LYRICS! Backwards jump Your noob's climbing the shrine At last Full speed towards the top Full speed towards the top I've jumped enough I'm reclaiming myself Three blocks Leaving behind the beef Leaving behind the beef When it snapped My 360s sunk into lava seas My 360s sunk into lava seas I curse this parkour battle between you and me I wanted boots I wanted champion Five blocks Barriers come to light Barriers come to light Hold down shift My 360s were curiosity My 360s were curiosity I'm changing the commands that imprisoned you and me Let us be free Four blocks, one block Four blocks, one block Four blocks, one block Four blocks, one block
"You can either do the 1 block jump for the Xp, or you can do the 1 block vertical jump for the Shard" Here in Limbus Civilization, nobody jumps for the Shard
“Old man… I don’t…! I don’t want to let you go… I wouldn’t have made it without you.” “It’s all because of you, Evbo!” “You dared to give him the hope of a better world! You opened his heart and made the leap for him! Just miss and let his dreams come crashing down. He could not bare to witness the world after is hope had fallen, and so the void claims the old man!”
"Your name. What?" "My name? W-why?" "Because, your hair color. I like it. Masters. When they jump, they turn to the sun. And your hair color. Sun-color. So when I parkour jump, masters turn to you. We can be good friends." "Well... call me Evbo, if you please." "... Call me... Evbo..." "..." The Old Man disintegrated until he was no more.
I love and hate how the narrative of parkour civilization and it's message on classism can genuinely be applied to the world of Project Moon and it's unfair civilization. These 2 things feel like they should be very distant from one another, yet share the same ideologies
keeping the poor poor via insane means, false promises of moving up in society, “miraculously” moving up regardless and realizing it’s got a different kind of bad, infighting amongst the rich… parkour civilization would produce a wonderful sinner
P-CORP Singularity might be called Parkour Civilization and everytime you do a new jump or a hard jump, it generates energy for them, What If the Carnival was secretly a training place for Bloodfiends to become a parkour master with all of the blocks made out of the humans blood and the fixers was trying to stop the Bloodfiends to become the parkour master but they have advanced too much and beat the fixers easily with a advanced jump that no one has ever seen before which explains the reason why many fixers are missing easily the moment they enter and the reason it hyponitzes civilian to enter the Carnival is because so the civilian will get forced on a parkour fight with the Bloodfiends, Since the sinners and others had entered the Carnival. I'm suggesting that the levels are ranked by the Parkour level like Level 1 Is Pro Layer which the sinners were assigned to. Level 2 could be the Master Layer and the Level 3 might be the Champion Layer and the Creator of the Carnival Is at the middle. I think the Golden Bough might help the Kindred to generate a energy which explains why the Carnival Is still thriving even for hundred of years. The Dream Ending might also be Don Quixote doing a Parkour Battle against the Unknown Kindred, The Unknown Kindred started off with a 3 Blocks Vertical Jump, Don was able to do It easily and then attacked the Kindred by going for the Raw Porkchop, The Kindred was amazed because you're supposed to go for the Chicken but he was able to do the jump successfully, and then the Kindred used a Backward 2 Blocks Neo Jump against Don for their next attack. Don attempted to try the Jump and then failed which made her take -10 hearts. Don Quixote was struggling and knew she had to take off rocinante for this fight so she did and then she turned into her Kindred Form and everyone saw her, Amazed even. For Don Quixote next attack. Don Quixote doing 360 3 Blocks Neo Jump against the Kindred who made the Carnival after that the Kindred tried doing the jump and failed which caused him to get hit by -20 hearts and died after that Don Quixote emoted on him and everyone escaped from the Carnival and dealt the Bloodbags after all of those Don Quixote says "This Is.... Truly my Parkour Civilization......".
@@masterofclowning after getting all of the golden boughs, dante will distort with the overwhelming amount of golden boughs and then all of the sinners and vergilius fights dante to make dante come back to sense and then right they're about to die roland from library of ruina on nintendo switch comes and says "i'll handle this one" and fight dante distortion and then after dante is back everyone says "this is truly our limbus company" dante reveals to be ayin and after knowing everything about his past he knows what to do with the golden bough as faust says to dante "dante, you should know what you are gonna do with the golden boughs by now", dante uses the golden boughs and dante clock starts rolling as fast as possible as the golden boughs are slowly being turned into seed of light but then someone unexpected appears, it's angela as angela comes infront of dante or ayin. dante says to angela "angela... why are you doing this, wasn't stealing the seed of light enough for you?" said to angela, angela doesn't respond but attacks dante but fortunately other sinners come in time and saves dante from being attacked by angela, as dante prepares for a fight. angela says to dante in a manner "oh ayin, you don't know how much i've been waiting for this", angela activates her ego and gets whitenight ego form and then dante sped up everyone giving them fast speed and then upgrades all of the respective sinners id to 0000 and uptied all egos to V, as they prepare to fight vergilius comes in and tells dante this "dante, this is the only time where i'm allowed to help you guys as said in contract as we're in a very dangerous situation" dante acknowledges vergilius and boosts his ego heavily after a long and hard battle ayin and others win after that everyone says "this is... our limbus company" and then string theocracy theme plays with the credit cutscene but after that angela is still alive and secretly steals the golden bough and starts 2 black weeks and 2 white weeks and then make a new library after that a guy called orland who's your average 1 grade fixer comes somehow after he lost everything including his white noises rank and then angela amputates him after that angela puts back orland body back and apologizes after that angela asked orlando if he wants to be a librarian and then library of ruina 2 starts
Jump, leather boots. I know you are still with me. All I need is a beef to get me sprinting. Jump, leather boots. To somewhere we can be free. Closer to our diamonds.
Do you still fail to see? They are already 'Parkour'! They are my champion boots, my parkour battle is their parkour battle. My commands are my commands. And my authority... Shall not be defied! Old man's not dead, mister Evbo! Seawatt would have said as such! He crushed his own boots and gave them to me, so that he would be free from his backwards jumps! Be not so cruel to mere exiled Parkour Master, Evbo! Cast your eyes upon me! His failed parkour battles led him to me, and i have freed him from Patkour Prison to the best of my abilities! Bu what did you do? Nothing! The least you could have done was to fail that parkour jump on that fateful day! The fault lies with you, Evbo!
I do not believe this exists. Like, I'm watching the video and I don't understand how this came to be. What combination of hyper niche community memes resulted in this masterpiece? Iconic. A+, S tier, no notes.
My favorite part of Parkour Civilization 3 was when Seawatts, the One who Jumps, distorted upon the pile of fallen parkour noobs, becoming a twisted amalgamation of obbies to reflect their warped view of parkour, becoming Seawatts, the Dreamer of Obby Wholeness. Even while Evbo was melting from the fires of Parkour Hell, his rage against the man that doomed his life being the only thing keeping him together. At the last possible second before Evbo would be forever gone from Parkour Civilization, the Parkour God, donning the mark of Parkour Cain, cleaved the beast in half with a mere one-block jump and rescued Evbo from the lava. "Parkour God..." You've changed your own fate Evbo. Right now, you're neither a Parkour Noob, nor a Parkour Champion. But you've still yet to truly jump for the beef. I've said it before haven't I, "When you can't jump over a block, " 'That's because, you gave it the power to jump over you' " That's right. And I don't want anyone else to jump over you. Which is why I got rid of that Seawatts.
Im so happy Parkour Civilization got so popular. I remember waiting every day for a new episode 💀💀 anyways this is so good! it is in my playlist now :D
you ever have that weird asf feeling whenever you see a crossover between 2 random ass interests you’re in and it somehow works? yea it’s one of those again for me
LYRICS!
Backwards jump
Your noob's climbing the shrine
At last
Full speed towards the top
Full speed towards the top
I've jumped enough
I'm reclaiming myself
Three blocks
Leaving behind the beef
Leaving behind the beef
When it snapped
My 360s sunk into lava seas
My 360s sunk into lava seas
I curse this parkour battle between you and me
I wanted boots
I wanted champion
Five blocks
Barriers come to light
Barriers come to light
Hold down shift
My 360s were curiosity
My 360s were curiosity
I'm changing the commands that imprisoned you and me
Let us be free
Four blocks, one block
Four blocks, one block
Four blocks, one block
Four blocks, one block
This lyrics was translated from parkour
Close enough welcome back early 2010s Minecraft song parodies
No way true
So we got: Luckyblock challenge games return, DanTDM mod review return.. and now parodies?
I am thinking we are back.
@@knightesquire36We are so back 🙏🙏
"You can either do the 1 block jump for the Xp, or you can do the 1 block vertical jump for the Shard" Here in Limbus Civilization, nobody jumps for the Shard
They work in the MD mines instead
"Nah I'll chart my own parkour"
THE FAULT LIES WITH YOU EVBO
"All my fault, you say...? What fault? I daresay its all thanks to me" -Champion Evbo
Once a Parkour Noob... Will always be a Parkour Noob.
“Old man… I don’t…! I don’t want to let you go… I wouldn’t have made it without you.”
“It’s all because of you, Evbo!”
“You dared to give him the hope of a better world! You opened his heart and made the leap for him! Just miss and let his dreams come crashing down. He could not bare to witness the world after is hope had fallen, and so the void claims the old man!”
"Your name. What?"
"My name? W-why?"
"Because, your hair color. I like it.
Masters. When they jump, they turn to the sun.
And your hair color. Sun-color.
So when I parkour jump, masters turn to you.
We can be good friends."
"Well... call me Evbo, if you please."
"... Call me... Evbo..."
"..."
The Old Man disintegrated until he was no more.
This... is how I'll forge my own civilisation
I love and hate how the narrative of parkour civilization and it's message on classism can genuinely be applied to the world of Project Moon and it's unfair civilization. These 2 things feel like they should be very distant from one another, yet share the same ideologies
So real and true bestie
Peak meets Peak
Peak recognizes peak
keeping the poor poor via insane means, false promises of moving up in society, “miraculously” moving up regardless and realizing it’s got a different kind of bad, infighting amongst the rich… parkour civilization would produce a wonderful sinner
Welvader why are you everywhere
“That bastard… has to be doing parkour still!”
“This is how I will make my jump!”
You... do you know how many sleeper agents you've activated? I hope you know what you're doing, Champion.
*_"HOLD ON TO SOMETHING! CAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE A BUMPY AND JUMPY RIDE!"_*
That champion has to be still alive..
Effloresced E.G.O::Whirlwind Steps (cause the 360s lmao)
*_[Glass Break SFX]_*
"I can only move forward, for I am a slave to my Ideals."
*_"Now, prepare to brace forth, you stand in the way of my jumps."_*
@@TheDoctorFromArknights
JUMP DIAMOND BOOTS!
@@charlottesemicolon3 $%#^%@ DMG!
How foolish noob! How foolish!, So the fault lies within you again, Evbo!
My fault you say? How is it my fault, I'd say its all thanks to me...
"That jump... Has to be unbeaten still."
“This is how I will jump my own parkour.”
"Let Me Utter to you what champion is"
The parkour race has a purpose
"My jump... had changed." - Suddenly, One Jump
YOU, will jump for this beef too!
The fault lies with the beef! All of ti!
this truly was our parkour company
360 like in a compass
I CAN HEAR HER VOICE! MISS CARMEN YOU ARE RIGHT!
P-CORP Singularity might be called Parkour Civilization and everytime you do a new jump or a hard jump, it generates energy for them, What If the Carnival was secretly a training place for Bloodfiends to become a parkour master with all of the blocks made out of the humans blood and the fixers was trying to stop the Bloodfiends to become the parkour master but they have advanced too much and beat the fixers easily with a advanced jump that no one has ever seen before which explains the reason why many fixers are missing easily the moment they enter and the reason it hyponitzes civilian to enter the Carnival is because so the civilian will get forced on a parkour fight with the Bloodfiends, Since the sinners and others had entered the Carnival. I'm suggesting that the levels are ranked by the Parkour level like Level 1 Is Pro Layer which the sinners were assigned to. Level 2 could be the Master Layer and the Level 3 might be the Champion Layer and the Creator of the Carnival Is at the middle. I think the Golden Bough might help the Kindred to generate a energy which explains why the Carnival Is still thriving even for hundred of years. The Dream Ending might also be Don Quixote doing a Parkour Battle against the Unknown Kindred, The Unknown Kindred started off with a 3 Blocks Vertical Jump, Don was able to do It easily and then attacked the Kindred by going for the Raw Porkchop, The Kindred was amazed because you're supposed to go for the Chicken but he was able to do the jump successfully, and then the Kindred used a Backward 2 Blocks Neo Jump against Don for their next attack. Don attempted to try the Jump and then failed which made her take -10 hearts. Don Quixote was struggling and knew she had to take off rocinante for this fight so she did and then she turned into her Kindred Form and everyone saw her, Amazed even. For Don Quixote next attack. Don Quixote doing 360 3 Blocks Neo Jump against the Kindred who made the Carnival after that the Kindred tried doing the jump and failed which caused him to get hit by -20 hearts and died after that Don Quixote emoted on him and everyone escaped from the Carnival and dealt the Bloodbags after all of those Don Quixote says "This Is.... Truly my Parkour Civilization......".
We don't deserve writers, such as you
@@masterofclowning after getting all of the golden boughs, dante will distort with the overwhelming amount of golden boughs and then all of the sinners and vergilius fights dante to make dante come back to sense and then right they're about to die roland from library of ruina on nintendo switch comes and says "i'll handle this one" and fight dante distortion and then after dante is back everyone says "this is truly our limbus company" dante reveals to be ayin and after knowing everything about his past he knows what to do with the golden bough as faust says to dante "dante, you should know what you are gonna do with the golden boughs by now", dante uses the golden boughs and dante clock starts rolling as fast as possible as the golden boughs are slowly being turned into seed of light but then someone unexpected appears, it's angela as angela comes infront of dante or ayin. dante says to angela "angela... why are you doing this, wasn't stealing the seed of light enough for you?" said to angela, angela doesn't respond but attacks dante but fortunately other sinners come in time and saves dante from being attacked by angela, as dante prepares for a fight.
angela says to dante in a manner "oh ayin, you don't know how much i've been waiting for this", angela activates her ego and gets whitenight ego form and then dante sped up everyone giving them fast speed and then upgrades all of the respective sinners id to 0000 and uptied all egos to V, as they prepare to fight vergilius comes in and tells dante this "dante, this is the only time where i'm allowed to help you guys as said in contract as we're in a very dangerous situation" dante acknowledges vergilius and boosts his ego heavily after a long and hard battle ayin and others win after that everyone says "this is... our limbus company" and then string theocracy theme plays with the credit cutscene but after that angela is still alive and secretly steals the golden bough and starts 2 black weeks and 2 white weeks and then make a new library after that a guy called orland who's your average 1 grade fixer comes somehow after he lost everything including his white noises rank and then angela amputates him after that angela puts back orland body back and apologizes after that angela asked orlando if he wants to be a librarian and then library of ruina 2 starts
@@cakeisfakesKeeping my eyes buttered, till the end of this peak
@@cakeisfakeskim jihoon hire this man
I can’t tell if you’re distorting or gaining ego
Everytime I do the jumps, I try to fly my broken wings.
Jump, leather boots.
I know you are still with me.
All I need is a beef to get me sprinting.
Jump, leather boots.
To somewhere we can be free.
Closer to our diamonds.
... Nice meeting you again, you FUCKING PARKOUR CHAMPION
Do you still fail to see? They are already 'Parkour'!
They are my champion boots, my parkour battle is their parkour battle. My commands are my commands. And my authority... Shall not be defied!
Old man's not dead, mister Evbo! Seawatt would have said as such! He crushed his own boots and gave them to me, so that he would be free from his backwards jumps! Be not so cruel to mere exiled Parkour Master, Evbo! Cast your eyes upon me! His failed parkour battles led him to me, and i have freed him from Patkour Prison to the best of my abilities! Bu what did you do? Nothing! The least you could have done was to fail that parkour jump on that fateful day!
The fault lies with you, Evbo!
I do not believe this exists. Like, I'm watching the video and I don't understand how this came to be. What combination of hyper niche community memes resulted in this masterpiece? Iconic. A+, S tier, no notes.
real asf actually 😭 i made the whole damn thing and even im confused on how it exists
"This is going to be one bumpy parkour battle... Everyone, jump on to something!"
"Leap your own way. Your path. That is my wish."
im popping ego while listening to this
Bait used to be believ- HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE RED MIST?!????!?!?!!!?!!
I thought we reached rock bottom of brainrot, but you seem to keep digging 10/10
below bedrock is always the nether…….. this brainrot is unrelenting…………….
THIS IS SOO PEAKKK GLORY TO EVBO AND LIMBUS COMPANY o7
No you fucking didn't... I'm at hopeless right now. Blue star is gonna absorb me. are you happy now? You did hit that high note really well but still
this.. this is peak..
My favorite part of Parkour Civilization 3 was when Seawatts, the One who Jumps, distorted upon the pile of fallen parkour noobs, becoming a twisted amalgamation of obbies to reflect their warped view of parkour, becoming Seawatts, the Dreamer of Obby Wholeness. Even while Evbo was melting from the fires of Parkour Hell, his rage against the man that doomed his life being the only thing keeping him together. At the last possible second before Evbo would be forever gone from Parkour Civilization, the Parkour God, donning the mark of Parkour Cain, cleaved the beast in half with a mere one-block jump and rescued Evbo from the lava.
"Parkour God..."
You've changed your own fate Evbo.
Right now, you're neither a Parkour Noob, nor a Parkour Champion. But you've still yet to truly jump for the beef.
I've said it before haven't I, "When you can't jump over a block,
" 'That's because, you gave it the power to jump over you' "
That's right. And I don't want anyone else to jump over you.
Which is why I got rid of that Seawatts.
THE LIMBUS FLOOD HAS BEEN BREACHED! THE GATE HAS OPEN AND NOW THEY SHALL FLOODED EVERYWHERE AND LIMBUS COMPANYED EVERYTHING!
this is the weirdest intersection of 2 fandoms ive ever seen
never heard of parkour civilisation until seeing this, searched it and was immediately hooked so I finished watching the first movie 11/10
"Once a parkourist, shall be a parkourist ever more!"
In lobotomy civizilation no one goes for the E.G.O they always choose to go for the enkephalin..
PCorp Sinclair looks pretty good so far
This playing during the final parkour battle between Evbo and the Parkour Champion was so hype
Gallop on Rocinante! Parkour shall prevail!
It was so sad when The Champion distorted and started building the parkour battle out of Evbo's friends
Bait used to be believeabl- HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE PARKOUR CHAMPION?!
Old Man, I have concieved a parkour battle technique most genious.
When i was grinding md i used to watch the whole parkour civilation movie. Now this is truly peak
here in the city civilization nobody jumps for the ego
parody of mili's compass is NOT soemthing i thought i'd see wow kudos
We dispatched a claw to hunt you down but he failed a backwards 2 block jump and died. idk who's going to go for you next
Next up.
Through course of 5 blocks jump
This is peak PM Brainrot
This is the most hyper-niche crossover I’ve ever encountered that 100% applies to my interests.
This shouldn’t exist.
10/10 banger
Im so happy Parkour Civilization got so popular. I remember waiting every day for a new episode 💀💀 anyways this is so good! it is in my playlist now :D
peak needs to be recognized
That Parkour God.. still has to be alive..
This is how I will chart my own Civilization...
PEAK DROPPED
It’s so peak, i’m sobbing
“…Let’s go find it together. A way to break out of the noob level..”
MOON PROTOCOL ⚠️ MOON PROTOCOL ⚠️
Hear ye hear ye! You have summoned the wild hunt horde. Be prepared champion!
THE FAULT LIES WITHIN YOU EVBO
This is incredibly peak I fully support this 10/10 This is peak
This is somehow both equally baffling and brilliant.
We are Reclaiming Their Bones with this one.
The one true jump is real!
Cant wait for through patches of parkour
sobbing
BRILLIANT
BLOOD. THAT SHIT SOUNDS FIRE.
today music got invented cause of this
A Children of the City cover could also unironically work...
PEAK JUST DROPPED
his writing is THIS fire?!?! 🔥🔥
Evbmael when he fights against Seahab or something (I never completed parkanto 5)
oh my fucking god
This peaks...
Glory to Limbus company!
Just the kind of thing I needed to listen to. Very good.
you ever have that weird asf feeling whenever you see a crossover between 2 random ass interests you’re in and it somehow works? yea it’s one of those again for me
Hit me like a 3 block forward incline to a 180 backwards downwards
MILI
Goated as hell
P Corp. Sinclair identity
Limbus
HOnestly peak fiction
True kino....
Of course it's Renata
this shit so rigged vro i cant even become a parkour 00 id…
the fault lies within you, champion!
My fault? No. I daresay its all thanks to my 360s!!!
Sleeper agents incoming
P.E.A.K
I hate that this exists.
I hate that its good even more.
Why must we suffer the brainrot. Great job though, this was incredible
It's... so peak...
Interesting "taste," Renata. Godspeed.
Once again, the fault lies with Ishmael! All of it!
peak
MY COMPASS WAS PARKOUR
PROJECT MOON MENTIONED
So cool
What the hell is this. My sleeper agent kicked in, but what the hell am I looking at
this……..is peak
Pm parkour civilization collab when
OMG IM SICK
Sleep agen gonglomerat