The $8,000 Street Couch (w/ Ethan Nestor)
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Personally, I think that this podcast has just the right amount of sideass
I'd argue for more
a perfect amount
of sideass in this podcast
the haters are wrong
I felt I was left waiting for more but never got more, definitely could turn the amount up a few notches.
@@Dollop_of_Mayo love a haiku comment
@@MovieJustin I’d argue that whatever u say is enough is still not enough! Lol
The couch saga was hilarious as someone that thrifts and gets furniture from rich areas. I haven’t picked up a couch of the side in years now, so I wouldn’t recommend it cuz of weather and humidity. But picking up wood/metal furniture from rich neighborhoods where they’re just leaving it on the curb for the dumpster next day. You can even talk to the owner usually and ask why they’re getting rid of it! The reason is usually just taste! And new decor! They’re rich! Damn. And now poor me can pick up a new outdoor wood patio set :)
Very nice to see Ethan as a guest!!! Lovely episode guys 🎀
I don't understand why these people would rather these things go to the dump instead of just giving it away for free or even selling it at a discounted price?
I think it's the upholstery thing. Bedbugs are insanely hard to get rid of and also roaches.
For sure! Stuff like hard furniture is perfectly fine but i would be more weary about soft furniture like couches bc of it absorbing moisture and dirt. I would definitely get it professionally cleaned at the very least. Sometimes i see some of the prettiest cabinets on the street but cant take them bc i cant carry them or dont have space. I wish i lived near wealthier places so i could pick up free furniture 😩
@@blueismylove3128 lol well if the same wealthy people get mad at having to reschedule furniture delivery even tho they’re home all day? Do you think they care about where it goes when they don’t like it? //nothing on you it’s just I work w ppl like this, “my husband ordered the wrong grill for our summer house, now I have to call them back to pick it up 😪😥 it’s cutting into my retail therapy”
The fact there is just a picture of Jarvis on the table is so beautiful
Wtf I got all the way to the end and didn't notice until I read this 😂
this is the most ive laughed in a long time. thanks boyz, love what u do
oh you unlocked a big memory. when i was little, I had a hoothoot from the pokemon movie collection that also had the spinning top buttplug...
Pharmogenic test will actually tell you what meds will work best for you my dr did one I’m one the few who can’t take most of those meds and it shows other kinds of meds as well I highly recommend it To Jordan. Also look into mcas I have highly reactive skin to and was diagnosed with mcas to Jarvis.
Im pretty sure english is the only language that has or its word for day at the end of every day’s name. Like portuguese the days are actually numbers
Domingo(Sunday)(same as spanish)
Segunda Feira(Monday)(directly translates to second fair like a flea market/farmers market)
Terceira Feira(Tuesday)
Quarta Feira(Wednesday)
Quinta Feira(Thursday)
Sexta-feira(Friday)
Sabado(Saturday)(same as spanish)
Roblox baffles me. It baffled me when I was 12 and it baffles me now at 20. I just don’t see the appeal and idk if I am just out of touch with my own generation or what 😭
Everything about Jordan confuses me so deeply but in a good way 😌☺️😵💫😮💨🥴😌☺️
A room full of Allans
We love the sideass don’t worry
If Jordan ever dies and gets replaced with a lookalike, we'll all know as soon as he makes the inevitable mistake of sitting up straight, violating every belief and value of the original Jordan
As someone who lives next to and works in a rich neighborhood I can assure you rich people give things away that could easily be sold for a lot. There's this thing called dumping day where people put out their big things that the garbage truck won't take and you would be surprised the literal antiques you can find
I saw someone throw away an entire patio set once. It was pristine and looked like it hadn't been used at all
Yep lol my mom’s church is full of rich people & she always tips me off when it’s donation day so my broke ass can go raid their shit. They really be throwing anything out.
Also happens so much in college towns and around dorms. Also the other Side of it is sometimes people can’t fit stuff in their car to go home for the summer so they have no choice but to throw things out since it would cost more to store it somewhere then to buy new stuff.
@@ravenpotter3 yeah I'm in college and my friends who live right next to found a perfectly good playstation (not sure the #) in the trash once-- I think I'm remembering that correctly. I think one of us took it
My mom’s cousin moved into a neighborhood that has since become extremely expensive (when she bought it it was reasonable, 15-20 yrs ago) and I’ve seen 1950s style stoves/ovens on the curb for trash pickup that people would die for to restore
This whole CouchGate thing is so bizarre to me. In Sydney, its very normal for high-income people leave their furniture out on the curb after they buy new stuff. And that's really useful for low-income folk and people just moving out.
Maybe it's just because I grew up in a shit neighbourhood, but scavenging furniture from the rich folk was how you got your house furnished lmao
It's common in America too
It's not that it doesn't happen in the US, it's that enough people are bed bug averse enough to create a lot of online argument about it. And something like this couch, a big hunk of upholstery that looks harder than not to examine for evidence of bed bugs, would be an item many people would skip. That plus it having gotten rained on. Mildew/mold is no fun either and although they cleaned it, it just doesn't look like something you can actually reliably fully clean.
Yeah I'm from New Zealand and I completely agree. I grew up under the poverty line and we absolutely took stuff off the sidewalk and took it home. Especially wooden stuff cos that can be cleaned up, sanded etc easily. All our furniture was from a second-hand shop, side of road or hand-me-downs from family, neighbours etc. We never had a brand new couch my whole life in fact. But if this girl didn't pick up this couch it would've ended up in the landfill, how is that better? I feel like if you fumigated and steam cleaned it that would be pretty safe but I'm not a bed-bug expert.
@@eleanorelizhat and like.....she didn't need it. It's not like she's a poor person looking for a place to sit and got lucky. Homegirl had a perfectly good, not stained/ripped up couch that she did who knows what with for a dirty ugly couch, because its "higher value". I guess because I grew up disadvantaged I just don't understand why you would get rid of a good couch for a dirty one because it would have cost a lot if you got it new. The other one fit with her home better too. It's her life I guess 🤷🏾♀️. Some people are just materialistic.
It’s common in America too but you do wanna be careful about any fabric items you take from the streets my grandpa always told me that he’d rather me rip off the upholstery on an antique before I bring it inside off the street. Easier for him to redo upholstery than to get rid of bedbugs. Bedbugs and the like are really bad and difficult to get rid of so upholstery has a really big stigma because of that when you get it off the road.
Personally, I love all the wonderful sitting positions Jordan cycles thru in an episode. Every time I look up from my crochet project and see him, I’ll go, “Heh heh, I do that.”
Hehe I'm crocheting too! All the good vibes for ur project 🥰
I’m doing embroidery ❤️ craft crew
I just finished a crochet project!
But why tf did I read that as crotchet project 💀
I'm styling a cosplay wig ^o^ nice to see so many creative ppl
@@marinkinard5665 Too much crotch / sideass on the mind haha! 😂
I love how random things become a part of the Sad Boyz Lexicon. I remember the first pod I watched after the “pussy facing the world” thing, and being so damn excited when I realized they thought like me, and were about to use the phrase again.
need more of those pictures with the dotted lines tbh
@@youyeedyourlasthaw this is what AI should be used for. “ChatGPT, draw dotted lines on this picture, and generate misogynistic text that sounds deep, but means nothing.”
We unleash the bot to train itself on how people are talking about women today, and generate, like, 100 images so we can laugh, cry, and preserve the culture for posterity.
Every year deserves a “pussy facing the world” moment.
I just got an allergy panel done today because I’ve been having weird eye swelling. Happy to hear that I’m not the only one who thinks it’s kinda weird how they basically say “oh you wanna know what you’re allergic to? Let’s fuck around and find out”
Oh not fun, I hope you find out what's up
I had an allergy panel a couple years ago and it was awful, I hope you find the answer ❤️
I've had severe allergies since I was young and I actually never thought about how weird it is 😭
now I know that I'm allergic to a bunch of things I will probably never encounter in life (several types of trees, grass, and mold)
@@bee.ok666 the mold part is important if you're looking for a house or apartment, you need to pay extra attention to the possibility of mold that the owners just haven't noticed (water damage) or are hiding etc
I went to an allergist to see if they could clear me on other nuts that weren’t peanuts. Being extremely deathly allergic it was always better safe than sorry + cross contamination sucks. Had a major hive and swelling issue from a cookie dough Fiber one brownie of all things because of peanut contamination
The allergist goes “oh you’re fine to try all these nuts at home so long as they’re not cross contaminated and do a little bit at a time - but if you think you need to do a clinic test come call us”
It took 3 weeks of almond dosing until I realized oh I was feeling sick because of the almonds and not my sinuses when the room started to spin around lol - just normal things
i read an essay for a college english class that was written by a guy who was homeless for a time, and he said that all the unhoused people knew to dumpster dive in rich neighborhoods (especially rich college neighborhoods) bc the rich ppl would throw out perfectly good food, furniture, whatever the fuck just because they can afford to get new stuff like it's nothing.
Yeah, I mean, everyone is saying that it has to be because of bedbugs, but people who have enough money to buy 8k couches probably aren't gonna bother fixing it because they don't care? When it gets damaged enough, just throw it out and get a new one.
Like not saying it DOESN'T have bedbugs or anything, but just saying that people will throw out furniture for stains or tears and get something new often if they have the money and don't wanna bother fixing it. Like she's not completely off for assuming that. (I don't live in that area or state or anything so I'm not gonna act like I know anything about it.)
It is odd to me that people are freaking out like this. Like, yeah, it's a risk, but when people are poor enough and are willing to risk it, this isn't that uncommon?
This is known knowledge to anyone who is like, aware of the economy of upcycling and antique furniture at all. Most people with a problem are just reactionarily going "EwWWW used couch!" and then "haha cum. She's so stupid!"
@@kiralonely1307 these were my exact thoughts too!
this episode had me laughing so hard I pissed all over my couch! I had to throw it out on the sidewalk, thanks a lot guys ☹️
thrift flip material 😻😻😻
I ate it.
underrated comment
“The full bed bug life-cycle process can take as little as 5 weeks and as long as 4-6 months.” She’s dead wrong. And having had bed bugs TWICE! (Once from them coming from my neighbors and once I moved into a rental with them) she’s wild for saying that she can tell who has bedbugs but I pray that she doesn’t get bed bugs bc it’s really horrible and I’m paranoid bc of it. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about what I had to go through, cleaning every freaking crack and crevice of my room and then having tape around my bed posts to be able to see if they were coming back. 😅
They're a nightmare. I feel you.
They can live for like, 2 years without eating. You have to kill them.
Yep, had them too and I'm extremely paranoid as well. I was in hell when I had them from an upstairs neighbor. I couldn't sleep for shit.
Got them my first year at college and omg the nightmares it gave me. I didn't notice what was wrong until I was covered in bites. Literally couldn't stand looking at any part if my body for months. Even after I left campus and came home that paranoia never left that I brought them with me
i'm sure they just kept reproducing lol i doubt it was the same ones the whole time
It would be nice if we are all proven wrong. We all know she picked it up because she was blinded by the values of the couch; not because she was in desperate need of a new couch and couldn't afford a decent one.
“I’ll SHOW you why it has a butt plug!” the way he said this with joy
These are people I didn’t expect to see interacting lol but I’m glad they’ve been hanging out! Can’t wait to watch the episode
im pretty sure jordan and ethan literally live together lol
@@taylorl7516 He lives with a different Ethan LOL but I get where you would mix them up! They’re both blonde too haha. The other Ethan is ethanisonline
@@weedlechu OHHH omg im dumb lol
@@weedlechu the fact that he knows two blonde Ethan’s is so funny
them all engaging and having fun with one of Jarvis’ hobbies/interests like pokemon is so cute
it’s such a green flag omfg
Side ass facing the world, crotch shame, the green lines on this podcast would go crazy
XD XD XD please! I want to see that...
personally, i get a new couch every two years to maximize potential sideass angles
Yall are aware you can clean stuff and some stains don't come out right?? 😭😭 Things like ink, certain wines, paint, etc, they don't make something dirty. They just make it look "unclean" to people who are obsessed with having everything be perfect. Guys come on nowwww
Dirty, clean, neat, and tidy, are not mutually opposite!
literally kinda surprised nobody is talking about that
no LITERALLY
Comedians hold the mic like that because most open mics are on really old beat up equipment and if you dont the the cord can lose connection or fall out. then it just becomes a habit lol
everytime you guys said ethan I kept looking up to see who was calling for me
anyways 10/10 episode, could use more sideass
Rich people really do replace their furniture with surprising frequency. I had some friends pick up a $7000 couch and recliner set for free bc the owner wanted that set in a different color so he gave it away. It's pretty wild lol
Yeah, I have an office chair that was at least a couple hundred dollars but the rich couple who sold it to us for $50 didn't need it anymore because they just felt like getting a new one. I can't tell if it was sat in even once by the time we got it lol it was completely brand new
Javis saying theres no crotch or side ass hasnt seen 54:09
Fr XD hahaha
Hahaha true 😂
Nailed it 😂
It sounds like she has an idea of the risks of taking soft furnishings from the street and was willing to take them for a sofa she really likes. If something goes wrong and she later regrets bringing it in, that's her situation to learn from. As usual, no need for the internet to get so riled up.
Yep!
honestly like good for her tho she doesnt have to be so sassy about it lol. i have a chair i got from the street, granted it prob didnt cost 8k. had it for a year or so, no problems, but it is a risk you gotta take if you want free furniture. i think mine was thrown out because the height adjuster is broken, otherwise its good. couches are probably riskier, but. i feel like tiktok always makes a huge deal out of stuff for no reason. i dont think its some randoms job to tell people like 'btw this is risky so dont do it but im doing it'. idk
had a bedbug scare in september last year because my sister brought home old books. the bedbugs were contained to her room and were killed off swiftly, luckily (whole house got sprayed). but when we initially all checked each of our rooms, i learned that the large amount of carpet beetles that were living in my room had chosen to infest my bed between washes, and their larvae was crawling all over my stuff. i got to take neat photos of them with a microscopic camera, but it was pretty hellish for me because i have ocd.
as someone who grew up in a house that had a cockroach, spider, tick, and harvestman infestation, i was kinda worried the infestation would get to the same severity as my previous experience, but it wasn't, which was very relieving.... after a while, the carpet beetles were completely gone. this happened the same week that a skunk had sprayed against our house and we had to leave for a couple hours because the smell was so acrid. my sister has also, on separate occasions, brought home two whole couches that she has seen on the side of the road in the area just because she likes how they have a "grandma vibe"
that carpet beetle thing is why i hate insects so much aghhhhh
I’m gonna be really upset if I get to the end of this pod and they don’t explain the old photo of Jarvis on the table
i have terrible news for you, brianna
I can’t unsee it now. I didn’t even notice it lol
wait yall always surprise me by making me feel so seen with my health complications LMAO first i learned that jarvis and i took the same anxiety/adhd meds for similar symptoms and now i've learned the name of those lil allergy hives i'd get growing up. thanks for helping me and my childhood quarterly allergy tests feel cool and relatable
Wooo wooo killer of the crank
ive eaten the spiderverse burger like 3 times and its actually good, also the bun is dyed with beet juice, and the sesame seeds are black instead of white, its good okay im a big fan
Ethan's comments on how comedians hold microphones at 5:52 is incredibly accurate. I've run live sound for a couple small local comedy gigs before, and there was more than one time where a comedian's mic kept cutting out because they were holding it by the XLR connecting point and accidentally caused the cable to get loosened or unplugged.
Fellas, is it gay to caress your sound equipment so as to properly transmit sound?
Fellas is it gay to have consistent sound
Being so afraid of the gay that ya can't do the most important part of your job you love to see it.
@@samaraisnt XDDD
@@lucilleballs2291 atp I don't even know if it's that, bc I've seen gay comedians do it too😭
oh my god ethan's whole experience of hating halloween and having his own table and feeling different is so unbelievably relatable
duuuude, my aunt gave me like 2 garbage bags full of mcdonalds surprise pokemon toys that came w pokeballs and everything. they all had some sort of interactive aspect like the clefable dreidel lmao. like rhyhorn shot out of another plastic thing w this button mechanism, etc. i was like 8 so i opened literally all of them. not a single one left untouched. refuse to regret it tbh. was fun asf
The question "What are you doing here?" to someone at the grocery store is so funny to me. I can't tell if it implies that they don't think TH-camrs leave their house or that they think TH-camrs have their own private communities and grocery stores, but both implications are hilarious.
My new headcanon is that all TH-camrs secretly live on the TH-camr private island.
Gosh, I just started listening to this ep, and the "side ass" comment is just incredible 😂 honestly, wherever u go, there's too much side ass, you wouldn't even be able to go anywhere without side ass, so side ass dominates the world and it's the absolute truth.
Jordan really let the Brit out with the way he said “you know what i mean” at the start, there. Very “can i pull you for a chat”, “whats your type”, “he has good banter”.. yeah.
Maybe im just poor, but i didnt see the issue with the couch. rich people really do throw out anything that shows any wear at all, ive taken street furniture loads of times with no issues. I am borderline agoraphobic, I know how to clean things properly so maybe she didnt do that and thats the problem? For any cushioned fabric there are cheap processes to clean surface bacteria, and then steam with boiling water followed by a good starching and deep dust clean it would be totally fine. In cases where the fabric is ruined, that couch has such an easy shape to reupholster... idk i just didnt like what seemed to be shaming of picking up used furniture thats all
Yeah same! And it being ”stained” is not the same as if it would be dirty right? Or am I dumb? As long as it functions and isn’t dirty?
I was thinking the same thing! I think I have seen other tiktokers do videos on flipping furniture they find on the curb too, so I'm a little confused by why only she's getting criticized for it.
i feel similarly ❤
I mean it wasn't an expensive couch but a knock-off, the fabric was different from original. So it got thrown out by someone who had bought a cheap couch, not a rich person yeeting a designer sofa. Personally I wouldn't trust anything with soft filling, but that's because I've SEEN things as a furniture upholsterer 💀
@@SwimmingInSunlight not really interested in the market value, its a perfectly good couch. Im sure there are horror stories but curb furniture is pretty normal
Watching three grown men watch a clefable spin was. Like I felt like I was 10 again and it was just so wholesome
More sideass please!
I have never seen someone public say something about chronic urticaria before. I had CU for 4 years, a lot of the time from my scalp to the bottoms of my feet, before they just literally disappeared one day. No one ever knew why I had them or why they went away. The not knowing was hands down the worst part. I still have a lot of anxiety around 1. Any time I have a rash or bug bite and 2. Doctor visits from all the appointments I had where they just told me they couldn’t do anything other than give me more steroids, and then gave me a $500 medical bill. I know you felt like it sounded gross, but I really appreciate you speaking up about it!
having autoimmune skin disorders is so hard to talk about with people that don't have them. when he talked about the knee swelling I instantly could relate (i have eczema but sometimes the swelling gets into my joints and it's hard to bend them).
and them talking about having to stay home from school 😢 I still get stressed when i have to call out of work because of a bad break out 😢😢
Idk what it is about people named Ethan and bleaching their hair, but Ethan Nestor is absolutely not the first one to do it nor the last. I knew an Ethan in grade school with naturally white hair and there’s ethanisonline with bleached hair
Keep detecting, buster.
@@stentorion3669 what the fuck are you talking about
Ethan rite of passage
I have to say, in the area I'm from leaving furniture on the curb, usually overnight or with a free sign, is pretty common. We always check everything for bugs and cockroaches and disinfect them when you get home. It's sort of a common courtesy to not put anything out that is infested. It's pretty much like selling it in a garage sale but if you don't want to bother selling it. It's usually cheap old stuff as well, and using things like filing cabinets, bookshelves, and chairs, but we have gotten a loveseat once. Couches like this or the loveseat take a lot more checking and cleaning of course, but growing up pretty poor this method was really nice. We'd been using a wooden kitchen table chair at our computer desk, but my sister and I found an old office chair that we still use today. It was old, leaned left, and had duct tape over the rips, so the owner most likely bought a new one and knew the DI probably wouldn't have accepted it. I'm sure this is probably less applicable in bigger cities, so I don't think I'd take anything that has cushioning or crevasses I can't directly see into, and if it's something that can hold water and it's raining I probably also wouldn't take it.
My biggest issue with this story is A. She didn't seem to check it at all, and doing this in the middle of the day makes it hard to tell if it was actually being donated (though the father picking it up later makes it seem like it had likely been there for a few hours). and B. taking it when she was already rich/well off. If you can pretty easily afford the thing on the street, leave it for someone who can't. The memes and commentary are still great tho, and I know even what we do carries some risk, but free office chairs and shelves can be hard to pass up when your in a tight spot 😅
Maybe they meant to say underneath-the-ass shot🤷🏼♀️😂…..also, as a New Yorker(born & raised) and I would NEVER just bring in anything from outside no matter how long it was in the rain! That’s nasty AF! Also, this couch dilemma reminds me of the Big Bang Theory episode when Penny found a couch and it had a rodent!
I think they didn't know what a hip was maybe
ooh boy it's time for the great couch 🙂
I would never sit on that thing it was SO gross that thing has to be infested 😭😭
7 views??? these guys fell off
It was JUST uploaded
They gotta stop giving out premium content for free
340 views
@@ecliiipsssse my comment was JUST a joke
@@flooffys is the purpose of the joke to make them feel bad instead of laugh?
It makes me so happy to know I’m not the only peanut allergy person whose like “I’ll just take a little bite and i can tell after a few minutes” cuz it stresses people out every time lolll
saaaane 😂
ok listen couch girl was right, taking a chance on furniture in rich areas is good risk/reward and if you can properly *sanitize* it who cares? the viral response reminds me of from before thrifting was cool when kids acted like wearing secondhand clothing was gross. even citing splooge and bugs too lol
its just wayyy harder to clean furniture than clothes tho...
Yeah but the whole "been outside for at least a 12 hours, with part of that consisting of pouring rain" definitely poses some issues for the whole part where you sanitize it properly. The outside of the couch isn't what I'm worried about, it's the inside. It didn't look like they did anything to it, and there could definitely be some mold there that they missed.
@@LeoScott free is free man
cleaning costs eventually gonna make that shit freemium tho
Jarvis says “friend of the show” about almost everyone he talks about lol I swear I hear it at least once an episode
Acceptable amount of sideass
This podcast is one of my favorite parts of the week. 💚
Jarvis seems like such a natural at leading conversation in sad boyz. It seems like he’s able to always put guests at ease. And Jordan is always great too ofc.
Why does she atleast patch the holes? I still won't grab a couch off the streets of NY after growing up there and the place being so filthy
This peanut test is wild. Basically, going "hey, we're gonna put you into anaphylaxis" is actually crazy since anaphylaxis can literally change your taste preferences, your hair texture (curly to straight for example), and so many other things after you experience it. It's not like the most common, but it's definitely a thing and wild to ask people to do.
That's not actually true though is it? Anaphylaxis could most likely cause taste aversions, if you get it while eating something you might start to avoid food related to what you got the allergic shock to, and where exactly did you hear that your hair can change texture? What's the relation between physical hair structure and anaphylaxis exaxtly?
@wormie1312ive had it before and my hair just fell out 😢 i cant say that it changed the texture after it regrew though
Wow, I never knew someone struggles with the same immuno disorder that I do! it feels very validating to see a youtuber I like struggle with chronic uticaria too :) thank you jarvis
27:08 I actually tried the new meal and unironically love the red bun. Its sweet and tastes just like a King's Hawaiian roll. And the sundae is surprisingly good too
Random question but why is Jordan rarely on the thumbnail? I halfthink he isn’t in an episode every time I see the thumbnails😅😅
He's a bonus character to keep us on our toes
I feel like Jarvis streaming vs youtube Jarvis is similar because your editing style doesn’t cut out every microsecond of a pause when you’re talking. It was a bit disconcerting when I first started watching you compared to very quick cut TH-camrs but paid off on the long run because it’s easy listen to you in both short form and long form content
Honeslty when I meet creators and their just chill and like an actual human it’s very calming and nice
No joke, right as the fedora conversation was happening, two people who looked like they were in the target demographic for Roblox walked by me with fedoras on. You can’t make this stuff up, folks. 👏🏻
The target demo for Roblox are like eight years old
It’s so fun to find out that a TH-camr I love knows another TH-camr I love cuz sometimes it seems like they exist in parallel universes.
Honestly, I think this episode needed more sideass. My children are starving over here, come on guys!
I have street-couch related trauma, my friends and I in high school found what we thought was a great couch for free on the street in our town, hadn’t been rained on, and it was in a clean suburban area. Excitement lasted like a day because it gave us all lice 🤢 so this recent couch discourse has me triggered
Did you guys not clean it???
@@s0nnasauras630 we were dumbass kids we probably just vacuumed it and wiped it down…obviously didn’t clean it well enough 💀
@@queenimation I think kids that are old enough to be on youtube are old enough to google. There are cleaning products (both devices plus the fluids for them) meant for upholstry or you can opt to hire a furniture cleaning service.
I've had chronic hives for about 2.5 years now. They're mostly caused by stress but get worse with heat. Doctors are just like "idk keep going to therapy"
Jarvis do you know the fatal lore of those Burger King Pokémon toys? I’ll say this, they’re still illegal to sell.
omg please say more
@@MechBlank I’ll give you a hint, it involves the small plastic pokeball that the toys came in. And multiple dead children. Google Burger King Pokémon Recall.
As someone who grew up in an area where "Garbage Picking" was a super normal thing, like furniture and things left on the curb with the expectation that someone who needs it more will come take it and clean it and use it, i truly dont understand couch gate, like so much of the furniture i had growing up started as someone elses trash that we picked up took home and cleaned. Bed Bugs are awful for sure, but theres ways you can check for bed bugs before you put the furniture in your home, OP didnt seem to know what she was doing but her dad and sister certainly did and they scrubbed it clean i dont understand the issue
That couch is cute af. Bedbugs aside, this girl is a hero.
To be honest I don't see what makes the couch so gross. Maybe I'll change my mind, but i don't see the issue with cleaning a couch. And if it is still dirty, that's her thing to worry about. Plus less clutter outside. Nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, where I love people leave couches and chairs outside all the time for people to just grab. Granted I live in a college town, but this doesn’t feel super odd to me at all.
@@alicampbell2685enerally in my area soft items are a no go because of mold and bugs. Mold can be hidden deep under the surface and unless you remove all the filling you won’t find it
Edit: I love a free wooden desk though!
Anyone who’s ever lived in Montreal knows bed bugs are literally everywhere (literally even on the public transit #80 bus is how I ended up with bed bugs for months)
The talk of crotch cams and TOTK back to back, as an AstralSpiff viewer, is hilarious.
your comments on totk are so real, I've gotten absolutely no work done since it dropped (literally already have like 150 hours recorded in it)
literally the same amount of hours, im so fucking behind on all other responsibilities but Hyrule needs saving
@@chriscrowe11 facts Hyrule > Earth tbh, far more important
Omg it's the Sad Boyz from the infamous podcast Sad Boyz hiiiiiii ^^
I was so high when I met Danny Gonzalez at Chipotle that I told him that I had willed it to happen. I was on a business trip and had just told my sister "Oh I think Danny Gonzalez lives near here." And then I found him at the Chipotle next to my hotel. Thank you to Danny for being so cool about it.
Were you high when you wrote this too?
@@Lemminboy7 nope I quit lol
I've never heard anyone describe that swelling of the joints from inflammation so perfectly like Jarvis. I had that too when I was a kid, my go to expression is that the back of my knees would swell to the size of an apple. That was a lovely moment I didn't know I needed.
43:39 - This might have changed since I was a kid but peanut butter was banned in primary school to minimize allergic reactions
Same here
@@lucilleballs2291 Are you Australian? I just googled and it seems like all schools have this rule but there is some debate if it actually minimizes reactions. In my experience, nobody ever had one.
@@Tahmorrow Hmm, I'm actually American! 😅 But yeah this makes sense, nobody ever had reactions at my school either 👍🤔
not the crossover we expected, but the one we needed
when jarvis said PMV i spit out my water 😭 mans does not know
Please explain, I don't get it 😭
I find it so interesting how much people forget that public figures are just other people. And they should probably interact with them as such lol
Omg finally someone with chronic urticaria! I also have mast cell activation syndrome. Not a fun time, I’m sorry you have to deal with that too Jarvis
why isn't Jordan in any of the thumbnails with guests 💔 I get it might make the thumbnail too busy but I don't have object permanence and every single time I'm like damn 😔 I guess jordan isn't in this one
Unlockable side character :)
Partially bc im tired as shit and partially bc yall are funny as shit, but goddamn this episode had me viscerally cackling
I have never felt so called out as when you identified the mic and audio device I use for D&D stuff and personal preference
Suddenly I feel insecure and must throw every thing out
I DONT EVEN HAVE A PODCAST
the couch thing could become an It Follows situation or even The Ring you just keep having to pass along different sofas or someone will die
That couch needs more than cleaning. It needs sanitization, disinfection, and delousing lol
Garbage picking is cool but certain things that are soft and porous like that need more than surface cleaning. I would never take a couch or mattress or anything like that. It's just too much that could be down in it for me.
Listening to this podcast while playing Tears of The Kingdom is the life
yesss i’m doing the same thing haha
ohh sameee
the best thing burger king has ever done to my life is the burger king pride whopper. top tier stuff
I forgot about that
"Wednes" sounds like a ligma joke
Wednees dnuts
The most perfect amount of sideass
To be fair the rich people throw shit away all the time thing is kinda true. I have a $3000 antique German bookshelf in my living room because this rich old lady that lives a block over threw it out because she got a new bookshelf that she liked better
people leave furniture they're getting rid of on the side of the road and people take it for themselves all the time where i live and it's not even an especially wealthy area, so i don't see what everyone on tiktok was so up in arms about? especially because she didn't immediately put it in her apartment, she (pretty thoroughly, imo) cleaned it first. obv if it ends up having bugs that sucks but that's still solvable and, to me, still worth it if she really likes the couch.
“Like the DMV?? The… the PMV??”
Podcast of Motor Vehicles is a great title
Couch controversy is stupid ppl find anything to be mad about. Let the girl be, where I'm from ppl get old furniture off the street all the time. It's called community. What's weird to me are people acting like what she did is something new & somehow wrong. Seems like a cultural class divide type of conversation. My grandma and mom would always put old funiture out on the street cause they knew someone would want it.
The Human Species will be the new Meta on Porn sites.
Some of my fave fellas