I couldn’t find out what I wanted for Christmas, so I asked my friend what I should get. Her reply was “Get a life”, so what did I do? *I asked for a book that was called 1 word, life*
Him: "Remote Control Car! You wanna crash it into your friends!" Me: "Haha, jokes on you! I dont have any friends!... No one is getting hurt today!" "I am lonely.."
Even tho this video was made two years ago, I’m still gonna comment. 1. A guitar 2. Paints, canvases, an easel, paint brushes 3. An art set 4. Packs of loose leaf paper 5. A stapler and staple refills 6. (Something I know I can’t get) BAKUGOU MHA HOODIE
@@jokeisnonexistent6045 not to be rude but I think they mean like it's ok to have no dad because alot of people have no dads so nice dad squad like I said not to be rude
"Puppy: your dad doesn't want one" Me, not having a dad: *_"you underestimate my power"_* Edit: tHAnkS foR tHE LiKE- ha you thought My mom: *intense throat clearing*
Puppy: Your dad doesn't want one Me: *But...I dont have a dad.* Edit:OK you guys got this all wrong. My father is not dead, it's just that I have never met him above infant years.He left when I was 6 months ;-;
I don’t really like to step on legos I’m just immune to them at this point People who have just got legos and stepped on some and is currently in pain: is it possible to learn this power?
ZubinTEM the government is but a measly flesh mound beholden in my fingers. I will crush it like the worm it is. Overthrow the system, rule over all. Law will not stop me from throwing chaos into every comment section I go into.
I got mine because someone upgraded, then looked at their outdated phone and decided to toss it to me. I honestly was expecting to have to wait till atleast 14, turns out I get it a couple years earlier.
Someone in my class was being annoying so I said this Hay, what did you ask for, for Christmas? Him: uh why? Me: well did you ask for an ugly Chrismas sweater? Him: well no but I got one :( Me: probably bc it matches your face
Ok guys fr, what do you actually want for Christmas
food
your merch
Nintendo stuff
PLUSHIES!!!!!
Crickets
Remote controlled car:
You wanna crash it into your friends
A real car:
You wanna crash it into your friends
hol up-
Hol up right there buster
hol’ up
@Miyuki Sone me too
Accurate-
A gun:
You're american
*PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
True
AR-15:
You're being bullied in school
No, you’re from Texas
Basti I almost choked because I was eating biscuit and read this
Car: you’re not getting that for Christmas
Mr. Beast: *bet*
You wanna crash it info your friends
Mr. Beast can make basically anything happen like You want 10000000 Dollers I GOT CHU BRO
:0
420 likes won't ruin it
wow u made me actually laigh
“Ugly Christmas sweater”
“U want one to match ur face”
😂
yeah but thats like so real
"An ugly Christmas sweater"
"you want something to match your face"
*I cannot financially recover from this.*
@SlushCloudYT 2:12
Cereal Eather, don’t forget the bombs
I know that was a really good insult, I for real pauced the video there to say "DAMN"
@SlushCloudYT 2:12
Oof
Hes the kind of guy who smiles while talking
Yep
Well he does
When you smile you look like you’ll kill someone. Cough cough, *MIDORIYA*
Tenko tf u doing here?
@@PeanutWithWiFiAccess u mean Shigaraki?
Puppy-“Your Dad doesn’t want one”
*Bold of you to assume I have a dad in the first place.*
“Car, HAHA ur not getting that for Christmas”
My old cousin: *Gets a car for Christmas from a friend*
I hope I get my brothers 2005 Lexus ES 350
When I turn 16
Me rn ((((；ﾟДﾟ))
@@bodhithespoodergen Get A Ford Corsa From 2003
Red LoopingYT umm I don’t live in the uk I live in America
"Ugly Christmas sweater"
" You want something that matches your face"
Me: I mean he's not wrong...
I’ve felt comments before... but not as much as I felt this one
Very true
And you're Bakugo.
Look at that sweater...
BURN
well yes
“Money”
“Everyone in existence”
*ok but like why is that so true*
Bc society runs on money and money can buy all of this stuff
I like your account thumbnail man
@• Mel's Hell • I want robux and a gun.
tHaT iS wHaT aMeRiCa'S aLl AbOuT
And yes, I mean yes.
Not ppl that have so much
because no one wants a trash unrefundable t shirt man its all about the thing you actually wanted not a trash soccer all you never wanted
I couldn’t find out what I wanted for Christmas, so I asked my friend what I should get.
Her reply was “Get a life”, so what did I do? *I asked for a book that was called 1 word, life*
"Legos"
"You like stepping on legos"
OR- You like to see people step on Legos.
Underrated comment
I like to see people step on Lego
Lol!
Omg yeah
You sadist!
“Puppy”
“Your dad doesn’t want one”
Me: accurate.
But then he ends up spending more time with it than you
SAME!
It my mum that doesnt want one and shes the "boss" of the house
But yeah
Same cept its my mum
•frappe• same I dad doesn’t like animals
"Ugly Christmas sweater: you want something that matches your face"
Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
You literally just help me on my Christmas list😂😂😂🎉🎉
Teddy bear: You’re always lonely at night
“*sigh* yeah..”
I got a teddy bear-
same
i just wont talk about why i have 12 teddy bears
@@dylanlopez1253 and i thought i had alot lol
i have like 8 teddys
The money should have been
"you don't know what to get for Christmas."
Cvsmix Animations *acts like the reply button totally just showed up out of nowhere so I just comment this*
:>
Lol
Well then I get the money and I don’t know what to buy...
True
basically, or you’re saving up for the thing that’s too expensive to ask for christmas (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
“Puppy: your dad doesn’t want one”
Fool! My mom doesn’t want one!
Lel
Yes but how many moms do you have?
Fool! I actually got one!
Fool! Both of my parents doesn't want one!
So true
"Roblox is your life, and you're ok with that"
That is......actually pretty true ngl
Agreed
Same i agree
copic markers:
you like spending your life savings on art supplies
Heck yeah!
star bruh true I spent like 1000 dollars on prisma and copic aaa
I asked for Copics 😂
@@antitank2900 thats a lot of money TvT
That's so me
Him: "Remote Control Car! You wanna crash it into your friends!"
Me: "Haha, jokes on you! I dont have any friends!... No one is getting hurt today!"
"I am lonely.."
But dont worry, this is a joke. (Totally..)
me: laughs in losing friends for driving into them with a remote car 24/7
Weeb life be like
You mosy likely have friends
Overpriced anime dolls:”your 40 years old”
Me:”I guess I’m 40 now”
Lol us Both
I want a Levi action figure ;-;
Also i am 9-
Sus
ultra sus
Even tho this video was made two years ago, I’m still gonna comment.
1. A guitar
2. Paints, canvases, an easel, paint brushes
3. An art set
4. Packs of loose leaf paper
5. A stapler and staple refills
6. (Something I know I can’t get)
BAKUGOU MHA HOODIE
that's literly me like all the way
Aka me if its years ago
Sled
"U want to sled off a cliff"
"Me: it just sound like suicide with extra steps"
🤣🤣
But that's how I'd do it tho
TheOneAndOnlyVixen
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
Dead bruh
@@carrotsprig R.I.P
Perry: “Puppy, Your dad dosen’t want one”
Me: *wants puppies but dosen’t have a dad* (Hooray? °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥)
Hell yeah
*No Dad Squad* 😎
YEAA
@@thatonedude9269 um....thats a little mean....what if their dad is dead or got in a divorce
@@jokeisnonexistent6045 not to be rude but I think they mean like it's ok to have no dad because alot of people have no dads so nice dad squad like I said not to be rude
No dad here!
Me: *wants headphones because they keep breaking*
*"You wanna be deaf by the time your 50"*
Me: *yeah that could work too.*
**Me on the other hand who boths want headphones but already got my dream headset:**
Me who wants one cuz I dont have one: ;-;
Same here mah dude ;-;
Same, I destroyed all my headphones, not my fault.
especially those iphone ones with wires they break easily as heck
0:43 The shadows in the corner of my room just staring at me: Am I a joke to you?
Ugly Sweater: you want to wear a sweater to match your face
Me: *Y I K E S*
:o
Big yikes
But he ain’t wrong :”)
CrazyCactusRBLX anime figures (my fav thing) : ur a creepy 40 year only guy
Me: Thanks a LOT
Even flex tape cant fix that
@KAYLA MATTISON no, just no.
MVPerry says VSCO girl the way Draco Malfoy says Mudblood
Yes
TRUE!
yes
Mouth boy
@@catalinaaguilera649 LMFAO
“Phone Case”
“You want one of those glitter ones huh?”
My friend: *NERVOUSLY SWEATING*
so true
SAME GURL
The roast and the memes it's so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Puppy:
Your -dad- *mom* doesn’t want one
My dad: Gets 4
Oh shoot, now Mista is gonna be angry because you have 4 puppies
@@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc hahaha
My dad: *breeds my 2 dogs for 8 puppies*
Hehehehe
GodzillaGamerFan 2020 MISTAAAAAAA
"Ugly Christmas sweater: You want a sweater that matches your face."
The shade tho
cries in ugly sweater
*Sad wool noises*
Oop
I want a sweater with your profile picture xd
I loved that one
Puppy: your dad dosent want one
Me: **aggressively looks at dad**
My family is 99 percent dog person. The 1 percent is me, a CAT person
@@whatandwhy4612 same but im half and half my sister is a cat person though but the rest of my family isn't me and me sister are the 1%
Yasna Sabzikari same
I want a drawing tablet
@@aliarts8968 same
MVPerry: "Roblox gift card"
Me: "My turn to get roasted..."
MVPerry: "Roblox is your life"
Me: "That's true actually"
"Puppy: your dad doesn't want one"
Me, not having a dad: *_"you underestimate my power"_*
Edit: tHAnkS foR tHE LiKE-
ha you thought
My mom: *intense throat clearing*
*:O*
*I have found my twin-*
My friend can relate
@@lylah4568 my cousin can relate his dad is away
I have 3-
BRO THATS DARK, WHY MAKE THAT A MEME!
Puppy: Your dad doesn't want one
Me: *But...I dont have a dad.*
Edit:OK you guys got this all wrong. My father is not dead, it's just that I have never met him above infant years.He left when I was 6 months ;-;
😬😬 idk wut yo say .
uhh sorry?
@@nathanzigloo2468 it's fine
That’s so me-
The Rotten Cupcake my dad begs my mum to get one XD
This has to be a joke....please tell me it's a joke...
I was waiting for clothes, and him being like “you’re boring”
A joke about clothes was originally supposed to be in there but that part got messed up so I had to cut it out rip
@@MVPerry Was it about poor ppl not affording? Just thought
EXACTUL
@@MVPerry for clothes I'd go for a blue hoodie and socks and sandles
(Don't judge me I think socks and sandles are cool)
@@Shiver-writer me too
Still coming back to this in 2022 for the christmas spirit.
A sled: you wanna sled off a cliff.
*Seems legit.*
Specially if its filled with ice spikes at the bottom
Yes 👏 👏👏
Literally just Clara Afton's death but on a budget.
So you’d want to be me
@@Natalia-jb7vv who the heck is Clara? There’s no clara afton in fnaf-
A new cosplay
Anime products like posters and figurines
Art supplies
*- i am a generic weeb -*
yea same exceptttt I also want a ticket to go to the anime world
Me too! And my parents honest think I am weird for liking anime.
Same
Me too but everyone in my house says I shouldn't and they tell me to shut up
Conventions are just weeb costume parties
He sounded so disappointed when he said
“or a vsco girl . . .”
I’M DEAD -
like stephen
I’d be disappointed too
it’s **vsco girl**
he litters then
Hah!
I love how he actually roasts on the Christmas jumper one
Puppy: Your dad doesn't want one.
Me with no dad: *Your rules don't apply to me*
Giorno why are you here?
Giorno, your dad is Dio.
I have n0 dad
@@andifemboy Yeah
Giorno.... If you had your dad, and a puppy, you would soon end up with a dad and no puppy
Ever heard of the legend of Danny the dog?
Overpriced Anime Figurines: "You're a creepy 40 year old guy"
Me who is 14 years old: *intense sweating*
You can't be a lolicon, if ur also underaged.
*Roll Safe
@@justabrokezombie6252 GET OUTPLAYED FBI
@@amquasi1907 yep, 900 IQ brain play !!!
Im 11 and i dont know why the f**k
Really, when i met someone like u i hate him
Anime is the worst thing in my life
Same
”Legos”
”You like stepping on legos.”
HOW DID HE KNOW THAT
Oh-
Idk how But I NEED THE NEW MARIO SETS
I don’t really like to step on legos I’m just immune to them at this point People who have just got legos and stepped on some and is currently in pain: is it possible to learn this power?
Lol
I need new LEGO StarWars 2020 summer wave sets
2:22 MVPerry: "You like trains."
Everyone in the railway community: "Yes. Yes we do!"
Makeup:
"You want to hide your face because it's ugly."
Me:
No i just want to cosplay
Same thing
TvT
And he respects you
hehe
S a m e-
that sweater isn’t ugly it’s a gamer’s way of being festive
I- bruh that sweater is not ugly its pretty
@@maryanabdi3876 you think a sweater with guns it’s beautiful?
And who wants a sweater
@@theVERYrealriot i want a sweater
@@uglyrobot57 lol
or the quiet kid's way
Puppy: "Your dad doesn't want one"
Jokes on you I don't live with my dad
Jokes on you I don't have a dad
Jokes on you i killed my dad
Jokes on you I ate my dad
jokes on you, my dad died right before christmas and I ended up getting a puppy and a kitten
Jokes on you I yeeted my dad
1:06
You know it makes sense for me 😂😂
Money: you’re everyone in existence
Well you ain’t wrong-
I want money... To pay for classes... To get a job... To earn money...
Yeah, I am spending money to earn money...
Everyone's a little greed or like me-
“Overpriced Anime Figurine: you’re a creepy 40 year old guy”
*Actually I’m 18 years old...and a girl...and a weeb...*
SAmE- Except I'm yOuNGeR
Ah ha haha ha ah ha ha ha ahah hahhahahahsahahhahahahahahahhahah
*laughs in 12 yr*
Giornowo Giovanna COPPA : I-I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
ZubinTEM the government is but a measly flesh mound beholden in my fingers. I will crush it like the worm it is. Overthrow the system, rule over all. Law will not stop me from throwing chaos into every comment section I go into.
Ugly sweater: “You want a sweater that matches your face.”
Uno reverse card
Your face that matches the sweator
@@IamHowToDie ah yes my favorite *sweator*
@@laudedah yes
its still the same if you severse it
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
THE PET ONE IS SOO ACCURATE
Mariah Carey: “All I want for Christmas is you.”
MVPerry: “Haha, there’s one more thing you’re not going to get”
Xd
LOL
haha XD
LOLLL
Wth....
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
"You wanna sled off the cliff"
Subtitles: *you want to sweat off the cliff*
XD
OMG LOL YAS
i was gonna say that!!!!!! but lol 😝
XD
sounds like something you do in fortnite
“Your a creepy 40 year old guy”
Me: oh- I totally wasn’t gonna ask for that on Christmas... who even needs an anime figure anyway... pfft...
@Eric Lee bro that’s just creepy stop
@@putanginamomaeanne ?????
@Samantha Rannaküla same but for me i change the word Tokoyami to Todoroki ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
@@audreybyrne7700 someone made up a story about this dude turning into a 40 yr old guy
Yes the roblox one is me
A relationship!
*yikes...*
If you ask for a relationship and you get one you’ll be sad for the rest of time unless you actually got a good one
Puff -_- just gotten broke up with yesterday but i don't want wanna those for a while now
@@Brooke32670 that's a mood !
*Roblox Gift Card*
“Roblox is your life, and you’re ok with that”
*How did you kn-*
Sameeee
Lol 😆😂 so trueeeeeeeee
Yup
Im ok with roblox but whyy the pic im srry but WHYYY
Kawaii Unicorn me lol
Over priced Anime figures: you're a creepy 40 year old guy
Me: *dO I LoOk LiKe-*
Yeah
Yes
YESS lol
No I’m just a teenage weeb who wants to collect anime figures XD
Im actually 12 and i want Anime Figures-
A brass instrument of any, no matter how low quality it is, at least its affordable
“Overpriced Anime Figures.”
Me: Oh that’s mine!
“Your a creepy 40 year old man”
Me: TRIGGERED
Same
*ruins my hero Acdemia pfp replies*
@@lix906 facts
Laughs in 14 years of life
Same
"Ugly christmas sweater"
"You want something that matches with your face"
Oofies. Lol
Nothing:
You dont celebrate Christmas.
YOU SORCERER!!
Black Birdie121 I don’t celebrate Christmas but I get Christmas presents every year! Does that.... make sense? O.o
Fair point but it’s still fun and festive and best of all cold.
How’s did u know
Yes
MVPerry: "Your two front teeth: your either five, or ninety"
Raina Telgemeier: "And I took that personally."
"You're a student who thinks a new laptop will change your life. Sadly it won't."
This hits too close.
Ya
this is exactly what happened to me, and hes right, i do watch endless youtube videos on it xD
It changed my life pretty massively
Am 200% more productive because I know that the screen won't freeze in the middle of an assignment
If I do get one (which is one thing I'm hoping for), there's more I plan on doing with it than watch TH-cam lol
@@DTTheKnight ya
Ugly Christmas sweater: *you want to wear something to match your face*
Me:
*o u c h*
Ouch
Oof
this is the greatest comment of youtube
I was like bruh-
How do u know about me?!
Me in mah head-
Idiot shut up-
Oof
“You want a sweater that matches your face”
*I am hurt.*
Hello fellow lucas
Why my battery at 69%
Me too
Same man also your user name is my name
whole video- *i am hurt*
The nintendo switch is so accurate! 😂
“Phone”
“Your addicted and won’t let go”
Sorry I just wanted a phone but I didn’t get one.
I got one and I’m just hanging around watching these videos
I don’t think I’m addicted, I also have painting and guitar to do
XxMacy_LovexX I wanted a iPhone 11 Pro Max and I got it 😝
I got mine because someone upgraded, then looked at their outdated phone and decided to toss it to me. I honestly was expecting to have to wait till atleast 14, turns out I get it a couple years earlier.
Ale Yolo you’re spoiled. I bet you’re 13 🤦♀️
Same
"ugly sweater: you want a sweater to match your face" "makeup: you want to cover up your ugly face" OOF SIZE 1000
So so true
oof size: large
I thought the same thing when I saw that lol
What I want for Chrismas :
A small tree made out of paper with a smile telling me that everything is alright
I am fine getting nothing
@just my name guusje 👁👄👁 ✔ amazing tree :)
Nothin’ like a lyin’ tree
i hope this is good
🗒
🗒🗒🗒
🗒🗒😄🗒🗒
🗒🗒🗒🗒🗒🗒🗒
📄
📰📰📰📰📰📰📰
📰📰📰📰📰📰📰
everything is ok📰
📰📰📰📰📰📰📰
i tried my best😅
Miku plush:
"You rent stupid enough to pay $60 for something
Like this"
Me:
WHY MIKU PLUSHIE IS ADORABLE LITERALLY LOOK AT THAT
FACE ITS ADORABLE
"You want to drink water every five minutes"
Me:Or you're a vsco girl
"Or you're a vsco girl"
Me:How did he know?
He read your mind :o
Because it's obvious???
He’s outside your window, watching you, even when you *shower.*
Savage Wolf Cubing r/woooooooooosh
What is a vsco girl?
"You aren't getting that got Christmas*
Rich people: Laughs in money
Basically byakuya
100th like UwU
“Ugly Christmas sweater: You want a sweater that matches your face.”
*DEAD BODY REPORTED*
Someone in my class was being annoying so I said this
Hay, what did you ask for, for Christmas?
Him: uh why?
Me: well did you ask for an ugly Chrismas sweater?
Him: well no but I got one :(
Me: probably bc it matches your face
Incase your wondering he just logged off of zoom 😂😂😂
@@lillilly8453 *DEAD BODY REPORTED*
@@kkirby00 lol
@@lillilly8453 LMAOOOO, good one 👏👏
1:18 "You're a little girl ... Or a creepy 40 year old guy"
That's caught me off guard
I thought Funko Pops would be
“You wanted anime figures but you’re broke”
yep
*you're
yes
Funko pops are still kind of expensive depending on which one
Overpriced anime figures: "You're a creepy 40 year old guy"
Me: does it count if I'm actually 15 but look like I'm 40?
Same mate 😂
Jotaro?
I’m 13 and I like over priced animae figures
h o w
Bruh
Was hoping the money joke would be “You’ve never gotten what you wanted.”
*The teddy bear, the blanket, the sled, Pokémon, headphones, roblox gift card, legos, and cosplay*
Me: HoW dI yOu KnOw?!?!?!?
lol agreed
Serena Pounds yeah
PinkShadow2000 Animates ur the same as me :0
Joey52307
Is that a good thing...?
Sameeeee
Cosplay: Is said
Me: *is working on Toga cosplay*Oh I wonder what image is gonna come-
Toga: Comes up on screen
Me: Nani?!
That is so funny that just happened to me.
cringe
Me: actually wants to watch it because I find it comical
My friends: YoU cLiCk CaUsE tHeRe AnImE gIrL
Lol
When you're a shut in otaku but your "friends" think you're a spoiled emo brat
From k on
@@takulmao9164 that isn’t true...
otakus have no friends
@@decearingegg8817 true, we are VeRy iNDePeNdENt
"u wanna sled of a clif" IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂🤣
"Overpriced Anime Figures"
*You're a creepy 40 year old guy*
me : **cries in 13**
Im 12 so i was like what👁👄👁
I'm 15 but I just want a waifu
@@titaniumcranium3755 same
Yeah
@@animefreaknalu4497 same =U=
"teddy bear - your always alone at night."
that hit home pretty hard
I just realized-
Lol xD.
I know...I know.....
I never feel alone at night.
Almost every night I feel like I'm watched.
Though, I love it.
@@randomstreetrat2549
I-
"I dont want dogs" is just your dad being tsundere
Yeah
Why did they marry their wife then
_ooooohhhh_
But my dad wants a pet dog
Holy sh-
THE FACT THEY ADDED ROBLOX- LMAO THIS IS SO HONEST AND TBH I FEEL IM NEVER GONNA STOP GETTING THEM EVERY CHRISTMAS-😊
"Cosplay"
Me: Now we're talking
"You're the definition of cringe"
Me: But, don't you cosplay, too?
"And I respect that"
Me: Oh, ok
I love how he just casually roasts everyone
😂 I know 💀
Yes😐
Roast?
He did nor roast anyone lol
LOL IKR SAME
Barbie doll
“You’re a little girl.”
...
“Or a creepy 40 year old guy”
papaya milk bruh
bruh
Bringing it down... bruh
bruh
I’m siting here rn and that same guitar is in the room I’m in lol
I'm probably the only person here who wants a box full of manga and some vocaloid games for Christmas.
Same
Facts
Nah, IM the ONLY one who wants that
Nope
I’d take a box of manga any day
Puppy
“Your dad doesn’t want one”
-bruh why is this so true he hates animals-
Same
SAME 😭
HOW COULD HE >:0 ANIMALS ARE AMAZING
@@heatherlowman7894 Ikr lol
Every dad in existence:
You forgot something, to actually be good at stuff. that's what I want for christmas🤓
overexpensive anime figure: you're a creepy 40 year old guy
me, a 13-y-o girl: *_o k_*
Jojo figures, why is The life so expensive ? Im 17 and i dont even have The half of The half of The whole price. Well, Lets call Santa :D
Mastercrow Carmine Harper i want to get a bruno microorganism but it’s too expensive :,,(
Why would anyone want Anime figures? I’d rather get something worth my money, XD
Candela grossi deadass
Me too