, again, say, "Well you can just go around," to which I reply, "You see, that's just it. I shouldn't have to."

    • @nintendawesome
      @nintendawesome 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      yah that or blocking the whole hallway and walking REALLY slow

    • @lebonk5393
      @lebonk5393 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      nintendawesome
      EXACTLY!!! I'm walking back from lunch and they're walking slowly in a line that spans the whole hallway and it's like WALK FASTER!!!

    • @hse-eh9mg
      @hse-eh9mg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just throw pencils at them untill they move.

  • @jessicawarner3889
    @jessicawarner3889 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I hate those people who would get things out of the freezers at the store, and when they decide they put it back, they'll put it anywhere other than the freezers.

    • @orangeflame568
      @orangeflame568 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ardon Platt I'm pretty sure that counts as property damage, and the store could spend money to sue if they wanted to, but the cost of the lawsuit would be greater than the cost of the food, thus why bother.

  • @darthsidious6380
    @darthsidious6380 8 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    In my movie theater, there are reserved seats. You buy the ticket which is also has the seat number on it.

    • @mathiaspedersen4185
      @mathiaspedersen4185 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yea same here

    • @jamesmcdunn2628
      @jamesmcdunn2628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marcus cinema theater is the best. It has assigned seats, so no seat savers, and recliners that are so soft you can sleep in them.

    • @jeefrcno4769
      @jeefrcno4769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Rad Reptilian ya that's were I go

    • @danielvangerven
      @danielvangerven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same but for some reason people decide to choose the seats around me in an empty cinema

    • @kyleecopter1160
      @kyleecopter1160 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel van Gerven mk

  • @tarynwallace6155
    @tarynwallace6155 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Also people who change their. Babies diaper ON THE TABLE IN A RESTAURANT!!!!

    • @Warwallaby
      @Warwallaby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i'm having a hard time believing this has EVER happened!! did you see this??

    • @gav6189
      @gav6189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That happens?

    • @zatehlq345
      @zatehlq345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amy Reade tbh it sounds really specific towards a certain person. i can imagine them adding “SHhHHHANNNOOOoON!”

    • @AliceInWonderland666
      @AliceInWonderland666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol my mom's name is shannon and she had to do that once with my baby cousin🤣😂🤣

    • @IrmaU94
      @IrmaU94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea just leave your children in a poopy diaper if the restaurant doesnt provide changing spaces!..........

  • @wildjonesey
    @wildjonesey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1. people who don't signal turns and/or lane changes on a busy road. like, if you're in the middle of the country and nobody is around then go ahead and swerve all over the dang street for all i care, but when there are other vehicles and pedestrians around you, you have to let them know what you're doing. when you're driving a car you are responsible not only for your own life, but for the safety of the surrounding individuals, be they in your car with you or in other cars or walking down the street.
    2. people who stick their chewed gum under things. is it really that hard to stand up and walk a few feet to a garbage can to spit out your gum? if you stick gum under anywhere, under a chair or under a table, there is a 100% chance that my hands will find it. you could even take a piece of paper and spit your gum in there and throw it out later!

    • @wildjonesey
      @wildjonesey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** PIGS HAVE MORE MANNERS THAN THAT

  • @skullytheskeletonboy2542
    @skullytheskeletonboy2542 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    when people don't even get the chance to know you, and they judge you like no tomorrow. IT JUST BOTHERS ME SO MUCH!

  • @jacobsilcoff
    @jacobsilcoff 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    People that think it's okay to litter cigarette butts, especially like three feet away from an ash tray. Those people shouldn't be aloud to buy tobacco, and to satisfy their addiction should only be allowed to smoke tobacco they found from littered cigarette butts.

    • @reagancdavis
      @reagancdavis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Preach it!!! I agree all the way!!👌

    • @milmaxleo7268
      @milmaxleo7268 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @bobismom7
    @bobismom7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's not always possible to internalize a sneeze or cough but you can always be aware of the direction you are doing it in.

  • @jackofallspades98
    @jackofallspades98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    People who leave their dogs barking all the time, especially through the night.

    • @knuxtoastOFroblox
      @knuxtoastOFroblox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Punishment: sleep with someone who snores loudly for a few days

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We have to take our dogs indoors or keep them in if they start barking. Usually stops after a short while.

    • @phaizer2005
      @phaizer2005 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm up in Ottawa, On, Canada, and if the police are called over a duration of repeated events, the owner can be charged with a noise bylaw infraction or public disturbance, resulting in fines.

    • @nikitagibbs9859
      @nikitagibbs9859 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jackofallspades98 same where I live it’s a huge problem and the pet control and police don’t do anything

    • @masekiibo
      @masekiibo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OH MY GOSH PEOPLE CANT CONTROL IF THEIR DOG WANTS TO BARK ARE YOU DUMB ITS NOT LIKE THE CAN TRANQUILLISE THEM OR SOMETHING 🤦🏾‍♀️smh

  • @rheides
    @rheides 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Things that I hate and should be illegal
    1. Omegle
    2. Racism
    3. Homophobics
    4. Bullying
    5. People trying to change your belief or tradition (seriously dont be a dick, its the way people grew up their whole life. dont try to manipulate them to follow your opinion)
    6. Sexism
    7. Smoking or drug use

    • @rheides
      @rheides 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      there are alot of stuffed up people on it however *****

    • @rheides
      @rheides 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. I'm allowed to believe whatever I want to and you can't change that. Mind your own business if you're going to complain about religion.

    • @rheides
      @rheides 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      People who complain about what other people do or believe in only works if they're concerned about them.. if you're going to constantly harass me about my decisions then don't bother trying. Religion has been around since the earliest of civilisation. if you see religion as a crime, that's your opinion i can't change that. Thank you

    • @rheides
      @rheides 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      well what you are doing is classified as abuse, as I'm clearly stating to stop commenting its also classified as spam. i have all rights to remove them. I'm not enforcing religion on you or anybody else and i never have, i did not start this 'Argument' but i will end it... either you stop or this will keep continuing to your hearts contend

    • @israel984
      @israel984 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @sebastianbednarek9704
    @sebastianbednarek9704 9 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    5:58 what if you don't have any arms or even shoulders?😓

    • @qqNai
      @qqNai 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dud, this video was published 2 years ago. But I have to say, you have a point

    • @qqNai
      @qqNai 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Dude

    • @sophiaz6833
      @sophiaz6833 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then they'd have bigger problems

    • @annakim3978
      @annakim3978 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then how did u comment?
      Think about that.

    • @callmesubby
      @callmesubby 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A.n.n.a B.a.e they weren't speaking for themselves there smart one

  • @brianf7626
    @brianf7626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Crime: "Sagging" your pants intentionally to look cool.
    Punishment: Forced to "sag" in a prison for a day. Kids will learn real quick what "sagging" is really all about.

    • @buffbrad8403
      @buffbrad8403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It means they up for grabs

  • @bellamee2775
    @bellamee2775 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    People who smoke in public (that includes walking down the streets). Pregnant women who smoke and people who knowingly smoke around them. People who write massive paragraphs as one long sentence because they don't know how to punctuate. People who turn up 15 minutes late for class and disrupt everyone with the noise they make. Extreme fan girls (Beliebers and Directioners for example). Getting drunk in public or in a home where there are children. People who play music out loud on the bus (earphones and headphones were invented for a reason).

    • @lilyliao9521
      @lilyliao9521 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      people who write a big youtube comment should be punished by reading paradise lost

  • @MrAsianStuff
    @MrAsianStuff 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The people at school who ask you for pencils, paper, highlighters, etc. every single day.

  • @KAJYT6969
    @KAJYT6969 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It should be illegal to sell popcorn to people in movie theaters that CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN

    • @HobLobbington
      @HobLobbington 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shush.

    • @admirlsora6103
      @admirlsora6103 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know dude sshshshshhsh were at da movies nahp nahp NAHP NHAP STFU
      dude.

  • @its_a_new_day_890
    @its_a_new_day_890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My mom sprayed me like a cat when I back talked until third grade.....

    • @TheTrueMattiMan
      @TheTrueMattiMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought you wrote "spayed" ...

  • @Larkell
    @Larkell 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I feel like an ass hole when I just sit, sniffling loud as hell. I feel everyone's awkwardness surround me...

  • @GiingerWolf
    @GiingerWolf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I think people should be arrested for using their phone at a guests house, i.e., I was with my friend Abbie and we were visiting Mace and all she did was text when we'd gone over to spend time with him.

    • @neuro5266
      @neuro5266 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you must have a serious problem with people using their phones, because you want to arrest them? i get you shouldnt really do it but arresting them? really

    • @GiingerWolf
      @GiingerWolf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well not arrest as in go to jail but arrest as in make them sit in a vacant room without a phone for several hours.

    • @AbKebab93
      @AbKebab93 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      GasmaskPumpkin Hahahahahahaha I love the way your mind works. I wish this could happen :P

    • @xxGizmodioxx
      @xxGizmodioxx 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      i agree with you! my friends at the workshop asks me to come with them to the cafeteria for lunch, but the few times i do, not a single fucking one talks, they are all looking at their phones texting, facebooking or looking at funny pictures

    • @williamhunt7334
      @williamhunt7334 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gizmodio Stop hanging out with them? You people are putting yourself on a pedestal. The great thing about being free to choose your friends is that you can do just that. If you don't like how they act then why bother?

  • @terryjohnson2665
    @terryjohnson2665 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There needs to be a law against people that block the sidewalk/hallways/etc.
    Their punishment should be walking a mile in bad weather BUT they can't go over 2 miles an hour. (Exemptions only apply to the handicap)

  • @janicetan3874
    @janicetan3874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    People who smoke in public. If they want to ruin their own lungs they can go ahead and do that but no they just have to ruin the lungs of the people around them too. Even people who smoke in their own homes with the windows open. An apartment below me does that do every morning I wake up to my room reeking of cigarette smoke. If caught smoking outside of their house or in their house with the windows open, they should just be put in a designated closed room where they can smoke all they want without affecting someone else.

  • @costinbalan251
    @costinbalan251 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    1. I should be illegal because i am way too sexy for this world!

  • @lutherheggs
    @lutherheggs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Taking a infant to a amusement park should be illegal.

    • @MrShine602
      @MrShine602 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Taking anything that cries to a public place should be illegal. There's always that one person who brings their kid to a restaurant or the mall and you can hear it crying the whole time from when you get there to when you leave :/

    • @AbKebab93
      @AbKebab93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shine602 Taking anything or anyone who makes noise anywhere should be illegal. There's always that one person who talks at a restaurant or at the mall and you can hear them the whole time from when you get there to when you leave :/

    • @lutherheggs
      @lutherheggs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shine602 Yeah, but that wasn't really my point. I see infants at baseball games being subjected to summer heat. Two dumb asses took a baby to Six Flags in July and looked down, and the baby was dead.

    • @hannahcarey51
      @hannahcarey51 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lutherheggs oh my god, did that actually happen cause thats so sad

    • @lutherheggs
      @lutherheggs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      About two summers ago

  • @Whooachannel
    @Whooachannel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i work at a restaurant and one of my HUGEST pet peeves is parents who allow their children to run around and make a mess all over the restaurant. Okay, number 1) CONTROL YOUR FRIGGIN CHILD!!! number 2) we, the employees at the stores or restaurants are NOT, i repeat NOT, your babysitters, WATCH YOUR DAMN KIDS!!!!!!!!! number 3) if you let your child make a mess and destroy our property we should be allowed to go to your home and destroy your house and belongings.
    seriously why do people think that just because you go to store or to a restaurant that its okay to let your kids run amok and bother people, be loud, and make a mess?
    to people who have kids and go out and allow them to do that: STOP IT!!!!!

    • @beaverman285
      @beaverman285 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I totally agree with you. Although i haven't had a job yet, i have a little sister who is always all over the place and i am really annoyed when she walks around and goofs around with everything. I try to tell her to stop but she doesn't listen, and i tell my mom to control her but the most she does is tell her to move along which really isn't anything at all.

  • @avabach1587
    @avabach1587 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I think that chewing with your mouth open should be illegal

    • @thunderpunchgaming7373
      @thunderpunchgaming7373 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't stand eating with my mouth open. It's physically impossible for me to eat with my mouth open, so disgusting

    • @thunderpunchgaming7373
      @thunderpunchgaming7373 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can't stand eating with my mouth open. It's physically impossible for me to eat with my mouth open, so disgusting

    • @iwooshme7490
      @iwooshme7490 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ava J I can't and never will be illegal but there might be punishments

  • @SpidermonkeyGirlXD
    @SpidermonkeyGirlXD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    people who shhhhuusssshhhh you in the middle of a sentence because they disagree like plz just let me finish da sentence ok?

    • @Billyw
      @Billyw 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate it when people do that! Omg it sucks.

    • @macnmyles
      @macnmyles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mmm hmm, should be illegal

    • @mammahsgurl
      @mammahsgurl 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      my old friend would talk over me if she disagreed with what I was saying

    • @MrPobanz
      @MrPobanz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never experienced such behaviour, think my reaction would make this person stop it anyways. Is this a "common" thing in murica?

  • @LordPrometheous
    @LordPrometheous 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm 6'4" and I won't knowingly sit in front of somebody who's small. We rarely go to the theater (I hate dealing with people) but we will usually try to find a seat where nobody is near us anyways, but you know how that goes. Right when you think everything is going perfect, here comes the late crowd, filling in all the seats so you still have someone sitting behind you. If I was there first, then they should rearrange their group before they ask me to move. Worst of all, dog poop leavers. The law should be that if you get caught doing this, 1st time offender, $250 bucks as a fine and the poop gets smeared on your favorite chair and into your carpet. 2nd offense, $1000 fine, and you have to eat the poop drenched in mayo, hot sauce, and Worcestershire sauce on a moldy sesame seed bun, and nothing to drink until you've finished every bite. 5 minute time limit before you're shot in the kneecaps--then you still have to finish the sandwich.

    • @ryankudlaty1882
      @ryankudlaty1882 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @warlordofrice5536
      @warlordofrice5536 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too funny

    • @loganedwards2106
      @loganedwards2106 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol halarios

    • @ParfaitDream
      @ParfaitDream 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had an awesome idea what if the smaller person just asks the taller person if they can switch seats with each other. That way they are both sitting in the same spot just in a different rows, so that the smaller person sits in the front row and the taller in the row behind. Downside is this could only work if both the tall and the short person weren't in a group.

    • @LordPrometheous
      @LordPrometheous 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ParfaitDream Yeah, I never go to the movies by myself, so they will never get me to move.

  • @VictorCardena3
    @VictorCardena3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    JB should be illegal.

    • @isabellahasbun9555
      @isabellahasbun9555 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And you too

    • @VictorCardena3
      @VictorCardena3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fucking bitch xD

    • @burgabaybe4643
      @burgabaybe4643 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Victor Cardena i agree about the jb no one likes that girl

    • @kitkatkid1976
      @kitkatkid1976 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Victor isn't Jb or justin beber a boy?

    • @burgabaybe4643
      @burgabaybe4643 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      to me he's not

  • @phoenix7312
    @phoenix7312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i’ve come back to watch all the old videos, i’ve officially been watching you guys for 9 years💪🏻

  • @hueyfreeman1603
    @hueyfreeman1603 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I would say cigarettes should be illegal but we need something to keep the population from growing too fast. People have to die, and giving them the illusion of choice is better for those of us who plan to live long, healthy lives.

    • @alexisbrook8930
      @alexisbrook8930 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't want to die due to second hand smoking.

    • @hueyfreeman1603
      @hueyfreeman1603 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nashi Dragneel Don't hang around with people who smoke.

    • @alexisbrook8930
      @alexisbrook8930 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huey Freeman I don't hang around people who smoke. I live in a city where I'm stuck behind people who are blowing smoke in my face.

    • @hueyfreeman1603
      @hueyfreeman1603 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nashi Dragneel Stab them in the kidneys. Self-defense.

    • @ceasebenjaminbeast3947
      @ceasebenjaminbeast3947 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Huey Freeman lol

  • @TheACG22
    @TheACG22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You should not be allowed to take more than one selfie a week.

    • @emmaharrison6966
      @emmaharrison6966 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      common, really, only one selife? that's just stupid, selfies r awsome

    • @TheACG22
      @TheACG22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unless each selfie is novel and unique each time you take it, then I don't need to see your same face every day.

    • @liamtaylor2000
      @liamtaylor2000 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emma Harrison look I know you like Selfies, But some people don't Like me, and Austin Geary, it's just I find them kinda Douchey and like "Look at me im so hot" sort of thing, and don't say my Profile Pic is a Selfie because it was taken by someone else.

    • @AndroidMaxine
      @AndroidMaxine 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like selfies should just be altogether banned.

  • @emojipro5063
    @emojipro5063 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Bullying should be illegal 😌

    • @caitlynnhatch9254
      @caitlynnhatch9254 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't the punishment worse if the person who you bully commits suicide and its linked to you?? There are laws like that.

    • @littleconnormcd
      @littleconnormcd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +broliestbrony heck in the state I live in horseplay can be considered bullying and is bullying is reported they must do an investigation (and remember that includes horseplay

    • @littleconnormcd
      @littleconnormcd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      )

    • @danikar9799
      @danikar9799 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @mitchrice943
      @mitchrice943 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cait Marie it is

  • @suavegaming204
    @suavegaming204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:13 Little did they know that this would be our future in 2020!

  • @OneTimeCrazy
    @OneTimeCrazy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    thank god you guys are not politicians

  • @jtmcflea5255
    @jtmcflea5255 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    There's also cards against humanity

  • @iceepopaj2741
    @iceepopaj2741 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Pause at 1:40 that's my dad when he sees me Rhett face

  • @mairinmazzieshearysmith6642
    @mairinmazzieshearysmith6642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Link is giving NO leniency and I live for it lmao