He’s anxious. Let an anxious boy fidge. Funny enough I didn’t even realize it til you said it and I had just been thinking how he seemed like his old self. I use a figit cause I have ocd. Little magnet rings. Bully for you that you don’t see the benefit in one though 😂. Not even kidding.
@@speeeee35 I love fidget toys and use them myself all the time! The guillotine was just a little too distracting for me as a viewer and I couldn’t focus on their convo at all. I think a bowl of fidget cubes and slime would look nice on the ship!
Watching noel with the guillotine makes me realize this man needs a fidget toy while they're filming!! He was nonstop playing with that thing the entire episode 😂😂
Noel, last month a bought tickets to see you in Tempe and they ended up being faulty tickets since I guess you have to buy them off the website of the club. I was so embarrassed I drove my boyfriend an hour there just hyping you up to him the whole time. Now I just get sad every time I look at you. Just had to get that out. And then my bf drove us back home and I was crying on the phone with this guy from India for an hour because they didn’t wanna refund me even though it was almost 300$. Also the tickets were real, they were from stubhub it’s just the club was strict and only excepted tickets bought from them. There was like 30 people outside calling Ubers because no one knew lol.
Dude, Paula Radcliffe running a marathon and pausing to pull her shorts down as she squats, Splat, pulls them back on and continues running just a few feet from spectators is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. With a 2 second haunting clip, her name is burned into my brain forever.
I would kill to see how many times Noel could ice Cody in one episode and get him completely wasted. And then get the whole episode sponsored by Smirnoff ice.
Commander isn’t the most competitive mtg format - Noel checkout standard, modern and legacy if you wanna get intense! Yknow Posty has some decks to use 😉
Surströmming is probably on the level of mustard gas. Actual war crime. Imagine being in a fox hole or inside a tank and somebody throw that shit in with you 😵🐟
As someone who's ex is suuuuuper into MTG (has a card collection worth probably $30k not even exaggerating), Noel making a dig at them felt very vindicating 😂 49:06
i won my first ever commander match with Locus God against my brother in laws, it was such a fantastic feeling lmao. i dont play now but i buy packs for the art and give the rest to my husband
Any time you forget that Cody went to Duke, just look at his skill to down a beer bottle
Catholic schools require theological studies but Duke requires getting wasted 101
That’s not beer fella
@@viagraREAL its basically beer
@@oscarthagrouchit’s lemonade with a hint of alcohol
This cold open is S tier boys
The ICE COLD OPEN 🥶 😩
I feel like we just got that random piece of lore that your dad gives you once every 5 years with that casino story with Noel.
The first thing I thought after 1 second of watching this was: “who is inside there!” 😂
Imagine it was OJ
@@Diprobasetoo soon man
@@bandaid.bandit ok sorry his ex-wife then
@@DiprobaseLmao nice
i like it when something happens online and cody doesnt get it and noel explains it to cody while cody says “right… right.. sick haha… right”
ICE-cold open 🥶
Literally a cold open
Clever
Someone take the fidget guillotine AWAY from Noel
You don't understand, it's calming him
It’s made for fidgeting
but that defeats the purpose of a fidget
He’s anxious. Let an anxious boy fidge.
Funny enough I didn’t even realize it til you said it and I had just been thinking how he seemed like his old self.
I use a figit cause I have ocd. Little magnet rings.
Bully for you that you don’t see the benefit in one though 😂. Not even kidding.
@@speeeee35 I love fidget toys and use them myself all the time! The guillotine was just a little too distracting for me as a viewer and I couldn’t focus on their convo at all. I think a bowl of fidget cubes and slime would look nice on the ship!
Episodes not sponsored by BetterHelp make me cream myself
Boosttttt
You're so godamn real for that.
For sure
Please god stop using them you assholes I want to like you guys
That's a wild reaction, but I feel you
Watching noel with the guillotine makes me realize this man needs a fidget toy while they're filming!! He was nonstop playing with that thing the entire episode 😂😂
so im high asf and a man comes out of a robot on this podcast thats in space
Glad to see the coffee on the table and not on the carpet ❤
If Cody develops alcoholism due to the regular ice challenges, now THAT would be hilarious😂😂😂
The coke would even him out too ‼️
Noel’s dad coming out icing Cody, so good
Listening to this while cleaning my elderly dogs liquid shit off my floors really helped today
Yo you gonna eat all that?
i love it when the boys do a little skit for us
Nice of Noel to involve his uncle for the cold open
THE COLD OPEN WAS AMAZING OMG
Cody is a champ for the opening bit. Definitely a fun hang
boys r back
Noel playing magic is the greatest, yet least surprising character development arc lmao. Welcome brother.
intro's never disappoint 😆
cody downed that smirnoff like it was water
Smirnoff ice’s taste like soda... it’s not vodka 💀
@@oscarthagrouch ok alcoholism
vodka isnt that hard to chug lol
Loving this Cody develops alcoholism against his own will arc of the show. Keep it up, boys!
Watching this back knowing the instrumental metro dropped is funny
Once again, thank you Noel for a rap beef recap🙏
I have "no thanks, little guy" dick, but "key your car" personality
ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER
You got a groovy schnitzel?
@@ahappycactus4332 The grooviest of schnitzels
why is it on my ceiling chanting in dead languages??
Haven't watched in a while, came back, and they're STILL FUNNY
These guys stay funny
The first few mins of this episode was absolutely amazing
One of the best opens I've ever had the grace to witness
the last 10 minutes had me crying funniest tmg bit i've seen in a while
LMAOOO the war paint bit 😂🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes, all my adds are now betting apps, this is exactly what I subscribed for, my favourite catastrophic gambling addiction promotion podcast.
Noel playing Magic is electric
Noel, last month a bought tickets to see you in Tempe and they ended up being faulty tickets since I guess you have to buy them off the website of the club. I was so embarrassed I drove my boyfriend an hour there just hyping you up to him the whole time. Now I just get sad every time I look at you. Just had to get that out. And then my bf drove us back home and I was crying on the phone with this guy from India for an hour because they didn’t wanna refund me even though it was almost 300$. Also the tickets were real, they were from stubhub it’s just the club was strict and only excepted tickets bought from them. There was like 30 people outside calling Ubers because no one knew lol.
damn that’s rough. sucks too because they advertise those sites as “authorized resellers.” so sorry that happened
just finished after watching in 8X speed, funny as fuck!
There are a ton of TH-cam ads lately. I don’t mind a few but having to skip them constantly is kind of a bummer
plz ice cody during every pod😂 even multiple times in one ep lol
love the show, but sometimes I wonder how they navigate the world not knowing how much 1000x1000 is
Intro is crazy
Omg your profile pic is freaky 😮
Dude, Paula Radcliffe running a marathon and pausing to pull her shorts down as she squats, Splat, pulls them back on and continues running just a few feet from spectators is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.
With a 2 second haunting clip, her name is burned into my brain forever.
The intro is wild😂😂😂
19:41 "yeah for sure"
38:32 bro really made my phone look up Zuckerbergs divorce lmao
holy shit ted lasso in the thumbnail
I thought it was Ludwig
Noel, i say this was love and respect. Never do a scouse accent again my brother.
Every time Cody drinks the ex-alcoholic in me becomes unexed
I would kill to see how many times Noel could ice Cody in one episode and get him completely wasted. And then get the whole episode sponsored by Smirnoff ice.
got his ahh 💀🥶🤧
Chip n dale are also chip minis that saved this shorty like every episode. So could be a play on that as well
If I ever meet Cody, as I’m walking away imma look back and say “O by the way CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP”
Lmao 4 hrs after this airs and Higgins requests to be traded 😂
groovy weiner , can ya dig it? 💀
yall are my mom crave podcast
Call that a cold opener
The iced coffee after the Smirnoff
i'm from sweden and when i was in 8th grade someone put surströmming in the vents as a prank. we got the rest of the week off because of the smell lol
1:02:12 so many questions. How early did it happen? Was he waddle running? How far away was everyone else bc of the smell?
dude the best part of this ep is noel fuckin with the guillotine the whole time
I love you guys but Noel dissecting lyrics while knowing nothing about them is killing me man
I know this episode is gonna be great, only saw the thumbnail and I already have throw up all over myself! Thanks again guys!
Got a fanduel ad during Noel’s casino story
I seriously love when they talk about gambling, I used to be seriously anti gambling. Now i dunno... maybe I should put my savings on black
You picked the best possible title
this is a better version of that The Office scene where Michael pretends Dwight is an AI
My brothers play magic at different shops, if you do competitions you win money, I know it’s not gambling but I’m guessing some people do it tbh
the dracula tee goes hard
9:23 waiting for Cody’s Canadian accent 😭
Groovy Weiner is an awesome DJ alias for Cody
Not Noel playing with mana crypt LMAO
The refrigerator robot looks like at any moment it’ll pick them up with its claws one by one and eat them with its green screen mouth 😮
Immaculate opening this ep
Fantastic episode
good ep 🔑🔑🔑
Commander isn’t the most competitive mtg format - Noel checkout standard, modern and legacy if you wanna get intense! Yknow Posty has some decks to use 😉
Please do not call ice 💀💀💀💀😭
Surströmming is probably on the level of mustard gas. Actual war crime. Imagine being in a fox hole or inside a tank and somebody throw that shit in with you 😵🐟
I'm going to speak for all of us and say we did, in fact, love Moxie
Noel made my Siri go off… wtf😭😭😭😳
Cody got that Jimmy neutron ass hair
The comma in the title was very important.
seeing this after bbl drizzy
cody so happy to get iced
The way they laugh you can tell they’re rich 😭
you guys should talk about the Ohtani/interpreter gambling news lol And also read the transcripts of the interpreters convos with his bookie
NEW EP LETS GOOOOO🔥🔥🔥
To be fair, Cody absolutely bodied that Ice! Nice to see you can still get em with that!
As someone who's ex is suuuuuper into MTG (has a card collection worth probably $30k not even exaggerating), Noel making a dig at them felt very vindicating 😂 49:06
Noel playing commander let’s gooo🎉
Intentionally making your friend drink alcohol is funny.. but it’s so fucked up at the same time 🤣
I wonder what polish rappers Noel refers to 19:00
YO THE COLD OPEN AHAHHA
Noel fidgeting with the guillotine this whole episode lmfao
i won my first ever commander match with Locus God against my brother in laws, it was such a fantastic feeling lmao. i dont play now but i buy packs for the art and give the rest to my husband
Cody’s gonna start icing them back and it’s gonna become mayhem
i be forgetting cody’s a whole father
MTG talk so exciting
Shaboozey mentioned TMG hive stand up!! 😍
are we going to ignore the crazy SYNC at 1:10:01
hahaha
Are we ever going to get the real TMG back 😔