RIMWORLD The War Crime Simulator - Perfectly Balanced Organ Harvesting Colony Game!

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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    *Watching this video registers your consent for Amazon's organ harvesting services*

    • @MrKlotzi123
      @MrKlotzi123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Great!

    • @TDurden527
      @TDurden527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Wait, is this included in my Amazon Prime?

    • @bumpyartho3601
      @bumpyartho3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Guess I should have read the terms of service…

    • @meekotheotter2801
      @meekotheotter2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well that saves me some time

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So can you open a brothel in this game.... ? asking for a friend.

  • @vonwux
    @vonwux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    I'm pretty sure parties with organ harvesting at the end are classed as 'unforgettable'

    • @xxturbanboyxxful
      @xxturbanboyxxful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Depends on the sedative used, I imagine

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well getting hit with a particularly heavy bat can fix that

    • @fire-ballmc9741
      @fire-ballmc9741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Trust me. After the first 20 parties every party that doesn't end in an organ harvest is unforgettable.

    • @fractalicflow
      @fractalicflow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xxturbanboyxxful came here to reply exactly that

    • @drewpickle8916
      @drewpickle8916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think they're called congressional meetings

  • @seank2251
    @seank2251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    real life: *actual horrifying war crimes are happening right now*
    australia: "oh thank god we have stopped people from harvesting virtual pixel organs"

    • @sashavandenberg5003
      @sashavandenberg5003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah our federal government has clearly never heard of VPNs

    • @sashavandenberg5003
      @sashavandenberg5003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also not actually true

    • @turtlemine4613
      @turtlemine4613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sashavandenberg5003 Not true that war crimes are happening or not true that Australia stopped people from harvesting virtual pixel organs?

    • @sashavandenberg5003
      @sashavandenberg5003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@turtlemine4613 not true that rimworld is banned in Australia. I'd say give me some credit but this is the internet and you never know

    • @mhm5020
      @mhm5020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@sashavandenberg5003 Australian here, just checked and Rimworld is no longer on steam (at least for me). I never had the game but funnily enough, you can still buy DLC for it.

  • @StrokeMahEgo
    @StrokeMahEgo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    The fact that spiff's rimworld plays *always* devolve into organ harvesting and warcrimes is almost exclusively why it's now banned in Australia.

    • @hangye741
      @hangye741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      wait what?!!! XD

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear ame

    • @jacob6885
      @jacob6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I don't know what you're talking about. If a Brit does it, it doesn't count as a warcrime. Just check the history books.

    • @WakefulAcorn
      @WakefulAcorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It's just the drugs....ratings for Australian games always bans games for "positive" drug use depictions

    • @voin5371
      @voin5371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@WakefulAcorn Like GTA?

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    A party where everyone is suspiciously, alarmingly happy and someone loses their kidneys by the end. Yes, it was unforgettable. I don't know _how_ to forget what I saw!
    11/10 please don't harvest me, Jeff!

  • @OmniPieTV
    @OmniPieTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    Such trivial things such as laws and morality can't stop The Spiffing Brit from what he does best, violating every human right for profit.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @ASBO_LUTELY
      @ASBO_LUTELY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      are you sponsored by EE?

    • @xloppyschannel4881
      @xloppyschannel4881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those things can't even stop me.

    • @kittinallen4738
      @kittinallen4738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He really captures the American spirit. I think he was about to be imported through dubious and $.*::.!\×€.!/!€× (retracted for state security) until they heard about the "tea thing" and then he was deemed unsuitable for the extraction and rehoming program. Errrr....it was decided that the reallocation of surplus inventory from his little island was unsuitable for the caffinated coffee crowd he would have been required to assimilate to.

    • @JohnDoe-dr9ff
      @JohnDoe-dr9ff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He provided parties as compensation. Fair trade, right?

  • @James-vc2xs
    @James-vc2xs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This video needs to be used as part of a PhD thesis on why cults are so intoxicating.

  • @MrSamuelStreamer
    @MrSamuelStreamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    Though I do prefer my Yorkshire tea sans heart, the suffering is a great addition to an otherwise ethically sourced drink, which I was recently informed about by their legal department

    • @mannypena8518
      @mannypena8518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg

    • @crescentmoon169
      @crescentmoon169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is great

    • @nigghcko8479
      @nigghcko8479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well tbh it is only a bit less ethical than good old cohco yo but still i would try both as a refreshing dish perhaps even some choco wake in the mix but honestly 7 silver is enough to pay for it
      i mean this place i am staying at only has like 6 million silver in debt so they really dont need the money

    • @MicahSps
      @MicahSps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But devouring the heart grants you their strength!

    • @tommyjackson1482
      @tommyjackson1482 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nigghcko8479 it was 7.8 but creampie new ceo of the company after mr cringe was kidnapped kidnapped Susan Wojcicki
      leader of the mafia so the debt was gone

  • @JohnyFins
    @JohnyFins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Never ending fun parties, at the cost of organs, and everyone is ok with it.
    This sounds like a Black Mirror episode 😂

  • @spike35540
    @spike35540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    It takes guts to be an organ donor.

    • @Hyprek_
      @Hyprek_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I mean, you’re not wrong

    • @SubmittedAndReadable
      @SubmittedAndReadable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I want to laugh and cry at the same time

    • @ArchetypeApollo
      @ArchetypeApollo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      until Spiff harvests your guts

    • @mango7514
      @mango7514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmmmmm

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Took guts, now I have none.

  • @JustCallMe3d
    @JustCallMe3d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Disneyland enthusiast: WHAT THE HELL JEFF! YOU TOOK MY ORGAN!!
    Jeff: Yeah, but that party was sick tho
    Disneyland enthusiast: Yeeah, we should have another one
    Jeff: Hell yeah

  • @Ragetiger1
    @Ragetiger1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    *scratches lower back, feeling the stitches* When did I get surgery? Last thing I remember was enjoying an unforgettable party while savoring some "organic" tea. Oh look, I'm getting a promotion, best day ever.

    • @adame.9469
      @adame.9469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Dude actually got promoted to "future heart dispenser"

  • @Rook9511
    @Rook9511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So happy to see RimWorld back on your channel again perfectly enables you to embrace your inner "diplomat"

  • @rjmeteor3720
    @rjmeteor3720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    As an Amazon employee, Amazon would 100% never harvest my kidneys 🙂

    • @LordZues101
      @LordZues101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      F

    • @SaintLiam3000
      @SaintLiam3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well they can't harvest organs that have already been harvested.

    • @zhitchcresttail3387
      @zhitchcresttail3387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just make sure you don't get caught saying that on the employee chat app or whatever that thing is.

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, good employees are worth more than organs right now.

    • @muixc
      @muixc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Blink twice if they stole your kidney.

  • @Templarkommando
    @Templarkommando 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "The people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concern themselves no more, and long eagerly for just two things: bread and circuses."
    Not a cautionary quote, Spiff's motto.

  • @dac554
    @dac554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    12:50 I love Disney Land and I love Jeff Bezos
    They 100% wouldn’t take my kidneys

    • @TheLoxxxton
      @TheLoxxxton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I also love Disney land and I also love Jeff Bezos. They 100% wouldn't take my kidneys

    • @Tuulos
      @Tuulos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I, too, love Disney land and I also love Jeff Bezos. They 100% wouldn't take my kidneys.

    • @justsomebeer
      @justsomebeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same Bro

    • @alexakroyd471
      @alexakroyd471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who would have guessed that I love Disney Land and I also love Jeff Bezos as well. They 100% wouldn't take my kidneys

    • @alexanderthebold
      @alexanderthebold 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Donsey Land and Jebberson Dezos. (H)ave (E)ither (L)oads of (P)ain killers or have (M)ore (E)thonal to get your kidneys 100% not taken.

  • @aggressivecowplanthammafia9144
    @aggressivecowplanthammafia9144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If Spiff keeps pulling stunts like this, I'm pretty sure that this is going to be banned in more places than Australia.

  • @drradon
    @drradon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This type of Organisation usually ends up as a multiparty HBO documentary.

  • @RoboterBoboter
    @RoboterBoboter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    The most unrealistic part about this is that amazon employees actually get "parties" and "fun".

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      True, I haven't seen any parties yet - we're all too busy and sleep deprived for that - but there is "fun". Easter egg hunts (in the warehouse, during work hours), Connect-Four tournaments after work (there's a giant set in the breakroom), but so far my favorite event was when the corn dog truck was hired to give us free lunch. This was one of the GOOD corn dog trucks too, with home made batter and foot long corndogs.
      The whole world domination thing aside, Amazon and the people that become supervisors are surprisingly good.

    • @plssubscribe-i4s
      @plssubscribe-i4s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@r3dp9 good to know

    • @emmao6578
      @emmao6578 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r3dp9 I don't know, that sounds suspiciously like the kind of thing someone from an organ harvesting cult would say to lure people in. And what's really in those foot long corn dogs that make them taste so good, hmmmm! I'm on to you and your nefarious plans 🧐

    • @jacobbrennan442
      @jacobbrennan442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The fact that they will steal your kidneys if you ask for a bathroom break is 100% accurate though.

    • @cracked4707
      @cracked4707 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True they just harvest organs without party so disappointing.

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Please Jeff. I'm so tired. So tired of partying. I'm all wiggled out, Jeff. Please no more."

  • @benjaminengslev4261
    @benjaminengslev4261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "I, a real human being person love Jeff Bezos and Disneyland. They would 100 procent never steal my kidney."

    • @definitelyahumanperson
      @definitelyahumanperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thanks other human.
      I as a 100 percent real human that is not made in a lab aprove this massage

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hello fellow humans, human fellows, boy do I love doing human things like taxes and going to Jeff Bezos's Disneyland

    • @turtlemine4613
      @turtlemine4613 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love going to Jeffrey Bezos's Disneyland™ and you should, too, because they never harvest your organs. There is nobody forcing me to write this message. I leave all my inheritance and organs to Jeff Bezos when I die mysteriously at the end of the week.

    • @morgantaljaard6260
      @morgantaljaard6260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes fellow humans Jeff would never steal my kidney

    • @PoetsFallenLand
      @PoetsFallenLand ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also agree fellow human

  • @Skewrz
    @Skewrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's like an episode of The Twighlight Zone: "The Afterparty Tea."

  • @maltardraco9555
    @maltardraco9555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Banning Rimworld is absolutely criminal. Nice to see Australia returning to it's roots.

    • @Colt45hatchback
      @Colt45hatchback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Its ok, we can just do it for real instead 😂

    • @cornflakeshumunculus8373
      @cornflakeshumunculus8373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      As an Australian banning this game is 100% a war crime the government has caused.

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ridiculous right? You’d think we’d have more important things to worry about than banning a 10 year old game.

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can just buy it from the Dev's website.

    • @IrvineTheHunter
      @IrvineTheHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Miss_Distress According to what I read, their was talk of a physical launch, so -big brother reviewed- senpia noticed it, hence the ban.

  • @L8ugh1ngm8n1
    @L8ugh1ngm8n1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching Sean Bean stand up and tell the new employees that they put their heart in to every single cup of Yorkshire Tea would certainly have new meaning after watching this video.

  • @cheezygringuysofficial3402
    @cheezygringuysofficial3402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I wholeheartedly confess my eternal affection for a multi-billion dollar media company, and an owner of a now infamous delivered goods retailer, and am generally abliged to believe that they would not violate the Geneva convention and the Human Rights act of 1991 by havesting my left-most renal organ.

    • @Mirality
      @Mirality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The right one, on the other hand...

  • @chancelichty
    @chancelichty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't ever catch any of the livestreams live but I love coming back and watching the vods of them. so I'd like to see more of the wonderful world of rimworld.

  • @JOBOXR62
    @JOBOXR62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Just got a living donor Liver (from a consenting adult) transplant last week and am recovering well in the hospital. So my delight when I saw this popup in my sups!
    Thanks' Spiff. Ps. The tea is shit here.

    • @copper9687
      @copper9687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have a speedy recovery!

  • @GradyDP
    @GradyDP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Hauge joke at the beginning had me rolling on the floor.

  • @ins0mniac662
    @ins0mniac662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Got this game because of one of your older videos back in October and I've already racked up over 1600 hours, thank you for a new addiction Spiff

    • @juancmf9634
      @juancmf9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time passes so fast when playing RimWorld, it's scary

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the Rim. And remember, if you ever get bored, there's mods. So. Many. Mods.

    • @ins0mniac662
      @ins0mniac662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mirjanbouma 550 mods down that rabbit hole already 🤣

  • @DarkinPunk
    @DarkinPunk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:53 And this was the point that I lost the fight with the giggles and just descended into uncontrolled laughter at the sheer insanity of everything.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Imagine harvesting kidney from a guy and inviting the guy to a party to keep him happy.
    Only in Spiffing Brits' channel, truly perfectly balanced way to get rich 😂😂

  • @hieutruong7456
    @hieutruong7456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A terrifying commentary on cults, I love it, absolutely hilarious.

  • @paulzayn1189
    @paulzayn1189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Other Rituals: We need a heart for this summoning to work.
    Spiff‘s Ritual: We have a heart, make tea out of it, you are happy because you have tea. Then we use your heart for more tea and summon new people by dancing to replace you in the meantime. Repeat as often as you want.
    It’s perfectly balanced

    • @cosmicbananas8084
      @cosmicbananas8084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So a crappy pyramid scheme?

    • @turtlemine4613
      @turtlemine4613 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cosmicbananas8084 Aren't all pyramid schemes crappy by definition?

    • @paulzayn1189
      @paulzayn1189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cosmicbananas8084 No, a perfectly balanced pyramid scheme that is build on tea consumption. So perhaps a tea scheme?

  • @TheTron56
    @TheTron56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the use of the Queen at the end, we all know she's enjoyed far too many "organic" tea's.

  • @NeilLucha
    @NeilLucha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Dear Spiff,
    Congratulations on 500 videos!
    Yours faithfully,
    Tea Drinker.

  • @allyourpie4323
    @allyourpie4323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You donate one kidney and you're a "hero." You donate five and you're a "criminal."

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This harrowing glimpse into the possible future provided to your collective consciousness by Blue Origin!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @element-moscovium
      @element-moscovium 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The unenlightened masses
      They cannot make the judgement call
      Give up free will forever
      Their voices won't be heard at all
      Display obedience
      While never stepping out of line
      And blindly swear allegiance
      Let your country control your mind!
      Let your country control your soul!
      Live in ignorance
      And purchase your happiness
      When blood and sweat is the real cost
      Thinking ceases, the truth is lost!
      Don't you worry
      You'll be told exactly what to do
      I give my people the lives they need
      The righteous will succeed!
      The fires of greed will burn the weak
      So we'll make freedom obsolete
      Making whole the fabric of society
      Collective Consciousness controlled as you'll say:
      Let your country control your soul!
      Let your country control your soul!
      Let your country control your soul!
      Let your country control your soul!

  • @Jckbrker
    @Jckbrker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved my recent trip to disneyland. Whats better is that all the employees seem to give their all to make sure I had a good time with the parties. I even lost weight while there. 10/10 would recommend.

  • @WolfintheMeadow
    @WolfintheMeadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    As fun as organ harvesting is, I'd like to see Spiff fine some other things to do. It's such a great game, I'm sure there's something insane, like conquering the world Spiff could manage.

    • @NickDaGamer1998
      @NickDaGamer1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You are absolutely right! There are many more things that Spiff could do in this game!
      He could install the Autopsy Mod and harvest EVERY organ from his interns!

  • @CHUCKLZLORD
    @CHUCKLZLORD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every other Spiff Video: Here's a broken exploit.
    Rimworld Spiff Video: I'mma harvest organs again!

  • @CssHDmonster
    @CssHDmonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    '' a few days ago'' *shows 30 days* ok im slowly understanding how long a spiff vid takes to make

    • @yankokassinof6710
      @yankokassinof6710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he spent hundreds of hours on this game just to make this video lmao

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Haha yer sorry it took so long because I went on holiday

  • @Purrfect_Werecat
    @Purrfect_Werecat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And here I thought I was being clever by harvesting organs from dead prisoners but this is brilliant

  • @notditto5350
    @notditto5350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank you Spiff! With this free kidney, my collection of human organs is complete!

  • @LaylaSpellwind
    @LaylaSpellwind 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pausing video at start to guess what Spiff will tell me to comment.
    This game is wonderful, happy and totally good for me.
    Lovely yorkshire tea, I take it intraveneously along with every cup I drink so I can ingest twice as much.
    Edit: Spiff making tea from human hearts fits my taking it intraveneously quite well. Much approval from this tea swiller here!

  • @Chris_Sizemore
    @Chris_Sizemore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    When you think about it, Connorbrow has lasted an amazingly long time as one of Spiff's interns.

    • @ColinTimmins
      @ColinTimmins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Connorbrow can’t escape because Spiff just spams the party button…

    • @jacob6885
      @jacob6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But when was the last time Connor was seen....?

    • @allyourpie4323
      @allyourpie4323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There must always be a Connorbrow.

    • @bitingapotato3277
      @bitingapotato3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At this point, he's just a head in a jar, Futurama style.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacob6885 The Final Fantasy vid.
      Then again he _was_ missing at the end.

  • @nxght6694
    @nxght6694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gives “organic” a whole new meaning

  • @xloppyschannel4881
    @xloppyschannel4881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love Disneyland and Jeff Bezos! 10/10, Great experience, no organs lost, trust me.

  • @contemplate43
    @contemplate43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I made a minigun that shoots plasma beams at a rate of 1 tick per bullet, and has ammo set 999 bullets per reload. Reload speed at 0.1 seconds and movement speed increased by 5000 percent. Perfectly balanced rimworld with my Yorkshire tea farm.

  • @theteatwit2223
    @theteatwit2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Finally we get another one of these,I love them

  • @ragemodeonline7778
    @ragemodeonline7778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Disneyland and I love Beff Jezos! They would 100% never take my kidneys!

  • @PariahMessiah
    @PariahMessiah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    An excellent experience I've had during the viewing of this video. Organs were harvested but regrets where unseen. Perfect.

    • @theworldofideas8038
      @theworldofideas8038 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gennerally the donors do not file in complain forms after the procedure. no complaints filed = no problem.

  • @PiotrDzialak
    @PiotrDzialak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some colonists really put their hearts to it.

  • @conan2096
    @conan2096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *throws an unforgettable luncheon*
    "steam my organs, skinner!"

  • @TarceGaming
    @TarceGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Disneyland! And I love Jeff! I simply can’t forget the parties! And the the nap in the intern break room was breathtaking

  • @ryand5436
    @ryand5436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As someone with kidney disease I'm super stoked for my free kidney courtesy of Jeff

  • @bretbutler3363
    @bretbutler3363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His first trade is 1776 right after his colonists get rid of some controversial tea is some poetic stuff

  • @OtakuGamingsRandomChannel
    @OtakuGamingsRandomChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Once again spiff is harvesting organs for the name of a perfectly balanced game, just like it was meant to.

  • @Tonyd8899
    @Tonyd8899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone who thinks no one would exchange their organs for going to totally awesome parties has never met a frat guy

  • @Alirian2
    @Alirian2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was one of the first 5k likes and I can confirm that I just received my free kidney! Thanks Spiff!

  • @MJH869
    @MJH869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live in West aus and I’m so glad I purchased this game like a year ago. Still can play it just can’t but it

  • @boyankovachev7982
    @boyankovachev7982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Disneyland and Jeff Bezos and I was there and have all my kidneys. Also, I absolutely ain't getting paid in your kidneys for writing that review. My bride, that's currently being created by your organs and body parts, and I promise that this is not a scam at all.
    One love ❤️

  • @mickyds100
    @mickyds100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Got a warrant on me for watching this in Australia but worth it.

  • @jackpearman
    @jackpearman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love Disney Land and I love Jeff Bezos. They 100% wouldn’t take my kidneys.

  • @s33c3r
    @s33c3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE DISNEYLAND! AND I LOVE JEFF BEZOS! They 100% would never take my kidneys. There you go with such a lovely, honest and truthful and loving review like that people are guaranteed to come visit us. Ah it's perfect. Also I've realized that our colony value now is higher than I'd like it to be which technically makes the parties ever so slightly more difficult. Now there are a few ways of dealing with the colony value. We could load up a large amount of goods, put them onto a caravan and simply move them into the tile next door to us...

  • @MrKlotzi123
    @MrKlotzi123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I, a real human being person love Jeff Bezos and Disneyland. They would 100 % never steal my kidney or other vital organs!"

  • @watercat9475
    @watercat9475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was trying find this game for months, and who else do I find it through than the greatest money maker

  • @charlesreed4327
    @charlesreed4327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love Disney land and I love Jeff Bezos.
    They definitely wouldn't take my kidneys!

  • @GamerXenith
    @GamerXenith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This level of warcrimes is so entertaining to watch! 🤣 Spiff has made too much ORGANic tea this time lol

  • @xxarcangelxx143
    @xxarcangelxx143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    'Forbidden tea exists'
    My bosmer character in the elder scrolls: shut up and take my septims

  • @kevkevplays5662
    @kevkevplays5662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spiff just looks at the Geneva convention and goes “ok
    Anyway” proceeds to harvest organs

    • @paulelderson934
      @paulelderson934 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think they've ever heard of this "Geneva" in the far far corners of the universe.
      No convention, no problem!

  • @melmalade-2255
    @melmalade-2255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Disneyland was great! Kidneys are overrated anyway. Worth it. 10/10, would go again.

  • @r3dp9
    @r3dp9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Things that could be improved:
    Tribal "Drum Parties" are identical to industrial "Dance Parties", but don't require electricity.
    "Lantern Festivals" have a chance to summon a small group of ~3 friendlies in addition to the recruitment reward. These friendlies are usually pretty easy to overpower. Combine with "Executions Required" to farm development points to reset the cooldowns on rituals, AND supply an even more massive mood bonus.
    "Lantern Festivals" have a lower total set of bonus modifiers compared to drum parties (120% vs 100%), but in exchange the maximum bonus modifier is much easier to reach - you just need 10 colonists and 40 wood per ritual. No rooms, floors, or special furniture needed.

  • @masuterukasu
    @masuterukasu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Spiffing Brit is summoning tea from a thin air.

  • @Soli9111
    @Soli9111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spiffs colonists take "dance till you're dead" very seriously, 9:50 one got heatstroke lol

  • @tiredmrp
    @tiredmrp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What scares me is how close we are to something like this coming true

  • @AleaIactaEst2009
    @AleaIactaEst2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I visited Disneyland and it was such a family-friendly place, just one long totally ethical party really. Oh how I left my heart at that place. 5 stars.

  • @quintessenceoflife7870
    @quintessenceoflife7870 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am here after the TH-cam money exploit Spiff did just for the kicks.

  • @torinsmith9867
    @torinsmith9867 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a perfect depiction of the cliche apocalyptic cult that throws infinite crazy parties but is secretly harvesting organs behind the scenes. Except this time, you're leading the cult.

  • @thegrimreaps6964
    @thegrimreaps6964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The things I do for a good cup of Yorkshire tea...
    I LOVE DISNEYLAND!
    I LOVE JEFF BEZOS!
    .
    .
    .
    ORGAN HARVESTING? WHEN?

  • @ezzzzyyy
    @ezzzzyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The lady holding the gun perfectly represents what, to me, Intern Wrangler actually looks like.

  • @Duccy86
    @Duccy86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A video on Dwarf Fortress or Cataclysm: DDA would be amazing, I can't imagine what you'd get up to on them haha.

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those games have a very, very high learning curve. Spiff generally prefers things that don't require 10+ hours of tutorials before you can get far enough in the game to actually cheese anything.
      For example, one of the basic cheeses of DF is to surround the map edge with statues, to completely prevent invasions from entering via the map edge. Actually pulling that off requires immense quantities of stone, statues, and dwarves to make them, which requires so much work that you'll have to survive a few invasions first, set up production chains for food, medicine, military...

  • @chaosknight626
    @chaosknight626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that we didn't capture and enslave the countess for purposes of organ harvesting and meditation farming brings a tear to my cold warcriminal heart

  • @sugarkross355
    @sugarkross355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want a RimworldSpiffYogs24MegaStream.
    Spiff starts the day with helpers to build his Tea Farm and facilities. They swap out for other over the period, sorry spiff you're the star, you have to suffer the spotlight a bit longer than most.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the one challenge, the one game, the one mechanic that spiff can't seem to pull off in his live streams even though all the pieces seem to be there

  • @joshm7335
    @joshm7335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When Spiff said Rimworld was now banned in my Country, I had to check. Yes, it's unavailable but you can still buy the DLCs for the game you can't play... I swear, censorship in Australia is bizarre sometimes. Selling R18+ games to minors is fine but this game is just too scary for the adult population...apparently. Who's grandmother decided that...?

    • @javik1929
      @javik1929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      meanwhile in germany all games with sexual content are banned

  • @Prisoner..24601
    @Prisoner..24601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh Spiff, you already stole my heart :) so how am I still alive?

  • @EroPantherH
    @EroPantherH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man, I'm playing some Rimworld right now, with the "forbidden mod" of course.

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I reallly hope your just innocent and talking about something like extended warcrimes or torture

    • @greyfade
      @greyfade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Brigtzen Nope, it's the degenerate hand-holding mod

    • @THG_thehumangod
      @THG_thehumangod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Brigtzen since when are warcrimes extended forbidden? I thought it was a standardized mod?

    • @jay_6504
      @jay_6504 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are a lot of mods that could be referencing…

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greyfade Now, ive got a lot of time on rimworld, and ive done most things. But i have standards, and that mod fucking crosses them alright. Whyy do people even use it!?

  • @EIG12
    @EIG12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Descriptors such as "full array of organs" are why I watch this channel.

  • @kentsp117
    @kentsp117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:34 I nearly spit out my tea at that transaction amount. Guess the devs have a sense of humor...

  • @furnsauce
    @furnsauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeeeeeeeeesss harvesting more organs! woohoo! Love this channel

  • @temmiecorp4214
    @temmiecorp4214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I LOVE DISNEYLAND! AND I LOVE JEFF BEZOS! THEY ONE HUNDRED PERSENT WOULD NEVER TRY TO TAKE MY KIDNEYS!

  • @SentinalSlice
    @SentinalSlice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spiff, you’ve made me into a monster. I can’t help but harvest organs, after seeing your videos, In Rimworld of course.

  • @GTexperience_Channel
    @GTexperience_Channel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: A four member panel of the Australian Classification Review Board have today unanimously voted to rate RIMWORLD R18+ (High impact themes & drug use). Consequently, the ban has been overturned!

  • @anon9507
    @anon9507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad to see Grim getting a little shout out

  • @sirbill_greebi3811
    @sirbill_greebi3811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For once I'm actually drinking tea. It's not even iced tea: it's pomegranate black tea w/ no sugar.

    • @ikitclaw7146
      @ikitclaw7146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So what your saying is... Its not Yorkshire tea?

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Delicious

  • @Bananahammock681
    @Bananahammock681 ปีที่แล้ว

    Huge Slurms MacKenzie energy in the first 5 minutes. "Finished? Good. Party more!"

  • @tonality531
    @tonality531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Disney and Jeff Bezos would never take my organs! (would they?)

  • @lotharworks
    @lotharworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you for the tip about the biscuit yorkshire tea. Sainsbo's had it on special today so i got some and my god its good.

  • @user-jc3vk8qm3c
    @user-jc3vk8qm3c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Disney Land and I love Jeff Bezos
    They 100% wouldn’t take my kidneys!

  • @MaliciousHotdog
    @MaliciousHotdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Me in the Imported Tea Isle*:
    Hmm...what tea should I buy? ...Yorkshire...sounds familiar. Where have I heard it before? Oh...Right. Yeah I'm buying it.
    You sir are a sales man!