What your favorite Job says about you!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2020
- Here it is, what your favorite job says about you! This is just part 1 though. If enough people want it I will definitely make a part 2!
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What is your dream job?
MVPerry Nurse, if I can qwp
Ya
MVPerry Vet xD I love animals
Train driver i love trains
The plague doctor or the Norovirus doctor
When he said "Teacher: You like ruining kids lives with homework"
I felt that.
_This comment was made by the unemployed/full time student gang_
2nd time I saw you today
@@Gothicveil wait
What type of fish are you made?
I see you at least 2 times a week.
@@mia0721 me or the guy on top?
@@mia0721 more like 10 times a day
"Artist: You're doing what you love but you're barely paying this month's rent"
*Well yes, but actually **_yes_*
I can't even work get or a house I'm only 11 years old
I'm still young, but I'm worried about my life already. How am I gonna get a house, with my crppy artworks
@@vex-xiao Hey, just have confidence in yourself dude. You got this.
I felt that
Haha im 11 too and yeah im terrified of whats gonna happen when i grow up bc i cant even do my hair correctly or remembering my homework how tf do i live on my own?
Pilot : *You want to fly in a big cylinder of metal or you don't wanna die alone.*
I have to agree
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
Psalm 46:10
God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
the earth.”
John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
Ephesians 2:8
“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
In The Name Of The Father.
And Of The Son.
And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
You could do both I think
sounding like some sort of osama bin laden type of stuff
Damn. I can't wait to fly in a big cylinder all day, every day.
"Psychologist: You wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own"
I think I've found my future career
And don't they also make a lot of money?
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
Psalm 46:10
God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
the earth.”
John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
Ephesians 2:8
“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
In The Name Of The Father.
And Of The Son.
And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
Scientist: "You're a nerd but you're respected."
*_No, no. He has a point._*
*You're a nerd, but still not respected*
@@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 *Sometimes yes, sometimes not.*
@Sara_ Aurora Ouch.
295th like
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
Psalm 46:10
God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
the earth.”
John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
Ephesians 2:8
“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
In The Name Of The Father.
And Of The Son.
And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
Farmer:
-youre dumb
Me who lives on a farm:
-youve yeed you last haw
Yea me too
Imagine living in a farmer
SWEEET HOME ALABAMA
Dont worry I bet he has mirror in front of him
Ushijima be like
I came to find out what my dream job means - psychologist.
"You wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own."
That is literally the most accurate thing I have heard to describe me. If that isn't true, I don't know what is.
Imagine wanting to be a psychologist
This post was made by the Psychiatrist gang
I came to see if they've psychologist, and I couldn't agree more
Saw psychologist on here
Spot on description
I’m still going for it 😎
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
Psalm 46:10
God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
the earth.”
John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
Ephesians 2:8
“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
In The Name Of The Father.
And Of The Son.
And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
The Teachers at my effectively no homework school are actually really nice. We even get surveys asking for our opinion on how the class is being run.
I wish I could go to this school.
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
Psalm 46:10
God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
the earth.”
John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
Ephesians 2:8
“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
In The Name Of The Father.
And Of The Son.
And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
Which school is this and what country? I’m going there!
"Nurse: You either care about the people..."
Yeah, that's pretty true--
"Or you care about the money"
*sweats nervously*
I bet 99% of nurses only care about the money
I want to make my own job.
I want to create a job that helps the Government, and does a bit of Crimes.
It is not the Mafia.
Scientist: “You are a nerd”
Me: oh ok
“But you are respected”
Me:yey
Dude me too I do want to be a scientist
You know your not a nerd, you just smarter than other ppl UwU
Sis I relate
I want to be one as well
what the pneumoniatroniclamoriana this is a holy lots o likers
The fact that you acknowledged us voice actors makes me happy! Also it's really true
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
Psalm 46:10
God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
the earth.”
John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
Ephesians 2:8
“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
In The Name Of The Father.
And Of The Son.
And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
The psychologist one was so true and relatable to me 😂
You forgot one.
Animator: You forgot what a sleep schedule is
So true lol
Ya
U mean bedtime??
@@fatlindislami181 yep
Umm.. TH-cam animators yeah, but not other animators o>o
Psychologist:
“You wanna solve everyone’s problems but you have tons of problems on your own
Me: “I feel personally attacked”
Photographer:
“You like shooting people but not with guns”
Me: “...I mean..... you’re not wrong.....”
I like shooting people regardless of what it is I'm shooting with
I wanna be a psychologist 😓
Hi
Illusional Dreamz lol
Illusional Dreamz me:sees the first text
Also me:SaD sTeAvEn InTiNsFiS
I’m a Veterinary Assistant and the Veterinarian segment was on point!
Farmer: you are dumb
It's a joke...
Yet it's offensive
Voice actor: "You grew up on Cartoons and Anime."
Me: Dang I've been called out
Same lol
I'm already a voice actress I don't get paid but I do it because I always wanted to voice act
@@nezucothedemon4627 Same
All those days of watching Yogi Bear and Lilo & Stitch are catching up to me...
@@purpleflowers8723 Same My fav is Kellen Goff
Farmer: _laughs in agricultural engineering degree_
I learned something new from a TH-cam comment! I think this is cool :)
How did your comment got slanted?
@@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849 _ you _
Btw without the space
@@honkskaii Huh like this?
Ilikepink
"engineering" lmao
Honestly, my favorite job was working as a librarian. Pretty much everyone there was super chill, and I got a lot of time to myself
Docter:
"Your parents wouldn't let you be anything else"
Me:true TwT
Doctor: Your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else
Me: Cries in Asian
Hi- I Exist i felt that (I'm Asian)
Are all asian parents like that? Mine too.
Cries in African
I love how most people can relate to this
Hi- I Exist aha
MVPerry: "I'm awesome."
MVPerry: "Everything I said was a joke."
Good one
Thinking the same thing
GOTTEM
Hahaha
SMART
My dream job would be a farmer. Idk why, but I just love being out in the open air. I do agree, farmers do need to be more respected for the work they do for the planet.
As someone who aims to be a psychologist, that was damn on spot!
"Photographer: you shoot people. But not with guns"
Is it too much to ask for both?
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0:53 bro u actually got it right lol
I'm not one YET, but I'm hoping to be. I have designed some houses in sketchup (what my dad uses to design his buildings)
Doctor: "your parents won't let you be anything else."
*Cries in Asian*
"You're a nerd"
Well he's right-
"But you are respected"
Guess I won't be a scientist anymore
Lol. MVPERRY is really correct. He probably has insider info.
;w;
IDK how people became a scientists?
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
Psalm 46:10
God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
the earth.”
John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
Ephesians 2:8
“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
In The Name Of The Father.
And Of The Son.
And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
Bruh lol same dude I’m a nerd who isn’t respected in any way shape- or form!
MvPerry: "Video Game Designer: You want to make the next Undertale or Fnaf"
Me: Well, you're not wrong
MvPerry: "but you'll likely make a shitty game that only 5 people actually play"
Me: *surprised Pikachu face*
Me: well yes, but no
SAME fellow gamer
Yes
Ikr I m studying game design so that kinda hurt
I'll prove the world wrong!
pilot: You dont wanna die alone.
TH-camrs: you need an actual job.
I mean right now im a game designer, im really big yet, i just make small games in Rec Room and Roblox, but i do have an epic story ive been working on, i did TRY to be a youtuber but i couldnt get neither of my oculus quests to send the vid to my Pc so i could either publish an unpolished and unedited video mostly about my line of thought behind my games, or just me being my usual supervillian furry personality, making weapons of mass destruction in multiplayer servers and stuff like that, do you think people will enjoy that as a video? I’ll just stick with game design for now, even though i (somehow?) got 6 subscribers on TH-cam. Anyway i love watching your content i started watching your vids a few days ago and ive just been binge watching all your vids, from a retired comidian to a funny TH-camr, your hilarious even though no one’s ever told me what anime is. Thus you gained my subscription, thanks for making me laugh!
Voice actor: you grew up on cartoons and anime me: he’s not wrong
Same ( ´◡ ゝ◡`)"
Not me i have never watched anime or a cartoon and i like voice acting
YESS
@Claudia nope i was a child that only sleeps
@Claudia IK
Voice actor. "You grew up on cartoons and anime"
Well, you're not wrong
Well actually that is obvious
Yup
Yeah
Well i like voice acting and i never watched anime or a cartoon
@@thorstennl1013 maybe videogames for you then, i suppose(?)
Engineer: you like to solve problems... and not getting listened in the process xD
Engineer: A mix of mathematician, scientist, a raging caffeine addiction, no sleep, a daily doubt of why you chose to be an engineer in the first place, and a desire to make star wars a reality.
He missed that part
Scientist: You’re a nerd.
But you’re respected.
Yes yes
resssspekt us
Everyone is against me being a scientist cuz they think I'm crazyTwT
Yes
@@laranightgames-5079 oh my poor baby! same
300th like
AY GRAPHIC DESIGN I LOVE DOING THAT!
"How many anime do you love?"
MVPerry: yes
Artist: "Youre doing what you love but youre barely paying this month's rent"
My 14y.o artist self: _furiously thinking about the future_
If you make art your life, take some business courses and learn how to sell your work. Good luck.
I'm 14 and I wanna be an artist too so yeah life is scary-
What if ýøü wanted to be a r/thanks i hate IT. artist
Same
*Farmer*:
“You are dumb”
_You know without us you can’t get milk right?_
Wont stop the dads
And all of humanity as we know it would forever be gone
He’s kidding
@@infinitywar509 I know that
True ;-;
“I’m a TH-camr and I’m awesome” a few seconds later “everything in this video was a joke”
“You’re extremely dramatic”
Oh.. I cry every day thank you very much
“Teacher: You like ruining kids lives with homework”
Me: Well yes, so I can get back at my elementary school teacher’s grandkids
wow HoW cOuLd YoU lol
Dang,XD
And the cycle continues...
No, the principal is forcing teachers to give homework, who is forced by the government.
They are not forced to give homework. They aren’t even forced to give real work. My ela teacher just lets do what ever the hell we want after we listen to a chapter of the book we are “reading” xD
Psychologist:-
"You wanna solve everyone's problems"
"But you have tons of problems on your own"
Me :- *cries in a corner*
You have the same nickname like my Maths teacher
But you get good pay
Oof same
@@redead8513 what is it😂
@@shadowcreeperking8423 aahh not in my country though
Barista: has English degree
"My name is Walter"
"One small coffee for *_Wall_* "
I have always dreamed of becoming a voice actress and acting out voices for an anime show
"You wanna solve everyone's problems but you have tons of problems on your own"
*I feel called out*
Me too...
Same...
3:51 3:52 3:53
Same tho
The best it's what I want to be
I’m more fascinated by how many different jobs anime women have
I only liked this bc I want see it at 100 not 99
me too
Yeah it's kinda sad at the same time tho
169th like
I feel good with myself for once in my life now
@@Karl_toffel. lol
MVPerry:TH-camr awesome😎 Me:TH-camr lazy😂
Automobile engineer: you make cars, people put the wangs
Doctor: “your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else”
Literally every Asian: *tell me something I didn’t know*
yep
I'm Asian, my mom wants me to be that guy who like reads something
Imma be a doctor or my Asian family gonna disown my arse
Euphoric Hm....My dad and mom are more liberal....but my grandmother...Lords Above, my grandmother. XD
Yep this is every accurate
Artist: "You're doing what you love but you're barely paying this month's rent."
*I have never been so offended with something I 100% agree with*
Touche
Putz
Agreeded Blox
From your pfp i think he is right. I MIGHT BE WRONG.
Same
What about an astronaut? I'm curious lol. Nice vid by the way
Thanks you’re awesome too 😌
You should put:
Veterinarian: you like animals more than people
Didnt ye already put it?
People are animals actually
True
I do
Well yes, but actually, yes.
“Doctor: Your parents wouldn't let you be anything else”
*”Asians: it truth!”*
True story
Thanh Nguyen yes I ducking true my friend.
I'm Asian and I want to either be a doctor or business women. 😅
So trueeee
Yup being Asians gets you to be like a doctor.
Aunt and uncle:Kills me with work just so I can be a doctor
Automotive technician: You love being screwed over by warranty work and not get paid
You missed one
Computer scientist: You didn't want to become a doctor, so you resorted to the last option
"Mathematician
You hate yourself."
LMAO-
you r masoshist he should said that
Yeah yeah i know i am suck
he's not wrong...
Oh hi, welcome to my school house!
It’s like he read my mind-
Interviewer: “Okay, Before you’re a Starbucks barista, Spell Julia.”
Me: “J-o-l-e-e-y-a”
Interviewer: “Congratulations, Your a fully qualified Starbucks barista.”
Okay, next time i go to a star bucks, ill make sure they get me name right
Julia is mah name fhuddhdrghefsbhusrihbcsfgii
Literally after I read this comment I saw a comment and user's name was Julie and then something else I forgot tho
「Rhøss」 a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t you v w x y z there I spelt it
I am Brazilian, and here in São Paulo, We have a starbucks and my sis's name is Giovana. The waiter put her name as Jeovahna
that one bit about the construction workers is so accurate
When he said you spent ur whole childhood playing fps games for any job in the military, I'm like, since when we're things like war thunder (and hopefully soon il play) DCS, fps games.
Wait do military pilots in this vid go into the pilot part, or does it count in the anything military part since he did say anything ain the military
Me wanting to be a veterinarian:
*Why is this so true?*
@Sushi Oh... my sister wanted to be veterinarian. I am sorry you disliked your job. ;-;
@Sushi Hold on. You THINK because you want to be a veterinarian you only like puppies and you're really young? Of course it's not. If YOU dislike your job it's not our fault. I've wanted to be a veterinarian as long as I can remember but I've cried over losing pets and watching shows of pets dying and stuff. It's heartbreaking but in the end, there are SO MANY different ways to have fun and enjoy yourself. You need to quit your job if YOU hate it because at the end of the day you should do something you love. You get to help animals which are usually your passion. Next time take into account about all of the opinions and thoughts and just because you don't like your job doesn't mean you should think we shouldn't be a vert because we are "young" or "only like puppies." I'm sorry if this came across as rude but I wanted to express myself. I feel mad at myself if the came across as rude because I am trying my best. Apologies if it did.
Here’s another one:
Psychiatrist: You want to be a legal drug dealer
Heh sorry...
I’ll let myself out...
You mean pharmacist?
@@anonymous9938 they did mean psychiatrist beacuse unlike psychologists, psychiatrists can prescribe drugs.
Also doctor lol.
Therapist: you like to try to solve people's problems but you can never solve yours
Doctor
"Your parents wont let you be anything else"
Kind of accurate if you ask me. This also happend to me too i think
Mathematician
“When you were five, you fell in love, it didn’t last. He ran from you, literally ran from you. And being Kenyan, he ran fast. When you were ten, in love *again* . This peace corps guy. You waited hours inside his tent with flowers. Which made him laugh, which made you cry. By the time you were 13, you decided you would be a mathematician. Because math is real. You learned a lot of pi because addition and subtraction and division would never make you feel so stupid-”
That_Random_TH-camr64 e.e when I immediately know what this is
MEAN GIRLS YES YES YES AMAZING
I feel ya
I knew that someone will get it :')
WITH LOVE-
I DIDN'T GET IT, I WANNA GET IT SOMEHOOOWWWWWW
Game designer:I’m gonna make a game called “Yarny”
Plot: A clothes designer drops a yarn ball into a magic lake, and a piece of yarn comes to life, being able to constrict enemy’s and adapt to various situations. Yarny has to collect parts from boss fights to make a rocket to space to fight another piece of yarn that has created a space station to destroy the world.
Good idea
Damn you're creative
Thats really cool
I thought of one
Plot: the person who is writing is the serial killer. He blames
everyone else so they die. The police recruits him and they figure out he is the killer, they read his diary and realises the people he "killed" was actual criminals, they do magic and brings him back too life.
👏👏👏 believe! You’re gonna make it
Good job on the 2m subscribers
Astronaut: you dreaming going out into space and all you can is just dreaming!
MVperry: theres a 90% chance youre bald and slightly overweight
Kingpin: *walks away*
Kingpin: :'(
Psychologist:
"you wanna solve everyone's problems, but you have tons of problems on your own"
*OH BOY*
*world war 2 flashbacks*
This one is actually true. Take it from someone who actually wants to be a school therapist in the future.
Sometime I wonder if there are psychologists FOR psychologists?
Chichi, You just gave me this thought and holy is it breaking me-
The game creator one shots me in the head 🤣
Trucker: You like dealing with traffic in a big truck hauling stuff across country for more than 24 hours
Doctor: Your parents wouldn’t let you be anything else
As an Asian, *I FELT THAT*
Same
EXACTLY.
Yea but at the end I bet you won't reject it. I would love to get a good job like a doctor, not for the money but because friends and family would finally respect me. However, I'm too lazy to study.
Kektaran; I agree, they would have more respect TwT
I am so sorry, man
I often wanna be youtuber, I sometimes want to be veterinarian , when i‘m angry I just want to be a killer... •_•
Kira
I always want to be a VETTT
Hol'up
Wait a mi-
Ah yes the best job
My dream is to become a voice actor and what u said is not wrong😂, I literally grew up with cartoons and anime. And my motivation+inspiration was Miraculous🙃
Author: You’re still trying to write a best seller after 5 years.
Doctor: Your parents won’t let you be anything else.
That is so accurate and coming from an Asian family that is a 100% true.
Man, same for me!
Same and I'm also coming from a Asian family this is so accurate
I swear me mom be making me cry becoming a doc like Nooooooo
Just Autumn :3 good thing I’m American,Canadian and italian
I'm disappoint my parents when i get my job
he doesn’t say marine biologist: *sad jotaro noises*
Lol i was thinking of the same
Omae wa Mou shinderu
Oml I’m shocked that someone actually wants to be a marine biologist like me 😂
I was waiting for him to say microbiologist or to be even more specific, a cellular biologist. Haha
No astronaut :(
You forgot
3d designer: You -almost- never sleep
At the end acting all casual after-
I not even going to finish
My favourite job wasnt on here lmao
I feel like
"Animator"
"You still watch cartoons even though youre old"
Meeeeeee
@Coffee_Explosion :3 yeah i love travel but i really couldnt be a pilot because of my motion sickness lol. Lucky people i say
Mine is a translator ;-;
Psychologist: You wanna solve everyone’s problems, but you have tons of problems on your own.
Me: ...Well...ok I mean your not wrong....
Sadly true. But atleast your still helping people
Can relate 🤣
*sighs*
Ikr
fun fact: police used to eat donuts in 1980 and lower, but now its burritos
TH-camr: your awesome
Me: aww thanks
*Drug dealer:*
You don't like drugs, that's why you sell them
Engineers: the fusion of programmers, mathematicians, and scientists. Im a nerd who hates themself but is respected. (Except by the boss who ignores what we say and gets people killed.)
th-cam.com/video/rp8hvyjZWHs/w-d-xo.html
Rick
Well....yeah
Architect with a vision: Your probable nightmare :)
Sorry out of topic. Christian or Not, Atheist or Not. I'm not forcing you to read this. You have a Free will. to Choose God Repent and Come back to Him or Suffer with Demons in the Hell. ✝️Hell is not a joke 💀⚰️🥀 JESUS IS COMING SOON THIS IS A WARNING ⚠️PLEASE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE JESUS IS KING HE IS THE SON OF GOD👆🏻✝️🤍🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
Psalm 46:10
God says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in
the earth.”
John 14:6 Jesus answered “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
Matthew 28:20✝️“I Will Be With You Always Even Unto The End Of The World.”
Ephesians 2:8
“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
In The Name Of The Father.
And Of The Son.
And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙🤍✝️😁
ur video's are way too accurate i swear
TH-camr: Your awesome!
Me after 7 years: I'm Awesome!!!
Me: waiting for him to say animator
Him: ends the video
Also me : *silently sighs*
👏gacha👏isnt👏animation👏
Emoji boi part 2: Electric boogaloo I know :) It’s just like the first step to animating.
L1zz13 •_• hah! 😂
*artist*
@@nahguy👏They👏 never 👏 said 👏that👏gacha👏was👏 animation
Photographer: you like shooting people... but not with guns.
I mean it goes both ways
Pilot is my favorite
Yep that's right, I played Minecraft as a child and now you'll see me inexplicably floating on a 1 meter cube of dirt suspended in the air by nothing but my imagination.
MVPerry: ”Photographer: You like shooting people...”
Me: They Be Correct!
MVPerry: ”But not with guns.”
Me: They be no longer correct...
For all those people who think I’m trying to be ”relatable”, I’m not. It’s just a joke and I’m sorry if some people who read this are too silly to understand that. However, there are some people in the world who do suffer from a compulsive need to harm others. Not because they’re crazy but because it’s an instinct. People like myself, please reframe from calling it ”so not relatable” when that’s not the intention (and is not to be ”relatable”) or purpose of this comment. Purely, it is a joke.
Have a lovely day to all those people who think I am trying to be ”relatable” when I am not.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY AND RELATABLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no
@@Idlydonte hell yeah! Teach those people who try to hard to be RELATABLE!
plz stop calling people idiots
@@Idlydonte r/whooooosh
@@deutschlandundamerika3587 i dont think thats how you use r/woosh lmao
News Reporter: "You lie to literally everyone."
Me: *I have been exposed*
I’m a cook and yeah I do love cooking more then anything. So you got me there 😂
Architect: you spent your whole childhood playing Minecraft. Now your do it irl
Me: he's not wrong
Veterinarian: *"You like helping animals more than people"*
*_tHaT's mE!_*
Edit: sorry if your pets have died from vets. I have been thinking about being an animal trainer or working at an animal rescue with cats, dogs, birds, etc. that have been neglected, abused, and if their previous owners cannot take care of the animal anymore. Thank you for reading and understanding :)
Your telling the truth- you even have parrot in your name and on your profile-
@@Yes.its_me. :)
@@tarafinnegan9385 That’s kinda rude
@@tarafinnegan9385 i know how it feels,my cat died cause someone poison him and we take him to the vets but he didnt make it,however,if they had deadly sickness,that doesnt mean vet can help them,they just reduced the pain ig,its like corona,there arent any cure yet,but some people survived.
My dog literally died because of a negligent, greedy vet who decided to cut corners. Not saying all vets are bad, but veterinary places are often (at least partly) scams/money grubbing schemes. Google “ACL surgery”. It’s a injury common-ish in dogs. Anyway, the vets usually cost lots of money for the diagnosis alone- and the actual surgery costed thousands of dollars. It didn’t work, and poor Stanley blew out the other ACL too. It didn’t help at all. (I was VERY young at the time.) It sucked, and a few other dogs we had went through the same thing. My later dog Joanie got a tumor, and the same basic thing happened: Expensive diagnosis, VERY expensive treatment (which we didn’t take). It sucks. If you wanna be a vet, i’m sure you’ll be better than those people :)
lol idk why i’m reliving bad memories in a comment here but... ye