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I watched the whole saga with my brother and i dont really know the details of the story because we were pausing and mocking and laughing the whole time🤣🤣🤣
I tried this with my cousin and a handle of vodka. The rules were simple: drink every time someone says or does something stupid. Honestly we cleared the first movie with not too many shots taken. But somewhere in the second movie we blacked out, and the last thing we remember was cooking shrimp at 3am but we couldn’t find a spatula apparently so I was turning the shrimp with my fingers. I’m guessing that last part because I woke up stinking of vodka with burned fingertips.
I’m 17 and I just recently watched the whole saga well becuase of Robert Pattinson don’t blame me lol, but I remember when I was in elementary school my older sister and her friends would play wolves vs vampires in the park and I remember they made this whole story completely different to what the movie was about, and I believed it was the movie they were role playing, one time one of the girls legit bit me and my friend on the arm and made us believe we were actually vampires, we would drink cranberry juice and swore to never tell our parents that we were vampires. Watching the whole saga now although I sort of enjoyed it I was disappointed that the story wasn’t the same as the one my sister and her friends made up 💀😭
The one rumor I heard about the writer of this series is that she imagined herself as Bella and imagined her brother as either Jacob or Edward. I can never unimagine it :’)
@@TheBlushBunny yea it’s weird cuz stephanie’s brother’s name is jacob… she’s just a strange person overall. she had me when she said vampire venom eats away melanin so all vampires regardless of race become ghostly but ✨perfectly✨ pale 🫣🫠
@@o.o7797 the movies were smart enough to not go for it, so they didn’t REALLY tamper with the melanated actors (to black ppl laurent was kinda ashy lookin, but he still had pigment) in the books he was light, same for the amazonian and spanish vampires
Thanks for blessing us with this video! 🙏 In my opinion, the franchise would have been better had it actually focused on likable, interesting characters, like Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Leah and even Charlie. Instead, they all get shoved into the background, and we have to suffer through a boring love triangle between three bland, despicable people.
I watched twilight for the first time when I was about 8… my step sister one day said “hey you like Harry Potter right? Well here is the next best thing” it wasn’t 🥲 When watching the scene where they kill James I was so scared I hid behind a bowl and was traumatised for like a week 😀 I then was obsessed with it until the age of 12… so much so I’d leave my window open in hopes of my own Edward Cullen 😐
James actually played a tape of her mother (Renee) looking for her when she was younger (although what person records them panically looking for their missing child) but anyways it was just a trap that Bella being her low intellectual self walked into.
LMAO! I write books and in one of my books, the hero has a stalker and his heroine is his bodyguard. I literally was thinking of this scene in Twilight when I wrote this section because I always thought that was a foolish way to fall into a trap! 🤣 She thought about what other specific instructions she might need to give him and realized that he shouldn’t trust the voices of his friends. “You will keep your phone on you at all times. In the unlikely event that someone is trying to enter your bedroom while you’re alone in there, you will call me right away. I don’t care if you know who it is. I don’t care if you recognize their voice. You will not open the door, do you understand?” “That’s crazy. What if it’s one of the guys?” Tatiana raised an eyebrow at him. “Do you mean one of the men whose voices have been recorded and broadcast worldwide for any person to download and sample at leisure?” “Shit, I’d never thought of that,” he said in alarm, staring at her with wide eyes. “Exactly, and I’m here so that you don’t have to.”
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My favorite part in the whole movie is the flashbacks they show when Jacob is explaining how he’s descended from wolves, the dudes in the flashback are wearing the GOOFIEST clearly plush wolf hats and it just kills me every time
I'm a day one twilight movie fan. Never thought to get into the book. I only saw breaking dawn in theatres I think. I wasn't friends with die hard fans so I didn't have to worry about them spoiling it while I waited for its to go to DVD. Around the same time I got into True Blood on HBO too (I shouldn't have because it was definitely not for tweens but I digress) To answer your question though Bellas mom was never kidnapped. James found a tape from Bellas dance recital. On the tape there was a moment when she was panicking calling Bellas name because she lost her. When Bellas finds the source of the sound you see the tape playing. I feel like it goes by quickly so I'm not surprised you missed it.
The Twilight Saga are some of my comfort movies. Twilight was the first movie where I saw a romantic plot that I was interested in (even though it's straight and I'm a Lesbian). And to this day I still love the movies. They are badly made and cringy but I like them. And I like hearing you make fun of it in a light-hearted way. I look forward to the next Twilight video. ❤️
The Twilight saga is definitely a great comfort watch. Really enjoyed making this video too lol but the rest of the saga I’ll be doing as podcast instead of videos. The link is in the pinned comment 💗
I got into twilight from a parody of the film called “vampire suck” lol, now I’m a diehard fan, read the first book on my second and I’ve seen all the movies like three times
So, I'm not sure if this answers your question but Renee (i think that's how you spell it?) was never actually kidnapped. James just tricked Bella into thinking her mother was with him to lure Bella into a place where he could attack her. Take this with a grain of salt though cus I haven't watched the movies or reread the books in years but I'm pretty sure that's what happens
i started reading the twilight books when i was 10, my dad let me but my mom was so upset when she found out LOL as someone with BPD, i can totally see some of bella’s perspective, but some of it also makes no sense to me i understand the not caring about her life being in danger, the not caring about the issues with physical contact,,, BUT if someone said to me what edward was saying to bella in the beginning, and doing what he did (like acting in disgust), i would get really upset with myself and would avoid them as much as possible so not to bother them/so that i wouldn’t get criticism to me it’s just confusing why she’s so obsessed with him from just LOOKING at him for the first time
There’s a theory that the reason Bella was so drawn to Edward was because she’s a human and he’s a vampire. As Edward puts it himself, everything about him is designed to draw Bella to him; a predator drawing in its pray with its natural beauty and charisma. It doesn’t help that, many times in the books, whenever Bella meets a new vamp; the first things she notices/points out is their supernatural beauty. It also doesn’t help that Bella is Edward’s “Singer”-her blood smells unnaturally good to him, and it’s like her blood ‘sings’ to him. That’s why it was so hard for Edward to safely be around Bella specifically, compared to every other human he’s been around.
It literally freaks me out how obsessed I was with this book as a teen, yet I still enjoy from Time to time rereading them and watching the movies however I no longer do it sober LMFAO
I'm gonna explain the part of Bella's mom being kidnapped. Bella's mom was not kidnapped there was a recorder that was showing her voice. I'm pretty sure somebody told Bella's mom that story because they obviously couldn't tell her that she almost died by vampires, but that's all.
I saw this in theaters with my college boyfriend on one of our first dates. I didn't want to see it and he was like common and I hated it all except the baseball scene and so did he. After the movie he was like that was really bad, and I was like Well.. yeah. Lol
I found your videos recently and have been nothing but OBSESSED !! i’m a big fan of twilight since i was like 9 when it came out, and recently in my 20’s i fully had the opportunity to read the books. I’ve also gotten my boyfriend into the movies and books, and we both have a lot of commentary on it. A few things i found interesting about the movie were kristen stewart was NOT wearing a wig for the first 2 movies, but she wore wigs during the last movies since she wanted to change her hair. Jacob’s actor was actually NOT the original actor, it was one of the friends in the first movie !! you can actually see the guy who was supposed to be jacob. the actor who plays embry in the first movie is actually native, and didn’t want to cut his hair for the film since hair is a big part of their culture. so in comes taylor lautner with the busted out wig to swoop in and take the role of Jacob. a lot of the drama in this movie leaves me jaw dropped because…. girl, what. but i’ve learned to appreciate the movie twilight and new moon (the extended edition bc it’s more accurate to the book) since the books truly show what edward, bella, and jacob’s creepy self are truly like, with ya know soul, like edward is funny in the books are really romantic ??? where was that fully in the first movie ?? any ways i thought you would find that interesting, and i also hope you can definitely give the first book a try ! keep up the fantastic work, you literally always have me wheezing in my bed ! 💛
Girly! ik why the mom explained it that way! he did kidnap her but remember vampires are believed to have the powers to move quickly, superhuman strength and... they can wipe your mind and(or) make you believe something else like wrong memories
Twilight is literally one of my favorite movie of all time I’m a big twihard I swear sometimes twilight fans go realyyyy to farrrr and shark boy and lava girl is literaly my childhood
Another thing I hope Bella didn’t think he would keep her mother alive like he kills humans for fun and food so by the time she gat there her mom would most likely be dead! 😗
I actually read the books first I had no clue there were movies at the time. I was like 10 years old (wild) and it was 2010 so I had already read the series. Seeing the movie the first time was some disappointment, but it quickly grew on me before you knew it all the movies were coming out and I was truly obsessed.
He never kidnapped her. I saw the film first then got into the book. Funny story when I got to the book store to buy the first book, at the time I didn’t know it was a series. The cashier was a twilight hatter and proceeded to spoil the entire series! Funnier thing I bought the book anyway and laughed out loud 3 books later when I recognized her spoiler. The first movie was cool at the time but I liked the director and the actress who played Rosalie. I didn’t care at all about vampires or the books. I did peep the wigs and the tomfoolery of this teenage girl digging on a boy she couldn’t cuddle with😒. But I was sucked into the books and just loyally kept watching the films as they came out. Oh yeah Team Jacob… to dis day! Great review. I’ll watch or listen whereever you choose to post. New moon and Eclipse are my faves Jacob heavy duh😉. Oh yeah it was the Selenas review that brought me to your channel.
Not the cashier was being a hater. Lol I’m glad you still enjoyed the books though. And I think a lot of us stay watching just to complete the series. Tragic. And yesssss Selenas lol we love her 💗
13:40 she told her dad that she had to go away and go be with her mom (kinda forgot gotta refresh where ever I can watch it)- nevermind it was because after the baseball event Edward and Bella pretended to break up because she didn't want her dad to get hurt (James is tracking her down to kill her)so Alice and Jasper take her to Arizona and she's cooped up in a hotel room and back in Washington Roslie, Edward, and Emit are trying to make it seem like Bella was still there and that she was in the woods he ends up finding out that she wasn't really there and finds out where she lived before Washington he said that he went to the school and found out but I don't really know if that was true and James called her and in the dance studio Bella kept her old things in there and it was a video of her mom looking for her and she started to panic and then found her so James used that and used their house phone to call her and pretend that he had her mom so she wasn't really kidnapped she just though that her mom was there and James was going to hurt her.
the first one was pretty bad with that weird color filter they had the whole time. but if anything, the whole saga was still fun to watch for the laughs. and i liked everyone's glowup... well except for Edward cuz he doesn't change lol
I was in elementary school when these came out but the only way I knew about them was because of my little brother. He was in pre-k. He was obsessed with vampire movies and would literally run around shirtless saying I am jacob. Or screaming daywalker. Yeah so I'd watch it with him but has no idea what was going on 😭😭 my parents even took us to see breaking dawn part 1 and my older brother's ex girlfriend took me to see part 2 for my birthday still had no idea what was going on 🧍♀️ it wasn't until I met my fiance who is obsessed with twilight that I finally understood the plot lmfaoo
I only started watching it because my mom would watch it when I came home from school. I was never really interested in it, I never read the books I just I just didn’t see the big deal about it, but one day I walked into the living room and she was watching the scene where Tyler almost crashed into her in the parking lot and I was so confused. I thought they were trying to bully her in the school and then this random boy comes out the heavily filter blue-gray sky and stops the car and creepily slow stares at her and I just had to know more
she wasn't kidnapped on the phone he put a video recording of a dance class with Bella and her mom on a TV. which is why Bella was surprised when she went to the dance studio and saw a TV playing of her mom when she opened a closet. hope this helps.
But we also wouldn’t have Fifty Shades. Was the trade-off worth it? 🤔🤣 I agree, though. Even though both True Blood and Vampire Diaries existed prior to Twilight, I’m not sure they’ve would’ve been made into shows without Twilight!
@@sahie most people think it's cringy like the vampire meet a bunch of teenagers I mean there's nothing wrong liking something have to do with vampires I mean people can enjoy it or you can just do like it I think you'll see pleasure typhoid or you can just laugh at the movie how ridiculous
I'm sorry, but I was there during the first wave of feminist review. And it quickly got sus. *Oh Edward comes off a bit of a stalker, and that might send a wrong message; okay, well that completely justifies all the terrible bigoted hate mail and death threats that Meyer received every day over a fucking decade!* The hatred was more than I had ever witnessed in my adolescent years and no matter how well intentioned this video might be, I cannot be here for it. My stance, ultimately, is that nomatter what the negative morals you can interpret from this franchise, it is nothing, literally *nothing* compared to the absolute epidemic levels of toxicity that came from those who spoke out against it. The bullying, the sexicism, the harassment, all of it. I know you mean well but I assure you it isn't worth it. Girls liked it and they were hated for liking it, and the actors were hated for being in it and the author was hated for making it. And that hate came from misogynistic assholes and feminists alike. I will never, ever, be apart of that again.
Edward goes too far sometimes, like watching her sleep. But he's faithful and committed. Isn't that a better message than a hook-up culture, where he slept with her, posted her naked pics online and then slept with someone else?!! The hatred it received is like the hatred secretly gay people have towards the openly gay. Really, we want the kind of faithful committed love Edward and Bella have, we don't get it, so we project our wishes onto hating them.
So the company that I’m getting the merchandise from is out of stock. My personal store isn’t if that makes sense. I’ll definitely let you know when they have more product. 💕
Ngl this one and the second one are the ones that made me cringe a lot watching it now. My cousins will never let me live it down for being too into this series and i see why now 💀 but i was a fan that started with the books and then watched the movies. I read these in 2008 when I was in the 5th grade 🥲
Renee wasn’t really kidnapped by James. It was fake to get Bella to come to the dance studio. I got hip to this series late asf. And I mean late as in 2016 lol but was hooked nonetheless 😆
I was out of the age grp that these books were made for but I read them anyways & laughed alot while reading the books because I wasnt an idiot or least as stupid as Bella, because she is a terrible character or just written badly but my fondest memories was of bonding with my niece & her friends and watching them lose their minds over the entire series and then taking them to the midnight releases of the movies. 🤣🤣 Im not gonna lie I had fun and I love bringing this up to my niece now.
I haven’t watched the movies, I only read the first book (about half a year ago) and let me tell you I was struggling! This book is SO bad bahahahhah. Tbh, the atmosphere that’s created in the book is awesome. The author is actually really good at writing but the storyline is bs. The obvious things that bother me are of course how manipulative Edward is throughout the book and how naïve/delusional Bella is and the way she focuses all her energy on Edward even though everyone including him is telling her to back off. Another thing that bothers me a lot is that every boy is in love with Bella (Edward, Mike, Eric, Tyler and Jacob.. Bruh ) Like literally, Bella looks like every other b*tch in forks and the boys simp over her. It just doesn’t make any sense because they don’t know her at all and it is generally speaking really unrealistic. Considering the fact that Bella is supposed to be an outsider, it’s also just not relatable at all. The thing that bothers me THE MOST though is the whole kidnapping storyline!!!!! These three “wild” vampires are hunting down random people because they see them as their pray, they are basically objects to them and they only care about their blood. It is literally irrelevant who the person is they’re sucking blood from. So even though the vampires smell Bella’s blood and go a little crazy, this James vampire guy still has ZERO motives to go and hunt down Bella. She’s just a random human like everyone else in forks and if James really wanted to suck blood because Bella made him thirsty (um..chile) he would’ve just went to town to suck the blood from a human that might be easier to get (if the author would’ve stayed true to the wild vampire’s character traits ). So up to the part where the kidnapping happens the book is bearable, not good but it is possible to finish it…..but yeah, after the vampire baseball game I literally needed 2 months to finish the book because the kidnapping was so random, sudden and out of pocket that it just seemed really weird, cringey and fake and it became unbearable to read because you couldn’t predict what kind of bs would come next. If I’m being real honest, I originally intended to read the whole saga but I stopped after the first book because it was so bad :/ And everyone that says that “the movie doesn’t do the book justice because it’s so crappy and the book is so good” is in denial that the book is in fact crappy too .
The kidnapping is really random and cringe, I agree with you, but I remember how back in middle school I moved into a small town and somehow being the new girl did not make me an outsider - instead after a few days I found myself having to convince everyone I knew "no, this guy is not my boyfriend?! What?!no, he lied" because a few people were acting like the guys from Forks in Twilight. That's when I read the book and actually found this relatable. Once everyone got used to me after a couple of months it stopped, but yeah, being new can be accepted in different ways and one of them is that one
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I watched the whole saga with my brother and i dont really know the details of the story because we were pausing and mocking and laughing the whole time🤣🤣🤣
Now this is HILARIOUS. Sounds like a good time. Lol
I tried this with my cousin and a handle of vodka. The rules were simple: drink every time someone says or does something stupid. Honestly we cleared the first movie with not too many shots taken. But somewhere in the second movie we blacked out, and the last thing we remember was cooking shrimp at 3am but we couldn’t find a spatula apparently so I was turning the shrimp with my fingers. I’m guessing that last part because I woke up stinking of vodka with burned fingertips.
@@LaFlor718 omg plzzz😆
I’m 17 and I just recently watched the whole saga well becuase of Robert Pattinson don’t blame me lol, but I remember when I was in elementary school my older sister and her friends would play wolves vs vampires in the park and I remember they made this whole story completely different to what the movie was about, and I believed it was the movie they were role playing, one time one of the girls legit bit me and my friend on the arm and made us believe we were actually vampires, we would drink cranberry juice and swore to never tell our parents that we were vampires. Watching the whole saga now although I sort of enjoyed it I was disappointed that the story wasn’t the same as the one my sister and her friends made up 💀😭
😂😂😂… so did your parents ever find out you were vampires or were you able to keep it secret? lol
The one rumor I heard about the writer of this series is that she imagined herself as Bella and imagined her brother as either Jacob or Edward. I can never unimagine it :’)
Whatttt????? Omg … I hope it’s just a rumor. That would ruin everything
@@TheBlushBunny yea it’s weird cuz stephanie’s brother’s name is jacob… she’s just a strange person overall. she had me when she said vampire venom eats away melanin so all vampires regardless of race become ghostly but ✨perfectly✨ pale 🫣🫠
@@i_violetexpress_i what about Laurent and the Amazonian vampires?
@@o.o7797 the movies were smart enough to not go for it, so they didn’t REALLY tamper with the melanated actors (to black ppl laurent was kinda ashy lookin, but he still had pigment) in the books he was light, same for the amazonian and spanish vampires
Jacob is named after one of her brothers
Thanks for blessing us with this video! 🙏 In my opinion, the franchise would have been better had it actually focused on likable, interesting characters, like Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Leah and even Charlie. Instead, they all get shoved into the background, and we have to suffer through a boring love triangle between three bland, despicable people.
I would love to see a Rosalie sequel/ prequel !
That scene of Rosalie hunting down the guys who SA’d her wearing her wedding dress. Yasssss!
jasper is not likable lol. he said like 6 lines in the entire movie and had as much personality as a blank paper.
I watched twilight for the first time when I was about 8… my step sister one day said “hey you like Harry Potter right? Well here is the next best thing” it wasn’t 🥲
When watching the scene where they kill James I was so scared I hid behind a bowl and was traumatised for like a week 😀
I then was obsessed with it until the age of 12… so much so I’d leave my window open in hopes of my own Edward Cullen 😐
Now this is hilarious 😂😂😂
The mic drop rundown of what Twilight is about slayed me! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
James actually played a tape of her mother (Renee) looking for her when she was younger (although what person records them panically looking for their missing child) but anyways it was just a trap that Bella being her low intellectual self walked into.
Completelyyyyyy missed it. Lol 😩
LMAO! I write books and in one of my books, the hero has a stalker and his heroine is his bodyguard. I literally was thinking of this scene in Twilight when I wrote this section because I always thought that was a foolish way to fall into a trap! 🤣
She thought about what other specific instructions she might need to give him and realized that he shouldn’t trust the voices of his friends.
“You will keep your phone on you at all times. In the unlikely event that someone is trying to enter your bedroom while you’re alone in there, you will call me right away. I don’t care if you know who it is. I don’t care if you recognize their voice. You will not open the door, do you understand?”
“That’s crazy. What if it’s one of the guys?”
Tatiana raised an eyebrow at him. “Do you mean one of the men whose voices have been recorded and broadcast worldwide for any person to download and sample at leisure?”
“Shit, I’d never thought of that,” he said in alarm, staring at her with wide eyes.
“Exactly, and I’m here so that you don’t have to.”
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🥺… I’m not crying you are. Lol
Thanks for sticking around. Means a lot 💕💕💕
@@TheBlushBunny ofc!
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13 years later and Robert Pattinson has become the batman nobody expected.
I still haven’t seen it but hearing he did great!
My favorite part in the whole movie is the flashbacks they show when Jacob is explaining how he’s descended from wolves, the dudes in the flashback are wearing the GOOFIEST clearly plush wolf hats and it just kills me every time
I'm a day one twilight movie fan. Never thought to get into the book. I only saw breaking dawn in theatres I think. I wasn't friends with die hard fans so I didn't have to worry about them spoiling it while I waited for its to go to DVD. Around the same time I got into True Blood on HBO too (I shouldn't have because it was definitely not for tweens but I digress)
To answer your question though Bellas mom was never kidnapped. James found a tape from Bellas dance recital. On the tape there was a moment when she was panicking calling Bellas name because she lost her. When Bellas finds the source of the sound you see the tape playing. I feel like it goes by quickly so I'm not surprised you missed it.
Thank you lol I definitely missed that. That’s an odd recording to just be laying around. Lol
The Twilight Saga are some of my comfort movies. Twilight was the first movie where I saw a romantic plot that I was interested in (even though it's straight and I'm a Lesbian). And to this day I still love the movies. They are badly made and cringy but I like them. And I like hearing you make fun of it in a light-hearted way. I look forward to the next Twilight video. ❤️
The Twilight saga is definitely a great comfort watch. Really enjoyed making this video too lol but the rest of the saga I’ll be doing as podcast instead of videos. The link is in the pinned comment 💗
@@TheBlushBunny Thanks for letting me know. I'll listen to the podcast. ❤️
the whole thing for me was just "bella, hes toxic. gtfo of this relationship"
She just didn’t know when enough was enough.
The worst part is that Kristen Stewart is an amazing actress. You can’t make this material good. 😬
Devastating lol
Sharkboy and lavagirl is a masterpiece
You must be friends with my brother lol
I got into twilight from a parody of the film called “vampire suck” lol, now I’m a diehard fan, read the first book on my second and I’ve seen all the movies like three times
So, I'm not sure if this answers your question but Renee (i think that's how you spell it?) was never actually kidnapped. James just tricked Bella into thinking her mother was with him to lure Bella into a place where he could attack her. Take this with a grain of salt though cus I haven't watched the movies or reread the books in years but I'm pretty sure that's what happens
You’re right….I definitely missed that part though lol
Exactly! He used an old tape he found in her house for the sound on the phone calls.
She said “you ain’t gonna have a bad day while I’m in the crowd” ima have to like this video just for that 😂😂😂
The Blush Bunny: Here Comes Edward racing in like Batman..
Edward March 1 of 2022: *Robert Patterson in the Batman voice*
I'M VENGEANCE.
😂😂
FINALLY SOMEONE REMEMBERED THE PANIC ROOM
LOVE that film!
I remember reading the books in middle school and being so disappointed in the movies lol.
Wow. How come?
i started reading the twilight books when i was 10, my dad let me but my mom was so upset when she found out LOL
as someone with BPD, i can totally see some of bella’s perspective, but some of it also makes no sense to me
i understand the not caring about her life being in danger, the not caring about the issues with physical contact,,, BUT
if someone said to me what edward was saying to bella in the beginning, and doing what he did (like acting in disgust), i would get really upset with myself and would avoid them as much as possible so not to bother them/so that i wouldn’t get criticism
to me it’s just confusing why she’s so obsessed with him from just LOOKING at him for the first time
Right? I would’ve ran in the opposite direction so quick with all the red flags he was displaying.
And shoutout to dad! Lol
There’s a theory that the reason Bella was so drawn to Edward was because she’s a human and he’s a vampire. As Edward puts it himself, everything about him is designed to draw Bella to him; a predator drawing in its pray with its natural beauty and charisma.
It doesn’t help that, many times in the books, whenever Bella meets a new vamp; the first things she notices/points out is their supernatural beauty. It also doesn’t help that Bella is Edward’s “Singer”-her blood smells unnaturally good to him, and it’s like her blood ‘sings’ to him.
That’s why it was so hard for Edward to safely be around Bella specifically, compared to every other human he’s been around.
Team Edward vs Team Jacob was a moment
😂 crazy times.
I remember saying - I'm team me 😂😂
It literally freaks me out how obsessed I was with this book as a teen, yet I still enjoy from Time to time rereading them and watching the movies however I no longer do it sober LMFAO
😂😂😂 I was not expecting that ending
I'm gonna explain the part of Bella's mom being kidnapped. Bella's mom was not kidnapped there was a recorder that was showing her voice. I'm pretty sure somebody told Bella's mom that story because they obviously couldn't tell her that she almost died by vampires, but that's all.
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I have been personally attacked
Hahaha!! Well, first step is recognizing the problem so you’re far ahead of Bella lol
I saw this in theaters with my college boyfriend on one of our first dates. I didn't want to see it and he was like common and I hated it all except the baseball scene and so did he. After the movie he was like that was really bad, and I was like Well.. yeah. Lol
Hilarious… lol was he a Twilight fan? or was he just curious about it?
@@TheBlushBunny He just really wanted to see the movie because he thought it would be good and something we should see.
Makes it even funnier lol
Film's kinda garbage but the music was bomb
The music is beautiful.
Yes! The music for the Fifty Shades soundtrack was freaking amazing, too.
im sooo dead at "these right here, are called 'Busted Weaves'"
😂
Despite it’s many faults Twilight is actually entertaining even though I still believe it’s a comedy. To summarise- Twilight is so bad it’s good
It’s definitely intentionally hilarious.
I was introduced to the twilight movies at fourth grade. My mom showed it to me bc there was nothing else on :)
James uses an old video of Bella and her Mom that has a recording of her mom's voice to trick bella into thinking she was kidnapped.
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I found your videos recently and have been nothing but OBSESSED !! i’m a big fan of twilight since i was like 9 when it came out, and recently in
my 20’s i fully had the opportunity to read the books. I’ve also gotten my boyfriend into the movies and books, and we both have a lot of commentary on it. A few things i found interesting about the movie were kristen stewart was NOT wearing a wig for the first 2 movies, but she wore wigs during the last movies since she wanted to change her hair. Jacob’s actor was actually NOT the original actor, it was one of the friends in the first movie !! you can actually see the guy who was supposed to be jacob. the actor who plays embry in the first movie is actually native, and didn’t want to cut his hair for the film since hair is a big part of their culture. so in comes taylor lautner with the busted out wig to swoop in and take the role of Jacob. a lot of the drama in this movie leaves me jaw dropped because…. girl, what. but i’ve learned to appreciate the movie twilight and new moon (the extended edition bc it’s more accurate to the book) since the books truly show what edward, bella, and jacob’s creepy self are truly like, with ya know soul, like edward is funny in the books are really romantic ??? where was that fully in the first movie ?? any ways i thought you would find that interesting, and i also hope you can definitely give the first book a try ! keep up the fantastic work, you literally always have me wheezing in my bed ! 💛
I may give the books a try one day… Maybe. Lol
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Girly! ik why the mom explained it that way! he did kidnap her but remember vampires are believed to have the powers to move quickly, superhuman strength and... they can wipe your mind and(or) make you believe something else like wrong memories
This series gave inspiration for an even more toxic series.
This video was funny as hell 😂😂 loved it ..**
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Twilight is literally one of my favorite movie of all time I’m a big twihard I swear sometimes twilight fans go realyyyy to farrrr and shark boy and lava girl is literaly my childhood
Sharkboy and Lava girl? You must be friends with my brother lol
@@TheBlushBunny haha probally
My favorite one would have to be eclipsed because it was fire and the fight scenes wrrre dope
Another thing I hope Bella didn’t think he would keep her mother alive like he kills humans for fun and food so by the time she gat there her mom would most likely be dead! 😗
Right!? Like Bella what were you gonna do to this vampire once you got there? Lol
@@TheBlushBunny And she really sprayed him with pepper spray and tried to run. She might be the most brave yet most stupid protagonist I’ve watched.
And not to mention the book detail that the Cullens all felt like marble. Therefore any interaction with Edward would not be comfortable lol
I have no idea what kind of video this is but I'm interested
I think you’ll like it. Lol
Thank u so much for giving me all the reasons to continue avoiding this whole saga
I actually read the books first I had no clue there were movies at the time. I was like 10 years old (wild) and it was 2010 so I had already read the series. Seeing the movie the first time was some disappointment, but it quickly grew on me before you knew it all the movies were coming out and I was truly obsessed.
He never kidnapped her.
I saw the film first then got into the book.
Funny story when I got to the book store to buy the first book, at the time I didn’t know it was a series. The cashier was a twilight hatter and proceeded to spoil the entire series! Funnier thing I bought the book anyway and laughed out loud 3 books later when I recognized her spoiler.
The first movie was cool at the time but I liked the director and the actress who played Rosalie. I didn’t care at all about vampires or the books. I did peep the wigs and the tomfoolery of this teenage girl digging on a boy she couldn’t cuddle with😒. But I was sucked into the books and just loyally kept watching the films as they came out. Oh yeah Team Jacob…
to dis day! Great review. I’ll watch or listen whereever you choose to post. New moon and Eclipse are my faves Jacob heavy duh😉.
Oh yeah it was the Selenas review that brought me to your channel.
Not the cashier was being a hater. Lol I’m glad you still enjoyed the books though.
And I think a lot of us stay watching just to complete the series. Tragic.
And yesssss Selenas lol we love her 💗
Do New Moon next then Eclipse and then Breaking Dawn parts 1&2
New moon and Eclipse are on the podcast now. Still have to do Breaking Dawn
13:40 she told her dad that she had to go away and go be with her mom (kinda forgot gotta refresh where ever I can watch it)- nevermind it was because after the baseball event Edward and Bella pretended to break up because she didn't want her dad to get hurt (James is tracking her down to kill her)so Alice and Jasper take her to Arizona and she's cooped up in a hotel room and back in Washington Roslie, Edward, and Emit are trying to make it seem like Bella was still there and that she was in the woods he ends up finding out that she wasn't really there and finds out where she lived before Washington he said that he went to the school and found out but I don't really know if that was true and James called her and in the dance studio Bella kept her old things in there and it was a video of her mom looking for her and she started to panic and then found her so James used that and used their house phone to call her and pretend that he had her mom so she wasn't really kidnapped she just though that her mom was there and James was going to hurt her.
the first one was pretty bad with that weird color filter they had the whole time. but if anything, the whole saga was still fun to watch for the laughs. and i liked everyone's glowup... well except for Edward cuz he doesn't change lol
I kind of enjoyed the filter. Gave it a doom and gloom aura lol
it was so trash i decided to watch it finally a few days ago and like it’s again so trashy i love it
😂😂😂 I love the duality of this.
@@TheBlushBunny RIFJT LMFAOA 😩
I was in elementary school when these came out but the only way I knew about them was because of my little brother. He was in pre-k. He was obsessed with vampire movies and would literally run around shirtless saying I am jacob. Or screaming daywalker. Yeah so I'd watch it with him but has no idea what was going on 😭😭 my parents even took us to see breaking dawn part 1 and my older brother's ex girlfriend took me to see part 2 for my birthday still had no idea what was going on 🧍♀️ it wasn't until I met my fiance who is obsessed with twilight that I finally understood the plot lmfaoo
Oh wow 😂😂😂 it was a long time coming.
@@TheBlushBunny yup now we are kinda gonna have a twilight theme wedding
It all came full circle 😭😭
I only started watching it because my mom would watch it when I came home from school. I was never really interested in it, I never read the books I just I just didn’t see the big deal about it, but one day I walked into the living room and she was watching the scene where Tyler almost crashed into her in the parking lot and I was so confused. I thought they were trying to bully her in the school and then this random boy comes out the heavily filter blue-gray sky and stops the car and creepily slow stares at her and I just had to know more
James ? I dont remember his name even tho u said it and if I clearly remember used an old tape with Bella's mom's voice to trap bella
Thanks! Definitely missed it lol
No james didn’t kidnap her it was an old recording that was being used to trick Bella into going to the dance studio
i’m 22(m). i just watched it for the first time.
What’d you think?
it’s good. i was a hater when i was a kid. i like twilight now 8/10
I'm 22 f and I watched just the first one last year cuz my friends made me and I kept getting distracted and making snacks for everyone
she wasn't kidnapped on the phone he put a video recording of a dance class with Bella and her mom on a TV. which is why Bella was surprised when she went to the dance studio and saw a TV playing of her mom when she opened a closet. hope this helps.
Not shark boy and lava girl that must of been scary 😭😭😭(3 crying face emojis)
Very! Lol
If twilight did not existed we have the vampire Diaries , ture blood , what we do in the shadow
But we also wouldn’t have Fifty Shades. Was the trade-off worth it? 🤔🤣
I agree, though. Even though both True Blood and Vampire Diaries existed prior to Twilight, I’m not sure they’ve would’ve been made into shows without Twilight!
@@sahie most people think it's cringy like the vampire meet a bunch of teenagers I mean there's nothing wrong liking something have to do with vampires I mean people can enjoy it or you can just do like it I think you'll see pleasure typhoid or you can just laugh at the movie how ridiculous
I'm sorry, but I was there during the first wave of feminist review. And it quickly got sus.
*Oh Edward comes off a bit of a stalker, and that might send a wrong message; okay, well that completely justifies all the terrible bigoted hate mail and death threats that Meyer received every day over a fucking decade!*
The hatred was more than I had ever witnessed in my adolescent years and no matter how well intentioned this video might be, I cannot be here for it.
My stance, ultimately, is that nomatter what the negative morals you can interpret from this franchise, it is nothing, literally *nothing* compared to the absolute epidemic levels of toxicity that came from those who spoke out against it. The bullying, the sexicism, the harassment, all of it. I know you mean well but I assure you it isn't worth it. Girls liked it and they were hated for liking it, and the actors were hated for being in it and the author was hated for making it. And that hate came from misogynistic assholes and feminists alike.
I will never, ever, be apart of that again.
Edward goes too far sometimes, like watching her sleep. But he's faithful and committed. Isn't that a better message than a hook-up culture, where he slept with her, posted her naked pics online and then slept with someone else?!!
The hatred it received is like the hatred secretly gay people have towards the openly gay. Really, we want the kind of faithful committed love Edward and Bella have, we don't get it, so we project our wishes onto hating them.
I luv ur insight on it
ive read the books and trust me they are way better than the movies lol
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Ngl this one and the second one are the ones that made me cringe a lot watching it now. My cousins will never let me live it down for being too into this series and i see why now 💀 but i was a fan that started with the books and then watched the movies. I read these in 2008 when I was in the 5th grade 🥲
Renee wasn’t really kidnapped by James. It was fake to get Bella to come to the dance studio. I got hip to this series late asf. And I mean late as in 2016 lol but was hooked nonetheless 😆
I was out of the age grp that these books were made for but I read them anyways & laughed alot while reading the books because I wasnt an idiot or least as stupid as Bella, because she is a terrible character or just written badly but my fondest memories was of bonding with my niece & her friends and watching them lose their minds over the entire series and then taking them to the midnight releases of the movies. 🤣🤣 Im not gonna lie I had fun and I love bringing this up to my niece now.
I was def Team Jacob
Me too lol
I haven’t watched the movies, I only read the first book (about half a year ago) and let me tell you I was struggling! This book is SO bad bahahahhah.
Tbh, the atmosphere that’s created in the book is awesome. The author is actually really good at writing but the storyline is bs.
The obvious things that bother me are of course how manipulative Edward is throughout the book and how naïve/delusional Bella is and the way she focuses all her energy on Edward even though everyone including him is telling her to back off.
Another thing that bothers me a lot is that every boy is in love with Bella (Edward, Mike, Eric, Tyler and Jacob.. Bruh ) Like literally, Bella looks like every other b*tch in forks and the boys simp over her. It just doesn’t make any sense because they don’t know her at all and it is generally speaking really unrealistic. Considering the fact that Bella is supposed to be an outsider, it’s also just not relatable at all.
The thing that bothers me THE MOST though is the whole kidnapping storyline!!!!!
These three “wild” vampires are hunting down random people because they see them as their pray, they are basically objects to them and they only care about their blood. It is literally irrelevant who the person is they’re sucking blood from. So even though the vampires smell Bella’s blood and go a little crazy, this James vampire guy still has ZERO motives to go and hunt down Bella. She’s just a random human like everyone else in forks and if James really wanted to suck blood because Bella made him thirsty (um..chile) he would’ve just went to town to suck the blood from a human that might be easier to get (if the author would’ve stayed true to the wild vampire’s character traits ).
So up to the part where the kidnapping happens the book is bearable, not good but it is possible to finish it…..but yeah, after the vampire baseball game I literally needed 2 months to finish the book because the kidnapping was so random, sudden and out of pocket that it just seemed really weird, cringey and fake and it became unbearable to read because you couldn’t predict what kind of bs would come next.
If I’m being real honest, I originally intended to read the whole saga but I stopped after the first book because it was so bad :/ And everyone that says that “the movie doesn’t do the book justice because it’s so crappy and the book is so good” is in denial that the book is in fact crappy too .
Why is this so hilarious 😂😂😂
The kidnapping is really random and cringe, I agree with you, but I remember how back in middle school I moved into a small town and somehow being the new girl did not make me an outsider - instead after a few days I found myself having to convince everyone I knew "no, this guy is not my boyfriend?! What?!no, he lied" because a few people were acting like the guys from Forks in Twilight. That's when I read the book and actually found this relatable. Once everyone got used to me after a couple of months it stopped, but yeah, being new can be accepted in different ways and one of them is that one
I’m currently watching and streaming the podcast at the same. 🤣
😩🥺… you’re so kind.
what is your intro we were come
It’s Harry Styles 😊
Hey if you don’t know then I will say that no James didn’t actually kidnap her it was just a video playing of the mom and Bella thought it was real
I definitely missed it. It’s such a random tape to have lying around lol
Team Rosalie and Emmet.
Am I the only one who gets really bored watching twilight after so many years?? Like I literally know the exact scene and dialogues lmao
Twilight is boring but watchable 😶
not a fan but ive read all the books not seen the movies
Oh wow, why is that?
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