The fact that it took your brain like 10 minutes to fully comprehend iPad baby, and then immediately you started gagging after you processed it is so funny.
Thanks for the quality content Carson! Reminds me of how the deaf gods of our world look in disgust at their horrid creations on which they have brought life unto.
Carson playing what is essentially malware with Ronald Mcdonald slapped on top: *50,000 deaths* Carson playing Buckshot Roulette, a game with actual thought and effort put into it: *Wins easily* Also Mexican School Simulator using the same stolen assets as Yandere Simulator gave me vietnam style PTSD flashbacks
Im pretty sure that in mexican school simulator there is a side quest where a student tells you "Someone has stolen my burrito" and thats all i know about the game.
The fact that it took your brain like 10 minutes to fully comprehend iPad baby, and then immediately you started gagging after you processed it is so funny.
Humans have trouble processing lovecraftian bodies
I'm fully convinced that game was a psychological horror on cocaine
Probably one of the worst things anybody has done to the Doom engine.
@@TheFunniBaconMan I shouldn’t be surprised it’s running on Doom.
This was a nightmare as a vod watcher. Especially the part where Carson gets killed by Ronald McDonald 50 billion times.
SEE YOU IN ANOTHA LIFE, HAHAH
LITERALLY
This is why I kinda prefer watching the vods, you can't skip through if you're watching live
I'm in a time loop
i watched it live, i couldn't even skip over it
I´m so glad Carson is finally back. Great first video for your return
what are you talking about he uploaded 5 days ago
@@Solutra shut up
@@Solutra Stop talking
@@Solutralook under your bed
@@fisheyeraptor600 what is your problem
Hearing “see you in another life” 5000 times during stream was awesome
I'm in a time loop🍔
See you in another LIFE IS A GAME LIFE IS A FIGHT
See You in the Next World...
Window kill was actually a good concept for a game.
its on steam now
Ipad baby is better
Hey guys! I have no idea what’s going on!!!!
Cry about it
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
4:00 Top 10 Fatalities too brutal for Mortal Kombat
6:40 IM IN A TIME LOOP ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️
Help me 🔥
The time loop ending fucking killed me
Carson casually beating Buckshot Roulette will never not be funny
it just got unfunny unfortunately
I'm so glad I finally understand why the whole chat was saying "SEE YOU IN ANOTHA LIFE"
Thanks for the quality content Carson!
Reminds me of how the deaf gods of our world look in disgust at their horrid creations on which they have brought life unto.
I mean...following the theme of statistics a gambling problem can lead to a shotgun problem
my dad is NOT going to develop a shotgun problem
Surely...
@@josephbenedek Well that's good at least, shopping addictions are expensive
Can't believe carson is a real person.
my favorite character in this game is GUNT! I LOVE LARJ GUNT! IM SO GLAD HES BACK! THANK THE LORD!
The song in Jack Russell Connection is "Life Is A Game" by LOFT
i’m so glad he’s back. reminds me of simpler times already
You should play Microsoft Flight simulator - it would make for a great stream of fun and wacky events. Hoorah!
i agree, carson should fly a boeing 747 :)
Carson playing what is essentially malware with Ronald Mcdonald slapped on top: *50,000 deaths*
Carson playing Buckshot Roulette, a game with actual thought and effort put into it: *Wins easily*
Also Mexican School Simulator using the same stolen assets as Yandere Simulator gave me vietnam style PTSD flashbacks
You cannot fool us, “Carson”.
10:39 I love how Loki got mad at this part, that “What an idiot man” had me rolling 😂
Man really changed the thumbnail thought we wouldn’t notice
Can't wait for carson to play cuelty squad.
12:39 "Is this nirvana" LMAO
16:54 to 17:10 feels like it's going to be a short at some point
The itch persists
My piss lacks color, it is a pale grey that steals warmth from the world
I love the new group so much
WHYD HE CHANGE THE THUBMAIL!>? CARBON?!
10:14 CARSON YOUR FINGER
I'm not sure why, but seeing that iPad Baby was running on, I think, GZDoom made me want to cry.
I need that .WAD file.
man, 'Life Is a Game' sure sounds different to how I remember it sounding
10:25 i am disappointed that you did not include the incredibly lengthy sequence of the dealer using various items before blowing his own brains out
Really glad to see your views ramping back up. Been watching you since like 2020, you’re awesome Carson 👍🏿
I hate the fact I know what the sound effect for the grenade in the McDonald’s game is the flashbang sound from black ops 1
a new video to have in the background while i weep in pain :D
good to see you back, carson
Ronald McDonald being stuck in a timeloop begging for release predicted the future HOLY SHIT IM BACK 12 YEARS.
Like how buckshot roulette was the only actual game
Crugson i just got done with my college class and coming home to see a new upload from you is always sure to put me in a bad mood!
I think Carson needs to watch the Quaaludes man talk about Quaaludes.
I just saw the first game, and I already knew these other games are gonna be amazing.
Welcome back Carson so good to have you back man
Ima be honest, Carson should’ve played Voices of the Void
you are ITCHY
you are ITCHY
they are in your skin
the bugs
they are there
ITCH
you witch
I can't believe you didn't include the super cool new movie we unlocked in Wild Animal Racing durring this stream
0:12 useful information
Love the Acapella in this one. Can't wait for more Acapella in future videos!
carson i thank you with all of my soul for playing half sword, it is quite possibly my favourite game i've ever owned
20:17 Oh hey, my funny quip got into the video, cheers, lol!
Ohhhhh, Perfect to play at 4:44 AM.
Jay-Z
Nice to see you back dude :) reminds me of simpler times ❤
this reminds me of simpler times
the ipad baby drop key is literally just left click
10 seconds in and I lost, I couldn’t edge any longer! Great video! 😁
This is what i consider content.
This was one of the first streams I turned up to in awhile and it was a fever dream for me, great stream nonetheless
I'm happy you're back from retirement, Carson!
“See you in another life a-HA”
Rondale mcdondale
Yeah i got a shotgun problem
So glad you came out of retirement to make your first video back
17:36
Looks like it’s gonna be another year off
Good to see you finally back!
this video really itches me for simpler times
See you in another life! AhaHAHAHA
I didn't think my mental health could get any worse
left click is to drop item btw
Hey man can you play that one racing game game it’s called the animal
that first game runs in the doom engine lmao
My favorite part about the Time Loop ending is that its not even a time loop.
On things i did not expect Carson singing Super Eurobeat
No way carson is back after 2 years lets go!
Bro turned into Rowan Stronghammer in Half Swrord
We missed carl alot around here
Backshot roulette
wake up babe new garskins upload
I was having a really bad day and saw a new Carson upload, thinking it would cheer me up but it starts whit fucking Ipad Baby and Ipad Baby but 2D
I actually kept spamming game suggestions because I thought your stream wasn’t online yet, but I just forgot to refresh…
This video is like being in a techno club
I like the new genre of carson
BIG LION
I just like how he Homer Simpson’d Buckshot roulette first try
I’m sure this video is funny but it looks so unfortunate from the first minute that I don’t know if I can suffer through it
Life is a game, life is a fight
the last game was so rad i looked it up and beat it it was so fun
cant believe this is his last video. godspeed carson, it takes me years to forgive.
He clearly likes it!
see you in another life! ahahah!
See you in another life HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
IPad baby has the attention span of an iPad baby
Hey Carson, I think it would be REALLY funny if you made a video on kart racing games. Hope to see wild animal racing on the list
Why does Ronald McDonald sound like Mark Hamill’s Joker
ipad baby has detrimental effects on the human mind
LIFE IS A GAME
LIFE IS A FIGHT
Im pretty sure that in mexican school simulator there is a side quest where a student tells you "Someone has stolen my burrito" and thats all i know about the game.
Certified CallMeCarson Live Moment
It takes me years to forgive
dog you're a member
Is it bad if the thing that entertained me the most during Ipad baby was the 5 fps Subway Surfer?
My day has been saved by Carson once again 🙌
19:23 Dude, I love Xenoblade 3!
FRICK spolier :(
This really staved off my itch.