Think about it, the place with the most life is the place with the most death. Predators hunting their prey, herbivores tearing plants out of the floor before running and hidding in fear of the bloodthirsty carnivores, trees fed by the remnants of the dead...
There's some Black Metal bands out there that are from the Middle East, but to my knowledge, nobody has ever actually come up with an actual Desert Black Metal "look". Maybe white and lighter colored linen clothing?
The beach is pretty kvlt too. It's like the desert but with with crashing waves and crabs. And what animal is more kvlt than a crab? They run all over the place with their arms up, throwing perpetual devil horns at everyone they meet \m/
Nah they probably just got out of jail again and are back at it for awhile till the next bust, besides Black Metal and the desert just don't jive too good, desert scene in music is acid rock 50 years ago there was a band called The Doors and tales of a truck load of Navajo Indians scattered on the highway in the desert, or they went out and got stoned or wasted or had a peyote ceremony in the desert back in the 60s.
Thanks Woods of Trees to open up the eyes of trve metalhads ! It's ridiculous to go in the forests to talk about solitude and wilderness while they are crowded by so many black/pagan/etc. groups you can't make a step...
the dry valleys of inland antartica are about as barren and lifeless as it gets, that shit is like a moonscape practically. Also did you know Antarctica has fucking volcanoes named Mount Terror and Mount Erebus (Erebus is the greek underworld, for those who don't know why that should be something metal)?
I must have listened to this a hundred times over the years... I know this is supposed to be a parody, but man, the music is amazing. Behind the funny veneer, you are obviously an incredibly talented writer and musician - whatever you do now years later, the world needs to hear more of your music!
I watched this three times in a row so I could really digest how brilliant the lyrics are. Truly outstanding work. I would say this is probably the most important video on TH-cam.
Aw man, I’m the 445th person to comment, I feel terrible now, I broke the sacred symmetry. Seriously though, still relevant. We all really have to laugh at ourselves. So true and - This video never gets old! LOVE IT!
J'adore la punchline sur 3 des plus grands groupes Black Metal 😂 Le désert, c'est vraiment KVLT ! Musicalement, c'est très bon aussi, ça me rappelle ma jeunesse. Bravo les gars ! 🤘
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Damn wearing Black in the Sun in the Desert... Brvtal
I do it all the time while Mountain biking long distances
It's funny at first but the more you think about it, this actually makes complete sense.
Same!
Think about it, the place with the most life is the place with the most death. Predators hunting their prey, herbivores tearing plants out of the floor before running and hidding in fear of the bloodthirsty carnivores, trees fed by the remnants of the dead...
@@miguelcondadoolivar5149 isn't that rainforest tho? xddddd
There's some Black Metal bands out there that are from the Middle East, but to my knowledge, nobody has ever actually come up with an actual Desert Black Metal "look". Maybe white and lighter colored linen clothing?
@@yutingxue8569 only the truest black metalhead knows that he/she resides only in the black holes.
The beach is pretty kvlt too. It's like the desert but with with crashing waves and crabs. And what animal is more kvlt than a crab? They run all over the place with their arms up, throwing perpetual devil horns at everyone they meet \m/
Don't forget crabs pinch people and cause them pain, which is always kvlt.
Also, there is nothing bleaker than a half-naked old tourist shitting in the see.
These comments made my day 😂😂
And don't forget, that the crabs move like Abbath \m/
TRVE
That’s probably the first time i’ve heard the word ‘nice’ in a black metal song.
DartsDane The guy must have been incredibly nice to the singer for him to use that word.
"HE WAS REALLY NICE" Trve Kvlt
Dan Yup!
forest people best people
Nice Be'lakor profile pic
The sun is more TRVE KVLT than the desert
Soulside Journey Yup!
Venus, alternatively. It's already hot there _and_ it snows metal.
TTTHHHEEE TTTUUUNNNDDDRRRAAA!!!
My name is shams:arabic for son.I will take the compliment
Good profile pic
Trve arabic black metal
I guess we have the whole anti-christian thing pretty much solved there, yeah...
SubhanAllah... Arabic Black Metal sound beautiful! 😍
@@volcajohann Arab black metal tend to be anti-islam the same way as mainstream black metal is anti-christian...
Al-namrood
@@EmilReiko exactly
What's more metal than getting heatstroke from walking around in the desert in all black? Nothing! That's what! \m/
HAIL SATIN
hail sand
Hail Sandal
Woods Of Trees Desert is trve kvlt, and also hot as hell.. Hail Satin
HAIL TRUMP.!
HAIL !
Cool video but haven't u heard? Videos underwater are way more KVLT lol but seriously I love your work keep it cummin
You are right, DethLord. That's where I'm going next!
\m/
DarklordShadow fuck yeah like dethklok
DarklordShadow The water is full of cute little fish though
I agree tho but this trve kvlt enough for me:)
Not a single BM fans I showed this didn't laugh...good job!
Wow, you have BM friends, you're lucky
I didn't laugh but gotta appreciate the energy put into a joke vidoe
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. So Kvlt, Very Metal, 666/10.
John Jenkins The proper grade is Order66/Yoda.
Though you were dead... guess trve black metal never dies \m/
Satan let them return to create more music!
Don't you worry my friend I am not going away!! 666 hail
Nah they probably just got out of jail again and are back at it for awhile till the next bust, besides Black Metal and the desert just don't jive too good, desert scene in music is acid rock 50 years ago there was a band called The Doors and tales of a truck load of Navajo Indians scattered on the highway in the desert, or they went out and got stoned or wasted or had a peyote ceremony in the desert back in the 60s.
Metal will never die
they just had to discontinue their tape as they sold 10.
I'm really digging the corpse paint design, and the music is both funny and great too, I'd love to see an album done by you guys
Thanks! An album is definitely on the list.
Thanks Woods of Trees to open up the eyes of trve metalhads ! It's ridiculous to go in the forests to talk about solitude and wilderness while they are crowded by so many black/pagan/etc. groups you can't make a step...
how about the arctic desert?
otto von ottsville got pinguins and tusks
Not trve enough.Satan won't approve-_-
otto von ottsville you mean antartica
the dry valleys of inland antartica are about as barren and lifeless as it gets, that shit is like a moonscape practically.
Also did you know Antarctica has fucking volcanoes named Mount Terror and Mount Erebus (Erebus is the greek underworld, for those who don't know why that should be something metal)?
I must have listened to this a hundred times over the years... I know this is supposed to be a parody, but man, the music is amazing. Behind the funny veneer, you are obviously an incredibly talented writer and musician - whatever you do now years later, the world needs to hear more of your music!
SAIL HATIN
HAIL SANTA
HALI SNATA
TED
Yes.
Woods of Trees is now Deserts of Sands? I can live with that
What happened to the blonde guy? Did you kill him?
Vazul Tasi it was only self defence
I was wondering too
stabbed him 23 times.
+Mr. Wen \m/ stabbed him in the skull so he died immediately
did yo kill him?
- yeah like euronymous
oh thats so krieg. I thought this channel was dead
Never!
It's not dead, it's KVLT
U forgot trve black metal quality
set to 144p to fix
@Uncle Sam Yeah! 144p is way too mainstream nowadays!
I just found this channel.
And I fucking love it.
SAME.This channel and this dude is amazing.LOVE THIS TO DEATH!
Sounds like surf rock to me
congratulations 👏👏👏👏😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤❤💋💋💋💋💋
Stand aside Marduk! Get the fuck outta here, Behemoth! You gots competition.
I probably laughed waaaaaayyy to hard at this... very clever.. Hail the DESERT!!!!!
Fuck your hair man ! SO FUCKING BADASS !
the riff is so fucking cool!!!
1:25 you forgot to put subtitles for "and behemoth" after mayhem.
You call yourself woods of trees. yet all I saw was bushes.
Dunes of sand is more fitting.
\m/
"He was really nice" hahaah it killed me
Holy fuck, this is hilarious. I love it
Being METAL is being different! This is a new level of different. I FUCKING LOVE IT!
I watched this three times in a row so I could really digest how brilliant the lyrics are. Truly outstanding work. I would say this is probably the most important video on TH-cam.
What about, like, Antarctica or the North Pole?
Is the band being renamed to Deserts of Sand (or Sands of Deserts?) then? =P Love that you guys are still doing this stuff btw. Hail Satin!
The begining riff is just AMAZING! ❤️🤘🏻
I love this song. I listen it all the time
*Fucking cried all the way through this, way to kvlt.*
change the quality to 144p for maximum TRVE experience
you're pretty good
You're pretty good too.
hey thats pretty good
i bet immortal,mayhem members have seen this video and probably chuckled and cracked up laughing while smoking weed..
Nothing's more KVLT than a 60fps HD video recorded in broad daylight
Woods of trees, where did you film this? I tell ya, here in Colorado, especially on my property, desert, mountains, desolation, I got it all lol
This song is stuck in my mind
This fucking project is amazing. What's better than black metal that sounds good and is funny?
Dunes of Desolation... Sands of Ypres.... Carpathian Wastelands... \m/
Trve svn-scorched Saharan black metal! *hails the desert gods*
Amazing, Satin loves you for it. Where is It, Big Winter ????
THHHEEEE DESSSSSEEEERRRRTTTTTT
This is the best channel from TH-cam, Hail Satin 6.999.999.999.699 !!! \o/
In Soviet Russia, desert sings about you
The more you see these guys in the consert In real life the funny it will be. Keep on rocking guys your awesome 😅😅😅
All those videos in the forest, hah, more like life metal
which shampoo do you use?
This song has a really good point actually. I never thought about it this way. Where are you carrying that shirtless dude by the way? lol
I can't believe that I found my new favourite black metal band.
Is this Calotropis procera growing there? Have you recorded this video in North Africa?
Aw man, I’m the 445th person to comment, I feel terrible now, I broke the sacred symmetry. Seriously though, still relevant. We all really have to laugh at ourselves. So true and - This video never gets old! LOVE IT!
I fucking love this dude, subbed! Hilarious and ofc tr00 as Satin's blackened dick.
Can't get this song out of my head. What's the last band you mention @1:28 but didn't caption? Sounds like Behemoth.
Sounds like Behemoth to me also
When i started to watch this video i was like: "Damn i would roll down one of these Dunes".. then 1:57 came and i was happy! XD
Where did this guy go? Did he make a gory albumcover? Prison? Lost in the desert?
I'm glad I stumbled across this desert black metal song haha Love It!!
The riff at the start is actually really good
I must have taken several wrong turns on TH-cam to end up here, but I have no regrets! This is hilarious and awesome! xD
You can't fool me! Those long shadows means you're out there when the weather is temperate. You needed to shoot this video at high noon ;)
This is amazing. I laughed my ass off throughout the entire video.
Well entertaining & still trve kvlt too !! Awesome 🤘👹🤘
TRVE DESERT BLACK METAL!
Hahaha. Good one. Where is it?
I think the riffs should sound more like Melechesh or Al Namrood. Would fit more the Desert Theme. =p
The funny thing is that it sounds good😂 NICE VIDEOS DUDE KEEP MAKING EM
but there is no desert in Norway...
You got me there. I'm packing up, leaving the mountains and moving to Death Valley. Thanks for setting me straight.
Great work ! Where is this?
The desert.
I never felt this urge to slap somebody's face off until now.
when you wen`t to syden, but you need to make a music video
"and behemoth" was censored. YE ARE NOT KVLT ENOVGH.
I searched for desert black metal. Was not disappointed.
I got excited when I saw you guys uploaded. Automatically liked!
I hadn't seen one of their videos in a while.
I'm now on your side. F Mayhem and posers like them. Hail thy Desert, Hail Satin \m/ \m/
more vídeos plis...uhuulll Brasil porra
Jonas Ribeiro aleluia q alguém apareceu aqui :v
Isabella Jacobs como assim tem um monte de comentários...😂
Jonas Ribeiro HUEHEUEHE então eu sou cega :v ejjwie
Ahauahau acontece...A não ser que vc quis dizer que finalmente algum brasileiro apareceu aqui ...
Jonas Ribeiro siiiiim, eu quis dizer algum Br :v é a primeira vez que eu vejo alguém daqui comentando em algum vídeo deles ♡
AWESOME TRU KULT!!!
HUMANS CANNOT DO THAT !!!,
No words to say its mothertrucking awesome, i love ur videos,
MOTHER SOUTH!!!
Hahaha,
I can't wait for the new single "Frying and sunburnt"
Absolutely brilliant! And very KVLT....
Even if you set it to 144p it's not kvlt enough
thank you for existing
Whats your hair regimen??? Your hair is so fabulous even in the dry heat.
holy Shit fucking amazing I laughed my ass off
This song is so fucking amazing
Maaaannn,the man that walking his dog,is very nice!
You are the Dethklok of Black metal :D
To be TRVE KVLT you need to put the quality to 144 p
J'adore la punchline sur 3 des plus grands groupes Black Metal 😂 Le désert, c'est vraiment KVLT ! Musicalement, c'est très bon aussi, ça me rappelle ma jeunesse. Bravo les gars ! 🤘
The desert's for posers. It's too warm and there's too much sunlight. The Arctic is kvlt. It's cold, barren, and lifeless
The largest desert is in Antarctica
That fucking run trough the desert. Can't stop laughing
Since i know Woods of trees, i love Black Metal! XD
i really like the music
I love this so fucking much, you are amazing guys!!!¡
Surely Antartic desert is cold and frosbitten.