@@kocahmet1 I don't even quit, I never start! Ha! How about that! Starting is for losers. If you never start, you don't even have to quit. I'm very successful at not starting.
@@degrotekoningwouter I come from a long line of non-starters. My das was a non-starter. My grandfather and great grandfather were non-starters. I was raised to never start. If you never start, there is no need of ever quitting.
If you had millions of people with George's bitterness, insecurity, paranoia, contempt, self-loathing, and general hostility toward anyone happy, and you put them all in the same place, it would be called Reddit.
The end of the episode shows Sid and Ben having the same conversation Jerry and George had in the beginning, showing what they would be like at their age.
"It's a matter of simple arithmetic for God's sake!....Don't you have any sense? Don't you have a brain? Are you so completely senile that you don't even know what you're talking about any more?" Such classic George lines, delivered so well in this early season!🤣🤣
“What are you talking about? Don’t you have any sense? Don’t you have a brain? Are you so completely senile that you don’t know why you’re talking about anymore?” One of the funniest coffee shop scenes in the show
Paraphrasing: Helping people 🧐 “of course, of course”. (NEW CONCEPT- apparently in today’s world)… “I’m going to help somebody!” How can you be grateful when you’re so close to the end?! Classic George!😂
2:08 In just about every episode, Jerry expresses his contempt for the human race. Why would Jerry help the very thing he hates? That's like saying I should help spiders.
Does anyone remember the name of the episode where Kramer, along with Jerry, is walking down the sidewalk and says to a woman, "Why don't you just give up?" much to Jerry's dismay. Thank you very much!
This episode is weird to me because I watched Seinfeld eps like 3-4 times a day on cable my entire teenage years and I somehow never saw this ep until the box set came out years after the show ended. This and the nonfat yogurt episode were never shown on reruns for whatever reason.
@@emiach Would your local station ban them for any reason? For instance, the non-fat yogurt episode implies use of curse words, although they were obviously censored, even on the dvds.
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"Life's too short to waste on you". That's some real life-changing philosophy!
Not really!
lol that's what I tell my ex and sometimes people I have disagreement with, I don't have time to argue with them, I just leave lol
“I think I’m pretty much like you-only successful.”
I laughed out loud at that one!
and that smile of Elaine.
That is one great classic memorable line.
And yet he hangs out with George
Georges face was hilarious after that zinger!
0:49-0:56
Jerry is right. Seeing George miserable or in pain is always a great way for us viewers to start the day
Unless you're reminded of yourself, in that case 🙂🔫
Eternal comedy without vulgarity. Best ever.
George: "I was raised to give up. " 😅😅
"I'm just like you...only succesful", that wasnt friendly banter, Jerry just went out for blood, poor George
It was very fair
George needs to help people. I mean, he can sense the smallest ounce of human suffering
he always knows when someone is uncomfortable at a party
Are you sensing any right now?
@@alexshank1414Jerry's taunting to George is both hilarious and savage.
That’s why he’s different
Only George Louis Constanza could get fired from a volunteer job 😂
Kramer did it too, in a way.
@@ironcito1101 Yep, you have a point 😂
he's made som fine exits
That's because the world is against him 😂
Wrong! Kramer too
"What do you do, break it in with her and try it out on me?" lmao
1:45 George’s response is fantastic.
I come from a long line of quitters, i was raised to give up . These lines truly define Georgie-ism .😂
i am a recent convert to georgism myself
@@kocahmet1 I don't even quit, I never start! Ha! How about that! Starting is for losers. If you never start, you don't even have to quit. I'm very successful at not starting.
@@degrotekoningwouter I come from a long line of non-starters. My das was a non-starter. My grandfather and great grandfather were non-starters. I was raised to never start. If you never start, there is no need of ever quitting.
@@degrotekoningwouter can i quote this ?😅
@@alienated4747 Yes, please!
George could depress anyone😂
"When I like them, they don't like me. When they like me, I dont like them."
Story of my life!
George wants to help people. But realized he must first help himself. 😂😂😂 George likes spicy emotions......❤
When the old man said, "Life's too short to waste on you!", I've actually used that on people, it really helps getting people away from me.
Your misery is my pleasure. This got me 😂
I'm pretty much like you ,only successfull . 😂😂 Jerry trolls Georgie boy heavenly whenever he gets the chance.
That's true friendship right there!
"Do you think we will make it to that age?" "We? No." Kinda dark. ;P
To be fair, George made quite a few enemies who would mail him a bomb.
@@12Blueace George is bombable.
This is the episode that got me into Seinfeld - "Sid Fields" was hilarious! 🤣
George’s getting upset😂
😂😂
If you had millions of people with George's bitterness, insecurity, paranoia, contempt, self-loathing, and general hostility toward anyone happy, and you put them all in the same place, it would be called Reddit.
underrated comment
@@MarcusN-kp1jnyou're just like the Reddit users over using cliche lines trying to be original
I thought reddit is full of Brian Griffin?
But at least George has character, a balding head and good quotes. Reddit on the other hand, mostly insufferable people.
“When I like them, they don’t like me, when they like me, I don’t like them.” - George Costanza.
"Sidney Fields", that's a perfect tribute to The Abbot and Costello Show ❤
Syd Fields was also a famous screenwriter.
George is the best🤣💯👍
I always used the old man's advice in life 😂
“Life’s too short to waste on you”
One of my favorite lines in the series. Totally owned George in 7 words
There's a void Jerry a void 😂
George sounds exactly like his parents, it's priceless!
lol only George can calmly say “you owe me for the soup.”
old man: life is too short to waste on you at 4:09 LOL
4:13 😂
There's so much gold in these moments, enough to make a whole gold bullion bar. Woohoo.
Great to have longer vids
Syd Fields and Ben Cantwell are George and Jerry in about 10 years.
The end of the episode shows Sid and Ben having the same conversation Jerry and George had in the beginning, showing what they would be like at their age.
“Oh my God, the Mahatma?!?”
1:25 Post Office worker entering the Restaurant 😆
*I was raised to give up* 😂
"Why can't I act with the ones I like the way I do with the ones I don't like?" Yes
Declaration of the Independence of Georgie!
😎
The way Jerry says "He's a mean mean guy" 😂😂😂
I can relate to this whole "there has to be more than this" and like George i start something and then quit
4:00 - Duckman started coming out two years too early
"I'm pretty much like you only successful" is a goated burn.
“I’m a great quitter”. Lol 😂
"It's a matter of simple arithmetic for God's sake!....Don't you have any sense? Don't you have a brain? Are you so completely senile that you don't even know what you're talking about any more?" Such classic George lines, delivered so well in this early season!🤣🤣
_"I was raised to give up."_ You and Newman would get along well, George. ;P
This is what my life's come together meeting a mute lol 😂
Out of all the old men out there George gets stuck with the bald one! lol
Yeah, you rarely see a balding elderly man.
Favorite line I think I’m just like you only successful 😂😂
George has a serious problem 🤣🤣
The Mahatma!!!
"There's a void, Jerry, There's a void"
After all these years, I don't have any more time for George either. Bye George.
"My father was a quitter."
That's why he always stopped short.
“What are you talking about? Don’t you have any sense? Don’t you have a brain? Are you so completely senile that you don’t know why you’re talking about anymore?” One of the funniest coffee shop scenes in the show
“You owe me for the soup”
3:22 one of the funniest scenes ever, probably a top 5 episode overall
"Life's too short to waste on you" 🤣🤣
Go to their apartment, yadda yadda yadda, it's supposed to make them happy.
“Sidney Fields”. A tribute to the only sitcom in history funnier than Seinfeld.
Mr. Fields was a comedic legend.
“There’s a void there Jerry, a void.”
“A deep yawning void”
Deep yawning chasm. Did you not just watch the video?
0:05 His own family
Kinda funny how George was the grumpy old man out of the 2
Paraphrasing: Helping people 🧐 “of course, of course”. (NEW CONCEPT- apparently in today’s world)… “I’m going to help somebody!” How can you be grateful when you’re so close to the end?! Classic George!😂
Whatever made George "Thee Overthinker" Costanza believe for one instant that he was a motivational speaker? 😏
Very funny 😆 episode
Oh, Georgie. 😅😅😅😅
2:08 In just about every episode, Jerry expresses his contempt for the human race. Why would Jerry help the very thing he hates? That's like saying I should help spiders.
Because it’s better to love than hate. If you choose to live your life in hatred and bitterness, will you be happy?
This is why George created the Human Fund
Meet a mute... There should be an app for that
That’s what I do with him 😂😂😂😂
Does anyone remember the name of the episode where Kramer, along with Jerry, is walking down the sidewalk and says to a woman, "Why don't you just give up?" much to Jerry's dismay. Thank you very much!
I live in a town where everybody comes to give up.
4:50 😂
2:59 Maybe if 'George' didn't want to be a "Nihilist" then he wouldn't be so worried and stressed
The birth of The Human Fund…
Ffs getting fired from a volunteer job 😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: this old man lived another 11 years
The issue is he came from a line of quitters, what he needed was to come from a mudder. His father should have been a mudder, his mother too
The human fund, people helping people." I was in the pool" why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun
I come from a long line of quitters...
This episode is weird to me because I watched Seinfeld eps like 3-4 times a day on cable my entire teenage years and I somehow never saw this ep until the box set came out years after the show ended. This and the nonfat yogurt episode were never shown on reruns for whatever reason.
They were shown many times. You just missed them.
@@bossfan49I guess? Seems weird to watch the entire show dozens of times with my sister and we never saw two episodes every rotation??
@@emiach Would your local station ban them for any reason? For instance, the non-fat yogurt episode implies use of curse words, although they were obviously censored, even on the dvds.
Hahaha
Last time we were in here you went on and on that you wanna meet a mute! What? you try it out on her before you tell me?
George, you did meet the Portuguese 🇵🇹 waitress
Jerry took the bait
George needs a visit to Torre Ackman for some life coaching
A visit to a
I’m pretty much like you, only successful
This was a program cosponsored by The Human Fund.
3:46 "For God's sake"......says the "wannabe" "Nihilist"
Meet mute... The new meet cute
the woman who plays voodoo music is HOT.
It's sad to me that I'm George in real life. People, wake up before it's too late.
What did you quit?
@@rickleitch1036 I meant I'm a 40 yo bald man living with my parents.
@@jackbombay1423 nothing wrong with that if it works for both sides.
@@rickleitch1036 I appreciate the sarcasm. But I wouldn't wish this for my worst enemy.
I understand.
So its not a pleasant circumstance.
Hope some good luck comes your way.
How about a mute
It took 5 episodes before I chuckled once. Watching jerks not understanding the world around them isn't funny.
this is nothing
nada, surf
i mean big time
i mean you donit even
i am elain
Your void George, is placed there by your Creator! Your emptiness can ONLY be satisfied with Him! Case solved…..
First
We? No!
Correction. It's Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 17 The OLD MAN not Episode 18.
Just because youre successful doesn't mean you're a good person