Holdfast:French Soldier makes best last stand

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  • @Monsiemage
    @Monsiemage  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2125

    Thank you all for the views, subscriptions and twitch follows!
    Yes under "Questionable Advisers" comment I made a prediction that in four years time this video would go "viral". Could had just been some random person who works at youtube that said LOL WATCH THIS I have no clue. If you want to know something else that's funny I also made a video about mining crypto on my youtube telling people to "Not get discouraged by how cheap it is now" and well, you know what happened to crypto, sadly enough I didn't follow my own advice.
    Again thanks for all the comments, subs, follows!

    • @TrafficCones
      @TrafficCones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Vive la france

    • @thedreamer6930
      @thedreamer6930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The youtube algorithm is in your favor today lol.

    • @jefft5824
      @jefft5824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never played this but it looks pretty fun, dude was a straight savage. Oh and Dogecoin for life

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do what this guy says; don't do what he does I guess.

    • @civ34
      @civ34 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations on your success!

  • @warriorsorb1111
    @warriorsorb1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21381

    "There's one behind you. Please surrender." *shoots guy sneaking up*

    • @Monsiemage
      @Monsiemage  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

      That is the best part! You can tell by me laughing which I never do!

    • @warriorsorb1111
      @warriorsorb1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      @@Monsiemage Heck it got me laughing so hard. It is the best part.

    • @heatseeker9573
      @heatseeker9573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@Monsiemage good decision to stop drinking at that moment

    • @jonathanehle2691
      @jonathanehle2691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Dude sneaking up got the blue falcon.

    • @jokeen2006
      @jokeen2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Rip and tear until it is done

  • @somedude1068
    @somedude1068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14715

    "Surrender now its 15 of us and only one of you" - Brits
    "Well then its equal fight" - French mad man

    • @fitt4393
      @fitt4393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Lmao

    • @ashkash8686
      @ashkash8686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Burn their mongrel hides

    • @starblvnt
      @starblvnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/jBRGrCbVWuw/w-d-xo.html

    • @EpicAMV911
      @EpicAMV911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't play this game, why would he actually surrender would that not lose him the game? why would anyone surrender?

    • @ShadowMoon878
      @ShadowMoon878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@EpicAMV911 Winning and losing doesn't affect your stats. There is no K/D ratio in the game. If there is a group who stubbornly refused to surrender, people will just rage quit anyway. This is not COD. People play this game for the memes. You will most likely find players just blasting music through their mikes rather than shooting people

  • @cheekibreeki4638
    @cheekibreeki4638 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    “Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn’t even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.”
    - Heraclitus

    • @death_parade
      @death_parade ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I first heard that in a Lindybeige video.

    • @xox5u
      @xox5u 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I heard it from David Goggins 🗣💨🔥

  • @steelwitness
    @steelwitness ปีที่แล้ว +977

    "We have a Frenchman walking into the fort BEHIND YOU BEHIND YOU BEHIND YOU" I love how he went from larping to gaming so fast lmaoo

  • @jokeen2006
    @jokeen2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28875

    Rest of the French: (dies)
    That one French player: "My enemies are many, my equals are none."

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      I was just watching that video. 👍

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      Excellent reference.

    • @Jack_CYDHWK
      @Jack_CYDHWK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Only the real ones know

    • @hemanths2230
      @hemanths2230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Where is this from?

    • @theusher2893
      @theusher2893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      XD

  • @atonesb5251
    @atonesb5251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14539

    Great last stands:
    1. Battle of Thermopylae
    2. Siege of the Alamo
    3. DrT D4rK534's Bayonet Charge.

    • @legolasmvp3067
      @legolasmvp3067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      siege of castelnuovo

    • @TheTwoFingeredBulldog
      @TheTwoFingeredBulldog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Rorkes Drift, 139 men vs almost 8000.

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Battle of Saragarhi
      Look it up. It is as impressive as Termopilae, but nobody knows about it because it's not "western"

    • @kiliandervaux6675
      @kiliandervaux6675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bir Hakeim

    • @RascaldeesV2
      @RascaldeesV2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This wasn't a last stand. He was the scout for the larger force.

  • @Gamingchannel-hz5ib
    @Gamingchannel-hz5ib ปีที่แล้ว +120

    British: "Surrender you are surrounded"
    French:"All i am surrounded by is fear and dead men"

  • @johnjesus02
    @johnjesus02 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    That British redcoat who completely baited out his teammate sneaking up on the Frenchie is the highlight of the video for me 😂

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I would’ve been so disappointed if my teammate just snitched on me like that 💀

  • @benhaney9629
    @benhaney9629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9830

    British: “Surrender!”
    French: “I accept your surrender.”

    • @Kneb587
      @Kneb587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      Frenchman: "However, I have no jail to hold all of you so I am afraid you must die where you stand."

    • @thatdudebelike...9439
      @thatdudebelike...9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @theschubey5878
      @theschubey5878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Genuinely laughed at this one of all these comments this one hits different

    • @goldenknight0010
      @goldenknight0010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like how that soldier is watching his comrades die and he just plays the flute

    • @onionman2117
      @onionman2117 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hahahahha A Bridge two far "I am afraid I lack the facilities to take you all prisoner"

  • @adeptusastartes1392
    @adeptusastartes1392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5198

    Brits: surrender! You've been surrounded!
    Darth Frenchie: All I am surrounded by is fear and dead men monsieur.

    • @swatbaker
      @swatbaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      AND IM ALL OUT OF FEAR

    • @therubennation8700
      @therubennation8700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That's a Darth Vader quote from a comic

    • @PULSE88
      @PULSE88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @adeptusastartes1392
      @adeptusastartes1392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@therubennation8700 yeah THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS now you ruin the fun.

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Another perfect reference.

  • @Sapoman2211
    @Sapoman2211 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    This is basically french history in a nutshell - beats the shit out of everyone, constantly, for 1000 years, until they lose one war and get memed forever for it.

    • @phineasgage8252
      @phineasgage8252 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Once germany formed, you were doomed

    • @leeworley6727
      @leeworley6727 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Their greatest leader wasnt even French. It took a guy from a different country to overthrow the government for France to ever win major wars. Im gonna keep the memes.

    • @xatime2833
      @xatime2833 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      ​@@leeworley6727he was french, no matter how hard you try to spin it around. He was born in Corsica which was a newly part of France.

    • @leeworley6727
      @leeworley6727 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xatime2833 So I googled it and both his birth and the french ownership of Corsica happened in the same year. So Napolean was French by technicality. But his culture was clearly not French he was quite clearly corsican I mean French wasnt even his first language. Anyways I will still conceit the point to those Baguette eating fucks they deserve it.

    • @sebastiancastellanospinpin
      @sebastiancastellanospinpin ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ​@@leeworley6727Napoléon Ier was Corsican. He was french

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like the one British soldier just nervously playing his flute as his friends are getting massacred

  • @Mr.-JBull
    @Mr.-JBull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13061

    May his legacy remain forever a man whom killed 3 officers and 7 infantry alone and with almost entirely melee

    • @kawikaahina1759
      @kawikaahina1759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +577

      3 officers and 8 infantry right? not trying to challenge you, just scared I have to go back to kindergarten to learn how to count again

    • @MagronesBR2
      @MagronesBR2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      He is Jean Reno's great-great-great-grandfather

    • @dinkmartini3236
      @dinkmartini3236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      And the only firearm kill was a point-blank muzzle-flash to the face. This guy had the blood rage. If you can't smell your enemy's bad breath when you kill them--it doesn't count!

    • @kassiog.6595
      @kassiog.6595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      And probably killed a few before being expectaded

    • @Milan-qu5ut
      @Milan-qu5ut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@kassiog.6595 expectaded

  • @jesuschrist138
    @jesuschrist138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6724

    They may have won the battle, but their morale is crushed.

  • @rogankane6901
    @rogankane6901 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    People: French will Surrender when they get a chance
    Meanwhile the French:

    • @MrSiamang
      @MrSiamang 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Could not agree more

  • @DrFunkman
    @DrFunkman ปีที่แล้ว +23

    One of the British soldiers says “I thought I told someone to watch the back door.” There were five people watching the back door. *Now there are five corpses*

  • @legomanc4555
    @legomanc4555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3235

    That guy doesnt have a gaming chair, He has a gaming throne.

    • @BritishFrenchman
      @BritishFrenchman ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmfaooooo best comment

    • @Tilith
      @Tilith ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do I want a gaming throne now ?

    • @michaelanimations3308
      @michaelanimations3308 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Tilith it sounds awesome to have but expensive

    • @ogladaczr.t.3168
      @ogladaczr.t.3168 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Having a throne while being in France during that era is... not a greatest idea

    • @BritishFrenchman
      @BritishFrenchman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ogladaczr.t.3168 lol xDD

  • @Rawdoggamer
    @Rawdoggamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5965

    “Please surrender….” As another British soldier gets bayoneted. This was great!

    • @imtheoperatorttv637
      @imtheoperatorttv637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      He wanted him to surrender for their sake, not the Frenchie's

    • @signoguns8501
      @signoguns8501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4.8k likes to 1 comment. That's probably the best ratio ive ever seen lol

    • @Zak66666
      @Zak66666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Straight outta monty python

    • @KingDragonKraken
      @KingDragonKraken 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@signoguns8501 true

  • @sauceyeti4381
    @sauceyeti4381 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Brit: "do you agree to surrender?"
    Franc: *"The guard dies! It does not surrender!"*

  • @coryt93
    @coryt93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This was absolutely hysterical. I have no idea what fucking game this is but the funny cartoonish walking coupled with the colonial music all while massacring an entire army without a sweat is gold. The voice lines make it even funnier.

  • @Mr_Jish
    @Mr_Jish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4461

    This dude turned an onslaught into a pyrrhic victory all by himself. What a legend.

    • @CXLP
      @CXLP ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I learned the world pyrrhic today, thank you.

    • @Original-Juice
      @Original-Juice ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@CXLP I learned it from the movie 187. Go watch that shit and thank me later

    • @CXLP
      @CXLP ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Original-Juice Thanks, I'll check it out :D

    • @kidthebilly7766
      @kidthebilly7766 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Original-Juice i learned it from total war, when you win a victory with heavy losses the after battle report describes it as a pyrrhic victory

    • @fedefedediego3266
      @fedefedediego3266 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHEATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR in the entry of the fort!! he now exactly where are all players

  • @chrissosa3723
    @chrissosa3723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5360

    British: "you're surrounded!"
    Frenchie Wick: "good, I can attack in every direction now"

    • @RonJeremy514
      @RonJeremy514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      The legend of Jean Oui-k

    • @user-en1mj8uc5f
      @user-en1mj8uc5f 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @removethatpfp yousubhumansackofshit what's wrong with that?

    • @garex1939
      @garex1939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @removethatpfp yousubhumansackofshit says the one with no pfp

    • @edvinkarlsson9368
      @edvinkarlsson9368 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @removethatpfp yousubhumansackofshit no pfp smh 🤦‍♂️

    • @mj6463
      @mj6463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RonJeremy514 🤣

  • @theprussian4616
    @theprussian4616 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Brits: *Discuss battle plans.*
    Frenchie: *AUTISTIC SCREECHING ABOUT ONIONS*

  • @JARV9701
    @JARV9701 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Surrender, There's one behind you, surrender."
    (180 turn right between the eyes.)
    That poor soldier had the element of surprise and got betrayed by his officer.

  • @ToxicBastard
    @ToxicBastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10202

    "There's one behind you, surrender!"
    "Merci."
    *shoots guy behind him*
    Glorious

    • @jacobsmallman5018
      @jacobsmallman5018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      He REALLY wanted that surrender. The guy behind him was probably a bit mad

    • @lonememe
      @lonememe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Not just shot him but blasted him right in the face! That was epic.

    • @aspiringadonis1253
      @aspiringadonis1253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      "good coms"

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "MERDE!"

    • @bibonator
      @bibonator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :D

  • @SYMBI05IS
    @SYMBI05IS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    British: "We have you 15 to 1"
    Last French Guy: *"I LIKE THOSE ODDS"*

    • @GM-kp7yw
      @GM-kp7yw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      La seule chose qu'ils craignent c'est toi
      Starts playing

    • @Krensharpaw
      @Krensharpaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Doom music begins to ramp up...
      "He pulls out his knife and just nods"

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "He's outnumbered 15 to 1
      And the battle's began!"

    • @Dagrizzb
      @Dagrizzb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then you'll have plenty of company....
      ...IN HELL!

    • @MatthewVanston
      @MatthewVanston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      15 British soldiers are trapped in a fort with one French soldier.

  • @KingOfStopMotion
    @KingOfStopMotion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Napoleon: "Surrender men, you have fought valiantly but there's nothing we can do...lay down your ar-"
    DrT D4rK534: "I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL SIR!"

  • @sadcowboysfan..
    @sadcowboysfan.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "theres one behind you surrender!"
    *turns around and proceeds to end his existance*

  • @deangeloellis729
    @deangeloellis729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    That French guy isn't going to heaven he's going straight to Valhalla.

    • @bjorneisenseite9025
      @bjorneisenseite9025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      AS a Viking, I confirm. This Dude Sits right next to Odin and he is drinking Beer there and Flirts with The valkyries.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@bjorneisenseite9025 As an Englishman all I have to say is: Fuck you! Why did you rape my wife and steal my cow? Why not the other way around? *WHY NOT THE OTHER WAY?*

    • @incognitobandito244
      @incognitobandito244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Neion8 both would have happened.

    • @acarriere30
      @acarriere30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he is french not a norse

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@acarriere30 He could be Norman, which is kindof both at once...

  • @azj_
    @azj_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6093

    "If I have 10000 soldier like that, I could conquered the entire continent of Europe in that day"
    - Napoleon Bonaparte

    • @serb9814
      @serb9814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He said that for Serbian army

    • @user-yq3ol5jn5d
      @user-yq3ol5jn5d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      @@serb9814 Serb my ass, this is a overused Napoleon quote used for everybody, from corsicans to polish

    • @serb9814
      @serb9814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@user-yq3ol5jn5d nah he said that for us suck it

    • @sleepingcity85
      @sleepingcity85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@serb9814 Sure. As everybody else claim ;)

    • @serb9814
      @serb9814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@sleepingcity85 nah i asked him he said that to me back in 1810

  • @jackkennedy3774
    @jackkennedy3774 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    British: "Surrender we've got you outnumbered 15 to 1"
    French guy: "I like those odds"

  • @wszystkowszyscywszystkowsz8683
    @wszystkowszyscywszystkowsz8683 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    if he would be old guard
    "THE GUARD DIES BUT DOES NOT SURRENDER!"

  • @robfus
    @robfus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2157

    "We offer you to surrend"
    Him:"Im sorry but I have to refuse you request of surrend, I don't have the jails for all of you"

    • @ncshuriken
      @ncshuriken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol

    • @mermeladebitch
      @mermeladebitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A bridge too far :P

    • @mechminded2207
      @mechminded2207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your foes refuse the offer of quarter, and vow to fight on to the last man.

    • @kaymarx9677
      @kaymarx9677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Je n'ai pas les moyens de vous faire tous prisonniers ! Pardon! J'aimerais! Mais je ne peux pas accepter votre reddition !
      Google Translate ain't much, but its French is better than mine.

    • @Lecradu6
      @Lecradu6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kaymarx9677 it's quite accurate, just a bit unnatural. A better sentence would be "Je ne puis accepter votre reddition, toutes mes excuses, je n'ai pas les moyens de tous vous faire prisonniers !"

  • @QuestionableAdviser_
    @QuestionableAdviser_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3738

    Best last stand I've seen in a online game
    (Edit - it really has been 3 damn years, and yall got recommended by the Algorithm huh?)

    • @Monsiemage
      @Monsiemage  5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I feel like it's going to blow up like 4 years from now when holdfast is a mainstream game lol. To this day, this is the only thing I've ever seen like this playing holdfast and I play with pretty much most of my gaming time so... yeah, I got REALLY lucky catching this on winter break from work.

    • @bastobasto4866
      @bastobasto4866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@Monsiemage "when holdfast is a mainstream game lol"
      lol

    • @user-gd1ky5xx7c
      @user-gd1ky5xx7c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Monsiemage recommended in 2022 lmfao

    • @mashyprod
      @mashyprod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Monsiemage yep, it sure is

    • @mglenwright09
      @mglenwright09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Monsiemage this just got recommended to me XD

  • @Longknife
    @Longknife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "The British are victorious."
    I dunno man seems kinda like a pyrrhic victory to me given the blow they just took to their confidence.

  • @josephpaulson9495
    @josephpaulson9495 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "We have you surrounded! Surrender now and we will treat you accordingly!"
    "...All I am surrounded by is FEAR, and DEAD MEN."

  • @pumpkingamebox
    @pumpkingamebox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    Brits: You’re outnumbered!
    French: But you’re clearly outmatched.

  • @giordanocosi8631
    @giordanocosi8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2487

    This guy deserves an entire Sabaton album for himself

    • @LairNobleza
      @LairNobleza ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAO 😂

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      HE SAW CROSSES GROW ON ANZIO
      WHERE NO SOLDIER SLEEPS
      AND WHERE HELL'S SIX FEET DEEP
      THAT DEATH DOES WAIT
      THERE'S NO DEBATE
      HE CHARGED AND ATTACKED
      HE WENT TO HELL AND BACK

    • @kingking-ci1gf
      @kingking-ci1gf ปีที่แล้ว +35

      WE, WE WILL RESIST AND BITE
      FIGHT HARD, CAUSE WE ARE ALL IN SIGHT
      WE, WE TAKE UP ARMS AND FIGHT
      FIGHT HARD, RESIST AND DO WHATS RIGHT

    • @kresovk5
      @kresovk5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Funny you should say that, given new song about lone French survivor fending off German attack.

    • @thatexitsignuser
      @thatexitsignuser ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BAPTIZED IN FIRE 40:1 SPIRITS OF SPARTANS DEATH AND GLORY

  • @CBZ-vk9bz
    @CBZ-vk9bz ปีที่แล้ว +7

    -Surrender!
    -WW2 french: please don't hurt me😭
    -Napoleonic french: *NO*

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3018

    "...and due to the valiant last stand of the French Soldier, taking the English fort completely by surprise through sheer determination and valour, the main forces were given enough time to organize a tactical retreat into a more favourable position, making the English victory over the fort nigh redundant. One man's bravery put back into balance an entire war. Vive la France. Vive l'Empereur!"

    • @leilagorrilla4842
      @leilagorrilla4842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Vive* ;)

    • @hayes7979
      @hayes7979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is this quote from?

    • @samsungs8628
      @samsungs8628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@hayes7979 he just wrote it 😐

    • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
      @Vikingr4Jesus5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@samsungs8628 Yup so I did.

    • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
      @Vikingr4Jesus5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@leilagorrilla4842 ah, thanks for the correction!

  • @primal_guy1526
    @primal_guy1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    “Vive La France!”
    *proceeds to single-handedly storm a fort, win, and nearly hold off a British counter attack while outnumbered 15-1*

  • @Il_Principessa
    @Il_Principessa ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man literally take the "valeur et discipline" motto literally

  • @sheriff1933
    @sheriff1933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    People before : "French surrender to easily."
    People now : "Yeah, it was before..."

  • @chumblesthecheese8580
    @chumblesthecheese8580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    "The British are Victorious!" Well yes, but actually no.

    • @dylanhealy8126
      @dylanhealy8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “What is, Battle of the Somme?”

    • @gar7108
      @gar7108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They were mentally dominated, even if they did win the match

    • @Ulfnarr
      @Ulfnarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, at least the remaining ones!

    • @CommissarChaotic
      @CommissarChaotic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phyrric victory

  • @johnnymcblaze
    @johnnymcblaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3101

    Imagine how bad his team must have been for him to actually loose.

  • @teamofone1219
    @teamofone1219 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    British: You are outnumber 3 to 1!
    French: It's an even fight now.

  • @doctorcure-ator0049
    @doctorcure-ator0049 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In his last stand, the French soldier valiantly claimed 11 lives before he went down himself. What an exemplar.

  • @disregardtheconstabulary1276
    @disregardtheconstabulary1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    "Get out of there Jacques! They're all around you, you will die!"
    Jacques, the absolute mad lad:
    "Magnifique! They can't escape this time... ALLONS-Y! VIVE LA VICTOIRE!"

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The cherry on top would be a gigantic Tricolor strapped to his back.
      "VIVE LE REVELUCION!"

    • @jazz96765
      @jazz96765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      In french we never say viva, it's always vive. I don't know where the confusion came from, but viva is in Spanish. Just a heads up.

    • @disregardtheconstabulary1276
      @disregardtheconstabulary1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jazz96765 Thanks for the correction and pardon my French :P

    • @user-bf1to7co8c
      @user-bf1to7co8c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thebighurt2495 en tant que français, je me permets de corriger : VIVE LA REVOLUTION
      VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE
      VIVE LA FRANCE !!!

    • @borisgeorge9104
      @borisgeorge9104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@disregardtheconstabulary1276 if you want the sentence to be perfect it will be " vive la france" or " pour la victoire." which mean 1) long live the France 2) for the victory/win

  • @johndunn1625
    @johndunn1625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    "I'm completely surrounded, those poor bastards!"
    That one Frenchman, probably

  • @alexanderpoirier3350
    @alexanderpoirier3350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “My right is driven in, my center is giving way, the situation is excellent, I attack.” - French General Ferdinand Foch

  • @702_ninja7
    @702_ninja7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    That’s a Pyrrhic victory for the British, too many casualties to take down one man

    • @imasmackya
      @imasmackya 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I seen that movie too.

    • @vodamiinurl1337
      @vodamiinurl1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He wiped a fort

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imperial Japan and Soviet Russia: “you mean too little casualties?”

    • @ohboydiamonds
      @ohboydiamonds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      plus how tf do you explain that to your higher ups, "yeah one guy wiped out like every single one of us except like 3 dudes all by himself"

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ohboydiamonds higher ups like "what do you mean "he took the fort"?!?"

  • @Peagaporto
    @Peagaporto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    This man single handedly nullified the french "surrender" stereotype

    • @richardlopez4459
      @richardlopez4459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Makes me think of the Musketeers when they, as I believe just 5, held the tower against an entire infantry regiment.

    • @leoferrero9796
      @leoferrero9796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@richardlopez4459 like at Camerone with the French foreign legion

    • @paulozhan
      @paulozhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @mr.wendigo imagine having to rewind 106 years for the last time the French did anything useful in a global conflict lol

    • @paulozhan
      @paulozhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @mr.wendigo funnier still is that the very hero behind the battle of Verdun epitomized the French surrender stereotype (Pétain)

    • @luxhistoriae1172
      @luxhistoriae1172 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulozhan other glorious battle like in Afghanistan/Mali/Yougoslavia etc ?
      French done a fucking bayonets charge in Serbian bridge just around twenty years before today.
      I think your a bit an asshole

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the one dude getting mad at his teammates had me cracking up laughing. i’d be mad too if i called out a guy coming up behind my entire team and they all bite the dust

  • @Ghostyfrost9688
    @Ghostyfrost9688 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:55 "I thought I told someone to watch the back door" LMAO

  • @MuchKoku
    @MuchKoku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Mad props to the British officer who gave him the heads up. Honorable.

  • @teachmehowtodoge1737
    @teachmehowtodoge1737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This guy deserves a hero's welcome and a monument.

  • @Bravo_-yx1tk
    @Bravo_-yx1tk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This guy literally bayonet charged every month in the British stronghold and proceeded to fire from inside their walls. Great feat of honour has been witnessed

  • @3ChZer0
    @3ChZer0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    2:06 Tells him to surrender and warns him about someone sneaking behind him 🤣

    • @TheTimbs_
      @TheTimbs_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Then he proceeds to get put to sleep.

    • @TheSlowPianist
      @TheSlowPianist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Good old British manners

    • @JM-dy4ty
      @JM-dy4ty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What an idiot he ratted out his teammate

    • @Kisamon
      @Kisamon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Really? Tell my position? You can just shoot me yourself."
      - The dead teammate

    • @TheTimbs_
      @TheTimbs_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Kisamon you might as well have shot me yourself

  • @allninelivez7631
    @allninelivez7631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2032

    Probably actually happened at Waterloo. Those French soldiers devoted to Napoleon never took surrender as an option. Especially his Old Guard. British were probably in fact saying "Surrender and we'll treat you accordingly"

    • @MrTomcus1234
      @MrTomcus1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I'm sorry to break it to you, but Old Guard routing on the French left flank caused a mass panic and withdrawal. Later they stood still and were slaughtered when battle was lost, so not really a heroic last stand, more of a terrible day.

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MrTomcus1234 mmmm not arfter being committed and fighting hard and suffering greviuose casualties. So this could of occurred during the rout

    • @MrTomcus1234
      @MrTomcus1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@historytank5673 fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attaque_de_la_Garde_à_Waterloo not really

    • @msmlolmanpolybrige0335
      @msmlolmanpolybrige0335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@MrTomcus1234 they didn't rout, they retreated, very different

    • @lo2.220
      @lo2.220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The old guard refused to surrender, they said "the guard dies it does not surrender" at their final stand when surrounded (other sources say they answered by "shit" to a proposal when they were surrounded)

  • @liamgriffin218
    @liamgriffin218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Sir, we're surrounded"
    "Good, that simplifies the problem"

  • @normanlandstruck3985
    @normanlandstruck3985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That was amazing. The British may have won the battle, but this little French soldier captured all the attention.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    The Frenchman took it personally when the Englishman said *"Surrender!"*

    • @lostinyourways
      @lostinyourways 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahahahaha

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Englishman triggered his Berserk Word XD

    • @DogeickBateman
      @DogeickBateman ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pitioti”Surrender!”
      (BFG division begins playing in the Frenchman’s head)

  • @josephpark6502
    @josephpark6502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3571

    How did the French lose with this guy on their team?

    • @mattissilverbern7791
      @mattissilverbern7791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +917

      He is too powerful so he can only join when half the French have died

    • @johnrenwelmauro2387
      @johnrenwelmauro2387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

      most of them probably surrendered

    • @Strazer12345
      @Strazer12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      @@johnrenwelmauro2387 HEHEHEHEH THAT IS FUNNY HEHEHEHE I M ENGLANDER AND RETARDED BECAUSE INBREED

    • @Chickentenddies
      @Chickentenddies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      The rest were too busy painting and protesting

    • @johnrenwelmauro2387
      @johnrenwelmauro2387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@Strazer12345 ok

  • @Ligierthegreensun
    @Ligierthegreensun 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Tell DrT D4rK534 that he has ever lasting claims on my gratitude” - Napoleon

  • @hrodebrt
    @hrodebrt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "you and what army?"
    "You are mistaken, I AM THE ARMY"

  • @vincentdarksea6342
    @vincentdarksea6342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    Fighting for Francais, knowing i was doomed was irrelevant.
    HAHAHA this was great fun my mate and i were pissing ourselves laughing and unfortunately it was more luck but Holdfast had some of the greatest moments i've ever had in a game.
    -DrT D4rK534

    • @odnamsrazor2364
      @odnamsrazor2364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      damn, talk about a reply that needs pinning.

    • @azertyuiop7893
      @azertyuiop7893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is this actually you?

    • @vincentdarksea6342
      @vincentdarksea6342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@azertyuiop7893 Indeed it is lol.

    • @angrohaha2259
      @angrohaha2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You're a true warrior

    • @izDatVibe
      @izDatVibe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ayo why this comment ain’t pinned??🤨

  • @36_Midfield
    @36_Midfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    I'm not stuck on a battlefeild with a whole British army,
    The British army is stuck with ME

  • @kogerugaming
    @kogerugaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Legend says whenever you are close to him ingame you can hear victoire est a nous, and he's not even using voice chat.

  • @KC_312
    @KC_312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The English: Surrender!
    That one French madlad: LA GARDE MEURT ET NE SE REND PAS!

  • @alaskannative11
    @alaskannative11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "Surrender, and we will treat you accordingly."
    Dude RPing as a French soldier: "Je ne parle pas anglais!"

    • @anonymousfish2456
      @anonymousfish2456 ปีที่แล้ว

      rip

    • @sazechs_451
      @sazechs_451 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Around that period, English officers would likely speak French, so communication was definitely a possiblity
      Possibility for the Frenchman to taunt them of course 😂

    • @DulocGuardsman
      @DulocGuardsman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@sazechs_451Your mother is a hamster and your father smells like elderberries!
      -French Soldier (Probably)

  • @goniom7716
    @goniom7716 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I did a similar thing once in Roblox Blood and Iron.
    I was playing in the map La rothiere and saw my teammates go down one by one, and after a while i was the only one left on my team.
    I then continued to fight all alone and managed to somehow take out half of all the enemy teams players.
    Then i went out of the church (which is where i took out most enemies) and went to face their sapper.
    I unfortunately lost that battle since i was low on health and i then apologized to my team for the loss, but they said that i did well.

    • @Astridvonpreussen
      @Astridvonpreussen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Todos tuvimos buenos momentos en B&I

  • @derekblackwell2601
    @derekblackwell2601 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was 1 French soldier. Imagine what 10 of him could do?

  • @Noahboy8
    @Noahboy8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    The flute music in the background really adds to hilarity of it all. Casually walks into the fortress, they all see it coming, yet no one stands a chance. There's one behind you, surrender now *shoots threat* .
    happy flute music 🎶🎵

  • @romanzuna3197
    @romanzuna3197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    British: surrender
    Madman: my ancestors are smiling at me imperial can you say the same

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When I tell you the REAL reason my uniform is red they will be...

    • @Enigmashoot
      @Enigmashoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Berserker3624 Because you are rosbeef

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @D Anemon hides the blood of French men killed in battle

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @D Anemon ask the french, Spaniards, dutch, Irish, natives in america,bores, Indians, Chinese, russians, ottomans, Italians and germans🤷‍♂️

  • @onceuponatimeonearth
    @onceuponatimeonearth ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the god damn flute music in the background in these clips always get me

  • @matthewmendoza7417
    @matthewmendoza7417 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Make a note of that man's bravery."

  • @NinjaBray
    @NinjaBray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "There's one behind you, please surrender"
    *LOUD MUSKET SHOT NOISE*

  • @larissa3293
    @larissa3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    A true warrior never surrender he fought to the last

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A true warrior only considers surrender when he exhausted all his means of effective action.

    • @Yellowscorpionx
      @Yellowscorpionx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Briselance no

    • @dagakotowaru6118
      @dagakotowaru6118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Briselance no

    • @terralp2062
      @terralp2062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Briselance Sounds more realistic.

    • @jurikurthambarskjelfir3533
      @jurikurthambarskjelfir3533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The last Gaul

  • @narkroshi88
    @narkroshi88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Napoleon himself.

  • @the_weezman
    @the_weezman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    French in war stereotype: *surrenders at a leaf falling wrong*
    French in war historically: *this whole debacle*

  • @O-Brien98
    @O-Brien98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    He did not go gently into that goodnight.

  • @mokka1115
    @mokka1115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    And how can a man die better, than facing fearfull odds. For the ashes of his fathers and the tempel of his gods ?

    • @Masaki-1334
      @Masaki-1334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Only way to die is on your feet, stand with me battle brother?

    • @Paterrrr
      @Paterrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice quote from Horace bro

    • @mokka1115
      @mokka1115 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @O.G Autistler it's than, look it up

  • @garyowens1284
    @garyowens1284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    May we raise a statue for french madlad in Paris for his dedication,valor,honour and mostly his heroic sacrifice for his fellow county men MAY HE BE A REMINDER TO YOU'S ALL

  • @theanchorshat585
    @theanchorshat585 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "When a new arrival asks about the one to whom even Britain bows her head, the answer is always the same: 'He stood alone at Waterloo'. And that answer is enough."

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “ La garde meurt mais ne se rend pas !" ("The Guard dies but does not surrender!")

  • @thewarroom6118
    @thewarroom6118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “Surrender now… you shall be treated accordingly!”
    I laughed so hard!

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Please surrender now and I will treat you accordingly”
    “You fucking surrender!!!”

  • @sahilm483
    @sahilm483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy went down just like Optimus Prime did in Transformers 2 in the Forest Battle scene.
    "You'll never stop at one, i'll take you all on!"

  • @wheeliebin18
    @wheeliebin18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "He's a man of focus, commitment, of sheer fucking will!"

  • @sondersaga1366
    @sondersaga1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    People don’t realize how impressive this really is

  • @Forbiddensirenz
    @Forbiddensirenz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “There’s one behind you! Surrender!” *Proceeds to pop him in the head* lmao.

  • @lmaodead2900
    @lmaodead2900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    This man singlehandedly became the entire French Army.

  • @brucewayne2955
    @brucewayne2955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "The British are victorious"
    But at what cost? 😭 Lost 11 soldiers to one guy. Dude is the embodiment of "I'm taking them down with me" & "For every one of you ten enemies will fall" & "We have you surrounded surrender or die" & "There's 10 of us & only one of you. --I like those odds. You should've brought more men"

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean it’s a video game so the cost isn’t anything

    • @elliothill3953
      @elliothill3953 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “I’m not going to hell alone!”

  • @GeneralGouda
    @GeneralGouda ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s the French Rambo, but he’s LeRambeau

  • @pianochannel100
    @pianochannel100 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Surrender there's one behind you" "Oh thanks"

  • @therandomartist3201
    @therandomartist3201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    The final Frenchman: you believe we French are weak, non. We just know that life is precious. But when you come pushing our home, we push back. I may be the last Frenchman on this battlefield, but I shall show you why we should be feared!

    • @uncle7215
      @uncle7215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      damn that's really good

    • @ZZ-vd3uz
      @ZZ-vd3uz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@uncle7215 especially when reading it with a french accent

    • @kimsey0000
      @kimsey0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read it with John Cleese's french accent

    • @ncshuriken
      @ncshuriken 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimsey0000 I read with someone elses French accent. His initials are JC too. th-cam.com/video/W5auEs8o32w/w-d-xo.html

    • @ncshuriken
      @ncshuriken 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @O.G Autistler Look who's talking! :P

  • @josefrobbins8781
    @josefrobbins8781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Odin: How the Hell/Niflheim did you end up here!?
    French Soldier: Honestly monsieur, I'm just as surprised as you are...

  • @DiamondSupplyC0
    @DiamondSupplyC0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he shot the dude with the musket I lost all control of my laughter

  • @canobenitez
    @canobenitez 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Proximity eavesdrop must be one of the funniest thing about this game, I come back to this video every once and then