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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2017
- Three young cheetah brothers hunt an adult ostrich.
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*1:15** Girrafe: what are these clowns up to now*
On GOD!!!!😂😂😂!!!
That's what i was gonna say lol
Giraffe is like “there goes the neighborhood”
😂😂😂😂
😂
1:14 the giraffe could have warned the ostrich’s, but my man ain’t no snitch.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
lmao
Son mudas
Lol XD
😂🙌🙏
Female Ostrich: “Help me I’m dying.”
Male Ostrich: “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”
Bully Ostrich
Male Ostrich: "I feel so guilty for letting her die..."
Bully Maguire: Want forgiveness? Get religion.
lmao
"Thanks hot legs"
Male Ostrich: Her only hope now is to kick some dirt in their eyes.
props to the cheetah mother who managed to raise three cheetah cubs without losing one!
@@hasan_z they don't have 10 cubs at a time
@@SaheeliRai he didn't say 10... he said 3... idiot.
Yup, most mothers raise their cubs by themselves, that's how they are meant to, and they are really good at it.
nice
Hahaha Female ostrich was slow and died 😂😂😂😂
#girlostrichpower
This is what my cat thinks she looks like when she attacks the featherduster
🤣
Cat is cat no matter what size is
@@VAIBHAVMALHOTRA19 bro, this got me laughing my ass off for some reason 😂😂
DanTheMan The way he put the sentence together 😂 cat is cat no matter size
@@cakemix5877 righttttt?
Giraffe be like "Wonder who dying today."
Cheetah be like : you are next Melman!
@@MrAhmadibnu and then boom Alex is joining
@@p-G01 l
@@sasusakuuchiha1318 you up
lol cheetah will never kill giraffe cheetah is weak
“Even now the ostrich could land a fatal kick!”
*literally tickles the cheetah with a weak sauce kick*
i think the kick would be stronger if the direction is going to the back not "up" to its neck area
@@ryanho228 Yep that was also my thought!!
Leg has to go all the way up, cheetah gotta be more below to receive it.
It's in slow mo
That wasn't a kick it was an attempt to push the Cheetah off its neck.
There was something kinda badass about watching those 3 move the way they did. From walking to stalking to hunting to killing. A thing of beauty
"Ostriches have yet to find a way to foil such tactics."
That male Ostrich sure did and that tactic is make sure you have slower friends.
"...make sure you have slower friends." AND make sure you run PAST them!
This comment should have more likes bruh XDD cus I have a friend whose very slow and we were playing tag and the tagger was right behind us and I went pass her and sadley we all know what happened to her...*crys*
LMAO
LOL!!
F
Female ostrich: HELP ME JOHN THEYRE ON ME!!
Male Ostrich: Sending thoughts and prayers xx
Hugs and kisses too
I've seen ostriches in real life at Kruger. Three males and a female. The female was looking for a boyfriend. The three males kept running away.
Not the brightest of birds...
it should yell is the circle of life can't help sorry
Yeah, he just stood there watching the mayhem.
@@bwohlgemuth Maybe there was something wrong with her
Cheetahs have a greater kill ratio than lions, leopards and any other big cats.
A great evidence that strength and size isn't everything. Sometimes speed, agility, tactics and a clever mind is supperior to muscle power.
Too bad most of them get stolen
@@meowstic_tastix3507 10% aint that big when their kill ratio is 60%
Lions have good speed and they have iq
true but it's because they mostly target small prey unlike lions. Lions can even target elephants and be successful
Be that as it may lions and leopards are much wider spread. If you're in mountains or forest speed ain't worth nothing next to stealth or power.
A band of brothers ,that gives chills
At 2:55 he runs by her like, "I'll text you later, k?"
lmaoo
😂😂😂😂
Please you people are making me laugh like hell on someone's irony and hence feel guilty of myself
XD
665th like. Who's next?
Male Ostrich told the female: "I don't have to outrun the Cheetahs, I just have to outrun you!"
is this inspired by the comment tiago goncavles
Luck of the draw
If 3 of the fastest animal in the world ar chasing. U. U have problems.
@@LowEndStat1c yeah same here i saw tiago's comment just below this one
Did you get that from without a paddle
Someone left a comment here describing "this is what my cat thinks he looks like when he attacks the feather duster" and i can't stop thinking about it
Cool dude, but no one cares.
@@user-pw8sy9vn3d I do
Female ostrich: why you running?
Male: late for my dentist appointment
They walk like they got money
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Them legs are long and sleeeeth. Cheetahs are the models of the felines I tell you.
LOL
💀
mapenzi yea
Ostrich status now: Single again.
Sounds like my life without the "again" part
Lol
Deepak Panwar so that's supposed to be funny
chris bennett subjective to the mindset of someone while reading comment.
@@chrisbennett606 wow you sound like a fun and nice person
Ostrich: i'm not faster than a cheetah, but im faster than my wife ^^
i love cheetahs, hope this lovely species does not go extinct.
They make running fast look so easy. Their gallop is even fast.
Gth
@Jadon🏁 then we wont exist its a ecosystem
InshaAllah
I hope yo mama don't go extinct
3:30
"Even now the ostrich could land a fatal kick"
Ostrich: *kicks*
Cheetah: ow? *proceeds to kill ostrich*
imagine if ostrich kicked where he did with full strength behind those legs. That's a shattered cheetah shoulder right there.
Joon Hong An true true
Same goes for giraffes. We see multiple times over, female and male lions get kicked square in torso HARD. The lions shrug it off.
LMFAO
Jesus Christ the comments on this video are among the funniest I have ever read on TH-cam...
I don't have to outrun these cats, just need to run past her !
ComeOnSuckerLickMyBattery too damn true
That male ostrich be a big Ludacris fan.
He be like move bitch get out the way
Tiago Goncalves this made me burst with laughter, haha, you made my day
2:48 - 2:52 , Husband ostrich with wings a little out, trying to block the cheetah from the female, 2:54 husband fully retracts his wings to now begin the real Ostrich run they are both suppose to be capable of and he kicks in the ostrich NITRO!!, but the wife ostrich from 2:55 - 2:57 is saying "what is it babe why are you running you are scaring me" at 2:58 she fully realizes "oh shit why didnt you just say "CHEETAHS, THREE, TOGETHER!" she tries to kick in the NITRO "look at her legs ONLY", but by then its too late, afterall the only chance against a cheetah is usually to know that it is after you and get enough headstart to plan properly!, and now there are even three, a headstart is needed more than ever before!!!!! for all those saying she is fat, i dont think that is it, she could run just like him except she didnt realize there were ""CHEETAHS, THREE, TOGETHER!!!""
THAT BIG BOOTY BITCH GOT COCKY
1:14 I like how the giraffe is just there watching those cheetahs walking by🤣🤣
That intense concentration at 2:12
A highly and focused cheetah is a patient hunter.
That giraffe was like “Keep walking guys and I didn’t see nothing”
Lol the tallest animal in the world acting like he didn't see what's about to go down
giraffe: "i aint no snitch bruh"
That's the ill stroke of luck.
@@suckmybic6197
Giraffe: "I didn't see anything"
Cheetah: "You're literally the tallest land animal there is. How the fuck not?"
Giraffe: "..."
Giraffe: "I'm blind."
He's from newyork.
Male Ostrich to female: "I don't gotta outrun them, I just gotta outrun you!"
Lol
😭😭
😂
He did her too dirty LMAO then watched them tear her ass up like "better her than me" XD he aint shit
top 10 anime betrayals
I can't lie, the male ostrich started absolutely flying once he was passing his lady 😭😭
😢😂
"Even now the ostrich can land a fatal kick" - Proceeds to throw the weakest kick ever
That was more of a graze or a brush, not a well-aimed hit.
the other leg was tightly marked
@@jacobokelloh6573 I believe that was is neck
“He’s not too worried”
*suddenly there are 3
Story of my life
One direction
@@tganime9143 one direction for life
Since I see Directioners here, please stream drag me down and story of my life 5 times a day so they can reach 1 billion. You can find the right way of streaming in the comments of the videos!
Either move or carry a weapon(s).
@@tganime9143 8bhfdd fghuuuuiuuuuuio9o00000000000ppllljhgfghhhi ghijvg hv mj00000
Cgc, ..
Likko
The male ostrich was lookin at his girl gettin ate from a distance like "damn, that's crazy...." 😂😂
bro why didn't he help her i mean with he two of them they wouldn't have eaten her or mabe she cheated
@@starboysuniverse9956 he aint a simp
@@lievenbeckert3133 lol
@@starboysuniverse9956 thats his side ho he dont care
wanted a new girl let the old one die
Three cheetahs vs one ostrich, sure. But 3 vs 2 ? Bro didn’t even try to save his girl LMAO
He ain't want no smoke lol
She wasn't his main girl, just a side chick....
Cheetahs are uniquely designed by nature. Their mesmirizing beauty, their surprisingly high speed and their strategy of hunting makes them one of the most wonderful animals on earth!!
The thing about cheetahs is that every cell in their body is evolved around speed. From lighter weight bones than other cats to tails that act like a gyroscope, to their lungs having incredible air capacity to even their cells having more energy storage than most other creatures their size. It's incredible how perfect they are for speed.
You meant to say „uniquely designed by God“.
„Worthy are you, our Lord and God, to receive glory and honor and power, for you created all things, and by your will they existed and were created.”
Revelation 4:11
@@SirDisticIt was designed by the Creator that way. Nothing happened by chance.
@@MrAgent00iI never said it happened by chance. Over time they evolved to be a perfect running machine. And don't preach your religion. Jesus wanted you to pray in silence.
@@SirDistic „evolved“ implies evolution theory which claims all came into being out of nothing by chance.
Man-made religion says „Do A to Z to be justified before God“, but Christianity says „Jesus did it all, that you may be justified before God, just believe in Him“
Believe-that is trusting Him alone for the salvation and safe-keeping of your soul-you will pass from death to life and receive eternal life as a free gift of God.
Otherwise you stand condemned already and the wrath of God abides on you-then at the day of judgement you will stand before a Holy God and will be judged according to your works, and your name will not be found written in the book of life, thus you will be thrown into the lake of fire where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.
”Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me.“
John 14:6
”And Jesus came up and spoke to them, saying, “All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth. Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.”“
Matthew 28:18-20
That was one cold blooded ostrich husband! He was like "sorry babe, you needed to do more cardio anyways".
ElementalMaker haha
There was such tension even those giraffes knew shit was getting real at 1:15.
ElementalMaker lol dead💀😂 bro
ElementalMaker loool
looool
This man really threw his wife under the bus like that😭
It's called survival of the fittest.
Haha, sorry this made me laugh 😂
@@sarakjeldsen769 more like alpha...btw a woman have no say in it
@@sarakjeldsen769 this is survival
@@sarakjeldsen769 u can apply a case against male ostrich in your feminist court .so that female ostrich could rip😂or perhaps male thought about principles of 3rd wave feminists and left the able self reliant female to fight its own battle..
1:14 - And by doing so they have the element of surprise.
The giraffe standing there - 👍
Bro’s just walked passed the giraffes
2:06
Female Ostrich:
*Why do I hear boss music?*
😂😂
funniest comment i’ve seen 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
God I can't stop reading these comments. Better than the video to be honest.
I love this referrence 😂
Female ostrich saw her guy already running for his life and she still doing some "catwalk".
That is the difference in human gender.
Other species can have more fearsome females and beta males. (Like a lot of spiders or anything with poison and draining blood)
Unfortunately yea a little bit :3
she was wearing heels
this comment cracked me up big time haaa
poor ostrich. They have beautiful eyes and eyelashes.
_Ostriches have yet to find a way to foil such tactics._
Year 2039 - Ostriches use laser pointers and molotovs against cheetahs
I love seeing the ostrich try and outrun the cheetahs at 2:47 then sees them effortlessly catch up
They really said “nah you’re just not faster.”
honestly the way ostriches run continue to remind me of the way jack sparrow does
But the ostrich sped up at 2:52 They're known for their incredible speed, so I can't imagine it not managing to stay ahead of them for a decent while.
@@DLxxx yeah but the cheetah wasn't going full speed
Female ostrich: honey whats going on?
Male ostrich: Get out of my way women!
Plot twist: the male ostrich got tired listening to his wife's constant nagging so he secretly hired three cheetah thugs to take care of her
😂😂😂😂
Be Wise
haha we men are also supposed to be aggressive like that
@@user-jb1fh7rp1m
No you aren’t , who told you that
Lmao
“Even now the ostrich could land a fatal kick”
Ostrich :*push cheetah*
Lol! I know right...
😂🤣😂
I mean at that point there really was no hope for her.
3:33 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
2:42 “The suddenly there are three” and the sound effects begin. So good!
Spots 1 cheetah : KALM
Suddenly there are 3 : *R E A L S H I T*
3:09 He's laughing because he hired the cheetahs to get out of paying a terrible divorce settlement
Sean Connery Pimp Shlap i dont think that was laughing
Ostrich male: I case my wife gets eaten one day....freedom ...
Male ostrich:sure gonna miss that pussy...
That's so funny lol
Lmao
I love how the giraffe is just standing there watching them like "damn somin bout to go down"
yea and its right when the narrator says "taken their prey by surprise" XD
Lol Cheetahs gotta walk by and give that head nod of respect to the giraffe cause they know they can't fuck with him.
Giraffes are cold blooded homie 🥶 💀
@@w.m.s.epicasso3495 He can't keep up with any of them though
@@shinji1264 ye but even with the 3 the giraffe would probably fuck them up
This was an incredible amount of teamwork that was displayed by three brothers.❤️❤️❤️
Literally the definition of "You don't need to be faster then what's chasing you just be faster then whoever is with you".
The male ostrich definitely set up his wife😂😂💯!
She was cheating on him with Larry 😂
@@jovanniguillen8662 Nah Larry was on the side. The main guy was Josh
Yeah because she's a cheetah
@@yametekudasai9568 bud dum dishhh
These comments are better than the video itself to be seriously honest I love it haha.
The part where the male ostrich runs past the female. Later byatch! 😂
Not a good man at all
@Terry Melvin Damn! Guess I gotta call someone to apologise for this morning 😁
Yeah ur laughing now what if u were her
@@User-wz7pd Hahahahaha
And so goes the saying:
“I don’t have to outrun them, I just have to outrun you”
My Feline family is kind of good at hunting and planning strategies and I'm proud of it.
Until Male Lion Shows up becareful!
@@LOVETOWATCHNEW ok lol
2:54
Male Ostrich: *On your left*
Underrated comment bahaha
I get it
@@samsongirma4081 I know you do mate.
M Y S T O Cap: I understood that reference.
LMFAOOOoooooo
If you not reading the comments you missing everything about the video😂😂😂😂
You are absolutely right bro
Hahahhaha this community is so funny........
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True
The comments are trash and unfunny. You're just a normie idiot.
@@tash5540 ohhhh don't u dare be sour 😂
LMAO ikr
These three handsome bros definitely have to pass their teamwork genes down to the future generation 🎉 🐆
The Cheetah's intense concentration when going for the kill is breathtaking.
You dickhead I thought that there was a fly on my computer
lol i love at 2:55 he runs by her like "you on your own girl!"
i think the ostrich did made some sound when he was coming from behind maybe the female didn't paid attention.
Lol.
Caleb Burroughs i actually read that by 'black voice' 😂 sorry if I'm... I mean racist. I just love the way how they talk😂 so funny.
She's a strong, independent ostrich. She's got this.
Caleb Burroughs lol
The male ostrich ran passed the female like “Thank you, next” 😂
...
Nothing funny but he cudnt save her from 3 cheetahs
Lol
Kia Wilson lol
Teaa
I used to watch Wildlife videos everyday when I was a kid... I love working with wildlife... Animals are awesome
The guy's voice is amazig.. it feels like he was born for this
Richard Attenborough is the best nature narrator period. He's been doing it for a long time now.
I don't usually like to correct people in the comments section. But this man is such a legend I have to. It's David Attenborough, not Richard. And yes, he is unquestionably the greatest nature narrator ever.
Thanks for the correction. As great as his brother maybe, David deserves the credit. I'm glad David is still with us & bequeathing us scintillating nature documentaries.
My life would had never been complete without that man narration skills
Yep. As soon as you hear David's voice on a nature vid, you just know it's going to be supreme quality with no silly dramatics and over exaggerations like many other narrators.
1:14
Giraffe: look these boys right hea
aww shit, here we go again
🤣🤣
I love these comments. Funnier than the video itself haha.
🤣
I’m weak! Lol
Definition of I don't need to outrun them, I need to outrun you.
Amazing creatures to watch in the hunt especially with a cooperative tactic that they hadn’t utilized before.
Elegantly beautiful animals
Male ostrich was tired of being on child support
Dom Dolaratchi , brilliant comment lol🤪
🤪🤪🤪🤪
Lmao
😂 😂
3:09 That evil laugh when his plan becomes success.
Bsdu 😂😂😂😂
Great!
You a funny dude.
LMAO🤣🤣🤣
Oh man that's hilarious. 😂😂👍👍
0:37 this whole 40 seconds is some fantastic camera work and direction. Straight out of a AAA Hollywood action movie.
3:45- The way the cheetah closes its eyes is almost like its apologizing to the ostrich. It brought tears to my eyes
Dude I think he’s just enjoying the warm fresh blood…
Animals do feel empathy towards each other but when it comes to hunger and starvation it can reverse and then when they are calm again it can reverse back again😊
Actually is reverence. Animals don’t hunt because they’re angry or having a urge to kill, they hunt because they’re starving.
haha lol hes just out of breath and overheating a bit
The Male could've veered left or right when the cheetahs were in pursuit, but it led them directly to the female, blew by her and said, "bon appetit!"
MonkyMonk729 he can’t out run 3 cheetahs. But he can, out run his wife.
She was cuckolding him anyway
The comments in this. 😂
Cheetah Thanksgiving.
MonkyMonk729 he ain’t no SIMP so he didn’t defend the wife
3:10 The male is literally laughing that his girl getting killed 😂😂
Ruben Rivera 🤣🤣🤣lol
oml 😭😭
She ain't that good to him he's not lending a foot to help her 😂$$$
I could die laghing to this
Life insurance policy came through the previous day ..."That's it darling,keep kicking.."
This English accent makes these videos so exciting.
Attenborough forever
@@pedrokropotkin9045 nobody tops David A.
Indeed 😌
Female ostrich: John Help me !
Male Ostrich: Call Ur Male Best friend
Once you are an animal and you hear David Attenboroughs' voice you Betta get the hell outta there.
Edit: Omg ive never gotten that amount of likes, please subscribe if you can
It's a good omen if you are a predator
Just copy and paste the top comment next time homie
@@chilton7853 just shut up honestly
When you're a wild herbivore animal and see the Nat Geo cars pull up in the area :
*something's wrong i can feel it..*
Om Lily I’m in tears bruv 😂
1:17 the giraffe is like "i see y'all tryna be slick"
XD
Give me your Instagram
I like how the male ostrich just stands there and watches.
Even hyenas are afraid of ostriches, cheetahs killing it is a huge feat.
You can tell their brothers coz they look the same
Jays The Best your so stupid lol
they're
You're
Jays The Best lol
Jays The Best underrated comment
Female ostrich: *Running at a leisurely pace, sees male streaking past her* Why are you running so fast-
*Suddenly ambushed by three hungry cheetahs*
Why are you running?
That meme would have been perfect here 😂
Lol 😂
Female privilege mentality
Females generally are not as alert to danger as males are. Which leads to them ignoring clear warning signs or on the opposite side of the spectrum constantly seeing ghosts.
I'm fast as fucc boiiii
The world has so much to learn from this short clip how beautiful it has been presented with apt comments by David Attenborough. It's beautifully taken and edited
I still think Cheetahs and other animals have a way of communicating that humans haven't figured out.
ONCE THE OSTRICHES DRINK PETROL THEY'RE ENERGETIC. THANKS DAVID ATTENBROUGH FOR GOOD NARRATION
This is amazing footage. How the Cheetah changed his focus on the less aware ostrich was savage.
Male ostrich hit another gear at 2:55 lol
HS32153 Lol the female must have been an automatic
Yariee Moore Haha!!
she's a Prius
Such a level of intensity in the air even the giraffes at 1:15 knew shit was real.
He was like “RUN BITCH”!
I want to see the credits because whoever does the sound effects is a genius. It's the best part of the videos. Please give them a raise
yes
If anyone deserves the raise it's the cameramen with these perfect shots.
*Edit* Also the narrator, but I doubt he needs it.
Yes! I hope they see this comment so they know their work has been appreciated!
@Lubomir Salgo So true, just in general the whole team, production, and effort that goes into bbc earth is astonishing.
Honestly the sound effects take away from the whole thing for me.
How to run a cheetah just outrun your friend.
Male ostrich : guess I will be sleeping alone tonight..
The Giraffe is just like "I see you, not so sneaky cheetahs"
More like, "If those idiots try anything, they're getting a kick to the face"
1:15
Giraffe said , " as long as y’all don’t mess with me y’all good , keep it going forward fools "
shit. this comment made my day😂
Lmfao🤣🤣🤣
1 Good kick to the face
@Kaizaro123 wow did you really need to write long ass paragraphs to say the same thing twice?
🤣
The giraffes was like “those trouble makers at it again!” at 1:15 💀
Cheetah Hunting Ostrich: Mammal takes the throne and marks the end of the dragon era.
2:11 One word: focus.
Damn, his whole body was moving but the head is steady, so focused on that target.
Felines are so beautiful and majestic...
ray14344 you’re so right. Great observation. Amazing cheetah focus !
Finally a good comment agter all those shitty ones
Yeah, well that’s what my cat does when it bites my feet ahhhh 😖😂
That is a good observation. In fact, they also teach this in Oriental martial arts, that is to move with your head steady and no vertical motion.
She was thick. Rest in piece poor bird.
exxxxxtra thicc
Wierdo’s
Haha! She IS in pieces.....
i like how these cats will eat through her thic ass. shreading 8t in pieces whil blood gushes out of her fat ass. her ass will be dry after al her blood is gone
Damn she a thicc bih. What's her insta
It is interesting to see how the behavior has changed over decades of documentaries. When I was a kid, Cheetahs were solitary hunters and only social with their young and mating. But now we see them hunting in packs to preserve their strength because of their physical liabilities.
1:15 *Giraffe: Ah shit here we go again!*
Lol
U SAID THE SH WORD
@@malakhechiche7800 shit
Shit was so serious even the fucking giraffes could feel something was going down haha.
Stannis The Mannis just a causal 3 cheetahs rolling around nothing too suspicious.
this comment section is legendary, im so proud of this community **salutes**
"this comment section is legendary, im so proud of this community *salutes*" I never expected the comments section of WILDLIFE VIDEOS each had a weapons-grade comments section from world-class peanut-gallery types.
Come for the video, stay for the fun.
Joshua Moss that was uncalled for. Joshua wouldn’t be proud of you.
Fs in the chat for lady ostrich
TH-cam recommendation
😂😂😂👌
Nature video + David Attenborough voice = the most perfect combination ❤️
“I don’t have to outrun ‘em. I just have to outrun you”
you wouldn't get it.
lmaoo, the male looking like"bitcch, hurry up"
😂
Lmao you won the comment section dude 😂 so underrated
This comment is truly brilliant haha.
😂😂😂
I wonder how much mister ostrich paid for this OBVIOUS hit.
The payment is the large food
This is the beauty of nature, a unique ecosystem.
Seeing them walk and seeing the muscle mass is amazaing.
Male ostrich: you cheated on me
Female ostrich: I won't do it again
Cheetahs: kill and eat female ostrich
Male ostrich: once a cheetah, always a cheetah
K 00 @ الحرامي
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@Marcus Schultz tbh lol
@Marcus Schultz ikr yawn
lol
Ughhh you so funny 😂👌
2:42 "Then suddenly, there are three!"
SURPRISE, MOTHERFU@%ER!
Mondoblasto0, then a voice says "WELL, WELL, WELL WHAT A NICE SURPRISE! WHAT KNOW?!"
I was just about to write this