The Earliest Show: Outtakes & Bloopers

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  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    I watch this fully every 6 months

  • @HIHi-dq4lz
    @HIHi-dq4lz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    “He says you’re beautiful is he an expert?”
    “Well ya gotta believe him”
    “ *10,000 hours of practice* “
    “W h a t a r e u t a l k i n a b o u t ? “

    • @volleybrawl1
      @volleybrawl1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      4:15 😂

  • @saygerholcomb8050
    @saygerholcomb8050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    Ben loves to force Lauren into her bits. "Tell then about your mug collection"

    • @DjDarkD
      @DjDarkD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Not only her. He does this with Thomas and just about every guest on the show. I love it.

    • @utuberaptor
      @utuberaptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      His "Yes, and"-ing is so beautiful aggressive and I love it

    • @thomasrockhoff
      @thomasrockhoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@DjDarkD he does it with everyone, especially on Comedy Bing Bong

    • @Bumpy_barejevo
      @Bumpy_barejevo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “How many hours of sleep you need?”

    • @mongostickers725
      @mongostickers725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Try the teachers lounge podcast. It's all forceful bits like this.

  • @jenjo1814
    @jenjo1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    This show was the weirdest and longest Cap'n Crunch cereal ad I've ever seen

    • @Daymickey
      @Daymickey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And the most worth it

    • @Emily-bi8uo
      @Emily-bi8uo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess children are no longer the target demographic fur Cap’n Crunch

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Emily-bi8uo the demographic of this would be millennials who are the right age to be nostalgic of Cap’n Crunch

  • @rjones6801
    @rjones6801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    Now I'm sad we didn't get more of Mark. He's a master of awkward.

    • @ninjamuffin289
      @ninjamuffin289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      this video is 2x better than the show because of that reason alone

    • @igneousc
      @igneousc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fartzler rules

    • @CuriousRose
      @CuriousRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mark is soo good

    • @liberispuritatem
      @liberispuritatem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Don't know how to explain this, but i feel Mark has some elements i've never seen in the same character before.

    • @ghalv8531
      @ghalv8531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's absolutely brilliant.

  • @asmrhawaiian7945
    @asmrhawaiian7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Mark crushing on Sam is such a simple concept for a bit, but they're so fucking hilarious that it kills me every time.

  • @xJDWilliams
    @xJDWilliams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    The correct order of watching is these outtakes, the full show, and then back to these outtakes

    • @filipemlribeiro
      @filipemlribeiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's exactly what I did ahahah

    • @diagonals792
      @diagonals792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's how I did it 😂

    • @SizzlingVibe
      @SizzlingVibe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually what I did lol 😂

    • @BrainchildDnB
      @BrainchildDnB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's a ten-minute edit of the outtakes you can start with.

    • @Emily-bi8uo
      @Emily-bi8uo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve never heard of the show but I’m loving these outtakes.

  • @DollopJones
    @DollopJones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    I love how Lauren is deep in character the whole time and Ben is just being himself

    • @arknark
      @arknark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don't know, she's always like this. Think they're just two good ol' characters.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The guy who plays mark is either too deep in character or not even in character

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Joe Ryan
      Woman: Creates a funny character and makes funny jokes in that character
      Joe: see this is why women aren’t funny

    • @brandonpiatt5625
      @brandonpiatt5625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bargins Galore I want so bad to say Mark is my favorite. But Ben and Lauren’s chemistry is so organic and they play off of each other so well.. and then Mark is PERFECT for his role. His expressions and his demeanor is incredible. Man I was annoyed with Lauren and how over the top everything was at first. But this has grown on me quite bit. I’m so sad how short this was.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Brandon Piatt mark was definitely MUCH better in the bloopers then the actual episodes. Probably his bits took to long so they had to cut most of him for plot

  • @NYInfamous
    @NYInfamous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Ben is a genius at leading questions. His improv school background is obvious

    • @RoachDogg_JR
      @RoachDogg_JR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's amazing how he can naturally flow with any insane conversation. I guess that's what improv school does to a mf.

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius

    • @specie44
      @specie44 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NYInfamous I think he's just a natural goof

  • @linkage432
    @linkage432 7 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Lapkus is an improv genius.

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I can't do datttt

    • @colind1637
      @colind1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They all are

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Idk man, most of her answers to Ben's questions are just her repeating herself and/or making a funny noise.

    • @ayygee2146
      @ayygee2146 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SeraphsWitness listen or watch stuff with her and wild horses. She’s so quick.

    • @davidf2244
      @davidf2244 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@SeraphsWitnessuh. Bro it's at all times multiple levels. Like, she's genuinely this insane person, but she's also hamming it up for TV, so she's both in on it and not in on it. And it's actually a very complex line to walk.
      Her character is constantly being ironic or hyperbolic, which when you add that in, makes it genuinely very hard to pull these jokes off correctly in the moment -- with just the right intonation and such to make sense. I mean think about it--she's pretending to be someone pretending to be someone. So some of what she's pretending is pretend and some is pretense.

  • @carikittygeek
    @carikittygeek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    an hour of Lauren Lapkus improvising in character? with Ben Schwartz?? that i can watch with my eyes??? praise the comedy gods

    • @linjm10
      @linjm10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She is a genius. So fucking funny and so real

    • @specie44
      @specie44 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@carikittygeek U can watch with your eyes, yes, if u have them.

  • @rachelladue1572
    @rachelladue1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    It hurts to know this masterpiece didn't become a viral hit, like i wish this was something everybody knew about so i could reference it all the time because so many bits of this are gold. i mean theres amount of memes and quotes are more than we get from normal long running comedy tv shows

    • @savannahgeorgia5759
      @savannahgeorgia5759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It wasn't viral, but both Ben and Laura got nominated for Emmys!! I don't think the won, but that's still awesome for a web show.

    • @-L.S
      @-L.S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pedro Pascal trying (and failing) to beatbox is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

  • @BenMoranFilms
    @BenMoranFilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    I think I'm going to start saying "that's lunch" whenever I do something awkward.

    • @ltlgaming2669
      @ltlgaming2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you ever end up doing that?

    • @BenMoranFilms
      @BenMoranFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ltlgaming2669 No...

    • @BenMoranFilms
      @BenMoranFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's lunch.

    • @ltlgaming2669
      @ltlgaming2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ben Moran keep on truckin!

  • @BassWithRob
    @BassWithRob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "2 minutes till commercial" OH MY GOD IM DYING!!!!!!

    • @melcro420
      @melcro420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This cracks me up every damn time I see it.

    • @aburlingham0915
      @aburlingham0915 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Best joke in the whole thing. Fuckin brilliant comedy.

  • @JordTMata
    @JordTMata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Every time I watch this I can’t believe how good Mark is

  • @A2Ztigers
    @A2Ztigers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I love how much Mark just defaulted to "lunch", can't believe that didn't make it into the show

    • @A2Ztigers
      @A2Ztigers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Here I am again, rewatching this, and Mark is still the standout. So funny.

    • @magoichi1415
      @magoichi1415 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@A2Ztigers right??? So damn good

  • @mataninbar-hansen9893
    @mataninbar-hansen9893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "True or false, how many cavities do you have?"

  • @colinburleigh306
    @colinburleigh306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    i love they tell mark something stupid and he just goes with it

  • @ChuckBeans61
    @ChuckBeans61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Follow up question... what are you gonna do abut it?"

  • @patricksjoberg9011
    @patricksjoberg9011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "i was locked in a department store and i found a turtleneck and bought it when they open next morning"
    "Did you ever wear it?"
    "No i returned it"
    HAHAHAHAH that was awesome

    • @frightenedsoul
      @frightenedsoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love it when an improv comedian goes away from the “yes, and” principle when “no” is the funnier answer!

    • @samanthaGmusica
      @samanthaGmusica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frightenedsoul there's an amazing example of this by MC Sugarbutt on comedy bang bang if you're interested lol

    • @frightenedsoul
      @frightenedsoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samantha Ghansiam I was and am interested lol. I just went back and listed to that bit and found the moment you’re talking about. “So when you got out of your coma you could only rap?” “No... no I can talk.” 😂

    • @samanthaGmusica
      @samanthaGmusica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frightenedsoul 😂😭😭💀 it's one of my fav moments on the show!

    • @frightenedsoul
      @frightenedsoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samantha Ghansiam - it was truly amazing! I think I heard it before on a best of clip, but I had completely forgotten about it. And didn’t remember James Adomian doing Chris Matthews haha! Thanks for the suggestion. I think there was another really epic instance of the “no” in CBB. If I remember it I’ll come back here and share!

  • @originalalienone
    @originalalienone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When Mark throws the pen down a second time because he "clicked it too hard" and Lauren responds with "oh, so you NEVER write!"....that was HILARIOUS improv.

  • @humanrich
    @humanrich 7 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "How many times have you been to the dentist?"
    "I haven't..."
    "He's never been."
    "I have hard teeth."

  • @AnaLongoriaXX
    @AnaLongoriaXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    This show is so criminally good that I feel bad watching it for free.

  • @COYSMate05
    @COYSMate05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Oh so you never write" is one of the greatest improv lines ever

  • @beckgrayson4254
    @beckgrayson4254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I can't believe I watched that whole thing. I've never even watched the actual series lmao

    • @janelist978
      @janelist978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same.....but I have no regrets!

    • @danb9447
      @danb9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@janelist978 The series is good, but the outtakes are much more joyful

  • @izzyturner8027
    @izzyturner8027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    I know the punch is fake, I KNOW it is, but Jake’s reaction makes me question it every time I watch

    • @aidanprice9794
      @aidanprice9794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jake's appearance on this show is so good. I discovered earliest show and new girl around the same time, and the coolest thing was that I happened to rewatch jurassic world in the same timeframe as well, so I got to see jake on new girl then I was like "wait that's Nick!!" when he appeared here, then I was like "holy shit that's Nick AND Sam!!!" when I watched Jurassic world. Love funny little coincidences like that :)

  • @AkiroKiro
    @AkiroKiro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I will never ever stop re-watching this. There's three things that must never stop existing on the internet: Conan remotes, The Earliest Show, and that one video where that cat did that cute thing

  • @bassdrumtardis
    @bassdrumtardis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Why are you looking at me like I'm against you?" The whole hour is great but those last couple minutes are so funny.

  • @benschneider4830
    @benschneider4830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The bit about Arielle Vandenberg's mom at 56:20 had me rolling on the floor.

    • @stmcawesome8644
      @stmcawesome8644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was the hardest I laughed during the whole thing

  • @nickmarkopoulos2720
    @nickmarkopoulos2720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The celebrity interviews made me have to pause the vid 😂😂
    "Thomas Centerhole"

  • @thebeatles9
    @thebeatles9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Mark deseved a bigger role!!
    I don't believe in guard dogs... when you can do it yourself?

    • @dylanpritchard4981
      @dylanpritchard4981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think he says “why feed a creature when you can do it yourself” 😂

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mark is by far the funniest on here, bye farr

    • @cobramcjingleballs959
      @cobramcjingleballs959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man’s got a point

    • @jonocasuyon4252
      @jonocasuyon4252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And "Take a conpliment. cuz... god i'm givin em"

    • @siriansight
      @siriansight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i laughed so loud at midnight when he said that hahahaha
      think i woke ppl up

  • @johnflores6876
    @johnflores6876 7 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Joe Hartzler's timing at 49:38 was perfect. You never see Reggie break but that was way too funny.

    • @AyupChuck
      @AyupChuck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John Flores yea that part was brilliant

    • @Bumpy_barejevo
      @Bumpy_barejevo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha that was amazing

  • @writingsongsforfrogs5672
    @writingsongsforfrogs5672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    this cured my depression, fed my family, grew my crops and payed off my student loans

    • @Nunyaaa12345
      @Nunyaaa12345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Castiel Winchester Amen!

    • @frosianag780
      @frosianag780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but did it do your dishes?

    • @writingsongsforfrogs5672
      @writingsongsforfrogs5672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frosiana G yes! all of them, squeaky clean

    • @frosianag780
      @frosianag780 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      guess I'll watch it all then...or fix my dishwasher

    • @GGoAwayy
      @GGoAwayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey this may have grown your crops, but YOU harvested and fed those crops to your family. Give yourself credit.

  • @damhood2033
    @damhood2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Covid-19 silver-lining, I discover this on TH-cam while in quarantine!

    • @myrin265
      @myrin265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hamza zaghdoud I ended up watching the whole series again because of quarantine. I regret nothing

    • @cloudshad0ws
      @cloudshad0ws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same... And I am now so disappointed to find out that they didn't make any more. The chemistry between these three is amazing, possibly better than any other improv I have seen.
      I mean, there's over 1 hour of footage they had to cut from a six, 15min episode series (that's ~3 hours total for the series as a whole. Meaning this video is equal to 1/3 of the entire first season in terms of length). AND IT'S ALL HILARIOUS.
      Like a lot of the stuff in this video never should have been cut, it's fucking gold.
      They need to bring this shit back on Netflix or something ASAP.

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same and now im obsessed with ben schwartz ive watched so many of his interviews hes so funny and i never knew

    • @DamonLeonin
      @DamonLeonin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rachelladue1572 him and tommy dildo's are the best comedy duo around

  • @williamhinrichs6558
    @williamhinrichs6558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    49:30
    "2 minutes until commercial."
    Ben (full muppet) - "WHAAAAAAT?"

  • @DeeDubbCubing
    @DeeDubbCubing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I love how when Ben says "Mark, don't do....." He is actually setting him up to do that.

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DeeDubb 😄🙌🏻

    • @bgrace94
      @bgrace94 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Don’t plug your kickstarter I’ll tell you right now don’t you dare plug your kickstarter on my show.”
      I love when Ben feigns being indignant like that.

  • @HarrisonsFord
    @HarrisonsFord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Whoever edited this thing is a god damned saint!

  • @dkhgr
    @dkhgr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    my apartment has 4 bedrooms 2 baths
    baths? what?
    huh? what?
    huh?
    what?
    baths?
    huh?
    what? baths?
    baths?
    TUBS!
    tubs?
    Tubs?
    TUBTUBS!
    TUBS?
    baths?
    what?
    huh?
    WH0O?
    what?
    baths?
    I SHOWER AT TRUCK STOPS!

    • @christmas6666
      @christmas6666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      baths??

    • @jozz2248
      @jozz2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Katie Veal segments are so great.

  • @ImLuc_YT
    @ImLuc_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The Josh’s impression of Sam bit is literally the funniest thing EVER.
    33:55 for future me to enjoy

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Ask me how many times I've entered onto a highway exit, Uh oh!"

  • @juuush
    @juuush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This team honestly feels like a family that I miss every time the video ends.

  • @annaneuburger9947
    @annaneuburger9947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love that they are always about to get lunch despite it being the Earliest show

  • @TheCianjohnston
    @TheCianjohnston 7 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Funny or Die, please give more focus and funding to these writers, this talent and this style of show because it's amazing! Simple set up, great characters and I'm literally watching your hour long blooper real

    • @Tony78454
      @Tony78454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm only figuratively watching this show

  • @samdot
    @samdot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Lauren Lapkus is so incredibly witty and funny

  • @treasonabledoubt7251
    @treasonabledoubt7251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Holy shit, this is the best. My most sincere thanks to Ben, Lauren, Funny or Die, and of course the Cap'n. Please make The Earliest Show an actual show!

    • @treasonabledoubt7251
      @treasonabledoubt7251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm halfway through and so far Mark is definitely the funniest part of these outtakes and clips that weren't in the show! He's making me crack up the most.

    • @Goatmanreturns
      @Goatmanreturns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Joe Hartzler is his name if you don't know of him! Funny guy.

    • @treasonabledoubt7251
      @treasonabledoubt7251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you, I didn't know the actor's name.

  • @SaculNoshploda
    @SaculNoshploda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Arielle Vandenberg at 55:35 made me absolutely lose it.

    • @graydenday3760
      @graydenday3760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Said she didn't have a boyfriend in her episode but we all know shes with that scenester emo guys who embarrassingly sings hot topic rock songs.

  • @xTheOxx
    @xTheOxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Doody-ing in the toi-toi".
    I don't know how I can fit that in a conversation, but I have to now.

  • @danb9447
    @danb9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    17:27 Ben's face after this is killing me

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Possibly my favorite reaction face of this whole video

  • @xordid
    @xordid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    47:16 lmao the way Joe calls for the reset at the end of that clip kills me, so good

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    22:25 I love how even when everyone is keeping a straight face, it takes one laugh from Ben and they all break.

  • @DougKaplan
    @DougKaplan ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The character of Mark was so much more fleshed out in the outtakes, the real story line of him being in love with Lauren was all in the outtakes, and it was perfection.

  • @SwitcherooU
    @SwitcherooU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Not many improvisors would be quick enough to improvise not being able to fly a plane. Lauren is a genius.

  • @peterandben
    @peterandben 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    Funny Or Die, I love you now. A full hour of gold.

    • @deseanashby
      @deseanashby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Minutes watched, yeah, and you can't NOT watch all of this.

    • @Landrew0
      @Landrew0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally not. I just did.

    • @snowcherry7285
      @snowcherry7285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best 1+hr of 2017 so far. Gonna make it 2 right now!

    • @tstan9713
      @tstan9713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      peterandben ask me how many times I've entered onto a highway exit

    • @botbottod
      @botbottod 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is great

  • @constantlywaiting1480
    @constantlywaiting1480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Wow the colors of his suits kinda match the stage of grief that each episode is about. Mostly just the red for anger and dark purple for depression but you could say the other ones kinda match. And it starts and ends with a blue suit.

    • @TheBabaloga
      @TheBabaloga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Denial is a normal suit, because denial, and bargaining is the makeover outfit because he's trying to change.

  • @deseanashby
    @deseanashby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Love Ben Shwartz's work but I think Mark is the best part for me

    • @davidcummins5302
      @davidcummins5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      imo the whole thing works so well together, its like he's this abstract straight man to Ben Schwartz

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The best part about Bens improv in everything he does is how he forces people into bits.

  • @thr33xgaming32
    @thr33xgaming32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    My personal favorite moments timestamped for reference:
    0:53 $#!t or thinking?
    1:26 Fire
    2:05 'so you're doing bad'
    4:28 'i never thought of that
    6:00 'what are your thoughts on death'
    7:38 standing to pee
    8:09 video games
    10:12 pinch-man
    10:54 rejected from improv class
    11:23 Sam does propwork
    12:02 spanking
    13:28 'mark it up'
    15:24 kaarl
    16:31 rick & the naughty business
    17:15 sam's accent work
    17:44 'somebody's got a crush'
    19:40 arm extensions
    20:21 banksy
    21:26 Santa
    21:57 Sam might have a date
    22:29 'you talking to meow'
    22:50 the hot dog crew
    23:50 Mark says something nice
    24:25 Why don't we make cds
    25:06 How Mark would take sam out
    25:25 Dancin' to the social wall
    27:08 Josh breaks the social wall
    28:17 Follow up question
    29:51 Buried grandma
    30:47 Sam got mugged
    31:41 Mark names the interns
    32:05 Truffle hunting
    33:01 Sam's drumroll
    33:55 Josh's Sam impression
    35:10 Sam enters on highway exits
    36:01 Mark shares a story
    38:59 Mark's magic headset
    40:31 'you sneezed from your vagina'
    41:01 'are you my dad'
    41:55 Thomas Middleditch lullaby
    42:34 Sam's squirrel tails
    43:22 Mark get's dunked on
    44:22 Middleditch is sweating from his sweat pads
    45:09 'it's america's hoax'
    45:24 uncle louie's dead
    45:56 uncle louie wakes up
    46:05 'just like I always been'
    46:19 thomas centerhole
    46:57 "who thinks that emily is coming back"
    47:17 Josh punches Mark
    48:30 'terry, how's lunch looking?'
    48:45 between the scenes
    50:11 Josh rants at the gib
    50:34 Brian says no
    51:07 ha ha haaa buddy
    51:15 'huh' 'what' 'bath' 'tubs'
    52:12 dark childhood
    52:42 half Pitt half horse
    53:03 'the whole thing won't fit in your mouth'
    53:27 earthquake kit
    54:29 Emily's favorite fruit
    54:38 Ricardo the vet
    54:45 quick maths
    55:01 9x8=72
    55:33 Georgia chooch
    56:05 almost real leather
    56:35 "yes...oh, no...yes"
    56:59 hot plate
    57:26 "confident & sexy"
    57:46 Mark relates things
    58:36 The plug is stuck
    58:54 Mark has to kiss Josh
    1:00:01 "I may not be a smart man..."
    1:00:15 Chef Tommy has a lunch crisis
    1:01:07 Crisis pt. 2
    1:02:39 Mark's bar scene
    1:02:53 suck a d---
    1:03:00 "felt like lunch"
    1:03:09 "f***ing trainwreck"

    • @Rohishimoto
      @Rohishimoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      a god amongst men

    • @GarrettPDGA
      @GarrettPDGA ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The whole thing won't fit in your mouth killed me for some reason

  • @brooksbrooks6805
    @brooksbrooks6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    51:14 baths? What? Huh? Baths? Tubs? What?.... I shower at Truck Stops 😂😂🤣

  • @BrianMurrayPA
    @BrianMurrayPA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “You’re not my boss! Are you my dad?”
    [shrugs]

  • @intheatremode
    @intheatremode 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I shower at truck stops" after the whole "Huh?" "What??" back and forth KILLS me.

  • @AyrlawnCircus
    @AyrlawnCircus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Wow. You guys werent kidding about having a lot of bloopers

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      NO HALF MEASURES!

  • @chaimabraham5161
    @chaimabraham5161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The energy is so fantastic! Mark is a perfect foil. Thanks for throwing this extra bit together- truly entertaining. What I would give to hang out on this show... lol

  • @SanguineBanker
    @SanguineBanker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The longest I have slept: 28hours and then about two months ago I slept for almost 30.
    Also, these are the best:
    21:57 Because I like angry Mark
    25:31 Dance Montage!
    28:18 you can watch his thoughts on his face
    33:02 best use of "woof"
    41:08 because of course
    55:34 I don't know who she is, but she's adorable
    56:32 Plus she's down with mom
    And then every scene with Jake Johnson

    • @chriskrentz2300
      @chriskrentz2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Arielle Vandenberg is so great in this. When she says about her mom "We're actually like... almost the same age. oop!" it kills me

    • @SanguineBanker
      @SanguineBanker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@chriskrentz2300 She's amazing! Thank you for getting her name up there!

    • @SanguineBanker
      @SanguineBanker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cyrus McWind I probably do. The first time was after pulling back to back 24-hour duty in the Army, then stayed up for another 6 hours watching tv with my roommate.
      The second time was after a bad reaction to the medication I got in the ER during a serious migraine. I won't be taking that again.

  • @slartibartfast4240
    @slartibartfast4240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Take a compliment, cuz God i'm giving them." - Mark

  • @samanthagrace8575
    @samanthagrace8575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The chef freaking out about when he last ate made me laugh so hard. Hahahaha

  • @anonnico5475
    @anonnico5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "mark, i love that you hide your rat tail down your shirt"
    and then, a waterfall of spit erupted from my mouth

  • @samanthaGmusica
    @samanthaGmusica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mark is amazing. his little "what?" lmaoO

  • @keel1701
    @keel1701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The happiest sound in the world is Ben Schwartz's laugh.

  • @MrsMessi14
    @MrsMessi14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There is no way this is all just improv. Apart from the occasional laughing, everything flowed so well together in each scene. This is why I love you Ben but I now have a newfound love for Lauren and Joe as well! Y'all are amazing.

    • @SmallBritney
      @SmallBritney 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S_10 Ben is credited as the writer&director on IMDB

  • @aliemonty
    @aliemonty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    So I started that video thinking just a few minutes... an hour later I just watched all of it. 0_0

  • @paulasmith9736
    @paulasmith9736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Josh: "What's your worst nightmare?"
    Mark: "Standing up to pee."
    LOL!

  • @pinkpele
    @pinkpele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is getting me through this global pandemic. They are all good but Mark is by far the best part of these bloopers. He should have been more in the regular show.

  • @parisye1337
    @parisye1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The back and forth at 5:04 literally KILLS ME I can't stop rewatching it. Lauren is the queen of weird but perfect noises

  • @gigglyme2001
    @gigglyme2001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    She reminds me of Kristin wiig's impression of kathie lee. This is so funny

    • @kbarteaux9807
      @kbarteaux9807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely

    • @scottgarrison1457
      @scottgarrison1457 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam Jiminy Glick interview with Kathie Lee Gifford

    • @gigglyme2001
      @gigglyme2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scott Garrison oh my gosh I just looked it up, she is pretty funny in that clip!

  • @queeeeericuraaaaaaaa
    @queeeeericuraaaaaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Who would've thought Mark would steal the show, he is hilarious omg

  • @dallshow
    @dallshow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I wish this was 9 hours.

  • @Bitterswheat
    @Bitterswheat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "take a compliment, cause god im givin em" is absolute gold

  • @jaredwhite571
    @jaredwhite571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Incredible performances...not too many actors can go that deep and still remain intellectually present.

  • @Spittin_Sax
    @Spittin_Sax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Oh wow you really do breed pigeons!"

  • @jonnil1997
    @jonnil1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    i feel like the Sam and Mark romantic subplot was to edited out of the show.

    • @pazz
      @pazz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It was definitely still present, but they cut the best bits!
      "Take a compliment, cuz... god I'm givin them"

  • @iconoclast137
    @iconoclast137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "if you swim in maple syrup, is your towel a pancake?"

  • @ShniitSchneyder
    @ShniitSchneyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I got an ad right at about 53:00 when the icecream cone was midair. I never felt more suspense in my life.

  • @jayar7436
    @jayar7436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Baths? What? Huh? What? Baths? Baths? What? Huh?" LMFAO!! "I shower at truck stops!"

  • @patrickaker4380
    @patrickaker4380 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1- the internet failed me waiting till today to show me this.
    2- Ben is a bomb ass dancer.

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm in the same boat. Just learned of this show today.

  • @bomdoboy
    @bomdoboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    the cost of lunch must be through the roof

  • @nelliecdha
    @nelliecdha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Note to self: Kaarl joke at about 15:23
    Grandma crick joke at 29:50
    Turtleneck joke at about 36:23
    Uncle Louie joke context at about 45:07 / just the end at 45:53

  • @GreeneyedApe
    @GreeneyedApe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think this video is now going to be what I name when people ask my favorite movie.

  • @iconoclast137
    @iconoclast137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    lauren lapkus comes up with the most ridiculous ideas. she's brilliant. my favorite characters she does are big sue, todd, and pamela from big bear

  • @chelseyzamir5978
    @chelseyzamir5978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Lauren Lapkus is hilarious. This is amazing!

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have all the crushes.

  • @xpledgeturnprestigex
    @xpledgeturnprestigex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I watched the whole thing and now my face is sore. From being mugged.

  • @amsterdamshusi
    @amsterdamshusi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The fact that this entire project is essentially just one long Cap'n Crunch commercial just makes it perfect.

  • @Oozes_Dark
    @Oozes_Dark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tell me I’m not alone in falling asleep to this every night

    • @ocelot8081
      @ocelot8081 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I definitely have a few times, so comforting.

  • @Vamatt99218
    @Vamatt99218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Wow an hour of Ben Schwartz! This made my day!

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      We hope you enjoy!

    • @JonasPolsky
      @JonasPolsky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a half hour of Ben Schwartz, learn to math.

    • @iconoclast137
      @iconoclast137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah ben "solo bolo" schwartz does his best to not lose his shit around the formidable insanity of madam dame lauren lapkus

  • @miriamspringett3797
    @miriamspringett3797 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "I shower at truck stops!" :D

  • @TheElcollin
    @TheElcollin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the chef bit toward the end. at first he seems amused trying to remember lunch but slowly he forgets his entire life leading to this moment and is terrified at where he finds himself.

  • @user-pt4xh2jr8h
    @user-pt4xh2jr8h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The mental image of Lauren spinning in a 360 to high five someone will delight me forever

  • @squeedum4893
    @squeedum4893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    56:33 yes...no....YES.

  • @CH4NNELZERO
    @CH4NNELZERO ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Nah, I returned it." The department store story gets me every time.

  • @philippemorin7634
    @philippemorin7634 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    55:28 genuine reaction from Ben here "wow you really do know pigeons!" and then the "YUPP" just wild improv, this is great