Love or host: ft. Minx, but it's only Schlatt moments (ft. Bob7, Carson, and more!)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.ย. 2024
- After this show, please go and support Minx, she really deserves it:
Minx:
Twitch - / justaminx
TH-cam - / @justaminx
Twitter - / justaminx
Instagram - / justaminxig
Austin:
Twitch - / austinshow
TH-cam - / rajjproductions
Twitter - / austinontwitter
Schlatt:
TH-cam - / @jschlattlive
Twitter - / jschlatt
And the other people in this video:
Bob7: / bob7
Dean: / deansocool
Jadey: / jadeyanh
Quincy: / quincy_uk
Aksually: / aksually
Jenna: / puppygirljenna
Bruce: / brucedropemoff
Lycan: / lycangtv
sucitil: / @sucitil
My twitter (no one cares): / unknown_forgot
Thank you for watching!!!
Carson- "I am here to compete for your love"
Carson 1 second later- *gone*
Btw your pfp isn't black it's purple, OLED screens don't lie :)
Edit: it's fully black now lol
Josh Blue thats a weird flex lol
@@albingrahn5576 I thought it would be less odd than just saying that's it's not black lol :)
timestamp?
@@zoe7526 #010101 hex code, how is that purple?
Schlatt: I picked host!
Minx when Schlatt actually chose host:
👁️👄👁️ w h a t
why does that disgusting convination of emojis looks so much like minx wtf lmaoooo
@dim mor Nah, Minx be farming them views. She knows it's entertaining content.
Why was she so distraught at the end, it really seemed like she had a crush on schlatt and he broke her heart at the end is what it looked like
@@nicklopez8004 it was part of a bit
*surprised Pikachu*
Minx: *Has a Mental Breakdown*
Schlatt: 😂😂😂
Schlatt has his own mental breakdown during the final four when Austin said he was safe
Man was just enjoying his happy meal
Next clip she's smiling ecstatically
Isn't it a bit?
@@crowofjudgement4718 of course.
They call him the keyboard king
Yea they probably do call him that
Its all they've called him
Because of what he did with a keyboard in 1999
Cause in 1999 he brutally assaulted 2 women with a 2$ keyboard
The guy literally broke one before even opening it
She should have known he wouldn't lie in front of the pope
Lmao
If he did the pope would beam him with his laser eyes instantly.
I wonder how many things Schlatt did in the 90’s.
Steel toe boots
Everything
The 90's were a busy time
1999 alone is filled with so many... “incidents”...
All of it
when schlatt is with his happy meal toys, he’s a legit toddler.
420 likes haha
md Hey I am too
The bit with the minion killed me every time
Feels so good to press like when its 999 likes
they call schlatt the keyboard killer, wanna know why? because in 1997 he murdered 6 women in the best buy return line with a keyboard
You know why they call him the lady killer? In 1998 he murdered 6 keyboards in Best Buy with a woman
Thank God he had his receipt.
nah nah nah you're wrong, schlatt destroyed a keyboard using 6 dead women
this is not austin's show, this is schaltt's show
nah bruce’s
Meme Magnet wh omegalul
2233
s c h a l t t ' s
"I'm here to compete for your love"
*Cuts to next scene where Carson is just gone.
Even though I did expect Schlatt to be true to his word, it did make me feel a little sad though
I think she chose schlatt knowing he picked host because she didn't like any of them
@@Jayden-zq6fj yep i'd say so too
Carson: “I’m here to compete for your love” *awkward smile*
*gone immediately*
wow im actally so glad that almost everyone talked this show and were making some kind of effort . bob didnt have to carry!
it really was a great show, everyone was entertaining
I think the funniest part was towards the end when he was in full character and Dean and Bruce just did not get it LMFAO
bob7 more like bob8
@@lils426 nah bob and bruce just got beef obviously not like real beef but
@@rterrell641 😎bruh on god 😂👌, no Kap, on a fuggin stac straight facc no printa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💦 you're spittin' 💦 then fuggin faccs my guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh
Schlatt and bob seem like good friends haha
If I had to guess it's likely that Schlatt is on a high enough level of Irony that he can recognize that Bob is just making content and isn't actually the shitty weirdo some people think he is. And Bob recognizes that Schlatt recognizes that causing natural joke Chemistry.
both of them are doing constant bits
@@BiggsBababooey i still cant believe how people don't understand bob at all
I love how they both "laughed" at the same time in 1:50
both of them are equals in the bit loop realm
12:02 "Schlatt you're safe."
4 Simultaneous facepalms
KEKW
and one broken keyboard
Brucedropemoff and deansocool are just like bruh, what the hell is going on.
They're not used to the dankzone...
Probably a bunch of normies
Edit: in case it wasn't obvious, this was a joke. No one says: *The Dankzone*
Bruce and sucatits beef was mad funny
@@Raphael_27 ok nerd
@@Raphael_27 I bet you browse r/PewDiePieSubmissions
@@Raphael_27 calm down redditor
Schlatt laughing cynically as Minx cries fills my heart with joy
It’s Schlatt’s world and we’re just living in it
Go jschlatt go jschlatt go!
as it should be
Schlatt mans world!
Most underrated comment of all time bar none
It’s a mans world, but it’s a schlatts planet.
bruh, people in this are just spectators to schlatt and minx.
honestly bro i really only watched this cause of bruce but dean and bob were funny too
schlatt wasn't even that funny tbh
man bob was just being weird half of the time
@@vispon7343 he's running out of jokes
I can't believe you left out the best joke from the entire show. Schlatt says "I wouldn't use Carson's advice on the rajjchelor" when carson leaves
Damn that's straight ruthless
Damn. That's cold
It’s fair, but it’s brutal
Context please?
@@blickluke katerino Carson and fits drama
1:53 I like the way Schlatt and Bob both laugh
the way schlatt and bob were homies on this one was so entertaining
idk if homies is the right word. they were definitely on the same wavelength, but still somewhat against eachother. schlatt said bob was funny, and when asked why schlatt said he was “funny to look at” and that he had a funny hairline lol
the bob7 redemption arc
@@ranger8155 that didn't work out
The power exuding off of Carson when he entered. He is the true king of the jungle.
Fun fact:When minx was having a mental breakdown Carson and Jschlatt was just chillin and playing 8ball
Edit:Also that part was removed from this video
Minx: I'm intelligent
Bob and schlatt: lol
Schlatt: I chose host
Minx:
Austin: Schlatt chose... HOST!
Minx:
Bro, Schlatt has the MOST CHAOTIC ENERGY IVE SEEN IN A HUMAN. When Minx is crying and he’s just laughing smashing shit at his desk. 😂😂😂
AND THE FACT MINX FINDS IT HOT IS SOOO FUNNY. She tryna get thrown around like a keyboard bro!
It was a cool and calculated plan to make minx look as dumb as possible. He knew she was gonna pick him and that’s what makes it more than just funny.
nah this whole thing was a bit
They just followed the script
He knew she was too curious and naive. Played her like a fiddle lmao
Mr. Fusion they have genuine script pr just general direction with improvisation?
@@Ake-TL nah they don't have a script. However there are certain people who aren't allowed to be kicked in early rounds.
*The three gay guys and the simp*
Carsons introduction was straight out of smash ultimate
What a Story Arc that we've witnessed. Schlatt after all these months, finally got payback and chose Host on Minx.
And, being the gentleman he is, he even told her in advance. Several times even.
I almost feel bad for Minx.
But like, its a win-win for Minx (i think). Personally, I knew Schlatt truly chose Host, but even then, its because Schlatt's pride couldn't let it happen.
Now that he got his revenge, from the time she won his Rajjschelor and humiliated him (cuz even he did, it wasn't as bad, i think, he was just jokingly saying "shes a simp haha", but idk), things *could* go back to normal.
Schlatt knows for sure now she likes him (she chose him even though he said hes host and she wasn't sure). Its all a matter of, will he accept her or continue to tease her.
Raphael but does Schlatt actually like her tho ?
Minx said it was a bit lol watch her last live stream, her friends were worried about her and she had to break character and elaborate. Also Schlatt met Minx’s parents and it was hilarious!
@@3self nah he doesnt its mostly a bit
@@3self nope , she's too dumb for him
I watched this live, and i realized during the show that schlatt almost never lies.
He wouldnt lie infront of the pope dude
7:38 like how everyone ignored him just getting his gun out to open the plastic
It's like my favorite part of American Psycho where he's trying to insert the kitten into the ATM and since it won't just go in he pulls a gun on it.
Bob sees it because he just starts chuckling
the guy below him saw it too
CrowKYS
Except for Bob lmao
Carson: I’m here to compete for ur love *immediately cuts to just Jschlatt and Dean*
Minx: Shlatt likes me for my *intelligence*
This aged like open milk in 80 degree sunlight
i’m surprised people don’t know why she said that
@@ajnr6876 context pls
@@fantazy1107 context pls
80°f or 80°c sunlight?
@@WyattRodebaugh both are bad enough
watching this live was a wild ride
I unironically believed that they'd jabait Minx at the end, making her think he really did chose host, but at the last second revealing that he didn't. Guess he just straight up chose host lmao
I was thinking that he chose love and said he chose host so when she eliminated him he could've guilt tripped her and said "You could've picked me".
Schlatt literally said that he chose host in almost every opportunity he can, it was funny how Minx got jebaited with the reverse-reverse psychology
i was thinking that Schlatt made a deal with Austin that if Minx voted him off, he’d say that he picked love, and if Schlatt won, he’d say he picked host. that way minx would lose 100% of the time and it’d be funny
Sleepybones this is probably what happend ngl
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
The fact he even made it to the end is beyond
bruh, how? it was kinda obvious from the start that he would win
mina rose very true
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Except minx chose host when schlatt was doing love or host
@@normaldoggie5663 they re friends dude.
“I fucking kept the 3 gay guys and the simp”
Such a good line
The Bob and Schlatt scoff was amazing
Bro I was so sad when aksel left bro
Edit 1: I know I said bro twice that just gives u more an indication of how sad I am
they called after stream doe ;))
The ultimate flex schlatt did was straight up pull out a happy meal and say "im the youngest one here" n i c e
The progression of watching minx get genuinely sad makes me wanna cry 19:26
she knew he didn’t pick love, she only picked him for the bit
It was a bit, Sclinx does not exist
*it was all just a dream*
Its a bit dude
“Carson king has requested to join”
What is the point of your comment ?
CoolTimothy95
To obviously inform that Carson king has requested to join lmao
“Why do I hear boss music?”
Jenna: Schlatt blocks you and unfollows you constantly.
Schlatt: It’s a little golfer *holding up minion toy*
the whole vid original is just Schlatt and Minx, everyone else is just the filler
Bob do be funny tho
RIP Aksel
the schlatt guy isn’t even funny the only funny people here are bruce, dean, sucitil, bob7 on god bruh
Meme Magnet nice bait. saw you in the replies of other comments too lol
Kind of funny that everyone knows schlatt puts up a crazy facade and that they can never tell what schlatt is feeling even when he blatantly says what he is feeling. We all out here simpin for schlatt and minx
I love how aksel was just there going along the ride, laughing at every joke that schlatt made lol
I genuinely feel bad for Minx right now. She likes Schlatt a lot.
it’s just a bit
ajnr6 id bet 10 American dollars there’s some truth behind the bit.
tbf she chose host on his show
JcNom i mean, she has said multiple times that she thinks he’s attractive
@@ajnr6876 and she thinks he's funny, i've never seen her laugh so hard then when he's in the picture
Most people: "Well I am a gamer, and i love long walks on the beach"
Jshlatt: "I bought a gun today"
I love how the "dog lady" is trying to prove a point and all jschlatt cares about is his happy meal surprise toy
Minx really went seagull mode 🤣
8:59
Schlatt: I chose host
Minx: Ok
Schlatt actually chose host
Minx: surprised pikachu face
This had to have been the best show
that triple keyboard throw is legendary
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Underrated comment
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bro that was so fucking funny i am actually dying right now
Camaradmari poop
Carson: I’m here to compete for your love.
Not even a second later, gone
I love how Carson says "I am here to compete for your love" and then it cuts to where he is gone
I screamed when Carson joined
schlatt laughing at minx breaking down is such a mood. lmao.
best video ever. From the keyboards alone.
Not only are they constantly teasing each other, they're teasing their entire fanbase
1:52 the way they both laughed though
The best part was when schlatt and bob snorted when minx said “intelligence”
they both picked eachother at the end, and they both chose host at the end. what a crazy love story.
7:33 schlatt "do you know how to get shit out of this hard plastic"
Bob7 "no its impossible"
Schlatt "cocks gun"
😂
15:59 jschlatt is literally the greatest person alive
100% he was trolling this entire time and that’s why I love him 😂
"I'm a dog girl"
The face he makes 😂😂 I can't breath
I find it funny how all of the guys understood that Schlatt genuinely picked host
schlatt just takes things over. he can’t be stopped. women are simply too attracted to him nonchalant and honest vibe.
I feel like Schlatt is just a normal dude that decided content sounded like a cool job so he took it, and then he realized that specific field is filled with a lot of outliers and odd balls and he’s genuinely confused and taken aback from it 😂
minx: *cries and pours her heart out*
schlatt: HHAHAAHAAHHA
“Jschlatt chide HOST”
Minx: _surprised pikachu face_
Bob7 breaking when Schlatt pulled the gun is so underrated
13:00 props for the Kingdom Hearts shirt.
11:58 EVERYONE REACTS IN THE SAME WAY ITS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS
They are like *"Jesus fucking christ are you kidding me"*
Bruce and dean are just genuinely impressed with schlatt.
Minx keeping him to the last round is basically content wise , BIG MONEY right there.
minx: *visibly distressed*
Bruce, Schlatt, and the chat: 😂😂😂
Did Dean choose love? I feel bad for him now :(
nah my guy just wanted to stick in the bbc nothing else we good
He did, Minx was extremely devastated when she heard love
Schlatt and Bob were completely in sync when Minx said "my intelligence"
Minx eye roll when she noticed the pope behind Schlatt lmao
I feel like schlatt was born different or something, hes at a higher level than all of us
How do I open this hard plastic *racks slide*
I absolutely love the moment after schlatt breaks a keyboard and he just opens up another one.
This is just schlatt and minx blabbering for an audience
7:31
"You can't open those hard plastics, it's impossible, no ones ever done it before"
*readies handgun*
y’all are _fast_
0:25 That's the appropriate reaction.
The amount of power Schlatt has is kinda scary
11:55 every dude knows what hes doing, and she still saves him. Schlatt himself doesnt even know how hes still there😂
nah schlatt knew she was doing it for the bit, and giving him content for his possible video
schlatt and bob both laughing the exact same way when minx said her intelligence fucking killed me
They both know her the most
14:41
Love how it just cuts to him eliminated
Schlatt -Talks shit about quincy
Next cut-Quincys gone
I Love the character arc between Schlatt and bob after all these shows
"you know what they call me, they call me the keyboard breaker"
Schlatt: Throws three keyboards
Also Schlatt: Opens another box with for a keyboard
I-I see now Schlinx, is... just a massive bit