Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3 Might Be the Year's Worst Game | MoistCr1tikal

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
  • At least you can play as Zim
    Streamed at twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal
    #streams #moistcr1tikal

ความคิดเห็น • 430

  • @blackday1013
    @blackday1013 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    It's really funny that Nick execs hated Zim because of the mature content, yet he is so popular he makes it into all their games

    • @ST1TCH916
      @ST1TCH916 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He's their money maker for nostalgia bait

    • @justxander1656
      @justxander1656 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ST1TCH916 perfect description

    • @305backup
      @305backup ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ST1TCH916 yeah they know a lot of actual fans of nick cartoons are already adults by now, since they dont really have any popular new shows anymore. Nick is literally just the 90s.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It wasn't the mature content, it was that Invader Zim was a ridiculously expensive cartoon that they thought would become a massive hit, and it wasn't.
      They were hoping for a Spongebob, but what they got was a hipster cartoon that people go "Oh yeah, that was a pretty good cartoon," but it doesn't sell merchandise like Spongebob or Fairly Oddparents, which is a serious problem if it's the most expensive cartoon on the network to make.

    • @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub
      @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@qty1315 good thing IZ was canceled, would’ve ended up as utter insufferable garbage like spongebob and boring gibberish like fairly oddparents.

  • @joshuagarcia1058
    @joshuagarcia1058 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Made the mistake of putting this on in the background only to hear "more powWEeERR" every other second.

    • @zeening
      @zeening ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lol same and fucking charlie going "WUT IZ HAPPENING, JESUS CHRIST, and HOW DO I DO THIS" 8 quadrillion times instead of just looking at the keymapping or googling it lol horrible game tho like 3 voice lines per character clearly pulled/clipped from the shows

  • @casualjacob776
    @casualjacob776 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    I've never been so happy the characters in Mario Kart don't talk

    • @squigin3380
      @squigin3380 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Move ovah sistah!

    • @leesfille975
      @leesfille975 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      But don’t you like hearing the words “more power, more power!”?

    • @dankedgelord6977
      @dankedgelord6977 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@leesfille975 not 100 times a lap

    • @scoobydouche9991
      @scoobydouche9991 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This game and Mario Kart are on two different extremes: High Effort + too exciting (Nickelodeon) and low effort + dull (Mario Kart)

    • @343Films
      @343Films ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@scoobydouche9991 You're seriously deulsional if you honestly believe this game is "high effort."

  • @ar_reactions612
    @ar_reactions612 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    After one race, you heard all the voice lines the actor recoded at least 10 times in a row. I can see why nobody played this game.

  • @PadeJuan
    @PadeJuan ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Why does Nickelodeon think that having your character repeat the same annoying one liner is a good a idea on all their games?

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fighting game had no voice lines I thought?

    • @lickagoat
      @lickagoat ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@scottbecker4367 It does.

    • @istaka1416
      @istaka1416 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottbecker4367 it already has one

    • @insertdeadmemehere2557
      @insertdeadmemehere2557 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Because it's a funny reference!
      Remember when Spongebob kept saying imagination?
      Remember how Zim kept saying he was normal??
      These are all "clever" references to shows that you liked, which means that the game MUST be good and that you ARE having fun!!!!

    • @kageedgar4002
      @kageedgar4002 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They’re big xenoblade fans

  • @VashVicious2
    @VashVicious2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    How do you make an official game that could be mistaken for a bootleg?

    • @user_hellothere
      @user_hellothere ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As bad a Shrek the game

    • @VashVicious2
      @VashVicious2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user_hellothere all Shrek games

    • @Shadow---
      @Shadow--- ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user_hellothere WTF? Shrek 2 is sick

  • @spongebobfan78
    @spongebobfan78 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I love how the first two games are heavily criticized for the lack of voices and now it's criticized for having too much voices.

    • @judemcmanus3274
      @judemcmanus3274 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *Too much of the same voices

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's all anyone does with other kart racing games. Complain about every little thing and act like Mario Kart is such a flawless masterpiece. They're just biased.

    • @stupidragerantroastoftakes2981
      @stupidragerantroastoftakes2981 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tvgamerstan6180 Mario Kart fans in a nutshell.

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stupid Rage Rant Roast of Takes by Jarmel Rudd You aren't lying. They act like it's hard for them to enjoy other kart racing games. They don't have to like every single one that comes out, but how is it that you only like one game within a whole genre ? That's like only liking one platformer game and not any others. That's like only enjoying GTA and not giving Mafia or Saints Row a try. Like I said, it comes across as being biased. It screams, "WeLl, i onlY CarE aBoUt tHis bEcAuse iT's MoRe poPuLar."

    • @danielfotheringhamproducti7368
      @danielfotheringhamproducti7368 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly, that depends on the person.
      The Switch Version of Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3 can’t even run at 60fps, that is my big problem.
      But I still have a few Kart racers and platformers, not just the popular ones, and I still enjoy Mario, though the latest entry of Mario Kart should beat out 8 Deluxe, Which hopefully will end with a bang.

  • @PeiceofNick
    @PeiceofNick ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I still baffles me why Tommy and Angelica, two of the main characters from Rugrats, ended up getting cut yet Jojo Swia stays in the game still?

    • @Fay7666
      @Fay7666 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hasn't Jojo been the face of the live action side of Nickelodeon for quite a while? It makes sense for her to have a spot.

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Fay7666 well the sorta fired her after the second game came out

    • @blackday1013
      @blackday1013 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yet they had space for Purple Reptar. And the ninja turtles are their own individual characters instead of pallet swaps

    • @qlipothian
      @qlipothian ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well shes more marketable at the moment.

    • @Miriam_J_
      @Miriam_J_ ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't know how to break this to you, but kids are more likely to buy something with Jojo Siwa on the cover. Rugrats is over 30 years old and doesn't air anymore. They also don't have the millennial appeal characters like Zim and Jenny do (when it comes to playing as them). Characters like Zim and Jenny were also in the fighting game they released recently alongside other old characters. While a Rugrats character was in the game, it was just reptar, not any of the babies. They might be trying to keep some cohesion in their rosters, for whatever reason?

  • @Heyguysguesswhatthis
    @Heyguysguesswhatthis ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I was trying to figure out what was so wrong with them driving when it looms pretty alright, but it’s the lack of motor sound without it it’s way too quiet and feels like something’s wrong

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There are motor sounds. They're just overshadowed by every other sound effect from either the items or the characters constantly talking.

  • @canadianbacon3846
    @canadianbacon3846 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Good god that soundtrack is horrid

    • @EaSyMoNeY277
      @EaSyMoNeY277 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Idk if id even give it the respect of being called a sound track

    • @asm8885
      @asm8885 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EaSyMoNeY277 i was waiting on that one mf someone to comment saying soundtrack isn’t bad like always 😂😂

    • @lostlambv2939
      @lostlambv2939 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@EaSyMoNeY277 this loop is trash * lmfao

    • @donratto9651
      @donratto9651 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As a musician it genuinely filled me with existential dread, you think they guy who made it knew it was shit or he really thought he was doing something?

    • @canadianbacon3846
      @canadianbacon3846 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@donratto9651 I think the album was due tomorrow is what I think lmao

  • @simolaine1099
    @simolaine1099 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Leonardo levitating in the air to make poses to the camera every 5 seconds during a race is so vexing

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Ok, I'm convinced some players are either hacking or finding way too many exploits in this game. Some players, bot or otherwise, will just blitz the field and never lose first place. If there is hacking or exploiting going on, why do it for Nickelodeon Kart Racers? Still, I gotta admit. At least it's better than Smurf Kart. Yes, you read that right.

  • @mortomultiverse8778
    @mortomultiverse8778 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Even if the mechanics of the game were actually polished, there's not a world where this game is worth 50$. Same thing happened with the Smash clone. One reason the playerbase died fast in that game was because it was too expensive for the content it presented and compared with its competitors in general. What a way to destroy a reputation.

    • @Sruler
      @Sruler ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They made it free for PS+ months later and still nobody played it

    • @danielfotheringhamproducti7368
      @danielfotheringhamproducti7368 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For the game itself, including DLC, I’d say it would have to be $35/£35 at most, hopefully they can fix it, because I would really like to have a go on it.

  • @canadianbacon3846
    @canadianbacon3846 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Feels like these games are churned out every two months

  • @ryuman757
    @ryuman757 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Why I never fucked with online in racing games. Everyone always felt faster for no reason, lol.

    • @ryuman757
      @ryuman757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @They're trying to weaponize it First game I ever played online racing with was NFS Most Wanted 2005. Shit was fucked 🤣🤣🤣

    • @californianightmares6463
      @californianightmares6463 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryuman757 most wanted 2005 is still one of my favorite racing games ever

  • @anonymoushuman8443
    @anonymoushuman8443 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don’t understand why Nickelodeon doesn’t make a Nicktoons Racing remake with the old racing tracks and new characters from all their past racing games.

  • @fadedfiction2733
    @fadedfiction2733 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Just watching this makes me wanna go play Mario kart dear god.

    • @Nytmare
      @Nytmare ปีที่แล้ว +13

      watching while playing on the steam deck, this shits awful but visuals look ok

    • @xrattleheadx
      @xrattleheadx ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Watching this makes me want a squeal to Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled

    • @blitzium709
      @blitzium709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same! I got my wii ready lol

    • @akira8393
      @akira8393 ปีที่แล้ว

      i wish i had one to play mario kart

    • @elliotaddler2302
      @elliotaddler2302 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xrattleheadx the goat kart racer

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “Mom can we have Mario Kart?”
    “We have Mario Kart at home.”
    Mario Kart at home:

    • @ZachPlum
      @ZachPlum ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @muhelectionwasstolen7253”Mom, can we have new meme formats?”
      “We have meme formats at home.”
      Meme formats at home:

    • @lionofthebluevale7170
      @lionofthebluevale7170 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Garfield kart is better than this mess

  • @StevenSenile
    @StevenSenile ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I never expected to say I hate Sandy's voice but here we are. Thanks 25¢ crash team racing 💀

  • @brodon753
    @brodon753 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I bet this game can be datamine and broken to do some truly wacky shit

  • @305backup
    @305backup ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I think it's impressive that, in a world where Nickacado Avocado has millions of subscribers, Nickelodeon can somehow release a game that not even a dozen people have purchased.
    That is truly impressive.

  • @juro7854
    @juro7854 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    While watching this I kept thinking that Zim sounded like Billy from Billy and Mandy, so this video is how I found out that they have the same voice actor

  • @nprnilk
    @nprnilk ปีที่แล้ว +75

    If Critikal says, “this is pretty cooolll!!!!” a bunch of times it means he hates it.

    • @305backup
      @305backup ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well yess, but actually no... but actually yes

    • @rock4glory713
      @rock4glory713 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@305backup no...just yes.

    • @Vinnus0824
      @Vinnus0824 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sarcasm at its finest

    • @anonymist-n8z
      @anonymist-n8z ปีที่แล้ว

      dont care

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust ปีที่แล้ว

      it means the game is lacking

  • @SonicTheCutehog
    @SonicTheCutehog ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You can tell most of the models are recycled from Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl

    • @Duskool
      @Duskool ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which already felt like they were recycled from Kart Racers 2, cuz this is basically the same game with like a few extra things.

    • @Hinokami777
      @Hinokami777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Duskool obviously the nick games gave a certain art style

    • @TheSackersLounge
      @TheSackersLounge ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hinokami777or they just have a low budget

  • @scottbecker4367
    @scottbecker4367 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hearing Leonardo say turtle teamwork instead of turtle power irks me.

  • @liamcooper530
    @liamcooper530 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    There's so many cheap racing games pumped out these days that it actually hurts.

    • @TheUltimateToad
      @TheUltimateToad ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's always been these clones

  • @worth779
    @worth779 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Imagine being the dude who got paid for that fucking soundtrack

    • @FartquadGI
      @FartquadGI ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The game is from some kind of mill, all the assets are just bought online or reappropriated from other projects My dad works for Nontendo

    • @worth779
      @worth779 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FartquadGI Tell your father I blame him for this

  • @scizorbullet8185
    @scizorbullet8185 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    There is no reason for this much talking in a racing game

    • @rubenakaskrubby8676
      @rubenakaskrubby8676 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When people were excited that there was voice acting that was my main concern(even when they added it in all stars)

    • @Hinokami777
      @Hinokami777 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rubenakaskrubby8676 it’s not bad it’s just that they reuse the same lines over and over there’s no variety

  • @joekat6451
    @joekat6451 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Game refuses to share other player data besides position?
    Great job, fellas

  • @BzaafiedTheFerocious
    @BzaafiedTheFerocious ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel like they went into panic mode after all the backlash from Nick Brawl not having voices(initially) and decided they were give every character the Bubsy treatment.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the 2nd modern nick kart game also got steamed on for having no VA

  • @Radical1777
    @Radical1777 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This feels like a computer game you would find in your cereal box in the 2000s
    Of every game I've seen moistmaker play this has to be the biggest stinker

  • @Madashell1200
    @Madashell1200 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Their blueprint seems to be a copy what Nintendo made decades ago.
    Edit: They treat their fans with much more respect than Nintendo though.

    • @danielfotheringhamproducti7368
      @danielfotheringhamproducti7368 ปีที่แล้ว

      😐 Unfortunately, that is a shock.
      And blueprint? That didn’t make sense.
      The treating fans better part was quite weird, Moreso because of Nintendo’s service going downhill every year, which isn’t that good at all.

  • @blasto1926
    @blasto1926 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Now this is a game changer. Best SpongeBob laugh of all time. But on a serious note what a cash grab lol.

  • @jacksonbell3458
    @jacksonbell3458 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Man, I’m afraid to see what the previous 2 games are like

    • @goGothitaLOL
      @goGothitaLOL ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i got the 2nd one from the previous 2 Christmas (and which i did not even asked for), it is one of the 2 Switch games that i want to sell so badly
      the other being BD/SP, unless i figure out a way to mod it into the god-like Luminescent Platinum (then again, there's always Switch emulators)
      also didn't have voice-acting
      EDIT: i swear if my sister (who is now a married wife) gets me this for Christmas, i'll try to take this back in favor of something else (other game or otherwise)

    • @sosafnow
      @sosafnow ปีที่แล้ว +7

      From what I’ve heard its the second game that’s the best in the series but I have no idea, since I’ve never played any of the entries.

    • @Miriam_J_
      @Miriam_J_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They didn't have any voice acting at all, it was extremely soulless. The AI was also either braindead or impossible to beat depending on the mode. Just not a well made game, probably was made in less than 2 years

    • @GravityRaider
      @GravityRaider ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Part 2 is actually an excellent kart racer from a mechanical and content standpoint.

    • @zionz1164
      @zionz1164 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The 2nd its actually pretty good im having fun playing and put tons of hour in it. Got it on sale for only 10 dollars on xbox

  • @BeatsRMy
    @BeatsRMy ปีที่แล้ว +130

    This honestly looks like a ps2 game. Reminds me of crash tag team racing except that game was actually good. 50 bucks for this is unbelievable.

    • @badhabitrekt6474
      @badhabitrekt6474 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i can understand style but yeah this shit just looks dated af.

    • @jman72898
      @jman72898 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tag team racing is not a very good cart racer lol. You can win without even having to drive the cart. I won’t say I didn’t have fun with it as a kid though but that doesn’t make it good especially when you compare it to the other crash racers.

    • @chrisgratton6436
      @chrisgratton6436 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought this didn't look bad for a free game... And then I read 50 dollars. Give me a second to pick my jaw up off the floor

    • @BeatsRMy
      @BeatsRMy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jman72898 Fair enough, I might be snorting too much nostalgia. This game's graphics and wackiness just really reminded me of that area and the fun I had playing the game.

    • @graysonwells21
      @graysonwells21 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@BeatsRMy I feel like no one knows what PS2 games look like nowadays. This is probably what people remember the graphics of a PS2 looking like as a child but don’t let nostalgia cloud your memory, this looks is more like a HD port of a 3rd party 360 game in my opinion…

  • @shaneanderson3719
    @shaneanderson3719 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bruh those bastards trolling him really spent all that money on this garbage lmao

  • @outcast5732
    @outcast5732 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    At least Charlie’s suffering made someone smile that day:)

  • @TuShan18
    @TuShan18 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like the visuals are giving me a headache. All the bright lights drown out the race track itself.

  • @Youngson113
    @Youngson113 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    We let GameMill fool us with one hastily made smash bros clone and now they permanently got us by the balls. They're a shovelware company, I wish the gaming community would realize that. They aren't interested in making fleshed out, high quality products.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You guys let yourself get fooled by GameMill. Sometimes you gotta just say no when you see a hastily made game like Nickelodeon all star brawl

    • @dacolts89
      @dacolts89 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For a first game into platform fighters, I think Nick did a good job. Fix the online and add a few story things, then it's a good game. It's a pretty decent start.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dacolts89 no it isn’t. The game was literally unfinished on release. Nick all star brawl is not a good game

    • @343Films
      @343Films ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dacolts89 Nick All Star Brawl is most definitely *not* a "good game."

    • @zeening
      @zeening ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dacolts89 even pirating it i played it for maybe 15 minutes and just uninstalled it, not fun at all lol

  • @matthewsanchez742
    @matthewsanchez742 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Seems like a game Nick tried to advertise to Chuck E Cheese with to replace their old racing game and Chuck E Cheese said no and since they had the avatars and elements, just said, fuck it, make it a video game because there’s no way you play more than one race in this game during a single play through

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick ปีที่แล้ว

      Chuck e Cheese?

    • @matthewsanchez742
      @matthewsanchez742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PeiceofNick yeah I don’t know if they still have them but when I was younger there was like this Nickelodeon racing game and it had Aang, Zim, Danny Phantom, etc. I’m sure if you looked up something like “Nickelodeon arcade racing game” it’ll come up

    • @TheSackersLounge
      @TheSackersLounge ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewsanchez742I remember that bro hell nah

  • @T-REV1993
    @T-REV1993 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Watching Charlie play this increased my stress levels. Glad I never bought this hot garbage.

    • @FartquadGI
      @FartquadGI ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not just the watching, the sound, how it sounds too !

    • @Mjfadeaway96
      @Mjfadeaway96 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can guarentee if the title of the video was “nick toons racing 3….not bad” you would have been agreeing in the comments.
      People are really quick to fall in line with their favorite TH-camr.

    • @JoeyTheMinion
      @JoeyTheMinion ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same I was so thinking about getting it, then I changed my mind last minute

    • @TheSackersLounge
      @TheSackersLounge ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mjfadeaway96not but fr this game is shit either way

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm here from humblebundle and this game sure looks like it's not even worth 18 euro lol

  • @traolin5877
    @traolin5877 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    25:53 the face of genuine “this game is fucking bullshit”

  • @supersquidkidsofresh
    @supersquidkidsofresh ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This game looks fucking miserable but I will commemorate them for having voice acting in it from the get go.

  • @ZackaryWilliams77
    @ZackaryWilliams77 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel like I would have more fun playing Spongebob Squarepants Curse of the Flying Dutchman instead of this game.

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Did we find a new game to dethrone saints row?

    • @Troll_vs.
      @Troll_vs. ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No simply because if you expected anything from a nick game that was on you. Saints puffed out their chest and talked big. All to not deliver.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Troll_vs. nobody expected saints row to be good lol!

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This reminds me of that one Shrek racing game from years ago in terms of how repetitive the voice clips are. Just because you can ahve characters speak, doesn't mean you always should... especially not using the same voice clip.

    • @ansnfbsknanssshshbsnsndnd5438
      @ansnfbsknanssshshbsnsndnd5438 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had that shrek game on ps2 and loved at when I was 10

    • @artofajax7199
      @artofajax7199 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This beast still be under warranty.

    • @MidniteMeatBus
      @MidniteMeatBus 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Shrek smash and crash racing was FUCKING amazing, especially compared to this heap

  • @shiggyvara3441
    @shiggyvara3441 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    man i have adhd and cant keep up with the multiplayer here. literally overloading with garbage to "entertain"

  • @RealBrit
    @RealBrit ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Really paid 50$ for what is literally sonic & all stars racing transformed but 100× worse

  • @grantisshananaa4906
    @grantisshananaa4906 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "$80, I don't know where you are but it's $70 here"
    Me paying $110 * Cries in dollarydoos *

  • @Forest__Spirit
    @Forest__Spirit ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The amount of dialogue is pissing me off lol ive heard the same VA takes 37 times in 8 minutes

  • @coldeed
    @coldeed ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Honestly for the first half an hour I just think he doesn't pay attention to shit. Character keeps looking behind him when somethings about to hit him. and picking a bike thats made for better handling but trying to constantly drift, then refusing to drift on a cart is stupid.

  • @rickzeroX
    @rickzeroX ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Can anyone explain why he seemingly got hit out of nowhere?

    • @TNTboyz1997
      @TNTboyz1997 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The legendary bskater

    • @jman72898
      @jman72898 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think the power ups that come to hit you from behind are invisible or something on your screen for some reason. That’s all I can think of. If that is why that’s s9em terrible design lol

    • @TuShan18
      @TuShan18 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I saw a few reviews saying how buggy it is. Maybe he is getting hit by stuff, but the warning isn’t registering.

    • @bruhford3954
      @bruhford3954 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jman72898 really show how they barely playtest the game

  • @DungleSnarf
    @DungleSnarf ปีที่แล้ว +17

    God the twitch chat for this game was so brain dead defending this garbage 😂

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Twitch chat would defend super fight as a good game if Charlie streamed it

    • @bruhford3954
      @bruhford3954 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, what you expected for the same platform where 10yo kids trying to act funny in a chat by trying to make fun of the streamer

  • @berkeleycreager3601
    @berkeleycreager3601 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh God listening to Zim after playing Psychonauts 1 & 2 for 40 hours is so jarring

    • @AJ-TV
      @AJ-TV ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you explain this to me please?

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AJ-TV same va

    • @AJ-TV
      @AJ-TV ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBonkleFox oh

    • @puppelovejd5760
      @puppelovejd5760 ปีที่แล้ว

      All I hear is Kaos from Skylanders lol

  • @luffyduffy7817
    @luffyduffy7817 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Did Tom Kenny do the voice for this? Or did they use clips of him speaking? Cuz if so you can tell he's losing the Spongebob voice a bit (he's still the best tho)

    • @ketchupdragon73x
      @ketchupdragon73x 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He did provide new voice lines for this.

  • @DHRP614
    @DHRP614 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kart racers just suck nowadays. They're either super cheap or the people that make them have never played great kart racers like Crash Team Racing, Sega AllStars Transformed, or Mario Kart. Sonic Riders, while not being a kart racer, also had things that made it really good.

  • @DeftestAphid2
    @DeftestAphid2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated is cheaper and superior to this.... thats pretty tragic.

  • @Elias-xr2kt
    @Elias-xr2kt ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just picked this up on sale for 15 bucks. For that price I’m enjoying it actually. Definitely would hate myself if I bought it full price tho😂

    • @Elias-xr2kt
      @Elias-xr2kt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sloesty yeah it’s a fun game to hop on once and awhile and do a few races when I’m in the mood for some kart racing. Thanks for the suggestion

  • @CookiePieMonster
    @CookiePieMonster ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is a combination of bad mechanics or at least badly implemented ones, bugs, and charlie failing to drift effectively, but even when he does it doesn't look like it helps much tbh.

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also Charlie ignores the mechanics, coins AND Slime charge your Y. Regardless the game is obviously trash anyway lol.

  • @scoobydouche9991
    @scoobydouche9991 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Moist Meter Rating When? You're behind this year

    • @bruhford3954
      @bruhford3954 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gonna have the big crossover with guys like keemstar and matto, it would sell 1 mostrillion dollars

  • @shustins
    @shustins ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’d rather replay woodie woodpecker racing

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Garfield Kart is for real men

  • @millhouse2281
    @millhouse2281 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That bskater guy is probably getting abused

    • @343Films
      @343Films ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No kidding. That or he's probably a 30-something living with his parents after failing to do anything with his life

  • @0niichad
    @0niichad ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even though the game sucks Charlie's driving is so fucking bad bro.

  • @katzuma7641
    @katzuma7641 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how he doesn’t even make fun of the game, he just lets it make fun of itself for how shit it is lmao

  • @rainglock5885
    @rainglock5885 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This looks so bad lmfao! I love how his lobby has that one guy that has already mastered the game. Also im half way through and i think it's the wheels. All the faster people have the same wheels

  • @XC11301991
    @XC11301991 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why does this visually look worse than MK8, a WiiU game?

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This looks worse than Double Dash on the GameCube.

  • @viszlaa
    @viszlaa ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bro this whole video I was getting heated with Charlie lmao

  • @EfrainQuezada
    @EfrainQuezada ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been searching for a nicktoons kart game to come anywhere close to nicktoons racing on the ps1 and they've all failed miserably.

    • @TotalHooman
      @TotalHooman ปีที่แล้ว

      Might want to stop looking, Nickelodeon doesn't have any means making their games good if there's people throwing money at them, plus they like how cheap Gamemill is and Gamemill is worst than a mobile company

  • @nprnilk
    @nprnilk ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine if the weird hit animation is this games version of tripping from Brawl

  • @DDobs12
    @DDobs12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This game hurts my soul

  • @THEREALGSTARK
    @THEREALGSTARK ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its amazing how games like Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon try to mimic Mario Kart yet Mario Kart seems to still be the best

    • @Hinokami777
      @Hinokami777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Originator that’s why

    • @JM-fr5ge
      @JM-fr5ge ปีที่แล้ว

      Nintendo puts effort into the game it’s made by people who care about the property it’s colorful iconic music it looks great for 60 bucks. While the others just slap a property on it n hope it sells

    • @JM-fr5ge
      @JM-fr5ge ปีที่แล้ว

      Nintendo puts effort into the game it’s made by people who care about the property it’s colorful iconic music it looks great for 60 bucks. While the others just slap a property on it n hope it sells

  • @HangLooseMongooseYT
    @HangLooseMongooseYT ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just play Garfield Kart: Furious Racing, the best racing game ever made

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unironically I think I’d actually rather play Garfield Kart

  • @defianthound407
    @defianthound407 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In any racing game you HAVE to make SpongeBob the worst driver stats wise and or Have Mrs.Puff in his Passenger seat scared out of her mind. If he wins he gets the license. If he crashes Mrs.Puff Inflates

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah he's gotta have incredible speed but garbage drift

    • @defianthound407
      @defianthound407 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheBonkleFox worst handling. Just a slight tilt your goin in to the wall

  • @xavierjohnson2321
    @xavierjohnson2321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Outside of Hey Arnold, Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, and Rugrats, how many 90's characters are anyone past like 2005 gonna know?

  • @cd9437
    @cd9437 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:39 “welcome to game theory”

  • @shinehop
    @shinehop ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I still can't believe that in this day and age so many racing games from big/well known companies are shit, there are a lot of good examples of racing games (the first one that comes to my mind is Jak X Combat Racing, and that's quite old already). Not only that but for 50? no way.

    • @ZombieaidZ
      @ZombieaidZ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jak X is in my top 10. Such a good game I still play today. I bought it on the PS4 since my ps2 slim messed up my disk.

  • @kenny42069
    @kenny42069 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    DELICOUS! DELICOUS! I'M NORMAL!

  • @Lordxzamasu
    @Lordxzamasu ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This game looks like shovel ware

  • @Corrado-Junior-Soprano
    @Corrado-Junior-Soprano ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How is this the third game, who the the hell approved 3 of these games

  • @finendandy4161
    @finendandy4161 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's a decent game I wish more people gave it a chance

    • @Mjfadeaway96
      @Mjfadeaway96 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it’s alright, but you know TH-camrs have to trash evreything. Keep it a thousand tho this game is like 80 percent worse than the 2nd game

    • @Jipjert
      @Jipjert ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mjfadeaway96 How is it worse?

    • @danielfotheringhamproducti7368
      @danielfotheringhamproducti7368 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mjfadeaway96, but the Switch Version of the 3rd game is even worse, because of one simple reason, the frame rate not even reaching 30, even the 2nd managed to reach 60 on the Switch, including docked!
      HOPEFULLY, they’ll fix this soon, I personally never like to give bad reviews, and I feel bad for this game. 😕
      Some people can be brutal to Mario Kart, but to me, if Mario Kart can have a good reboot, I may start getting interested in it again, I’d make a video if a 4th game was in development, with a much more stable frame rate on Switch!

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's the thing with the gaming community. They think every kart racer is trash and that the Mario Kart series is the only thing out there. They've been carrying this mindset for years and they'll continue it in the future.

  • @Patinmations
    @Patinmations ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't know that Hans was a cameo for this game.

  • @ipacklunches
    @ipacklunches ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:40 Tf is that the GameTheory theme?

  • @ragerasse7616
    @ragerasse7616 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a suprise, a Nintendo ripoff from a corporation turns out to be bad and forgotten. Who would've thought?

  • @tvgamerstan6180
    @tvgamerstan6180 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm not surprised he hated it. A lot of gamers have a hate boner for other kart racing games. Especially Mario Kart fans. Plus, he sucks at the game. People are so conditioned to just liking Mario Kart that when they play any other kart racer, it's going to feel inferior to them.

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lawton Cash in other words, you only like Mario Kart. Cool story. You just proved my point.

  • @kungpaodre
    @kungpaodre ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That beginning track from the tutorial sounded like it was trying to rip off of the Crash Team Racing main menu track, except it just some lifeless guitar strumming. Trash soundtrack

  • @LoganSmith-rc3lf
    @LoganSmith-rc3lf ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Take a look at the owner of Dizzy Dean's Donuts throwing water on a homeless woman.

  • @ramencakes5196
    @ramencakes5196 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly the voice acting makes this game worse.

  • @xicute17
    @xicute17 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't understand the coins. You can only get up to 10 when you finish a track, but if you finish before the 2nd player, your character still goes around the track without you controlling it. The character can hit things and lose coins and it's totally out of your control. Doesn't seem fair.

  • @DeffoZappo
    @DeffoZappo ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you said "it's a 50$ game" you meant they paid you 50$ right?...... right?

    • @FS64_
      @FS64_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope the game is 50$ and the special edition is 60$

  • @TNTboyz1997
    @TNTboyz1997 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mans was getting trolled by bskater 🤣, I also noticed 3 other guys switch to Garfield at the same time as bskater so they all could've been in on it 😂

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They were, that same race they all bullied tf outta Charlie and he didn't notice at all. Like, why else would so many players randomly stop in the middle of the track, without being hit, until he passes them, then all of a sudden he spins out like crazy lol.

  • @mannameddeclan2577
    @mannameddeclan2577 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How is this game somehow a knockoff of all of the best kart racing games, and also terrible

  • @DeezN00tz99
    @DeezN00tz99 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    why did his car keep spinning out though?

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    $80 bucks for cod...I'ma guess that man's in Canada.

  • @kalin1786
    @kalin1786 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah another grown man crying about a kids game....

  • @pot_ato1234
    @pot_ato1234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know how but this game makes me feel physically sick

  • @daltg2705
    @daltg2705 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is that some sort of off brand sandy cheeks on the mic?

  • @cd9437
    @cd9437 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate how off the voices are like they clearly couldn’t the real voice actors or clips from the show

  • @TARS..
    @TARS.. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only redeeming quality about it is that it copied Mario Kart

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tbh, I’d rather play Garfield Kart over this

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It didn't even do that well.

  • @nimavaziri9866
    @nimavaziri9866 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This game isn't that bad, It has some great character choices... mostly and the gameplay can be fun.

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's really not bad. He just sucks at it. Tbh, a lot of people just suck at playing other kart racers. I notice when they do play other kart racing games, they don't know what the hell they're doing. I saw people play Mysims Racing and Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled. They think the game is supposed to play exactly like Mario Kart, and when they find out that it doesn't, it's considered a bad game. But it's weird because they love saying that every kart racer is just a Mario Kart clone, yet they want them to play exactly like it at the same time. If it does play like Mario Kart, it's a clone. If it doesn't play like Mario Kart, it's still a clone. It just doesn't make sense.

    • @manguyduder9092
      @manguyduder9092 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@tvgamerstan6180 Can you please explain to me why he kept spinning out. I cant figure it out.

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @manguyduder9092 Could've been a glitch. When I play it on PS4 I don't spin out.

    • @manguyduder9092
      @manguyduder9092 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tvgamerstan6180 Okay well if you watch the whole vod it pretty much ruins the entire game for him so its no wonder he hates it.

  • @GreasyPhil420
    @GreasyPhil420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know what is a really good kart racer that alot of people overlooked from a long time ago? F1 race stars.