I need an animation of a bleeding Bob lying in a monastery, hallucinating as Italian nuns are screaming expletives in Ethan’s voice while the band director’s girlfriend looks for “el ban-daidos”
@@ngocminh1251 yes. I just simplified it. It's like my fear of heights, it's not the heights, it wouldn't be the fall, it'd be the sudden meeting with the non height, however, it is easier to describe as a fear of heights.
I came here for this comment. Wade asked him in the fear episode if he had a traumatic event that led to the fear and bob was like no not that i know of lol
@@kko4187 Bob is the kindest of the group in his own way, but all of the Peens are nice. Mark and Wade are just the more dramaticly dark humoured. Bob can get fiesty though when he’s poked over the edge XD
i like that the episode's are getting longer because the first couple of episode's were like 45 minutes now we're at episode's with 1 hour and 15 minutes i love it
it's actually quite sad when you think about the fact that this kind of stuff actually happens to some retired athletes who become homeless after they are unable to compete.
Wade: _"SirFapsalot can't reveal _*_all_*_ his secrets."_ Mark: _"Are _*_YOU_*_ SirFapsalot???"_ Wade: _"I'll never tell!"_ _That sounds like a confession to me!_ *XD*
Nnnnyessss, it's time for a refined British-sounding accent to say the words "Penis Man" for the enjoyment of hundreds of thousands on the Internet! :)
I can already tell I'm going to love the episode just from the title,along with how chaotic this intro is. You know it’s going to be a great episode when it’s chaotic. Edit: I was correct. This is a great episode.
Oh thank god. Last weeks was hard to watch, and mostly because of Mark and Bob's Ace Attorney stunt most of the episode. It did go on long enough that it eventually became funny toward the end though, I'll admit
I love Mark’s sound board with his recordings. Today’s version sounded like when a person is recording a movie in the theater with a phone and everyone in the theater is excited and saying shit out loud lol
This podcast distracts me from every hardship of life that I currently deal with everyday and I couldn’t ask for anything better to be that distraction
I’m currently waiting to get hip replacement surgery and my nerves are sky rocketing, I love this podcast and it definitely distracts me from my life full of chronic pain, thank you mark, bob, and wade for lots of laughs
"Hey baby, you want an energy drink?" had me dying. I didn't like Monster before, now I'm gonna have a visceral reaction every time I go grocery shopping.
"This one time at band camp" immediately gave me flashbacks to my own five different experiences at band camp. All are blurred memories of people being stupid and getting in trouble. And also me falling out of a paddle boat and into the pond
Wade: "the (italian) government needs a translator" me, an italian studying english translation and interpreting in uni: WADE DON'T STEAL MY JOB PLEASE
28:41 - I was listening to you guys while washing the car and it was HOT out there, man. So I came in, grabbed a Gatorade and began drinking it. Washed the dishes, went back to take a sip, and this part came up and now I still have blue Gatorade dripping out of my nose. Literally. No joke.
There are very few things left in this world that genuinely make me happy and this podcast is one of them! Every week I am always left thinking of how I would answer some of these questions or of my own random a** weird life stories 😅
This was great. Thanks to all you guys for the laughs, especially Wade. "Help me step girlfriend." "I really want a Boston Cream now." That just killed me.
I've been told to listen to this podcast by my friend for a long time. I'm not one to listen to podcasts (I only listen to WTF1 occasionally). But I've listened to most episodes of Distractible and I started loving it to bits, it's just so good and funny that I can't help but enjoy it.
Fun fact, I also almost died at a monastery. I was in Greece at my Mother’s village and we went to the monastery which is high above the village on the mountain side. Anyway coming back from the monastery we followed the steep small path all the way down back to the village. Almost at the bottom I tripped but didn’t fall and due to the steepness of the path I started to inadvertently build up momentum and run uncontrollably. At a point near the bottom where the path curves there is a 10 foot drop onto the road of the village below. Being unable to control myself, I couldn’t stop and kept heading straight for the 10 foot drop. Literally a few feet before falling I managed to grab hold of the trunk of a small tree and hold on and I literally swung around the tree like two or three times before finally coming to a stop. I was only 10 years old at the time and probably shit my pants but I lived!!!!
I was taking a sip from my monster energy drink at about 1:04:29/1:13:53 and I spit it all over my screen I laughed so hard. This podcast is great and I love it!
This podcast has made Monday my favorite day. Everyone in my house works on Monday and I don't so I'm typically alone until 5 pm, but I get to listen to these three joke with each other while I clean house and it makes it so so much better.
I'm with Bob, falling is so scary. I tripped in the driveway and fell knee-first onto a metal bottle cap. it was embedded in my flesh and have since had a perfect circle-shaped scar over the bone where the meat is gone. I think I passed out twice before the night was over trying to rip it out.
I actually had a minor version of Wade's story once. I was actually heading back to my grandma's house while it was raining. Sense I was foolish, I rode through puddles on the way back for fun. One of the puddles was against me having fun. There was a stone at the bottom of one of the puddles. My bike hit the stone, skidded to the side, and trapped my lower half under. If you a normal human you know that it wouldn't be fun to be dragged across a road by a bike. After I was done being cheesegrated, I realized my chain had gotten dislodged. This normally wouldn't be a problem, but back then I didn't know how to set it back in place. So, I litteraly carried my bike home.
I'm a born introvert. I've always had social anxieties. When I was 15 my mom stuck me in a charter hospital for troubled teens for 2 weeks. I'll never forget it because my roommate was on escape precautions. And it was the summer that Terminator 2 came out on VHS cuz we had to watch it everyday
@@anophoria yeah, try watching it for 2 weeks on repeat, with a kid that was a GNR fan who wouldn't stop singing, you should be miii y...yine.. with electrodes hooked up to your scalp 😂😂
38:10 I had a "welp I have no choice" moment like that earlier this year, I was hiking with my friend and we had gone about 3.5 miles to this canyon to picnic and we had JUST left to head back, had hiked maybe 1/2 mile, and it was dark now because we were picnicing as the sun set. And I wasn't wearing proper hiking shoes at the time (I have some now) and so I stepped off a stone step and sprained my ankle, not a bad sprain, but enough that walking on it was extremely painful. I had 3 miles to hike through pitch black mountains with some predators that will 100% take advantage of an injured human (cougar being the big one). I literally had no choice but to keep walking. I also twisted my other ankle about halfway back, so then both of my ankles hurt. When we got back to the car I had to drive because my friend has this weird anxiety where she can't drive anywhere except her own neighborhood basically, and just pushing the gas and brake was excruciating. Then because I had walked on the sprain for over an hour, I was in pain for like 3 weeks. It was swollen and I couldn't wear a shoe on that foot for a few days. But I was not about to call for a rescue 3 miles from the car over a twisted ankle and be charged thousands of dollars I don't have. That was actually in winter though, not in summer, it was like February or March.
Another Beautiful Episode! I remember the days before Cellphones. And injuries during the summer. I also wish to say Happy Early Birthday Mark! Hope you have a great one this year! ❤️ Bob I've been binging your videos! Hope you and Mandy are doing well! Wade! You are the best friend everyone wants! My mother and I will never tire of listening to this podcast you make us both laugh all the time! Also Bob you have the greatest laugh! 😁
My favorite group of youtubers. Such a great friendship you guys have. This is the only cast i listen to. Funny stuff boys. Hope for many more good content
I'm so happy about this being uploaded I just went through such a difficult text conversation with someone who I did and still love and they just are just I don't even know how describe except dense
@@azalea-P trying to be alright. Basically a girl I loved who put me through a lot of awful stuff was texting me after I haven't texted her in 2 years and she's like trying to make things about her while saying she's trying to be better and learn but doesn't seem to understand what I am telling her that I really care about her despite everything she did to me.
@@azalea-P I hope so too but chances are she won't understand or something I liked her for years but she did things that were really awful and she didn't love me. I'm hoping things will work out if not then I hope I'll find someone in the future who actually loves me lol
Damn, Wade's bike story reminded me of my own. I was out camping with my parents, aunt and uncle. Had a mongoose bike that was a little too big for me (i was twelve and it was cool) Our camp was straight down hill at like a forty five degree angle, at the top of the hill there was a community center. Everybody was up there, and i wanted to go fishing. So i told my parents i was gonna ride down and fish, they trusted me enough for that. Started down hill and as soon as I was outta sight the damn chain broke, At the bottom of the hill there was a flat parking spot so i aimed for it, thought it'd slow me down. Critical failure, slammed into the concrete stop there, and flipped boots over braincase down a steep bank that was heavily wooded. When I woke up, I was in the hospital. Turns out, nobody thought anything had even happened, they got back to camp and relaxed and played rook. I think it was something like six hours later a couple hiking a trail down the hill found my bike (trashed) and spotted me. I was unconcious and bloody and they thought I was dead. Long story short, the police showed up, my whole family freaked out, and my parents swore I'd never get another bike again.
I went to blue lake in 2018 as a 7th grader, and can assure everyone, it has not changed a bit. At the end of the week, we had to clean out our cabins, and I went into the adjacent cabin to grab a broom. I walked in the door and the kid in the bunk immediately to the right of the door was jacking off, and the other NINE BOYS in the room either didn’t notice, or didn’t care. At the time I only vaguely understood what he was doing, but I definitely got the sense that 2018 was the last year I was gonna do a wilderness sleep away camp.
Listening to bobs story while I finally sit down for the day and try to eat and enjoy my first meal after working for 5 hours straight.... has suddenly and miraculously cured my need for food... but I suddenly feel like I need to take the rest of the day off...
WHAT - you know that lemon filling, or creamy.. (or creamy lemon? I have no idea) it BEGS to ooze. Delicious ooze. Okay, I'm sure it could be made better. DIY! Homemade!
I lost my cat today, he was a maine coon named Leo, Thank You for the only happiness I will get today, and Thank You from distracting me from my worries.
My memories from summer camp, is me walking into my cabin and seeing two of my cabin mates one sitting on the top bunk and the other tying a noose around his neck like a tie. The guy with the noose around his neck looked at me and with the most chirpy upbeat voice said hey how are you. I closed the door and stood outside for a minute thinking about what I saw. Later we tied it to the ceiling fan set it to max and stood around it. The game was whoever got hung first won and the game was called natural selection. Don't worry no one won.
I wait up until one am on Sunday night for these babies to come out. Then I drift to and from sleep with it on repeat. Then I get to watch it again in the morning. It's a glorious cycle.
"Looks like she got away with it [stealing the car]." "Sir, normally we'd help you but Arizona's kinda hot." Wade made me chuckle probably more than I should have here.
One time during a holiday I had when I was maybe 10, I didn't know the tap water there wasn't safe to drink. I threw up for 2 days to the point that I just started throwing up my stomach acid (it burnt a lot). We struggled to find a hospital because so many of them were closed and I felt absolutely miserable
Oh my god I live near Tempe and I remember when this news story blow up it did not help at all, in fact there was more graffiti of penis man and phallic symbols everywhere in the phoenix metro area. The spirit of penis man really brought the town together.
Wades bike store unlocked a core memory of mine. My brother when he was in second or third grade had just been "diagnosed with bipolar disorder". He had gone to a friend's house with my other brother that was less than 3 blocks away but it was across a county road. At the friend's house my brother had gotten mad and decided to come home. He didn't check before crossing the busy county road and was hit by an RV... He lived but didn't really learn anything from that.
Bob in most cases: "Let people enjoy what they want to enjoy."
Bob on donuts: "YOU FILTHY CASUALS!"
I grew up in a bakery, so I feel the same way 🤣
I agree with Bob on a majority of situations. But I have never disagreed with him more than I do on this topic. Basic is best!
Bob: LET PEOPLE ENJOY WHAT THEY WANT
Also Bob; this episode? Wtf?
Basic donuts rule. I will die on this hill.
I do agree with Bob on this one, but if I was offered a donut without filling I would still happily accept
I need an animation of a bleeding Bob lying in a monastery, hallucinating as Italian nuns are screaming expletives in Ethan’s voice while the band director’s girlfriend looks for “el ban-daidos”
Same
Listen, I'm in the beginning half of the vid
I. am .worried .
Yes
Ya didn’t u
@@BeanColored is by
Bob's phobia of falling down now makes a ton of sense.
Upgraded from phobia to legitimate life experienced fear.
Doesn't he also have a fear of being injured in the foot? I remember it clearly because I thought it was kinda specific.
@@ngocminh1251 yes. I just simplified it. It's like my fear of heights, it's not the heights, it wouldn't be the fall, it'd be the sudden meeting with the non height, however, it is easier to describe as a fear of heights.
I wonder if he's even made the correlation between the two
I came here for this comment. Wade asked him in the fear episode if he had a traumatic event that led to the fear and bob was like no not that i know of lol
Ikr
“YOU’RE SHORT!” I just died laughing. Bob be vicious when he’s in a corner 🤣
But he's the nice one
@@kko4187 Bob is the kindest of the group in his own way, but all of the Peens are nice. Mark and Wade are just the more dramaticly dark humoured. Bob can get fiesty though when he’s poked over the edge XD
Can I have a timestamp of when this happened?
@@puki860 check out 7:24
during repeat listens whenever he says that line in my head I just hear "says the guy who couldn't hop over a small wall"
i like that the episode's are getting longer because the first couple of episode's were like 45 minutes now we're at episode's with 1 hour and 15 minutes i love it
The editer is just slowly giveing us the raw take very little editing just removeing the non youtube friendly content lol
Real shit
actually it depends last one wasn't even an hour long
Soon they will do a secret time episode where they won't know when it needs to end, but they have to keep goin.
Now let’s get to 2 hour episodes lol
"The gold medalist sold his gold medal for the hungry which was him"
Cracks me up
That Got me too. Just so Funny as hell.
Me: "Excuse me, would you like to donate to the charitable cause of feeding the hungry, which is me?"
it's actually quite sad when you think about the fact that this kind of stuff actually happens to some retired athletes who become homeless after they are unable to compete.
"Containing the spirit of Penis Man" might just be one of my favorite quotes ever!
That one and "fuck your dreams, fuck your nightmares, I'm going to win this"
@@notsofunnyjokes1040 yep
@@notsofunnyjokes1040 I think the quote is `Fuck your dreams, fuck your nightmares, I´m gonna beat you!`
Wade: _"SirFapsalot can't reveal _*_all_*_ his secrets."_
Mark: _"Are _*_YOU_*_ SirFapsalot???"_
Wade: _"I'll never tell!"_
_That sounds like a confession to me!_ *XD*
I like the way Lixian draws Wade's little round head.
I don't know whether Baldermort ever expected that he's going to say the term "Penis Man" in his entire career, but I'm glad he did anyway
Nnnnyessss, it's time for a refined British-sounding accent to say the words "Penis Man" for the enjoyment of hundreds of thousands on the Internet! :)
"I thought I was the injury-based one!!!!" is one of the Mark's quotes ever
*Mark-est quote ever
@@elusivegamergirl Yeah, that's also true
Proof that mark is "not" a masochist
I can already tell I'm going to love the episode just from the title,along with how chaotic this intro is. You know it’s going to be a great episode when it’s chaotic.
Edit: I was correct. This is a great episode.
Oh thank god. Last weeks was hard to watch, and mostly because of Mark and Bob's Ace Attorney stunt most of the episode. It did go on long enough that it eventually became funny toward the end though, I'll admit
I love Mark’s sound board with his recordings. Today’s version sounded like when a person is recording a movie in the theater with a phone and everyone in the theater is excited and saying shit out loud lol
This podcast distracts me from every hardship of life that I currently deal with everyday and I couldn’t ask for anything better to be that distraction
Hope you're doing well.
Same bro. Same.
you must be very distractible
Im with you.
L + ratio
I’m currently waiting to get hip replacement surgery and my nerves are sky rocketing, I love this podcast and it definitely distracts me from my life full of chronic pain, thank you mark, bob, and wade for lots of laughs
Hope everything goes alright!
Speedy recovery!
@@ЖаннаЛатышева-ч5ч thank you!
@@oogieboogieboo9796 thank you so much!
how’s the hip ? :p
Bob takes a core sample of his shin bone as a youngun and wonders why he has a phobia about breaking his legs for the rest of his life.
This omg
I remembered Wade's story about that party where a girl got her leg impaled and was like "so that's why he has that fear"
“I think penises have a hymen of sorts“
-Mark
I guess in a sense, it never feels as good as your first
@@Broomer52did for ne
"Hey baby, you want an energy drink?" had me dying. I didn't like Monster before, now I'm gonna have a visceral reaction every time I go grocery shopping.
Wade: I'm picturing a council of Ricks, and you're like Trombone Morty
Mark: I DON'T WATCH ADVENTURE TIME. I DON'T LIKE IT.
I read this just as it happened-
I love Mark's approximate knowledge of pop culture. He knows names of things, but not what they are 😆
"Wade admits he thought (boston creme donuts) were filled with sailors" what an absolute golden line
"This one time at band camp" immediately gave me flashbacks to my own five different experiences at band camp. All are blurred memories of people being stupid and getting in trouble. And also me falling out of a paddle boat and into the pond
Wade: "the (italian) government needs a translator"
me, an italian studying english translation and interpreting in uni: WADE DON'T STEAL MY JOB PLEASE
He can't help it if he's le better than you at El Italianese 🤣
@@Kyacchan88 honestly you're right, I was focused on the wrong language this whole time 😂😂
Wade: fuck your dreams fuck your nightmares, I’m taking your job
28:41 - I was listening to you guys while washing the car and it was HOT out there, man. So I came in, grabbed a Gatorade and began drinking it. Washed the dishes, went back to take a sip, and this part came up and now I still have blue Gatorade dripping out of my nose. Literally. No joke.
There are very few things left in this world that genuinely make me happy and this podcast is one of them!
Every week I am always left thinking of how I would answer some of these questions or of my own random a** weird life stories 😅
Also NOTHING will keep me from wanting a doughnut 24/7 😂
As someone who went to Blue Lake at a younger age, can confirm that everything in this story is spot-on.
This was great. Thanks to all you guys for the laughs, especially Wade. "Help me step girlfriend." "I really want a Boston Cream now." That just killed me.
I've been told to listen to this podcast by my friend for a long time. I'm not one to listen to podcasts (I only listen to WTF1 occasionally). But I've listened to most episodes of Distractible and I started loving it to bits, it's just so good and funny that I can't help but enjoy it.
I've been waiting for this all night. This podcast helps me take my mind off so many things that's bothering me and lets relax for like an hour ❤.
This episode looked like it was directed by my adhd brain and I thoroughly enjoyed it
I waited all day for this and it was worth it
And I waited all night
And for me I am from the future so this has been available for quite some time
I just caught up, and was relieved
Then here this is in my feed👁️👄👁️
I’m in Arizona, and the story about penis man absolutely killed me 😂 😂 😂
I believed it the moment Mark told it. Sounds like a Phoenix metro area thing that would occur when it's 110° F outside
me too esp the mispronunciation of tempe
I don’t know why but when the intro played and got to “the atrocities of” I 100% excepted him to say war
I think you know why.
Fun fact, I also almost died at a monastery. I was in Greece at my Mother’s village and we went to the monastery which is high above the village on the mountain side. Anyway coming back from the monastery we followed the steep small path all the way down back to the village. Almost at the bottom I tripped but didn’t fall and due to the steepness of the path I started to inadvertently build up momentum and run uncontrollably. At a point near the bottom where the path curves there is a 10 foot drop onto the road of the village below. Being unable to control myself, I couldn’t stop and kept heading straight for the 10 foot drop. Literally a few feet before falling I managed to grab hold of the trunk of a small tree and hold on and I literally swung around the tree like two or three times before finally coming to a stop. I was only 10 years old at the time and probably shit my pants but I lived!!!!
why did i imagine all of this anime style ???? also God was with you !!!!
@@axstorm2191 Ha ha!!!! I can’t answer that!
He really was though, my short life flashed before my eyes!!!
Something similar happened to me but without the giant drop and it was in front of a giant audience 😂
@@binkao2938 Oh noooo!!! I assume it was highly embarrassing.
I'm glad that you're okay, but your story is also very entertaining
Alright! Just arrived from drumming class and it's in the middle of a hot summer afternoon! Distractible is the only podcast I need!
remember to practice your paradiddles and singles!
I was taking a sip from my monster energy drink at about 1:04:29/1:13:53 and I spit it all over my screen I laughed so hard. This podcast is great and I love it!
That's a long sip
This podcast has made Monday my favorite day. Everyone in my house works on Monday and I don't so I'm typically alone until 5 pm, but I get to listen to these three joke with each other while I clean house and it makes it so so much better.
I would love some type of merch featuring the "And i turned around" bit
Gets me everytime 😂💕
as an aussie, I can confirm that KFC's lettuce has been swapped for cabbage because of the insane price rise for lettuce
I'm with Bob, falling is so scary. I tripped in the driveway and fell knee-first onto a metal bottle cap. it was embedded in my flesh and have since had a perfect circle-shaped scar over the bone where the meat is gone. I think I passed out twice before the night was over trying to rip it out.
ouch- but that scar sounds awesome lmao
See you're already stronger then I am... lmao I would have rushed to the ER and begged them to "fix the owie"...
OOWWWW GOD NOOO
"Sir fap-a-lot does indeed fap a lot" finally some good news! Boston creme for everyone! ..... Love Wade's shout outs
I listen to this podcast every Monday morning, it's awesome
Mondays are the best. You guys distract me from my long walk to work with these new episodes. Love you guys.
I laughed so hard at Mark bringing up the KFC cabbage thing. Never thought it was such a big thing that it'd end up being global news 😆
I actually had a minor version of Wade's story once. I was actually heading back to my grandma's house while it was raining. Sense I was foolish, I rode through puddles on the way back for fun. One of the puddles was against me having fun. There was a stone at the bottom of one of the puddles. My bike hit the stone, skidded to the side, and trapped my lower half under. If you a normal human you know that it wouldn't be fun to be dragged across a road by a bike. After I was done being cheesegrated, I realized my chain had gotten dislodged. This normally wouldn't be a problem, but back then I didn't know how to set it back in place. So, I litteraly carried my bike home.
You guys are my absolute favorite podcast. Thank you for being the best part of my Monday morning.
I just love these guys together, they never fail to make me laugh 😁
I love listening to Distractible while drawing! The longer episodes (and all episodes) are excellent. Thank you for the epic podcast, boys!
My wife's care was stolen a couple weeks ago and the cops were like, "well, we're not gonna find them but maybe if they dump the car we'll find it."
Anytime bob says he’s a bad host show him this episode one of the best episodes yet
This entire episode is gold, 95% dying laughing the entire time, a new favorite. Second to the Fridge.
I'm a born introvert. I've always had social anxieties. When I was 15 my mom stuck me in a charter hospital for troubled teens for 2 weeks. I'll never forget it because my roommate was on escape precautions. And it was the summer that Terminator 2 came out on VHS cuz we had to watch it everyday
Terminator 2 has to be one of the coolest movies out there
@@anophoria yeah, try watching it for 2 weeks on repeat, with a kid that was a GNR fan who wouldn't stop singing, you should be miii y...yine.. with electrodes hooked up to your scalp 😂😂
Dammit Wade I almost choked to death while driving my tractor trailer when you said Dilophosaurus
First of all, this has been an amazing episode, love the longer episodes
Second of all, wade saying "I choose death" is Literally the perfect ending
my favourite part of this video is that the "most replayed" is when the "I TERNED AROUND... AND THEYER IT WUZ" starts
This already gives the good vibes
Monday is my favorite day of the week now because of this amazing podcast!
38:10 I had a "welp I have no choice" moment like that earlier this year, I was hiking with my friend and we had gone about 3.5 miles to this canyon to picnic and we had JUST left to head back, had hiked maybe 1/2 mile, and it was dark now because we were picnicing as the sun set. And I wasn't wearing proper hiking shoes at the time (I have some now) and so I stepped off a stone step and sprained my ankle, not a bad sprain, but enough that walking on it was extremely painful. I had 3 miles to hike through pitch black mountains with some predators that will 100% take advantage of an injured human (cougar being the big one). I literally had no choice but to keep walking. I also twisted my other ankle about halfway back, so then both of my ankles hurt. When we got back to the car I had to drive because my friend has this weird anxiety where she can't drive anywhere except her own neighborhood basically, and just pushing the gas and brake was excruciating. Then because I had walked on the sprain for over an hour, I was in pain for like 3 weeks. It was swollen and I couldn't wear a shoe on that foot for a few days. But I was not about to call for a rescue 3 miles from the car over a twisted ankle and be charged thousands of dollars I don't have. That was actually in winter though, not in summer, it was like February or March.
Have to go to sleep now, but I can't wait to wake up and listen to this!!!!
Now I have something I can listen too while slowly drift asleep
Another Beautiful Episode! I remember the days before Cellphones. And injuries during the summer. I also wish to say Happy Early Birthday Mark! Hope you have a great one this year! ❤️ Bob I've been binging your videos! Hope you and Mandy are doing well! Wade! You are the best friend everyone wants! My mother and I will never tire of listening to this podcast you make us both laugh all the time! Also Bob you have the greatest laugh! 😁
My favorite group of youtubers. Such a great friendship you guys have. This is the only cast i listen to. Funny stuff boys. Hope for many more good content
After all the news this week this was an absolute breath of fresh air and made me laugh my butt off
I'm so happy about this being uploaded I just went through such a difficult text conversation with someone who I did and still love and they just are just I don't even know how describe except dense
you good mate?
@@azalea-P trying to be alright. Basically a girl I loved who put me through a lot of awful stuff was texting me after I haven't texted her in 2 years and she's like trying to make things about her while saying she's trying to be better and learn but doesn't seem to understand what I am telling her that I really care about her despite everything she did to me.
@@plaguefellow4956 im sorry mate, i hope it gets cleared up :)
@@azalea-P I hope so too but chances are she won't understand or something I liked her for years but she did things that were really awful and she didn't love me. I'm hoping things will work out if not then I hope I'll find someone in the future who actually loves me lol
@@plaguefellow4956 yea uh gl with that i suppose 👍
Damn, Wade's bike story reminded me of my own. I was out camping with my parents, aunt and uncle. Had a mongoose bike that was a little too big for me (i was twelve and it was cool) Our camp was straight down hill at like a forty five degree angle, at the top of the hill there was a community center. Everybody was up there, and i wanted to go fishing. So i told my parents i was gonna ride down and fish, they trusted me enough for that. Started down hill and as soon as I was outta sight the damn chain broke, At the bottom of the hill there was a flat parking spot so i aimed for it, thought it'd slow me down. Critical failure, slammed into the concrete stop there, and flipped boots over braincase down a steep bank that was heavily wooded. When I woke up, I was in the hospital. Turns out, nobody thought anything had even happened, they got back to camp and relaxed and played rook. I think it was something like six hours later a couple hiking a trail down the hill found my bike (trashed) and spotted me. I was unconcious and bloody and they thought I was dead. Long story short, the police showed up, my whole family freaked out, and my parents swore I'd never get another bike again.
This podcast makes it worth getting up on Mondays. 😚☕
I went to blue lake in 2018 as a 7th grader, and can assure everyone, it has not changed a bit. At the end of the week, we had to clean out our cabins, and I went into the adjacent cabin to grab a broom. I walked in the door and the kid in the bunk immediately to the right of the door was jacking off, and the other NINE BOYS in the room either didn’t notice, or didn’t care. At the time I only vaguely understood what he was doing, but I definitely got the sense that 2018 was the last year I was gonna do a wilderness sleep away camp.
Listening to bobs story while I finally sit down for the day and try to eat and enjoy my first meal after working for 5 hours straight.... has suddenly and miraculously cured my need for food... but I suddenly feel like I need to take the rest of the day off...
these are really helpful with anything just to listen to the three best youtubers
Everyday I stay up and wait for the upload and it never fails to entertain me
This was one beautiful tranwreck of an episode
Mark, I’m glad you’ve discovered the joy that is a proper boston cream donut. Welcome to the club brother.
Always love listening to this podcast. I can't wait for this.
Gonna be my new favorite set of words. “When I turned around”
Thank you for your ability to help me forget that my job sucks and helping me get through the day
I agree with Wade. Anytime I get donuts, I choose glazed w/ frosting and sprinkles.
Besides the raspberry jelly-filled, I can't stand "filling" donuts
its a weird texture i dont like it 😥
I Don't Mind Nutella Filled Donuts
WHAT - you know that lemon filling, or creamy.. (or creamy lemon? I have no idea) it BEGS to ooze. Delicious ooze.
Okay, I'm sure it could be made better. DIY! Homemade!
@@Nohbdy_Ahtall Lemon Meringue Donuts? Sounds Delicious! I'll have to check it out...
@@Nohbdy_Ahtall "it begs to ooze. delicious ooze." is not something i thought i would read today what the fuck.
I lost my cat today, he was a maine coon named Leo, Thank You for the only happiness I will get today, and Thank You from distracting me from my worries.
My memories from summer camp, is me walking into my cabin and seeing two of my cabin mates one sitting on the top bunk and the other tying a noose around his neck like a tie. The guy with the noose around his neck looked at me and with the most chirpy upbeat voice said hey how are you. I closed the door and stood outside for a minute thinking about what I saw. Later we tied it to the ceiling fan set it to max and stood around it. The game was whoever got hung first won and the game was called natural selection. Don't worry no one won.
Listening with all the gentle ferocity in my soul.
I am 26 and grew up in Phoenix Arizona and I remember in grade school people would tag “Penis Man” all over to keep it alive! 😂😂😂 this is hilarious!
11:05 I cracked up when Mark says trespantsing instead of trespassing.
I wait up until one am on Sunday night for these babies to come out. Then I drift to and from sleep with it on repeat. Then I get to watch it again in the morning. It's a glorious cycle.
Mark: if you rearrange "independence" you get "penis"
Bob: hundred percent
Me listening to this at 2am: but... there's no "s" in "independence"...
I was just waiting for one of them to make a "Declaration of Indepenis" pun and it never happened 😆
penic
"Looks like she got away with it [stealing the car]."
"Sir, normally we'd help you but Arizona's kinda hot."
Wade made me chuckle probably more than I should have here.
One time during a holiday I had when I was maybe 10, I didn't know the tap water there wasn't safe to drink. I threw up for 2 days to the point that I just started throwing up my stomach acid (it burnt a lot). We struggled to find a hospital because so many of them were closed and I felt absolutely miserable
Thanks!
What a wonderful present to have on my Birthday. Thank you gentlemen for the entertainment! :)
My, word first of all. This was the best episode in a while.
It was about time for me to relax again while listening to this 😌💕
I think every recorded intro bit should include: 'And then I tuurned around...'
It’s totally worth it to watch this at 3am
the thumbnail for this is your best one yet !
Im from the birthday stream. Happy birthday Mark
Oh my god I live near Tempe and I remember when this news story blow up it did not help at all, in fact there was more graffiti of penis man and phallic symbols everywhere in the phoenix metro area. The spirit of penis man really brought the town together.
Wades bike store unlocked a core memory of mine.
My brother when he was in second or third grade had just been "diagnosed with bipolar disorder". He had gone to a friend's house with my other brother that was less than 3 blocks away but it was across a county road. At the friend's house my brother had gotten mad and decided to come home. He didn't check before crossing the busy county road and was hit by an RV... He lived but didn't really learn anything from that.
IM LISTENING TO THIS AT WORK AND MARK SNEEZED AND I SAID “BLESS YOU” OUT LOUD
"Ah yes, the cheese wheel"
Fuckin dying.
You guys are hilarious... best podcast ever!!!
15 seconds in and i already know im going to like this episode of the podcast
Excellent as always! Please never stop these!
I love these videos, very good for when I'm stuck in my room with covid :(