MBMBAM - Moist Magazines

[@epoillaKory]

“that’s French for wig snatch” still haunts me like a year and four months after this content was first exposed to my impressionable brain

[@calebstuder448]

How about now?

[@Zoe-rr8wj]

imagine trying to explain this segment to your grandparents

[@calebduarte5255]

@@Zoe-rr8wj Fuck, imagine trying to explain this to your grandchildren.

[@aurorarose6678]

it doesn’t matter HOW many times i listen to this, “billboard was WET for ‘all the ways’” makes me viscerally recoil in horror

[@ALovelyLad]

I was listening to this while cleaning, but as soon as I heard that exact line I had to stop what I was doing to make sure it was real 😂

[@ultimateninjaboi]

I refuse to believe someone didnt do extensive research to find out "what kind of slang the kids use nowadays." Theres no way someone who naturally uses these terms wrote this

[@brody2k]

Bruh I lowkey dunno what you mean- this whole schtick was lit.

[@lionguardant5468]

truly it was hashtag vomworthy

[@ripnecco5477]

It’s the same- guys it’s the same- guys it’s the *same PARAGRAPH*

[@brody2k]

I want an old fashion ten hour loop video of that. I need that audio hellscape.

[@momobalkhy7312]

@@brody2k Im uploding rn, will update comment when done

[@momobalkhy7312]

@@brody2k th-cam.com/video/_3BlB0WRdMI/w-d-xo.html

[@EyreKneeSA]

Justin should have ABSOLUTELY made this a thing because I know this isn't the only one of its kind

[@justsomeguy1408]

I only learned about phish food ice cream a few days ago. Really contextualizes the first line.

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

I hope if Munch Squad ever ACTUALLY dies, it gets replaced with something like this.

[@firebirdheats]

I keep imagining some marketing man in a pressed suit writing this and am especially uncomfortable

[@DeeDee-ye5qe]

Choo-choo, Betch!

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Its such a horrific mish-mash of cultural slang that like... god... i can only imagine this marketing man sat in front of a computer at 3am, the light from the screen the only thing illuminating the room, as he tries to research as much slang as he can, and vaguely understand what it means...

[@superemoboi2050]

I imagine a 40-year-old woman, with a barely functioning wine addiction, whose desperately trying to regain her youth by being "hip with the kids".

[@RobTunes]

Thank you SO MUCH for this clip. This is one of my favorite segments!

[@sophsstillsad]

I know its been like two years, but if ya'll don't know, this was written by someone who was fully self aware and did this on purpose, and I think that makes me love it even more

[@ch3burashka]

I need to re-watch spy kids

[@elysiumss]

I just know this press release was written by a white gay who claims aave is actually gay slang...

[@proxyprone]

I've listened to this clip like 5 times since it was posted and I'm just now realizing that "eating a pint of fish food" is a euphemism for eating puss. I always thought they were making fun of lonely people, because lonely people have pet fish and on Valentine's day they have dinner with their fish.

[@MobileToyBox]

I'm pretty sure it's phish food as in a pint of the ice cream flavour phish food my guy

[@Dylan_Platt]

Yeah, it's Phish Food, the Ben & Jerry's flavor.

[@clanofclams2720]

It's neither of those things

[@williamhood7548]

Dude... "Stanning?" Like... As in Eminems track, "Stan?"
Christ...

[@calebduarte5255]

Oh, my sweet summer child...