Ep 38- Merry Bonemas! | The Christmas Special | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ธ.ค. 2023
- Bobby, Paul and Mike have BONES with Christmas, the "Holidays", when one opens their stockings and a ton more...Plus killer Christmas Fan Bones!
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The stocking is like the appetizer before the main course (presents) 😂
Every gift should be wrapped. The elves wrap Santa’s gifts. 😊
Merry Christmas ya filthy boners
Likewise funny fellas!
Note to Bobby and all parents:
Dont lie to your kids about ANYTHING. Merry xxxmas boners!!!
Merry Christmas! 🎅🎄❤️
Was super busy over the holidays I’m just getting to this…. Wasn’t expecting Christmas caroling at the beginning
@@slimpickens7822 virzi doesn't have a single musical bone in his body. I wonder if he can dance at least...
Lmfao bobby and i have the same Christmas childhood experience, from the angry mom to the jesus birthday cake 😂😂😂
Bone: Bobby always trying to call someone on the podcast 😂
Nahhhh this is how we get guest teasers
It’s always stocking first at my house. The hell is Virzi doing? 😂
A blessed, healthy, and very Merry Christmas to you all!!!🎄❤🙏
Desiree...AWESOME BONE. That is one of the all-time holiday bones. So infuriating!!!
Shout Out Desiree! Wish I could @ her! That was really fun.
Stocking is absolutely first
People who say there is no santa to their kids just want the glory of giving the gifts.
I could watch them sing Christmas carols for an hour and shit on each others choices. lol
8:01 love santa Bert making an appearance
He did a great improv on the spot.
Bone. People who put fruit in the stocking 😂. Where is my chocolate!
If my parents ever did that when I was a kid I would of emancipated
I'd take that fruit stuffed stocking & give them the Private Pyle treatment with it
Imagine waking up on Christmas morning to a rotten banana in your stocking 😂
My family does stockings last.🤷🏽♀️
I'm with you Virz, stocking last
Stockings always first. 😂
Stone cold Steve Austin doesn't like it if you open gifts before stalkings
Lmao bobby cracked me with the nickel chaser
I started watching this with my wife recently..and today she was pissed at Virzi. She is a jew and she said everyone she knew growing up loved xmas and especially the lights. She said some would talk shit out of jealousy when they were kids but in NYC. The jews love xmas.
Merry Christmas boys. Enjoy the rest of the holiday week
Bone to pick! Santa gets the kids in my house a mediocre gift they wanted so mom and dad get the credit for the good ones! He aint stealing our thunder!
virzi big as bobby
Theyre switching 😂
11:50 IDK, I recall Christmas movies and Christmas specials having bikes being gifted to the children where the bikes are standing on their kickstand in front of the tree, perhaps with a bow on the bicycle. Bobby only pointed out that a baseball bat might not be wrapped, but I recall a lot of time seeing that in various Christmas media. However, at home, every present was wrapped.
Mike is hysterical
new subscriber! You guys have cracked me up all throughout my shroom trip tonight/this morning lol
Stocking first sounds the way to go
"And if you ever sawr it..."
Bob loves jingle bells since it was written in Medford mass 😂😂
A candle in every window with a wreath.... very classy
My mom bakes a birthday cake for Jesus, too.
Stockings first!! Jesus, Paul, you’re nuts.
Love the podcast. Great flow and entertaining
I love this podcast! Merry X-mas fellas!
What a great episode! Was smoking the prime rib with bourbon in hand while I listened to this episode. Good shit and merry Christmas!
Feliz Navidad be the GOAT.
This pod has the best intro music 🤘🎄
Merry Christmas fellas; lots of love to you and your families. ❤
Paul saying they Jewish go to Puerto Rico to avoid Christmas is hilarious...Chistmas in Puerto Rico starts on Thanksgiving and keeps going until mid January
the couches are the right move fellas
Merry Christmas to you three absolute LEGENDS.
Thank you for making my year with your hilarious podcast.
Wishing you and your families a beautiful Christmas and New Year! ❤
P.s. Virzi, the stocking is one THOUSAND per cent first you friggin animal. 😂😂 Jesus.
I wish the boys would pick my bone for Christmas!
Def stockings first!!! And also, read the entire card and say thank you first before counting the money that's in the card.
Can confirm, sad and depressed person here. No Christmas lights. Merry Christmas 🎄
Merry Christmas ❤
I'm team presents first. You'd go play with your new stuff, have Christmas dinner then check out your stocking for all the candy and the occasional hooked up stocking gift.
40:37 Who are you to tell me I gotta put candles in my window?
This is the first I've heard that you're supposed to tip the garbage man or the USPS, and I was a mailman for 3 months, actually got fired on Christmas Eve morning because I was trying to help figure out mail getting mixed up. The guy had left a note the day before, I left one back trying to explain what was going on, and saw his flag up that he has responded, when I was only supposed to be delivering packages. I guess I got to close to the mailbox because when I went to drive off part of it was hooked on the window and it came with me. But they were the double ones in a really nice, new neighborhood, so it wasn't even the guys' it was his neighbors. There were a few families that would leave treats, which is always nice because you can't even go through a drive thru in the dumb truck, and usually don't have time to even stop and get a meal. Remembering those days I'm for sure going to start leaving treats for the USPS. The garbage men can **** off. They just drive by and a thing picks up the can and dumps it in the truck. If my neighbor has a guest who's car is parked a couple feet too close to the cans they don't even try, just drive by my house.
ahahahaha bobby "my bone is STOCKINGS!!!"
Merry Christmas, Boners. As a kid, my famliy always kept the decorations up until after Russian Orthadox Christmas. We weren't Russian Orthadox, but it was out of respect. And as a kid, I always wished I'd get more Christmas presents for Russian Orthadox Christmas, but that never happened.
The G.O.A.T. is Hark the Harold or whatever.... fight me about it!
Oh yea Christmas with Bone to Pick and The Regz!?!? Thanks guys, Merry Christmas
Stockings debate... as a kid it was always stockings first... but nowadays, stockings have best gifts, so you have to wait.
My aunt ( catholic) gets Jesus a birthday cake every year , never heard of anyone else doing this till now 😂
37:00-37:15
Giving us a bad name 🤣😭 just say happy holidays back and call it a day
Orthodox celebrates Christmas on January 6 and 7. Give them that respect if want it in return.
Bobby is right. Stocking is always 1st
5:57 stocking first cmon
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2024 !!! = Please next year red santa hats or Christmas sweaters or both for Christmas Show !!!
Stocking dumped out on Xmas Eve. enjoy. Sleep. Wakeup; unwrap presents.
That’s so far from what I expected Mike to look like
lol. The best. Funny stuff.
Hey merry Christmas and happy holiday Boner Brigade 🎉🎉🎉
My bone is Mikey’s mustache tattoo
the posture is crazy
Who made Bobby feel small for being friendly about Christmas?? 😡
This episode is one of the best Christmas presents I ever sawr! Merry Christmas, Boners!
5:28
Stockings first? Jesus Christ Paul🤦♂️💙🎄
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Brenda's got her eye on Mike but she looks dope with Bobby's khat
Merry Christmas 🎄🎄🎄
Can’t take my eyes off Paul’s mussy
Thanks for the Christmas podcast! I love y’all. I’m Jewish but for today I love Jesus.
thats weird to say man
@@AdamThoba2 did you listen to the podcast? It’s kind of a quote. They were talking about how much they love Jesus.
But also: I’m a weird guy; so it’s not out of character to say weird things in TH-cam comment sections
No more denim jackets Paul. Cmon bud.
Merry Christmas deeewwwd
Stocking first 4sure
I say happy holidays to include "Christmas" AND new year's bc I don't plan on seeing any of those mfers until after the new year
😂hilarious
Merry pissmas
Love you guys and love this podcast! Merry Christmas! 🎁
Stockings first
Team virzi stockings last.
St. Nick fills your stockings on the evening of Dec. 5th actually…
Thank you Boners
Stocking’s are first
Surweeet! 🎄🌲🍫
Stockings first!
1. We always do stockings after presents
2. I had very religious parents (mostly my Dad) that didn’t allow us to believe in Santa. He would say with conviction that “Santa” was just “Satan” with the letters rearranged because it was a distraction from the real reason for the holiday…
It was a fun way to grow up 🙄. BUT even with all of that we were forbidden by my Mom to ruin it for other kids. So there is that I guess 🤷🏼♂️
Stockings were always an afterthought for us. They usually had fruit, candy, maybe a new toothbrush. We went right for the main event.
Best Christmas song is from the Dan band
Question:
I don’t do gifts for nieces and nephews I get the adults gifts. My theory is that the little shits are already getting so much why not throw the adults a bone.
Thoughts?
Btw I usually get the kiddos scratchers also lol
Every family is different but I would say kids have priority over the adults, even if you get them something small like candy or cash money it goes a long way
Tipping mailmen and garbagemen is unnecessary. Oh you did your job? Great. You can leave now. *WAITING* Nope, there's no tip... *still waiting* You're still here? We never met before. I dont even know your name. *still waiting* Nope, that's not a thing people have to do. Please finish your job
I miss Calta and Kelly. I guess Booby don't need the money anymore.
It's a FKN Christmas rule... on Jesus's Birthday... cussin talkin about Jesus's birthday.
Bobby: Stockings first! That's it! No exceptions! In America land of the "FREE" lol 🙃
Never heard of stockings first im with Virz! Bobby sayijg it teaches discipline.... Theres free shit under a tree bro nothing about Christmas shows discipline 🤣 besides of course the original meaning of the holiday which has been completely lost
I want all religions and patriotic holidays gone, expect the 4th of July, and Halloween 🎃
According to the bible Jesus was born in April, if that helps at all.
Stocking first or you're a bozo.
Mikes anti Jesus and his bone about the 3rd floor blow up guy was pathetic
I tell my child Santa Claus is just pretend because I don’t want to lie him. I want him to be able to trust me in the future. It has nothing to do with being better than anybody. Kids have active imaginations. Pretending is fun. No need to lie to them.
I just realized calta and kelly got cancelled after mike assaulted a women. Like a thug.
My thing is I don’t like mixing Jesus with Odin/Santa. Santa is Odin look it up. Because you’re bringing some pagan sh** into my beliefs. I understand that Santa is all in good fun and I’m sure when I have kids, I’ll want to go along with it. People who do Santa don’t know that it’s Odin so they’re not intentionally doing anything sacrilege. But in reality Odin is trying to piggyback off Jesus birthday, and everyone celebrates Odin more than Jesus so I don’t like it. I only knew one dude who told his kids from the jump that Santa wasn’t real,, and that dude is the man. He truly didn’t give a f**k. I remember him asking the youth minister “hey Todd, how do you give a woman an orgasm?” And the youth minister was all uncomfortable and is like “uhhh how?” “Who cares?” Is the punch line. Dude is an investment banker. Baller.
Muslims celebrate Christmas too. Jesus is their number 2 prophet. They believe roughly that we misunderstood Jesus’s message and so Allah/God the Father sent Mohammed to tell us a third time. (I think Moses is considered the first of the three.) So for dude to say, “Pffft I’m a Muslim” to Merry Christmas makes no sense.
Cutting to the producer now? We all enjoyed believing it was Dr. DREW
It’s rude to say Merry Christmas to non Christians. I can’t stand Verzi.