its sort of not, i've only really been offered a bong a few times besides dabs in the last couple decades, been offered every other drug, and every other form of weed. I could definitely see him not being to keen on it in his teens and early 20's. I wasn't, and I smoked a quite a bit. People who don't smoke weed frequently, tend to not be like, okay, i'll take a bong hit. lol
Back to work after 1.5 years off with a broken back and first thing at 7am I put Bill Burr podcast on as a Carpenter nothing makes the time fly like a hilarious podcast to start the morning
Bill Burr, thanks for You sharing your life with all of "Us". As you know many of " Us" engage in soo much of your content we actually feel as if we are personal friends with You, having to so often remind ourself, "Bill doesn't know me and will most likely never see me or know that I exist." Hey, such is life, I get it. Same goes with my great friends Joe Rogan, Shawn Ryan and Chael Sonnen; just kidding, they also have no clue who I am, ha. To me, at times, this is a real mindfuck but also kinda funny. Thanks for all of your shared thoughts and laughs! :) Roy Mimbs Sarasota FL
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Bill is so right about avoiding the bong. I have been stuck smoking one for years. I’m trying to get off now. It makes life pass by really fast but as an addiction it makes you feel pretty good like a warm blanket. If you’re on the fence, let me push you the other way not worth your time not worth your money, not worth your health.
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With that said Bill .... I was born in 82 It had dawned on me how amazing I got to live and see 2025 which seems like we got to the age of the Sci fi movies of the 80s and 90s WHAT DID NOT STILL DAWNED ON ME .....was that a quarter of a century had gone by already ... So here I am on a Saturday waking up on a cold london ... 8 am smoking my number like uncle Joey says .... And when you said the bit of ' a quarter of a century already gone by ' ( implied on the whole 25 out of 100 thing ) .... it dawnd on me so hard that I almost choked on my coffee
6:10 I would have never thought of teaching that particular lesson, in that way. Unconventional and poetic.. the type of parenting most of us wish to have the balls, patience and ingenuity for implementing on the spot.
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Labs are fun, after about a year or so, a sudden switch turns on in their brain and they are amazing and they clearly can access their amazing smarts. Their first year is a challenge with house training and manners training- they are hyper love bugs! (Remember, they were bred to be a hunting dog so these traits weren't a concern-they lived in kennels, not homes, until they were older) If you want them to develop their large size, don't neuter/spay them early, wait a couple of years or so. They make amazing family dogs!
I agree with you about these newer cars. They are nothing but drivable computers. What really sucks is that if something breaks on these damn things the repairs cost a fortune. I miss my 1992 Nissan Carstanza.
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I own a bong with an ice catcher and I just find them awkward to use. But now that you mention it, here's a way for Bill to get into trouble with Nia: find a 3 liter bottle, a 2 liter bottle and one of those metal weeeed pipes where you can screw off the place where you put the weed. Drill a hole in the 2 liter cap, place the butt end of the metal screwy part of the pipe into that cap hole that you just drilled. Make it reasonably air tight, doesn't really have to be perfect. Cut both bottles in half so you have a top half and bottom half of each bottle. Take the 3 liter bottom half, fill it like 2/3rds with water, take the top half of the 2 liter bottle, screw back on the cap, place it in the 3 liter water, put the weeeed in the metal piece, light it then pull up the top half. This will suck through the smoke into the contraption and ya just unscrew the cap to breathe it in. This is called a gravity bong.
Bill, I grew up in Lake Forest IL about 2 blocks from Hallas Hall. Rather than "Fighting" with the Fans in the Stands, I would go down to a tavern in Highwood after practice with Steve McMichaels & Richard Dent and Relax while sipping a few beers with a cheeseburger or TWO! Watching sporting events is supposed to be FUN! I am a Voting member of the Olympic Committee & we know BETTER! BTW, We ban Cannabis use by our athletes because it is a "Performance enhancing PLANT, and NOT a debilitating DRUG. Go Team USA!
First time i took a hit from a bong it was like i was on a roller coaster. My face was heated up an i was Flyin. Just upholstered to the furniture. After 2 hours my buddy's like UR Still High? Then chasing of the dragon begins:P i miss those days. It just doesn't feel the same anymore :P im down to cigarettes and champagne
Bill. Go to a dispensary. Ask them to set you up with a puffco. Then do a small dab of cold water cure rosin in a puffco. That’s the cleanest way to smoke. It’s a clear headed and tasty high. Way better than a normal bong rip if you need to get stuff done and still want to enjoy weed.
Yeah and you know what? This "little fun" fact" got more Impression of a impact, than any work of art in the world can do 😂 (2 looking back) The Higher Power must really has sense of humor. Human existence is the best proof of this. Wishing well from Germany 👋🏻😉
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I didn’t take my first bong rip till I was 18 and I was surrounded by my brother and his friends and it was pitch black I’d never been so high in my life until edibles
2:12 "you're just trying to make it to 8 o'clock at night every fuckin night" I felt those words with my whole soul 😂😭
Bill doing a bong rip for the 1st time at this point of his life is hilarious.
its sort of not, i've only really been offered a bong a few times besides dabs in the last couple decades, been offered every other drug, and every other form of weed. I could definitely see him not being to keen on it in his teens and early 20's. I wasn't, and I smoked a quite a bit. People who don't smoke weed frequently, tend to not be like, okay, i'll take a bong hit. lol
Ole Billy Bong Rips. 😂😂😂
@@illestlyricsJeeze dude! Hit a bong.
@@threeofeight197of all of them somehow this was the best well done haha
time to start sending him bongs as gifts lmao
Billy Bong Rips, welcome to the "Zone" 😂
made me remember I have one....hmmm.
@@mettamorph4523damn dude you forgot you had 1 how dank is your weed
Wow everytime I toke again I always remember why I quit years ago, lol
@@boeingseven6939 because ya got old and now it makes ya paranoid?!?!
@@threeofeight197 lol! Mostly because it's not my buzz, can't handle the swamp
That’ was BRILLIANT parenting
I disagee.
There's always someone pal.@@patrickfries6267
Well done william
No, that was terrible parenting.
Was actually a really good way to teach both empathy.
Back to work after 1.5 years off with a broken back and first thing at 7am I put Bill Burr podcast on as a Carpenter nothing makes the time fly like a hilarious podcast to start the morning
Thank you Bill for being yourself.
New nickname, Ole Billy BongRips
🤟🤟🤟
Burn After Reading is hilarious and the cast is top-notch !
Destroying sand castles 😅
That "little dog yap" 😅 cracked me up.
This guy makes my day..
Me too 😉
Me 3 😊 @@flangekiwi
Burn After Reading >>> DUDE You
are Gunna Love It
A DRINKING PROBLEM?!!
Especially if you rip that bong first 🤯
True story about the bong 😂
Remember last episode when you were talking about dying alone petting your dog lol and now you want a chocolate lab? Bill’s lore continues
22:58 We are the same dude. LOL! I like the old me.
Bill Burr, thanks for You sharing your life with all of "Us". As you know many of " Us" engage in soo much of your content we actually feel as if we are personal friends with You, having to so often remind ourself, "Bill doesn't know me and will most likely never see me or know that I exist." Hey, such is life, I get it. Same goes with my great friends Joe Rogan, Shawn Ryan and Chael Sonnen; just kidding, they also have no clue who I am, ha. To me, at times, this is a real mindfuck but also kinda funny. Thanks for all of your shared thoughts and laughs! :)
Roy Mimbs
Sarasota FL
The calmly talking to the stunned cashier had me laughing so hard, there were tears.
OLE BILLY NEW YEEEEEEAAAr
Bill
Just get the bong, and enjoy your double rainbow coyotes.
"Splitting a bag of Doritos with a racoon on your davenport." 😂
to this day I always tell people that are jealous of the attention I give the dog is "you don't shake your ass when I walk in the door"
Get a Chocolate Lab, call him Bong.
Yellow, call him Scurvy.
Or Rip
I absolutely love hearing this ginger while im at work laughing. 😂
Bill Burr parenting classes.😁👍
Thanks for the laughs,
Billy Bingo Balls 😊✌
I moved from nyc after a lifetime but would consider coming in to see BB on Broadway!
That was a good lesson. Let people be then maybe revenge won’t happen. 😺
Yea. Maybe 2 hours of random Bill Burr rants is what I need today. 🗿
Great parenting! I wish everyone could and would be so attentive
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After 9years of listening daily.
You are now forever Billy BongRips
We need a "Billy Bong Rip" segment when you're feelin' it. Would love to hear the first thing to come out of your mouth as smoke pours out of it 😂
Old Billy bong hits
Lol playing this through my car it shows a picture of Bill from like 2005.
Now combine all those hobbies with bong rips & you're in business😂😂😂
Bill I love your comedy. I’m just as angry as you 😂
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*Female Brain* I literally fell down laughing. These jokes should come with a ⚠️ warning
Yeah, you literally "fell down".
@@paradoxparade1 Grammar Police 😀 Fell off sounds right. I guess when you are in midst of a laughter typing is impaired.
Billy Bong Rip 😂 welcome to the club lol
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Boswell on the Steelers I like for a kicker.. he is good. Happy new year Bill and your fam...
Bill is so right about avoiding the bong. I have been stuck smoking one for years. I’m trying to get off now. It makes life pass by really fast but as an addiction it makes you feel pretty good like a warm blanket. If you’re on the fence, let me push you the other way not worth your time not worth your money, not worth your health.
Helloooooo🎉❤😊 hi all hope you are feeling well and happy and having a great day and all.... 🤗 Hugs!!! Have a wonderful weekend 😊❤️🎉
5:06 What a foking boss !!!!!😂😂😂😂
Bon Scott AC/DC is the only era worth listening to
Ol' billy bong ripper 😂
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She mushed his muffin! Lol go bb
Ol' billy broadway tap dancing a day late theeeerrrreeee DOHHH jeeeesus
With that said Bill .... I was born in 82
It had dawned on me how amazing I got to live and see 2025 which seems like we got to the age of the Sci fi movies of the 80s and 90s
WHAT DID NOT STILL DAWNED ON ME .....was that a quarter of a century had gone by already ...
So here I am on a Saturday waking up on a cold london ... 8 am smoking my number like uncle Joey says ....
And when you said the bit of ' a quarter of a century already gone by ' ( implied on the whole 25 out of 100 thing )
.... it dawnd on me so hard that I almost choked on my coffee
6:10 I would have never thought of teaching that particular lesson, in that way. Unconventional and poetic.. the type of parenting most of us wish to have the balls, patience and ingenuity for implementing on the spot.
That’s white parenting😂 white parenting never works
As a parent I approve this message, who don’t listen will feel
not the Z Cavaricci’s 😂 the purple stone-washed jeans …not We get knocked down 🤣😍
Looking forward to upcoming thought processes
Good ole billy bong rips lmfao
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Love it❤
A GREAT sand castle story 👌🏽 😀
Happy new years Bill
1:48 This is the best sports betting show on the Internet. 😂😂😂😂
*Doh Jeeeshus...*
How did you go to the beach without the sun killing you?
Probably dressed up like the Gordon's fisherman
@@paulristedt2972 😂😂😂
Happynew year to everyone
Ol' Billy bong rippahhhh comin atcha
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6:40 I think that might be better than what I did, which was say "two wrongs don't make a right"
love u Bill
GREAT... the throwback one angry things in a calm way 1:10:01 Hysterically funnyso helpful... then the picks
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Hey Billy Bong rip! You should totally get you and the family a labrador retriever, great dogs!
Here doing bong hits in your honor.
Favorite comic, Never change, F ppls FEEEELLLLIINNNGGGSSS!!!😭
Thank you for inviting me to listen to your podcast.
Labs are fun, after about a year or so, a sudden switch turns on in their brain and they are amazing and they clearly can access their amazing smarts. Their first year is a challenge with house training and manners training- they are hyper love bugs! (Remember, they were bred to be a hunting dog so these traits weren't a concern-they lived in kennels, not homes, until they were older) If you want them to develop their large size, don't neuter/spay them early, wait a couple of years or so. They make amazing family dogs!
VAGRANT BILLY B. My Mode Dude """YOU GOT T%HIS DUDE"""
You’re son learned an awesome lesson today bill you really know to be a parent and honestly learning lots from you too mate.
*Your. There, you learned something today too, kiddo.
@ damn I didn’t realize I use the wrong pronouns 😂😂 thanks for correcting me I feel so dumb right now lmaooo
Ol’ Stoner Billy Billabong. Hooow’s it’s going maaaaannn? lol Bill needs to watch One Punch Man again while baked.
Good shit
I agree with you about these newer cars. They are nothing but drivable computers. What really sucks is that if something breaks on these damn things the repairs cost a fortune. I miss my 1992 Nissan Carstanza.
Just buy the bong Billy!
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You ain't kidding about the years flying by....
Billy please do the Are you Garbage podcast while you're out east !
You did bongs right , I bought one lol
Hits from the bong ..Cypress Hill
Fake drums.
Always call out iceholes they are that way cuz they don't get called out enough ! Carry On !
Don't forget the most famous kicker of the dolphins Ray Finkel
LACES OUT!
VenTurA AcE dEtEcTiVe PpeT
JAHBLESS SOULJAH ROCKER ❤
I own a bong with an ice catcher and I just find them awkward to use.
But now that you mention it, here's a way for Bill to get into trouble with Nia: find a 3 liter bottle, a 2 liter bottle and one of those metal weeeed pipes where you can screw off the place where you put the weed. Drill a hole in the 2 liter cap, place the butt end of the metal screwy part of the pipe into that cap hole that you just drilled. Make it reasonably air tight, doesn't really have to be perfect. Cut both bottles in half so you have a top half and bottom half of each bottle. Take the 3 liter bottom half, fill it like 2/3rds with water, take the top half of the 2 liter bottle, screw back on the cap, place it in the 3 liter water, put the weeeed in the metal piece, light it then pull up the top half. This will suck through the smoke into the contraption and ya just unscrew the cap to breathe it in. This is called a gravity bong.
grandma told me long ago? As reach say about 40? "Decades go by like years, years likes months, months like weeks etc. She was right..
Happy New Year. How are you doing?
Bill, I grew up in Lake Forest IL about 2 blocks from Hallas Hall. Rather than "Fighting" with the Fans in the Stands, I would go down to a tavern in Highwood after practice with Steve McMichaels & Richard Dent and Relax while sipping a few beers with a cheeseburger or TWO! Watching sporting events is supposed to be FUN! I am a Voting member of the Olympic Committee & we know BETTER! BTW, We ban Cannabis use by our athletes because it is a "Performance enhancing PLANT, and NOT a debilitating DRUG. Go Team USA!
Hey former neighbor! I grew up in Lake Bluff, and worked in Highwood for years…
First time i took a hit from a bong it was like i was on a roller coaster. My face was heated up an i was Flyin. Just upholstered to the furniture. After 2 hours my buddy's like UR Still High? Then chasing of the dragon begins:P i miss those days. It just doesn't feel the same anymore :P im down to cigarettes and champagne
Bill. Go to a dispensary. Ask them to set you up with a puffco. Then do a small dab of cold water cure rosin in a puffco. That’s the cleanest way to smoke. It’s a clear headed and tasty high. Way better than a normal bong rip if you need to get stuff done and still want to enjoy weed.
Nice somthig new to sleep to
Weird, one of the suggested videos up next is "Life as an Orca"
The tide comes for all your sand castles
Get that bong Bill, treat yourself
GOING DUTCH EVERYONE!
Waddup Bill.
"Fun" fact:
The older you get, the faster time flies... :(
Yeah and you know what? This "little fun" fact" got more Impression of a impact, than any work of art in the world can do 😂 (2 looking back)
The Higher Power must really has sense of humor. Human existence is the best proof of this.
Wishing well from Germany 👋🏻😉
6:56 " Take my pies out the oven!"
Perfect timing, Bill! We just legalized cannabis lounges. Come make us laugh while we rip bongs!
Oh yeah!!
It's crazy how I graduated in 2015 and now it's already been almost ten years.
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YOU ARE THE BEST SIR LUV YA SIR >>>
Ol Billy boardwalk!
"Paul Di'anno am I saying that right? So anyways Bruce Dickerson..."
I didn’t take my first bong rip till I was 18 and I was surrounded by my brother and his friends and it was pitch black I’d never been so high in my life until edibles