Guy 1 : "Alright so the portal thingy is closed, as long as no one opens it we should be fine" Guy 2 : "But, what if someone opens it?" Guy 1 : "Well, then let's build a fence around it so people can't just walk up to it" Guy 2 : Guy 1 : Guy 1 and guy 2 at the same time : "Naaaaah"
daz in a hoorror movie daz: hey sweetie were have you been sara: playing whith my new friend daz: but we just moved here ball rolls past daz: AND WERE MOVING fav vine ever that and nickie manaj one
Girl: " If only i had this when brute got out, nobody would of died" Nobody: Daz: "Yah and thats on keeping your nose out of other peoples business " *sips tea* daz is savage xD
How do you wake up after getting your arm eaten off and just go straight to acceptance? I'm only 2 minutes in but like damn I would have passed out again and then again and again!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Hey, Jessie! Hey, Jessie It feels like a party everyday Hey, Jessie! Hey, Jessie But they keep on pulling me every which way Hey, Jessie! Hey, Jessie My whole world is changing, turning around They got me going crazy Yeah, their shakin' the ground But they took a chance in the new girl in town And I don't want to let them down, down, down Hey, Jessie (Whoa) Hey, Jessie (Whoa) It feels like a party everyday Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie
Everyone before everything was copyright claimed: "ItS DaZ gAmEs not DaZ WaTcHes play some more games" Everyone now: "I really wish he would do more Daz Watches"
And that girl was so lucky for a random kind man to patch her up, train her on fighting monsters, giving her a safe place to live in, and giving her a robotic arm with a protective rock infused in it. That's so epic. He did so much for her, even kinda raised her since she didn't have any family left. That sense of family from him must have comforted her so much after all she went through. And it's great he seemed to not push her to tell him who opened the door. Maybe he had tried to ask and she freaked out having a meltdown from remembering she taunted a good friend of hers to open the door in the first place. I can't imagine that amount of guilt would feel like, that a simple little tease had caused a brutal beast to escape and murder everyone she had known. She's so strong to not let survivor's guilt get to her, and be able to live on through the crazy monster hardships to protect everyone else that still alive from that door opening again.
I love Peyton List. She is such an amazing actress. I was obsessed with her character on Jessie and Bunk’d on the Disney Channel. But now she’s acting in all kinds of things and even has her own soap and bath bomb products. You can get them at Walmart
There are literally tons of “who’s a true fan of daz” comments like just stop. If your a fan leave a nice comment about the video. Not a copy pasted one
I see more complaints about those comments than the actual comments 😂 but they are really dumb and annoying because they usually have a random link to get a 'prize'
Daz i know you won't see this but thank you. you have actually helped me through Depression and have made me smile when i didn't think i would anymore. You saved me because i was so done with life until i saw a video of yours and ever since I've been so happy.
*Peyton List is in the video, actress starring in a lot of famous movies, series* Daz: She kind of looks like Maisie Williams in Game Of Thrones doesn't she?
this man came out of nowhere when she was staring at the door, literally she screamed, and he was like ten feet away from her, took a few steps towards her and she was just like "GET OFF ME, DONT TOUCH ME" when he didn't even touch her at all?
Not Answered if u google that nd go one images it comes up with pics of cats hanging of rope... not in the death way.. but like they r holding on to it...... u know what i mean this is so irrelevant
That pissed me off about as much as the last few videos on BitMoreDaves channel where he “purposely” I think but the “wrong” link to dazs actual channel I think he was trying to see how many people would actually follow it lol
hole in space and time filled with monsters that can kill everyone: *appears* Person trying to stop it:"should we put up a big metal fence and give it a steal door so it cant escape?" Other people helping: ... First person: ... Other people looking at each other: "nahhhhhh just give it a wooden one with a useless chain and a few drawings it'll be fine" Rest of the town:"sounds good to us"
Thank you so much for watching The Girl in the Woods Daz!! Much more of the Crypt Monster Universe on the way!!
Loved it.. ur work is awesome
I look forward to seeing more of your films, they’re so creepy but enticing at the same time - I love it!
Crypt TV I can’t believe you peyton list to act in this movie. Your work is amazing thank you! ✨
In this particular video, at 13:56 did you use the fnaf mask sound clip?
Your shows give me PTSD... I LOVE IT!!
“He ate his family like a pack of hotdogs”XD quote of the year.
LMAO
LMAO
Time stamp?
@@fetsangatsac5612 14:12 if you still want the time stamp❤️
I like how Daz’s left headphone is slowly moving to engulf his face
Remember me when this comment gets famous!
He does it when he watches horror or plays horror so he can hear the outside noise so he doesnt get to scared
He has a weird ear ( I'm being serious) its positioned weird
@@ThomasTheGayEngine he always does it in every video anyway
@@Maariyah16 ok, he said that in one of his vines, big deal
I was a girl in the village doin alright, then I DESTROYED THE WHOLE THING overnight.
Omg 😂
a wHolE enchanted world is waiting for mee im so excited to bee 😃
@@whosraqss aLiCe In WoNdERlAnD (if you watch the door in the woods Daz reaction you’ll understand it)
😆😆😆 Now i gotta figure out how to fight back right, SO MUCH TO LEARN AND SEE😯😯😆😆
@@ruhrohraggyy I'm finding out whats behind that door
"How did she survive her arm coming off like that? She would have bled to death, bless her" the most British thing you could have said XD
Its not but lol
@@Holly123-i3b How so? :P
She lost an arm a got an axe in the chest how is she alive?
She could still survive it depends if someone seen her in time and managed to coagulate the blood to stop the bleeding which can be done many ways
@@unguidedgeneration2936 I mean, very true, but I think you missed the point of the comment 😅
Demon: *screeching*. Ad: mY pErIoD gOeS bEyOnD pAiN.
Omg
This is why you need pamprin 😂
OMG I GOT THE SAME ADD LIKE A MILLION TIMES LAMOOO
i literally got that advert so many times
I got the same same ad Lmao
“He ate his whole family like a pack of hot dogs” quote of the month
That's now in my Instagram bio
Selah Locken lmao 😂 yessss
This is the first comment I have seen and I want to click out
That was good man:)
Year*
“And that’s on keeping your nose out of peoples business”** sips tea**🤣😂
Suddenly minecraft spiders aren’t scary anymore
TBuddy 123 wait till you get to the cave spiders😂😂😂
My like made it the 200th
Cave spiders make me shudder
Lmao, for me it's those damn creepers
Nope they still scare the chap out of me😂
Monster: AhGhHhgAaa
Daz: run run !!!
Ad: HoW tO pLaN yOuR wEdDiNg
More like a funeral
Aren’t they the same?
Hirtew idk either way your dressing up and going to a ceremony for losing a loved one
I DONT NEED TO FUCKING PLAN MY SISTERS WEDDING WHEN IM RUNNING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE
Daz makes some of the most scariest movies into a comedy 😂😂
Yeah 🤣
#true
It makes them less scarier 😂
I know right
Same
‘she has a metal arm, she’s Ironman!’
sir, BUCKY BARNES-
Our man Bucky
Yes
shut up
@@dingleweebweeb3083 lmao what 💀
@@dingleweebweeb3083 wha-
BUCKYYYYYY o7
“He are his family like a pack of hotdogs.. no wonder why he is pissed at her” 😂😂DAZ IS A MOOOD
I mean, he ain't wrong
Merissa Urie NGL BAHAHAHA
So coming extremely early just makes you see all the “don’t lie who.....” comments. Great 👍
Ikr 😂 it's so anoying and I just laugh when people actually fall for it 😂
Lol, so annoying xD
Ellie Duffield I saw him on TikTok about watching him for two months now
@mrleohuman not me and that's no lie
Can you play eyes is a horror game
Guy 1 : "Alright so the portal thingy is closed, as long as no one opens it we should be fine"
Guy 2 : "But, what if someone opens it?"
Guy 1 : "Well, then let's build a fence around it so people can't just walk up to it"
Guy 2 :
Guy 1 :
Guy 1 and guy 2 at the same time : "Naaaaah"
😂😂😂😂 why’s that sooo tru and funny
The dark humour Daz has is the funniest thing ever 😂
daz in a hoorror movie
daz: hey sweetie were have you been
sara: playing whith my new friend
daz: but we just moved here
ball rolls past
daz: AND WERE MOVING
fav vine ever that and nickie manaj one
Do you remember:
kKkKIIIiiimMmm
HoW dO i WaSh bAby cLotHeS
JuSt pUt Em iN thE wAsher
*throws child*
*horror *Sarah
Epic autism in this comment section
Oddie 43 Hotdog
its spelt nicki minaj honey
Daz's tea sips are the sassiest thing humanly possible.
XD
May I please have some time stamps
haha
Loll
Who liked my reply?!?!
Girl: " If only i had this when brute got out, nobody would of died"
Nobody:
Daz: "Yah and thats on keeping your nose out of other peoples business " *sips tea*
daz is savage xD
These comments are aids
Sips tea
I read this seconds before he said it
I love him sm 😂😂🥰
LINDA ....... uuum Linda? Well shit
How do you wake up after getting your arm eaten off and just go straight to acceptance? I'm only 2 minutes in but like damn I would have passed out again and then again and again!
How would that be productive?
@@Cassxowary Simple answer. It wouldn't.
her: *admits to opening the door and letting the brute out*
guy: ..
daz: “no don’t tell him that he’ll take away your robot arm.”
I mean...he’s not wrong
mya 💜’s bangtan the doctor is the same person who worked with house, taub, and 13 in House MD
"that's it!! No more arm privileges!!"
It’s so weird seeing peyton list in anything other than Jessie. That show was literally my childhood.
Seeing Kal Penn in anything other than Harold and Kumar shook my childhood... shows my age..
Jessie was my show all the way I loved it
So when I saw Peyton I yelled "Holly"
If you don't get it that's fine
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hey, Jessie! Hey, Jessie
It feels like a party everyday
Hey, Jessie! Hey, Jessie
But they keep on pulling me every which way
Hey, Jessie! Hey, Jessie
My whole world is changing, turning around
They got me going crazy
Yeah, their shakin' the ground
But they took a chance in the new girl in town
And I don't want to let them down, down, down
Hey, Jessie (Whoa)
Hey, Jessie (Whoa)
It feels like a party everyday
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie
Jessie and bunkd
“Even if I was dressed like I was from district 5 In the hunger games I would not leave that fucking bus
When daz said” don’t say that he’ll take away your robot arm”.
The subtitles were” don’t say that he’ll take away your gravy arm” 😂
“And that’s on keeping your nose out of people’s business” SIPS TEA
IK THAT KILLED ME
Period
i just read that as he said that and i was so scared i had to do a double take
she acted like she was in more pain over the axe then when she had her arm cut off 😂
tamsin pugh Well she got a new epic one 😂
Than*
@@pringles03.30 yeah its your body going into shock
I honestly almost SHIT MYSELF when the thing came through the door
@@skyholland9629 very true😂
Little girl when she sees the purple stone on her hand: what is that?
Me: that’s the infinity gauntlet my friend
😂😂😂
Hahaha
Da feck
I no right
Mason Ouimet da feck
Summer is the time for horror because there’s about five hours of darkness
I really wish you could do DAZ WATCHES more frequently😭😭😭
Ikr
I agree
Same
Omg ikr!! I love watching him cause i cant stop laughing everytime
Agreed!
And that's on keeping your nose out of peoples business *sips tea*
I recommend the vid of the girl who thinks she’s pregnant with baby Jesus
tHeRe iS nO wHaT iF. I Am PrEgaNt. AnD iT iS jEsUs
He’s already done that I think
YAS
Debbie Malin thanks I just watched it that was crazy funny
That be awesome you got a link
Girl:I’m sorry but I let him out of the door
Daz:Don’t tell him that he’ll take your robot arm
💀
Her: "Brute, brute come out of your hole, beat the living black as coal"
Me: *Are you sure about that?*
Cassandra P. ?
I only knew Peyton List from Disney shows and kid friendly stuff, it’s both weird and cool to see her doing horror
Dairy of a wimpy kid and Jessie
Will McKenzie they're both kid friendly
Silver Spire she did do another TH-cam film which was horror
I KNEW HER FACE WAS FAMILIARRRR
I was like that’s her
😂😂 even if I was dressed like I’m from district 5 I won’t leave that bus
Maddison Turner jake Webber :)
I love how the girl literally gets chased by some evil monster and daz is just like “ 0-0 run , run now. “ 😹
"hey, she sort of looks like that girl from jessie...."
"oh"
Your profile picture 😌
Peyton list is emma from jesse
I was thinking that too!
i think that was the joke lol
THANK YOU
Everyone before everything was copyright claimed: "ItS DaZ gAmEs not DaZ WaTcHes play some more games"
Everyone now: "I really wish he would do more Daz Watches"
“Now she’s got a robot arm”
“She’s iRoN mAn I love it”
I died 😂😂😂😂
Him obsessing over the robot hand
Daz- I was good as a child, I didn’t get a robot hand-... where’s my robot hand 😂😂😂😅😅😅🤣
“Who has an assassins creed blade and doesn’t use it?”
Literally summing up every episode of the power rangers 😂
This comment makes sense now!
@@castpenny-mainlymc8645 what-
OMG I CANT 😭😂
Daz: "I was always good as a child where's my robot hand"
Me: "where's your bitten off arm"
This is how many people love daz
👇🏽
14 people?
Theres a sub count for a reason-
BAHAHAHA
shut up clout seeker
More than that sweetie
And that girl was so lucky for a random kind man to patch her up, train her on fighting monsters, giving her a safe place to live in, and giving her a robotic arm with a protective rock infused in it. That's so epic. He did so much for her, even kinda raised her since she didn't have any family left. That sense of family from him must have comforted her so much after all she went through. And it's great he seemed to not push her to tell him who opened the door. Maybe he had tried to ask and she freaked out having a meltdown from remembering she taunted a good friend of hers to open the door in the first place. I can't imagine that amount of guilt would feel like, that a simple little tease had caused a brutal beast to escape and murder everyone she had known. She's so strong to not let survivor's guilt get to her, and be able to live on through the crazy monster hardships to protect everyone else that still alive from that door opening again.
Me 7 minutes into the video “her arm is in the brief case bet”
F)Gzgg Guy
I love Peyton List. She is such an amazing actress. I was obsessed with her character on Jessie and Bunk’d on the Disney Channel. But now she’s acting in all kinds of things and even has her own soap and bath bomb products. You can get them at Walmart
The hook monster: jumps out. Me: tucks leg back under the covers
Soon as I saw this comment I noticed my foot was out of my blanket and went nope back in you go
what was the foot doing outside the covers in the first place...'
DO U NOT KNOW THE BOOGI MONSTA LAW
I thought u said hamster 🐹
What got me the most was , “oh of course he’s pissed that thing ate his family like a pack of hot dogs”
When they say please dont attack we come unarmed.She is literally unarmed
Morgan van Deventer hahhahhahahaha this I such a underrated comment
There are literally tons of “who’s a true fan of daz” comments like just stop. If your a fan leave a nice comment about the video. Not a copy pasted one
Jazzy Sewing true
Fred T we commented at the same time
I see more complaints about those comments than the actual comments 😂 but they are really dumb and annoying because they usually have a random link to get a 'prize'
Evan Kistell-Farrar ye those are also so annoying lol, them bots 😂
I agree with you 😊
I know who Payton List is!! She was in the Disney series of "Jessie." Good to hear she's still acting
She was in alot of Disney but most famously jesse
Also she was holly hills in the diary of a wimpy kid movies 🤣😊💜
Shadow W0lf3_ She was Emma
yes finnaly somone notice
Ikr she is really pretty
4:19
Man: “I’m the one who patched your arm”
Daz: “what’s left of it... sorry...”
*video continues* 😂😂😂
This video is basically daz being sad cuz he doesn’t have a robot arm😂
So true haha 😂
AHAHAHAHAHAH SOOOOOOO TRUEEEEEEEEE
Trueeeeee
😂😂😂
soooo true lol
Daz only cares about the robotic arm
*girl gets attacked by the demon*
Daz: IS THE ARM OKAY!!!??
I swear if daz came to this wood he would just judge the monsters and they would get so offended bruh😂😂
Edit: OMGG HOW DID I GET 63 LIKES?!!
lol so true
Bc your beauties
That’s a wee bit more than 63 hun
Her ripping the paper of the wall scared the sh*t out of me 😂
by the way, the crystals are in all their stories. every single one of their stories are intertwined
Like the soul stones from marvel
Brute camp monster etc
Thanks
Is anyone else seeing loads of- stop doing the “don’t lie comments”
But you can’t find any of the DONT lie ones
Ok I thought I was the only 1... wonder if it’s some inside joke I’m not getting
Go away
xD_TheBurningSky10101
Umm ok?
*literally burns a demon to death and stares intensely into the camera*
Add: You ever feel like you could kill for some yogurt?
💀😂😂
Ad
@@michaelbecause My apologies your highness
Ad: "LET'S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!"
Michael O Shea this isn’t a godamn spelling bee who the hell do u think u are the grammar police
Girl: stares at door intensely
Me: suddenly burst out laughing
When she stepped out of the bus its was like
"YoU dEaD
YOu gOnN diE"
Monster: **Goes to scare the girl**
Girl: **Runs into the monster's house** 😂
These comments are aids
more like monster goes to try to eat the girl 😂😂
*me looking for comments about the fact that she’s Emma from Jesse*
AHAHA same
yeah
F mammana and Harold from Harold and kumar is the Indian guy
You mean *hey Jessie*
XD same!
Daz just makes everything funny 😂
Daz : run now ad: my period GOeS BeOnd pAIn
I didnt get that add omg 😂
@@gavvla we all got different ads lol (( well, most of us)
I GOT THE SAME AD
Lol
Tee hee hee
Daz i know you won't see this but thank you. you have actually helped me through Depression and have made me smile when i didn't think i would anymore. You saved me because i was so done with life until i saw a video of yours and ever since I've been so happy.
Who else is pissed that this isn't a movie??
Would make a good tv series
XxnicxX 789 this needs to be a movie
Flamingo Fwiend I agree it would make great series to
Me
No it would be a bad movie. İts not realistic or some shit
@@Lych_ What, and Cats is?
13:26 "And that's on keeping your nose out of people's business"
*Sips tea*
😂😂 Legendary 🙌
*Peyton List is in the video, actress starring in a lot of famous movies, series*
Daz: She kind of looks like Maisie Williams in Game Of Thrones doesn't she?
I’m seeing all the comments about the “don’t lie” comments but i haven’t seen any of the actual comments
Lmaoo fr
Step chicken
Step chicken
Now this picture is on TH-cam ! , i see it all over tiktok , the step chickens are everywhere
I've seen two comments talking about people talking about the don't lie comments and i haven't seen either.
I dont think it would be a Daz video without "Low Disk Space" interupting everything.
Daz pleaseee do more if these crypt tv vids love your Chanel x
Just joined the channel daz. Your are so funny. Keep up the great work mate
Nice
Dang you've got a loooottttt to watch man. But I agree. Daz is hilarious. I love the rare videos with him and his daughter. So pure!
How did you put that daz face on your name 😱
@@itsjust_meh9162 When you 'join' the channel, the blue thing next to the subscribe button :P
Welcome to the family dude 😊
Daz: "Run. Run now."
Ad: **pops up**
Me: *"AH"*
Is anyone else surprised that they got Peyton List to act in this film. Omg thank you for 150 likes
I'm impressed actually
I mean there going to have to get her back to film more so yeah
A little bit, but he's not quite as popular as he used to be.
this man came out of nowhere when she was staring at the door, literally she screamed, and he was like ten feet away from her, took a few steps towards her and she was just like "GET OFF ME, DONT TOUCH ME" when he didn't even touch her at all?
sees the purple rod in her bionic arm: Wow what is that?
me: that’s the power stone my friend.
thanos: I am inevitable.
*Theres a hanging baby*
_Me: That sounds like a metal song name_
😂😂
There's a song called plug in baby😂
Not Answered and i’m going to make it one
moon close enough😂
Not Answered if u google that nd go one images it comes up with pics of cats hanging of rope... not in the death way.. but like they r holding on to it...... u know what i mean this is so irrelevant
Y’all coming here saying “don’t lie-“ I’m just here to note that he didn’t put the “door in the woods” video in the description.
I know I was so confused I had to search it up 😂😂
That pissed me off about as much as the last few videos on BitMoreDaves channel where he “purposely” I think but the “wrong” link to dazs actual channel I think he was trying to see how many people would actually follow it lol
Ikr he was like I watched the first one a while back but I can't find it so idk
I watched it already lmfao
Why in the bloody hell am I watching this at night.
Because we are all fucking fools
me: lives next to the woods
also me: mum we’re moving
xD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daz: "Oh my God, he ate his family like a pack of hotdogs."
*Well said, Daz.*
Why is nobody talking about her drawing skills!!!
IKR!!!
Never gotten 41 likes before really really really thx!!!
This would usually give me anxiety but because your reacting to it it makes me feel not alone
Am I the only one who can’t find the “don’t lie....” comments??
James Turnip no
Don't lie i know you can.
U^U I feel you dude
Me is something wrong
Near Future wow
“Don’t tell him that he’ll take your robot arm” LMAO
hole in space and time filled with monsters that can kill everyone: *appears*
Person trying to stop it:"should we put up a big metal fence and give it a steal door so it cant escape?"
Other people helping: ...
First person: ...
Other people looking at each other: "nahhhhhh just give it a wooden one with a useless chain and a few drawings it'll be fine"
Rest of the town:"sounds good to us"
it gets out
guy: well shit
It gets out
Guy: Now we know that Minecraft is not real life
I really want these guys to make this into a full movie. It’s incredible
"Who has an assassin creed knife and doesn't use it, but uses the axe???"
...
...
Conner
(*much)
Watched the trailer for Valhalla...omg looks amazing
“That’s assassins creed that’s what that is and it’s COOL” 🤣 gotta love it
Read that directly as he said it lmao trippy shit
My mind whenever someone gets hurt: “NoW tHaTs aLaTtA dAmAgE”
Bucket
R/comedycemetery
what i think about is "owie that shit hurted"
The girl LITERALLY just survived monster attack and woke up in a bus the smart thing to do is stay in there until a medic finds you
Daz: uploads
Everyone else: time to look through the comments
1% of comments: “Don’t lie...”
99% of comments: “tHere aRe sO mAny dOnt liE cOmMents”
Don’t lie...
now it's 1.01%
@@georgiajarvis5002 Don't lie...
Don’t lie, now it’s 1.02
Honestly
When he pulled the purple gem out I litrally thought it was a bag of walkers crisps🤣🤣🤣
lol
It's actually more fun watching those horrors with daz than actually going to watch the film itself
"I'm the one who patched your arm"
Daz: what's left of it...... sorry.
Me: I mean you're right.
“What’s left of it 😏”
“I’m Sorry”
me:watching the movie while drinking tea
also me: *accidentally spills tea on self CAUSE OF A JUMP SCARE*
I couldn't drink tea and watch this.
I would feel like a vampire
"Broot broot come out of you're hole,beat the life black as cole."
The skinny one IS a human...black as cole...