Horseshoe crab, three squid, three cuttlefish and a sea cucumber argue wether or not on octopus is gay or european as another squid exposes him as gay because he was yesterday
LanieMae their last names are "Cuttlefish", and it is also mentioned that they're actually Cuttlefish in their conversations at Cuttlefish Cabin in Tentakeel Outpost, hence the name; "Cuttlefish Cabin"
1:39 I never knew this image existed, so seeing it made me pause the video, over analyze it, do research, come to the conclusion that Nintendo supports this ship, laugh so hard that I cry, the crying become tears of joy, I go blind.
This timestamp wasn't perfectly timed for me and instead I just got a picture of a bunch of Splatoon characters standing under the word "gay" until I unpaused it.
@@black97_0 Judging by the fact it's been a year ever since the guy commented, the dub is either lost to time or taken down. I'll try to dig it up, just to see what I can find but i need quick info first: How do I recognize who Army is?
Thoughts on title: 1. This implies there is an argument for Agent 8 being gay 2. This implies there is an argument for Agent 8 being European 3. "Gay" and "European" are mutually exclusive And then it turns out to be an elaborate shitpost
I'll offer my two cents here: Normally, from what I've seen regarding Valentines Day art, it doesn't really confirm anything besides they fact the two characters in question are at least close friends. I believe SEGA released merchandise for Valentines Day that was something along the lines of, "Be my player two?" with Sonic and Tails, but it's cannon they treat each other like brothers. The Kirby franchise also has a couple wedding merch - even Kirby and Meta Knight RINGS but their relationship is described as "friendly rivals" in the games. So...yeah, Agent 3 and 8 may just be vibing in the picture as friends do
There is a alternate universe where Agent 8 is straight and this song makes no sense Ngl I kinda hope 8 is straight or at least bi, but like I’m not one to judge- Edit: I’m a Male 8 x Female 3 shipper no judging please ;-;
adacheeks how so? I never said I hated the ship, it’s just hard for me to like not canon gay ships. I respect people for who they are. Plus this is a video game ship, these characters aren’t even real... don’t r/wooosh me.
we were meant to be doing legally blonde in my school and we were gonna do this song (except we were gonna take out the you bastard bit and replace it with you cream puff lmafooonsbdgdgdh) , i was brooke windham and me and my splatoon obsessed pal used to always say this version - w -
Wait...is it official which gender agent 8 is because there is a female version, especially in the octo expansion trailer...soooooo WE NEED A FEMALE VERSION OF THIS!!
Why do people want either version of Agent 8 to be gay? It's never hinted at in-game. Sure, I understand headcannons and stuff but it isn't the law of the land!
I prefer 8 as straight but I can see why people think he’s not, I mean his color is pink and he wears a crop top (though he’s supposed to for the tests, it’s not like he wants to be pink, maybe he wants to be blue and wear hoodies idk)
The two most important questions of our generation:
Are you Gay or European?
Are you a Kid or a Squid?
@TomWiz Really, please pin this
@@LazzoD I don't think Tom has a voodoo doll.
@@ZJRLT Wait, youre right! Im gonna make one... somehow
Alright I’ll pin it
@@TomWiz IT ACTUALLY WORKED
They're a gamer
@@tizo1206 No he's a jojo fan.
He’s a gamer- not because he chooses too have no life, but because he chooses to have many.
Gaymer
@@ZJRLT No, he's a Joji fan
A GayMer xd
"I'm straight!"
"You were not yesterday."
*they did not just*
You need a replu
*reply
@@jakehe4027 thanks
They held hands
Dizzywoof ! *GASP*
Elephant agent 8 isn't real
Elephant Agent 8: 0:16
It’s cursed but I like it
Marsh Wølf Studios I saw this in my recommendations
That elephant me is the only thing I liked about this video
friendship has ended with being a kid and a squid, now being gay and european is the big announcement
Choke in popcorn*
This reminds me of that one vine
"Hey, I'm lesbian."
"I thought you were American."
I understood that reference xD
Now it’s
“Hey I’m gay”
“I though you were European”
I tought youre a squid
@@a_little_kiwiw916 I'm happy and mad I also understood that reference XD
Conspiracy your not gay if your European and your not lesbian if your American
Just wait until someone at Nintendo accidentally comes across this video
They would wipe out my channel in 5 seconds
They’d make it canon 😳
@@LanieMae shit you made me picture a scene with a song like this made completely by nintendo.
The 140k: people
Nintendo: *If we make this canon we’ll get money from these people*
@Lottop I dot think it is
Three coming out of no where and yelling “You bastard!” is the most intimidating thing I’ve seen all day.
Especially inner agent 3 at that
It’s great-
-When your mom walks in the room at that excact moment- 😰 --> ⚰️
@@w0omyf4n43💀
Agent 8 is cursed, you can tell by the elephant in the room
*When you've memorized all of the song's lyrics and know what's about to come up*
what's this song from
the song is literally called gay or european
it's from legally blonde
꧁drifter꧂ It is Called “There right there!” actually... But I get what u mean
I swear this fits so well
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But i still do not recognize Israel as a legitima-
Nice reference
@@MJBuses Marina sacrificed her labtop for one, but Pearl might've used it too much
hi im israeli and i dont know whats going on in this fandom anymore
109 countries
Stop
He's a octopus kid. Thats it.
Why can’t people just think this and not send this game even deeper into the internet?
Hyperleet seems that you don’t know what a joke is.
@@slug8039 half of Splatoon fan base takes things too far so he has a point
(😀) Yes !
To be fair, these jokes aren’t as funny as they used to be imo
4 stuck in the 2 dimensional world
Every fandom needs its version
Y e s
"Is he gay?"
"Is he European?"
Octo Boy: *YOU W H A T ? !*
you know this guy, are you french? ( a french like me ;-;)
Oui
Oui
Hey that's racist
guy in a pink t-shirt: passes by
All grandmas sitting on the bench:
"Give me a chance to crack this guy"
C.Q. Cumber already broke everyone
“I’m straight!”
“You were not yesterday.”
*im sorry can you repeat that*
This song belongs to Pearl
Agent 4, she is homophobic and racist.
Not that I don't support the two, 4 is just my favorite agent.
That's why she's my fav Agent.
@@yipps1171 wait what
To answer your question:
Yes.
Gay or Octorian?
Or European
Both
Kizu thats the joke
Bothhhh
gay or octoling
I have watched this an unhealthy amount off times
Same lol
Horseshoe crab, three squid, three cuttlefish and a sea cucumber argue wether or not on octopus is gay or european as another squid exposes him as gay because he was yesterday
And thats why i think this video is amazing
Wdym by 3 cuttlefish?
LanieMae Craig, Callie, and Marie
Lazaro Izquierdo but they’re squids
LanieMae their last names are "Cuttlefish", and it is also mentioned that they're actually Cuttlefish in their conversations at Cuttlefish Cabin in Tentakeel Outpost, hence the name; "Cuttlefish Cabin"
1:39 I never knew this image existed, so seeing it made me pause the video, over analyze it, do research, come to the conclusion that Nintendo supports this ship, laugh so hard that I cry, the crying become tears of joy, I go blind.
_”it’s canon?”_
Maria Ross i mean I certainly hope its canon-
But why's 8 a dude in the photo when the one in the trailer was a girl-
ツTheBlackScrunchie i mean i guess nintendo made it an alternative universe where 8 is a dude?
This timestamp wasn't perfectly timed for me and instead I just got a picture of a bunch of Splatoon characters standing under the word "gay" until I unpaused it.
Im starting to think this channel is a little way too super underrated
Exactly
This song could also apply to army from the manga since he has a British accent in the dub
**Grabs you by the shirt**
Please provide a link to that dub, I've been looking for dub for years.
@@black97_0
Judging by the fact it's been a year ever since the guy commented, the dub is either lost to time or taken down.
I'll try to dig it up, just to see what I can find but i need quick info first: How do I recognize who Army is?
@@Redder_Creeps He is an orange inkling from the splatoon manga, he looks rude
Hope you'll recognize him :D
@@illyaourt9293
Edit: turns out i know who Army is, i just didn't touch the manga in a while
I love Agent 4s voice, it suits her so well
yes
dont have to even watch it to know this is going to be funny
but seriously why the hell did i not expect this during pride month.
I know this is old but i have to say, the shiny shirts and tiny shorts line matched too perfectly
I don’t know why this was in my recommended
*But I’m satisfied*
When Disney makes a Splatoon musical
"Metro Hetro"
Well... I guess that makes sense
The image of Agent 4 from that selfie is just perfect.
Whoever decided to combine Legally Blonde the musical and Splatoon needs to see a therapist.
Whoever has a problem with Legally Blonde the musical memes needs to see a therapist
No matter what you say about the gay or European thing, we must admit one thing....
The song is really good done!
Thoughts on title:
1. This implies there is an argument for Agent 8 being gay
2. This implies there is an argument for Agent 8 being European
3. "Gay" and "European" are mutually exclusive
And then it turns out to be an elaborate shitpost
He is officially ga-
A Character: n o
Well technically the ship is cannon. But they are the same character no matter what gender so it depends on what you think.
@@eggswords7102 it was confirmed kinda with pictures of 8 and 3 on valentines day. It was on the twitter I think
@@marieantoinette1072 they could be just friends.
I like to think they just vibing
I'll offer my two cents here: Normally, from what I've seen regarding Valentines Day art, it doesn't really confirm anything besides they fact the two characters in question are at least close friends. I believe SEGA released merchandise for Valentines Day that was something along the lines of, "Be my player two?" with Sonic and Tails, but it's cannon they treat each other like brothers. The Kirby franchise also has a couple wedding merch - even Kirby and Meta Knight RINGS but their relationship is described as "friendly rivals" in the games. So...yeah, Agent 3 and 8 may just be vibing in the picture as friends do
@@cherilune5971 me too.
2:36 students when they’ve just finished exams but scientists say that there’s a whole other type of physics
I’ve watched this an unhealthy amount of times
I’m European but I’m not offended, and this was so much fun 😂😂😂😂
s a m e
Also I do not consider israel a legitimate-
Who is israel
Levi Cool last name israel is a country
Lol I literally clicked this expecting a discussion/debate and then it was even better🤣🤣
(Btw I never knew this song)
Agent 8 male = gay
Pink hair
Leather crop top
His voice
It is factual that people who sound like they’re drowning are _gay_
Why do the voices match the characters like it’s sorta uncanny
TRUE
Here I cracked up: 1:38
DAMN IT!
I can’t get enough of
“I’m straight “
“You we’re not yesterday “
There is a alternate universe where Agent 8 is straight and this song makes no sense
Ngl I kinda hope 8 is straight or at least bi, but like I’m not one to judge-
Edit: I’m a Male 8 x Female 3 shipper no judging please ;-;
Wow that's so homophobic v.v
adacheeks how so? I never said I hated the ship, it’s just hard for me to like not canon gay ships. I respect people for who they are. Plus this is a video game ship, these characters aren’t even real... don’t r/wooosh me.
@@dragonfire2424 then what haha funny roast can I do?
What if he’s bi?
Well, there is literally no concept art of Agents 4 and 3 being male so technical-…
*hol’ up ain’t that cross-breeding tho, octo and squid 😳*
When agent 3 said YOU ARE SO GAY YOU BIG PARFAIT
It was oddly satisfying
And oddly fit
So this is what I watch at 6 in the morning interesting...
Everyone: 3D
That one dude stuck in 2d: (agent 4) goddamnit why is it always me
This is amazing.... on so many levels
This is the single best thing on planet earth. Thank you for this blessing.
we were meant to be doing legally blonde in my school and we were gonna do this song (except we were gonna take out the you bastard bit and replace it with you cream puff lmafooonsbdgdgdh) , i was brooke windham and me and my splatoon obsessed pal used to always say this version - w -
How great XD
these kind of splatoon videos give me life
I really like Marina's voice
Me too ngl
Wait...is it official which gender agent 8 is because there is a female version, especially in the octo expansion trailer...soooooo
WE NEED A FEMALE VERSION OF THIS!!
The thing is that the voices are male so it's usually male characters included in the song
Where the heck is this song even from. It sounds like it was a meme someone put way too much effort into and I love it.
It's from the _Legally Blonde_ musical.
Everyone: is he gaaaaay? Or European!
Me, who's gay and european: *confused screeching*
1:39 oh my I didn’t know Nintendo supports female agent 3 x male agent 8. I ship it too
Gay or European
What’s the difference?
Im just kidding don’t come at me plz 🥺✌🏻
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@@mote_con_huesillo2205 *@*
Mote_Con_Huesillo how dare you
Oh, you know, that's simple, gays are cool, stylish, and relaxed, while me, for example, is cool, stylish and rela-
......
I have a girlfriend I swear
Plot twist: he’s Bi
(I love this video, thank you for showing me my favorite ever song)
I love how 3 sings at the end
I've already watched this video like twenty times today and I still enjoy it :D
This is canon
They could either be close friends
And let's see what Agent 8 has to say to all this ...
Greetings from Spain!🌺
i'm french, so i'm don't spanish and i dunno talk spannish (captain obvious) but ...
eropean FTW
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“Is he gay or octarian?”
Idk why this was in my recommendation tab, but I don’t regret seeing this
Agent 8ephant is my sleep paralysis demon.
I can excuse male octoling but I draw the line at Marina being straight
Dont worry, Elephant Agent 8 isnt real he cant hurt you- 0:17
“im straight”
“you were not yesterday” 😂😂😂
This is legendary.
(In my own weird headcanon all Octolings have British accents. So European, I suppose.)
Beautiful song
hah look up: there right there!
This is the best song in existence
I knew he was both, im european so i knew that part, the gay one was obvious
I lost so many braincells watching this
Agent 3’s voice is so cute 😍
0:56 male agent 8 in a nutshell
I like how Marina is there as our resident Gay/Lesbian expert.
I like the amount of effort that went into this video
i feel bad that everyone is judging 8. he could be straight.
or european
Why do people want either version of Agent 8 to be gay? It's never hinted at in-game. Sure, I understand headcannons and stuff but it isn't the law of the land!
TheNintendNub64 Well it seems like canon 8 and 3 are female and I ship them. Just look at how 8 looks at 3 at the ending.
Dude this is a meme from the legally blonde play calm your titts
I prefer 8 as straight but I can see why people think he’s not, I mean his color is pink and he wears a crop top (though he’s supposed to for the tests, it’s not like he wants to be pink, maybe he wants to be blue and wear hoodies idk)
Lol this is so addicting
Funny how I didn’t think he could be both until it was spoken💀
Ferb, I know what were gonna animate tonight.
this is beautiful
Video: Appears in TH-cam
Me being European: O H
But Spanish so no one wears that: haha
I'm a french guy, eropean FTW
This made me laugh for some good weeks
Thanks for getting this stuck in my head.
gayopean
Agent 8 Can be gay or not it's based on the person who's controlling him
I never even thought about it that way
People keep saying their Agent 4
I've literally never seen a more random video apear in my recomended
Why foe s everyone's voices fit the characters so we'll, especially marie omfg
Bold of you to assume any splatoon character is straight
Ah, I remember when my theatre troop did Legally Blonde. Good memories...
It’s officially canon for me I’m headcanon that Marie is just uncontrollably rasist to marine 8 and my version of Neo 3
8: I´m straight!
3: You were not yesterday
8: O_o !!
I dunno, is agent 3 lesbian or american?
He’s gayyyyy
@@Yuni-ou1ll wait,that illegal
What did he do to deserve this?
I know I feel bad for Octoling boy, I hate what the internet has done to him
He was in the same room as 3 and smiled at him so they must be gay
If anybody is taking this seriously I'm being sarcastic
He didn’t where the afro
Wait if she saw a condescending smirk on Agent 8 and every other Dude at her work doesn't that mean
The voice and the splatoon character is really fit so well (sry for bad English)